Dear (Insert Name/Thing):

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Davis,


I'm in the South Shore area of Massachusetts for the summer. (In between Boston and Cape Cod) And once September 16th rolls around I will be in Columbus, OH.

You are MORE than welcome to stop by either of the two places if you are around. Let me know! :D :thumbsup


A part of the "family,"
Greg

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,


I'm in the South Shore area of Massachusetts for the summer. (In between Boston and Cape Cod) And once September 16th rolls around I will be in Columbus, OH.

You are MORE than welcome to stop by either of the two places if you are around. Let me know! :D :thumbsup


A part of the "family,"
Greg

dear greg,

do you know how far nantucket is by car from where you are?

the answer to this question may determine your faith,

-davis

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Davis,


Nantucket is an island off of Cape Cod. Soooo...it's not too far in retrospect. All I have to do is take a 30 minute drive to Falmouth (on Cape Cod) and catch a ferry out to Nantucket.


When are you hitting that beauty of an island up?


Masshole,
Greg


P.S. When you are on Nantucket...check out The Muse. That is where DMB recorded parts of "Remember Two Things." Kind of a lil DMB history there.

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear DMB,
Guys, the setlists are dwindling by the date. The first leg was legendary but now everything that made it such is slowly dropping off the sets. Please don't do an 03 on me. Please.

-adam

[daraidaaa]

Dear Davis,

Here is Dreaming Tree from 6.03.06
hxxp://www.sendspace.com/file/8zl6qy

Upping the Alpine Last Stop,
-Mike

[daraidaaa]

Dear Davis,

Here is the return of Last Stop...7.02.06 Last Stop hxxp://www.sendspace.com/file/qmk40d

Signed,
Mike

[angelface]

Dear Throat,

Why are you sore today? I have been taking my vitamins and everything :confused

L,
Angela

[DixieChixen]

Dear Angelas Throat,

Sorry.


well...sort of.

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,


Nantucket is an island off of Cape Cod. Soooo...it's not too far in retrospect. All I have to do is take a 30 minute drive to Falmouth (on Cape Cod) and catch a ferry out to Nantucket.


When are you hitting that beauty of an island up?


Masshole,
Greg


P.S. When you are on Nantucket...check out The Muse. That is where DMB recorded parts of "Remember Two Things." Kind of a lil DMB history there.

dear greg,

i'll be up there in a few months for work. i'm going up to buy for my store. there are a few lines up there that are HUGE for us. i'm not sure if you are familiar with Vineyard Vines (the infamous julie worked at a retail store that carried the line :BANG ), or Castaway, but that shit kills in the south. anyway, it sounds like we might be able to get up with each other...

from there: :D

:hump

boyakasha,

-davis

[angelface]

dear greg,

i'll be up there in a few months for work. i'm going up to buy for my store. there are a few lines up there that are HUGE for us. i'm not sure if you are familiar with Vineyard Vines (the infamous julie worked at a retail store that carried the line :BANG ), or Castaway, but that shit kills in the south. anyway, it sounds like we might be able to get up with each other...

from there: :D

:hump

boyakasha,

-davis

Dear Davis,

:lorraine

L,
Angela

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

:lorraine

L,
Angela

dear angela,

is that because of the Julie thing?

yeah...

pleasedon'thateme.Idon'tknowwhereiwouldbewithoutyo u.pleaseIswearIwon'tfuckupagain.Imeanitthistime.OH GODNO!!!!,

-davis

[athousandyears]

Dear God,

Please hook Stinky, A and myself up. I don't care what order; just sometime in the very near future.

I didn't know I could be this horny,
Nakia

[bullox005]

Dear God,

Please hook Stinky, A and myself up. I don't care what order; just sometime in the very near future.

I didn't know I could be this horny,
Nakia

dear all you horny monkeys,

dear lord, you are some horny monkeys.

it's a trifecta.

kinda wierded out,
not really i just want to be included

-davis

[angelface]

dear angela,

is that because of the Julie thing?

yeah...

pleasedon'thateme.Idon'tknowwhereiwouldbewithoutyo u.pleaseIswearIwon'tfuckupagain.Imeanitthistime.OH GODNO!!!!,

-davis

Dear Davis,

Thats what you say everytime!

L,
Angela

[angelface]

Dear God,

Please hook Stinky, A and myself up. I don't care what order; just sometime in the very near future.

I didn't know I could be this horny,
Nakia

Dear God,

Please answer Nakia's prayers, I am climbing the wall over here!

L,
Angela

[brilu]

dear Bri,

is this your first username on ants, or are you already familiar with the people on these boards?

just curious,

-davis
Dear Davis,

Yes this is my first username, I don't know anyone except angela, she is my best friend! :) I only know what she's told me about people, and what I read when I'm on which is not as often as I'd like.

Hoping to meet new friends,
Bri

[athousandyears]

Dear Bri,

Welcome to Ants! Anyone that's friends with Angela is cool in my book.

- Nakia

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

Thats what you say everytime!

L,
Angela

dear angela,

but i mean it this time.

look, let's settle this like we always do. i'll bring a bottle of wine, some handcuffs, a bucket of ice cubes, a copy of "you've got mail", an industrial sized tube of lube, a one legged herm-midget named sally, a feather boa, stinky, the Jackson 5 greatest hits album, the kitchen sink, and....hmmmmm, what else? oh yeah, there will be meat...lots and lots of meat.

mmmmmmmm,

-davis

there will be meat.

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

Yes this is my first username, I don't know anyone except angela, she is my best friend! :) I only know what she's told me about people, and what I read when I'm on which is not as often as I'd like.

Hoping to meet new friends,
Bri

dear bri,

it's great to meet you. we have some good times on these boards. i'm glad you're going to be a part of it.:)

-davis

[angelface]

Dear Davis,

Yes this is my first username, I don't know anyone except angela, she is my best friend! :) I only know what she's told me about people, and what I read when I'm on which is not as often as I'd like.

Hoping to meet new friends,
Bri

Dear Everyone,

This is my best friend Bri, she is a cool, cool chick and a sexy ass bitch. Everyone love her!!! :multi

L,
Angela

[angelface]

dear angela,

but i mean it this time.

look, let's settle this like we always do. i'll bring a bottle of wine, some handcuffs, a bucket of ice cubes, a copy of "you've got mail", an industrial sized tube of lube, a one legged herm-midget named sally, a feather boa, stinky, the Jackson 5 greatest hits album, the kitchen sink, and....hmmmmm, what else? oh yeah, there will be meat...lots and lots of meat.

mmmmmmmm,

-davis



there will be meat.

Dear Davis,

You had me at "lots of lube" I just slide off my chair.

L,
Angela

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

You had me at "lots of lube" I just slide off my chair.

L,
Angela

dear angela,

i was having a bad day.

now i am not.

money. in. the. bank.

be right there,

-davis

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Davis,

Yes this is my first username, I don't know anyone except angela, she is my best friend! :) I only know what she's told me about people, and what I read when I'm on which is not as often as I'd like.

Hoping to meet new friends,
Bri
Hey Bri
Welcome to Ants. Hope you enjoy it here. Do you like DMB? It's not required but it the excuse we all use to talk about sex. Especially Angela and Dix. I am an angel and a virgin no matter what else anyone says. ;)

Elle

[bullox005]

dear angela,

sally isn't going to be able to make it.

i had no idea how dangerous VD could be. good to know...

anyway, beatrice the bearded acrobat will be stepping in to fill the roll. she's pretty flexible. smells a bit like sharp cheddar. skilled with the feet.

taking my antibiotics,

-davis

[AudreyM]

Dear God,

Please hook Stinky, A and myself up. I don't care what order; just sometime in the very near future.

I didn't know I could be this horny,
Nakia

Dear God,

I don't care what order either, as long as I'm first.

Hoping for some action,
A.

[brilu]

Dear Nakia, Elle and Davis?

Thanks for welcoming me!!! :)

And yes elle I LOVE DMB, I was @ the Tampa show last night!

Happy new friend,
Bri

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Dear Angela,

Next time I'm down in LA do I get you AND Bri???

With love,
Taylor

[brilu]

Dear Angela,

Next time I'm down in LA do I get you AND Bri???

With love,
Taylor

Dear Taylor,

Many a man has pondered that before..you have to be one lucky man to get both of us! ;)

Waiting to see how lucky you actually are,

Bri

[angelface]

Dear Angela,

Next time I'm down in LA do I get you AND Bri???

With love,
Taylor

Dear Taylor,

Isn't my girl Bri fiesty. :hump

L,
Angela

[DrinkNoH2O]

Dear 6pm,
You're only 7 minutes away... hurry the fuck up.
Love,
Dave

[DrinkNoH2O]

Dear 6pm,
Thanks... I'm outta here bitches!!!!
Until tomorrow.
Love,
Dave

[karenvonb]

Dear Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing):Thread,

This was a funny thread to read - thanks.
Davis frightens me.
Welcome Bri!

Love, Karen

[tortoise]

Dear NBC,

The truth is I'm not home much so I never opted for cable television. But lately I've found myself working at home and tuning in to the only channel I can get, you. Why do you suck so much? Last Comic Standing and America's Got Talent over and over? Is this really the best you can do?

Signed,
Really needing to call the cable company,
Matt

[brilu]

Dear Re: Dear (Insert Name/Thing):Thread,

This was a funny thread to read - thanks.
Davis frightens me.
Welcome Bri!

Love, Karen


Dear Karen:

Thanks!! i feel so loved! :bounce


Bri

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Dear Taylor,

Isn't my girl Bri fiesty. :hump

L,
Angela
Dear Angela,

I think me wanting the both of you is enough said. :hump
See you in 4 hours (haven't we heard this before? :confused).

With love,
Me

[AudreyM]

Dear God,

I thought things were going to move a little quicker. Please don't tell me I'm going to have to bring out Barney again tonight.

Disappointed,
A.

[AudreyM]

On that note:

Dear Elle,

Do you have plans tomorrow night? How does a pool, dinner and some booze sound?

Awaiting,
A.

P.S. I think there are Mr. Freezies in the freezer.

[Smoke/Mirrors]

Dear trey anastasio,

reform phish.

-andrew

[daraidaaa]

Dear Bri,

Welcome to ants! Anyone that is cool with Angela is cool with me :). Hit me up sometime if you ever need anything.

-Mike

[athousandyears]

Dear Bri,

Welcome to ants! Anyone that is cool with Angela is cool with me :). Hit me up sometime if you ever need anything.


-Mike
Director of Underage Pussy, MLA


Dear Mike,

This is how I read it and it made me laugh a lot.:lol

- Nakia

[brilu]

Dear Bri,

Welcome to ants! Anyone that is cool with Angela is cool with me :). Hit me up sometime if you ever need anything.

-Mike

Dear Mike,

Thanks! She is awesome, i would do anything for!! ....and she's pretty fucking hot! ;)

How's Chicago? That's the one big city i've never been to but want to visit...nt too be too girly, but i hear the shopping is awesome!

[daraidaaa]

Dear Nakia,

Yea I just got a PM about how offensive that is. Does anyone else find it really offensive?

Mike

[daraidaaa]

Dear Mike,

Thanks! She is awesome, i would do anything for!! ....and she's pretty fucking hot! ;)

How's Chicago? That's the one big city i've never been to but want to visit...nt too be too girly, but i hear the shopping is awesome!

Dear Bri,

Yea she's not too shabby;). Chicago is pretty fucking sweet and honestly, as is the shopping. You and Ang. should take a trip to Chicago.

-Mike

[brilu]

Dear Bri,

Yea she's not too shabby;). Chicago is pretty fucking sweet and honestly, as is the shopping. You and Ang. should take a trip to Chicago.

-Mike

Dear Mike,

Trust me she's amazing!!! :hump

That would probably be an awesome trip! ...we are going to Vegas this weekend! Vegas Baby!


Bri

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Nakia,

Yea I just got a PM about how offensive that is. Does anyone else find it really offensive?

Mike



Dear Mike,



You are so...

[takes off glove]

...disgusting. I can't believe the shit you...

[puts glove in other hand]

...think/write. YOU SIR ARE A PIG!!!

[PIMP SMACK!] (http://www.brooklyn.cuny.edu/bc/spotlite/slpress/slapped6.jpg)




Offended to the third degree,
Gregory Esquire

[DixieChixen]

Dear Bri,

Welcome! Please feel free to elaborate on both your and Angela's (my ants crush) assets...slowly...in great detail....
HAve fun in Vegas.

Jealously,

-D-

[daraidaaa]

Dix,

Do you ever get laid? Seriously you are the most horny male I have ever talked to.

Starting to wonder,
-Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dix,

Do you ever get laid? Seriously you are the most horny male I have ever talked to.

Starting to wonder,
-Mike


Dear Mike,



Ron Burgandy gets what he wants!


Sympathetic, (?)
Greg

[DixieChixen]

Dear Michael,

As a matter of fact I do. But fortunately it's never with dirty whores who's pansy ass BF manages to get in my house and jack me in the face when i wake up. what can I say, you take what you can get :rolleyes


pwned,
-D-

[brilu]

Dear Bri,

Welcome! Please feel free to elaborate on both your and Angela's (my ants crush) assets...slowly...in great detail....
HAve fun in Vegas.

Jealously,

-D-

Dear D,

From looking at your previous posts, i think you might have a melt down! :lol

I think she is the hottest woman alive and she thinks i am...that's why i call her my wifee!!

Don't worry we WILL have fun in Vegas...unfortunately for you whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... ;)

Lovingly,
Bri

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Bri,


Haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Greg! I roam the boards as a Pirate, YARGHHH!!!

Hope you enjoy your stay on ants. If there is anything I can do for ya, hit me with a PM. Angella is a good friend of mine on the board, so I'm sure you're just as good since you're her friend. :hug


Con Mucho Amor,
Gregorio (Greg)

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Dear Bri,


Haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Greg! I roam the boards as a Pirate, YARGHHH!!!

Hope you enjoy your stay on ants. If there is anything I can do for ya, hit me with a PM. Angella is a good friend of mine on the board, so I'm sure you're just as good since you're her friend. :hug


Con Mucho Amor,
Gregorio (Greg)

Dear Greg,

I can't believe you didn't tell Bri about our presidential campaign. I'm smoking all the weed tonight as punishment.

Love,
Taylor

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Greg,

I can't believe you didn't tell Bri about our presidential campaign. I'm smoking all the weed tonight as punishment.

Love,
Taylor



Dear Taylor,


I didn't want to force ourselves onto her so quickly. I felt she might make a quick denial. :( ...:lorraine


I'll still be in bed on time,
Greg

[brilu]

Dear Bri,


Haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Greg! I roam the boards as a Pirate, YARGHHH!!!

Hope you enjoy your stay on ants. If there is anything I can do for ya, hit me with a PM. Angella is a good friend of mine on the board, so I'm sure you're just as good since you're her friend. :hug


Con Mucho Amor,
Gregorio (Greg)

Dear Greg,

Mucho Gusto! Tu hablas espanol? ...just in case i just said, nice to meet you, do you speak spanish?

I think i'll like it here just fine! :)

She is amazing, and i can't say that enough!

con mucho amor también, :hug

[brilu]

Dear Taylor,


I didn't want to force ourselves onto her so quickly. I felt she might make a quick denial. :( ...:lorraine


I'll still be in bed on time,
Greg

Dear Greg... (and Taylor)

Thanks for thinking of me...but i think i can handle it... :) Fill me in!

Wondering,
Bri

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Greg,

Mucho Gusto! Tu hablas espanol? ...just in case i just said, nice to meet you, do you speak spanish?

I think i'll like it here just fine! :)

She is amazing, and i can't say that enough!

con mucho amor también, :hug


Hola Bri. Yo se un poco.


I studied for five years. 8th grade-Senior year in High School. Will touch up again this year in college. Been awhile though...so we shall see how I do.

DIOS MIOS!!!


Un Loco Residente,
Gregorio

[Anthony?]

Dear Satan:

Paid my dues. Let me play in a rocking band.

Anthony

[brilu]

Hola Bri. Yo se un poco.


I studied for five years. 8th grade-Senior year in High School. Will touch up again this year in college. Been awhile though...so we shall see how I do.

DIOS MIOS!!!


Un Loco Residente,
Gregorio

Querida Gregorio,

Hablas un poco, mucho mejor entonces no hablas.

keep practicing!

un loco colombiana,
Bri

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Dear Greg,

You know I love you Despite your shortcomings.

See you in the pirate bed.

-Taylor

[DmBand801]

Querida Gregorio,

Hablas un poco, mucho mejor entonces no hablas.

keep practicing!

un loco colombiana,
Bri

i slept my way through spanish - and still managed to pass :thumbsup

[TempHelpNeeded]

Please
Excuse
My
Dear
Aunt
Sally

[TempHelpNeeded]

Parenthesis
Exponents
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction

[trippingbilly12]

Parenthesis
Exponents
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction

Dear Pemdas,

I loved Middle School.

From the math class,
-Mike

[daraidaaa]

Dear Michael,

As a matter of fact I do. But fortunately it's never with dirty whores who's pansy ass BF manages to get in my house and jack me in the face when i wake up. what can I say, you take what you can get :rolleyes


pwned,
-D-

Dear Dix,

First off, cheap shot so you can take a direct trip to fucking yourself, or hell...whichever you'd prefer. And as for my "dirty whores who's pansy ass BF manages to get in my house and jack me in the face when I wake up" atleast it was real pussy and not over the internet. How many sex stories can you read before they get old jagbag?

pwned,
-Mike

[brilu]

i slept my way through spanish - and still managed to pass :thumbsup

Muy Bien!

...it must have gotten through somehow!

[Anthony?]

Dear momma, look at me,
I'm on my way to the Promised Land
Whoo!

[athousandyears]

Dear Greg and Taylor,

How could you not tell me about last night? I would have joined you.

Heartbroken,
Nakia

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Mike and Dix
Play nice or I throw a bucket of water on the two of you.
I'd spank you both but you'd like it, so what kind of punishment would that be?

In my school mistress uniform
Elle

[athousandyears]

Dear Elle,

I've been a very bad girl. Do you still have the uniform on?

Naughtily yours,
Nakia

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Nakia
It's always under whatever I have on. Kinda like Superman.


No cape, ruler in hand.
Elle

[Anthony?]

TheGurl']Dear Nakia
It's always under whatever I have on. Kinda like Superman.


No cape, ruler in hand.
Elle

Dear Elle:

I knew you were a superhero!

A

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Anthony
Stop telling your sister I'm Elecktra or you get the ruler. And not in a good way.


Elle

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Office depot delivery guy
Please let me play with your dreads today.

Hopefully
Elle

[Anthony?]

Dear fellow attorney

Next time your secretary calls asking me to hold to take your call I am hanging up.

Anthony

[Anthony?]

Dear Musictoday:

If I don't get the next livetrax on the release date this time, I quit!

Anthony

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Coffee
Can you make yourself for me?

In need
Elle

[StinkyPinky]

Dear JJ,

What in the hell were you thinking? And what kind of loser are you going to grow up to be?
I wish I could put you in my sons place. And I hope karma kicks you in the but. You have no idea how much drama you have caused.

Angry and worn out,

Stinky

[AudreyM]

Dear Geoff - my new co-worker,

Thanks for starting to come out of your shell. When I told you that I wasn't sure if I wanted to go pool-sitting for the weekend in case I missed a booty-call like I did last weekend, you so kindly pointed out that I'd get wet either way.

Still laughing,
A.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Barney
Your services this weekend are not required methinks.

Enjoy your time off, see the sites.

Elle

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear Geoff - my new co-worker,

Thanks for starting to come out of your shell. When I told you that I wasn't sure if I wanted to go pool-sitting for the weekend in case I missed a booty-call like I did last weekend, you so kindly pointed out that I'd get wet either way.

Still laughing,
A.


:lol Holy crap.

[athousandyears]

Dear Stinky,

That really sucks. I saw the pics and I want to kick the kids ass.

I hope your son is doing okay.

Love,
Nakia

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Stinky
I have no idea what's going on but I do hope your son is going to be ok.
:hug


Elle

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear mailperson

When you bring my web development magazine that comes with a cd in it DON'T FOLD IT TO PUT IT IN MY MAILBOX. Next time you do I go Tanya Harding on your bad knee.

Regards
Elle

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Well Wishers,

Thank You.
He will be fine. I am just worn out from the drama of yesterday.


Still Tired,
Stinky

P.S. I would gladly see the the hot officer again.

[pkpro1]

TheGurl']Dear mailperson

When you bring my web development magazine that comes with a cd in it DON'T FOLD IT TO PUT IT IN MY MAILBOX. Next time you do I go Tanya Harding on your bad knee.

Regards
Elle

which web dev mag?

[pkpro1]

Dear Idiots @ Dunkin Donuts,

An order of "wheat bagel with vegetable cream cheese, toasted" means precisely that.

It does not give you the freedom to experiment with my tastes in poppy seed bagels with strawberry cream cheese. After all, my receipt says wht bgl w/ veg cc. :ugh

Signed,

Unhappy Customer

[[DMB]TheGurl]

which web dev mag?
This one. (http://www.myfavouritemagazines.co.uk/store/displaystore.asp?sid=485&custid=11@08@200662651@458110163)

[tanto]

Dear God,

why?

[pkpro1]

TheGurl']This one. (http://www.myfavouritemagazines.co.uk/store/displaystore.asp?sid=485&custid=11@08@200662651@458110163)

i'll subscribe just for the chick on the front cover.

[pkpro1]

Dear God,

why?

dear tanto,

because i can.

[dmbfd15]

Dear Dallas Cowboys,

Win the Super Bowl

Thanks,
Fred

[bullox005]

dear old people,

god dammit...

-davis

[bullox005]

dear angela,

where the hell are you today?

you missed your 2:00 appointment.

concerned,

dr. funkylovin

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear World,


What's in store for me tonight? :D


Anxious,
Greg

[bullox005]

Dear World,


What's in store for me tonight? :D


Anxious,
Greg

dear greg,

i don't know. why don't you go hang out with bullox and leave it up to him?

-world

[TempHelpNeeded]

World:


You're smarter than I thought. Good Idea!


Bullox (Davis):


What the F am I gonna do tonight?!?!


-Greg

[DrinkNoH2O]

Dear bubbler,
Only 20 minutes until I'm off work and can load you up with the green goodness...
Love,
Dave

[AudreyM]

Dear Robert Smith,

Your Disintegration album is one of the bestest things on earth. But why do I always feel the need for a razorblade after listening to it?

All fucked up,
A.

[soldat51]

dear festival foods (my job)
go fuck yourself you yuppie, uptight fuckbags. I wait cant for august 25 to leave your shitty store.

go die please
Eric

[Anthony?]

Dear "Divorced" Women

You are still married if the divorce isnt final!

Love

Not Desparate

[AudreyM]

Dear People That Run The Ants Site,

Why is the 06-02-06 version of IOU the one for download on the front page? Please change it to the 06-13-06 version. It's so much better.

And for that matter, the 06-13-06 version of Break Free is WAY better too. Rashawn hits a note that I think only dogs can hear until he comes off it. And Carter owns at the end of that jam.

Hoping,
A.

[Head In Hands]

Dear William Shatner,

No one likes your priceline commercials, because youre dull and arent funny, and stop pretending you didnt kill your wife.

-Veronica

-Veronica

[bullox005]

dear thread,

wake the fuck up and make me a sandwich....lazy bitch.

-davis

[bullox005]

dear thread,

don't make me tell you twice.

-davis

[AudreyM]

Dear God,

Why did you give me faith that there wouldn't be a Butch solo during Two Step? I'm sitting here, ready for the committment of watching the whole encore, and I have to endure this?

Going back to watching Donald's car rust,
A.

P.S. Please give Dave his voice back!

P.P.S. I still haven't got any...

[bullox005]

dear thread,

what the fuck?

-davis

[bullox005]

dear thread,

we used to have so much fun together...is it because i've gained weight?

-davis

[StinkyPinky]

Dear TV,

How come you keep turning off all by yourself?
I turn you on..and 20 seconds later you turn off.

Was it something I did?

Reading My User Guide,

Stinky

[bullox005]

dear stinky,

muahahahahahahahaha


ha.

-tv

[SeanMH]

Dear Pantala Naga Pampa,

why is your name so difficult to pronounce?

Sincerely,

MANY DMB Fans

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Davis,

Fuck off.
BUhahahhaha :lol

I bought the TV in Febuary..and it's pissing me off.
Wanna come entertain me today, since I can't get the TV to stay on?

Always,
Stinky

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

Fuck off.
BUhahahhaha :lol

I bought the TV in Febuary..and it's pissing me off.
Wanna come entertain me today, since I can't get the TV to stay on?

Always,
Stinky

dear stinky,

oh, what the hell...the rectal bleeding will heal up in time.

why not?

on my way,
-davis

[dmb1spe]

Dear me,

You are the coolest motherfucker I know. And in fact, might be the most badassed man ever created. Keep on doing your thing, crushing beer cans and guts, and I'll see you around.

Hugs and kisses,
Me

[bullox005]

dear dmb1spe,

that's a bit egomaniacal of you.

-davis

[brilu]

dear thread,

we used to have so much fun together...is it because i've gained weight?

-davis

Dear Davis,

You are hilarious! :lol

Laughing a lot,
Bri

[daraidaaa]

Dear work,

Fuck you. I told you I couldn't work 6 days a week anymore so what do you do? Schedule me for 7!? Fuck you work

-Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Work:


Today's gonna suck...isn't it? Oh well...just make the 6:45 A.M.-1 P.M. part quick. I could care less about 2:30 P.M.-5 P.M.



Sincerely Not Excited,
Greg

[Milenk]

Dear Joe Lieberman,
You lost, stop wasting our time.
Sincerely,
Milenk

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Aunt Flo
Go away already.


Elle

[Heavy As Stone]

Dear Elle,

Does Aunt Flo make you RANDY? Come on... does she? Does it make your HORNY baby!??!?? Does it? DOES IT?

Stone

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Stone
I love Monty Python too.
As for Flo, yes at first she does. Later I'm just irritable. So shut the f up about it.

Les licks
Elle

[Heavy As Stone]

TheGurl']Dear Stone
I love Monty Python too.
As for Flo, yes at first she does. Later I'm just irritable. So shut the f up about it.

Les licks
Elle

Dear Elle,

Judging from the "So shut the f up" I can only assume that you are in the irritable, or later, phase of the flowage. Bleed on!

-Stone

P.S.
I was quoting Austin Powers. Thanks.

[Bartndrpleez]

Dear dear (insert name/thing) thread,

How is this the first time we've met? I feel like I've known you for a few weeks already and we should be sleeping together. How about a drink tonight after work?

Sincerely,

Interested

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dearest darling Stone
That was a joke to lead you to believe I was irritable. Actually I'm fine (minus the bowling ball feeling), just waiting for it to end.

My bad on the Austin/Monty mix up since I love the Austin movies as well. If there were some english people around they'd probably want to shoot me. Then I'd have to go Braveheart on their asses.
What a dramatic day

Elle

[TempHelpNeeded]

TheGurl']Dearest darling Stone
That was a joke to lead you to believe I was irritable. Actually I'm fine (minus the bowling ball feeling), just waiting for it to end.

My bad on the Austin/Monty mix up since I love the Austin movies as well. If there were some english people around they'd probably want to shoot me. Then I'd have to go Braveheart on their asses.
What a dramatic day

Elle



Dear Elle,


I'm British and quite offended. RIGHT-O! CHIP CHEERIO!


Offended,
British Guy

[athousandyears]

Dear British Guy,

Your accent is sexy. Wanna do it?

Still horny,
Nakia

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear British Guy,

Your accent is sexy. Wanna do it?

Still horny,
Nakia


Dear American,


Let's get ir done!!!....:eek ....I mean let's commence with pleasuring each other.


Caught Red-Handed,
Fake British Guy :lol

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Faker
Too bad, if you had really been english I would have flashed the goodies under my kilt at you.

Scottish lass
Elle

[athousandyears]

Dear Fake British Guy,

I really don't care unless the fake accent leads to a fake :eek face. Keep up the good work.

:hump ,
Nakia

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear My Lovers,


You are all too great to comment on...I must rush back to work. I will talk to both you beauties later.


May be fake British, but 100% real love maker,
Greg

[dmbphan041]

dear chocolate,

i hate you, you make me fat

happily gorging myslef,
Adam

Dear Oink,

you guys suck for getting rid of discographies

with much distain,
Adam

[athousandyears]

Dear Adam,

Please don't hate me.

Love,
Chocolate

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Something in my Eye,

Get out..and leave me alone.

Tired of blinking,
Stinky

[Raven36]

dear life

im so effin bored im angry. im tired of all the petty crap youve been throwing at me. give me something good and worth getting excited for you boring piece of toad!

and it better be good! im tired of being so effing stressed i cant eat! its over!

-thoroughly pissed off casen

[^its^m3!]

dear gods

tell the person above to get a life. things aint supposed to be sweet 4evea!
be nice to people and karma may throw you a bone.

m3

[athousandyears]

Dear m3,

Watch your ass.

- Nakia

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear m3,


You're barking up Casen's tree...which happens to have "leaves of Greg." And Greg ain't too happy!


Watching You,
Leaves of Greg

[dmbphan041]

dear m3

do you own and m3, cause if not, i laugh at you

getting ready to laugh
-adam

dear work,

you better be good today or else

dreading you as always,
adam

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Golfers,

Don' play today. Let Mike get off work as early as possible.

Love,
Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Work,


Why make me work till 1:00...then have me come in at 2:30 only to work till 5:00? Why can't I just get that extra hour and a half in? Do I have bad B.O?
:shrug


Confused,
Greg

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Greg,

I talked to your boss. He said it was indeed your BO. Consider stealing some Axe from CVS, apply heavily. At this point, women should flocking to you.

Let me know how it goes,

--Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Greg,

I talked to your boss. He said it was indeed your BO. Consider stealing some Axe from CVS, apply heavily. At this point, women should flocking to you.

Let me know how it goes,

--Mike




Dear Mike,


Thanks for the suggestion...

[sprays Axe on]


Now let's see how this goes...:ggoat ...oh, hey golden goat. So far no women...:goat ...oh, hey regular goat. Hmmm, wonder where the girls are and where these animals keep coming from? :babe ...oh, hey pig....wait a minute. THIS ISN'T TO GET GIRLS...IT SAYS ANIMALS!!!

:monkey :babe :babe :ggoat :goat NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Ravaged by Animals,
Greg

[GoodDayIIDie]

"Bowling ball feeling." Bwahahahaahaahahaahahaah!!!!!!

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Greg,

You obviously forgot to do the rain dance as you applied the spray. I can't work with such ignorant fools like yourself.

-Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Greg,

You obviously forgot to do the rain dance as you applied the spray. I can't work with such ignorant fools like yourself.

-Mike


Dear Mike,


It's alright...I'm...kinda...liking...this...:ggoat :hump


Occupied,
Greg

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Greg,

Please send pictures.

Quite interested,
Mike

[GoodDayIIDie]

Bwaahahaahahaahahahahah!

:dying on floor

[[DMB]TheGurl]

"Bowling ball feeling." Bwahahahaahaahahaahahaah!!!!!!
I'm glad my suffering is so amusing :lorraine

[Raven36]

dear m3

be nice to people? karma?

you dont know me.

casen

dear greg and nakia

you guys rock.

casen

dear tears

go away. youre making my mascara run.

casen

[Heavy As Stone]

dear m3

have some compassion. you really helped make my day better.

casen

dear greg and nakia

you guys rock.

casen

dear tears

go away. youre making my mascara run.

casen

Dear Casen,

Why are you crying?

-Stone

[Heavy As Stone]

dear gods

tell the person above to get a life. things aint supposed to be sweet 4evea!
be nice to people and karma may throw you a bone.

m3

Nice first post, asshole.

[Raven36]

Dear Casen,

Why are you crying?

-Stone

dear stone

cuz people have the ability to say mean things and hurt my feelings

casen

[athousandyears]

Dear Casen,

They should be tears of joy because you have people here that care about you!:hug

- Nakia

[Heavy As Stone]

dear stone

cuz people have the ability to say mean things and hurt my feelings

casen

Dear Casen,

Tell them to shove it up their asses. Do I need to get heavy as stone on someone's ass?

-Stone

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Casen
Don't get upset about the fool. The guys name is ^its^m3 and can barely spell. You're miles above this guy/girl/twit.

Dry your eyes pretty one
Elle

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Buddha
I know I'm not supposed to dig violence n shit, but can I cheer for stone if he takes on this twerp? Puuulease?!?!?!


Elle

[karenvonb]

Dear New York Lotto,
Please come my way.
Karen

Dear Casen,
DO NOT let what people say bother you. People are idiots. (but not all of them)
Karen

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Thing In My Eye,

Why are you still bothering me, and what are you?

Typing with one finger in my eye,
Stinky

[bullox005]

Dear Thing In My Eye,

Why are you still bothering me, and what are you?

Typing with one finger in my eye,
Stinky

dear stinky,

sorry about *coughblowing* that in your eye.

-davis

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Davis,

Next time I'll make sure to wear safety goggles.
It must have been pretty chunky because it scratched my eye.
Maybe you need to make an appointment to see a doctor.

Ready for Another Round,

Stinky

P.S.
Don't forget the lube.

[daraidaaa]

dear gods

tell the person above to get a life. things aint supposed to be sweet 4evea!
be nice to people and karma may throw you a bone.

m3

Dear asshat aka this jagbag ^^,

Go to hell, Casen is one hell of a person and you shouldn't be a jackass to her because she's having a rough stretch in her life.

Mike

Dear Casen,

Don't listen to this jerk. You still are cool and who else am I gonna talk to at like 2 in the morning and hallucinating? I think you may be the only one who can fill that role :hug

Mike

Dear Stone,

Shall we beat his ass?

Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Casen,


Why do you freakin' rock so much?


Jealous, Envious, Wanting to be you...or with you ;),
Greg

[Heavy As Stone]

Dear asshat aka this jagbag ^^,

Go to hell, Casen is one hell of a person and you shouldn't be a jackass to her because she's having a rough stretch in her life.

Mike

Dear Casen,

Don't listen to this jerk. You still are cool and who else am I gonna talk to at like 2 in the morning and hallucinating? I think you may be the only one who can fill that role :hug

Mike

Dear Stone,

Shall we beat his ass?

Mike

Dear Mike,

Gladly.

-Stone

[Heavy As Stone]

Dear Wife,

I miss you. Please get home soon.

-Stone

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Stone's Wife,


Leave quickly...he'll know!



Scared,
Greg



P.S. I'm dead now...


P.P.S. I didn't mean it, I swear...:lol ;)

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Mrs. Stone
He's a cutie. Hope you know.


Elle

[purplehaze18]

dear everyone here,
whose ass are we kicking?

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Haze
This guy (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=4867090&postcount=635) for weezing on Casen's post (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=4867061&postcount=634).
I've got the popcorn.
Elle

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Disco Monkey,


Some a-hole who tried to be cool with Casen.


Enraged,
The 12 oz. Pirate

[bullox005]

dear everyone here,
whose ass are we kicking?

dear purplehaze,

there are a couple of gangs around these boards. i'm pretty good with a bowstaff, so lewis, randy, and myself started up a little "organization."

we have made a few hits. our purpose is to restore logic to dmbc (i know, funny).

in short, the answer to your question is ^its^m3!.

once that one is done feel free to move on to TurboPGT. i'm just sayin...

-davis

[purplehaze18]

dear everyone except jerkoff,
I hate having all this anger around here, lets just kick his ass, get it over with then go and jam or if u dont play anything, get popcorn and we'll teach u to play.

[TempHelpNeeded]

dear purplehaze,

there are a couple of gangs around these boards. i'm pretty good with a bowstaff, so lewis, randy, and myself started up a little "organization."

we have made a few hits. our purpose is to restore logic to dmbc (i know, funny).

in short, the answer to your question is ^its^m3!.

once that one is done feel free to move on to TurboPGT. i'm just sayin...

-davis




Dear Davis,


Did not know of this mission in DMBc. Well it's a war that hits close to the heart, so...

If you need any Pirates to help you out...well, add another gang to your cause! YARGH! :violent


Soaked in Elle's "Sea Water,"
Greg

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Purple Haze,


Can you teach me the bass?!?! :bounce


eXXXcited,
Greg (a.k.a. next victor wooten/mike gordon)

[purplehaze18]

pirates..... well i guess i can join them one time.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Greg
That's the hottest closing salutation I've ever seen.

Adoringly yours
Elle



Dear Headache
Please start negotiations with the 3 Tylenoyl Ultras I took 30 minutes ago. Thank you.
Elle

[purplehaze18]

dear cool pirate,
and i could, its not hard, especially if you have played the guitar before.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Elle,


YOU'RE the hottest salutation I've ever had...errr...heard. ;)


Love,
Greg


Purple Haze,


Haven't learned guitar either. Maybe I should start with basics. Here's the deal...you teach me guitar, I let you sail our Pirate ship around.


Wheelin', Dealin',
Greg

[purplehaze18]

Dear Pirate,
that is so so a deal. do you have a guitar?

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,


Did not know of this mission in DMBc. Well it's a war that hits close to the heart, so...

If you need any Pirates to help you out...well, add another gang to your cause! YARGH! :violent


Soaked in Elle's "Sea Water,"
Greg

dear greg,

yeah, the gang was started out of necessity after the release of SU. some insecure asshole kept making fun of a group of us (lewis, randy, kydmb, smooth, lilacsrevolt, jharap, and several others) saying, "ok, you guys just run around from thread to thread like some gang. you suck. rabble rabble. i am a tool."

little did he realize that we were just a couple of logical guys who share many of the same views regarding music and the culture we live in. anyway, we just sort of played into his little fantasy and became a gang. we never had a name, but we struck fear into the hearts of morons all across dmbc. we lived like kings...

this was before i spent much time in ndmbc.

and yes, we would love to have a badass pirate such as yourself on board.

god you turn me on...

the only good peanut butter is crunch peanut butter,

-davis

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Pirate,
that is so so a deal. do you have a guitar?
If by guitar you mean woman he can plfuck, yes.

[bullox005]

Dear Purple Haze,


Can you teach me the bass?!?! :bounce


eXXXcited,
Greg (a.k.a. next victor wooten/mike gordon)

dear greg,

i can teach you to drop bombs like mini-mike.

-davis

[bullox005]

dear greg,

i also have a few extra guitars if you need one.

-davis

[purplehaze18]

dear person with extra guitars,
you can never have too many guitars.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Elle,

Nailed that one on the dot!


Purple Haze,

I do not have a guitar sadly, but Elle is right, again! :D


Davis,

I would very much like to be in you...errr....in your group. :lol And I do not have a guitar...if this is a serious offer, I may oblige. My friends at school have been pressuring me to learn. So the thought has crossed my mind indeed.



Lucky to have such good friends here,
Greg

[bullox005]

dear person with extra guitars,
you can never have too many guitars.

dear purplehaze,

i didn't say i had too many. i just said i have extras. :)

i will never have too many guitars.

just keep your grubby hands of the taylors and gibsons (greg). :hump

-davis

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Everyone,


I will be back. Just got a call from my dealer...car dealer that is. ;)

Time to make a little trek across town. Be back in a few.

Sincerely,
Greg

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Davis and Haze
Don't forget to tell Greg that chicks flock to guys that can play guitar.

Flocking off now
Elle

[purplehaze18]

i have two taylors and a breedlove, im set.

[bullox005]

Davis,

I would very much like to be in you...errr....in your group. :lol And I do not have a guitar...if this is a serious offer, I may oblige. My friends at school have been pressuring me to learn. So the thought has crossed my mind indeed.



Lucky to have such good friends here,
Greg

dear greg,

perhaps when we meet up in nantucket i will bring you my alvarez. ;) i can't think of any other way i could get one to you. mailing it would be a bitch.

hope it can happen,

-davis

[bullox005]

p.s.- i just got some medical marijuana from california.

jesus christ...

[purplehaze18]

dear davis,
good?

[athousandyears]

Dear Davis,

You are one cool mofo.

Still using slang from the 90's,
Nakia

[alphatabs]

dear everyone,

http://mickeyeatsbabies.ytmnd.com/
stay away from mickey mouse...that is all.

sincerely,
m.c. rumplestiltskin

[purplehaze18]

dear 90s person,
90s slang is my hero

[purplehaze18]

dear other pirate,
kill mickey mouse.

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

You are one cool mofo.

Still using slang from the 90's,
Nakia

dear nakia,

you are the coolest monkey on these boards.

oh shit...

running away with a puckered asshole for fear of the stinkster,

-davis

[alphatabs]

dear purplehaze,

10-4

your pal,
other pirate

[purplehaze18]

dear everyone, i am a disco monkey

[purplehaze18]

dear other pirate,
I can finally live without fear

[[DMB]TheGurl]

dear everyone, i am a disco monkey
Dear Monkey
Congrats on coming out.


Elle

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Me
Congrats on 700th post in this thread.

Love
Me

[purplehaze18]

dear elle,
why thank you. my gf is a diso monkey as well. as are most of our friends.

[purplehaze18]

P.S. feel free to join us

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Disco Monkey
If its the same as Jungle Love (oh wee oh wee oh!) count me in


Elle

[purplehaze18]

dear elle,
finally someone understands the disco monkeys.

[athousandyears]

Dear Thread,

You are cracking me up.

- Nakia


Dear Elle,

Congrats!

- Nakia


Dear Davis,

I hope Stinky takes it easy on you.

- Nakia

[purplehaze18]

Dear elle, where in ontario are you? cause im in fort erie all summer

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Nakia,

Your next.

Horny As Hell,
Stinky

[purplehaze18]

dear stinky,
thank god im not next. i dont swing that way.

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Purple Haze,

You'll never know unless you give it a try.
I provide on site training.

Getting Your Liability paperwork Ready,
Stinky

[purplehaze18]

dear stinky,
im terrified now, i think im gonna go hide now. in the car.

[GoodDayIIDie]

TheGurl']I'm glad my suffering is so amusing :lorraine


My bad, girl. You were just so frank about it, I couldn't help but roll on the floor in utter amusement.

[athousandyears]

Dear Stinky,

YES!!!!! :fistpump

Anxiously waiting,
Nakia

[purplehaze18]

dear stinky
well see shes excited, i think thats enough for u, im not needed.

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear Elle,

I got you a brand new labcoat with tons of a cool pockets, including this neat hidden one on the inside that could easily store a wallet or pills or flask or weed or kush whip or whatever. Breathes well for when you're going commando or simply wearing something hot pink or tigerstriped underneath. It's in the mail. Don't ask me how I knew your address or size.

Hope you like it :D,
Adam

Edit:
P.S. Aw, two monkeys doing it....

[StinkyPinky]

Dear purplehaze,

The more the merrier!


Anxiously waiting,
Stinky

[athousandyears]

Dear Adam,

You do know there is a viewing fee, right?

- Nakia

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Thread,

It's time to go home now.
Maybe I can get the thingy out of my eye finally.


Have a wonderful night,
The Big Stink

P.S.
Nakia, I'll give you directions to my tree later.

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear Nakia,

Dammit.

-adam

[daraidaaa]

Dear Elle,

I play guitar ;).

Wanna fuck?
-Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Thread,


You F'n rock! I love this place. :D


-Greg

[AudreyM]

Dear Property Management,

When you sent me the note that you would be entering my premises to finally replace the screen door that the window washers tore 2 months ago, why didn't you bother adding that you actually wouldn't replace the screen and instead would just rip the door off of its' tracks?

Fuckers.

Waiting in anticipation until you pukes get back into the office tomorrow morning,
A.

PS I'm not going to be able to sleep because I'm going to spend the night trying to figure out how to rip you cocksuckers your 3rd new one in the last year.

[dmbphan041]

dear work,

i love you now

muchas gracias
Adam

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Mike
Sure thing. I'll wear my new labcoat.

Dr. Elle

Dear Adam (dayIIdie)
You're so sweet. I was just being a drama queen about my "pain and suffering" but the bowling ball feeling is true. I'm glad you enjoyed it so thoroughly. My goal is to make one person laugh or smile everyday, so thanks for making today so easy :D
Love
Elle

[daraidaaa]

Dear day,

Why are you making me feel so blah lately? Stop it.

-Mike

[athousandyears]

Dear Mike,

Quit bitching. It could be worse.

Don't tempt me,
Day:)

[daraidaaa]

Dear Day,

You could get worse? Wow.

-Mike

[bullox005]

dear ambien,

ajdoavjjjjjjjjjjjasdmiaslkasjka.sdkjafsdlas
aso;dkja
sd;kladsfkoasd
fasdkffdsasooootiiiireed

-davis

[daraidaaa]

Dear Davis,

Wanna hook me up with some more Phish?

Curious,
-Mike

[purplehaze18]

dear mike, get the show where they played a set of who songs

[Raven36]

dear wonderful ants who stick up for me and make me feel better (you know who you are),

thanks for offering to kick ass and making me feel better. i love you guys. kisses all around.

casen

dear mike

we do not speak of hallucination night. partly because i have no idea what i said.

casen

dear cable guy

please show up on time today so i wont be late for dinner with my grandma.

anxiously waiting,
casen

dear business school

please accept me. please!!!!

stressed out
casen

(sorry i have no internet in the apt. i had a lot of letters to catch up on.
:) )

[kristinmartin]

Dear stomache,

What the hell did I do to you? Why do you feel the need to punish me so?

Upset,
Kristin

[kristinmartin]

Dear Bob Barker,

Thank you for letting the old ladies kiss you and letting the pot heads bid $420 on a dishwasher that they will have to store at their moms house.

Devoted fan,
Rod Rodey

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Ex,

You are the most dramatic and pissed off person I know. You make something that should be simple and take 5 minutes, a bitchfest for an hour.
Please don't call me on my cell phone at work if you plan on yelling at the top of your lungs, only to tell me you arent yelling, and that you can show me what it sounds like when you yell.
You are sick and need help. Talk to a therapist for christs sake, and fucking stop being such a psychopath.
I can't wait until the day that I can move far, far away and won't have to speak with you on a daily basis.

Thankful I left you 4 years ago,
Stinky

P.S. I know you didn't hear a word I just said because you were probably yelling and talking smack the entire time I was talking. You are sick and twisted.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Stinky
I know some "guys" who can take care of "problems". If you need help with yours let me know.

Elle

[kristinmartin]

Dear Stinky,

Keep your head up. Karma is a bitch.

Kristin

[brilu]

dear angela,

where the hell are you today?

you missed your 2:00 appointment.

concerned,

dr. funkylovin


Dear Davis (and everyone else)

As i'm sure you've noticed Angela isn't on the boards. She is handling some family stuff and wanted me to tell you guys so you didn't think she was MIA.

being a messenger,

Bri

[pkpro1]

Dear messenger,

nice rack

a fan

[brilu]

Dear messenger,

nice rack

a fan

Dear Fan,

Thanks! :lol

Sometimes they are a pain, but usually they do well by me! ;)

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Stinky,

Elle was right...we got ourselves some bouncers in this thread now!

[pumps bicep]


Roidin' Out,
Greg





Dear Marijuana,

Wow! :D


Stoned,
Greg

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Casen,


You rock girl! We're here for you anytime. People who gain who respect, deserve respect. :)


Oh, and if that Cable Guy doesn't show. Here's what ya gotta do:

1. Call Cable Company back.
2. Schedule a new appointment. with them.
3. Ask for the same guy and just be like, "I want to say sorry for last time, cause I was out of the house at the moment."
4. If all goes well, the day he arrives, don't be in the house. Leave...or at least stay nearby and watch him struggle.


MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :evil

(Seinfeld anyone?)



Your Bud,
Greg

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Lotto,

I'm ready.

Dirt Poor,
Stinky

[phelps1540630]

Dear Beer,

Why do you let me have so much fun on a Monday Night and then make me feel like shit the next day?

-Phelps

[athousandyears]

Dear Schwanns man,

Why are you such a fucktard?

Perplexed,
Nakia

[AudreyM]

Dear Donald,

Please don't sneak up on me when I'm in the garbage shute room. It doesn't give me any time to suck in my gut.

Annoyed,
A.

[bullox005]

Dear Marijuana,

Wow! :D


Stoned,
Greg

dear greg,

yeah, i know what you mean. it's a good thing i don't get this g4 medical marijuana very often, because i would be worthless.

-davis

[bullox005]

Dear Davis,

Wanna hook me up with some more Phish?

Curious,
-Mike

dear mike,

absolutely man.

-davis

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Davis
You hang around the Haven much?

Elle

[bullox005]

dear mike,

workin on it, my man. my computer is pretty fucked up right now, but it's getting there. if you pm me your adress i will be happy to mail you some full shows.

-davis

[bullox005]

TheGurl']Dear Davis
You hang around the Haven much?

Elle

dear elle,

i feel like i should probably know what you are talking about, but i don't. could you clarify?

probably going to feel stupid when you reply,

-davis