Dear (Insert Name/Thing):

[bullox005]

dear dmb,

until last summer, i had been to 5 straight atl shows in a row. last year you brought out trey and put on a fire show. tonight's show looks like it's shaping up to be another great one.

fuck you guys...

bitter,
-davis

[bullox005]

dear dmb,

until last summer, i had been to 5 straight atl shows in a row. last year you brought out trey and put on a fire show. tonight's show looks like it's shaping up to be another great one.

fuck you guys...

bitter,
-davis

[bullox005]

dear mike,

suck on this hefty dose of YEM:

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=875ADBFA1CCD05F9&rcpt=bullox005@aol.com

-davis

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Davis
Nooooo need to feel stupid. The Haven is SHNHaven, great place for downloading DMB via Direct Connect clients. You remind me of someone from there who is also named Davis. He's a sweetheart.

Elle

[saintjohnsriver]

Removed

[cottlerocket]

Dear Colin Cowherd,

Please shut up.

Thanks,
Josh

[bullox005]

TheGurl']Dear Davis

You remind me of someone from there who is also named Davis. He's a sweetheart.

Elle

dear elle,

what does that say about me? ;) :hump

up for whatever,

-davis

p.s.- no, i havn't really downloaded any dmb in a few years to be honest. i still spend a ton of times on these boards (yes, even the dreaded dmbc), but i past my dmb peak a few years back. they will always have a special place in my heart, and i will always keep up with what they are doing, but i have just moved on musically.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Davis
That makes you a hunney ;)

Regards
Elle

[saintjohnsriver]

Removed

[bullox005]

REMOVED
dear anthony,

based purely on physical apperance, i'd go with the first one.

oh, wait...i'll take with both since you can't. :hump

muahhahaha,
-davis

[saintjohnsriver]

both are sweeties, doing something with the first one next week

[saintjohnsriver]

dear ninja gaiden:

why are you so freakin' hard?

anthony

[saintjohnsriver]

dear music today

Thanks for coming thru for once!

Anthony

[saintjohnsriver]

dear Grateful Dead

please tour this winter and do a new years show! That would be far out.

A fan

[purplehaze18]

dear everyone, I just saw tom petty and the allman brothers. and it rocked.

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Ipod Girl:

Yea, you know my daily habits. If you are not a coffee drinker why show up at the coffee house everyday at nearly the same time I do? It isn't gonna make a difference. I don't like you. Oh, and put some clothes on.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Angela
Hope everything is ok and you come back soon. Dix has been MIA along with you. I hope he hasn't hurt himself.

Love
Elle

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Elle:

I see! Haha!

[pkpro1]

dear rita,

why haven't you called me today? are you mad at me?
:lorraine

signed,

he who loves you more than any other

[Hudak-Budak]

Dear Ohio BMV:

Fuck you and your maneuverability test.

With love,
Ryan

[dmbphan041]

Dear thread,

I (finally) got my learner's permit (WAHOOOO!!)

...I'm getting it scratched this weekend so I can finally a) drink and b) go to 19+ shows (...and drink)

happy as fuck,
Adam

[dmbphan041]

Dear Anthony,

did you get that lawyer of the century (or whatever the hell you were nominated for) award yet?

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Anthony,

did you get that lawyer of the century (or whatever the hell you were nominated for) award yet?Dear Adam:

No not yet but I was in the newspaper yesterday about it. I'll pm you the pdf...

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Ipod Battery:

You better not freakin' Explode...or I'll sue your ass

[nkc8246]

Dear Dentist:

Thank you SO much for the Vicatin to take after my wisdom tooth extraction this am!! I am :multi :multi right now !!!

_Nate

[boarderx5423]

dear mike,

suck on this hefty dose of YEM:

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=875ADBFA1CCD05F9&rcpt=bullox005@aol.com

-davis
Dear Davis,

Thanks for another sweet YEM.

-boarder

[boarderx5423]

Dear Bud Selig,

Thanks for letting me sit in your luxery box for Sunday's Brewers/Astros game.

-boarder

[brilu]

TheGurl']Dear Angela
Hope everything is ok and you come back soon. Dix has been MIA along with you. I hope he hasn't hurt himself.

Love
Elle

Dear Elle,

She is fine and didn't want you guys to worry...as for dix...im not sure hopefully he is ok as well!

How's it up there in Canada?

[HolyCow]

Dear Roger Waters and David Gilmour,

Please work it out and make some music together.


Pretty please,

Royce.

[saintjohnsriver]

dear royce

when's the new site going live? Good luck!

[HolyCow]

dear royce

when's the new site going live? Good luck!

Dear Anthony,

Are you talking about carm.org? Because it is kicking right now. :thumbsup

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Anthony,

Are you talking about carm.org? Because it is kicking right now. :thumbsup

Dear Royce:

Good job!

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Elle:

I see! Haha!
Dear Anthony
Did you just put your glasses/contacts on?

Fuzzy in the distance
Elle

[saintjohnsriver]

Dearest Elle:

I was referring to the laugh we shared this AM when we posted here at exactly the same time.

Still Amused..

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Anthony
Gotcha. Twas humourous.

I'm tired. I just shopped my ass off with my best girlfriend Michael. He took me out for dinner and a movie too.

Sipping coffee
Elle

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Vanity Fair
Where's my next issue? The one that's on the newstand now hasn't arrived yet. If my mailperson is reading it she's getting a pipe to the back of the knee.

Waiting
Elle

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Dear Vanity Fair
Where's my next issue? The one that's on the newstand now hasn't arrived yet. If my mailperson is reading it she's getting a pipe to the back of the knee.

Waiting
ElleDear Elle

I have it and its hott!

LOVE

[Tomriddle]

Dear rocket scientist who mixed up original moon landing tape and Backdoor Sluts 9,

Good luck with unemployment, buddy ;)


Tom

[kristinmartin]

Dear Emmett,
SHUT THE FUCK UP! You used to be a good dog, but tonight you are getting on my last nerve.

I still love you,
Your mistress

[mp3ray]

Dear Sam Adams,

Thanks for taking a stab at the Hefeweizen market - not too bad.

[kristinmartin]

Dear mp3ray,

Really? I wouldn't think that would be a good combo....

[mp3ray]

Dear mp3ray,

Really? I wouldn't think that would be a good combo....

Dear Kristin,

eh, I've had better, but it's not terrible. It somewhat resembles a Hefeweizen which I am a big fan of.

[kristinmartin]

Dear mp3ray,

Now I am interested.

Hope to find it in KY,
Kristin

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Ants,


What's this talk about a new site?


Confused,
Greg

[kristinmartin]

Dear Cable Guy,
You better show up before 11am. If I miss "The Price Is Right" tomorrow, I will be one pissed off bitch.

Preparing for the Showcase Showdown
Kristin

[daraidaaa]

Dear Angela,

Where are you?! Come back. We need to talk about your Vegas adventures and some new stuff that happened with the crazy ex.

Worried,
Mike

[brilu]

Dear Angela,

Where are you?! Come back. We need to talk about your Vegas adventures and some new stuff that happened with the crazy ex.

Worried,
Mike

Dear Mike,

She wont be back on for a while...she is handling some family stuff. She wanted me to let everyone know.

Here if you have questions,
Bri



Dear Florida,

Why so fucking humid!?! :violent

Threatening to go back to CA where i belong,

[daraidaaa]

Dear Bri,

Is everything alright with her? Tell her she does have AIM on her sidekick and she get on! haha. If you talk to her again, tell her I hope everything is ok

-Mike

[bullox005]

dear bri,

what he said. ^

-davis

[saintjohnsriver]

dear Steph:

I told you I loved ya...

Take my sense of humor w a grain of salt

Love

[kristinmartin]

Dear Sean,
Thank you for the best Birthday gift ever. I now have 6 hours of Animaniacs to watch. What more could a girl ask for?

Love you more every day
Kristin

[bullox005]

dear guys,

you rock. i just ventured over to dmbc, and i don't think i'll be back anytime soon. i just want to let you all know that i have a lot of fun with you around here. it's nice to know that there are still some funny, intelligent, caring people on these boards.

-davis

[brilu]

dear guys,

you rock. i just ventured over to dmbc, and i don't think i'll be back anytime soon. i just want to let you all know that i have a lot of fun with you around here. it's nice to know that there are still some funny, intelligent, caring people on these boards.

-davis

ive been once and i didn't think i would like the boards until i came over here! so i am doubling davis' comment!

:)

[AudreyM]

Dear Elle,

Thanks for the fun evening. :D

Still tingling,
A.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Aud
You're most welcome. My tongue is so tired though.
Lez do it again soon

Gratefully
Elle

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear L & A,


I can sponsor the next one!!!! :D



Watching,
Greg

[bullox005]

Dear L & A,


I can sponsor the next one!!!! :D



Watching,
Greg

Dear Greg,

i'm in.

video taping,
davis

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Davis,


Can you make a copy for me when you're done? This one is going in with the family videos. Next to "Trip to Disney." :D


Thinking of Mickey Mouse,
Greg

[racinfan]

Dear bean burrito that I ate for lunch,

Why do you hate me so? No one wants to be around me now.....

Just wondering,

Allen

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Lord and Baby Jesus

Thank you for this bountiful meal, of Dominoes, KFC, and the always enjoyable Taco Bell.


Signed, Curtis Enis.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Eyes
Thanks for not exploding yesterday.

Gratefully
Elle

[tortoise]

Dear Nintendo,

Thank you so much for New Super Mario Bros. I've been itching for a game like this for a long time. Thanks for keeping it old school and fresh at the same time.

I love you!

Signed,
A devoted koopa stomper

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Elle:

Got any good books on Zen?

Needs to chill<-----

Thanks in advance,

Anthony

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Anthony

Try this for starters. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0340824697/sr=8-7/qid=1156091586/ref=pd_bbs_7/103-1369262-5709435?ie=UTF8)

Good luck
Elle

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Elle:

Looks good and I ordered it. Groovin' to the dead...

See ya!
Anthony

[spacecaptain21]

Dear Thread,

Thank you for entertaining me.

Much love,
Meself

[AudreyM]

Dear Donald,

Don't fuck with me like that. A GREEN t-shirt?

Confused,
A.

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear DMB,

I'm breaking up with you.

It's better this way,
-Adam

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Red Sox,


Why?


Upset,
Greg

[saintjohnsriver]

dear sleep

i am waiting

anthony

[TempHelpNeeded]

dear anthony,


do you have angela's e-mail? would you mind pming me it if you do? i wanted to send her a happy e-mail and update her with stuff in mi vida since she's been gone. :)


thanks,
greg

[saintjohnsriver]

dear greg

pm me in the am

trying hard to sleep. Wish my laptop was in one of the other bedrooms...

Anthony

[TempHelpNeeded]

anthony,


sounds good here. good luck with the sleep. ;)



Having Dave and Tim put me to sleep,
Greg

[brilu]

dear anthony,


do you have angela's e-mail? would you mind pming me it if you do? i wanted to send her a happy e-mail and update her with stuff in mi vida since she's been gone. :)


thanks,
greg

Dear Greg,

She just got a new one, and i don't even have it yet! :(

ill let you know when i do!

-Bri


Dear Bed,

Thank you for being so good to me.

Buenos Sueños,

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Bri,


You're bed won't be the only thing being good to you. ;)

But only because you've been naughty! :hump



Hahaha. Nice talking to you Bri. Look forward to more chatting. And of course, I'll always cook.


Love And Lots of Sleep,
Greg

[brilu]

Dear Bri,


You're bed won't be the only thing being good to you. ;)

But only because you've been naughty! :hump



Hahaha. Nice talking to you Bri. Look forward to more chatting. And of course, I'll always cook.


Love And Lots of Sleep,
Greg

:lol

Can't wait! ....;)

Goodnight! (for real this time!)

[saintjohnsriver]

dear ipodgirl

it isn't working, drive bys are kinda wacked out.

locking my doors

anthony

[brilu]

Dear Self,

Why such a procrastinator??

not doing what i should,
Bri


Dear Elle,

thanks for last night....;) :D

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Ikea
I hate your fucking directions.
Thanks for not sending hardware with the shevles.

Pissed off
Elle

P.S. Bri. Thank YOU. I never knew anyone could bend that way. The note was sweet too :D

[daraidaaa]

Dear Summer,

You are over after today, yet I can't seem to celebrate on a day like this. You have had your good times and been accompanied with terrible times as well.

Goodbye,
-Mike

[ryguy178]

Dear Elle,

I would set up your Ikea furniture for free. I love that stuff.

-Me

[phelps1540630]

Dear Beer,
I'm going to drink a lot of you tonight... Please don't give me a hangover in the morning...

Thanks in advance,
Phelps...

[littleyogini]

dear phelps,
just drink a lot of water while drinking me, and hopefully you will be ok.

sincerely,
beer

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Ryan
If you were closer I'd pick up you and some beer. I hate these dvd towers! They're so tall and they have to be affixed to the wall :lorraine.

No more whinning
Elle

[brilu]

TheGurl']Dear Ikea
I hate your fucking directions.
Thanks for not sending hardware with the shevles.

Pissed off
Elle

P.S. Bri. Thank YOU. I never knew anyone could bend that way. The note was sweet too :D


Dear Elle,

Must have been all those years of gymnastics! :D

If i was there i'd fix your furniture for you!;)

:hug

[kristinmartin]

Dear Ragweed,

You effin suck. Get the hell away from me so I can breathe. Allegra will kick your ass soon.

Stuffed up and sneezing,
Kristin

[spacecaptain21]

Dear Mosquitoes,

Did I ever do anything to you?

Itching,
Gabe

[kristinmartin]

Dear Gabe,

You smell sooooooo good we have to taste your blood.

Can't wait to drink some more,
The Mosquitoes

[saintjohnsriver]

dear wine

thanks

Anthony

[phelps1540630]

Dear Zach Braff,

Although not a Scrubs fan myself, I want to compliment you on your taste in music. 2 movies, 2 great soundtracks (the newest being The Last Kiss). I only hope that The Last Kiss is as good as Garden State!

Good day to you sir,
Phelps

[saintjohnsriver]

dear ipod

thanks for getting me through my workout

ant

[justinandimcool]

Dear Penis,

I don't think I like you anymore.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pAQlVoxjhQE

[emsketch]

Dear walmart in Ft. Mitchell,
Thank you for providing me with endless entertainment. Be it the man drop kicking his child or the family of five with a total of 4 teeth among then, you always come through when I need a laugh.
~Liz

[saintjohnsriver]

dear FYE

thanks for coming through

gratefully
anthony

[snuffy]

Dear Anthony

you're ok :)

Rach

[saintjohnsriver]

dear Rachel

thanks for making my evening and for the nice little chat
lets do that again

Anthony

[brilu]

dear invitations,

why did i pick paper instead of email?

hand hurting and cramped,

[snuffy]

Dear Anthony,

anytime, my dear. You know where to find me. :)

Rach

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Ants,


What's up? Been some time. :hug


Lovingly,
Greg

[dmbphan041]

dear greg,

your one of the few ants who I love no matter what

dear college,

please dont be too hard

dear cold,

fuck off

dear my left ear,

fix yourself bitch

dear nose,

stop running (fucking grosse)

[TempHelpNeeded]

dear greg,

your one of the few ants who I love no matter what

dear college,

please dont be too hard

dear cold,

fuck off

dear my left ear,

fix yourself bitch

dear nose,

stop running (fucking grosse)


Adam:


It's nice to have good friends like you guys on here. If wouldn't be worth it without ya. :)


BTW...college will be fine. I'm sure you'll have a great time. I know I did. Cliche, but the best time in my life to this point. Take some medicine for that cold and just lay off the left ear. Your nose...well that's another question. GO CHASE IT...IT COULD RUN AWAY FOR GOOD!!! :eek


-Greg

[ryguy178]

Dear Ants,

The time draws near.

[athousandyears]

Dear Ryan,

Why not make it 25K?

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Ryan,


Nakia's right. It's a shame for anyone to miss you.


Sad,
Greg

[ryguy178]

Dear concerned,

I will be with you in spirit. And if you know where to look, you'll find me. Somewhere in your heart. Love will find a way.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear concerned,

I will be with you in spirit. And if you know where to look, you'll find me. Somewhere in your heart. Love will find a way.



I think I know just where to go...;) :thumbsup


It'll be a glorious day here.

[AudreyM]

Dear Penis,

I don't think I like you anymore.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pAQlVoxjhQE

Dear Justin,

First laugh I've had all day (and a good one it was). And since it's so late, it'll probably be the last. Thank you!

Off to bed (er, sleep),
A.

[brilu]

Dear Ants,


What's up? Been some time. :hug


Lovingly,
Greg


Dear Greg,

Hi! ...i think im hungry! :D ;)

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Bri,


[pulls out mini bake oven]


I'm even on-the-go. :lol

How you been?


Love,
Greg

[brilu]

Dear Bri,


[pulls out mini bake oven]


I'm even on-the-go. :lol

How you been?


Love,
Greg


Dear Greg,

:lol that is great... greg on the go!

im good, wishing i wasnt hand writing invitations for my friends bridal shower... u?

L,

[daraidaaa]

Dear Greg,

Summer is over. You know what that means? No more late night talks about how NIU will dominate OSU. It seems like finals week when we fought in Steph's thread about parenting and you ended up giving me that proudest monkey with the DaveSpeak was just yesterday. Thanks for help make my summer orgasmic.

Cheers,
-Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Bri,


Just relaxing. Watched Seinfeld and cotemplating sleep now. I don't wanna work tomorrow. :lorraine


Dreading Work,
Greg

[brilu]

Dear Greg,

Summer is over. You know what that means? No more late night talks about how NIU will dominate OSU. It seems like finals week when we fought in Steph's thread about parenting and you ended up giving me that proudest monkey with the DaveSpeak was just yesterday. Thanks for help make my summer orgasmic.

Cheers,
-Mike

Dear Greg and Mike,

no fair you got an orgasmic summer!! :ugh ;)

Jealous,

[TempHelpNeeded]

Mike:


Funny how we met eh? But seriously...if you are gonna post about your high school again I will end our friendship. SERIOUS! :violent :lol


I was being a douche that night. Anyways...I'm happy you had a great summer. It was fun talking to you. I'm sure we'll still keep in contact. Once I get back to school, I'll be on a schedule more like yours. Happy you had a good summer. :D


Your Friend,
Greg

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Bri,


I can give you an orgasmic summer in one night. ;) :hump


Sex Machine,
Greg

[brilu]

Dear Bri,


Just relaxing. Watched Seinfeld and cotemplating sleep now. I don't wanna work tomorrow. :lorraine


Dreading Work,
Greg

Dear Greg,

I understand...except i dont have to work tomorrow! :D

Feeling sorry for you,

[TempHelpNeeded]

Bri:


LUCKY!!! :p


Jealous,

[daraidaaa]

Dear Bri,

I hate you ;). I have to get up at 5 for school, then I have to work until close :(. Work + school=no fun.

Dear Greg,

Yea that night was quite funny, but it seems like I made a good friend out of it, so it's all gravy.

-Mike

[brilu]

Dear Bri,


I can give you an orgasmic summer in one night. ;) :hump


Sex Machine,
Greg


Dear Greg,

tomorrow is the last day of summer!! :eek

....:evil

Concerned for my summer,
Bri

[TempHelpNeeded]

Mike:


You can say that again! :thumbsup


Bri:



Well what am I waiting for. [Applies body lube] :lol

[brilu]

Dear Bri,

I hate you ;). I have to get up at 5 for school, then I have to work until close :(. Work + school=no fun.

Dear Greg,

Yea that night was quite funny, but it seems like I made a good friend out of it, so it's all gravy.

-Mike


Dear Mike & Greg,

I feel sorry for you!! Anything i can do to make it better? :rolleyes

But tomorrow im going to have a great day! :multi

[Raven36]

dear classes

its only been two days. stop kicking my patooty.

casen

[daraidaaa]

Dear Mike & Greg,

I feel sorry for you!! Anything i can do to make it better? :rolleyes

But tomorrow im going to have a great day! :multi

Hmmmmm. Lemme think, :hump?


































:evil

[brilu]

Mike:


You can say that again! :thumbsup


Bri:



Well what am I waiting for. [Applies body lube] :lol

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Bri, Mike, and Cassen,


I will talk to you all soon. I hope you have excellent days tomorrow. I must go to bed for now though. You all are great people and deserve the best for tomorrow. Have a good one lovelies!


Love,
Greg



P.S. Bri, Congrats on the 100th post! :bounce :hug

[dmbphan041]

dear work

dont expect me tomorrow. im fucking sick as a dog

missin out on $35
adam:(

[brilu]

Dear Bri, Mike, and Cassen,


I will talk to you all soon. I hope you have excellent days tomorrow. I must go to bed for now though. You all are great people and deserve the best for tomorrow. Have a good one lovelies!


Love,
Greg



P.S. Bri, Congrats on the 100th post! :bounce :hug

Dear Boys,

Mike...how far is chicago from fl?? :confused ;)

Greg- Thanks i just noticed! :D :hug ... have a good day today tomorrow!

L,

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Anthony,

anytime, my dear. You know where to find me. :)

Rach

Dear Rach:

Thanks sweetie...

Anthony

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Lorraine:

Please stop crying.

We started a thread to cheer you up.

Concerned:

Anthony

[AudreyM]

Dear Ants In This Thread That Seem To Think Summer Is Over Today,

Does summer end a month earlier in the US than it does in Canada?

Confused (again),
A.

[brilu]

Dear Ants In This Thread That Seem To Think Summer Is Over Today,

Does summer end a month earlier in the US than it does in Canada?

Confused (again),
A.


Dear A,

You're right!!! The first day of autumn is Sept 22nd!! :o :lol

Glad you said something,
Bri

Dear Greg,

We still have one more month!! :rolleyes :D

Anticipating the month ahead,

[phelps1540630]

Dear Beer,

While not as hungover as I have been, I am still hungover.... You did not cooperate....

Phelps...

[saintjohnsriver]

dear girl going through my records:

Would you finish already?

Thank you for wearing something appropriate for a change but the purfume is a little much.

A

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Anthony
Shoot her. You're an attorney, you can get yourself off. No not that way.

Regards
Elle

[Tomriddle]

Dear House,

Holy shit i love the second season

With tender love and sweetest affection, Tom Riddle

[brilu]

TheGurl']Dear Anthony
Shoot her. You're an attorney, you can get yourself off. No not that way.

Regards
Elle

Dear Elle and Anthony,

:lol :lol :lol

Hope you are both having good days!

Still in bed and loving it,

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Dear Anthony
Shoot her. You're an attorney, you can get yourself off. No not that way.

Regards
Elle:lol:lol

i sent you a special request...

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Elle and Anthony,

:lol :lol :lol

Hope you are both having good days!

Still in bed and loving it,
Dear Bri
Can I come and snuggle? I'll bring my own laptop so as not to hog yours.
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulease? With sugar on top?

Hopefully
Elle

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Elle and Anthony,

:lol :lol :lol

Hope you are both having good days!

Still in bed and loving it,Dear Bri:

I would make a comment but I will refrain. Good morning.

A

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Dear Bri
Can I come and snuggle? I'll bring my own laptop so as not to hog yours.
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulease? With sugar on top?

Hopefully
ElleDear Elle and Bri:

Now you have my mind completely off of my work.

Blushing,

Anthony

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Anthony
It's only distracting if it rubs on the underside of your desk.

Curious
Elle

[brilu]

TheGurl']Dear Bri
Can I come and snuggle? I'll bring my own laptop so as not to hog yours.
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulease? With sugar on top?

Hopefully
Elle

Dear Elle,

My bed is open for you anytime! you dont even need sugar, you're sweet enough for me! :)

Going to get the good sheets,

[brilu]

Dear Elle and Bri:

Now you have my mind completely off of my work.

Blushing,

Anthony


Dear Anthony,

At least its not on the girl with the bad perfume in your office.

Being a distraction,

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Anthony,

At least its not on the girl with the bad perfume in your office.

Being a distraction,Dear Elle and Bri:

Thank you both for getting my mind away from the trash that needs to be taken out of my office and onto something with class. All systems are under control miss curious.

Anthony

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Dear Anthony
Shoot her. You're an attorney, you can get yourself off. No not that way.

Regards
Elle:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

made my day cutie

[AudreyM]

Dear House,

Holy shit i love the second season

With tender love and sweetest affection, Tom Riddle

Dear Tom Riddle,

When did the second season start? I checked last night, and it was a repeat. The one where he wakes up after being shot is a repeat, right?

Confused (again dammit),

[AudreyM]

Dear Tom Riddle,

When did the second season start? I checked last night, and it was a repeat. The one where he wakes up after being shot is a repeat, right?

Confused (again dammit),

Dear Tom Riddle,

Nevermind. Operative words "season 2"... :o

Yours,

[[DMB]TheGurl]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

made my day cutie
Sweet, my daily goal reached. I'm out to get drunk!














Wait, no I'm not. *remembers hang over*

[brilu]

Dear Elle,

As soon as you get here, we will nurse that hang over, until you are all better... :D

Reaching my daily goal,

[rconverse]

Dear Jaegerbombs,

I hate you.

Roger









I'm sorry. You know I didn't mean that. I love you.

[brilu]

Dear Guy who does my nails,

We all know your english is not good...please do not try to hit on me today, everytime time I have to ask what 10 times, and then tell you no.

not holding my breath,

[Beefsteak1138]

Dear Guy who does my nails,

We all know your english is not good...please do not try to hit on me today, everytime time I have to ask what 10 times, and then tell you no.

not holding my breath,
Dear brilu,

Me so sowwy. I do nail, no talky.

~ Chang

[brilu]

Dear brilu,

Me so sowwy. I do nail, no talky.

~ Chang

:lol :lol :lol

[bullox005]

Dear brilu,

Me so sowwy. I do nail, no talky.

~ Chang

dear beefsteak,

love me. love me long time.

-davis

[AudreyM]

TheGurl']Sweet, my daily goal reached. I'm out to get drunk!

Wait, no I'm not. *remembers hang over*

Dear Elle,

<Shakes head>

Disappointed,

[Beefsteak1138]

dear beefsteak,

love me. love me long time.

-davis
Dear Davis,

five dolla, make you holla.

~ Beef

[brilu]

Dear Davis,

five dolla, make you holla.

~ Beef

Dear Chang,

On my way...hope you're too busy with davis to talk!

crossing my fingers,

[Beefsteak1138]

Dear Chang,

On my way...hope you're too busy with davis to talk!

crossing my fingers,
Dear brilu,

"Better that fingers are crossed than legs". Hahaha I make funny with old Chinese proverb.

~ Chang

[brilu]

Dear brilu,

"Better that fingers are crossed than legs". Hahaha I make funny with old Chinese proverb.

~ Chang

Dear Chang,

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

You are a sick bastard and i like ...maybe i was wrong to turn you down all those times... i'll be there in 15 mins...

oh and p.s. long nails on men is not attractive, please cut them

[DixieChixen]

Dear Brilu,

Do they now offer happy endings with manacures too?

edit: ps. I would not be down for one with chang

[rconverse]

Dear brilu,

"Better that fingers are crossed than legs". Hahaha I make funny with old Chinese proverb.

~ Chang


Too funny.

[brilu]

Dear Brilu,

Do they now offer happy endings with manacures too?

edit: ps. I would not be down for one with chang


Dear Dix,

HI!

Thanks for the advice, chang is a little scary...

they only do at the "special" nail places...;)

[Beefsteak1138]

Dear Brilu,

Do they now offer happy endings with manacures too?

edit: ps. I would not be down for one with chang
Dear Dixie,

I can please be your Tennessee Lamb?

~ Chang

[Beefsteak1138]

Dear Chang,

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

You are a sick bastard and i like ...maybe i was wrong to turn you down all those times... i'll be there in 15 mins...

oh and p.s. long nails on men is not attractive, please cut them
Dear brilu,

In my country, long nail mean long fu-manchu. If know what I am meaning.

~ Chang

[DixieChixen]

Dear Chang,

vomit.

Love, D

Dear Brilu,
HI! to you too :)
good luck with the nail thing. all kinds of harsh chemicals in there in case he makes any moves on you. make sure to grab the clippers away.

[brilu]

Dear Chang,

vomit.

Love, D

Dear Brilu,
HI! to you too :)
good luck with the nail thing. all kinds of harsh chemicals in there in case he makes any moves on you. make sure to grab the clippers away.

Dear Dix,

good advice again! ...what would i do without you? :rolleyes

...chang yes i get it, no what did i say about all this talking!

out the door,
Bri

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Dix
I haven't seen you around. I've missed you.
By missed you I mean :hump

Wet smooches
Elle

[DixieChixen]

Dear Elle,

was out "getting a life outside ants" per Mikey's request. :rolleyes
Let's make up for lost time ;)

-D-

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Housekeeper:

Show up already!

Anthony

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Bri:

What did you do to your nails?

OMGICBYDT,

Anthony

[AudreyM]

Dear Geoff,

I'm so glad you've returned from vacation.

The laughter is back!!

Joyfully,

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Dix,


Where tha F you been man? Long time no see. :D :D


Excited,
Greg

[daraidaaa]

Dear School,

You suck. Thanks for all the hotties in my classes though, should make for some good UP :hump.

Going to do homework before work,
-Mike

[daraidaaa]

Dear US History teacher,

Is it really neccessary to give me a 3 page packet about US History for homework on the first night? Go fake n bake some more.

-Mike

PS-For the love of christ, please keep your legs closed when you're wearing a skirt and sitting on desks. You're younger students don't want to literally see your bush.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Mike,



HA! Enjoy school. :rolleyes


Remembering,

[brilu]

Dear Bri:

What did you do to your nails?

OMGICBYDT,

Anthony
Dear Anthony,

:confused I hate that shit!!

Dear Chang,

....my nails are beautiful, thanks for not talking to much...

p.s. thanks to Dix advice i had the nail cutters ready!

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Anthony,

:confused I hate that shit!!



:(:confused:(

[bullox005]

:(:confused:(

anthony,

i think she's talking about the, OMGYAE, thing.

[brilu]

anthony,

i think she's talking about the, OMGYAE, thing.

Dear Anthony and Davis,

Davis is right. i can't ever understand what people are saying..:shrug
i think it's easier to just write it all out. ...but then again im such superb typist!

Thanks for interpreting! :)

[bullox005]

dear bri,

i don't really think he intended for you to understand what he was saying.
he's a pretty articulate guy.

-davis

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Sweet Jesus:

Help learn me some anglishe.

Antoy

[MacGuyver]

Dear god:

why did you make women so gossipy? They promise to keep a secret, and then tell it within a few hours. why god?

Respectfully,

mac

[nkc8246]

Dear Scientists:

:twenty4 Screw you for revoking Pluto's planet status

-Nate

[bullox005]

Dear Sweet Jesus:

Help learn me some anglishe.

Antoy

dear anthony,

it is done.

-jesus

[MacGuyver]

Dear Scientists:

:twenty4 Screw you for revoking Pluto's planet status

-Nate

Dear Nate:

Pluto should not be a planet!!! Think about it!!

Yours truly,

scientists

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Mac
If women don't talk enough, they'll explode.

Yours truly
God

[nkc8246]

Dear Nate:

Pluto should not be a planet!!! Think about it!!

Yours truly,

scientists

Dear Scientists: You suck.

-Nate

[MacGuyver]

TheGurl']Dear Mac
If women don't talk enough, they'll explode.

Yours truly
God

Dear God,

I am ashamed at the weakness you gave to your women. :lol

you know where to find me.

Mac

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Dear Mac
If women don't talk enough, they'll explode.

Yours truly
GodI always knew, in my heart, despite my catholic upbringing that god was a female hottie redhead...

carry on

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Mac
When you can shoot a baby out your wing wang we'll talk about weak.

Have a good day
God

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Anthony
Believing will bring you untold rewards. Not to mention pooty.


God

[racinfan]

Dear the son of a bitch who stole my DMB poster at the Cuyahoga Falls show,

I hope you are laying in a hospital dying of nut cancer and being raped by a well hung fag nurse when you are struck by lightning.

Much love,

Allen

[brilu]

TheGurl']Dear Mac
When you can shoot a baby out your wing wang we'll talk about weak.

Have a good day
God

Dear God,

AMEN!!!! :lol

L,

[MacGuyver]

Dear God,

thank you for making me a man. there is so much I don't have to deal with, including the baby/wing wang scenario.

Thankfully yours,

MG

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Mac
No problemo. Wouldn't want all the ladies going les over you. You're cute. I did a good job. Go me!

Your
God

[racinfan]

Dear God,

AMEN!!!! :lol

L,

Dear Bri,

How you doing today? We had fun at the demolition derby last night. Did you have to work today?

Still waiting for cleavage tickets,

Allen

[MacGuyver]

Dear Bri,

How you doing today? We had fun at the demolition derby last night. Did you have to work today?

Still waiting for cleavage tickets,

Allen

Dear Bri,

can i get a pair too? no pun intended. :lol:lol:lol

MG

[bullox005]

TheGurl']Dear Mac
If women don't talk enough, they'll explode.

Yours truly
God

dear elle,

i've got an explosion for you.

open wide,

-davis

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Davis
I'll try, but its really tight.

Love
Elle

[DixieChixen]

Dear Elle,

think davis may have been referring to the oral region. Either way, didn't realize you were so tight-lipped.

Laughing at my own double entendre,
D

[brilu]

Dear Elle,

think davis may have been referring to the oral region. Either way, didn't realize you were so tight-lipped.

Laughing at my own double entendre,
D
Dear D,
Hahahaha that was hilarious!

Laughing at your double entendre as well,
Bri

Dear Boys,

The tickets will be on sale soon...I'l let y'all know! :)

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear the son of a bitch who stole my DMB poster at the Cuyahoga Falls show,

I hope you are laying in a hospital dying of nut cancer and being raped by a well hung fag nurse when you are struck by lightning.

Much love,

Allen


Holy moly...:lol

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear my Job:

I just don't feel like doing you anymore today. It does not mean I don't like you anymore, just that I am distracted.

I'll see you tomorrow!

Anthony

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Housekeeper:

The place better be spotless. I have company.

Anthony

[racinfan]

Holy moly...:lol

Dear GoodDayIIDie,

If that happened to you, you would wish the same.....

Sincerely,

Allen

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Ipod girl:

I just don't feel like doing you anymore today. It does not mean I don't like you anymore, just that I am flaccid.

I'll see you tomorrow!

Anthony
Fixed :lol

badum-ching!

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Fixed :lol

badum-ching!LOL and turning red...

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear GoodDayIIDie,

If that happened to you, you would wish the same.....

Sincerely,

Allen


Dear Allen,
Hopefully, a flock of rabid, HIV infected buzzards will swoop in and finish the job.

Thinking of that jerk also,
Dr. GoodDayIIDie (Asshole!!!!:twenty4)

[GoodDayIIDie]

TheGurl']Fixed :lol

badum-ching!

Dear Elle,

You played that like Atari.

Liking you more all the time,
Adam

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Elle,

You played that like Atari.

Liking you more all the time,
Adam
*bows*
Thankee kind sire.

[saintjohnsriver]

Well ipod girl is having a hard time walking...

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Well ipod girl is having a hard time walking...
Guess you showed her what to really do with that Ipod....

[racinfan]

TheGurl']*bows*
Thankee kind sire.

Dear Elle,

There are many such like me who have placed you on an alter to be praised. It is an honor that few have achieved. Without you life would be as worthless as a screendoor in a submarine.....

Forever your subserviant,

Allen

[brilu]

Dear Martha,

Your recipes are great...thanks for making it so easy for me... :)

Baking Cookies,

[racinfan]

Dear Martha,

Your recipes are great...thanks for making it so easy for me... :)

Baking Cookies,

Dear Bri,

Thank you so much for the kind comments. On tomorrow's we will talk about how to get along in prison without getting raped in the process.

Thanks for tuning in,

Martha

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Allen
I'm really verklempt! Tawk amongst yourselves. The Italian Neo Realist Movement in film was neither Italian nor neo nor particuarly real. Discuss.

All choked up
Elle

[racinfan]

TheGurl']Dear Allen
I'm really verklempt! Tawk amongst yourselves. The Italian Neo Realist Movement in film was neither Italian nor neo nor particuarly real. Discuss.

All choked up
Elle

Dear Elle,

We still praise you even though we have no idea what the fuck you just said.

Forever from the "Believers who don't have to understand what the fuck you just said to believe" club,

Allen

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Allen
*sings* Trusssssst in meeeeeeeee....only in meeeeee. Close your eyessssssss go to sleeeeeep.

Disney freak
Elle

[DixieChixen]

Dear Martha,

Your recipes are great...thanks for making it so easy for me... :)

Baking Cookies,

Dear Bri,

I would like to sample your cookies.


Meant in only the most literal/innocent way,
-D-

[racinfan]

TheGurl']Dear Allen
*sings* Trusssssst in meeeeeeeee....only in meeeeee. Close your eyessssssss go to sleeeeeep.

Disney freak
Elle

<----- closes eyes and silently rejoices in contact from the beloved one. (quickly drifts into a golden slumber after a self induced orgasm).....




:D

[littleyogini]

dear vodka tonic,
why are you tempting me so tonight? if i have one, will you make me have another...and then another?



with much love,
to weak to resist

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Bri
I'd love to sample your cookies.
By cookies I mean meat cur..cookies.

Elle

[brilu]

TheGurl']Dear Bri
I'd love to sample your cookies.
By cookies I mean meat cur..cookies.

Elle
:lol

Dear Elle,

As soon as you get here, you can have as many samples as you'd like!! :hump

Waiting with just my apron,

[DixieChixen]

Dear "you two"

thank you for reminding me why i can't read this thread at work.
Grrr
Now make with the cookies...both of you.
-D-

[racinfan]

:lol

Dear Elle,

As soon as you get here, you can have as many samples as you'd like!! :hump

Waiting with just my apron,

Dear you two,

Thanks for making my life complete. The imagination is an incredible tool (if used correctly).....

Lying in the wet spot,

Allen

[DixieChixen]

Dear Mary Jane,

I wish I knew where to find you when I wanted you most

Longingly,

[daraidaaa]

Dear Bri,

Clean out your box ;)

-Mike

[icanfeeltherain]

Dear Tony Cornheiser,

Stop being such a pompous jackass.

- Preston

[brilu]

Dear Dix,

You are welcome anytime...as long as elle is willing to share...my cookies are pretty amazing! ;)

Elle ...any thoughts sweety?

Mike,
My box is clean as a whistle! ;)

L,

[Heavy As Stone]

Dear Wife's Period,

Quit making her an insane person.

-Stone

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Elle:

All kidding aside, you made my day in many ways. You must make a thoughtful and loyal freind to the people in your life. Few people on a message board have ever impressed me with their levelheadedness and grace like you have...

Sincerely,

Anthony

[daraidaaa]

Dear Bri,

Your box won't be clean when I am through with it ;).

Thinking about sleep,
-Mike

[AudreyM]

Dear Rock Star Supernova,

Why do you make the kids down the hall invite me over to watch you with them every Wednesday? While it starts off as innocent fun and games at 8pm, getting home drunk as a skunk at 2am is just not good when you have to go to work at 7am.

Still hung (but already looking forward to the hou' swarming party tomorrow night),

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Audrey
Learn to say No. :lol

Hope you're not too hung tomorrow
Elle

[Prez]

Dear Subway,

Your subs are complete shit compared to Dibellas. I forever dislike your cheap rolls and pasty meat.

Regards,
Prez

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Fate
Please help me find a good explanation for my boyfriend as to why my shins have carpet burns on them. I know he won't believe the truth*

Elle

*I was crawling around on nasty carpet doing some painting (the trim etc)

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Dear Fate
Please help me find a good explanation for my boyfriend as to why my shins have carpet burns on them. I know he won't believe the truth*

Elle

*I was crawling around on nasty carpet doing some painting (the trim etc)Dear Elle:

I'll have my lawyer freinds work on your defense and have an explaination by the morning.

Love

Fate

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Fate
Thanks, you rock da hizzle.

Elle

[athousandyears]

Dear Hair,

I have had it with you. You are uncooperative and I don't have to take it anymore.

Searching for the clippers,
Nakia

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Nakia
If your hair is 10 inches or longer please consider donating it to Locks of Love (http://www.locksoflove.org/). I am doing this at the end of the summer and should be able to give them a 15-20" ponytail. I can't wait!

Elle

[athousandyears]

Dear Elle,

That is amazing! My mom did the same a few months ago. I plan on donating once it gets quite a bit longer. I have been growing it out from Sinead O'Connor style for about 2 years now.

Nakia

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Elle,

That is amazing! My mom did the same a few months ago. I plan on donating once it gets quite a bit longer. I have been growing it out from Sinead O'Connor style for about 2 years now.

Nakia
Dear Nakia
GOOOOO YOU!!! Sinead style..wow! Go for your Mom too, that's totally awesome. I feel almost like I have to cause of my dad (his red hair fell out from cancer treatments), but I truthfully do it with a glad heart.
Can't wait to see before and after pictures

Elle

[Prez]

TheGurl']Dear Nakia
If your hair is 10 inches or longer please consider donating it to Locks of Love (http://www.locksoflove.org/). I am doing this at the end of the summer and should be able to give them a 15-20" ponytail. I can't wait!

Elle


You just made my night.

:hug :hug :hug :hug x's a lot.

Those are hugs from myself and other fellow Cancer survivors.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

You just made my night.

:hug :hug :hug :hug x's a lot.

Those are hugs from myself and other fellow Cancer survivors.
Awwww :hug :hug
Seriously its a privilege to be able to help someone. Especially a child. :)

[saintjohnsriver]

dear sleep:

damn it, will you get here?

inpatiently

Anthony

[athousandyears]

Dear Ants,

I have to go to bed now. Quit enticing me with your witty banter.

Nakia

[Prez]

TheGurl']Awwww :hug :hug
Seriously its a privilege to be able to help someone. Especially a child. :)


You rock.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

You rock.
Nooo. You rock. Thanks for thinkin of me though ;)

We have to shush now so Anthony and Nakia can fall asleep.

[Prez]

TheGurl']Nooo. You rock. Thanks for thinkin of me though ;)

We have to shush now so Anthony and Nakia can fall asleep.


... Or we could get insanely loud and sweaty.
















...woah.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Chris
Lets do it like :monkey

smooches
Elle