Dear (Insert Name/Thing):

[Prez]

TheGurl']Dear Chris
Lets do it like :monkey

smooches
Elle


Dear Elle,

Stay with your boyfriend, if he treats you well, than there's no reason on ruining it all on me.






...It would be good though, real good.


Love,
Prez

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Anthony
When you put the laptop down.

Regards
Sleep

[Prez]

TheGurl']Dear Anthony
When you put the laptop down.

Regards
Sleep


Pwn? Yeah, I think so.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Chris
I'm off to bed. I'll try not to say your name when I'm with my boyfriend ;)
Sweet dreams
:hug

Elle

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Dear Anthony
When you put the laptop down.

Regards
SleepDear Sleep:

Ok, I am closing the lid;

Dear Dark Side of the Moon:

Work...

Anthony

[Prez]

TheGurl']Dear Chris
I'm off to bed. I'll try not to say your name when I'm with my boyfriend ;)
Sweet dreams
:hug

Elle

:lol, good night my favorite Canook.

[GWDMB]

Dear Elle,

Stop e-flirting with Chris.

Love,
Your Boyfriend

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear Girl I went with for a drink tonight,

Cut the crap. You know how I feel about you. Why do you insist on dragging things out? Haven't we gone on like this long enough?

Ready to be your boyfriend and put your ankles behind your neck,
-Adam

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear GoodDayIIDie

Is that Fred DUrst in your avatar?


signed: Scott Staap


Dear Ears

Let me hear out of you for MANY more years

signed: Bo.

[DixieChixen]

Dear lunchtime,

what should I eat during you, and why am I already thinking about you?

[stomach growling]
D

[MacGuyver]

Dear Boss:

I need a blackberry!!! GRRRRRR!!


Love,
Mac

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear Bo,

Nah man, it ain't Fred Durst, although I wouldn't be above putting him there, even if I am his only fan left. It's actually Josh Davis, aka DJ Shadow. If you enjoy epic, cerebral music that sounds like hip-hop but without very many words, I recommend you give him a listen. This dude kills.

Still rockin in the free world,
Adam

[dmbgodagirl41]

Dear Construction workers upstairs:

Stop making so much noise; i keep thinking you're going to fall through the ceiling on me. Thanks.

Love,
K.T.

[nkc8246]

Dear Boss:

I need a blackberry!!! GRRRRRR!!


Love,
Mac

Dear Mac,

Heard you were leaving! Get your own Blackberry!!!

Sincerely,

Boss

[MacGuyver]

Dear Mac,

Heard you were leaving! Get your own Blackberry!!!

Sincerely,

Boss

Dear Boss,

why couldn't you have stayed a few minutes longer so I could have quit face to face. now its going to be over the phone, or (shudder), email. Maybe you'll get it on YOUR blackberry, in an odd ironic twist.

Cheers!

Mac

[dmbphan041]

dear cold,

its been a week, enough all ready. you're going to make me sick for frosh week. i hate you. die. now.

best wishes,
Adam

[AudreyM]

TheGurl']Dear Audrey
Learn to say No. :lol

Hope you're not too hung tomorrow
Elle

Dear Elle,

No is such a harsh word. I like to use a tempered response: "Just a splash please." :lol

Regards,
A.

P.S. I feel great today and am ready to rock out with my cock out again. Well, you know what I mean... :D

[DixieChixen]

Dear weekend,

Please get here ASAP.

Thanks.

*ps. dear elle, please do the same

[meredithpaull]

Dear Ants Girls,

WOW you are sassy!! Is this the norm on here??:o

Blushing a Little,
Mer

**I hope i did this thread right**

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear Meredith,

Welcome. You'll do just fine here.

One love,
Adam

[AudreyM]

Dear Anybody That Wants To Hear About This,

Whoa!! 4 guitars in my living room!!! 2 accoustic, 2 electric.

Can anybody say "Good, Good, Time" D&F version from the Majestic?

I actually felt like I could play something!!!

Tim, Andris, Steve you all ROCK!!!!

Going to bed now,

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Elle:

Good Mornin' sweetie. Did you sleep?

Anthony

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Anthony
Morning to you too. I did, like a rock.

Elle

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Elle:

Glad to hear that. What cha doin today?

Anthony

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Anthony
Answered some emails. Got some photoshop stuff to do. Painting some more. Cleaning. Errands. The boyfriend. Dinner Usual stuff.

Looking forward to the dancing and fishing?

Elle

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Dear Anthony
Answered some emails. Got some photoshop stuff to do. Painting some more. Cleaning. Errands. The boyfriend. Dinner Usual stuff.

Looking forward to the dancing and fishing?

ElleDear Elle:

no fishing:shrug (tropical storm forming)

but the dancin is on...:monkey

Checking my email

Anthony

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Day
Give me some energy so I can get up and get my stuff done. At the moment pj pants, tank top my fave chair and my laptop sounds like a great way to spend my day.

Elle

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Elle:

Do me;) Sitting in the chair is no good. Get out!

Love,

the Day...

[DMBBaseball13]

Dear Christian Right,
You’re very crazy and scare the shit out of me. Why don’t you go back to Russia— circa 1860. That’s right, you remind me of totalitarianism.

-Brian

[DMBBaseball13]

Dear Israel and Palestine,
You're so annoying! Why don't you stop fighting and go home? Oh wait. Sorry. Keep it up...

-Brian

[racinfan]

Dear anyone who knows,

Do herpes jump? I mean, not from person to person but physically jump? Cause I got some sort of freaky, tiny insect olympics going on in my crotch right now and I don't think I have enough gold medals to give to the winners.

Itching for an answer,

Allen

[DMBBaseball13]

Dear Allen,
Crabs?

Brian

[racinfan]

Dear Allen,
Crabs?

Brian

Dear Brian,

I don't thinks so because they aren't tasty with melted butter.

(scratch, scratch, scratch),

Allen

[SeanMH]

dear myspace,

where are all the whores?

thanks in advance,

sean

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Me


Happy Birthday in 1 hour

From: Me.

[DMBBaseball13]

Dear you,

Happy Birthday.

Love,
Me

[Raven36]

dear tummy,

stop hurting.

dear college professors,

dont give me so much homework this week please.

casen

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Thread,


F'n Ballz Man!!!!


Stoked,
Greg

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear DMfuckingB,

I just saw the set in Chula Vista. Why don't you ever fucking play shit this good in Texas?

Fuck you,
Adam

[AudreyM]

Dear God,

I really didn't need to see that. She's not even as good looking as I. What the hell possessed you? :(

Joke's on me,

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Dr. Pepper
Thanks for makin yourself into a drink.
*burp*

Elle

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Dr. Pepper
Thanks for putting a :hump back into my sex life.
*splurge*

Greg

[MacGuyver]

Dear God,

my life is getting a little more boring every day it seems. What does an omnipotent being such as yourself do in your spare time?

Respectfully,

MG

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Ants:

Things are getting better all the time. Got a phone call from a good freind.

Made me feel loads better...

Here to stay,

saintjohnsriver

[AudreyM]

TheGurl']Dear Dr. Pepper
Thanks for makin yourself into a drink.
*burp*

Elle

Dear Cadbury Schweppes,

Why did you land a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper on my desk today? I hate the shit. Yeah, I work for you, but it doesn't mean I have to like all your products.

Oh, if only there was someone to take this nasty shit off my hands...

With anticipation,

[AudreyM]

Dear Guitar Gods,

Please make my fingers stop hurting...

Fuck it. Please just make me a Guitar God (accoustic, not electric - I figure if I have that down, the rest will follow). :D

Thanks in advance of tomorrow night,

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Cadbury Schweppes,

Why did you land a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper on my desk today? I hate the shit. Yeah, I work for you, but it doesn't mean I have to like all your products.

Oh, if only there was someone to take this nasty shit off my hands...

With anticipation,
Dear Audrey
Have I told you lately that I love you? :D

The whore
Elle

[AudreyM]

TheGurl']Have I told you lately that I love you?

Dear Elle,

Did you actually sing that as you wrote it? :lol

Feel like a trip to the city on Friday? Bring your Takamine. The Melrose Place Band is starting to come together. You can sit in (as much as I do unless the Guitar Gods come through...).

This time I can offer you dinner, music and a 12-pack. AND I have freezies again!!

BTW, MA is booked and we've got a threesome for 3 nights in c-ville to look forward to. :multi :hump :monkey

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Anon,

Thought you were a freind. Opened my heart to you.

Guess I was wrong.

Seeking Peace and Harmony

A

[saintjohnsriver]

dear .

turn on your pms

a

[BNA_DMB]

Dear Weekend,

Would you please just get here now?!

Sincerely,
A fan of weekends, especially extended ones.............

[saintjohnsriver]

Dear Anon:

Thank you for putting me in my place. You ore one of the few with that absolute power.

Meekly and Humbly
A

[DixieChixen]

Dear BNA,

Here I am.


Love,
The weekend

[emsketch]

Dear all you lazy shits who have not sent in your RSVP's for the wedding yet,
What part of "by September 1st" do you not understand?
Looks like the guest list just became a whole lot shorter.
~Liz

[brilu]

Dear Life,

Why so confusing and hectic?!!

Wondering and in need of a drink, (must go ask sus our badass bartender for one!)
Bri

[saintjohnsriver]

Removed

[giantsfan]

yes, dear life,

what the fuck?

[brilu]

yes, dear life,

what the fuck?

Dear Twk,

Let's kick life's ass!

You down??

Hoping,
Bri

Dear Old Ladies in the grocery store,

Please Please never ever be in the grocery store looking at KY when you are sooo old you have to stand cms away from the bottle to read the text!

Vomiting in my mouth,
Bri

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Bri,



BEAR :hug!!!


How have you been my darling?



Love,
Greg

[AudreyM]

Dear Donald (again)

Why won't you move?

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Aud
A baseball bat and a dirt nap on the island will convince him to move.
Let me know if he needs help "moving"

Elle

[brilu]

Dear Bri,



BEAR :hug!!!


How have you been my darling?



Love,
Greg

Dear Greg,

Hi!!! Bear :hug back!

Been pretty good, hanging in there...how about you??

[TempHelpNeeded]

Bri,


Same here. Tomorrow will be my seventh work day in a row. A full week...and not a business week. Anyways...I got Tuesday off, so I'm getting excited.

Raining as we speak, but I plan on either going to a movie or going shopping for a few things I need.

:hug

[athousandyears]

Dear Greg,

What's up my pirate friend? I hope you enjoy your day off!

Nakia

[TempHelpNeeded]

Nakia,


How are you my love?


It's been some time since our last chat. How's the Texas weather treatin' you? I hope like this: :hump


Love,
Greg

[athousandyears]

Dearest Greg,

That's exactly how the weather is! It's been raining for a few days now and it feels so good outside. It's a nice break from the 1000 degree days we've had this summer.

Love,
Nakia

[TempHelpNeeded]

Nakia,


I feel the same way. Rained all day today and now all I can feel is the cold New England wind. Nothing like getting warmed up in your clothes and snuggling up...


...but I don't have a cuddle partner. :(...care to join?!?! :D


Cozy,
Greg

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Greg and Nakia
Care to join me for a BBQ? The weather is dull and looks like it might rain but the steaks are Angus, the veggies are fresh, the beer is cold and the company would be welcomed.

Love the bbq mistress
Elle

[TempHelpNeeded]

Elle,


When's our wedding? Oh and you got the Ring Pop I sent you in the mail right? It's a good enough engagement ring I thought. Sweet...like you. :D


And I am so there!


Love,
Greg




EDIT-And I can bring some lasagna...but I may eat a slice or two now. :D

[littleyogini]

Nakia,


I feel the same way. Rained all day today and now all I can feel is the cold New England wind. Nothing like getting warmed up in your clothes and snuggling up...


...but I don't have a cuddle partner. :(...care to join?!?! :D


Cozy,
Greg


dear greg,


AHEM....


sincerely,
new england cuddly

[brilu]

Bri,


Same here. Tomorrow will be my seventh work day in a row. A full week...and not a business week. Anyways...I got Tuesday off, so I'm getting excited.

Raining as we speak, but I plan on either going to a movie or going shopping for a few things I need.

:hug

Dear Greg,

I think one person shouldnt have to work that much! I think the US should be like Europe 4 day work weeks, and 3 day weekends.

I wish it was raining here, its so hot!! :(

Hope you have a good day off!

Can't make it to New England but here you go :hug :hug :hug

Bri

Dear Elle,

Can i come?! Can i come?! :multi

I'll make cookies, or ....whatever you want!;)

Waiting,

[athousandyears]

Dear Greg,

I would be your cuddle partner, but it looks like you already have one. Please okay a threesome and I will be there.

Nakia


Dear Paula,

Please say yes to the question Greg is going to ask you. I've had the hots for you for quite some time.

Nakia


Dear Elle,

I would love to come to the BBQ! Me and a couple of friends might be busy for a bit but I'm sure it would be fine if you joined us.

Nakia

[TempHelpNeeded]

Nakia,


Paula and I have spoken about this before...yes. :hump


The more in the cuddle, the more cozy; the better. :)


Unbuttoning Shirt,
Greg

[cityondown5]

Dear frat guys,

Thanks for letting me abuse the pledging system.

Thanks,
Chris

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Chris,


My name/e-mail address changed for each Rush party. :)


-Greg

[littleyogini]

dear nakia,

OH MY GOD...you are my dream come true...please join us;) .


excitedly waiting,
paula


p.s. shhhh... let's not invite greg

[athousandyears]

Dear Paula,

Mum's the word. ;)

Halfway there,
Nakia

[littleyogini]

dear nakia,

:bounce wahoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!


nakedly dancing,
your l.l.

[wnderwoman]

Dear Everyone,

I'm new here, just wanted to introduce myself. Most of you know me already from my crime fighting. :violent

Never knew Wonder Woman was such a big DMB fan huh?

L,
W.W.

[athousandyears]

Dear W.W.,

Welcome to Ants!

Nakia


Dear l.l.,

This is a dream come true for me also.

Doing tongue exercises,
Nakia

[wnderwoman]

Dear Nakia,

Thanks!

Love your name by the way.

L,
W.W.

[trlev]

Dear Work,
C-ya Tuesday!
from,
disgruntled employee

[angelces]

dear ants.

i haven't posted here in a while, and i barely recognize most of you.

please be gentle

Angela

[TempHelpNeeded]

dear angela,



you seem so familiar...;)


Happy to see you back!


-Greg

[angelces]

dear angela,



you seem so familiar...;)


Happy to see you back!


-Greg
dear greg,

are you stalking me... ;)

<3
Angela

[TempHelpNeeded]

dear angela,



the hamburger's need more time. oh, and the car is out of gas...


:creepy


-Greg

:lol

[angelces]

dear angela,



the hamburger's need more time. oh, and the car is out of gas...


:creepy


-Greg

:lol
dear stalker

the hamburgers don't need more time, i just like them medium rare.

and dammit i'm always out of gas, are you secretly driving my car at night?

~Angel

[TempHelpNeeded]

dear stalker

the hamburgers don't need more time, i just like them medium rare.

and dammit i'm always out of gas, are you secretly driving my car at night?

~Angel


dear obsession,


:D


what can i say? i like to be everywhere you were.



-Greg


P.S. This is creeping myself out. :lol I gotta stop before I make a career change. What? Haha.

[angelces]

dear obsession,


:D


what can i say? i like to be everywhere you were.



-Greg


P.S. This is creeping myself out. :lol I gotta stop before I make a career change. What? Haha.
Dear greg

thanks for the chuckle

see you around ;)

angela

[TempHelpNeeded]

angela,


anytime my love.


-greg

[AudreyM]

Dear Kaciukas,

You are the best. When you come to the "spa", both of us feel better, don't we?

Wishing I had a discreet place for a litter-box for a long-term committment,

[somedevilguy]

dear upstairs neighbor,

please come down for a little non-commital sex. i know that one time we were really drunk but that doesn't mean it can't happen again...right?

- downstairs neighbor

[AudreyM]

dear end of the hall neighbor,

please come by for a little non-commital sex. i know that one time we were really drunk but that doesn't mean it can't happen again...right?

- at the other end of the hall neighbor

:thumbsup

[meredithpaull]

Dear Hips,

why do you hurt so much? :( I was so lazy yesterday and didn't run or make you lift any weights. that's it, you're getting yoga-d this week!

L,
Mer

[daraidaaa]

Dear Uncle Jeff,

5 years ago to the day your life was taken, RIP.

Lovingly,
-Michael

[DoOrDoNotNoTry]

Dear Uncle Jeff,

5 years ago to the day your life was taken, RIP.

Lovingly,
-Michael

Wow.

I was all prepared to post a smartass remark but this post humbled me.

My thoughts go out to your and your family.

[rconverse]

Dear Uncle Jeff,

5 years ago to the day your life was taken, RIP.

Lovingly,
-Michael

Dear Michael,

Nice post. I am very sorry about your uncle.

Roger

[rconverse]

Dear Dave,

I never do this, but I am desperate. Please play Dreaming Tree tomorrow. It is my 27th show. I think I have earned one DT.

Thank you,
Roger

[ModestMouse2003]

Dear SDSU,

Don't make the jump to D-1 if you cannot support EVERY sport you have.

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear Roger,
Why not Seek Up instead? Nothing quite like seeing #27 at #27. Well that's the way I see it...
One love,
Adam

[AudreyM]

Dear boys of the north-west wing,

While I feel one of you is the main instigator, I must say that you all offer endless amusement for me when I'm out on the patio. :lol :lol

(Damn, it's going to be hard to quit smoking again)

With thanks for an entertaining weekend,

[meredithpaull]

Dear Thread,

Where did you go?

L, Mer

[AudreyM]

Dear Dave and the boys,

Please play Bartender tonight.

TIA,

A.

P.S. Please don't let Butch jam.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Air Canada
Thank you for ensuring my luggage had a better trip than I did.


Regards
Elle

P.S. Butch feel free to rock with your cock out.

[dave'slover]

Dear Boss,

I hate you....really I do.


Love, Jenna

[jennlayton]

Dear Summer 06,

Thanks for such a nice summer. It's been a good run. Lake Havasu, Maui, Laughlin (with pics to prove it), Seattle, finding the best dive bar in the world, good shows, awesome friends and amazing memories. :thumbsup

till next year,
jen

[GoodDayIIDie]

TheGurl']Dear Air Canada
Thank you for ensuring my luggage had a better trip than I did.


Regards
Elle

P.S. Butch feel free to rock with your cock out.



Dear Elle,

For real, though.

One love,
Adam

[daraidaaa]

Dear all other ants,

I just found this sweet video. It's a 9/11 tribute and I would suggest checking it out...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHstQv8C2zQ

Sincerly,
Mike

[karenvonb]

Dear Work,

You suck

[zachyd]

Dear Monday,

Fuck off.

Sincerely,
Zach

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear paper,
hopefully ill start you soon.

[meredithpaull]

hi thread!

I missed you, i didn't know where you went.

[dmbphan041]

Dear female ants,

I love you all :hump

hungrily yours,

Adam

[meredithpaull]

Dear Adam,

First of all love the new quote :lol
second of all if you're really a bi-badass, can't you just love all ants?

curiously yours,
Mer

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear ants,
thank you for not really changing during my 4 month hiatus

[emsketch]

Dear vacation,
I had such a great time. We need to get together again soon.

[meredithpaull]

dear life,

when did you get so crazy :shrug
you were so even keel for a while, sorry i screwed you all up!

regretfully, M

[Onesweetworld82]

Dear Lithium,

Thanks for getting me through the day!

[meredithpaull]

dear guitar hero,

i love you. please stop being so addictive.

Mer

[DreamRapunzel06]

dear paper,
hopefully ill start you soon.
:lol :lol :lol ! I feel ya.

[pwhitlock]

Dear Always,

I'm so sorry i couldn't talk to you today. I miss you.

Forever

[snuffy]

Dear Forever,

Everything is going to be okay. Go do some reading. :)

Missing You
Always

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear eagles,
youre killing me

[AudreyM]

Dear Life,

While I never believe it at the time, "things are gonna get easier" always seems to happen.

Thanks for being consistent. :)

[inaboysdreammz]

dear school,
you suck.

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear girl,
youre confusing me, but i dont mind.

[amirightsideup]

Dear Weekend,

I love you and wish you would never leave, although you do always come back each week and i thank you for that....let's just be a little more consistent and be there for everyone each day?

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear beer,
i want you.

[Smoke/Mirrors]

dear can of Milluakee's best ice,

I will soon own you and 119 of your dirt cheap comrades.

sincerely,
andrew chaplin

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear andrew chaplin,
i envy you.

[VanHorneDog]

dear whoever may read this,

yes its me, the guy about 48.3% of the people on ants cant stand. i enjoy my tittle for sure. well its about time for me to help you understand my problem. im addicted to music and have no social life. my gf is 400 miles away and my life is going nowhere fast.

this is all

truely yours
Alex the VanHorneDog

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear music,
i cant stop listening to you, and its depriving me of sleep.

[fsankh]

Dear Higher Being of Intervention:

Please have as many troops 'in harm way' come home alive and in one piece!

[wnderwoman]

Dear AM.org,

You are really hopping today... What's up, where is everyone.

Bored at work,
WW

[marjorybarnes]

Dear Cesar Milan,
Please come train my dog not pull my arm off
Spanks a lot,
Liz

[siouxsiesue]

Dear Alex the VanHorneDog,

I must be in the other 51.7% of the population. Your user name alone makes me smile. Hang in there and you and your girlfriend will be together again soon. :)

Sincerely,
Sue

[GinaNMU]

Dear Mom,

It's creeping me out a little that you keep calling my boyfriend and plotting things behind my back. I understand my birthday/the holidays are coming, but I'm starting to wonder about the content of these "don't worry about it" phone calls. Fill me in.

Concerned, in a very "don't be movin' in on my man" way,
Gina

[DixieChixen]

dear gina,

time you explored other options...just in case.

L,
Men (...and some women)

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear roommates friend,
please leave soon so i can go to bed.

[jennlayton]

Dear Super Glue Brush On Gel
I thank you for the awesome job you did on my sandal. Please come off my hands because it's starting to annoy me.

A loyal user,
Jen "sticky hands" layton

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear girl,
you better put out this weekend.

[wnderwoman]

dear girl,
you better put out this weekend.

:lol :lol :lol

How could she not with such sweet talkin?

[one_sweet_wrld]

what can i say, the ladies love my charm.

[wnderwoman]

I especially like how it says dear "girl" hahah doesn't she have a name?

I'm just kidding with you by the way. ;)

[one_sweet_wrld]

haha i know youre kidding. i am too. kind of.

[jennlayton]

Dear remote control for my sound dock,
Where are you? I know I misplace you often but I built you a shelf. Please show up soon.
Missing you.

[snow1868]

Dear gas,

You are stinky. Please stop making your presence felt so I can work.

Sencerly,
Snow's nose

[marjorybarnes]

Dear Left Breast,
I realize you are a little larger than the right one, but please stop poking out the top of my bra, it makes it look like I have a lump on my chest.
Thanks,
Me

[snow1868]

Dear Cowboys,

Beat Baylor this weekend so we can be bowl eligible and I can go Houston to visit a hot, naked, covered in jellybeans Marjory.

Thanks,
Ryan

[wnderwoman]

Dear Head,

Please, enough with the aching...

Desperate,
WW

[marjorybarnes]

Dear Self,
Dont forget to buy jellybeans.
Thanks,
Marjory

[TheMakerDMB17]

Dear Rush Limbaugh,
I hope you die a miserable death.
Thanks,
T-mo

[snow1868]

Dear Burger King,

Your ad for the Italian Chicken Sandwich is very annoying. I cannot get that damn jingle out of my head. I hope the king dies.

Thanks,
Snow

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear tim kasher,
you are a genius.

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear calc exam,
lets get this over with.

[meredithpaull]

Dear Chardonnay,

Please stop making me so sleepy so I can get back to work!!!!
(*grumbles about crazy boss*)

With All My Love,
Mer

[rconverse]

Dear Kitchen,

Please clean yourself.

Thanks,
Your Owner


Dear Trajan,

If you don't stop whining because there is a dog in heat nearby, I will have you fixed.

Thanks,
Master

[TheMakerDMB17]

Dear Judge,

Take it easy on me, alright?

Love,
TMO

[meredithpaull]

Dear Morning Coffee,

you taste like soap. I could NOT be more disappointed in you.
You're grounded...
and not in a good way.

~Mer

[dmbigeyedphish]

Dear Library,

Go Away.


Dear Beer,

Get in my mouth.




-Jus.

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear rain,
let up a little bit.

[wnderwoman]

Dear Dream,

You scared the crap out of me last night.

Not nice,
WW

[rconverse]

Dear Mouth,

Please stop eating and drinking everything you see. YOU are making ME look bad.

Thanks,
Your Body

[phelps1540630]

Dear Thanksgiving feast,

Thank you for being so delicious and filling!!!!

Sincerely,
A person who is glad he is a teacher...

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear brand new,
i hope your new cd is good.

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear girl,
you are so fucking confusing.

[AudreyM]

Dear DMB,

I haven't listened to you since 09/18/06 - well other than the 2 C-ville shows I attended.

When should I start listening again?

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear school,
im not liking all this work.

[gravedigger2424]

dear payton,
play good tonight

[TheMakerDMB17]

dear carson,
good win today

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear eagles,
youre killing me

[meredithpaull]

to follow the theme

Rex Grossman,

nice pass with the bum hand, does this mean the Bears are back to snatching defeats out of the jaws of victories?

[gravedigger2424]

Dear spanish teacher,
why do I not understand one thing you say

[meredithpaull]

querido derek,

porque.

te amo,
la maestra

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear girl,
stop doing that

[gravedigger2424]

querido derek,

porque.

te amo,
la maestra
WHAT:BANG

[AudreyM]

Dear Rub A535,

I love going to bed smelling like a wintergreen certs, so I'm really glad you also make my shoulder feel better.

G'night

[emsketch]

Dear old posting buds,
Where have you all gone?

[chalktwo]

Dear snow storm,

Please get me out of school tomorrow.

[rconverse]

Dear Mer,

Please get me what I requested for x-mas.

Your ruler

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear math,
why didnt i do the homework?

[kmdaly]

Dear DMB
see you in OZ next year

[daraidaaa]

Dear snow,

Thanks for the snow day.

Grateful,
-Mike

[kmdaly]

dear me
is it really better to be somebody else??

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear party gods,
please let me find one tonight!

[meredithpaull]

Dear everyone-on-my-Christmas-list,

Since I know you're all such good hearted people; this year, in lieu of actual presents, I've decided to make a donation in your honor to the Human Fund.

All My Love and Warmest Holiday Wishes,
Mer

[rconverse]

Dear Meredith,

Please see post 1180 in this thread. Although I sincerely appreciate a donation to such a worth while cause such as the Human Fund, I fully expect that to be in addition to the PS3 requested.

Thanks,
Your Ruler

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear finals,
cmon, im not really looking forward to this

[AudreyM]

dear upstairs neighbor,

please come down for a little non-commital sex. i know that one time we were really drunk but that doesn't mean it can't happen again...right?

- downstairs neighbor

Dear Marc,

Did it ever happen again?

Fingers crossed for you,

Audrey

[Steady37]

dear heater,
please start working again, i can't feel my finger tips

[kristinmartin]

Dear Sean,
Thank you kindly for fixing the computer that I broke by downloading MySpace IM, I am forever in your debt.
Love, Me

[TheMakerDMB17]

Dear Mrs. Williams,
I did not do my research paper, nor did I even start. Dont take this the wrong way but I dont like you at all. You piss me off with your bi-polarness and you're bullshit. Thanks for understanding.

Love,
T MO

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear life,
why are you always so confusing

[Susie41]

To Whom It May Concern,

I'm sorry . . .

[SoRight24]

Dear NY Jets,

Please make the playoffs.

[AudreyM]

dear heater,
please start working again, i can't feel my finger tips

Dear Steady37,

I actually thought you were referring to "THE" Heater, but then I realized you weren't.

Oh, wait. Maybe you were.

:lol :lol

A.

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear paper,
ill get around to writing you

[DMBfireDncr41]

Dear bed,

Mind if i get inside you in about 5 minutes

[OlivePoet]

Dear Steady37,

I actually thought you were referring to "THE" Heater, but then I realized you weren't.

Oh, wait. Maybe you were.

:lol :lol

A.

:lol :lol :lol

[one_sweet_wrld]

dear home,
cant wait

[twosteppinpun]

Dear roomate without a job,
Please stop being so proud and start delivering pizzas.
Cordially,
Your roomate

[hylidaea]

Dear Grandma:

If you send me another Christmas card with glitter on it, I'm going to stop sharing my weed with you.

Love,
Hy

p.s. And stop showing your piercings to mom's boyfriend. Love you.

[twosteppinpun]

Dear Sean Penn,
No one cares what you think, you irrevelant putz.
Cordially,
MP

[bemused]

Dear Students,

If you are going to pay or have the system pay for an education, then you need to get off your ass and go on the interviews I send you on. Don't waste my precious internet time here at work writing your resume you don't intend on using to gain employment.

Love your Career Services Rep,

[WoodstockAimee]

Dear John,

What the fuck happened to you? You went from this:

http://s182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/smitten4dmb/?action=view&current=070719205141.jpg

To this:

http://s182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/smitten4dmb/?action=view&current=john1.jpg

http://s182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/smitten4dmb/?action=view&current=john3.jpg

http://s182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/smitten4dmb/?action=view&current=john2.jpg

You don't pay child support. You can't stay out of jail. Please stop stalking me and stay out of my life. Samantha and I are better off without you.

[wnderwoman]

Dear August 17th,

Please come quickly.

L,
WW

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Aimee,

Good up.


Dear WW,

It'll come in a flash!


Dear Cup,

Refill yourself.


Regards,
Greg-O

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Anyone,

Kill me.

Signed, Bo Pearson.

[kmdaly]

To whom it may concern

can you help me?

Karen

[BotheDMBFan]

To Karen

What's yo problem padna?

Signed, White man who thinks he's from the hood.

[kmdaly]

Dear Bo

where do I begin or not bit to cut a long story short temptations a bitch

Karen

[Crazi4DMB]

Dear Mr. Fantasy:

Play us a tune, something to make us all happy.

Sighned,

Me & my uncle.

[Shagadelic]

Dear Sadie,

Where hast thou been?

Romeo

[SportsME23]

Dear Friday,

I love you.

Marc

[Crazi4DMB]

Dear Paris,Nicole,& Lindsey:

Do us all a favor and end it all now!:evil :violent

Thanks,
T.J.

[WoodstockAimee]

Dear phone,

Please stop ringing.

Thanks,
A.R.

[Crazi4DMB]

Dear DMB:

Please take your time on the new album. All we ask is that you do your very best to make it a High quality album.

Thanks,
From:EVERYONE

[daraidaaa]

Dear Am.org,

I'm back, kinda. Miss me?

-Daraidaaaaaa

[davefan4ever2]

Dear Mr. Todd Jones,
Nobody likes you. GO HOME!!
You are a sucky closer, and I think that I speak for everyone when I say you are complete garbage. Thanks for your time!

Yours truly,
The Detroit Tigers Community

[uchuskies87]

Dear AirTran,

Please let my flight's be on time to get to the Gorge!

Ben

[Crazi4DMB]

Dear Minni Pearl:

Will you ever take that stupid tag off your hat?

[rick8285]

Dear Matt Leinart,
How does it feel to have the ball last and lose?

-Me

PS - Too bad Reggie wasn't there to push you in...

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Elle,


Where have you been?


Sad & Ronry,
Greg

[Dana_dmb41]

Dear Jeremy Piven,

Kiss your niece Pearl for me and get her on Entourage next season.

Signed,
a Tenant

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Greg
Far too busy.
You're never far from my heart no matter how busy I am.

Elle

[thestand]

Dear Sony,

Don't claim Across the Universe will be released nationwide September 21st, and then push back the nationwide debut a week so you can push your piece of shit Resident Evil 3.

Signed,
People with a film IQ above room temperature

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Pretzle Rods,

This is a letter of admiration, as you are the most delicious food item on Earth. Keep on keepin' on pretzle rods.

Signed, Robert Oscar Pearson

[AlpineValley804]

Dear Bela Fleck on the Flecktones,

Thanks for putting on a fantastic show tonight.

Now officially a fan, Casey Laarkamp.

[Crazi4DMB]

Dear Cina:

I am sooo glad you got fired and I don't have to work with you anymore. You have got to be the laziest person I have ever met in my entire life. Go choke on a golf ball.

Thanks,
T.J.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Rain
Go away.
I can't take it much longer.

Thanks
Elle

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Hugh
Thanks for the horrible show. Now I get to watch Amazing Race.
You're the best!

Elle

[GLR87]

Dear College,
How did you become so boring..

thanks?
Greg

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear College,
How did you become so boring..

thanks?
Greg

Dear Greg
Just trying to prep you for real life.

Your College

[taphntm]

dear chair

will you please rub my butt a little lower

sincerely,
man who is sitting on you

[2steppinKJ]

Dear Hamlet,

So which one did you end up deciding on?

Sincerely,
Frustrated 11th grade English student

[taphntm]

dear sincerely frustrated,

eventually he killed him and he dies. so he didn't need to kill himself

sincerely,
person who did 5 different criticisms of Hamlet

[dancingnancy415]

Dear Tivo remote,

You were in my possesion an hour ago. Just because I might have fallen asleep for a tiny period of time, that was not an invitation to run and hide. Please come back to me before Heroes tonight.

Frantically searching,
Your owner.

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear Girlfriend,

Would you like some dick?

Always here for you,

-me

[Aubrie]

Dear Penis,

Why did you impregnate me and not orgasm? Dont you think you would want more out of life than just a screaming baby?

Sincerely,

Female reproductive organs

[groton]

Dear Girl I can't get out of my Head

Please get out of my head I really Just want to be friends with you.

Confused guy

[handsareme]

Dear Styx,
Thanks for composing two completely different albums that I must write a 10-14 page paper about. It's really welcome at a time when I must also pack up my apartment to move home as well as pack a suitcase so I can go to Germany for Christmas.
Sincerely,
Your number two fan, I'll be back up to number one when I can just enjoy the music and not think about it.

[rick8285]

Dear Wireless Internet,
I love you...

From the toilet in the bathroom,
Patrick

[il bacio dolce]

Dear Average Looking People Who Feel The Need To Tell Me I'M Not Hot:
Neither of us is the next Miss America and yet we both have people who love us and think we're beautiful. Don't be so childish.
Your E-Friend, Cassie

[Aubrie]

Dear 2girls1cup,

Please come to my house?

Sincerly,
1guy5cups

[TwoSteppinGirl]

Dear BFF of 12 years,

Why do I always spend a shitload of money on you for Christmas to only receive some stupid book in return...EVERY YEAR.

Sincerely,
I wish I was born a Jahovah's Witness.

[mittymaker5]

Dear BFF of 12 years,

Why do I always spend a shitload of money on you for Christmas to only receive some stupid book in return...EVERY YEAR.

Sincerely,
I wish I was born a Jahovah's Witness.:lol :lol
Thats great made me laugh my asss off.
I give a freind a book every year.

[TwoSteppinGirl]

:lol :lol
Thats great made me laugh my asss off.
I give a freind a book every year.

:lol I'm glad it made you laugh.
I don't mind books, but they're stupid books. Get me a book I can actually use/read. A cookbook, or a nice coffeetable book (which I actually collect) or a good book to actually read. No she gets me a book on things to make with office supplies and I don't even work in an office.

I just don't get it! If you're hard up for money, make something. Bake me cookies or something, don't go buy something totally useless!

Ok I'm done bitching. :lol

Carry on with the purpose of this thread.

[TwoSteppinGirl]

Dear mom,

I'm sorry you're a bitch and don't want the gifts that I bought for you. I'll keep the pots and pans for myself as I'll need them for when I get the hell away from you and I'll return the other useless shit. I know I probably should've gotten you scratch off tickets since that's what you spent all of your money on instead of buying gifts for the people "you care about". That's obviously what you truly wanted.

Love,
I hope I'm as far away from you as possible this time next year.

[41 Step]

Dear Everyday,

Please stay the fuck out of #41!

Yours truly,
Longing for a #41 that doesn't have Everyday interpolated into it

[DMB0715]

Dear NFL,

You bitch. You thought you could just show my boys on just the NFL Network tomorrow, eh? F that. I'll see you on every single station tomorrow.