Dear (Insert Name/Thing):

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Fly,

Why don't you ever wonder why?

Yours Truly,
Greg

[Crazy#41]

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be u and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like u anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like u anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like u anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls

[DMB0715]

Dear Crazy #41,
Nice.

-Jon

[41 Step]

Dear American Baby Intro,

How come you haven't called back?

Love,
Mike

[il bacio dolce]

Dear PA Liquor Control Board:

Stop being a big dick.

[groton]

Deer CT Package Stores Owners Association

Stop being Stingy with your Money and Allow more Hours of Operation of your Packy's So I can buy booze on Sunday or After Nine PM Monday-Sat.

a Fellow Nutmeger who wants to drink today

[wnderwoman]

Dear Wine,

I will never drink you again.

Hurting,
Angela

edit: Well not for a while at least. ;)

[DMB0715]

Dear 2008,

Make it happen.

Later,
Jon.

[DMB0715]

Dear Gore,

Thanks for the day, I enjoyed it.

Kisses,
Gibbs

[PhishSticks40]

Dear fart,

You were one of my best, linger as long as possible.

Sincerely;
The man who just blasted you from his booty hole.

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Jon,

When are we having lunch?


Love,
Jenn

[dancingnancy415]

Dear people with really annoying ring back tones or whatever the hell they're called-
Just because you love a song it does not mean all of us want to hear Promiscuous Girl or The Way I Are every time we call you.
Sincerely,
People who have to call you

[DMB0715]

Dear Jenn,

Just tell me when and where.

Jon

[DMB0715]

Dear Jon,

It's late, go to bed.

-Me.

[DMB0715]

Dear Jon,

Stop using this thread as an excuse to talk out loud to yourself...over the internet...or something.

-Gibbs

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Jon,

Shut teh fuck up! You're so loud!

~Your Sex Slave

[DMBgirl87]

Jon,

Tuesday, wherever you want.
I love Moes. I can always go for something downtown toga though.

Sex Slave's Girlfriend.

[DMBgirl87]

JON!


OMG I MISS SPICY QUESADILLAS AT SPRING STREET THOUGH!

I think I'm going tomorrow!

Love,
Jenn again.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Girlfriend,

See you in bed. :grrrr

~Sex Slave

[DMB0715]

Dear The Previous 4 Posts In This Thread,

You made me laugh out loud.

Thanks,
-Gibbs

[DMB0715]

Jenn,

Just tell me where.

-Jon.

[DMBgirl87]

Jon,

Wherever you want. Ask Taylor and Joe?


Jenn love.

[Aubrie]

Dear Boobs,
Why must you hog up everything?
Hate,
Chest

[thebestauntie]

Dear Evan,
Will you marry me?
Laurie-Ann

[cryfreedom4136]

Dear Woman Sitting Behind Me At A Hockey Game
No actually you are the idiot, not your principal. If you let your students use their IPods in class despite repeated warnings that it is against policy, you should be fired. In addition, no one around you cares so please either save your conversation for another time and let me enjoy my hockey game in peace.
Jim

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Jim,

Stupid people shouldn't be allowed at hockey games.

Love,
The Hockey Player Jenn

[halloween_dmb41]

Dear future girlfriend,


Where are you?


Logan

[DMBgirl87]

Dear People I'm Angry At,


I'm really mad at you for many reasons. Now I'm going to start being a bitch about them because this is the year of Jenn not being as nice as she is.

Thanks for nothing,
Jenn

[DMB0715]

Dear Chat Threads,

Why so dead today?

Thanks,
-Gibbs

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Grandma,

You will be missed. We never connected as well as my other Grandparents, but maybe we can become connected more than ever before. Sleep well...we will meet in the future.

Forever your Grandson,
Greg

[DMB0715]

Greg,

My thoughts and prayers are with you, man. We all know what it's like.

-Jon.

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Jon,

I'm sure Greg appreciates your prayers. He has mine as well.
See you Tuesday?


Jenn

[Aubrie]

Dear guy I just went out on a date with,

Thanks for taking me out. I hope you know I want to hump someday.

Yours Truly,

Aubrie

[lestat1600]

dear thread,
some of the posts here made me laugh.
thanks,
gordon

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Gordon,

I saw you at the Gorge. We chatted and I wandered around looking for you.

Anytime,
Jenn.

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Jon,

Are we on for tomorrow?
Text/Call/IM.


Love,
Jenn

[cryfreedom4136]

Dear Mazda,

Learn how to make a headlight assembly that doesn't suck

Jim

[DMB0715]

Dear Jon,

Are we on for tomorrow?
Text/Call/IM.


Love,
Jenn

Jenn,

I wish I had your number or something to that regard. I'll hopefully get in contact tomorrow.

Later,
Jon

Taylor says he wants to go, but is going skiing. I'll call him if he can.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Ohio State,


Do you give refunds to disappointed out of state students?


Pissed Off,
Greg

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Jon,


I gave you my number months ago. On accident.

Love,
Jenn

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Ohio State,


Do you give refunds to disappointed out of state students?


Pissed Off,
Greg

Dear Greg,

You get to be in my arms this week. Take a temporary chill pill until Paula can give you a lap dance.

Love,
Your sex slave gf

[~Crashintome89~]

Dear Machovelli,

You're a douchebag and I'm going to steal your girl from you.

Sincerely,

....you can just call me Hitler...I'm a bad man to you...

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Matt,

Did you read The Prince?

A Fan,

Jenn

[~Crashintome89~]

Dear Jenn,

No. Machovelli is a code name for a pretentious douchebag who is on my XC team.

Cordially,

Matt

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Jenn,

No. Machovelli is a code name for a pretentious douchebag who is on my XC team.

Cordially,

Matt

Dear Matt,

Gotcha. I thought you were misspelling Machiavelli as in Niccolò Machiavelli and Machiavellianism.

Jenn

[~Crashintome89~]

Dear Matt,

Gotcha. I thought you were misspelling Machiavelli as in Niccolò Machiavelli and Machiavellianism.

Jenn

Dear Jenn,

No. He's a cool guy.

Matt

[kerplunk!]

Dear right hand,

Please don't jerk so hard. We hurt.

lovingly,

cock/balls

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Wesley Willis

I wish you were alive

Signed, Bo.

[kerplunk!]

Dear Wesley Willis

I wish you were alive

Signed, Bo.

Diet Pepsi, uh huh!

[DMB0715]

Hey Jenn,

Hope you got the text!

-Jon

[lestat1600]

Dear Gordon,

I saw you at the Gorge. We chatted and I wandered around looking for you.

Anytime,
Jenn.

dear jenn,
i remember. the gorge was crazy. ran into my brother, and dustin. hung out with them. i looked for you too.
gordon

[rickyh24]

Dear Mercury Morris,

Shut the Fuck Up

Ricky

[41 Step]

Dear Bo,

I concur. Wesley was a fucking genius.

-Mike

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Jon,

I slept through your text.

Sorry,
Jenn

xoxo

[DMB0715]

Dear Jon,

I slept through your text.

Sorry,
Jenn

xoxo

Hahaha, Jenn,

Word, I was worried you didn't get it or something.
Jon

[dreamingtreeIU]

dear mother nature, why the hell is it raining so much here in indiana..... please stop, walks on campus suck, especially when drenched, driving is horrible, and people all over the state are getting flooded out of their house... enough is enough

bring on either snow or the spring

Sincerely,

Your biggest fan

[themaker111]

Dear Me,

You're awesome! Keep up the good work!

Cheers
Me

[dreamingtreeIU]

Dear cincy bengals,

why do you talk trash and think you are awesome?? you have been horrible (minus 2-3 years) for the last twenty years and finished under 500 again this season. Oh and why not just move the practice facility to the county jail yard??

love,
the entire rest of the nfl

:monkey

[groton]

Dear Grandma.

Please Eat some food,also stop being so mean to grandpa and mom both are trying to help you alot. we all want you to get better not worst.


Love ,
your Oldest Grandson Greg

[lestat1600]

dear mother nature,
we can use a sunny day or 2, no rain, nice blue skies.
thanks,
gordon

[41 Step]

Dear Mac,

Please, for the love of Science, stop acting like you're a PC!

Love,
Mike

[DMB0715]

Sup Chargers

It was good while it lasted.

Later,
Gibbs

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Jon,

We are chatting on AIM. You are great :hug

Jenn.

[themaker111]

Dear cincy bengals,

why do you talk trash and think you are awesome?? you have been horrible (minus 2-3 years) for the last twenty years and finished under 500 again this season. Oh and why not just move the practice facility to the county jail yard??

love,
the entire rest of the nfl



Dear Asshole,

First of all, Cincinnati has only had one losing season in the past four years.

Second of all, I live in Cincinnati and stand by my team whether they win or lose. I will love the Bengals whether they go undefeated or lose every game. I'm sure you don't understand this concept since you live in the Midwest and are probably a diehard Patriots or Cowboys fan.

And as far as the jailyard comment goes it's just disappointing that you couldn't come up with anything original to say. Yes, some Bengals players got in trouble. So what? It happens all over the NFL. Get over yourself.

Respectfully,

Mr. Fuck You

[Head In Hands]

Dear Heather Mills,

You're a cunt. That's pretty special coming from me because I hardly ever use that word. I save it for cunts like you. I do think that it is just about the funniest thing I've heard all week that when you turned your neighbors away from your party that they blasted Beatles music from their windows. How appropriate. Sucks to be you, cunt!

Love Always,

Veronica

xoxo

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Gregdog,

Why aren't you here? Am I going to have to stop and beat you on my way to see Chase?

Love-
Jenn

[dreamingtreeIU]

Dear Asshole,

First of all, Cincinnati has only had one losing season in the past four years.

Second of all, I live in Cincinnati and stand by my team whether they win or lose. I will love the Bengals whether they go undefeated or lose every game. I'm sure you don't understand this concept since you live in the Midwest and are probably a diehard Patriots or Cowboys fan.

And as far as the jailyard comment goes it's just disappointing that you couldn't come up with anything original to say. Yes, some Bengals players got in trouble. So what? It happens all over the NFL. Get over yourself.

Respectfully,

Mr. Fuck You

dear bengals fan,

chill out... you know i was messing with you. Everything I said in my first comment is true. Also, you were better than us (indy) for years (minus the harbaugh days) until peyton grew up (2000 ish). Regardless I grew up with them so I know how it feels. Also, half of the current pacers roster is probably a convicted felon.

sincerely,

mr bojangles

[41 Step]

Dear Charlene,

I wish you were going to college closer to me.

Love,
Mike

[themaker111]

dear bengals fan,

chill out... you know i was messing with you. Everything I said in my first comment is true. Also, you were better than us (indy) for years (minus the harbaugh days) until peyton grew up (2000 ish). Regardless I grew up with them so I know how it feels. Also, half of the current pacers roster is probably a convicted felon.

sincerely,

mr bojangles

Dear Mr. Manic Depressive,

I'm sorry I'm having trouble reading you. First you're a jerk in the first post denouncing all Bengals fans and now you're a nice, sensitive, seemingly normal human being.

To the latter you, thanks for explaining yourself. It is a struggle being a Bengals fan. They have sucked for years and now that they finally have a worthy team they blow it by getting arrested and not being focused. Hopefully their day will come. I'd say get rid of Chad.

To the old you, go fuck yourself. And how did the Colts lose to the second strings Bolts offense?

Yours truly
Bengals fan

[GinaNMU]

Dear Matthew Leroy (aka the 17 year old kid who f'in plowed into me in an intersection this morning on the way to work),


May your mother ground you until you go to college and make you pay for every penny my car is going to cost to get fixed.


Way to fuck up my new brand new Jeep, :mad

Gina

[DMBnick15]

dear tom brady,
favre is going to tear you a new asshole in the superbowl.
love,
nick

[groton]

dear Patriots

Your not going win on sunday ,just letting you know.

a loyal Chargers fan

[DMB0715]

Hey Patriots

You're the best team in NFL history. Anyon who thinks the Chargers are going to win is wrong. :)

Keepin it real,
Gibbs

[lestat1600]

dear mother nature,
just wanted to say thanks for giving me a nice blue sky day yesterday.
gordon:D

[Isaacdinho12]

dear Tony Romo,
can you try to not choke next time the game is on the line.
k thnx
-Isaac

[Head In Hands]

dear law schools,

i am applying to you tonight and i'm terrified that you will say NO! So, please don't? thank you.

love,
veronica

[DMB0715]

Veronica,

I'll be doing the same in a few years. I wish you the best of luck!

-Jon.

[41 Step]

Dear Patriots,

I hope you get your cheating asses whooped today.

Love,
Mike

[groton]

Dear Chargers
Please Win today

Love Greg

[41 Step]

Dear Jessica,

You are indescribably gorgeous and I would love nothing more than to fuck your brains out.

Love,
Mike

[DMB0715]

Sup Brady,

You're doing a supermodel right now as you realize you're going to win another Super Bowl.

-Gibbs.

[41 Step]

Dear Katie C.,

I'm sorry I'm an awkward dancer. Thanks for giving me your number.

Love,
Mike

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Sun,


Get the hell out of my eyes!


Annoyed,
Jennifer

[41 Step]

Dear the number that Katie gave me,

You're not the number I wanted. Fuck off.

Love,
Mike

[DMB0715]

Dear Nip/Tuck

You're insane these days.

Later,
Jon.

[groton]

Dear Julia.

Will you help me get good seats this year for shows?

your great friend,
Greg

[ant_marching41]

Dear Lost,

I can't wait any longer. Feel like movin your season four premiere up a week?

Your loyal and faithful servant,
Anthony

p.s. God loves you as he loved jacob.

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Roads,

Please don't be too slippery.

Thanks,
Jennifer

[hylidaea]

Dear mime fluttering about the subway station:

I will cut you.

p.s. I mean it.

[il bacio dolce]

Dear Disgusting Inconsiderate Coworker:
Don't touch my shit and don't touch my friends' shit.
And by the way drop off the face of the planet.

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Professor that is trying to teach me,

Teach me something, don't tell me something I already know..


Thanks again,
Jennifer

[ant_marching41]

Dear Lost,

Its me again. You didn't respond to my last letter, so I'm writing to you again.

Your friend,

Anthony

[DMB0715]

Why Hello Left Knee,

I'm sorry that I didn't work on having a right foot in soccer, overused the shit out of you and now you'll be sore for the rest of our lives together.

My B,
Jon

[DMBgirl87]

Dear Mother,

Stop making so much noise.

Love,
Your baby.

[DMB0715]

What's Going On Oneonta Bus System,

Fuck you.

-Jon.

[groton]

Dear Blivin

Dude I gave you a clean shot A and B you fucking idiot Next time you put a Hand on me I will knock you head off at work or not at work.


you friend
the guy you just tried to Bully


PS GROW up your married with kids its work not Highschool.

[lolokito6]

Dear Bush,

I am glad you won't be in power soon! : )
Yay, elections.

~Laura

[41 Step]

Dear my virginity,

Why the hell are you still here?

Love,
Mike

[hbktonyb]

dear plaxico,

shut up

love, giants fans

[DMB0715]

Hey racquetball,

Thanks for being my calling in life.

Yep yep,
Jon

[hbktonyb]

dear tiger,

thanks for birdie'ing hole 18 and keeping the lead. i want to see you win every tourney this year.

-anthony

[DMB0715]

Hey Anthony,

Things aren't looking too bad. 71 is a bad day for our boy. He'll get at it tomorrow.

-Jon.

[hbktonyb]

jon,

not worried, i see he still has the lead! i'm hoping for a grand slam this year...a very real possibility w/ augusta, torrey pines, and british open a real possibility to dominate

-a

[DMB0715]

A,

We can only hope. His swing just looks great lately. Not so much off the tee, but his iron play and putting are impecable.

[wnderwoman]

Dear Friday,

Please get here... quickly.

[dmbowa]

Dear Friday,

What she said.

[elliott245]

Dear Work,

Please stop owning me. I promise ill do my best.

[41 Step]

Dear my virginity,

I hope you die.

Love,
Mike

[hbktonyb]

dear my hangover,

go away

[smeritt]

Dear Stupid People,
Stop Being stupid.

[dmbphan041]

Dear Steam Whistle,

you're a good fucking beer, sorry it's taken me so long to realize this.

[Invariant]

Dear subconcious,

I hate you for making me think.

[TwoSteppinGirl]

Dear Massachusetts,

Get the fuck over it.

Forever yours,
Eli Manning's emergency BJ giver

[DMB0715]

Sup college,

I study my balls off and I'm not where I want to be at. F that shit.

Yours,
Jon

[DMBgirl87]

Dear ANTSMARCHING.ORG posters,


sometimes you really suck.


Love,
Jenn

[Head In Hands]

dear moron freshman in poli sci 101-

if you want to talk about importance of government programs such as FEMA, spell it right...FIMA is nothing. also if you want to argue for the anarchists side of things, i have news, this means NO government, and you seem to be very pro government programs per your last tirade. get your shit straight instead of just trying to be a cool liberal because you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. asshole.

love always,
your college senior classmate who wants you to die a slow death.

[DmBand801]

Dear lent,

end soon so i can masturbate again

-Anthony

[jcc522]

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,

This'll be the last package I ever send your ass.It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfectSo this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freewayHey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowningbut didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowningNow it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

-Stan

[DMB0715]

Hey jcc522,

Your post made me laugh.

Thanks,
Jon.

[dreamingtreeIU]

Dear Hoosiers,

Thank you for kicking some ass tonight. Also thank you Kyle Taber, Mike White, Deandre Thomas, and Lance Stemler for stepping up when DJ went out with the injury, especially with MSU's size inside. Also, thank you coach Sampson for being an awesome coach, I just wish you weren't a bonehead about recruiting.

Thank you,

A top fan

[dreamingtreeIU]

Dear Nascar and California Motor Speedway Officials,

What the hell was that buzzsaw/concrete cutter that was being used, and why was it being used so late in the day? I understand the need to dry the track, but what the hell is a concrete cutter going to do to solve this problem?

Thanks,
Me

[ant_marching41]

Dear "this week,"

Try not to kick my ass, alright?

Thanks,
Ant

[41 Step]

Dear my Calculus test next week,

Please let me ace you.

Love,
Mike

[41 Step]

Dear Adam B.,

You are a fucking cunt and I hope you die a slow, painful death.

[trpnbillie11]

Dear Psycho Bible-Thumper in All My Classes,

Unfortunately for you, the laws of the United States and The Bible are two different things. Get over it.

Die in a house fire,
Mike

[Susie41]

Dear Past . . .


to simply
state and not re-hash while
my memory’s coated, releasing
chemicals floating about
letting go and letting the possibilities
of hurt stay at my door
unlocked
knowing to be required to chalk a list
I may re-think
or more likely take back

but as clearly as I can
in this altered state
knowing peace is at hand
momentarily dismissing my pride
and thinking the world is as it should be
and not how I’ve known
remembering who all Jesus
endured yet steadfastly stated
they do not know what they do


I forgive you


3:47 p.m. 3/22/08 (Holy Saturday before Easter, 2008)

[JTR&PIG]

Dear BOB,

You have a perm and it is 2008. You have a pedro poop stache'. Your a lying evil 80's looking, illiterate, dyslexic son of a gun

[dmbatl07]

Dear Tyler Hansbrough,

Fuck you. You look like a child.

[JTR&PIG]

Dear Ticketbastard,

You are still a son of a bitch teasing bastard

[JTR&PIG]

Dear Jackoff,

Thank you for running around and treating my business like Kennywood, you no good son of a bitch

[JTR&PIG]

Dear Pedro Poopstache,

You suck at life, and money drives everything about your daily existence, yet you would sell your soul for a 100 dollars

[rick8285]

Dear Mother Nature,
Please don't rain on our Little 500 celebration

Love,
Patrick

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Greg
I love you
Always
Elle

[TempHelpNeeded]

Elle,

Marry me?

Greg

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Greg
Yes. No April foolin.

Elle

[KnightofShadows]

Dear Greg,

Groton's gonna get pissed.

-Matt

[TempHelpNeeded]

TheGurl;7352779']Greg
Yes. No April foolin.

Elle

Elle,

Says April 11th on my calendar. I think we are safe. ;)

Greg

Dear Greg,

Groton's gonna get pissed.

-Matt


Matt,

DON'T TELL! OR GIVE HIM THIS FORWARD ADDRESS!!!

Scared,
Greg

[JTR&PIG]

Dear World,

I think I may be snapped out of my depression...I will let you know

[cryfreedom4136]

Dear Versus
Go Fuck Yourself, you are the worst channel in the history of television.

You can't even show the game you are supposed to. So now instead of enjoying my Minnesota Wild play the Avs, I am watching FUCKING MMA, the stupidest "sport" ever concieved

Sincerely
Wild Fan

[JTR&PIG]

Dear WORK,

I better be allowed to be off one of those fucking days I asked off and you switch my days off so god damn much...SHIT

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Mr G
Won't be the same til you get back.
Missing you

Elle

[JTR&PIG]

Dear world...I am off tomorrow...thank you

[Hop_Sing]

Dear stubbed toe,

I promise to watch my step next time.

Allen

[weller3377]

Dear Ryan Dempster.

Please have a good game today so we can get back on a winning streak

Thanks,
John

[JTR&PIG]

Dear Pedro Poopstache,

YOU SUCK AT LIFE

[JTR&PIG]

Dear World,

I am spent...I am out of gas for the day

[americanemu25]

Dear Fred Durst

Have a reunion tour so i can get drunk, sing along with your songs, and then boo you off the stage

[JTR&PIG]

Dear Fred Durst

Have a reunion tour so i can get drunk, sing along with your songs, and then boo you off the stage
haha that made me laugh so loud

[TwoSteppinGirl]

Dear people that I once enjoyed,

I'm glad I now know you're all truly douchebags

xoxo
Amber

[hippiegrl30]

Dear Bong

i wish you could fill yourself with the finest weed in the world..

thanks a bunch

[HeadInTheClouds]

Dear Open Houses,
you SUCK.
-jessi

[hippiegrl30]

Dear heat

Give me some rain

:angel

[rconverse]

Dear Drug Dealer:

Please don't be out of pot when I go to see you later.

Thanks,
Roger

[wnderwoman]

Dear Roger,

Drugs are bad, mkay.

L,
Angela

[hippiegrl30]

Dear Drug Dealer:

Please don't be out of pot when I go to see you later.

Thanks,
Roger

nice i agree with you :D :haha

[rconverse]

Dear BT,

Enough with the cold shoulder already. I said I was sorry.

R

[clcfball11]

Dear Girlfriend's period,

Please come as planned this Tuesday morning.

Sincerely,

John

[hippiegrl30]

Dear God

could you please i mean please let me get a picture with Dave Matthews god dam

C

[Aubrie]

Dear punk ass bitch that left the puppy in the street,

Karma is a bitch. Its free to take the puppy to the pound. No need to leave it to fend for itself in this 100 + heat. You're lucky that all you got was my attitude. Pregnant or not, I could have beat you down.

Fuck you.

-A

[hippiegrl30]

Dear punk ass bitch that left the puppy in the street,

Karma is a bitch. Its free to take the puppy to the pound. No need to leave it to fend for itself in this 100 + heat. You're lucky that all you got was my attitude. Pregnant or not, I could have beat you down.

Fuck you.

-A

holy shit if i was you i would've killed that bitch i get pissed over animals more than humans i think :rolleyes

[Aubrie]

holy shit if i was you i would've killed that bitch i get pissed over animals more than humans i think :rolleyes

I was at the gym. I come out. I'm chillin outside near an alley.
This bitch with this box comes and asks me if I want a puppy.
I tell her I'm about to have a baby, I don't know if it's a good idea right now. I pet the cute thing in the box and it licks my face.
As I'm walking to my car, this guy runs over from the gas station next door, hang around a bit, and then they both leave, the dog still in the alley, attempting to follow them.
I walk back over to the dog and as I pass her, I say with contempt "You're just gonna leave the puppy right there?"
As I reach the puppy, I look behind me, and they have already left in a gold Celica type car, and I can hear them yelling "Hurry! Hurry!"

The puppy stayed with me last night. I gave him food, water, a chew toy, a ball. He was so happy and thought he had found himself a good home.
Then I had to take him to the shelter this morning. When I put him in the arms of the girl at the shelter, he looked at me with these sad eyes, like "What did I do wrong?" It is still wrenching my heart.

Why the hell couldnt she have done the right thing and taken him herself? People like that make me so fucking sick.

[tanto]

dear crazy lady walking down the street talking to herself

thank you for exceeding our constraints

you make the world an array of a beautiful different

[rconverse]

Dear Roger,

Please don't forget me in your car tomorrow.

Thanks,
Duffy CD

[Head In Hands]

Dear Dad,

When you act like an asshole and I call you on it, that doesn't give you the right to suggest that I re-evaluate my priorities which you try to convince me are out of whack.

I am 23, living on my own, engaged to a great man, just graduated from college with a bachelor of science, and am starting law school in the fall, for which I have arranged the financing.

When you were 23 you were heading into your 6th of 7 years of college, smoking pot, bartending, and sleeping around.

While now at age 58 you have achieved much success and completed law school yourself, this doesn't give you the right to try to make me feel bad about myself when you were too proud to apologize.

So let's not say my priorities are out of order. You were an asshole to me, so just apologize instead of making me feel like my life isn't in order.

kthanksbai.
Veronica

[rick8285]

Dear Man who owns property attached to the Gorge,
Thanks for getting me a trespassing citation 3 years ago. That citation has now cost me a new job. I hope you are happy. I was jogging on your private road for about 90 seconds and surely I caused you psychological harm and I have been punished for that.

Thanks again,
Patrick

PS - If you find any rope, you know what to do!

[rick8285]

Dear James Loney,
Die!

Sincerely,
Patrick

[otsegoflake]

Dear Andy Kaufman,

I trusted you.

kbye.
-Skot

[GoodDayIIDie]

Dear Sarah Palin,
Get out of politics.
Get into my car.

-A

[scrock25]

Dear Chicago Cubs,

lulz.

~ Man-Ram

[Alazais]

Dear woman of my dreams:

I miss you more then I care to let on. I can never forget when the woman of my dreams became real, and we shared those wonderful 6 months together. I am no longer sad about it though, I miss those days.. but I don't get upset about it anymore. I smile at those randomly innane flashbacks of what others may deem unimportant. Like laundry day and the conversation about the 2nd bounty sheet or Punk Rawk Boozing.
Everyday was a truely great adventure, Thank you for those adventures and I now recognize you for what you were in my life and for that I'm truely grateful. Honesty is all i asked for and we were truely honest with each other. I'm painfully glad to have shared that time and whatever you do in life I hope you share in at least one genuine laugh each day.

[YellowFish06]

Dear Ginger-Girl,

I love you and you dont even know it

[hyoung41]

Dear drunk kids playing rock band on the other side of my dorm wall,

shut up.

Have a nice day.

[Susie41]

Dear Mom,

Don't go before I leave . . .