Dear (Insert Name/Thing):

[rick8285]

Letters to whoever deserves it. Write a letter to someone who you think needs to be told something important. I got this idea from a response I posted.

Dear Stuart Scott,
Please fix your eye or at least stop saying Booyah.

Thanks,
Patrick

[rick8285]

Dear Kobe,
Stop trying to be Jordan. Be a team player. Then you'll be more like Mike.

Thanks,
Patrick

[TempHelpNeeded]

I like the boo-yah! Boooo to this!!!

[kydmb99]

Dear Kofi Annan,

Go home.

[kmny04]

Dear Hezbollah,

Stop trying to beat up Israel. You know they'll just kick your ass.

Thanks.

-Kate

[d+ter]

Dear Patrick,

Cool thread idea.

More later.

-Russ

[smeritt]

Dear Middle East,

Blow each other up so we dont have to deal with you.

-Sean

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Greg,

Remember your lunch tomorrow.


-Greg

[Prez]

Letters to whoever deserves it. Write a letter to someone who you think needs to be told something important. I got this idea from a response I posted.

Dear Stuart Scott,
Please fix your eye or at least stop saying Booyah.

Thanks,
Patrick

Just to let you know, he's tried to fix his eye.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuart_Scott
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/_stories/2002-05-28-scott.htm

Stuart Scott was injured on April 3 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_3), 2002 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002), at the New York Jets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Jets) training camp while reporting for ESPN when a football hit him in the left eye (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye), requiring him to undergo cornea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornea) surgery (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgery).

[smeritt]

Dear Greg,

Dont forget your lunch tommorow

- Sean

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Greg,

Dont forget your lunch tommorow

- Sean



Hahaha. Thank you. ;)

[Tomriddle]

Dear Kofi Annan,

Go home.

Dear Kofi Annan,

I've got much more fucking power than you

Sincerely,
A milkman

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Greg
Don't forget to give your Mom a kiss before you go to work

Elle

[mr.MikeD]

Dear airline.

thank you for delaying flights, so i have to pick someone up at the
airport at 1am

mike.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Elle,

Don't forget to stop being cute and beautiful...oh wait, that'll never end. :D

-Greg

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Elle,

Don't forget to stop being cute and beautiful...oh wait, that'll never end. :D

-Greg
:hug :hug

[Raven36]

dear anne coulter

you bug me

casen

[Raven36]

dear bush

you kinda bug me too.

casen

[Soap Dispenser]

Dear Fred Durst,

You're bald and no amount of bucket hats will hide it. Also, don't get so pissed when people ask you to play frisbee with them.

P.S. You and Carson Daly should start a tool club.

-Mary Ellen

[Raven36]

dear dirk

i think you look like a goat. but you play good basketball. so its ok.

casen

(im gonna go crazy with this)

[SeanMH]

Dear slutty ANTS out there:

Please come by my house, I'm sitting here doing nothing when I should be :humping

Thanks, and I promise I wont make you swallow if you dont want to

-Sean

[Raven36]

dear sean

you just killed chivalry. and thats gross.

casen

[mr.MikeD]

Dear Casen:

you have an interesting name. the first time i
have ever heard it. i like it.

Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

TheGurl']:hug :hug



Back at ya Babe!

[SeanMH]

dear sean

you just killed chivalry. and thats gross.

casen

Thats not gross, its normal :)

And I'm out to accomplish something new everyday! :hug

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Dear Vicodin,
Thank you for helping through the removal of my wisdom teeth.

Without your great insight I woulnd't have accidentally kissed my best female friend on the lips today, but between my lack of balance and her turning her head it all worked out for the best.

Thanks,
Taylor

P.S. I'm coming to take another one of you and then pass out.

Thanks again,
Taylor

[athousandyears]

Dear Sean,

You might be the horniest guy I know.

- Nakia

[kydmb99]

Dear Weed,

I love you

[Raven36]

Dear Casen:

you have an interesting name. the first time i
have ever heard it. i like it.

Mike

dear mike

thanks i like it too.

casen

[SeanMH]

dear Nakia,

Thanks! (tell your girlfriends too, and send them my way)

-Sean

[Raven36]

dear mean ants

please stop being mean to everybody. it makes me sad.

you know who you are.

casen

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Mike
Don't obsess about the secret forum. It only gives us more to talk about. :lol

Elle

[daraidaaa]

Dear Ann

Thanks for breaking up with me you whore. Im sick of your shit anyway.

-Mike

P.S.- Greg, don't forget your lunch tommorow :)

[Raven36]

dear rick,

this is really fun. thanks for providing some late night entertainment.

casen

[athousandyears]

Dear Sean,

We'll be right over.

- Nakia

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Mike
You're better off without the ho bag.
Love
Elle

[SeanMH]

Dear smart MATH Ants!,

Please help me with my math homework. --Its college algebra level
Thanks!

-Sean

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Dear Herbie Hancock,

Thank you for blowing my mind right now wit hHead Hunters in combinatino with this vicodin.

Love,
Taylor

[daraidaaa]

Dear Nakia,

You must not meet a lot of guys.

-Mike

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Dear everyone in the thread,

I'm going to pop another viccy and passt out. Hope you enjoy your nights of letter righting to those whow deserve ithem.

Love,Taylor

[athousandyears]

Dear Elle,

Could you remind Greg not to forget his lunch tomorrow?

Thanks,
Nakia

[daraidaaa]

Dear Elle and Angela

You guys fucking rock! Now when are you coming to tag team me?

Dear Ian,

Thanks for helping me with some ideas to get over the little whore.

PS-Elle if you wanna know what happened, IM me.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Taylor
Hope you feel funky, sweet dreams.

Elle

[athousandyears]

Dear Mike,

What makes you say that?

- Nakia

[BNA_DMB]

Dear Court TV,

Did you forget to add Judge Judy, The Peoples Court, Judge Mathis to your evening line up??? Cops is getting old and Tivo is filling up...

Hell, it is court TV and those are court shows damnit....

Sincerely,
me ;)

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Greg
There is a suprize in your lunch tomorrow. Don't forget it or you won't get the suprize.

Elle

[dmbphan041]

dear lindz (wherever your at)

you're fuckin hot

[Raven36]

dear sean

its algebra. youve gotta handle this one buddy. i would help you.. but i dont feel like it.

casen

[daraidaaa]

Dear Nakia,

I think that because all guys are just as horny, if not more. We always wanna hump stuff

-Mike

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Adam
Try Knoppix. Its cool.

Elle

[dmbphan041]

dear elle

you are also fucking hot

[Raven36]

dear mike.

i agree. guys are always horny.

casen

[Franchize41]

Dear Shea Hillenbrand,

You're an asshole. Go back to Arizona. Gibbons would have kicked you ass.

Chris

[daraidaaa]

Dear Casen,

One time, we all agreed you were hot because of how innocent you look. Are you really that innocent?

-Mike

PS-I still like your name alot :)

[dmbphan041]

Dear Shea Hillenbrand,

You're an asshole. Go back to Arizona. Gibbons would have kicked you ass.

Chris

dear chris, what exactley happened? i heard he wasnt taking BP seriously or something?

[SeanMH]

dear casen,

I know you might hate me or think I'm disgusting, but can you put that aside to help a fellow ANT in the hardships of College Algebra?

Thanks!
sean

[Franchize41]

Dear Adam,

I agree, Lindsey is pretty damn hot...

Chris

[athousandyears]

Dear weatherman,

How does it feel to be wrong half the time at work and still get to keep your job?

Sincerely,
Nakia

[Raven36]

dear mike

stop posting in the wrong thread.

to your second question, i guess that would depend on your definition of innocence. define it, and ill tell you yes or no.

casen

[Franchize41]

dear chris, what exactley happened? i heard he wasnt taking BP seriously or something?

Dear Adam,

He went home to adopt a kid, came back, was mad no one congratulated him. He stirred up more bs, Gibbons tried to fight him in the locker room in front of the team and now hes designated for assignment.

Chris

[Raven36]

dear sean

i will not help you with your algebra until tomorrow. i am far too tired to think about logrithims.

casen

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Adam
You, like most men, are a walking gland. Part of your manly charms ;)
Love
Elle

[Raven36]

dear nakia

i think you should really send that to the weather man.

casen

[daraidaaa]

Dear Casen,

Thanks for the reminder to stop posting in the wrong thread. What's your definition of innocence?

-Mike

[dmbphan041]

dear elle,

is that a diss? cause its makin my hot in places i didnt even know existed

:hump

[Raven36]

dear mike

what are you asking? if i think im innocent? or if i pass your definition of innocence? im so confused...

what for you would define someone as innocent?

casen

[Raven36]

dear dmpphan041

calm the heck down! get your hormones under control.

casen

[daraidaaa]

Dear Casen,

I am also confused. What's your definition of innocence?

-Mike

[Raven36]

dear mike

my definition of innocence is someone who has not experienced many things sexually, and also doesnt know about many things.. sexually...

casen

[daraidaaa]

Dear Casen,

By your definition of innocence, are you innocent?

-Mike

[athousandyears]

Dear Will Ferrel,

You are a crazy son of a bitch.

- Nakia

[Raven36]

dear mike

yes.

casen

[dmbphan041]

dear casen

...ouch:(

[daraidaaa]

Dear Casen,

I don't know if summation is a word, but if it isn't...I helped you out :)

-Mike

[athousandyears]

Dear Casen,

Did you ever get any tickets?

- Nakia

[dmbphan041]

dear casen

mike wants to piiyb

[dmbphan041]

dear thread

g'night

[daraidaaa]

Dear adam,

She has a boyfriend. Ive been cheated on before and it hurts, I wouldn't do that.

-Mike

[dmbphan041]

Dear adam,

She has a boyfriend. Ive been cheated on before and it hurts, I wouldn't do that.

-Mike

dear mike

:hug (in the most non homosexual way possible)

[Raven36]

dear mike.

summation is a word.

casen

[Raven36]

dear nakia

i guess they payed her on time. royce has given me first dibbs on his if he sells tho. hes cool like that.

casen

[Raven36]

dear mike

why did you ask that question?

im probably in trouble for answering it.

casen

[daraidaaa]

Dear Adam,

Don't touch me with that hand

-Mike

Dear Casen,

You are too smart for me. Must be the cool name

-Mike

[daraidaaa]

Dear Casen,

I was just wondering if you were truely as innocent as you look. Some chicks are freaky...

-Mike

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Adam
No diss intended. Men are glands with legs. End of story.
Try knoppix. G'night
Elle

[Raven36]

dear mike

i dont think im freaky. i freak out sometimes.. but im pretty sure im not freaky.

casen

[Raven36]

dear ants

goooooood night!

casen

[daraidaaa]

Dear Casen,

Freaking out=no good. :)

-Mike

PS-Good night!

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Mike
Go look at some porn, forget the bloodsucker.

Elle

[GSUdawg521]

Dear Casen,

High five on the Bush comment on the first page. I think you're cool now.

Er, cooler... than I already thought.

Cordially,
Jared

[Steelers36]

Dear Dave Matthews,

Don't release another shitty album like Stand Up.

Thank you.

[Raven36]

dear mike

freaking out happens to everyone. admit it.. sometimes you just get stressed. and you freak.. and you think the world has to have made a pact with satan to destroy you. and then someone you love reminds you of all the great things you have and you chill out again.

ok really goodnight now.

casen

[daraidaaa]

Dear Elle,

My compooooooter is what I like to call a "porn-pounding machine." It's ok though, I got some sympathy sex headed my way :)

[daraidaaa]

Dear Casen,

Stop thinking so much.

-Mike

[kydmb99]

Dear women,

Men are not telepathic,

A single guy

[daraidaaa]

Dear ants,

I love sympathy pussy

-Mike

[SeanMH]

dear Mike-

Please send me sympathy pussy too (if you know of any or can get extra's)

-Thanks, Sean!

[daraidaaa]

Dear Sean,

Sorry man, No more sympathy pussy left for you. Im taking it all. Yes I know that is greedy.

-Mike

[justinandimcool]

Dear Kwame Brown,

I fucking hate you. Go die in a fire, kay?

Love,

Justin

[snuffy]

Dear Greg,

Did you remember your lunch? No ones reminded you in a page or so.

Love
Rach

[jimithing19]

Dear weatherman,

How does it feel to be wrong half the time at work and still get to keep your job?

Sincerely,
Nakia

Dear Nakia,

I completely agree. In Michigan it is more than half the time.

-Eric

[Prez]

Dear Elle,

I seek your heart, and seek only your heart.

:hug :hug.

Love always,
Chris

[athousandyears]

Dear Ants,

I'm off to the mountains for the weekend. Be back Monday.

- Nakia

P.S. Greg, did you remember your lunch?

[dmbgodagirl41]

Dear Lead singer of Creed:

You are not eddie vedder, so stop trying to sound like him

Love,
People who have ears.

[mp3ray]

Dear Fantasy Football Inventors,

Thank you.

- Raylene

[Beefsteak1138]

Dear Swamp Ass,

Please go away.

Thanks!
Sean

[rick8285]

dear mike

:hug (in the most non homosexual way possible)


Dear Adam,
The word you were looking for is, heterosexual.

Always here,
Patrick

[dmbgodagirl41]

Dear Fantasy Football Inventors,

Thank you.

- Raylene
no joke. my team was just drafted and now i'm obsessed already with making trades.

so bad.

[Raven36]

dear ants

goodmorning.

casen

[rconverse]

Dear kydmb99,

I like where your heads at.

Roger

[Raven36]

dear kydmb99

see thread titled "5 signs she likes you".
discussion is underway.

casen

[Raven36]

dear kydmb99

i just remembered you started that thread.

sorry

casen

[DixieChixen]

Dear Television:

Thank you for raising me

D

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Chris
You got it a long time ago :hug
Hail to the chief!

Elle

[HolyCow]

Dear Royce,

You are freaking sexy.

-Royce

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Royce
You are a freakin sexy beast :lol

Elle

[DixieChixen]

Dear Royce,

:rolleyes

-D

[HolyCow]

Dear Jim Hendry,

Please put together a team that can actually compete. Thank you.


-Royce

[dmbphan041]

dear sex

come back, we need you

[HolyCow]

Dear Bob Stoops and Adrian Peterson,

I love you both equally. How about a Natty Title this year?

-Royce

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Adam
Try your other hand for a change

Love
Elle

[dmbphan041]

TheGurl']Dear Adam
Try your other hand for a change

Love
Elle

dear elle
i did, it feels like a retarded person

[DixieChixen]

dear elle,

can we try your hand for a change?

-D

[dmbgodagirl41]

:lol

[2SteppingAnt41]

Dear Moose,
I love you. It's not your fault your infield was lazy last night.
Love,
Carsen.

[Franchize41]

Dear hot 22 year old neighbour,

Please, please, wash your car everyday...

Chris

[dmbgodagirl41]

Dear hot 22 year old neighbour,

Please, please, wash your car everyday...

Chris
It's not always dirty, but I'll try
:lol yah right.

[Franchize41]

It's not always dirty, but I'll try
:lol yah right.

ill dump mud all over it... i dont care :lol

[dmbgodagirl41]

ill dump mud all over it... i dont care :lol
THAT WAS YOU!!?
dammit! :lol

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Guys
If you want me to use my hand (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=4552605&postcount=101), sure.

Love and spit
Elle

[dmbgodagirl41]

L, I need your backup in the 5 signs a girl likes you thread!! :lol

[[DMB]TheGurl]

L, I need your backup in the 5 signs a girl likes you thread!! :lol
Coming!! :lol

[dmbgodagirl41]

TheGurl']Coming!! :lol
we're such nerds, i love it

[bullox005]

dear david gilmour,

you rock my motherfucking face off.

- davis

[HolyCow]

dear david gilmour,

you rock my motherfucking face off.

- davis

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
Oh yes.

Dear Roger Waters,

Please come back. Please?

-Royce

[bullox005]

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
Oh yes.

Dear Roger Waters,

Please come back. Please?

-Royce

dear holycow,

yeah, that too.

- davis

[[DMB]TheGurl]

we're such nerds, i love it
Oh completely. Its the BS*!














*Buttchin sistahood

[rick8285]

Dear Ray LaMontagne,
Stop touring with shitty bands like Guster and play bars/clubs again.

Thanks,
Patrick

PS - Never stop creating new music!

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Fate
Why do I drop my toast, buttered side down?

Thanks
Elle

[mp3ray]

Dear Love,

I still believe!

me

[kydmb99]

Dear Jesse Jackson,
You're not helping,
Me

[SeanMH]

Dear mp3ray,

I believe too...

(btw, my name is Sean)

Thanks!

[Koreelove]

Dear God,

What the hell is going on in here?

-Sadie

[mp3ray]

Dear mp3ray,

I believe too...

(btw, my name is Sean)

Thanks!

Dear Sean,

I don't date guys under 27, but I'll add you to the list. ;)

me

[SeanMH]

Dear Mom & Dad:

Why could I be born 3 years sooner?!~!?! :mad :BANG :(

Thanks for nothin'

-Sean

[mp3ray]

Dear Mom & Dad:

Why could I be born 3 years sooner?!~!?! :mad :BANG :(

Thanks for nothin'

-Sean

Dear Sean,

I love your humor!

- me

[jnevi9nr]

Dear Raylene,

Why arent you out on a Saturday night?

Jason

[Heavy As Stone]

Dear Jesus,

Can you hear this?

-Stone

[mp3ray]

Dear Raylene,

Why arent you out on a Saturday night?

Jason

Dear Jason,

Still new to the area and didn't feel like going to a bar alone :)

-me

[Heavy As Stone]

Dear Georgia,

Get out of my dreams.

-Stone

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Buddha
Was my cat someone I knew in a previous life?

Namaste
Elle

[Koreelove]

Dear Mods,

Please give StinkyPinky rights to make threads again.

-Sadie

[DMB_Joy Ride]

Dear Jason,

Still new to the area and didn't feel like going to a bar alone :)

-me

Dear Raylene,

Probably a good idea not goin to a bar alone in a new area, good call.

-Kyle

P.S. I love your name, quite cool

[El Papa]

Dear Vanilla Ice,

You rule!


Love always,
Erik Estrada

[athousandyears]

Dear Sadie,

I couldn't agree more. Show the monkey some love.

- Nakia

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Nakia,


Give the stinkiest pinky it's rights back! Hehe. Nothing like monkey love!


-Greg

[daraidaaa]

Dear band members,

Why did you not show up and make me play an all acoustic set infront of 600 people?

Thanks,
-Mike

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Mike,


Where the F have you been man?!?! Long time no chat. HIRE ME and I can play skin flute on stage. We might lose some of the audience, but the hardcore fans will love it!

-Greg

[daraidaaa]

Dear Greg,

Skin flute huh? Can you play a solo on that during So Right? If so, you're hired.

-Mike

[BNA_DMB]

Dear Boss,

Kiss my ass!

Love, Me!

[BNA_DMB]

TheGurl']Dear Buddha
Was my cat someone I knew in a previous life?

Namaste
Elle

Dear Elle,

Probably.

Love Buddha

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Greg,

Skin flute huh? Can you play a solo on that during So Right? If so, you're hired.

-Mike



Dear Mike,


Once you hit "So beautiful and so strange...but it was empty before you came....ahhhhh."

That's when I execute. ;)


-Greg

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Greg
You said hard. tee hee

Love
Elle

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Elle,

Only the way you'd like it. :D


Passionate Love,
Greg

[daraidaaa]

Dear Greg,

That "ahhh" you are talking about is not to be touched, it's my favorite part during the whole song...but we might be able to work it out.

-Mike

[2SteppingAnt41]

Dear 4:00,
Please hurry the fuck up.
Love,
Carsen.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Greg,


What are you doing still online?


-Greg

[DixieChixen]

Dear people with non-serious/dumbass/barely-could-be-called "problems,"

stop making threads to find out if you were right.

Sincerely,
-D-

[Mave Datthews]

Dear Fall Out Boy,

Die.

- Eric

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear people with non-serious/dumbass/barely-could-be-called "problems,"

stop making threads to find out if you were right.

Sincerely,
-D-



I hope that's not me...I sometimes tend not to be serious.

[TwoSteppingAnts]

Dear Dixie Chicken,

Can I be your Tennesse lamb? Can we walk together, down in Dixieland?

Love,
Kris :D

[DixieChixen]

Dear Kris,

Absolutely. but only if you'll also be my rapunzel.

-D-

[TwoSteppingAnts]

Dear D,

I like my hair pulled. I will be your Rapunzel.

love,
Kris :D

[Mave Datthews]

(This is actually one of my away messages):

Dear Pillow,

I love you.

~ Eric <3

[TwoSteppingAnts]

Dear E(c)'s pillow~

I am insanely jealous of you.

die in a fire,
Kris :D

[DixieChixen]

Dear ants ladies,

stop being such teases.

-D-

[dmbfd15]

Dear Texas Rangers,

Get Pitching.

Thanks,
Fred

[2SteppingAnt41]

Dear floridants,
You make worthless threads, mostly.
Stop.
Much love.
Me.

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Entourage,

Why are you so good?

With Love,
Mike

[Mave Datthews]

Dear Kristen,

Wanna bone?

- E(c)

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Mods,

Please give StinkyPinky rights to make threads again.

-Sadie
Dear Sadie,

I couldn't agree more. Show the monkey some love.

- NakiaYou guys rock! :bounce

[DixieChixen]

Dear ladies,

does anyone here have an LA face with and Oakland bootie?

-D-

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Ed McMahan,

I am still waiting for my check. You said I was a winner!

Sincerely,
Hopelessly Broke.

[CloudedEyes]

Dear E,

You are a horrible roommate. And both you and your dog smell.

Me

[StinkyPinky]

Dear Whomever makes the decision,

Give me a fat raise, I could use the money,

~The Big Stink

[defcon]

Dear George W. Bush,

Crawford called. They want their idiot back.

Thank You, Drive Thru,

Me.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Greg
Did you remember your lunch?


Love
Elle

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Elle,


You're here aren't you..;) (lunch ;))

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Greg
Thats a buffet of delights ;)

Smooches
E

P.S. Love the 5G milestone post. I remember when you were afraid to pop the 1G mark *sniff* :hump

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dear Elle,

Seems like a long time ago. A young adult Pirate I am now...:teartear

But as long as I'm sailin' these turbulant seas with ye, I'll be a happy Pirate. :)


Lots of Love,
Greg

[pkpro1]

Dear Rita,

I love you with my heart and soul. Marry me.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear PK
Are you really proposing?


Elle

[Beefsteak1138]

Dear Rita,

Don't do it.

Love,
Sean

[SeanMH]

Dear escort,

I gave you money, but where's the sex? :confused

Mad Sean :mad :BANG

:o

[Heavy As Stone]

Dear prospects,

Buy from me.

-Stone

[trippingbilly12]

Dear MSNBC,

why are you obsessed with shows about prison? Every night between 12-3 a.m. you entire lineup is prison related. Why is this?

With love from prison,

--Mike

[SeanMH]

Dear MSNBC,

why are you obsessed with shows about prison? Every night between 12-3 a.m. you entire lineup is prison related. Why is this?

With love from prison,

--Mike

I like the prison shows, very interesting!

and they let you have internet access in prison, Mike? :lol

[trippingbilly12]

I like the prison shows, very interesting!

and they let you have internet access in prison, Mike? :lol

yeah I think they are badass, I just always wondered why MSNBC loved them so much too. And the internet access is for all of us kiddie porn addicts....

[PhishFleck41]

Dear Diary,

Suck it.

- Mike

[mp3ray]

Dear Immune System,

Here is some medicine, now get rid of this cold!

-me

[Mave Datthews]

Dear Porn Industry,

Keep up the good work. :thumbsup


Sincerely,
Horny in Buffalo

[Heavy As Stone]

Dear people who are going against Israel on this particular issue,

Wake up.

-Stone

[DixieChixen]

Dear Diary,

Suck it.

- Mike

:lol :lol

i don't even know what this means but it's fucking hilarious

[Raven36]

dear person in the future who will buy my tickets,

i promise ill lower the price if youll just hurry up and get them off my hands.

casen

[athousandyears]

Dear House,

I wish you were self-cleaning.

- Nakia

[TwoSteppingAnts]

Dear Car,

Please drive yourself to Cincy so I can drink.

love,
Kris :D

[pkpro1]

TheGurl']Dear PK
Are you really proposing?


Elle

if she were here, i would :(

[[DMB]TheGurl]

if she were here, i would :(
Awwwwwww
:hug

EDIT: Where is she?

[HolyCow]

Dear UglyNakedGuy,

Please attain some actual baseball knowledge and then discuss things.

Thank you,
Royce

[StinkyPinky]

Dear escort,

I gave you money, but where's the sex? :confused

Mad Sean :mad :BANG

:oDear Mad Sean,

Hasn't anyone ever told you never to trust a monkey in glasses?


Sincerely,

A monkey in glasses

[justinandimcool]

Dear UglyNakedGuy,

Please attain some actual baseball knowledge and then discuss things.

Thank you,
Royce

:eek

[pkpro1]

TheGurl']Awwwwwww
:hug

EDIT: Where is she?

at work... not next to me :lorraine

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Mother Nature,

Why won't you give us Texans rain?

From the pool,

Mike

[athousandyears]

Dear Mother Nature,

I agree with Mike and think we should start a petition.

Under the A/C,
Nakia

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Nakia,

I will begin work on our petition. Our biggest problem may be the hippies who don't want us to disturb/piss off mother nature. (Floridaants, I'm looking in your direction)

Still sweatin balls,

Mike

[athousandyears]

Dear Mike,

Forward me a copy when you get it done. I have lots of friends that will sign. And I can take care of the hippies if you like.:violent

Dreaming of Alaska,
Nakia

[DixieChixen]

Dear clothes,

please come off on your own before bed (but not in public...again)

-D-

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear D's clothes
Please fall off at random. Especially at my place.

Love and kisses
Elle

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Mike,

Forward me a copy when you get it done. I have lots of friends that will sign. And I can take care of the hippies if you like.:violent

Dreaming of Alaska,
Nakia

Dear Nakia,

Are you from Houston? or somewhere close in Texas?

Mike

[DixieChixen]

Dear clothes/body,

do as Elle comands.

threateningly,
-D-

[athousandyears]

Dear Mike,

No, I'm from the Panhandle. I'm about 4 hours from Dallas.

- Nakia

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Mike,

No, I'm from the Panhandle. I'm about 4 hours from Dallas.

- Nakia

ok I'm going to temporarily stop the "Dear" part.

I've got a buddy from Panhandle City that I go to school with. I have heard some interesting stories about that part of Texas..

[athousandyears]

I live in Paducah at the very bottom of the panhandle. What interesting things have you heard?

[bullox005]

dear hash,

thanks.

- davis

[trippingbilly12]

I live in Paducah at the very bottom of the panhandle. What interesting things have you heard?

Just stories about how generic of a small town he is from. They have one traffic light I believe, fun for him in his teenage years was going around drinking and shooting squirrels.

I don't think Scott had ever interacted with an African-American until he came to school. His town had very few trees, but in one area leading into town there was a huge wall of them. The purpose? They blocked the view of the small shacks that the slaves lived in.

[Mave Datthews]

Dear sane women,

Where the hell are you?! It's really time to come out of hiding. I mean, this seriously isn't fair, leaving us with all these loonies running around in the world.


Thanks,
Eric

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Seinfeld,

Why are you so funny?

Love,
Mike

[DMB_Joy Ride]

Dear DMB,

Please makes Randall's Night 1 way better than Night 2. My dad ordered the wrong tickets.

Thanks guys,
Kyle

[SeanMH]

Please makes Randall's Night 1 way better than Night 2. My dad ordered the wrong tickets.

Thanks guys,
Kyle

:lol

That sucks... :goat

[DMBSTL]

Dear TOOL,
How come every time I see you guys in concert, my face gets rocked off?! Oh, it's because you're the greatest band ever, thank you for the insight!
Love,
Chris

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Dear Philip
I love you to the moon and back.

Auntie Elle

[pkpro1]

Dear DMB,

Please play the most whoop@ss setlist ever this saturday night.

Thanks,

Your Fans

[GSUdawg521]

Dear Consumers of Athens, GA,

Please don't be ignorant assholes today while you're all crowding into the shoe store because it's our tax holiday weekend. Part of my job may be to clean and straighten up, but it's your job as a human being to put things back where you fucking found them. Also, leave the screaming children in the backseat of the hot car, and refrain from speaking Spanish, as I don't understand it.

Your friendly shoe salesman,
Jayrod

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Golfers,

When you come in today and hit range balls, please put your baskets back, clean up your area, and leave by 9 P.M.

--Mike

p.s. And to the maintenance crew, please go pick up the balls out on the range before I get there, that job sucks

[pkpro1]

Dear Golfers,

When you come in today and hit range balls, please put your baskets back, clean up your area, and leave by 9 P.M.

--Mike

p.s. And to the maintenance crew, please go pick up the balls out on the range before I get there, that job sucks
this post makes me want to go golfing.

[trlev]

Dear Chocolate Mint Chip Ice Cream,
You taste so yummy in my belly. You are keeping me cool on this warm summer day and for that I love you.
yours truly,
trlev

[2SteppingAnt41]

Dear metal staircase at boyfriend's business,
Please understand that I hate you. I mean hate in every sense of the word. You have now caused my boyfriend's foot to need to be almost completely rebuilt. He's in pain. I got no sleep last night because of emergency room trips. We will now spend the next two weeks before I return to college in the hospital.
Go to fucking hell. Expect a genuine car-smashing next time I come across you.
Warm fucking regards.
Carsen.

[angelface]

Dear Clients,

Please disclose everything to me, I am on your side, but if you lie I will find out and it does you know good, in fact it hurts you.

I don't care what you have done, just disclose it!

Sincerely,
Angela

[d+ter]

Dear Resaurant-Goers,

Here are a couple of acceptable answers to the question, "Are you ready to order?": "Yes. I will have...." "No. Give me another minute."

For future reference, you are not my only patrons. I have plenty of things to do while you decide on an order. So if you're not ready, and I ask if you're ready, please tell me "no." I will get you anything you want, but I will not stand by your table while you decide what you want to order.

Happy to serve,
Russ

[angelface]

Oops I wrote "know" instead of "no"... It's been a long first half of the day :shrug

[trippingbilly12]

this post makes me want to go golfing.

Dear pkpro,

I certainly encourage golfing, but please my follow my written instructions and our relationship shall flourish.

From the Range,

-Mike

[pkpro1]

Dear pkpro,

I certainly encourage golfing, but please my follow my written instructions and our relationship shall flourish.

From the Range,

-Mike
Dear Mike,

why aren't you out hitting golf balls? you have the perfect excuse if you work there....

-pranay

[windspinner]

Dear windspinner's boss,

The next time you would like to me work, please call ahead of time, and not at the last minute, I really don't sit by the phone waiting for you to call, nor am I compensated to BE on-call.

Thanks for your understanding that I have a life~

windspinner

[StinkyPinky]

Dear You KNow Who,

You know what I want.

Thank You in advance.


Sincerely,
The Big Stink

[trippingbilly12]

Dear Mike,

why aren't you out hitting golf balls? you have the perfect excuse if you work there....

-pranay

Dear Pkpro,

1.) Its too freaking hot in Texas
2.) I work 4-close tonight, must save energy
3.) I go play/hit on my days off

Soon to be sweating his balls off,

Mike

[angelface]

Dear Neck,

Being pinched today is just not nice, I can't turn my head at all and you are putting me in the worst mood. :lorraine

Angela

P.S. Sorry I slept on you weird last night.

[GSUdawg521]

Dear Angela,


Sorry I slept on you weird last night.

Lovingly,
GSUdawg

[angelface]

Dear Angela,



Lovingly,
GSUdawg

Dear GSUdawg,

By the way what was that thing poking me?

Puzzled,
Angela

[GSUdawg521]

Dear GSUdawg,

By the way what was that thing poking me?

Puzzled,
Angela

Dear Angela,

That depends. Did you enjoy it?

Mischieviously,
Jayrod

[Raven36]

dear dmb

please dont break up just yet. gimme five more years of shows. ive only been to two.

thank you.

Casen