This thread will be an Instant Classic.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Denny's will be debuting the Instant Classic Skillet this October!
:lol
Well played.

[saintjohnsriver]

you missed 750 and i had nothing to do w it

[TempHelpNeeded]

this thread has created Bear Naked Granola: all natural low sugar cereal. (vanilla almond crunch)

[[DMB]TheGurl]

you missed 750 and i had nothing to do w it
pish posh. 750.
I'm waitin for the millenium.
Or the 5 millions post on ants. Which ever comes first.

[TwoStep2888]

TheGurl']pish posh. 750.
I'm waitin for the millenium.
Or the 5 millions post on ants. Which ever comes first.

This thread will be unaffected by its own Y1K, Y2K, or Y4K. Watch out for that motherfucking Y3K, though. It's a real bitch.

[zachyd]

How is everyone doing tonight?

[zachyd]

This thread will be unaffected by its own Y1K, Y2K, or Y4K. Watch out for that motherfucking Y3K, though. It's a real bitch.

Ive heard rumors that the Y4K is when Walt Disney is going to be brought back to life.

[TwoStep2888]

How is everyone doing tonight?

We're in the ICThread. How do you think we are?

:hump

[zachyd]

We're in the ICThread. How do you think we are?

:hump

Well ive never been in this thread. Im rarely in nDMBc, and im slowly gravitating to the appeal of all of these random threads.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Well ive never been in this thread. Im rarely in nDMBc, and im slowly gravitating to the appeal of all of these random threads.
The Instant Classic will show you how to appreciated nDMBc.

[TwoStep2888]

Well ive never been in this thread. Im rarely in nDMBc, and im slowly gravitating to the appeal of all of these random threads.

Well, Humpy describes the mood and direction of the ICThread quite well.

:hump

Welcome to the ICThread.

[Franchize41]

you know what else was an instant classic...

ryan :(

[TwoStep2888]

you know what else was an instant classic...

ryan :(

This thread remembers Ryan, an instant classic in his own right.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

The Instant Classic dedicates itself to Ryan.

[zachyd]

Well, Humpy describes the mood and direction of the ICThread quite well.

:hump

Welcome to the ICThread.

Thanks...and good to know...:lol

[zachyd]

you know what else was an instant classic...

ryan :(

R.I.P. Ryan :lorraine

[Franchize41]

R.I.P. Ryan :lorraine

Zach he isnt dead :lol he just moved on

[zachyd]

Zach he isnt dead :lol he just moved on

:lol I know, but im pretty dramatic.

[Franchize41]

:lol I know, but im pretty dramatic.

yeah well...




toronto/darien were better, admit it

[TwoStep2888]

:lol I know, but im pretty dramatic.

This thread defines dramatic.

[zachyd]

toronto/darien were better, admit it

Dude, its pretty much equal for me still :lol

Toronto/Darien: Joyride, Break Free, Dreaming Tree, BEF->Bartender, KTK, Two Step, ED w/Matis, Raven, JTR, Pig, WH, Crush, IOY

Irvine/Chula: PM->Satellite, SHOTGUN, Break Free, Improv Jam AND Bayou w/Randolph, LIOG, DDTW, Seek Up, IIHIA (it was great), Raven, Loving Wings, IOY, Jimi, Two Step w/Randolph, BUTTERFLY, and a Little Thing tease

[[DMB]TheGurl]

This thread never sleeps.

[zachyd]

This thread defines dramatic.

Well, ill fit right it. ;)

[zachyd]

TheGurl']This thread never sleeps.

I like never-sleeping threads :multi

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Instant Classic likes my memory foam bed.

[zachyd]

TheGurl']Instant Classic likes my memory foam bed.

Cool.

Night everyone!

[[DMB]TheGurl]

IC and I say "G'night"

[TwoStep2888]

This thread bids a good night to those going to sleep.

Hope all your dreams are instant classics.

[TwoStep2888]

The ICThread and I will be up a while longer, not doing the PoliSci paper I'm supposed to be doing.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

The Instant Classic and I are watching Dead Man Walking.
I wish IC would rub my sore legs.

[samson2908]

this thread came to me in a dream last night and shared with me a secret....

"the best dq blizzard: mint reeses pieces blizzard"

[zachyd]

NO...oreo blizzards are better :hump

[samson2908]

mint oreo is pretty damn tasty :thumbsup

[Franchize41]

i hate just the chocolate bar, but id kill a man for a skor blizzard

[MoBb]

If it came between killing my parents and this thread...I guess I would be an orphan.

[giantsfan]

if it came between me shitting my pants and this thread, I guess i would have a mouth full of piss

[Franchize41]

if it came between me shitting my pants and this thread, I guess i would have a mouth full of piss

yet the thread would be both your mother, and fatherly figure to you

[giantsfan]

yet the thread would be both your mother, and fatherly figure to youHOW THE FUCK DARE YOU

[TempHelpNeeded]

this thread is sexy.

[giantsfan]

this thread is sexy. u ah

[Franchize41]

wrong quote :lol sorry

[giantsfan]

well excuse me

[TempHelpNeeded]

u ah



shat it! YOU AHHHHHH!!!!


Nomah!!!!

[MoBb]

This thread is currently dating Natalie Portman. Lucky motherfucker.

[Gary!]

This thread is the actual father of Brittney's second child.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

This thread is the actual father of Brittney's second child.
Immaculate conception I hope!

[giantsfan]

shat it! YOU AHHHHHH!!!!


Nomah!!!!TOMMY please tell me you got dat

[Gary!]

TheGurl']Immaculate conception I hope!

Ewww. Me too.

She's gross now.

Edit: This forum does not approve of her weight gain.

[TempHelpNeeded]

TOMMY please tell me you got dat



Awww, Brah. Don't pee in my mom's vickus (sp?) dish.

[giantsfan]

what happened to britney spears?

[MoBb]

what happened to britney spears?

She re-discovered her white trash roots.

[MoBb]

This thread moderates itself.

[dmbwadeo]

I was hungry so I came into this thread and now I am full.

[TwoStep2888]

I was hungry so I came into this thread and now I am full.

This thread is delicious.

[samson2908]

This thread is delicious.

just like pizza the hutt!

[TwoStep2888]

just like pizza the hutt!

:lol Exactly.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread will be featured as Capt. Jack Sparrow's father in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

[saintjohnsriver]

well excuse metwk is my second favorite ant:bounce

[TwoStep2888]

Ewww. Me too.

She's gross now.

Edit: This forum does not approve of her weight gain.

This thread only approved of Pre-KFed Britney.

[DixieChixen]

This thread is it's own sequel and prequel

[TwoStep2888]

This thread is it's own sequel and prequel

This thread will also be third installment of its trilogy.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread is enhanced with minerals for a pure, fresh taste.

[DixieChixen]

this thread is part of a balanced breakfast

[TwoStep2888]

This thread is often blamed for breaking up the Beatles after John Lennon started posting in it.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

This thread brought about the fall of communism in eastern Europe.

[TwoStep2888]

TheGurl']This thread brought about the fall of communism in eastern Europe.

Who deosn't remember when this thread broke down the Berlin Wall?

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Who deosn't remember when this thread broke down the Berlin Wall?
And when it shook the hand of a man on the other side?
*sigh* Memories.

[Gary!]

This thread had ribs for lunch. That's why it's doing this.

[TwoStep2888]

"Have you seen the new Poof?

So this 'Instant Classic' thread bakes himself into a loaf of bread, and then pops out of a giant sandwich to feed the troops.

I had that idea ten moths ago..." -GOB

[2steppinKJ]

TheGurl']And when it shook the hand of a man on the other side?
*sigh* Memories.

However, this thread was NOT responsible for unleashindg David Hasselhoff on Germany...

[TwoStep2888]

However, this thread was NOT responsible for unleashindg David Hasselhoff on Germany...

The only time this thread ever had anything to do with Hasselhoff was back when he used to drive this thread around on Knight Rider.

[MoBb]

This just in: Instant Classic just gave birth to his first child, appropriately named Post.

[TwoStep2888]

This just in: Instant Classic just gave birth to his first child, appropriately named Post.

:lol This thread produces assexually.

[MoBb]

:lol This thread produces assexually.

:lol I keep on doing that (unintentionally). Same thing with every pet, whom I all refer to as males. I guess I'm sexist like that.


The number one chant at concerts this year? "INSTANT CLASSIC!".

[MoBb]

Instant Classic smokes 14.000 cigarettes a day. Cancer won't fuck with this Thread.

[winterscold]

this thread shits out pure gold and diamonds.

INSTANT CLASSIC!

[saintjohnsriver]

Grab your ticket and your suitcase
Hope is rolling down the net
You don't know where you're goin'
But you know you won't be back
Darlin' if you're weary
Lay your cares upon this thread
It'll take what we can carry
And we'll leave the rest

Traffic rolling through Servers
Where information streams
Meet me in the classic thread and dream

Instant will provide for you
And it'll stand by your side
You'll need a good companion for
This part of the ride
Leave behind your sorrows
Let this day be the last
Tomorrow there'll be sunshine
And all this darkness past

Traffic rolling through Servers
Where information streams
Meet me in the classic thread and dream

This thread
Carries saints and sinners
This thread
Carries losers and winners
This thread
Carries whores and gamblers
This thread
Carries lost souls
This thread
Dreams will not be thwarted
This thread
Faith will be rewarded
This thread
Hear the steel wheels singin'
This thread
Bells of freedom ringin'
This thread
Carries broken-hearted
This thread
Thieves and sweet souls departed
This thread
Carries fools and kings
This thread
Come post!

This thread
Dreams will not be thwarted
This thread
Faith will be rewarded
This thread
Hear the steel wheels singin'
This thread......

[winterscold]

Grab your ticket and your suitcase
Hope is rolling down the net
You don't know where you're goin'
But you know you won't be back
Darlin' if you're weary
Lay your cares upon this thread
It'll take what we can carry
And we'll leave the rest

Traffic rolling through Servers
Where information streams
Meet me in the classic thread and dream

Instant will provide for you
And it'll stand by your side
You'll need a good companion for
This part of the ride
Leave behind your sorrows
Let this day be the last
Tomorrow there'll be sunshine
And all this darkness past

Traffic rolling through Servers
Where information streams
Meet me in the classic thread and dream

This thread
Carries saints and sinners
This thread
Carries losers and winners
This thread
Carries whores and gamblers
This thread
Carries lost souls
This thread
Dreams will not be thwarted
This thread
Faith will be rewarded
This thread
Hear the steel wheels singin'
This thread
Bells of freedom ringin'
This thread
Carries broken-hearted
This thread
Thieves and sweet souls departed
This thread
Carries fools and kings
This thread
Come post!

This thread
Dreams will not be thwarted
This thread
Faith will be rewarded
This thread
Hear the steel wheels singin'
This thread......

tender and beautiful. and long. sig worthy?

[MoBb]

Grab your ticket and your suitcase
Hope is rolling down the net
You don't know where you're goin'
But you know you won't be back
Darlin' if you're weary
Lay your cares upon this thread
It'll take what we can carry
And we'll leave the rest

Traffic rolling through Servers
Where information streams
Meet me in the classic thread and dream

Instant will provide for you
And it'll stand by your side
You'll need a good companion for
This part of the ride
Leave behind your sorrows
Let this day be the last
Tomorrow there'll be sunshine
And all this darkness past

Traffic rolling through Servers
Where information streams
Meet me in the classic thread and dream

This thread
Carries saints and sinners
This thread
Carries losers and winners
This thread
Carries whores and gamblers
This thread
Carries lost souls
This thread
Dreams will not be thwarted
This thread
Faith will be rewarded
This thread
Hear the steel wheels singin'
This thread
Bells of freedom ringin'
This thread
Carries broken-hearted
This thread
Thieves and sweet souls departed
This thread
Carries fools and kings
This thread
Come post!

This thread
Dreams will not be thwarted
This thread
Faith will be rewarded
This thread
Hear the steel wheels singin'
This thread......

Some Instant Classic material, no doubt. :thumbsup

[TwoStep2888]

This thread does NOT belong on the 2nd page.

[TwoStep2888]

Grab your ticket and your suitcase
Hope is rolling down the net
You don't know where you're goin'
But you know you won't be back
Darlin' if you're weary
Lay your cares upon this thread
It'll take what we can carry
And we'll leave the rest

Traffic rolling through Servers
Where information streams
Meet me in the classic thread and dream

Instant will provide for you
And it'll stand by your side
You'll need a good companion for
This part of the ride
Leave behind your sorrows
Let this day be the last
Tomorrow there'll be sunshine
And all this darkness past

Traffic rolling through Servers
Where information streams
Meet me in the classic thread and dream

This thread
Carries saints and sinners
This thread
Carries losers and winners
This thread
Carries whores and gamblers
This thread
Carries lost souls
This thread
Dreams will not be thwarted
This thread
Faith will be rewarded
This thread
Hear the steel wheels singin'
This thread
Bells of freedom ringin'
This thread
Carries broken-hearted
This thread
Thieves and sweet souls departed
This thread
Carries fools and kings
This thread
Come post!

This thread
Dreams will not be thwarted
This thread
Faith will be rewarded
This thread
Hear the steel wheels singin'
This thread......

If Gary!'s Tacos, Nachos, and Burritos rhyme wasn't already the thread's anthem, this would be it.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread can play all of Freebird using only Boyd's mandolin.

[2steppinKJ]

Tonight's encore at the Bowl:

Instant Classic (tease)
So Much to Say >>
ASTB (w/ Instant Classic interpolation) >>
Too Much (Instant Classic scat outro)

Also, the band reportedly played AB Intro w/ Instant Classic wailing/shouting at the soundcheck.

[TwoStep2888]

Tonight's encore at the Bowl:

Instant Classic (tease)
So Much to Say >>
ASTB (w/ Instant Classic interpolation) >>
Too Much (Instant Classic scat outro)

Also, the band reportedly played AB Intro w/ Instant Classic wailing/shouting at the soundcheck.

That's nothing compared to the opener.

Instant Classic => *+
What You Are (Instant Classic Outro) *+ =>
Louisiana Bayou (Instant Classic Intro) *+ =>
Instant Classic Reprise *+

*Rashawn Roos
+Robert Randolph

[2steppinKJ]

That's nothing compared to the opener.

Instant Classic => *+
What You Are (Instant Classic Outro) *+ =>
Louisiana Bayou (Instant Classic Intro) *+ =>
Instant Classic Reprise *+

*Rashawn Roos
+Robert Randolph

Imagine if he jumped like one :lol

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Instant Classic was really the fist one to use the phone. It asked Watson to bring some pizza.

[saintjohnsriver]

fist? you still have time to edit ^

[[DMB]TheGurl]

damnit. FIRST.
Ants kept timing out on me.

[TwoStep2888]

Imagine if he jumped like one :lol

:lol That's a funny typo.

[2steppinKJ]

Researchers are yet to discover why approximately 1 in 3 Instant Classic users are accidentally creating humorous typos. A spokesman for Instant Classic, who is touring Uganda on a humanitarian mission, has said that IC denies any influence.

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']damnit. FIRST.
Ants kept timing out on me.i tried:shrug

[TwoStep2888]

Researchers are yet to discover why approximately 1 in 3 Instant Classic users are accidentally creating humorous typos. A spokesman for Instant Classic, who is touring Uganda on a humanitarian mission, has said that IC denies any influence.

:lol The Instant Classic Thread eventually affects our weak, mortal bodies.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

i tried:shrug
Get Jake to fix it :lol





























kidding ;)

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Get Jake to fix it :lol


kidding ;) you almost deserve your own twak for that one, dear

[[DMB]TheGurl]

you almost deserve your own twak for that one, dear
You say that like it would be a punishment :lol

[MoBb]

Instant Classic is crazy. Not in any mental sort of way, but in that cool, "hip", way.

[samson2908]

this thread knows where waldo is

[samson2908]

i pose this query to you Instant Classic, knowing i shant be let down.

is it a "Bro" or a "Manziere"?

[2steppinKJ]

This thread is rumoured to be able to impersonate Christopher Walken better than the man himself.

[thepostess]

This thread is the best thing in nDMBc...hands down.

[MoBb]

Just posting in Instant Classic brings smiles to starving kids all around the world.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread has again wrongfully fallen to the second page.

[TwoStep2888]

Just posting in Instant Classic brings smiles to starving kids all around the world.

...and sandwiches. Rashawn Ross Brand Ham Sammiches.

[MoBb]

My little brother said his first words today; "Instant Classic", loud and clear.

[TwoStep2888]

My little brother said his first words today; "Instant Classic", loud and clear.

That's great!

My baby sister posted her first ICThread post today.

This thread fucking pwns.

[TwoStep2888]

Jesus once fed 5,000 people bread and fish using only this thread.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread is the star of the hit FOX drama, 24. :twenty4

[thelindz]

I was choked when 24 won Best Drama... YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR!! :twak

[TwoStep2888]

I was choked when 24 won Best Drama... YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR!! :twak

I was rooting for House for best drama, and Arrested Development for best comedy.

[thelindz]

Grey's Anatomy is clearly better than House...

I'm glad the Office won though.

[TwoStep2888]

Grey's Anatomy is clearly better than House...

I'm glad the Office won though.

I've never watched Grey's Anatomy. Maybe I should.

I love the Office, too. I just love AD more.

[thelindz]

I've never watched Grey's Anatomy. Maybe I should.

I love the Office, too. I just love AD more.
Grey's Anatomy probably tops my list as the best drama series of all time.

But I'm also a Nursing student, so I'm partial to really well-written medical shows.

[TwoStep2888]

Grey's Anatomy probably tops my list as the best drama series of all time.

But I'm also a Nursing student, so I'm partial to really well-written medical shows.

My mom's an RN, and she really likes ER and Grey's Anatomy. She also watches House for laughs.

[thelindz]

My mom's an RN, and she really likes ER and Grey's Anatomy. She also watches House for laughs.
House for laughs... thats actually a good way of putting it. Its a pretty "out there" show... but I like it too.

I prefer Grey's over ER for plot/storylines... but I definately suggest checking out the new season. You might be kinda lost though. :lol

[MoBb]

Six Feet Under is The Godfather of TV shows, period. Well, Instant Classic is probably the best, but as we all know, that's a given.

[TwoStep2888]

House for laughs... thats actually a good way of putting it. Its a pretty "out there" show... but I like it too.

I prefer Grey's over ER for plot/storylines... but I definately suggest checking out the new season. You might be kinda lost though. :lol

House is pretty far-fetched, but I'm not a medical person, so I don't know any better.

I stopped watching ER after whatshisface diead of a brain tumor. I'll try Grey's, and see if I can catch up on what's going on.

[TwoStep2888]

Six Feet Under is The Godfather of TV shows, period. Well, Instant Classic is probably the best, but as we all know, that's a given.

What channel is that on? Showtime?

Instant Classic is on EWTN, because it comes straight from Heaven.

[thelindz]

House is pretty far-fetched, but I'm not a medical person, so I don't know any better.

I stopped watching ER after whatshisface diead of a brain tumor. I'll try Grey's, and see if I can catch up on what's going on.
Grey's Season 2 Two-part Finale was the best show I've ever watched.

I'm really excited for Season 3! So much could happen!! :eek

[TwoStep2888]

Grey's Season 2 Two-part Finale was the best show I've ever watched.

I'm really excited for Season 3! So much could happen!! :eek

You're making me excited about it, and i've never even watched it before! :eek

[thelindz]

You're making me excited about it, and i've never even watched it before! :eek
You just wait... Sept 21. :thumbsup

[TwoStep2888]

You just wait... Sept 21. :thumbsup

9/21!?!?! That's like a fucking month away!!!

I'm all into this now. I just the Grey's Wikipedia entry.

[MoBb]

What channel is that on? Showtime?

Instant Classic is on EWTN, because it comes straight from Heaven.

HBO, baby. H-B-O. You should check it out as fast as humanly possible. 5 seasons of pure gold. The creater of the show is Alan Ball (the writer of American Beauty), which is a pretty strong endorsement I would say.

[TwoStep2888]

HBO, baby. H-B-O. You should check it out as fast as humanly possible. 5 seasons of pure gold. The creater of the show is Alan Ball (the writer of American Beauty), which is a pretty strong endorsement I would say.

Hollywood Video has a bunch of it on DVD. I'll rent it.

[MoBb]

Hollywood Video has a bunch of it on DVD. I'll rent it.

You won't be dissapointed. I got them all on DVD, and I've probably watched through it more times than I care to admit. Definetly set a new standard for television shows in my (and many others) opinion.

And when it comes to the emmy's; fuck that show. It was on NBC, so every show in their line-up got an award? These people doing the voting is obviously not watching TV at all, which they showed pretty clearly giving Julia Louis Dreyfuss an award for her shitty series that was cancelled 14 seconds after it premiered.

God I hate award shows.

[Smoke/Mirrors]

i have ventured far and wide to find this thread. there have been tales told of this thread for centuries... and now the moment is here. :thumbsup

[TwoStep2888]

You won't be dissapointed. I got them all on DVD, and I've probably watched through it more times than I care to admit. Definetly set a new standard for television shows in my (and many others) opinion.

And when it comes to the emmy's; fuck that show. It was on NBC, so every show in their line-up got an award? These people doing the voting is obviously not watching TV at all, which they showed pretty clearly giving Julia Louis Dreyfuss an award for her shitty series that was cancelled 14 seconds after it premiered.

God I hate award shows.

Yeah, award shows usually suck. I am happy for Tony Shaloub, though. He deserved that Emmy. He's so perfect as Monk, even if the show has been kinda sucking lately.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread is last living survivor of the Titanic.

[TwoStep2888]

Siskel and Ebert give this thread two thumbs up. That's right. Even in death, Gene Siskel loves the ICThread.

[Smoke/Mirrors]

ghandi would give this thread head.

[TwoStep2888]

ghandi would give this thread head.

:lol:eek Omg, that's funny!

[TwoStep2888]

This thread is being wrongfully neglected, and left to fall to page 2. :lorraine

[thepostess]

20 Hail IC's

[TwoStep2888]

This thread is sponsored by:

The Abortion Thread
and
Rashawn Ross Brand Ham Sammiches

[[DMB]TheGurl]

ghandi would give this thread head.
This thread would give Ghandi the clothes off its back.

[thelindz]

9/21!?!?! That's like a fucking month away!!!

I'm all into this now. I just the Grey's Wikipedia entry.
Good boy. :thumbsup

[mike007]

Ghandi doesn't need clothes, he's dead, you idiots.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

This thread still loves you Mike.

[thepostess]

I need a hug from this thread.

[mike007]

Well close your eyes and I'll give you a great big hug from behind.

[MoBb]

2010 World Cup in soccer will be held in this thread.

[MoBb]

Instant Classic invented the wheel.

[MoBb]

If it wasn't for this Thread, there would be no colors. God bless you Instant Classic.

[TwoStep2888]

I heard that this thread attracts bears. The bears can smell the Instant Classic.

[TwoStep2888]

"There was a time, a time before the Political Science Sub-Forum. When the local Instant Classic Thread reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard in the IC. This was an age when only registered members were allowed to read the threads. And on antsmarching.org, one thread was more man then the rest. Its name was Instant Classic. It was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. It had posts that could make a wolverine purr and responses so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, the Instant Classic Thread was the balls."

Sorry. Just finished watching Anchorman, and all I could think of during the intro was Instant Classic.

[saintjohnsriver]

i am thinking

[saintjohnsriver]

that it is yet again

[saintjohnsriver]

my turn

[saintjohnsriver]

to snag

[saintjohnsriver]

another instant classic

[saintjohnsriver]

milestone---------------------------------------------------------->

elle, you are asleep but this milestone is for my new freind...

TheGurl']This thread still loves you Ryan.

[TwoStep2888]

I think the only milestone i have is 750. I'm sad now. So much time here, with so little to show for it...

[TwoStep2888]

This thread has just been hired to replace Batson at the Haunted Hollow.

[championmullo]

Good thread this, yes, good thread.

[Gary!]

Instant Classic knows what Bo could never have figured out.


... And IC plays THREE professional sports.

[MoBb]

Instant Classic inspired The Beatles to make music.

[MoBb]

If a storm comes, this Thread will be our shelter.

[MoBb]

IC was Ray LaMontagnes' singing teacher.

[penn darvis]

5000

[MoBb]

5000

If you are referring to this threads' IQ, you are certainly correct.

[Bartender84]

God may have created the universe, but the IC created God

[MoBb]

God may have created the universe, but the IC created God

*Straight from the Holy Bible - Unedited Edition*

[TwoStep2888]

*Straight from the Holy Bible - Unedited Edition*

:lol The Bible Director's Cut?

[TwoStep2888]

This thread has free HBO and Showtime, and an indoor pool!

[saintjohnsriver]

even though I've been betrayed, instant classic is still my freind:)

[devilandthelord]

Hey! You're not gone afterall.

I gave you some props in the thread that was locked about you.

[saintjohnsriver]

Jake called me. He said to take the negativity and wear it as a badge of courage.

edit: and not give my telephone number out to pyschos....

[devilandthelord]

Aha, he's right. And did he tell you to changer your av too?
Fresh start?

[saintjohnsriver]

Aha, he's right. And did he tell you to changer your av too?
Fresh start?just good karma, jerry would never hurt a fly and neither would I.

[devilandthelord]

just good karma, jerry would never hurt a fly and neither would I.

Truer words my friend.

[saintjohnsriver]

Truer words my friend.

others may find themselves elsewhere

[2steppinKJ]

just good karma

John Lennon was originally going to call Instant Karma Instant Classic, but IC came to him in a dream and threatened to eat Sean and Julian if he did.

[TwoStep2888]

John Lennon was originally going to call Instant Karma Instant Classic, but IC came to him in a dream and threatened to eat Sean and Julian if he did.

Yes, this thread threatens to eat people all the time.

[thepostess]

Eat me!!!

[giantsfan]

i ate a hot dog once

[TwoStep2888]

i ate a hot dog once

This thread invented the hot dog.

[thepostess]

Then ate itself.

Edit: with mustard and relish.

[TwoStep2888]

Then ate itself.

Edit: with mustard and relish.

:lol Instant Classic Brand Relish.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread let me live to see my 1400th post. Thank you, ICThread.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Instant Classic makes the worlds best Chilli, but refrains from entering contests in order to not embarass people.

[TwoStep2888]

TheGurl']Instant Classic makes the worlds best Chilli, but refrains from entering contests in order to not embarass people.

It is only served at the AntsMarching Bar & Grill, on the corner of Grey St. and the End Of The World.

[MoBb]

This thread will be the godfather to my children.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread will be the godfather to my children.

As well as the father, because this thread is 1000x the man any of us are.

[MoBb]

As well as the father, because this thread is 1000x the man any of us are.

So true. Even though I'm a Thread-kind-of-man (i.e man's man) I feel like a fragile, 7 year old little girl when in Its presence.

Good night Instant Classic. Same goes for all you worshippers in here too. :angel

[saintjohnsriver]

this thread will outlive the negativity on these boards

[seekupig]

this thread will outlive the negativity on these boards

:thumbsup

[TwoStep2888]

this thread will outlive the negativity on these boards

This thread counteracts all the negativity on the board so much, this is actually the most positive forum on the web.

[saintjohnsriver]

:thumbsupHey i am sorry i blew up at you that night. Been meaning to tell you that.

[seekupig]

Hey i am sorry i blew up at you that night. Been meaning to tell you that.

it's cool man, no worries. it happens to everyone at some point or another. don't let it bother you.... :)

[saintjohnsriver]

it's cool man, no worries. it happens to everyone at some point or another. don't let it bother you.... :)well it did and it was very much unlike me. I've been on some painkillers and they have been affecting my judgement. So I am very sorry.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread is a place to make peace with our painkiller problems.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Instant Classic will live on when the earth is dust.

[TwoStep2888]

TheGurl']Instant Classic will live on when the earth is dust.

This thread will decide when it's time for the earth to become dust.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Instant Classic holds 397,993,032 patents but never insists on royalties.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread will show its true anger if it falls to Page 2 again.

[TwoStep2888]

TheGurl']Instant Classic holds 397,993,032 patents but never insists on royalties.

Including all the letters, numbers, punctuation, and words in that post.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread is based on a book by L. Ron Hubbard.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread is the official thread of the Ants Badass Click.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

This thread is the official thread of the Ants Badass Click.
You mean clique?

[dmbgodagirl41]

I could go for some ruffles and onion dip right about now.

[TwoStep2888]

TheGurl']You mean clique?

:lol Yeah, I know. It's a joke from the What the HELL Thread.

[TwoStep2888]

Ray LaMontagne's new album, The Instant Classic Thread, is just awesome.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

I could go for some ruffles and onion dip right about now.
Or Hella Good Onion dip. mmm

[smudge1]

TheGurl']You mean clique?thats french. To hell with France.:monkey

[[DMB]TheGurl]

thats french. To hell with France.:monkey
To hell with the statue of liberty then ;)

[dmbgodagirl41]

TheGurl']Or Hella Good Onion dip. mmm
oh hells yes. I might have to make that my dinner.....
I made a pomtini for the first time last night, L, and I thought of you and Ikea :)

[smudge1]

TheGurl']To hell with the statue of liberty then ;)
and double cream brie.:lol

[Bartender84]

TheGurl']To hell with the statue of liberty then ;)
Well then, to hell with... umm.... hockey!!!

[TwoStep2888]

This thread gave the United States the Statue of Liberty, and double cream Brie. Sorry, France.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Well then, to hell with... umm.... hockey!!!
No thanks, we'll take basketball back though ;)

[TwoStep2888]

The Gospel Of Judas refers to Jesus as "Instant Classic."

[smudge1]

The Gospel Of Judas refers to Jesus as "Instant Classic."we better check with Mel Gibson on that.

[TwoStep2888]

we better check with Mel Gibson on that.

As I said several pages ago, Mel Gibson blames this thread for starting all the wars in the world. What does he know? This thread ended all the wars in the world.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread serves 6-8.

[TwoStep2888]

This thread...

[TwoStep2888]

Just got me to...

[TwoStep2888]

1500 posts. I am in a happy place.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Instant Classic celebrates along with you :)

[TwoStep2888]

This thread will wait for me while I go to English.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

The Instant Classic's fave TV show is MASH (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4946652#post4946652)

[smudge1]

TheGurl']The Instant Classic's fave TV show is MASH (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4946652#post4946652)say it isnt so.:lorraine

[redhairedgirl]

TheGurl']The Instant Classic's fave TV show is MASH (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4946652#post4946652)Dammit that Alan Alda :twenty4

[samson2908]

and here i was always under the impression IC was partial to Saved by the Bell. guess thats what i get for thinking :)

[samson2908]

this thread will will my brownies to a W tonight so my friend steve has to pay up another $10 on our lifetime bet.

[samson2908]

this thread taught me how to roll a J. it also showed me how much better hemp papers are than regular papers.

thanks IC!

[TwoStep2888]

This thread is badass.

[brilu]

TheGurl']The Instant Classic's fave TV show is MASH (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?p=4946652#post4946652)

this thread makes me say hi to elle ..hi sweety! :)

[[DMB]TheGurl]

The Instant Classic knows I love ma girl Bri. Hey toots ;)

[brilu]

TheGurl']The Instant Classic knows I love ma girl Bri. Hey toots ;)

how have you been? haven't talked to you in a while...

...thanks instant classic!

[[DMB]TheGurl]

I've been good for the most part. Very busy. How about you?

[smudge1]

Instant Classic should be in a drinkable form.

[brilu]

TheGurl']I've been good for the most part. Very busy. How about you?


same here..life has been pretty interesting lately, and ive been busy...but hey it keeps me on my toes at least!

[brydro]

This thread is badass.

Hey now.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Instant Classic had a soda and a commercial during the Superbowl but it fizzeled.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Nike is coming out with a line of Instant Classic cross trainers.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

same here..life has been pretty interesting lately, and ive been busy...but hey it keeps me on my toes at least!
Interesting = :hump I hope

[smudge1]

same here..life has been pretty interesting lately, and ive been busy...but hey it keeps me on my toes at least!clearwater? I live right up North of you.

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Interesting = :hump I hopeyou want 1000?

[brilu]

TheGurl']Interesting = :hump I hope

:lol that always makes life interesting!

... but somehow i could only think of you! ;)

[brilu]

clearwater? I live right up North of you.

yep...CW...where are you?

[[DMB]TheGurl]

you want 1000?
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I want

[saintjohnsriver]

my pal

[saintjohnsriver]

Queen elle

[saintjohnsriver]

to get

[saintjohnsriver]

the 1000

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Instant Classic thinks Pluto is still a planet.

[saintjohnsriver]

instant classic

[saintjohnsriver]

milestone

go for it

[[DMB]TheGurl]

The Instant Classic forgives all post whores.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

The Instant Classic is going to :twak you