This thread will be an Instant Classic.

[ryguy178]

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[trippingbilly12]

Positively Instant

[ryguy178]

You just made it so.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

Like 12.31.96

[saintjohnsriver]

Best thread of the year? Definately. Best thread ever on ants?

Yet to be determined...

[ryguy178]

TheGurl']Like 12.31.96
I am planning on releasing this for the next Live Trax.

[ryguy178]

I think they are showing this thread over on ESPNClassic right now.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

I am planning on releasing this for the next Live Trax.
:thumbsup
Oh rep where are you today?

[ryguy178]

Positively Instant
Is there an MP3 of the video in your signature?

[trippingbilly12]

Is there an MP3 of the video in your signature?

I don't even know. I was just searching around youtube and found. I'll check the archive and see if I can't get ya one though. You like the video I'm assuming?

[saintjohnsriver]

I just saw this thread on VH-1 classics

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']Like 12.31.96I don't have my copy of that show:(

damn ex,...

I remember listening to that show in 96 on the radio live while driving to a party in Northern Virginia

[ryguy178]

Checklist for an Instant Classic:


A 'M3ltdown' must occur
A member posting in said thread must become banned
Naked pictures of someones ex must be posted
Thread must officially be designated a "Chat Thread" *
I post in it
People start creating "Signature Tags" for the thread
A secret identity is revealed


more to come.


* This is under review.

[ryguy178]

I don't even know. I was just searching around youtube and found. I'll check the archive and see if I can't get ya one though. You like the video I'm assuming?
Actually, i liked the beginning. Then it got kind of bad.

[saintjohnsriver]

there ya go.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

I guess Anthony isn't posting the boobs now.

[saintjohnsriver]

TheGurl']I guess Anthony isn't posting the boobs now.sorry, I gotta be safe

[saintjohnsriver]

Checklist for an Instant Classic:

A secret identity is revealed
more to come.


* This is under review.

another criteria met. :bounce the user know as saintjohnsriver changed from the user legis in 2004. He was mostly a lurker...

[trippingbilly12]

Actually, i liked the beginning. Then it got kind of bad.

Yeah then end gets kinda chaotic....

And who will volunteer to offer some naked pics?

[stlang3l]

I think they are showing this thread over on ESPNClassic right now.
:lol

[racinfan]

I will not support this self serving thread by posting here. Wait a minute.....

[saintjohnsriver]

I will not support this self serving thread by posting here. Wait a minute.....now you can't delete this post. ever!!!

[DMB_Joy Ride]

This is so damn classsssssic

[racinfan]

now you can't delete this post. ever!!!

6 years old.....


:haha:haha:haha

[DMB_Joy Ride]

These beats are so damn fresh

[racinfan]

This thread is worthless without.....




























Aw, fuck it.....

[saintjohnsriver]

Am I cheating on Ants when I post at ufck? Or is my relationship with ants an open one?

[racinfan]

Your relationship is only as open as your legs, er, I mean mind.....

[AlpineValley804]

These beats are so damn fresh

You deserve major reps for just saying that...if you're referring to those dubbed G.I. Joe clips.

Now who wants a body massage?

[AlpineValley804]

Checklist for an Instant Classic:

A 'M3ltdown' must occur
A member posting in said thread must become banned
Naked pictures of someones ex must be posted
Thread must officially be designated a "Chat Thread" *
I post in it
People start creating "Signature Tags" for the thread
A secret identity is revealed
more to come.


* This is under review.

It must praise Rael.

[saintjohnsriver]

Dude, this thread reminds me of Angel From Montgomery, but I can't remeber right now who posted in it...

[DMB_Joy Ride]

You deserve major reps for just saying that...if you're referring to those dubbed G.I. Joe clips.

Now who wants a body massage?

Of course I am,


"Are you buzz lightyear? I love your movies"

[racinfan]

It must praise Rael.

And at least one.....




PIIHB







First time I ever posted that much loved acronym.....

[racinfan]

33 views, 32 posts. Who's the lazy son of a bitch?????

[AlpineValley804]

Of course I am,


"Are you buzz lightyear? I love your movies"

Property owner: What the fuck are you kids doing on my fucking property?! I'm talking to you!
Kids: Okay, can we just give him the stick!
Property owner: Yeah give him the stick. (They hand their fallen friend on the ice the stick) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!
Kid: You know my dad?
Property owner: (Sings) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[Ascf33]

:lol

[mikedevoss6]

Instantly classic!

[ryguy178]

This will be my legacy.

[ryguy178]

Tenacious D are already writing a song about this thread.

[ryguy178]

Chuck Norris doesn't post in this thread, this thread read's Chuck Norris's mind.

[AlpineValley804]

George Bush does care about this thread.

[saintjohnsriver]

posting in this thread has been proven to reduce global warming...

[ryguy178]

and lessens the risk of cancer.

[saintjohnsriver]

Hey boys and girls Mandy Moore (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=154811) is lonesome tonight and will be trolling this thread looking for some action...:hump

[cityondown5]

:lol

Love it.

[Soap Dispenser]

Checklist for an Instant Classic:


A secret identity is revealed




I guess this is as good a time as any to tell you guys... I am actually Stefan Lessard. And I hate you all.

[DMB0715]

After reading every post in this thread, only one word comes to mind.

Epic.

[ryguy178]

The Roman Legions are afraid of this thread.

[saintjohnsriver]

Hey right after I posted in this thread I found a twenty dollar bill!

[ryguy178]

Anyone else who posts will also find twenty dollars.

[saintjohnsriver]

Right after Ryan started this thread Ipodgirl knocked on my door and gave me back the Ipod...

[[DMB]TheGurl]

This thread will align your chi.

[saintjohnsriver]

Jerry Garcia just channelled me and he wants you to post in this thread.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

After I posted about the chi I checked my mail and found out that I might already be a winner of 10 million dollars!!

EDIT: If I win I'll give everyone who posts in this thread $100. If I don't you just get the privilege of posting along with me :lol

[saintjohnsriver]

after I posted in this thread my fortune cookie told me that hot redheads from Canada dig Florida Lawyers

[2steppinKJ]

For every post you make, a starving child will be saved from hunger and poverty...













Or a cat gets run over while its shocked owner looks on...yet to be determined which.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

after I posted in this thread my fortune cookie told me that hot redheads from Canada dig Florida Lawyers
I'll keep my eyes open for a single female that fits that bill :lol

[[DMB]TheGurl]

For every post you make, a starving child will be saved from hunger and poverty...




Or a cat gets run over while its shocked owner looks on...yet to be determined which.
:twak

[firedwarftj]

This thread certainly has the chance to be epic ...

[2steppinKJ]

TheGurl']:twak

I thought that might be a potential PR disaster...:lol We'll take humanitarian triumph then.

[[DMB]TheGurl]

I thought that might be a potential PR disaster...:lol We'll take humanitarian triumph then.
Good choice. Its much better for your Karma too. :D

[thepostess]

Now I can say I was here when............but this thread is useless without pictures.

[soldat51]

this thread could be locked and it would live on.

[ryguy178]

Its not everyday a thread like this is created. Rejoice in today's uniqueness.

[TempHelpNeeded]

I feel honored to be in here. :)

[[DMB]TheGurl]

I feel honored to be in here. :)
All hail captor of 80k
:bowsinsubmission

[thepostess]

As you should Greg.

[TempHelpNeeded]

TheGurl']All hail captor of 80k
:bowsinsubmission



Oooo...thank you. I like all the benefits of that milestone. :D :hump

[TempHelpNeeded]

I'm mostly honored because of the sexy wenches in here.

*cough*Elle and Bev*cough*

[thepostess]

*blush*

[saintjohnsriver]

Misplaced your car keys? you will find them in this thread.

[saintjohnsriver]

After I posted in this thread I talked to a hawt girl on the tele. Yes you know who you are...

Coincidence? I think not...

[TempHelpNeeded]

...Thanks Anthony...


:blushesthenflauntsmoneymaker

[snapmcd]

Checklist for an Instant Classic:

People start creating "Signature Tags" for the thread

Hmm...

~IC~

too boring, not cryptic enough

someone more creative than myself needs to take this one on.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Hmm...

~IC~

too boring, not cryptic enough

someone more creative than myself needs to take this one on.



farts are delicious. :thumbsup

[ryguy178]

Hmm...

~IC~

too boring, not cryptic enough

someone more creative than myself needs to take this one on.
<O>

?

[Soap Dispenser]

I just showed this thread to my friend and he was miraculously cured of cancer.

[snapmcd]

<O>

?

Not bad, since its original meaning is now gone.:(

[Dr. Strangelove]

Guys, how do I convert this thread so I can play it? I did a search...

HELP!

[racinfan]

I lost my right arm in a strange microwave oven accident when I was 10 years old but after reading this thread it suddenly regrew! It is so much easier typing with two hands. No more of that hunt and peck shit.....

[mike007]

I lost my virginity to an old fat black man who ran the local gas station in our area. Aw fond memories.

[racinfan]

I lost my virginity to an old fat black man who ran the local gas station in our area. Aw fond memories.

Look bitch, don't start with that "I lost my virginity to an old fat black man" shit unless you are willing to back up the story with many sordid details. You're not the only one in that boat you know and we can only get better if we share the truth. Now divy up the point of penetration pain and let us feel it.....

[mike007]

I normally don't like reliving it, because I bled for many days afterward. But, the more I thought about it, the more I would visit the old fat black man which we will call Clarence (not his real name, because I'm married to him now and I don't want to offend his family) Ah Clarence, you brought hope and justice to a world gone wrong for a virgin thirteen old. I'm just I can talk about this openly now and not worry that Clarence will get arrested.

[mike007]

I don't appreciate being called a bitch, my stint in prison didn't last that long.

[racinfan]

Thank you for sharing Mike. I for one have a woody. Bless you my brother.....

[mike007]

Glad, I could help keeping up the cause. Clarence says hi. BTW, would you lilke a little shot on the side. Been looking a little action. Clarence says he'll run the camera.

[ryguy178]

Guys, how do I convert this thread so I can play it? I did a search...

HELP!
Simply by opening this thread you should gain the knowledge.

[racinfan]

By the way, does *ahem* Clarence hace one of those funky ass moles above his eye like Arron Neville? I hope not because I'm dating him but he goes by the name Clarise.....

[racinfan]

Glad, I could help keeping up the cause. Clarence says hi. BTW, would you lilke a little shot on the side. Been looking a little action. Clarence says he'll run the camera.

Dude, I am so bent over and waiting right now.....

[AlpineValley804]

Anyone else who posts will also find twenty dollars.

I got 31 dollars from last night's tip share. Looks like I'm going to have to do some better scoping to find 20 bucks I didn't earn.

[AlpineValley804]

College people who visit this thread will forget to punch out at their job when they leave for school for 3 months...and make thousands of dollars in the process.

[racinfan]

If Joe Gibbs read this thread the Redskins would win the Superbowl.....

[Carbon Copy]

bag this classic

[kydmb99]

After reading this thread, Tubby Smith will realize he is not the right coach for Kentucky Basketball and Rick Pitino will come back to his righteous throne at the most prestigious position in college sports... :monkey

[saintjohnsriver]

Let the bannings begin!

[thelindz]

Can I be classic in here?

[ryguy178]

Dave Matthews played Machead after reading this thread.

Only by posting in it will you get the recording.

[kristinmartin]

I have a feeling this is where I need to be.

[ryguy178]

This thread is where everyone needs to be.

[thelindz]

But its so boring... :lorraine

[kristinmartin]

Well, what do we have to do to bring the life back into a thread that needs to be an instant classic? I mean, it's in the title.

[TempHelpNeeded]

I brought genocide in here...AND IT STOPPED!!!

[ryguy178]

But its so boring... :lorraine
This thread is so great that it is completely immune to any UNDESERVED negativity thrown its way.

[thelindz]

This thread is so great that it is completely immune to any UNDESERVED negativity thrown its way.
Are you as dreamy in real life as I think you are?

:confused

[ryguy178]

Are you as dreamy in real life as I think you are?

:confused
Many say, yes.

[thelindz]

Many say, yes.
Incredible. ;)

[AlpineValley804]

Continuiing to make this thread a classic...

http://sonicgivesadviceonrape.ytmnsfw.com/

NSFW and bound to offend some. Despite that, it's absolutely hilarious.

[TempHelpNeeded]

He's no mere mortal...he's a God!!!

[ryguy178]

Incredible. ;)
This thread only makes me more incredible.

[snapmcd]

Many say, yes.

Yes, Ryan. All the ladies have a silly internet crush on you.

[2steppinKJ]

TheGurl']Good choice. Its much better for your Karma too. :D

And for my relationship with my g/f too...I'd forgotten that she would have been truly distraught had she read my comment, since she has 4 cats in her home. My appendage may have been on borrowed time.

Has anyone else mentioned that this thread should immediately be stickied to befit its classic nature?

[ryguy178]

Yes, Ryan. All the ladies have a silly internet crush on you.

Really? I thought it was just the size of my postcount.

I miss our Alias crew.

[ryguy178]

And for my relationship with my g/f too...I'd forgotten that she would have been truly distraught had she read my comment, since she has 4 cats in her home. My appendage may have been on borrowed time.

Has anyone else mentioned that this thread should immediately be stickied to befit its classic nature?
Nice. We have to add "Gets Stuck" to the list.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Is this where the "incredible" ending is going to occur?

[ryguy178]

Is this where the "incredible" ending is going to occur?
That would cause this thread to be of so much importance that it would actually suck all of the other threads into itself in much the same way the expanding sun will devour our solar system.

[racinfan]

But its so boring... :lorraine

Right now I am polishing my pole to this thread. That, my lovely, is NOT boring. Video will be up soon.....

[racinfan]

Chuck Norris had none of his super powers before he read this thread.....

[TempHelpNeeded]

That would cause this thread to be of so much importance that it would actually suck all of the other threads into itself in much the same way the expanding sun will devour our solar system.



Ahhh, the ole' "Black H-Thread?"




The end of days has arrived.

[ryguy178]

Ahhh, the ole' "Black H-Thread?"




The end of days has arrived.
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2991866&postcount=3

[racinfan]

20,000 is fast aproaching for you my friend. If I had 20,000 $1 bills I would have like....ummmm... lemmee see....ummmm..... about a hundred bucks or more.....

[brilu]

:lol

this thread is hilarious and im not nearly witty enough to give it it's classic dues...

[saintjohnsriver]

I just posted in this thread and then some really hot chick sent me a PM...

[ryguy178]

There is one person I would like to post in this thread who has not done so yet. It truly is not classic until he does.

[TempHelpNeeded]

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2991866&postcount=3



My mind is blown...


[cues "Granny"]

[TempHelpNeeded]

Erich?

[devilandthelord]

Sigur Ross sucks!

[ryguy178]

Sigur Ross sucks!
Who is he?

[racinfan]

:lol

this thread is hilarious and im not nearly witty enough to give it it's classic dues...

If your avitar is you then you should never leave the house. Just stare down at your clevage and thank the gods..... :D

[Talula62]

Not bad, since its original meaning is now gone.:(
:lorraine But that fancy box full of DVDs will give it eternal life? Maybe? Anyone? :lol

[racinfan]

This thread is an instant classic because brilu has visited. **drool**

[ryguy178]

:lorraine But that fancy box full of DVDs will give it eternal life? Maybe? Anyone? :lol
I kind of want to buy all 5 seasons.

[racinfan]

Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic?

He was always afraid he was following someone.....

[Talula62]

Really? I thought it was just the size of my postcount.

I miss our Alias crew.
It's okay, I'm here now.

[ryguy178]

It's okay, I'm here now.
This thread brings friends together.

I actually never saw the last sesason.

[Soap Dispenser]

This thread convinced Roi to stay with DMB.

[ryguy178]

This thread made Rashawn Ross lose 100 lbs.

[Talula62]

I actually never saw the last sesason.
:ggoat

[saintjohnsriver]

if dave posts here he will get his voice back

[ryguy178]

:ggoat
I haven't even heard a single thing about how it ended...so it isn't ruined for me. The last memory I have is her jumping off of a cliff pregnant.

[Talula62]

Posting in this thread makes Alias good again.

[ryguy178]

Posting in this thread provides unlimited supply of biscuits.

[saintjohnsriver]

My mind is blown...


[cues "Granny"]I'll tell ye sonny, in the olden days of antsmarching, that's how threads were done.

this thread is a revival of that ole' tradition

[brilu]

If your avitar is you then you should never leave the house. Just stare down at your clevage and thank the gods..... :D

that is me...and thank you! ...i did just that today! ...maybe it was the thread that made me do it ;)

[ryguy178]

There needs to be....

[steffie224]

I have a picture to post in your thread here Ry

[TempHelpNeeded]

pictures? useless? without?

[ryguy178]

I have a picture to post in your thread here Ry
Treasure Troll??

[Talula62]

So that's why my breasts appear perfect today.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Bewbies??

[TempHelpNeeded]

DOUBLE BEWBIES?!?!?


:hidesbehindcouch

[steffie224]

here it is

[racinfan]

that is me...and thank you! ...i did just that today! ...maybe it was the thread that made me do it ;)

No, thank you! I will sleep well tonight having looked down the grand canyon.....

[TempHelpNeeded]

here it is



:lol


Wow, that would have been scary if I had not used my noggin.

[racinfan]

here it is

I almost wet myself before I turned my head 90 degrees to the right. Thanks for screwing up my wet dreams Steph.....

[saintjohnsriver]

this thread is being used to bring peace to the middle east

[ryguy178]

So that's why my breasts appear perfect today.
:lol :lol :lol

Man this thread is macked outta my nutz!

[ryguy178]

here it is
oh my.

This thread is so powerful it makes that SFW.

[steffie224]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[saintjohnsriver]

this thread gave me the day off tomorrow

[TempHelpNeeded]

damn vagina lips!

[Haiku Jimi]

here it is

So cruel...

[racinfan]

damn vagina lips!

Shit dude, I was licking mine!!!!! I have to go puke now.....

[Talula62]

Man this thread is macked outta my nutz!
:lol Billgina is macked outta my nutz!

[TempHelpNeeded]

I touched my own vagina once.

[steffie224]

I think I'm funny. :lol :lol

[TempHelpNeeded]

You are funny. :hug

[racinfan]

I touched my own vagina once.

So tell us about it and don't hold back about the probing parts. We all want to know. The only way to learn is to share.....

[TempHelpNeeded]

Felt funny...kinda like Icy Hot. Then my dog walked in and stared at me. So I decide to prod it with a hockey stick. Felt weird...felt violated...but the thing is...I was doing it...is that wrong?

[racinfan]

Felt funny...kinda like Icy Hot. Then my dog walked in and stared at me. So I decide to prod it with a hockey stick. Felt weird...felt violated...but the thing is...I was doing it...is that wrong?

So how did the dog feel about being prodded with a hockey stick? This is getting juicy.....

[ryguy178]

This thread is so amazing it made John Carr guilty.

[racinfan]

I mean, I understand. There are some pretty "hot dogs" out there.....











Holy shit, that was funny. Right Steph?

[saintjohnsriver]

I am talking to a gurl with the most amazing voice right now, all because Ryan started this thread. So thank you Ryan...

[TempHelpNeeded]

This thread is so amazing it made John Galt give it the ol' second chance.

[brilu]

No, thank you! I will sleep well tonight having looked down the grand canyon.....


glad i could help...this thread is making you sleep better at night!

...greg...you have a vagina...im a little worried...:shrug :lol

[TempHelpNeeded]

vagina...i meant mangina...errr...i meant penis. ya know. the dick thing. :o

[racinfan]

glad i could help...this thread is making you sleep better at night!

...greg...you have a vagina...im a little worried...:shrug :lol

That's the whole problem, I can't sleep with my hand jammed in my shorts. Thanks for the sleepless night. It is going to be so worth it.....

[racinfan]

greg...you have a vagina...im a little worried...:shrug :lol

Greg defies discription and that scares the shit out of me.....

[brilu]

vagina...i meant mangina...errr...i meant penis. ya know. the dick thing. :o

phew! i was starting to wonder...


That's the whole problem, I can't sleep with my hand jammed in my shorts. Thanks for the sleepless night. It is going to be so worth it.....

sorry!! i was just trying to help! :o :p

[TempHelpNeeded]

Greg defies discription and that scares the shit out of me.....



green, vagina, pirate, mouse, peg leg, astroglide...my weekly groceries or a mystery?

[racinfan]

sorry!! i was just trying to help! :o :p

Oh, you've helped in more ways then you know.....:D

[brilu]

I am talking to a gurl with the most amazing voice right now, all because Ryan started this thread. So thank you Ryan...

and what does that sound like??

[TempHelpNeeded]

Like this...


"Hey guysssss"

[saintjohnsriver]

and what does that sound like??i don't kiss and tell but the way she constructs words is simply sublime...

think I need to take her shopping...

[brilu]

Oh, you've helped in more ways then you know.....:D

you are welcome... :bowing down so you can see a little further: ...:evil

[brilu]

i don't kiss and tell but the way she constructs words is simply sublime...

think I need to take her shopping...



:jumping up and down with a big smile...like a kid on christmas:...

I like shopping!! :multi

[racinfan]

See, this is bullshit. I HAVE to go to bed now and this thread is going to be at page 20 by the time I wake up and check in. Life is not fair. I'm just glad I don't live in Dafur. Goodnight and I love you all. If you're a chick I mean it and if you're a guy I mean it in a non fag way.....

[brilu]

Like this...


"Hey guysssss"

now that's hot!!

[TempHelpNeeded]

Night man...in a fag way...:lol

[ryguy178]

I'm just glad I don't live in Dafur.

Oh man.

[TempHelpNeeded]

now that's hot!!



:sizzle

:hump

[brilu]

:sizzle

:hump


:slipping off my couch...

:hump

[saintjohnsriver]

if you post in this thread, there is no need to stay at holiday inn express

[ryguy178]

anthony, i'm moved.

[racinfan]

We are going to make Bri a post whore. Night all. And fuck you Greg because you have me questioning my sexuality. If it weren't for Bri and the hoots I might flip.....

[TempHelpNeeded]

:following on the way down...;)

[TempHelpNeeded]

Rock with your cock out!

[brilu]

We are going to make Bri a post whore. Night all. And fuck you Greg because you have me questioning my sexuality. If it weren't for Bri and the hoots I might flip.....

you are!! i never thought i would be, but i becoming just as addicted as you guys!

plus you are all funny as hell!

:)

[brilu]

:following on the way down...;)

ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

[TempHelpNeeded]

meow. :hump

[racinfan]

you are!! i never thought i would be, but i becoming just as addicted as you guys!

plus you are all funny as hell!

:)

Shit, you should see me and Greg fight over who gets to drive the train for the night. I was the caboose for two weeks straight until I found out that son of a bitch had a two headed nickel. I never, EVER call heads. He cooked dinner as an apology. It was lamb chops if I remember right.....

[TempHelpNeeded]

Shit you should see me and Greg fight over who gets to drive the train for the night. I was the caboose for two weeks straight until I found out that son of a bitch had a two headed nickel. I never, EVER call tails. He cooked dinner as an apology. It was lamb chops if I remember right.....



...with Apple Sauce. Just the way you like em! :hug

[racinfan]

...with Apple Sauce. Just the way you like em! :hug

With a touch of cimmamon. The garlic bread was do die for you sexy bastard.....

[brilu]

Shit, you should see me and Greg fight over who gets to drive the train for the night. I was the caboose for two weeks straight until I found out that son of a bitch had a two headed nickel. I never, EVER call heads. He cooked dinner as an apology. It was lamb chops if I remember right.....

bad greg!!! not nice fooling the poor boy!

...but you can cook???!!!! me likey!

[TempHelpNeeded]

I put my love into it. Like I put it into you. :o :hump











:lol


EDIT-And yes I can cook, in truth.

[racinfan]

I put my love into it. Like I put it into you. :o :hump











:lol


EDIT-And yes I can cook, in truth.




OK, I can't laugh anymore tonight. Like I put it into you. Oh, shit, that is so funny. Night all and I mean it this time. If I post here again tonight it's not me. It's an imposter because I'm asleep in Bri's boobs.....

[saintjohnsriver]

threads like this one don't need raunchy talk, because if you post in here, you will see some action...

[brilu]

I put my love into it. Like I put it into you. :o :hump











:lol


EDIT-And yes I can cook, in truth.

well get ur ass up off my floor and cook something me then! ;) :p

...no lamb chops please

[TempHelpNeeded]

i actioned all over my new jeans. DANG!


night lover. :lol

[ryguy178]

it was a good run.

[brilu]

i actioned all over my new jeans. DANG!


night lover. :lol



:lol :lol

nighty night!!

[TempHelpNeeded]

well get ur ass up off my floor and cook something me then! ;) :p

...no lamb chops please



Whatever you'd like. :D


What type of food you want? Spicy or bland? Or do you want Italian, Mexican, American, Chinese, etc?

[brilu]

Whatever you'd like. :D


What type of food you want? Spicy or bland? Or do you want Italian, Mexican, American, Chinese, etc?

i like it spicy! :hump


...suprise me! ;)

[saintjohnsriver]

this thread survives all hijacks

[TempHelpNeeded]

ooooo...hmmmmm



i feel like vegetables...red and green peppers. maybe some onion. saute them in a light wine sauce. cook some chicken as well in a cayene pepper sauce. top with the veggies and vuah lah!

[TempHelpNeeded]

this thread hijacked me.

[racinfan]

Just so you all know, I fell asleep 10 minutes ago. Ahhh, sweet boosom.....

[ryguy178]

this thread is beyond the scope of a chat thread.

[brilu]

ooooo...hmmmmm



i feel like vegetables...red and green peppers. maybe some onion. saute them in a light wine sauce. cook some chicken as well in a cayene pepper sauce. top with the veggies and vuah lah!

mmmmm....now im going to bed dreaming of you...errr your food!

[brilu]

Just so you all know, I fell asleep 10 minutes ago. Ahhh, sweet boosom.....

you were supposed to be asleep an hour ago young man!!

[TempHelpNeeded]

sweet dreams bri.


breakfest will be ready in the morning...we'll need it after the energy used tonight. ;) :hump

[racinfan]

you were supposed to be asleep an hour ago young man!!

I am. Dreaming of you...... Get the fuck out of my head Greg! This is my dream.....

[TempHelpNeeded]

[does belly dance]



you like? NO TOUCH!

[racinfan]

eight pages in 12 hours. Not bad. Good job Ryan.....

[ryguy178]

eight pages in 12 hours. Not bad. Good job Ryan.....

:rolleyes

[saintjohnsriver]

this thread owns all chat threads

[rebubula07]

i think i just wasted 9 minutes and 34 secondsof my life.

[saintjohnsriver]

i think i just wasted 9 minutes and 34 secondsof my life.this thread will help you despite yourself

[racinfan]

i think i just wasted 9 minutes and 34 secondsof my life.

So what else were you going to do with them?

[brilu]

sweet dreams bri.


breakfest will be ready in the morning...we'll need it after the energy used tonight. ;) :hump

i'll be needing to get my strength back...

no need to fight boys, there is enough of me to go around! ;)

[rebubula07]

I could have been servicing myself.

[racinfan]

i'll be needing to get my strength back...

no need to fight boys, there is enough of me to go around! ;)

I get the right one. Its bigger.....

[brilu]

[does belly dance]



you like? NO TOUCH!

:lol :lol :lol :lol

good night boys! ;)

[saintjohnsriver]

I could have been servicing myself.you may get laid this week because you posted in this thread....:rolleyes

[TempHelpNeeded]

this is not waste...make haste.

[brilu]

I get the right one. Its bigger.....


actually its the left! ;)

[racinfan]

I could have been servicing myself.

Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. And if a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate.....

[rebubula07]

you will get laid this week because you posted in this thread....

perhaps...I am going to vegas on wed.

[TempHelpNeeded]

night ladies and gents! :D

[racinfan]

actually its the left! ;)

I always did lean to the left. I'm a liberal. I call dibs.....

[Erich]

actually its the left! ;)

And who might you be?

[brilu]

And who might you be?

im a newbie...if you know angela, she is my best friend, and she introduced me to all you fine people! :)

[[DMB]TheGurl]

im a newbie...if you know angela, she is my best friend, and she introduced me to all you fine people! :)
aka another cutie ;)

[saintjohnsriver]

this thread will help me get through the day wo sleep...

[brilu]

TheGurl']aka another cutie ;)

awww thanks elle!! :bounce

too bad ur all the way up in Canada! ;)

[cityondown5]

Wow, this is becoming a classic.

[siouxsiesue]

An Instant Classic, apparently.

[2steppinKJ]

Posting in this thread provides unlimited supply of biscuits.

To the ignorant and uninitiated, this is the pyramid scheme of all threads. :evil

[TempHelpNeeded]

This thread helped me with my boner. :thumbsup

[mike007]

Dude, I am so bent over and waiting right now.....

Sorry to keep you waiting I fell asleep in Clarence's hairy arms.

[thepostess]

Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. And if a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate.....Classic ;)