Last Person to post here wins...

[AFurth]

I'm winning.
(and mod's don't count)

[Lcsulla]

(and mod's don't count)

dammit!

[marjorybarnes]

Im the winner bitches! Remeber, I am a future UFCer

[wnderwoman]

dammit!

:lol

[stlang3l]

I'm in!

[Tomriddle]

Bag it

[cityondown5]

I don't get it.

[nkc8246]

Last

[Ascf33]

I don't get it.

Funny enough... me either.

[marjorybarnes]

chitty chitty bang bang

I have always wanted to post that

[stlang3l]

What do we win?

[zetto]

what do I win exactly?

[jennlayton]

chitty chitty bang bang

I have always wanted to post that

my sis went thru some problems and took a few too many sleeping pills + a few bottles of wine and when she was in the hospital getting through her ordeal, all she could respond with was :chitty chitty bang bang". :ugh

edit; LAST!

[snow1868]

Another beer! Alright, I'm going for the high score!

[Nick@Night]

Rimming!

[daraidaaa]

^^^Who cares? what we win that is

[TwoStep2888]

Bag it

Tag it

[jennlayton]

Tag it

sell it to the butcher at the store :D

[Play_Like_Fonz]

so a jew and a priest walk into an airport...

[kjzz12]

I am the victor.... for 1 and a half minutes.

[Nick@Night]

A baby seal walks in to a club.......

[Haiku Jimi]

oh no no no...I remember what happened last time I tried winning one of these things.

[meredithpaull]

what game are you playing?

I WIN!

[jennlayton]

A baby seal walks in to a club.......

ouch! :eek

[Nick@Night]

Who ever finishes last eats the cracker

[Nick@Night]

what game are you playing?

I WIN! Strip poker

[jennlayton]

whoever finishes last has to sleep in the wet spot.

[Haiku Jimi]

Well right about that time, people,
A fur trapper
Who was strictly from commercial
(Strictly Commershil)
Had the unmedicated audacity to jump up from behind my igyaloo
(Peek-a-Boo Woo-ooo-ooo)
And he started in to whippin' on my fav'rite baby seal
With a lead-filled snow shoe . . .
I said:
With a lead
LEAD
Filled
LEAD-FILLED
A lead-filled snow shoe
SNOW SHOE
He said Peak-a-boo
PEEK-A-BOO
With a lead
LEAD
Filled
LEAD-FILLED
With a lead-filled snow shoe
SNOW SHOE
He said Peak-a-boo.
PEEK-A-BOO
He went right up side the head of my favourite baby seal
He went WHAP!
With a lead-filled snow shoe

[cityondown5]

Funny enough... me either.

That goes without saying.

[stlang3l]

whoever finishes last has to sleep in the wet spot.

:lol

[daraidaaa]

I always finish last :lorraine

[stlang3l]

But it will be a good thing in this situation.

[liegraves]

when does the contest end?

[Tomriddle]

when does the contest end?

...duh

[marlin1805]

I win

[dmbigeyedphish]

Penis.

[liegraves]

...duh

:lol no really. when the mods lock it. it wont happen. Dave is gay.

[baloneybandit21]

the bandit takes the lead

[Lcsulla]

If anyone wants to split the prize with me let me know and I'll lock it when you post! :lol

[liegraves]

If anyone wants to split the prize with me let me know and I'll lock it when you post! :lol
ok you get half of nothing but i get to pick the better half

[Ascf33]

In before the lock?

[daraidaaa]

If anyone wants to split the prize with me let me know and I'll lock it when you post! :lol

Jamie...do it now!

[liegraves]

....

[TempHelpNeeded]

i win?

[baloneybandit21]

not ne more

[swordo84]

I do!

[TempHelpNeeded]

darnz i always lose at this game, but win for now.

[SmoothD41]

ehhhh?

[liegraves]

piihb?

[AlpineValley804]

Definitely.

[TempHelpNeeded]

dude this is where the last person to post here wins...

[liegraves]

dude this is where the last person to post here wins...
my thoughts exactly this thread sux lock this mother fucker
fuck
fucj
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fk
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kvwsejviwejgimwegm'we
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[championmullo]

hello

[liegraves]

^^^winner^^^ ooops

[trippinchad]

:haha

[Tomriddle]

SUCK IT CHAD! And you thought you had it made

[AlpineValley804]

I declare myself winner

[trippinchad]

ahhhh

[liegraves]

I am BATMAN and this thread is locked

[stlang3l]

I also declare myself the winner!

[liegraves]

how u do that

[AlpineValley804]

Damn it, people, I'm the winner.

[Tiduwho]

Hey, I invented this on THREE other boards over a year ago.


Don't steal my material!


...And by the way I win!

[SmoothD41]

ballgame

[Play_Like_Fonz]

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such threads as "Should I Put It In Her Butt?" and "OMG!!1 Everyday ROX MY SOX!!111"

[liegraves]

deal or no deal// oops i thought this was what are watching thread

[AlpineValley804]

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such threads as "Should I Put It In Her Butt?" and "OMG!!1 Everyday ROX MY SOX!!111"

Nice. :thumbsup

[DMBfan41]

I win, fuck alll of you.

Lock it up now! I said a curse!

[championmullo]

hello again

[AlpineValley804]

It's been too long.

[twk13]

did i win

[Ascf33]

too long

[twk13]

i won?

[Ascf33]

did i win

you screwed it up!

[twk13]

huh?

[Ascf33]

I dunno. I just want to win.

[AlpineValley804]

You won't win, T.J., I assure you of that.

[Ascf33]

You won't win, T.J., I assure you of that.

I dunno. I post in my sleep...

[devilandthelord]

Ok, what do I win?

[AlpineValley804]

:lol How do you go about doing that?

[AlpineValley804]

Ok, what do I win?

Not a thing.

[Ascf33]

:lol How do you go about doing that?

No idea... thats my excuse for having 11,000 posts on a message board.

[devilandthelord]

Well dammit I'm out then!
Somebody post after me so I don't win!

[AlpineValley804]

Done.

[Hcdevildmb]

I can't believe I just won...and its not butter!

[AlpineValley804]

No idea... thats my excuse for having 11,000 posts on a message board.

At the rate I've been going in the last two days, I'll be there within a few months. Since yesterday, I've managed to go from a 4.0 daily post average to a 5.02...:ugh

[Hcdevildmb]

I'm rocking the <1 post a day

[Nick@Night]

booyah

[AlpineValley804]

Booyah Part 2

[Hcdevildmb]

Winnah!

[AlpineValley804]

Nuh uh

[Hcdevildmb]

I feel like I'm posting in one of those "1000th post gets 10 freebies" threads.

[Hcdevildmb]

uh huh

[AlpineValley804]

Oh yeah...if you stick around your post average is going to skyrocket...I love threads that are here for the mere fact of getting my post count up.

[Hcdevildmb]

triple post?

[AlpineValley804]

uh huh

Well...that's like your opinion...man

[AlpineValley804]

triple post?

We call that a hat trick here. Nice try though.

[Hcdevildmb]

Damn, I thought I had it. Threads like this can be my bread and butter, my meager post count would be even worse if not for this shit.

[AlpineValley804]

Hat trick.

[AlpineValley804]

EDIT: Double post. Fucker.

[Hcdevildmb]

Well...that's like your opinion...man

Did you hear that loud girl went to Chicago?

[Hcdevildmb]

Stick save and a beauty!

[AlpineValley804]

Going for it.

[Hcdevildmb]

Hat Trick?

[AlpineValley804]

This reminds me of the Alpine 06 thread.

[Hcdevildmb]

denied

[AlpineValley804]

Hat Trick?

;) sorry.

[Hcdevildmb]

;) sorry.
It happens.

[Hcdevildmb]

This reminds me of the Alpine 06 thread.

I've always been intimidated by the thread, way too fast paced for me to jump in.

[Hcdevildmb]

It would be cool if this was a hat trick, but it won't be. Damn.

[Hcdevildmb]

Well that was ironic.

[Hcdevildmb]

The quad!

[AlpineValley804]

Five posts in a row...wow man. Congrats, you're a post whore.

[krbarrett77]

this thread is never goin away

[AlpineValley804]

Probably not. How about we call it quits now? No one posts, and you just agree with me?

How's that for subtlety? PM me the answer.

[championmullo]

this thread

[SideshowRob]

Cosacks didnt kill as many jews as the Nazi's but they earned points for being ambitious...

[SideshowRob]

im going to keep making racist or anti-religious statements until it gets shut down...

[SideshowRob]

"Somebody should really get some guns and sweep out those ghettos... what am i saying? Is the teleprompter back yet?"

[MontaukNY]

baggin the win

[MontaukNY]

hey that was post 2525

[MontaukNY]

i like lesbo's

[SideshowRob]

we should round up all of the mexicans and make them build a fence and trench at the border... and then deport them after building the fence...

owned...

[wnderwoman]

we should round up all of the mexicans and make them build a fence and trench at the border... and then deport them after building the fence...

owned...

:lol I can see you leaning back satisfied at your computer after that one.

[bartender_man]

this thread is never goin away



Yup :)

[MontaukNY]

we should round up all of the mexicans and make them build a fence and trench at the border... and then deport them after building the fence...

owned...that's an amazingly awesome, evil, smart idea.

[Ascf33]

At the rate I've been going in the last two days, I'll be there within a few months. Since yesterday, I've managed to go from a 4.0 daily post average to a 5.02...:ugh

Total Posts: 11,144 (9.59 posts per day)

...and I've been here since 2003. Its gross.

[SideshowRob]

I hate working at Costco because the Jews always ruin my comission when they return the TV after 12 years...

[zachyd]

Total posts: 5,067 (14.76 posts per day)

This means that I should hit 10,000 in 334 days...

But I post like 30 posts per day so maybe in about 6 months or so...

[CornellDMBfan]

currently winning? this guy.

[chr35919]

me:evil

[jennlayton]

this lady steps in and grabs the last post.....:D

[SideshowRob]

Black people need to learn to stop stealing shit...

[Milenk]

White people need to learn to stop jacking up the prices of everything...

[Haiku Jimi]

Purple people need to stop kicking people's dogs...

[Milenk]

Dogs need to learn to stop taking dumps on purple peoples' lawns...

[Haiku Jimi]

Well you just have a counter point to everything dont you...

[MontaukNY]

dumps need to learn to stop stinking for orange people, the supreme race

[Hcdevildmb]

Screw the oopma lumpas

[marlin1805]

I get along with black people. Whenever shit goes down, they send me in, I talk to the brothas and settle everything down. It helps if u show no fear

[dmbgodagirl41]

I get along with black people. Whenever shit goes down, they send me in, I talk to the brothas and settle everything down. It helps if u show no fear
Yeah, I'm the same, only I'm the one who talks to the cop.

ba-dum CHING

[marlin1805]

cops scare me

[jennlayton]

OC cops are a-holes

[dmbgodagirl41]

cops scare me
Not me....why are you scared of them?

[dmbgodagirl41]

OC cops are a-holes
Capital Police in DC are total assholes. Holy Racial profiling. I bet 80% of the tickets they give out are DWB. No joke.

[jennlayton]

DWB? Driving While Black?

[dmbgodagirl41]

DWB? Driving While Black?
yep. major offense in DC.

[jennlayton]

wow...but doesn't DC have a large black population?

[marlin1805]

Not me....why are you scared of them?

not sure. they just make me paranoid. i've been pulled over a few times, my friends have been given dui's, they love handing out tickets to young dudes here in california. plus it doesn't help that i drive a nice car and they always think i've stolen it so I get pulled over a lot for suspicion of ownership

[dmbgodagirl41]

wow...but doesn't DC have a large black population?
oh yeah, ridiculously large. which is why it's surprising.

[dmbgodagirl41]

not sure. they just make me paranoid. i've been pulled over a few times, my friends have been given dui's, they love handing out tickets to young dudes here in california. plus it doesn't help that i drive a nice car and they always think i've stolen it so I get pulled over a lot for suspicion of ownership
Are you black? (asking so I can formulate a genuinely analytical response!)

[marlin1805]

Are you black? (asking so I can formulate a genuinely analytical response!)

no im white

[jennlayton]

black people don't live in the OC






:D kidding

[marlin1805]

black people don't live in the OC






:D kidding

:lol :lol so very true

[dmbgodagirl41]

no im white
oh okay, I thought you were, but I wasn't sure. I never ask that kind of stuff here!

Well, I don't know....I have never been pulled over for anything other than this one Statie pulling me over to tell me I looked like some chick he pulled over that morning. I mean, I came from a super small town, that had about 4 cops, and my dad was on stuff like the budget board, and school committee in town, so he always invited all the cops to parties we would have or whatever. They were more family friends than COPS. I would even bring them iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts when they had to stand out in the sun for a really long time and direct traffic. So I think that's why I don't fear cops...I grew up knowing really nice ones, so yeah.

It'd be different in a huge city. Baltimore police officers don't scare me, they are just generally useless. They will pull some little old lady over for not using her blinker, but they will watch some assclown go the wrong way down a one way, or make a left turn @ a no left turn intersection. But then again, I dont see many of them, probably because they are too busy busting drug dealers a couple blocks over.

Cops are hit-or-miss.

[marlin1805]

Out here they have nothing to do, especially in Orange County. There is little-no crime, the weather is beautiful 95% of the time, and everyone is always partying. They love looking for young dudes like myself and pull us over for "tinted windows" or "no front license plate" or "music too loud on the freeway" ... stuff like that. Everytime I get to a red light and a cop pulls up behind me, I get all quiet and stiff, I just can't handle it.

I guess it helps if your parents raised you knowing cops, thats good stuff

[dmbgodagirl41]

Out here they have nothing to do, especially in Orange County. There is little-no crime, the weather is beautiful 95% of the time, and everyone is always partying. They love looking for young dudes like myself and pull us over for "tinted windows" or "no front license plate" or "music too loud on the freeway" ... stuff like that. Everytime I get to a red light and a cop pulls up behind me, I get all quiet and stiff, I just can't handle it.

I guess it helps if your parents raised you knowing cops, thats good stuff
oooh yeah, okay, then I can see. They have to fill the quota somehow, right? Music too loud on the freeway!? wtf?! is that for real???? i'd look up the legalities of that/ask for decible reading if some piggy pulled me over for something like that!

[jennlayton]

why is it that front plates are such a big deal anyway? I have been pulled over for that as well. no ticket tho :thumbsup

[AFurth]

wow this took an interesting direction.

i take the lead again.

[jennlayton]

was cap'n crunch a pirate? or just a cap'n?

[dmbgodagirl41]

was cap'n crunch a pirate? or just a cap'n?
just a cap'n.....wait, he might have been a pirate, too, cuz i think he has a wooden leg!
you and the cap'n make it happen!

[magentaflash]

No eye patch though...

[TempHelpNeeded]

Pirates....Yarghhh!!!



This be my kinda den.

[marlin1805]

was cap'n crunch a pirate? or just a cap'n?

was and still is a pirate captain :thumbsup

[TempHelpNeeded]

was and still is a pirate captain :thumbsup



Speaking the truth. :thumbsup

[meredithpaull]

Peanut Butter Crunch is my favorite all time cereal

[marlin1805]

lucky charms for me

[TempHelpNeeded]

golden grahams for me

[jennlayton]

was and still is a pirate captain :thumbsup

awesome..thanks

[jennlayton]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a tasty bitch.

[magentaflash]

regular cheerio's. i'm boring.

[marlin1805]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a tasty bitch.

oh yeah, forgot about that, good stuff :thumbsup

[meredithpaull]

cheerios?! guess you weren't a sugar junkie. was your favorite game growing up "the quiet game" or "who can disobey the least"

[marlin1805]

regular cheerio's. i'm boring.

i went through a phase of cheerios, but i always had to put strawberries and sugar in there for some flavor. :D

[jennlayton]

cheerios?! guess you weren't a sugar junkie. was your favorite game growing up "the quiet game" or "who can disobey the least"

my dad tried this on us when we were little....:lol

[TempHelpNeeded]

Count Chocula

[MontaukNY]

Count Choculahave you ever tried that with chocolate milk?? it's orgasmic

[TempHelpNeeded]

have you ever tried that with chocolate milk?? it's orgasmic



Oh no way?!?!



That's like fighting fire with fire. And that'd be one fire I'd like to consume. :thumbsup

[marlin1805]

have you ever tried that with chocolate milk?? it's orgasmic

chocolate milk :thumbsup

[nkc8246]

I like Frosted Flakes.. They're Grrrrrrrrreeeaaattt !!!

[Tiduwho]

<<<<Winner.

[nkc8246]

<<<<Winner.


Sorry.. I'm Baaaack!! :hump

[dmbgodagirl41]

Ha Suck It!

[Mave Datthews]

I can't decide which award this wins.

Pointless Thread of the Year

or

Easiest Way to Get a Really Long Thread Going?

[nkc8246]

I can't decide which award this wins.

Pointless Thread of the Year

or

Easiest Way to Get a Really Long Thread Going?

Sounds like an awards show sweep to me :haha Congrats thread :bounce

[dmbgodagirl41]

Booyah Grandma

[magentaflash]

cheerios?! guess you weren't a sugar junkie. was your favorite game growing up "the quiet game" or "who can disobey the least"
:p No. I got that quiet librarian thing going on... you'd never expect what I'm capable of...:evil

Seriously though, I've never been big on sweets. Except blow pops.

[dmbgodagirl41]

:p No. I got that quiet librarian thing going on... you'd never expect what I'm capable of...:evil

Seriously though, I've never been big on sweets. Except blow pops.
Id choose a bag of chips over a bag of cookies anyday!

[nkc8246]

Id choose a bag of chips over a bag of cookies anyday!

If they were Soft Batch chocolate chip, I'd take the cookies!

[marlin1805]

you'd never expect what I'm capable of...:evil

this post is useless without pictures

[dmbgodagirl41]

If they were Soft Batch chocolate chip, I'd take the cookies!
oh GROSS. more like soft batch chocolate shits!

[nkc8246]

oh GROSS. more like soft batch chocolate shits!

Well I like them.. Don't worry Katie, It's ok you don't like them. After all, Nobody's perfect!

[dmbgodagirl41]

Well I like them.. Don't worry Katie, It's ok you don't like them. After all, Nobody's perfect!
I do like them, I was just trying to think of something that sounded like "chips". :lol

oh good lord, when is happy hour!?

[Lcsulla]

Count Chocula

Isn't he your centerfielder?

[dmbgodagirl41]

Isn't he your centerfielder?
hahahahahaha hahahahahahah ahhahahahahahahaa

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCO CRISP!
:lol :lol

MLB pwn.

[nkc8246]

I do like them, I was just trying to think of something that sounded like "chips". :lol

oh good lord, when is happy hour!?

:lol :lol

Happy Hour in T-minus 1 hour and 56 minutes :bounce

[Lcsulla]

hahahahahaha hahahahahahah ahhahahahahahahaa

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCO CRISP!
:lol :lol

MLB pwn.

Somehow I figured you might be the first to remark on that. Couldn't resist, that name is just so conducive to cereal jokes!:)

[dmbgodagirl41]

:lol :lol

Happy Hour in T-minus 1 hour and 56 minutes :bounce
i should peace out at like 3:45 to get to the bar at exactly 4:00 :lol

I think I'm going to see jackass two tonight, too

[CornellDMBfan]

game over.

[dmbgodagirl41]

game over.
WHA-PAHSAM!

[marlin1805]

I think I'm going to see jackass two tonight, too

:thumbsup :thumbsup

[dmbgodagirl41]

:thumbsup :thumbsup
Have you seen it? My dude actually said last night:
"so, i was thinking a nice romantic dinner and a movie. how does applebee's and jackass two sound?!"

:lol

[MontaukNY]

i'm #1

[dmbgodagirl41]

i'm #1
contest pwn!

[marlin1805]

Have you seen it? My dude actually said last night:
"so, i was thinking a nice romantic dinner and a movie. how does applebee's and jackass two sound?!"

:lol

haven't seen it yet ... but looking forward to it Sunday morning. that sounds like a very romantic evening :thumbsup :D

[dmbgodagirl41]

haven't seen it yet ... but looking forward to it Sunday morning. that sounds like a very romantic evening :thumbsup :D
what can I say, he's classy:rolleyes

But yeah, I'm excited. I can't wait to see
1. Knoxville get pwnd by the huge rocket
2. Wee-man get pwnd by the parachute and he goes flying
3. Party man skip around with his wang flapping in that thong

:lol

[stlang3l]

:bounce

[jennlayton]

whoop.
there it is.

[Ascf33]

dot slash awesome.

[marjorybarnes]

Have you seen it? My dude actually said last night:
"so, i was thinking a nice romantic dinner and a movie. how does applebee's and jackass two sound?!"

:lol
AWESOME!!! Did you say, "Hell ya!"

[devilandthelord]

Guys, seriously, I win. You can stop now.

[wnderwoman]

^^^ How is my favorite devil today? :multi

[marlin1805]

actually no, I win

[cityondown5]

Anddddddddd game.

[Haiku Jimi]

I won?? Oh my gosh oh my gosh.....ummm...I want to thank mum, dad.....all my fans....J Lo......ummmm oh my god.....I couldn't have done this without you all!!

[wnderwoman]

I won?? Oh my gosh oh my gosh.....ummm...I want to thank mum, dad.....all my fans....J Lo......ummmm oh my god.....I couldn't have done this without you all!!

Don't forget God...

[TempHelpNeeded]

I Pwn This Win!

[jillybeans33]

yeah I won:p

[Ascf33]

Omgggzzzz!!!!1

[TempHelpNeeded]

took ya down TJ...down to Chinatown!

[bullox005]

i took you both down at the same time.

bitches.

[Haiku Jimi]

i took you both down at the same time.

bitches.

Yeah well I went down on you!!! Yeah haha!!


wait...

[jennlayton]

now its getting interesting

ps...winning, bitches.

[bullox005]

Yeah well I went down on you!!! Yeah haha!!


wait...

please?

[devilandthelord]

^^^ How is my favorite devil today? :multi

Oh hey there!
I'm doing good, and winning this thread. How you my woman of wonder?

[liegraves]

..burp

[jennlayton]

s'cuse you

[devilandthelord]

And I'm the winner!!!

[The-Last-Stop]

Im going to vin the vace.

[chr35919]

so yeah

[devilandthelord]

I win again! :monkey

[twk13]

so, did I win?

[jennlayton]

so, did I win?

you did. but i snuck in and stole it. :evil

[twk13]

you did. but i snuck in and stole it. :evilbut i did win?

[jennlayton]

nope.

[stlang3l]

Let's see how long it takes for someone to post after me @ 2 a.m.

[twk13]

nope.FUCK

[devilandthelord]

Twk I win! FUck you!

[twk13]

Twk I win! FUck you!so.......did I win?

[Haiku Jimi]

so.......did I win?

yes.

[twk13]

YAYAYYAYAYYAYA but seriousl, im a loser in life

[jennlayton]

so.......did I win?

no but I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico


edit: forgive me im tired. but winning this game.

[devilandthelord]

^^^ Not no mo' beyotch!!!

[jennlayton]

kiss my grits

[twk13]

how do you win, im being totally serial

[TempHelpNeeded]

beat you.

[twk13]

beta you

[TempHelpNeeded]

bturd

[twk13]

suck on this

[devilandthelord]

I win! Stamp it!