The Ants Race

[hylidaea]

400 posts

why don't you like crowds?
Andrew, when I get in a crowd, it is like if you were to be buried alive. Not just your reaction to *thinking* about being buried alive, which by itself sucks, but how you would react to *actually* being buried alive. Holy batshit terror would be a normal reaction to that. Holy batshit terror is not a normal reaction to standing next to a bunch of calm, happy people on a nice sunny day. But that's what happens. It's not pretty.

edit: on top of the terror, there is the embarrassment of illogical reaction in public. I don't want to go off like the devil in a church in a crowded room, you know what I mean?

[zachyd]

post 614

last stop is the best song ever

[Smoke/Mirrors]

alpine is having a wateringhole party this summer i think haha

407

[zachyd]

post 615

i nearly passed out during the reprise...

[Smoke/Mirrors]

408 dum dum dum dum

[zachyd]

post 616

i am going to Gorge for a Setlist Game party :lol

[Smoke/Mirrors]

409 did you hear the recording of the gorge LS?

[zachyd]

post 617

i understand, Hy. crowds can be scary!

[Smoke/Mirrors]

410

can i come to the setlist game party??!??!!

[zachyd]

post 618

woohoo

[Smoke/Mirrors]

41

asdlf;jasdf

[Smoke/Mirrors]

412 bottles of beer

[zachyd]

post 619

now im the number 63 poster! im easily gonna get 60 soon!

[Smoke/Mirrors]

413 pipers piping...

[zachyd]

post 620....

[Smoke/Mirrors]

414 what am i?

[Smoke/Mirrors]

415

bitches aint shit but hos and tricks

[zachyd]

post 621

i feel bad passing some people in posts...

[Smoke/Mirrors]

416 dingos biting

[zachyd]

post 622

haha, nice andrew...

[Smoke/Mirrors]

haha like who?

417

[zachyd]

post 623

i love this thread...

[Smoke/Mirrors]

418 ls;djafwilejiojetoia. lksdaf poer lksj sienr lrkjs.

[zachyd]

post 624

just old school people who have EARNED their post count over many years...unlike me...

[Smoke/Mirrors]

me too!!!!!!!!!

419

[zachyd]

post 625

[Smoke/Mirrors]

420 *lights a fatty j yo*

[zachyd]

post 626

cool!

brb...

[hylidaea]

I think he's gaining on you, Zach!

[Smoke/Mirrors]

421 BITCHIN posts.

[Smoke/Mirrors]

422 psots

[hylidaea]

110 sweet-smelling posts

[Smoke/Mirrors]

423 daggon psots

[hylidaea]

111

I love Dave

[Smoke/Mirrors]

424 disgustingly nasty posts

[Smoke/Mirrors]

425 raunchy porn novels.

[hylidaea]

112

The Penis Mightier!

[Smoke/Mirrors]

426 raincoats with fur. lice infested.

[zachyd]

post 627

NEVER Hy! :lol

[Smoke/Mirrors]

428 214 *2

[zachyd]

post 628

i cant let you win, andrew...

[zachyd]

post 629

[hylidaea]

113

have you ever been bitten on the butt?

[Smoke/Mirrors]

429 i gotta go soon...

[zachyd]

post 630!

[Smoke/Mirrors]

i have a feeling that this game will spark some pretty hostile competition between you and i zachy :lol

430

[Smoke/Mirrors]

431 you do realize you're 200 ahead don't you zach?

[zachyd]

post 631

i might not be on really tonight...:(

but i will be tomorrow night! :D

dont kill my posts too much, buddy!

[hylidaea]

114 flavors

[Smoke/Mirrors]

432 posts.........................

[zachyd]

post 632

no hostility...i love you too much man :cool

[hylidaea]

i have a feeling that this game will spark some pretty hostile competition between you and i zachy :lol

430
y'all just keep it going until I get 5000. thank you.

[Smoke/Mirrors]

aight see yall homies.

it's been fun.

too bad zach's winning

(remember to assasinate him for me hy!!!! :lol)

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[zachyd]

post 633...

[Smoke/Mirrors]

434

bye all

[hylidaea]

bye Andrew :hug

[zachyd]

post 634

later man! have a nice day! :hug

[Smoke/Mirrors]

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[hylidaea]

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:lol

[zachyd]

post 635

[zachyd]

post 636

:lol we get the point, andrew...you dont want to leave!

[Smoke/Mirrors]

. 346

[zachyd]

post 637...

[Smoke/Mirrors]

FUCK ok bye

347

[hylidaea]

119

and I still think 50 midgets would shred the lion

[zachyd]

post 638

you are way off andrew

[hylidaea]

:hug Andrew :hug see you later :)

[zachyd]

post 639

i agree Hy...midgets are warriors!

[zachyd]

post 640!!!

[hylidaea]

he's at 465.... or is he counting just today's posts?

[zachyd]

post 641...

come and see...

[hylidaea]

122

come and see what?

[zachyd]

post 642

he's actually at post 438...

[zachyd]

post 643

like the song...#41...since it was post 641

you know the opening line! :p

[hylidaea]

ha! didn't even get that. :)

[zachyd]

post 644...

[zachyd]

post 645

haha its ok

[hylidaea]

post 642

he's actually at post 438...
how can you tell? the thread list thingy said 465

[zachyd]

post 646!

im almost at 12,500!!!

[zachyd]

post 647!

[hylidaea]

rock on! :D

[zachyd]

post 648...

:D:D:D

[hylidaea]

youre at 28.4 posts/day

[zachyd]

post 649...

haha, thanks Hy ;)

[hylidaea]

whereas, *I* am at ____posts a day

edit: probably shouldn't advertise that number any more than is necessary...

[zachyd]

post 650!!!!!!

yes, but recently ive been 100+ posts per day, and ive made like 500 today...

[hylidaea]

650 at 12500!!

[hylidaea]

you know how to sync it up, boy! :)

[zachyd]

post 651...

[zachyd]

post 652

haha :)

[zachyd]

post 653

[zachyd]

post 654

[hylidaea]

I'm at 130 for this thread. I'm closing in on you on the list!

[zachyd]

post 655

[zachyd]

post 656

[zachyd]

post 657

[zachyd]

post 658

[hylidaea]

131 ugh ugh... I feel like the fat kid in gym class

[zachyd]

post 659

[zachyd]

post 660

[Onesweetworld82]

Stop it Zach :lol

[bigmonkeyfish]

damn ya'll are very persistent....12..i think...it's on now!! :lol

[zachyd]

post 661

[bigmonkeyfish]

13.....

[zachyd]

post 662

im sorry Ashley....

hey doug!

[bigmonkeyfish]

14....

[bigmonkeyfish]

15....hey zach...fucking 30 second rule

[Onesweetworld82]

2....

[bigmonkeyfish]

16......

[zachyd]

post 663...

20 secs, doug! :p

[Onesweetworld82]

hey i'm getting good at this 3...

[bigmonkeyfish]

17.....I can go all night now :lol

[Onesweetworld82]

4.....

[bigmonkeyfish]

18....damnit zach you always make me look good...:lol :lol

[zachyd]

post 664

you guys'll never pass me!

[bigmonkeyfish]

19...oh fuck who is the baddest mofo in the universe?

[zachyd]

post 665

:lol Doug...

[bigmonkeyfish]

20.....im still gonna win this thing!!!!! :p

[zachyd]

POST 666! :evil

Hy is the mofo one...

[bigmonkeyfish]

21.....I can drink now!!!!!

[zachyd]

post 667...

[hylidaea]

132 Hi, Ashley and Doug :hug :hug

[bigmonkeyfish]

22....Hy I want some of that title since I gave you powerDVD :lol

[zachyd]

post 668!

[hylidaea]

133 Get Naked for Peace!

[bigmonkeyfish]

23.....zach did you go to the dark side :lol

[hylidaea]

22....Hy I want some of that title since I gave you powerDVD :lol
which title? the baddest mf on the planet? that title? :)

[zachyd]

post 669...

get rid of the first 6...and youve got 69! :hump

[zachyd]

post 670

Doug, what dark side...?

[hylidaea]

23.....zach did you go to the dark side :lol
what's the dark side?

[bigmonkeyfish]

24......SHA im coming for ya'll

[zachyd]

posts 671

Hy...you say that so innocently...and with a smile. :lol

[zachyd]

post 672

never Doug! :devil

[MontaukNY]

wow, have you done anything else today Zack?

[bigmonkeyfish]

post 670

Doug, what dark side...?


the 666 :evil dark side :lol since im an :angel I will bring you back

[hylidaea]

136 my fingers are in such great shape these days!

[zachyd]

post 673

[zachyd]

post 674

no Brandon...not really...

[bigmonkeyfish]

26....damnit I forgot to add Jack B to my 24 post

[zachyd]

post 675

thanks Doug!

[hylidaea]

137 when it's all said and done, I will be proud that I spent this time, in this place, with you folks.

[bigmonkeyfish]

136 my fingers are in such great shape these days!


27....what do they smell like? :lol ...sorry I had to

[hylidaea]

138 hey, my friend, it seems your eyes are troubled

[zachyd]

post 676

[bigmonkeyfish]

28.....You guys are great.........< read it..it rhymes

[zachyd]

post 677

[hylidaea]

139 :lol

(they smell like starbucks coffee)

[bigmonkeyfish]

138 hey, my friend, it seems your eyes are troubled



29...care to share your time with me.

[hylidaea]

140 lordy begordy <-- rhymes :)

[zachyd]

post 678

[bigmonkeyfish]

30....hy talks dirty...< it rhymes again :lol

[hylidaea]

141 would you say you're feeling low

[zachyd]

post 679 Hy...that was pathetic :lol

[hylidaea]

142, but only to you < --

[hylidaea]

post 679 Hy...that was pathetic

143 :lol I was desperate

[zachyd]

post 680

[bigmonkeyfish]

31....not 41

[zachyd]

post 681

okay Hy...now youre just grasping...

[zachyd]

682

DOUG that fucking SUCKED! :p

[hylidaea]

144, I can't take any more <--

[bigmonkeyfish]

32...fuck it we'll make the best of whats around

[zachyd]

post 683...

[hylidaea]

145, DMB live

[bigmonkeyfish]

33....zach loves me :p

[zachyd]

post 684

okay guys, just give up on the rhymes :)

[zachyd]

post 685...

its true doug, i do...:hug

[bigmonkeyfish]

34....hy is a _____ JK :lol

[zachyd]

post 686....

[hylidaea]

146 ....

[zachyd]

post 687

:lol :lol :lol

BUUUUURN...

[hylidaea]

34....hy is a _____ JK :lol
a post whore?

147 in post whore heaven

[zachyd]

post 688....

[zachyd]

post 689

Hy, nice job at fending off that insult! :thumbsup

[bigmonkeyfish]

35 Hy is alive

[zachyd]

post 690!!!!

close to 700!!!

[hylidaea]

148 time to Say Goodbye for a while, fellas

[zachyd]

post 691

okay doug...you are finished :lol

[zachyd]

post 692

NOOOO HY!!! dont LEEEAAAVE meee!!!! :lorraine

[bigmonkeyfish]

36...Hy likes to play with sticks.....

and zach it was ment as post whore :lol

[hylidaea]

post 689

Hy, nice job at fending off that insult! :thumbsup
it's my superpower

149

[bigmonkeyfish]

37....dont leave HY...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[zachyd]

post 693

DAMNIT DOUG!
grrrrrrr

:BANG

[hylidaea]

post 692

NOOOO HY!!! dont LEEEAAAVE meee!!!! :lorraine
150 - I'll be back in about an hour, I promise :)

go up my Top Ten Ways to Die thread! that's a good way to increase your post count! :)

[bigmonkeyfish]

38...Hy is GGRRREEEAAATTTT!

[hylidaea]

151 and it was a FUNNY post, if I do say so myself.

See you guys in a little while :hug Zachy, Doug :hug

[bigmonkeyfish]

39....zach is fine :lol

[hylidaea]

38...Hy is GGRRREEEAAATTTT!
i'm sigging this one... :)

[bigmonkeyfish]

#40...enough said

Hy :hug love ya hun

[bigmonkeyfish]

#41...love is fun...but Hy is greeeeaaaattttt...so don't be late.

[bigmonkeyfish]

42....ummmm...just 42

[bigmonkeyfish]

43...four in a row....I'm going to a show

[zachyd]

post 694......

[zachyd]

150 - I'll be back in about an hour, I promise :)

go up my Top Ten Ways to Die thread! that's a good way to increase your post count! :)


:lol Okay!

Post 695!

[zachyd]

post 696...

[zachyd]

post 697!!!

[zachyd]

post 698........

:D:D:D:D:D

[zachyd]

post 699!

Christmas Eve 7!!!

[zachyd]

POST 700!!!

dedicated to all the wonderful posters in this thread. you guys rock! :hug

[zachyd]

post 701....:)

[zachyd]

post 702....

[zachyd]

post 703

doug?

[bigmonkeyfish]

44.....gongrats zach

[zachyd]

post 704...


anyone here?

[bigmonkeyfish]

45....Zach is alive!!!! :hug :lol

[zachyd]

post 705

hey doug! thanks. :)

[bigmonkeyfish]

46.....well thats too easy :lol

[zachyd]

706...Doug is alive!!!! :hug :lol

[bigmonkeyfish]

47....damn postssssss whoressssss :lol

[zachyd]

post 707......

[bigmonkeyfish]

706...Doug is alive!!!! :hug :lol



48......:lol :thumbsup

[zachyd]

post 708

:lol

Damn, 2002 join date, and under 5k posts? I'd have like 30k by now! :lol

[bigmonkeyfish]

49....I need to cut my cats nails..:ugh

[zachyd]

post 709

the mods should join us! :lol

[zachyd]

post 710

did he/she scratch you? we try to keep up with all 5 of our cats' nails :lol

[bigmonkeyfish]

post 708

:lol

Damn, 2002 join date, and under 5k posts? I'd have like 30k by now! :lol


:lol :lol ...yeah im one of the OG'sss :lol but never posted so much...fuck I have a Warehouse card back from 99! :lol

[zachyd]

post 7/11!

[zachyd]

post 712

:lol :lol ...yeah im one of the OG'sss :lol but never posted so much...fuck I have a Warehouse card back from 99! :lol

daaaamn...you old skool, brah :lol

[bigmonkeyfish]

post 710

did he/she scratch you? we try to keep up with all 5 of our cats' nails :lol


51...that dick messed my wrist up this morning! :lol

[zachyd]

post 713...

[zachyd]

51...that dick messed my wrist up this morning! :lol

post 714

ouch! :lol

[bigmonkeyfish]

52...zach is like 7/11 always open but not always doing business!!! :lol

[zachyd]

post 714........

[zachyd]

post 715...

[zachyd]

post 716...

[zachyd]

post 717!!!

[bigmonkeyfish]

53...I love the dreaming tree

[zachyd]

52...zach is like 7/11 always open but not always doing business!!! :lol

:lol I'm sig'ing that when the new years fast is over!

[zachyd]

post 719

i saw DT in Toronto!

[bigmonkeyfish]

54....zach is a man whore...and post...:lol

[zachyd]

720

best of both worlds! :lol

[bigmonkeyfish]

55...zach might not be alive cause I didnt' see DT cause I skipped Hershey and went to Nissan :bang

[zachyd]

post 721!

[zachyd]

post 722

awwww...sorry to hear that man. :(

[bigmonkeyfish]

56 all the ants woman love........:lol

[bigmonkeyfish]

post 722

awwww...sorry to hear that man. :(

57...yep had tickets and all and didn't go cause I was fightin with the ex-wife :BANG

[zachyd]

post 723...

[zachyd]

post 724

so the ex did it! it's always their fault!

[zachyd]

post 725....

[bigmonkeyfish]

58...this thread is great and so are all the ants!!! :hug

[zachyd]

post 726!

[zachyd]

post 727

amen to that, doug :hug

[bigmonkeyfish]

59...zach you shine....:lol

[bigmonkeyfish]

60....well fuck that number :lol

[bigmonkeyfish]

61.....

[bigmonkeyfish]

62....

[bigmonkeyfish]

63....everybody's free we'll keep the big...

[bigmonkeyfish]

64.....Hy...how ya doing? :lol

[zachyd]

post 728

[zachyd]

729

you are sooo cheasy :lol