The Ants Race

[BotheDMBFan]

Damn It!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kydmb99]

fuck bo

[DreamRapunzel06]

Damn, a few seconds b4 me.

[zachyd]

Greg, you love me enough to give me the teddy bear, right?

Buddy?

[BotheDMBFan]

I was reply 1000.

I blame my 2 rocky quotes for this,

Oh well, I get the teddy bear due to the trade.

[kydmb99]

Ehhh... at least it wasn't Bo.

[BotheDMBFan]

Greg, you love me enough to give me the teddy bear, right?

Buddy?

Too late, we allready traded prizes.

[TempHelpNeeded]

I still wish it was the teddie I posted 3-4 pages back.

[DreamRapunzel06]

I leave for a few seconds to study Chem, and look what happens. Damn you Greg.

[BotheDMBFan]

Ehhh... at least it wasn't Bo.

Rot in hell jew baby.

[kydmb99]

Rot in hell jew baby.

Eat shit and die waterboy.

[BotheDMBFan]

Eat shit and die waterboy.

At least I didn't get fired from being a russian hooker.....like Greg did!

[TempHelpNeeded]

I think this is the first thing I won. Except for puberty. But that was a long battle that really wasn't a win, more of a survival type thing.

[BotheDMBFan]

I think this is the first thing I won. Except for puberty. But that was a long battle that really wasn't a win, more of a survival type thing.

Remember that boxing match we had?

I whupped yo ass GOOD!

[one_sweet_wrld]

are we ever getting to the next prize?

[BotheDMBFan]

Probably not.

So I will now declare my self the winner, and also LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYY JJJJJJEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNKKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS !

[MontaukNY]

damn, just missed it

[TempHelpNeeded]

damn, just missed it



you wish you had my teddie. :p

[MontaukNY]

you wish you had my teddie. :p
it's true. maybe i can convince you to share it :hump

[DavMattBandrums]

i need somewhere to post for my 1200th so i can go to bed

GOODNIGHT WORLD!

[TempHelpNeeded]

it's true. maybe i can convince you to share it :hump



*drools*


Okay...:lol

[Barbossa]

So, what are we racing for now?

[championmullo]

Wow, this thread went fast overnight....i had no chance.

[championmullo]

#2745 is all mine

[Barbossa]

Why is it #2745? Is there some significance I am missing?

[MontaukNY]

"post #2745 gets the title of 'Baddest Motherfucker on the Planet'"

[eric81485]

"post #2745 gets the title of 'Baddest Motherfucker on the Planet'"

will the winner get a pin saying this?

[DreamRapunzel06]

will the winner get a pin saying this?
I hope so.

[Barbossa]

I hope they make a lunar colony, cause I'm going to move there and call myself the Baddest Motherfucker on the Moon.

[MontaukNY]

I hope so.
fuck that, i'm gonna tattoo it on my forehead

[TempHelpNeeded]

I don't care what Bo says...I'm keeping my teddie bear.

[wnderwoman]

Can I use it too? :)

[Lcsulla]

Going to move this to chat, I think it's about that time and I honestly do not see this thread dying anytime soon with all you super posters! :)

[TempHelpNeeded]

Can I use it too? :)



Wellllll....okay! :D

[achota33]

i cant believe i didnt win

[championmullo]

The chat forum. Good view from here.

[achota33]

theres a long way to go for the next prize

[Barbossa]

OMG


We

are like

totally

in the chat forum.

[athousandyears]

I had no idea I had posted so much in this thread.

[championmullo]

theres a long way to go for the next prize

So i'll throw this one in.

[championmullo]

and this one

[achota33]

1042

[athousandyears]

And another.

[championmullo]

Nakia, your sig is profound.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Nakia, your sig is profound.



Sexy too, but profound...yeah it is.

[athousandyears]

Nakia, your sig is profound.

Thank you. I wish I could take credit for it.

[athousandyears]

Sexy too, but profound...yeah it is.


Your face is sexy.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Your face is sexy.



No. Yarghs is!


*turns out lights and passionately makes out with whom he thinks is nakia*
*turns light on*

:monkey :eek

[athousandyears]

Foiled by the monkey again!

[TempHelpNeeded]

Foiled by the monkey again!



But for some reason I didn't mind it. Though I will give you the credit Nakia, that you probably taste better than the monkey. But now it's just getting sexual (healing) around here...it makes me feeeel soooo fine, such a rush...it helps to relieve the mind...:lol


Lost in song rocks!

[Barbossa]

So



This is a race!

[DreamRapunzel06]

fuck that, i'm gonna tattoo it on my forehead
Yeah, you have fun with that. Tell me how it felt when you get it finished, and make sure to send pictures.

[one_sweet_wrld]

ugh.

[DMBfireDncr41]

Is this better than the amazing race?

[trippinbilli40]

Is this better than the amazing race?

yes...easily.

check the prizes

[athousandyears]

I'm still waiting on my subscription.

[MontaukNY]

Yeah, you have fun with that. Tell me how it felt when you get it finished, and make sure to send pictures.
will do

[Barbossa]

We cannot give up racers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Push forward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Stay the course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Iraq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[championmullo]

this is #1059

I'm listening to #41. Seems appropriate.

[Barbossa]

1-0-6-0

attenCHUN!

[Barbossa]

1-0-6-1


attenCHUN!!!

[championmullo]

slow day

[Barbossa]

no kidding


6 posts today so far


what a race

[trippinbilli40]

i guess no one wants to be the baddest motherfucker on the planet

[BotheDMBFan]

No, we just don't want to wait that long with onoy 1 prize inbetween.

[Barbossa]

Baddest Motherfucker on the Plane, here I...oh look...candy...

[championmullo]

i'm hanging in there.

[georifer]

keep runnin

[georifer]

and running

[georifer]

and........running

[georifer]

just put your arms up if you get tired

[georifer]

but whatever you do

[georifer]

keep running

[georifer]

less than 4,000 posts to go

[georifer]

I want to be

[georifer]

the baddest

[georifer]

mother fucker on the planet

[georifer]

How many posts will that take again?

[georifer]

2745...okay I can do it

[georifer]

at one post every 20 seconds...hmm let's see

[georifer]

2745*20=54900 seconds

[georifer]

so 915 minutes

[georifer]

that like 15.25 hours

[georifer]

but 2745-1083 = 1662 posts

[georifer]

that's only a little over 9 hours of posting

[georifer]

still I may get a little tired of whoring it up by then

[georifer]

yep as a matter of fact...I think it has already happened

[georifer]

zzzzzzzzzzz

[georifer]

well maybe just a little more

[georifer]

this is your life and it's ending 20 seconds at a time

[Barbossa]

^

23 of the last 23 posts.....you really think you're going to be the BMFONTP....


Well I have news for you buddy....I WILL BE THE BMFOTP!


After I go eat some more candy of course...

[bemused]

WTF is this?

[TempHelpNeeded]

^ journalism at its best.

[achota33]

1094

[CrashIntoThis]

i've never been in this place before........

[Barbossa]

i've never been in this place before........


IT'S FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T WANT TO RACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE ARE NO PRIZES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[achota33]

^ hes lying, the prizes are insanely cool

[Barbossa]

Boy tonight is slow.


Where all yall at?

[Barbossa]

1099

[Barbossa]

1100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[athousandyears]

*crickets*

[TempHelpNeeded]

*grasshoppers are better*

[one_sweet_wrld]

lets go

[Barbossa]

Anybody got some spare change for a poor man?

[Barbossa]

I need some change.

[Barbossa]

Yeah.

[trippinchad]

we cant stop now

[Barbossa]

892 left

[championmullo]

Backstreet's Back. Alright.

[ZjR326]

awesome thread:thumbsup

[championmullo]

#1111 That's got to be worth something.

[championmullo]

#1112

[championmullo]

#1113

[championmullo]

I just went and slept for 8 hours and there's still not action here.

[athousandyears]

I've got your action right here.







Yeah, I got nothin'.

[Barbossa]

Finally, some action around here!

[athousandyears]

Kinda slow around here.

The next prize is too many posts away. We aren't even halfway there.

[Barbossa]

Must....be....baddest....mother......fucker.....on ......plan.....net........

[championmullo]

Stay strong. Only through gratuitous posting can this goal be achieved.

I want to try and get the post that matches my post count, still a couple of hundred away though.

[Barbossa]

Ok I'm back. Race again!

[championmullo]

#1121

[dowling25]

what are you trying to get to?

[trippinbilli40]

what are you trying to get to?

2745

[Barbossa]

11:24 PM is before 11:25 PM

[championmullo]

one more down

[athousandyears]

post

[TempHelpNeeded]

post



YEAH NAKIA!!!


3 hours till your special day. I'm gonna go out now and grab some green stuff to celebrate. :bounce :multi

[championmullo]

another one

[zachyd]

Can I win?

[athousandyears]

YEAH NAKIA!!!


3 hours till your special day. I'm gonna go out now and grab some green stuff to celebrate. :bounce :multi

Could you bring me some of that?

[athousandyears]

Can I win?

No.


.

[championmullo]

#1132

[TempHelpNeeded]

Could you bring me some of that?



Of course my dear. That's why I went to go get it. A gift from the Earth and me.

[championmullo]

#1133

[DreamRapunzel06]

It is really slow in here.

[TempHelpNeeded]

ever since it moved to chat forums, it went down. chat forums kills threads. unless they are populary visited threads.

[DreamRapunzel06]

Where was it before?

[TempHelpNeeded]

under nDMBc forum. they just moved it to chat forum because it was soooo big.

[championmullo]

I still believe.

#1139

[championmullo]

#1140

[championmullo]

keep this ticking over

[Barbossa]

This

[Barbossa]

Race

[Barbossa]

Is..

[Barbossa]

Taking

[Barbossa]

Forever

[trippinbilli40]

hahahaha

[trippinbilli40]

ive created a monster

[Barbossa]

Hey guys!!!!!!



Only a bajillion post left!!!!!!!!



Weee!!!!!

[championmullo]

I figure

[championmullo]

If every so often i float on in here

[championmullo]

And make a post or two

[championmullo]

We'll get there eventually

[championmullo]

and my post count will go up

[one_sweet_wrld]

good plan

[Barbossa]

so i'm

[Barbossa]

trying

[Barbossa]

to get

[Barbossa]

into

[Barbossa]

college

[Barbossa]

but the

[Barbossa]

college I

[Barbossa]

want to

[Barbossa]

go to

[Barbossa]

denied me

[Barbossa]

and now I'm

[Barbossa]

pissed.

[championmullo]

That is

[championmullo]

an acceptable

[championmullo]

reaction

[malarks26]

My first time posting in this thread.....did I win anything? :p

[zachyd]

I want to win the title...

[trippinbilli40]

so i'm

trying

to get

into

college

but the

college I

want to

go to

denied me

and now I'm

pissed.

That is

an acceptable

reaction

:lol

[one_sweet_wrld]

oh my

[TempHelpNeeded]

AUXILA AUXILA AUXILA!!!


:violent

[athousandyears]

Page 2? I think not.

[championmullo]

Post

[one_sweet_wrld]

blah.

[championmullo]

la la la la la hey!

[TempHelpNeeded]

where's the beef?

[athousandyears]

....

[TempHelpNeeded]

let it be known that i love nakia! :hug

[one_sweet_wrld]

i cant concentrate on anythingggg

[trippinbilli40]

come on guys....this is one hell of a prize your aiming for

[TempHelpNeeded]

i think you spaced it out to much. people are really only willing to post if its within 100 posts or so. makes it manageable to come and go and still have a chance.

[championmullo]

maybe we need to install an interim prize.

[one_sweet_wrld]

yea its like hey look at all these prizes! now go twice as long until you get anything again.

[championmullo]

I say there should be a prize for the #1189th post

[championmullo]

I win. Awesome.

[athousandyears]

What did you win?

[one_sweet_wrld]

poop!

[Barbossa]

Almost only 800 left!!!!


Yeah!!!!!!

I love cake!!!!!

[one_sweet_wrld]

i love the band cake

[Barbossa]

i like chocolate cake the most

[one_sweet_wrld]

i like chocolate icing

[championmullo]

#1196

[Barbossa]

This race will never end will it?



Someone who does math good should predict at this rate, how long it will take us.

[championmullo]

we...

[championmullo]

just

[championmullo]

need

[championmullo]

to do

[championmullo]

more

[championmullo]

post

[championmullo]

whoring.

[athousandyears]

This race will never end will it?



Someone who does math good should predict at this rate, how long it will take us.


At the current rate, which is 12.7 posts per day, we will reach the next prize on April 20, 2007.

[zachyd]

Let the post whoring begin!

[championmullo]

April 20 isn't that bad. It's a marathon, it's all about doing the hard yards. It is a hell of a prize after all.

[TempHelpNeeded]

4/20...wait a minute...so we won't get to the next price till 4/21. ;)

[Barbossa]

Here I come 4/20!!!!!!!!!!!

[achota33]

1210

[championmullo]

1211

[achota33]

^ nice sig

[championmullo]

^ nice sig

Thanks, yours ain't bad either.

[championmullo]

Racing

[championmullo]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, will everyone still laugh at it?

[athousandyears]

Are we there yet?

[TempHelpNeeded]

Are we there yet?

[TempHelpNeeded]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...JINX!!!



Nakia can't talk till I mention her name...wait...DAMN IT! I really suck at this game.

[athousandyears]

Merry Christmas racers!

[Barbossa]

We have been on this same damn page for EVER.


Also,...wait...nevermind, I forgot....

[zachyd]

Merry Christmas!

[MontaukNY]

how many to go till the next prize?

[zachyd]

I'm such a post whore....

[MontaukNY]

merry xmas by the way

[zachyd]

A little over 1500...

[MontaukNY]

I'm such a post whore....
not just a post whore...

[zachyd]

How goes it, Brandon?

[zachyd]

not just a post whore...

:ggoat:hump

[MontaukNY]

not bad. how about you?

[zachyd]

I actually have to go...hope you had a great Christmas! :hug

[MontaukNY]

it was good. catch you later

[championmullo]

next page. Booyah.

[Barbossa]

A new page!

[Barbossa]

Our progress in this thread is just about eqaul in speed to our progress in Iraq.


Stay the course!!!

[zachyd]

This is so slow...

[Smoke/Mirrors]

post 1

[Smoke/Mirrors]

post 2

[Smoke/Mirrors]

post 3

[Smoke/Mirrors]

post 4

[Smoke/Mirrors]

post 5

[zachyd]

post 1

[Smoke/Mirrors]

post 6

[zachyd]

post 2

[Smoke/Mirrors]

post 7

[zachyd]

post 3

[Smoke/Mirrors]

post 8

[zachyd]

post 4

[Smoke/Mirrors]

post 9

[Smoke/Mirrors]

post 10 (you'll never win!)

[zachyd]

post 5