The Ants Race

[trippinbilli40]

The person who posts the #10 post in this thread wins 3 gummy bears.

The person who posts #50 wins a HANDFULL of gummy bears

The person who posts #69 gets to have their way with the ant of their choice

The person who posts #100 gets a brand new 1986 geo prism!

the person who posts #250 gets a free subscription to "Grizzly Man"

the person who posts #420 gets a $10 gift certificate to the Compton swap meet and a $20 sack of endo!

the person who gets #500 gets cancer...in their ass!

the person who gets #666 gets to go to hell for an eternity of pain and suffering!

the person who gets #777 gets eternal salvation in the kingdom of heaven!

post #1000 gets you a giant stuffed teddy bear!

post #2745 gets the title of "Baddest Motherfucker on the Planet"

post #5000 WINS THE THREAD!!


there's a lot on the line here people so play responsibly, remember its just a game.

:hump

[purplehaze18]

fun time. I want the 2745th post.

[ProudestAnt]

Lame...

[VanHorneDog]

i get it, but do i want to play. BTW this thread will never get to 666. lol

[purplehaze18]

is 1 am, lame is loosely defined.

[VanHorneDog]

true

[VanHorneDog]

it is

[purplehaze18]

and those gummy bears are mine, fuckers.

[GSUdawg521]

Mine

[VanHorneDog]

no im hungry, i want them.


EDIT: WOOT WOOT WHERE ARE MY GUMMIES!!!

[purplehaze18]

burn in hell.

[GSUdawg521]

Mine!

[Haiku Jimi]

Are you actually going to buy these things (the ones that can be bought) for the winners? Huh?

[DreamRapunzel06]

Damn :(

[DreamRapunzel06]

I'm gonna get to 50.

[athousandyears]

Damn! I wanted those gummy bears.

[purplehaze18]

So did I, lets kill him and steal them.

[GSUdawg521]

Damn! I wanted those gummy bears.

I thought I was your gummy bear :(

[VanHorneDog]

So did I, lets kill him and steal them.

haha, try and find me sucka! :lol

[kydmb99]

Which is worse? The ass cancer or Geo Prism?

[trippinbilli40]

no im hungry, i want them.


EDIT: WOOT WOOT WHERE ARE MY GUMMIES!!!

prizes will be distributed when the winner is announced :D

Are you actually going to buy these things (the ones that can be bought) for the winners? Huh?

yes.


and for those who may think this is lame, im sorry, i truly am, im just trying something different.

[athousandyears]

You are my gummy bear, J.

But I still want post 50. I just can't get enough gummy bears.

[DreamRapunzel06]

I thought I was your gummy bear :(
What???? :devil

[DreamRapunzel06]

prizes will be distributed when the winner is announced :D



yes.


and for those who may think this is lame, im sorry, i truly am, im just trying something different.
I think its funny.

[DMBgirl87]

haahh fun

[kydmb99]

So I'm guessing whoever gets post #69 is going to pick me?

[DMBgirl87]

are we really getting the gummi bears

[DMBgirl87]

#69 better be me because I dont want to be the object of the 69

[purplehaze18]

ah yes.......finding you......the one flaw in the otherwise perfect plan

[GSUdawg521]

You are my gummy bear, J.

But I still want post 50. I just can't get enough gummy bears.

What???? :devil

I've got plenty of gummy bear to go around

[purplehaze18]

post 50 is so mine.

[VanHorneDog]

wow, almost 50 already

popular thread

[purplehaze18]

who said its not gettin to 666?

[one_sweet_wrld]

oh, the offseason.

[DreamRapunzel06]

oh, the offseason.
Don't you just love it?

[purplehaze18]

its my hero. that and those little cocktail hotdog things.

[DreamRapunzel06]

I love gummy bears!!!

[athousandyears]

its my hero. that and those little cocktail hotdog things.


Mmmmmmm. Those should be a prize.

[DMBgirl87]

uhh my lap top is sooo freakin hot its making me hot

[purplehaze18]

u know it. i just had some. it was an impulse buy.

[VanHorneDog]

who said its not gettin to 666?


me, i bet pookey would do it though so maybe. :lol

[DMBgirl87]

50 is close

[DMBgirl87]

50 is close

[trippinbilli40]

we're getting close to #50

who wants these fucking gummy bears!

[purplehaze18]

wow. and let the dirty jokes begin.

[DMBgirl87]

double post..opps

[VanHorneDog]

uhh my lap top is sooo freakin hot its making me hot

you need to share that, im freezing...

rereads... OH.... nvm :hug

[DMBgirl87]

my bad :)

[trippinbilli40]

here it comes....be ready people

[VanHorneDog]

i win!

[purplehaze18]

wow, very close

[DMBgirl87]

here

[purplehaze18]

again, burn in hell.

[DMBgirl87]

damn 20 second rule

[one_sweet_wrld]

bears!

EDIT: fuck.

[DMBgirl87]

69 is mine

[purplehaze18]

take it.

[VanHorneDog]

69 is coming up!!!
lol

ill let somebody have that one, i have a GF. ;)

[trippinbilli40]

damn how are you gonna let that a-hole win ALL the gummy bears?

[trippinbilli40]

and whoever wins #69 has to announce who they have chosen....

[athousandyears]

What the hell? I leave for 2 seconds and miss it again.

[DreamRapunzel06]

i win!
Darn you!
That is ok, I'm eating gummy bears right now. :p

[one_sweet_wrld]

its just a handful.

[purplehaze18]

we arent. we are killing him and taking them

[Haiku Jimi]

bingo bango

[one_sweet_wrld]

cmon.....

[athousandyears]

I'm getting 69.

[DreamRapunzel06]

no im hungry, i want them.


EDIT: WOOT WOOT WHERE ARE MY GUMMIES!!!
How have you won both times?

[one_sweet_wrld]

win!...?

[DMBgirl87]

fuck

[athousandyears]

Now.

[DreamRapunzel06]

Me?
..............

[purplehaze18]

anyone here listen to soul coughing?

[DMBgirl87]

off by oneeeeeeee

[DreamRapunzel06]

Damn waiting 20 seconds between posts.

[one_sweet_wrld]

yesssssssss

:hump

[athousandyears]

Fuck! Damn 20 second rule.

[trippinbilli40]

teh lolz

[Lcsulla]

Send me gummie bears! I stepped in dogshit tonight and deserve it! :)

[DreamRapunzel06]

anyone here listen to soul coughing?
I do!!:multi

[purplehaze18]

who the hell wants 100

[kydmb99]

Forget my earlier post. I'm not really into guys although I'm sure you can fuck with the best of them. Sorry.

[trippinbilli40]

win!...?

WINNER!

who's it gonna be??







(im assuming wnderwoman)

[purplehaze18]

I met mike doughty!

[one_sweet_wrld]

i dont know this is a pretty big decision. happy birthday to me! (saturday haha)

[athousandyears]

Send me gummie bears! I stepped in dogshit tonight and deserve it! :)

Hey lady, rules are rules. You gotta play to win.

[DreamRapunzel06]

Did I mention I am already eating gummy bears??

[GSUdawg521]

What the hell? I leave for 2 seconds and miss it again.

yeah me too, and i was gonna try for it so i could give them to you

[kydmb99]

Hey lady, rules are rules. You gotta play to win.

Some things never change. :lol

[one_sweet_wrld]

im really considering going to the commons and buying some gummy bears right now.

[athousandyears]

yeah me too, and i was gonna try for it so i could give them to you

:awwww

[FalloutBoyRocks]

Not even close.

[DreamRapunzel06]

I met mike doughty!
Really?!? When, Where, How, Why??????

[trippinbilli40]

winners so far

#10 - VanHorneDog
#50 - VanHorneDog
#69 - OneSweetWrld

[kydmb99]

#100?

[DreamRapunzel06]

I love gummies!!

[Lcsulla]

Hey lady, rules are rules. You gotta play to win.

I never follow rules. I just like gummie bears. :)

[athousandyears]

Some things never change. :lol

Yup. Some people will fall for anything.;)

[FalloutBoyRocks]

I win?!?!

[DreamRapunzel06]

I want to win!

edit: I won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trippinbilli40]

ok people there's a geo prism on the line....i hope you brought you're A game

[kydmb99]

#100? I really want that car.

Edit : Fuck you and the car.

[athousandyears]

C'mon.

[FalloutBoyRocks]

Noooo

[one_sweet_wrld]

100!

[purplehaze18]

at thursday in the square in buffalo ny, got him 2 sign a cd and everything

[trippinbilli40]

I want to win!

edit: I won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WINNER!!!!!

[one_sweet_wrld]

i guess not...

[DreamRapunzel06]

at thursday in the square in buffalo ny, got him 2 sign a cd and everything
Awesome!! Do you want a ride in my new 1986 Geo Prism and we will listen to the CD?

[athousandyears]

This game is hard. :shrug

[trippinbilli40]

Updated Winners So Far

#10 - VanHorneDog
#50 - Van HorneDog
#69 - OneSweetWrld
#100 - DreamRapunzel06

[purplehaze18]

hell yes. getting car rides from strangers is a hobby of mine.

[trippinbilli40]

This game is hard. :shrug

not for VanHorneDog apparently

[purplehaze18]

just as long as they like good music.

[one_sweet_wrld]

lets go 250!

[athousandyears]

Awesome!! Do you want a ride in my new 1986 Geo Prism and we will listen to the CD?

Rub it in, why don'tcha.

[athousandyears]

not for VanHorneDog apparently

I think he's cheating.

[DreamRapunzel06]

just as long as they like good music.
Well I do!!

[trippinbilli40]

alright people its all about who wants this grizzly man more.

btw for those who dont know grizzly man is like a gay porn magazine featuring large hairy men.

dont ask me why i know that.

[DreamRapunzel06]

Rub it in, why don'tcha.
Sorry, but I had to say it.

[athousandyears]

Grizzly Man. That's what I'm talkin' bout.

[purplehaze18]

then its a deal. and im not posting anywhere near 200

[DreamRapunzel06]

I am, I love gay porn with hairy men.

[one_sweet_wrld]

pr0n?

[purplehaze18]

right. and I love not that. but u like good music so its ok

[GSUdawg521]

D, will you come pick me up and take me to class? Just drop me off down the block so the other kids dont' see me gettin out of a Geo Prizm

[DreamRapunzel06]

right. and I love not that. but u like good music so its ok
Actually i like hairy lesbian porn more.

[DreamRapunzel06]

D, will you come pick me up and take me to class? Just drop me off down the block so the other kids dont' see me gettin out of a Geo Prizm
So, you are ashamed of me?

[one_sweet_wrld]

when/where can we redeem said prizes?

[GSUdawg521]

So, you are ashamed of me?

No, the car.

[DreamRapunzel06]

No, the car.
Oh, ok. Good. So where are my gummies?:D

[dmbigeyedphish]

I only want red gummy bears.

[purplehaze18]

mmm gummies.

[DreamRapunzel06]

I heart red gummies!!!

[GSUdawg521]

Oh, ok. Good. So where are my gummies?:D

I didn't get post 50 or 100 :shrug

[DreamRapunzel06]

I didn't get post 50 or 100 :shrug
But you said you had enough to go around.:(

[VanHorneDog]

Oh, ok. Good. So where are my gummies?:D

they are my gummies!!! :twak :lol

[DreamRapunzel06]

they are my gummies!!! :twak :lol
Sharing is caring.

[VanHorneDog]

Sharing is caring.

ok, you can have some. but i like the red ones so you cant have those.

how about a green?

[athousandyears]

they are my gummies!!! :twak :lol

Watch your back.

[GSUdawg521]

But you said you had enough to go around.:(

I'm talkin bout "my 'gummies'"


If you're lookin for my gummies, keep on lookin cause they stay in the jar. Ohhh, ohh. Ohh, ohh ohh

[VanHorneDog]

Watch your back.

sorry, i cant take somebody with a santa hat seriously. :lol

[DreamRapunzel06]

ok, you can have some. but i like the red ones so you cant have those.

how about a green?
Green are ok, they are my second favorite. I heart red gummies, but thank you for the green ones.
Do you want a ride in my new car?

[DreamRapunzel06]

Watch your back.
Whatev, I ain't gotta watch nottin.

[VanHorneDog]

Green are ok, they are my second favorite. I heart red gummies, but thank you for the green ones.
Do you want a ride in my new car?

sure, if you drop me off a block short. :lol

[athousandyears]

sorry, i cant take somebody with a santa hat seriously. :lol

:violent How about now?



No?

[DreamRapunzel06]

sure, if you drop me off a block short. :lol
Darn, you too? Is everyone ashamed of my new car. I told a friend about it and they were excited b/c the Geo gets lots of miles to the gallon.

[DreamRapunzel06]

I'm talkin bout "my 'gummies'"


If you're lookin for my gummies, keep on lookin cause they stay in the jar. Ohhh, ohh. Ohh, ohh ohh
:lol Shouldn't it be goodies?

[VanHorneDog]

:violent How about now?



No?

no you look like you gonig hunting in a santa hat... i hope the deer dont see it. :lol

[athousandyears]

no you look like you gonig hunting in a santa hat... i hope the deer dont see it. :lol

They'll just think I'm Santa. Fish in a barrel. Fish in a barrel, I tell ya.

[VanHorneDog]

They'll just think I'm Santa. Fish in a barrel. Fish in a barrel, I tell ya.

:D :thumbsup

ive always wanted to shoot fish in a barrel myself. just so i can say i have. :lol

[DMBgirl87]

:)post whores

[GSUdawg521]

no you look like you gonig hunting in a santa hat... i hope the deer dont see it. :lol

Says the fish with the santa hat on

[DreamRapunzel06]

Says the fish with the santa hat on
:lol:lol

[GSUdawg521]

:lol Shouldn't it be goodies?

Nah I'm special

[DreamRapunzel06]

Nah I'm special
You are SPECIAL, too me.........:D

[athousandyears]

Says the fish with the santa hat on

:lol burn :lol

[VanHorneDog]

Says the fish with the santa hat on

amazing... amazing... so can i use that as my avatar now? :D

[GSUdawg521]

You are SPECIAL, too me.........:D

:awww

:lol burn :lol

I got your back kid ;)

[GSUdawg521]

amazing... amazing... so can i use that as my avatar now? :D

That's why I made it!

[athousandyears]

:awww



I got your back kid ;)

Like this? :hump

[DreamRapunzel06]

amazing... amazing... so can i use that as my avatar now? :D
If you think you can handle the insults of a fish with a santa hat on.

[DreamRapunzel06]

Like this? :hump
:lol

[VanHorneDog]

If you think you can handle the insults of a fish with a santa hat on.

oh, i wasnt insulting him. just making fun. :D

i think i can handle it ;)

[MontaukNY]

que pasa?

[DreamRapunzel06]

oh, i wasnt insulting him. just making fun. :D

i think i can handle it ;)
Yeah, you got thick skin.

[GSUdawg521]

Like this? :hump

:cueLionelRichie

All night long! (all night, all night) All night long!

[athousandyears]

:cueLionelRichie

All night long! (all night, all night) All night long!

You know what that song does to me.

[GSUdawg521]

You know what that song does to me.

:stillsavingforTXtoGAplaneticket!!!

[DreamRapunzel06]

que pasa?
I love your sig.

[purplehaze18]

I love popcorn

[athousandyears]

I love lamp.

[DreamRapunzel06]

I love popcorn
Me 2!

[VanHorneDog]

so, how do i use the "Option 1 - Enter the URL to the Image on Another Website"

option?

[purplehaze18]

but do you have any?

[DreamRapunzel06]

but do you have any?
Yep, but like I said before, I'm eating gummy bears right now.

Hey, your b-day is five days after mine.

[GSUdawg521]

so, how do i use the "Option 1 - Enter the URL to the Image on Another Website"

option?

Just right click on the image I posted and save it, then upload it again.

[purplehaze18]

very nice, I was born on easter sunday, so obviously my first thoughts were "oh well, i must be jesus."

[DreamRapunzel06]

very nice, I was born on easter sunday, so obviously my first thoughts were "oh well, i must be jesus."
:lol

[purplehaze18]

yeah its been tough to live with, having to tell everyone and such..... its a burden.

[TempHelpNeeded]

what can i win for #200?

[athousandyears]

what can i win for #200?

Nothing, but the prize for 250 is right up your alley.

[one_sweet_wrld]

cmaaaahn

[TempHelpNeeded]

Nothing, but the prize for 250 is right up your alley.



Lube...riderm?

[athousandyears]

Lube...riderm?

Naturally.

Edit: That actually should come with the prize.

[trippinbilli40]

it could be argued that the upcoming prize is the best in the competition.

[DreamRapunzel06]

it could be argued that the upcoming prize is the best in the competition.
In some people's opinions I guess.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Oh please tell. I'm excited. I'm gunnin' for this one!!!



Boo-yah no class tomorrow. I should study, but fuck it. #250.

[athousandyears]

it could be argued that the upcoming prize is the best in the competition.

Hands down.

[DreamRapunzel06]

I want to stay here until post 250 (cause I'm gonna win, I can feel it). Then I'm off to bed because I have a final tomorrow at 11.

[trippinbilli40]

Oh please tell. I'm excited. I'm gunnin' for this one!!!



Boo-yah no class tomorrow. I should study, but fuck it. #250.

just check the first post

[athousandyears]

I don't know if I'm going to make it.

[TempHelpNeeded]

What is this prize?!?!?!?



EDIT-Checking first post.

[DreamRapunzel06]

I don't know if I'm going to make it.
Me neither, I am so tired. Is it really worth staying up all night for a porn mag?

[one_sweet_wrld]

im going to sleep, hopefully 250 will still be available in the morning :evil

:ugh

[TempHelpNeeded]

:ugh :ugh :freak :goat



I'll give you my address ASAP. Can't wait for the first issue.

[trippinbilli40]

What is this prize?!?!?!?



EDIT-Checking first post.

free subscription to Grizzly Man (hairy gay porn)

[VanHorneDog]

Just right click on the image I posted and save it, then upload it again.

but its too big.... or so it says. but there are plenty of peopel around here with really complicated ones... so yeah... :ugh

[athousandyears]

Me neither, I am so tired. Is it really worth staying up all night for a porn mag?

That's a silly question. Of course it is!

[GSUdawg521]

I'm calling post 200 a milestone and giving myself a prize

:evil

[trippinbilli40]

Me neither, I am so tired. Is it really worth staying up all night for a porn mag?

:lol do i really need to answer this?

















of course it is.

[TempHelpNeeded]

#200 can share the subscription with #250

:lol

[athousandyears]

but its too big.... or so it says. but there are plenty of peopel around here with really complicated ones... so yeah... :ugh

:lol Reading this in the context of the last few posts.

[DreamRapunzel06]

That's a silly question. Of course it is!
Well, then let's keep posting. I'm fading quickly. Post Faster people.

[athousandyears]

We're almost there. We can do it.

[TempHelpNeeded]

hairy, grizzly balls

[athousandyears]

hairy, grizzly balls


Stop it! I need both hands to type.

[DreamRapunzel06]

I'm calling post 200 a milestone and giving myself a prize

:evil
You can't just do that can you?



If you can, will you send the mags over to me once you are done with them?

[trippinbilli40]

nothing wrong with balls.

(spits).........nope.

[TempHelpNeeded]

I was really hoping this thread was going to be like 'Rat Race.' Mostly because I wanted to see John Cleese (sp?) speak to us.

[DreamRapunzel06]

I still prefer hairy lesbian porn. :)

It's HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

[GSUdawg521]

#200 can share the subscription with #250

:lol

In that case, I'm counting on Nakia or Danielle to get it!

[TempHelpNeeded]

Stop it! I need both hands to type.




Then I guess I shouldn't tell you about my hairy, grizzly, pierced nipples.

[athousandyears]

I love John Cleese.

[athousandyears]

Then I guess I shouldn't tell you about my hairy, grizzly, pierced nipples.

kihj jiu gtj, lp'lk

[trippinbilli40]

I was really hoping this thread was going to be like 'Rat Race.' Mostly because I wanted to see John Cleese (sp?) speak to us.

It kinda is, though.


I am john cleese. :hump

[TempHelpNeeded]

I love John Cleese.



Guy is a fucking genius. And hilarious as well.

[DreamRapunzel06]

Sorry to ask such a question, but who is Nakia?

[TempHelpNeeded]

kihj jiu gtj, lp'lk




Wanna wax my back? :monkey :hump

[athousandyears]

Sorry to ask such a question, but who is Nakia?

:waves

[GSUdawg521]

Sorry to ask such a question, but who is Nakia?

The love of my life

[TempHelpNeeded]

Sorry to ask such a question, but who is Nakia?




Some computer bot...stay clear of her/it. No telling what she'll/it'll do.

[DreamRapunzel06]

:waves
Oh, HI!

[trippinbilli40]

Sorry to ask such a question, but who is Nakia?

:
:
:
:
V

kihj jiu gtj, lp'lk

her

hence "nakia" in her sig.

[athousandyears]

Wanna wax my back? :monkey :hump

YES!


:rollsover

:lightscigarette

[TempHelpNeeded]

YES!


:rollsover

:lightscigarette



Magic baby, that's what is made in my kitchen.

[athousandyears]

The love of my life


:bounce

[DreamRapunzel06]

almost there.

[trippinbilli40]

lets all get naked and play a big game of grab ass!

[one_sweet_wrld]

-look, the most glorious rainbow ever!
-do me on it!

[TempHelpNeeded]

lets all get naked and play a big game of grab ass!




Whoa!!

You guys aren't naked yet? :o

[DreamRapunzel06]

Naked, I like naked.

[trippinbilli40]

nooooooooooooooooo!!!11 we cant turn this thread into an Anchorman quote off!!!










ahhhhhhhhh!! its so hot!! milk was a bad choice!@

[GSUdawg521]

Uhh yeah, I took off my pants like an hour ago

[athousandyears]

Whoa!!

You guys aren't naked yet? :o


I thought you knew me better than that. Of course I am.

[DreamRapunzel06]

I want to win, again.

[DreamRapunzel06]

I would be naked, but my roommate might look at me weird.

[athousandyears]

The Encore Love channel just turned into the Encore Softcore Porn channel.

[GSUdawg521]

I would be naked, but my roommate might look at me weird.

Get her naked too.

Better yet, help her get naked.

[DreamRapunzel06]

Let's streak the drill field!!!!!!!!!!!

[DreamRapunzel06]

Get her naked too.

Better yet, help her get naked.
Sorry, we are not that close.

[DreamRapunzel06]

Will you get naked with your roommate (if you have one)?

[MontaukNY]

subscription?

[athousandyears]

So close.

[DreamRapunzel06]

What?

[MontaukNY]

almost there...

[trippinbilli40]

Updated Winners:

#10 - VanHorneDog
#50 - VanHorneDog
#69 - One Sweet Wrld
#100 - DreamRapunzel06

[DreamRapunzel06]

I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MontaukNY]

third time's a charm.....

[athousandyears]

I need the porn!




Edit: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!