The Official "All Girls Are The Same" Thread

[OneSweetMonkey]

Yep. And if you don't believe me, you're probably a girl.

[SoRight24]

I support this.

[HappyLungs]

I don't support this whatsoever. I can tell someones character very easily.

I can tell which girls I'm going to fuck and which I'm going to actually talk to.

I can stomp on their heart also.

[TempHelpNeeded]

they are like M&Ms. they melt in my mouth, well, sometimes in my hand as well.

[TempHelpNeeded]

I don't support this whatsoever. I can tell someones character very easily.

I can tell which girls I'm going to fuck and which I'm going to actually talk to.

I can stomp on their heart also.



Sorry to hear it's been rough on ya.

[MacGuyver]

Yep. And if you don't believe me, you're probably a girl.

nope. close though. 99% of em are the same.

[whodat]

Now you have done it Nate. You had to go and make a thread. *shakes head*

[OneSweetMonkey]

Now you have done it Nate. You had to go and make a thread. *shakes head*

Dude. It needed to be done. They have that fuckin eyebrow thread, and God only knows what happens in there. I know I'm not lookin' to find out.

[HappyLungs]

Sorry to hear it's been rough on ya.

huh?

[whodat]

Dude. It needed to be done. They have that fuckin eyebrow thread, and God only knows what happens in there. I know I'm not lookin' to find out.

:ugh The one in DMBc? I have never step foot in there.

[OneSweetMonkey]

:ugh The one in DMBc? I have never step foot in there.

And for good reason.

That reason: Girls are crazy.

[wnderwoman]

And for good reason.

That reason: Girls are crazy.

:thumbsdow

[Lcsulla]

They don't all look the same, they don't all act the same, they're all different in bed, they dress differently, some are smart some are idiots, etc, etc.

I can't say they're all the same by a long shot. :)

[HappyLungs]

OneSweetMonkey -

I'm guessing you're one of those guys who gets attached TOO easily. And that there is your problem. Nice guys finish last, have you ever heard that? I don't know how much I can stress this perfect technique.

For those of you who saw 40 Year Old Virgin you are familiar with the "Plant" technique. When you meet a girl, you plant your seed...then vanish. Don't worry about it right away because if you're good (or well trained in the plant technique) it will work out perfectly. Let the plant grow and then pick the mother fucker. AND then decide whether or not it gets put in a vase or tossed into the pile.

Fool proof.

[whodat]

They don't all look the same, they don't all act the same, they're all different in bed, they dress differently, some are smart some are idiots, etc, etc.

I can't say they're all the same by a long shot. :)

Don't play the moderate here. This is place for men to come and feel at peace with their idea that women are a tad bit crazy. Just ask them, they won't deny it.

[OneSweetMonkey]

OneSweetMonkey -

I'm guessing you're one of those guys who gets attached TOO easily. And that there is your problem. Nice guys finish last, have you ever heard that? I don't know how much I can stress this perfect technique.

For those of you who saw 40 Year Old Virgin you are familiar with the "Plant" technique. When you meet a girl, you plant your seed...then vanish. Don't worry about it right away because if you're good (or well trained in the plant technique) it will work out perfectly. Let the plant grow and then pick the mother fucker. AND then decide whether or not it gets put in a vase or tossed into the pile.

Fool proof.

I never said I didn't like girls. I never said I couldn't handle girls. All I'm saying is that deep down... all girls are the same.
And I don't get attached at all. There are girls on these boards that will, regretably, back me up on that.

They don't all look the same, they don't all act the same, they're all different in bed, they dress differently, some are smart some are idiots, etc, etc.

I can't say they're all the same by a long shot. :)

Girl. ;)

[zetto]

Dude. It needed to be done. They have that fuckin eyebrow thread, and God only knows what happens in there. I know I'm not lookin' to find out.

I went in there once when I was an Ants noob. It was scary. I have not been back.

[OneSweetMonkey]

:thumbsdow

I love you, though.

[OneSweetMonkey]

I went in there once when I was an Ants noob. It was scary. I have not been back.

Uh huh!

[HappyLungs]

Well no shit man, deep down girls are the same just as deep down guys are the same.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Well no shit man, deep down girls are the same just as deep down guys are the same.

Trator to the cause, man.

[whodat]

Trator to the cause, man.

Well Nate, it is now official. nDMBc has become a battle of the sexes board. Just a matter of time before all hell breaks loose.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Well Nate, it is now official. nDMBc has become a battle of the sexes board. Just a matter of time before all hell breaks loose.

:lol
It's all in good fun. Anyone who doesn't realize that is a girl.

[zetto]

:lol
It's all in good fun. Anyone who doesn't realize that is a girl.

:lol

[whodat]

:lol
It's all in good fun. Anyone who doesn't realize that is a girl.

:lol

Agreed...:lol

[steffie224]

jesus christ.

are you guys all on your male menstruation cycles???

Quit bitching and moaning about women. You sound like a bunch of pussies.

Fact of the matter is, we have it all, and if we left the world you could never survive without us.

[steffie224]

Well Nate, it is now official. nDMBc has become a battle of the sexes board. Just a matter of time before all hell breaks loose.
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=158939&highlight=battle+sexes

[wnderwoman]

jesus christ.

are you guys all on your male menstruation cycles???

Quit bitching and moaning about women. You sound like a bunch of pussies.

Fact of the matter is, we have it all, and if we left the world you could never survive without us.

Thank you! Jesus...

[whodat]

jesus christ.

are you guys all on your male menstruation cycles???

Quit bitching and moaning about women. You sound like a bunch of pussies.

Fact of the matter is, we have it all, and if we left the world you could never survive without us.

I don't know. Should we do a menstartion roll call?

'NOW HEAR THIS, WHAT MEN HERE ARE FLOWING LIKE NIAGRA FALLS?'

[OneSweetMonkey]

jesus christ.

are you guys all on your male menstruation cycles???

Quit bitching and moaning about women. You sound like a bunch of pussies.

Fact of the matter is, we have it all, and if we left the world you could never survive without us.

Spoken like a true GIRL!
And again, nobody is complaining about women! I LOVE WOMEN! You just all think alike.

Thank you! Jesus...

And oh my God, you just proved my point.

[whodat]

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=158939&highlight=battle+sexes

I stand corrected. That poll has men winning by a 2/3 majority.

[1eyed_jack]

:lol

[steffie224]

Spoken like a true GIRL!
And again, nobody is complaining about women! I LOVE WOMEN! You just all think alike.



And oh my God, you just proved my point.
Think alike? how the fuck do you know what I'm thinking?

but think about it...without women you all would die.

Since you guys will never be able to figure out why you all would die, I'll let a woman point it out.

[steffie224]

I stand corrected. That poll has men winning by a 2/3 majority.
that could possibly be because the the population of antsmarching.org is 2/3 male :rolleyes

[OneSweetMonkey]

Think alike? how the fuck do you know what I'm thinking?

but think about it...without women you all would die.

Since you guys will never be able to figure out why you all would die, I'll let a woman point it out.

But. Without men you would all die, too. Remember? We have the sperm.

[mr.MikeD]

Think alike? how the fuck do you know what I'm thinking?

but think about it...without women you all would die.

Since you guys will never be able to figure out why you all would die, I'll let a woman point it out.

i'd either starve or get suffocated under a pile of laundry.

[wnderwoman]

Spoken like a true GIRL!
And again, nobody is complaining about women! I LOVE WOMEN! You just all think alike.



And oh my God, you just proved my point.

Calm down darlin. :hug

[steffie224]

i'd either starve or get suffocated under a pile of laundry.
:lol

your sleeping on the couch tonight.

[whodat]

i'd either starve or get suffocated under a pile of laundry.

:lol

[steffie224]

But. Without men you would all die, too. Remember? We have the sperm.
sperm banks

[whodat]

that could possibly be because the the population of antsmarching.org is 2/3 male :rolleyes

Point duely noted.

[1eyed_jack]

men rule girls drool. hahaha!!!!

[wnderwoman]

men rule girls drool. hahaha!!!!

This entire time I thought you were a girl... :o Sorry.

[OneSweetMonkey]

sperm banks

You need men to fill sperm banks. Bad argument, baby.

[1eyed_jack]

This entire time I thought you were a girl... :o Sorry.


haha

just out of curiosity, why?

[Lcsulla]

haha

just out of curiosity, why?

Welcome to my world dude! :lol

[OneSweetMonkey]

This entire time I thought you were a girl... :o Sorry.

Ooh. Gender pwn.

[wnderwoman]

haha

just out of curiosity, why?

I was just thinking that myself, I have no idea...

[wnderwoman]

Ooh. Gender pwn.

No I didn't mean it like that at all. :(

[TempHelpNeeded]

You need men to fill sperm banks. Bad argument, baby.

haha

just out of curiosity, why?

Welcome to my world dude! :lol




:lol :lol


Poor Jamie.

[steffie224]

You need men to fill sperm banks. Bad argument, baby.
not at all...they already exist. once you all are gone...we have plenty of dildos and sperm banks to keep. it.going.

got any uterus banks? I think not.

[1eyed_jack]

I was just thinking that myself, I have no idea...

that's ok, cause i always thought you were a dude with a major thing for wonder woman


...ok, so i didn't but you get my poiny. i actually don't have a point so there's nothing to get though. but yeah...i'm a guy :lol

[wnderwoman]

that's ok, cause i always thought you were a dude with a major thing for wonder woman


...ok, so i didn't but you get my poiny. i actually don't have a point so there's nothing to get though. but yeah...i'm a guy :lol

:lol

[1eyed_jack]

usually the only problem i have on ants is people thinking my name is jack

oh well, guess i'll have to work on sounding more masculine

:::farts:::

[TempHelpNeeded]

usually the only problem i have on ants is people thinking my name is jack

oh well, guess i'll have to work on sounding more masculine

:::farts:::



i include an occasional "brosef" and "where's the beef?" to assure ants of my maleness.

[Crazy#41]

True: They all have Vaginas and Boobies
False: I've never... ever.. swear to god NEVER.. met a girl like my girlfriend now.
She is really cooool... loves Dave. Likes to get high and just sit there and watch D&T videos...

[OneSweetMonkey]

not at all...they already exist. once you all are gone...we have plenty of dildos and sperm banks to keep. it.going.

got any uterus banks? I think not.

Yeah. You know what I've noticed? All girls think that way.

[steffie224]

Yeah. You know what I've noticed? All girls think that way.
:yawn

[trippinbilli40]

i definitely wouldnt say all girls are the same, there are some real gems out there. You know, the ones with brains, beauty, personality, and sexual prowess.

I havent met one of them yet but my instincts tell me she's gotta be out there somewhere.

[hylidaea]

i definitely wouldnt say all girls are the same, there are some real gems out there. You know, the ones with brains, beauty, personality, and sexual prowess.

I havent met one of them yet but my instincts tell me she's gotta be out there somewhere.
>bloop< I'm right here...

[OneSweetMonkey]

i definitely wouldnt say all girls are the same, there are some real gems out there. You know, the ones with brains, beauty, personality, and sexual prowess.

I havent met one of them yet but my instincts tell me she's gotta be out there somewhere.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[Koreelove]

yep. And all men are the same too.

[OneSweetMonkey]

>bloop< I'm right here...

Whatever, you're the girl who started this whole thing.

[OneSweetMonkey]

yep. And all men are the same too.

Nuh uh.

[GinaNMU]

Nuh uh.

:lol Yuh-huh!!!

And if you really think that "all girls are the same", then you must be hanging out w/ some damn boring, one dimensional women, dude. Instead of making a thread about it, why not try to meet some interesting, different girls than the ones that have caused you to view women this way.

[zachyd]

Oh the drama of it all. :(

[GinaNMU]

Oh the drama of it all. :(

Oh no drama! I feel bad for the guy! Note the :lol . This thread doesn't bug me, it makes me laugh.

[hylidaea]

Whatever, you're the girl who started this whole thing.

:confused You're joking, right?

[zachyd]

Oh no drama! I feel bad for the guy! Note the :lol . This thread doesn't bug me, it makes me laugh.

Me too. Very funny thread. :lol

And that comment wasn't directed specifically towards you, but rather towards the whole thread in general. :)

[OneSweetMonkey]

:lol Yuh-huh!!!

And if you really think that "all girls are the same", then you must be hanging out w/ some damn boring, one dimensional women, dude. Instead of making a thread about it, why not try to meet some interesting, different girls than the ones that have caused you to view women this way.

Like you?

And I'm proud to have the women in my life in my life. All of them are very, very wonderful people.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Oh no drama! I feel bad for the guy! Note the :lol . This thread doesn't bug me, it makes me laugh.

First of all, don't feel bad for me. Honestly. I'm good.

And I'm glad it makes you laugh, because that's really all this was intended for.

[GinaNMU]

First of all, don't feel bad for me. Honestly. I'm good.

And I'm glad it makes you laugh, because that's really all this was intended for.

:) Good.

[OneSweetMonkey]

:confused You're joking, right?

Of course I am, lovely.

[OneSweetMonkey]

:) Good.

But girls are still all the same.

[hylidaea]

Of course I am, lovely.
A whole dramatic thread with three pages already, all because of me?

I am flattered!

[GinaNMU]

But girls are still all the same.

:twak :lol :lol :lol

[marjorybarnes]

Nate youre starting a war on ants all by yourself! You dont evenneed my help!

[littleyogini]

all girls are the same...hmmmm...brilliant...

[marlin1805]

That feeling will pass. Girls are retarded sometimes though, thats for sure

[Benco]

That feeling will pass. Girls are retarded sometimes though, thats for sure


No kidding.

[OneSweetMonkey]

all girls are the same...hmmmm...brilliant...

Good input.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Nate youre starting a war on ants all by yourself! You dont evenneed my help!

Hell yeah, I have a knack.

[littleyogini]

Good input.

thanks....soooo all guys are dicks?

no, i am not buying this shit. all girls ARE NOT THE SAME...all guys ARE NOT THE SAME...


thank you:)

[dmbigeyedphish]

Show me your tits.

[OneSweetMonkey]

thanks....soooo all guys are dicks?

no, i am not buying this shit. all girls ARE NOT THE SAME...all guys ARE NOT THE SAME...


thank you:)

Yes they are.

And you're welcome.

And before you get all bunched up, I'm only joking with you. I'll bet my being a smart ass was making you mad though, huh?

[littleyogini]

Yes they are.

And you're welcome.

And before you get all bunched up, I'm only joking with you. I'll bet my being a smart ass was making you mad though, huh?

nope



just turning me on

[OneSweetMonkey]

nope



just turning me on

See? I turn on all girls. Hence... all girls are the same.

Point proven by your horniness for me.

Thread over due to the fact that you want to get naked for me.

[Barbossa]

I like girls.



Because girls have boobies.



Wait....all girls have boobies...so all the girls are the same!!!

[OneSweetMonkey]

I like girls.



Because girls have boobies.



Wait....all girls have boobies...so all the girls are the same!!!

Yep.

[Koreelove]

Nuh uh.

yah huh

truth!

[crushmebaby.]

This thread is entertaining.:bounce

[OneSweetMonkey]

This thread is entertaining.:bounce

So are girls. They're mean, deceptive and don't care who they hurt in the process of their little jokes.

[wnderwoman]

Nathan, where is all this coming from darlin?

[OneSweetMonkey]

Nathan, where is all this coming from darlin?

The deepest parts of my soul you could ever tap in to. :angel

[SoRight24]

But for some reason, we put up with them. ;)

[OneSweetMonkey]

But for some reason, we put up with them. ;)

Yeah, why is that?

[SoRight24]

Yeah, why is that?

Your guess is as good as mine brother....

[littleyogini]

all right sweet monkey...sure all girls are the same...can you help me with my bday queer poem?

[OneSweetMonkey]

all right sweet monkey...sure all girls are the same...can you help me with my bday queer poem?

At least you have a heart. I was playin in the beginning, the mood all changed.

[trippinbilli40]

i like when girls touch my penis.

other than that, they have proven to me quite useless.

[OneSweetMonkey]

i like when girls touch my penis.

other than that, they have proven to me quite useless.

That was pretty funny. Ironically, that's my problem. That's all girls want.

[dmbigeyedphish]

Yeah, girls just want my dick too...I hate that.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Yeah, girls just want my dick too...I hate that.

I know. I sound like a... well... girl.

[Invariant]

What attracts me to men is their minds.

They could look like look like that fat dude on NBC, I don't care, I'll still be attracted to them. All men are fascinating, especially if they have the right sense of obligation and respectable morals.

[trippinbilli40]

What attracts me to men is their minds.

They could look like look like that fat dude on NBC, I don't care, I'll still be attracted to them. All men are fascinating, especially if they have the right sense of obligation and respectable morals.

but the question is....are you hot?

[afritsch]

maybe it makes me a girl, but i have to disagree. ive found many different types of girls.

[OneSweetMonkey]

but the question is....are you hot?

:lol :lol

[Invariant]

but the question is....are you hot?

This is where I say.."Ugh, all boys are the same." :lol

[OneSweetMonkey]

What attracts me to men is their minds.

They could look like look like that fat dude on NBC, I don't care, I'll still be attracted to them. All men are fascinating, especially if they have the right sense of obligation and respectable morals.

So the fact that I'm an intelligent guy who is mad at the entire female race because all they want from me is sex puts me right up your alley?

[Barbossa]

i like when girls touch my penis.

other than that, they have proven to me quite useless.



:lol :lol :lol


Yeah....that can be nice....

[Raven36]

:ugh The one in DMBc? I have never step foot in there.


that thread makes me happy sometimes. :D its just girls fawning over dave. not much scandal going on. altho i havent visited in quite some time. like over 7 months.

all girls are the same because we are all crazy. but past the crazy you can find some excellent women worth knowing.

[OneSweetMonkey]

that thread makes me happy sometimes. :D its just girls fawning over dave. not much scandal going on. altho i havent visited in quite some time. like over 7 months.

all girls are the same because we are all crazy. but past the crazy you can find some excellent women worth knowing.

Every woman in my life is worth knowing. I get along with women better than I do with guys. But you're right... you're all crazy. And only after sex.

[Invariant]

So the fact that I'm an intelligent guy who is mad at the entire female race because all they want from me is sex puts me right up your alley?

I don't want sex. Not till I'm married. I don't care if it's corny, but I'm a one man woman.

You know, a little something called 'love' comes first. :lol And I feel so bad for you hunny, you should be able to find a sensible girl. I have a couple friends...:lol

[OneSweetMonkey]

I don't want sex. Not till I'm married. I don't care if it's corny, but I'm a one man woman.

You know, a little something called 'love' comes first. :lol And I feel so bad for you hunny, you should be able to find a sensible girl. I have a couple friends...:lol

Not that I'm trying to make a love connection, but why would you say you have a couple of friends if you are clearly single?

I just got chick pwn'd.

[afritsch]

So the fact that I'm an intelligent guy who is mad at the entire female race because all they want from me is sex puts me right up your alley?

woah woah woah. are you complaining that all women want from you is sex?

[OneSweetMonkey]

woah woah woah. are you complaining that all women want from you is sex?

Yes. I am.

[afritsch]

waahwahhweeewahhh

[OneSweetMonkey]

waahwahhweeewahhh

Thanks for the advice.

[Smoke/Mirrors]

i dig girls.

only 1 problem: i don't seem to recieve the dig that often these days.

[Invariant]

Not that I'm trying to make a love connection, but why would you say you have a couple of friends if you are clearly single?

I just got chick pwn'd.

Oh, no, no, no hun, I meant I have a couple *girl* friends who have good morals. You know, one's that don't want guys for the fun, physical aspect. And then I have friends who are completely different. It's crazy the amount of varying woman out there.

Nate, I'm sure you'll find somebody who will appreciate your beautiful mind! :thumbsup

[trippinbilli40]

i dig girls.

only 1 problem: i don't seem to recieve the dig that often these days.

here here

sucks, dont it?

[afritsch]

Thanks for the advice.

whatever. if you are complaining that girls only want you for sex and you are not able to find ONE girl to have an actual relationship with (if that is what you are looking for) you are either lying or doing something incredibly wrong. your problem at this point.

[Smoke/Mirrors]

here here

sucks, dont it?

yep yep. sigh.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Oh, no, no, no hun, I meant I have a couple *girl* friends who have good morals. You know, one's that don't want guys for the fun, physical aspect. And then I have friends who are completely different. It's crazy the amount of varying woman out there.

Nate, I'm sure you'll find somebody who will appreciate your beautiful mind! :thumbsup

Not in Southern California, I won't. Except Wnderwoman, but she'd never have me.

[Raven36]

I don't want sex. Not till I'm married. I don't care if it's corny, but I'm a one man woman.

You know, a little something called 'love' comes first. :lol And I feel so bad for you hunny, you should be able to find a sensible girl. I have a couple friends...:lol

hey me too! welcome to the club. population two!

Every woman in my life is worth knowing. I get along with women better than I do with guys. But you're right... you're all crazy. And only after sex.

we are all crazy. i FULLY admit that there are times when i just dont act rationally. and i think all girls do at time lose a sense of reason. not always. maybe not even frequently. but it happens. even to the most laid back of women. we all get emotional sometimes. its not a crime by any means. but i can comepletely understand how it must confuse men.

[OneSweetMonkey]

whatever. if you are complaining that girls only want you for sex and you are not able to find ONE girl to have an actual relationship with (if that is what you are looking for) you are either lying or doing something incredibly wrong. your problem at this point.

I'm lying. You're a college student, aren't you?

[OneSweetMonkey]

hey me too! welcome to the club. population two!



we are all crazy. i FULLY admit that there are times when i just dont act rationally. and i think all girls do at time lose a sense of reason. not always. maybe not even frequently. but it happens. even to the most laid back of women. we all get emotional sometimes. its not a crime but i any means. but i can comepletely understand how it must confuse men.

You have to live on a completely different continent, don't you?

[trippinbilli40]

yep yep. sigh.

*pats smoke/mirrors on the back*

we'll get ours someday man. goddamit we'll get ours.

[Jambi]

So, all girls just want sex? I'm moving to where you live.

I've found that most of the women I've dated are pretty much the same. Usually overdramatic and too busy looking in the mirror to pay any attention to me.

However, the one I'm dating now SEEMS to be different, and we've been dating for a long time.

[Raven36]

You have to live on a completely different continent, don't you?


huh?

[Invariant]

hey me too! welcome to the club. population two!



we are all crazy. i FULLY admit that there are times when i just dont act rationally. and i think all girls do at time lose a sense of reason. not always. maybe not even frequently. but it happens. even to the most laid back of women. we all get emotional sometimes. its not a crime but i any means. but i can comepletely understand how it must confuse men.

Hey, hunny! Glad to have found a kindred spirt. And you seem like SO much fun, and you live in South Africa. Way cool, sweetie, way cool. :D

Anyway, just wanted to poke in this thread and tell Nate I don't think he's going to end up alone. I'll go back to living outside of nDMB now.

[afritsch]

I'm lying. You're a college student, aren't you?

yes, why?

[OneSweetMonkey]

So, all girls just want sex? I'm moving to where you live.

:BANG :rolleyes

[Jambi]

:BANG :rolleyes

It was a joke man. See where I edited it.

[OneSweetMonkey]

yes, why?

Because your last comment made a lot of sense for someone your age. Dude I used to think like you. But evetually, you grow up. I don't mean that in a bad way, at all. I'm just saying, at this point in my life, sex isn't everything. And that whole "if you can't find ONE girl" crap... dude trust me... you don't have all the answers.
And please don't take this as an attack, just please don't pretend like you know everything. I don't lie about my problems on a chat board, and I certainly don't pretend like I'm perfect. But this is an issue that's bothering me, whether you understand it or not. You will someday.

[Smoke/Mirrors]

*pats smoke/mirrors on the back*

we'll get ours someday man. goddamit we'll get ours.
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

if you ever need a wingman, and are barhopping in seattle area, let me know. :lol

[trippinbilli40]

yeah well im at the point in my life where id love to find a girl that isnt dramatic and worth actually being in a relationship with......but since i cant seem to find that yet im satisfied with fucking.

[UNC41]

Try looking somewhere other than a bar.

All girls are the same? Just like all blacks are the same? Durr ...

[OneSweetMonkey]

It was a joke man. See where I edited it.

Oh no, I know, man. I just expected to get the responses that I'm getting with "why are you complaining" and "that's not a problem that girls only want sex". Don't get me wrong... I'm not a prude. That's why I have the problem that I have. But I actually fell for the last girl. And she, of course, turned out to be a weekend hook up. Just like all the rest.

[afritsch]

Because your last comment made a lot of sense for someone your age. Dude I used to think like you. But evetually, you grow up. I don't mean that in a bad way, at all. I'm just saying, at this point in my life, sex isn't everything. And that whole "if you can't find ONE girl" crap... dude trust me... you don't have all the answers.
And please don't take this as an attack, just please don't pretend like you know everything. I don't lie about my problems on a chat board, and I certainly don't pretend like I'm perfect. But this is an issue that's bothering me, whether you understand it or not. You will someday.

Ok maybe I don't have all the answers. Maybe I am younger than you. But I have gotten laid, and I have had relationships. I probably still dont even understand what you are moaning about so I will leave it at that.

edit: ok now seeing the post above this one, it makes a lot more sense, and i apologize for being confrontational. i wont offer up any advice, seeing as though i really have none to offer, but that does suck, so sorry.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Try looking somewhere other than a bar.

All girls are the same? Just like all blacks are the same? Durr ...

I actually gave up the bar scene a long time ago.

And please back read before you start comparing my issue to racism, or sexism for that matter.

[trippinbilli40]

Ok maybe I don't have all the answers. Maybe I am younger than you. But I have gotten laid, and I have had relationships. I probably still dont even understand what you are moaning about so I will leave it at that.

:lol :lol

i wish thats how all ants arguments went.

[MoBb]

nope. close though. 99% of em are the same.

:thumbsup

[BehindBlueyes16]

Oh no, I know, man. I just expected to get the responses that I'm getting with "why are you complaining" and "that's not a problem that girls only want sex". Don't get me wrong... I'm not a prude. That's why I have the problem that I have. But I actually fell for the last girl. And she, of course, turned out to be a weekend hook up. Just like all the rest.

If you think males have it bad in this respect, try being a girl. I feel like guys are way more notorious for behaving that way than girls are, or it has been that way in my experience.

[Raven36]

Hey, hunny! Glad to have found a kindred spirt. And you seem like SO much fun, and you live in South Africa. Way cool, sweetie, way cool. :D

Anyway, just wanted to poke in this thread and tell Nate I don't think he's going to end up alone. I'll go back to living outside of nDMB now.

unfortunately that is a dirty rotten lie. :lol i put it up there during the whole "water hole extravaganza" when everyone was watching the water hole. i became obsessed with S Africa. :lol but i really should change that becuase youre not the first person who has believed my awful lies!

but i hope im still fun! and yes us abstinent people must stick together on these boards sweet pea!

ok guys im off to bed. night.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Ok maybe I don't have all the answers. Maybe I am younger than you. But I have gotten laid, and I have had relationships. I probably still dont even understand what you are moaning about so I will leave it at that.

edit: ok now seeing the post above this one, it makes a lot more sense, and i apologize for being confrontational. i wont offer up any advice, seeing as though i really have none to offer, but that does suck, so sorry.

I know you don't, brother. And again, I wasn't trying to put you down by any means. All I'm saying is that I know where you're at, because I've been there. But I'm at a different place now. Enjoy your youth, man. It sucks when life gets complicated.

[Jambi]

Oh no, I know, man. I just expected to get the responses that I'm getting with "why are you complaining" and "that's not a problem that girls only want sex". Don't get me wrong... I'm not a prude. That's why I have the problem that I have. But I actually fell for the last girl. And she, of course, turned out to be a weekend hook up. Just like all the rest.

Alright. :)

I understand where you're coming from. I'm assuming your'e maybe late 20's, early 30's?? It's easy for someone who is my age (21) to talk about how much we want sex, but I'm sure as I get older I'll just want to find someone I can settle down with. There's nothing wrong with that. The world would be better off if more guys that age would grow up and realize they're not in high school or college anymore.

[OneSweetMonkey]

If you think males have it bad in this respect, try being a girl. I feel like guys are way more notorious for behaving that way than girls are, or it has been that way in my experience.

Honey, I never said guys weren't all the same.

[Raven36]

:lol :lol

i wish thats how all ants arguments went.


me too. that was amazing. im gonna go ahead and call it a beacon of hope that could save DMBc from imminent (sp?) self-destruction.

[OneSweetMonkey]

me too. that was amazing. im gonna go ahead and call it a beacon of hope that could save DMBc from imminent (sp?) self-destruction.

I'm already trying to do that ;)

[afritsch]

I know you don't, brother. And again, I wasn't trying to put you down by any means. All I'm saying is that I know where you're at, because I've been there. But I'm at a different place now. Enjoy your youth, man. It sucks when life gets complicated.


yep i can imagine. good luck :thumbsup

[UNC41]

I actually gave up the bar scene a long time ago.

And please back read before you start comparing my issue to racism, or sexism for that matter.

The point wasn't to compare it to racism. It was to shoot down stereotypes.

Not gonna backread, but the thread title and first post seems to get your opinion across clear.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Alright. :)

I understand where you're coming from. I'm assuming your'e maybe late 20's, early 30's?? It's easy for someone who is my age (21) to talk about how much we want sex, but I'm sure as I get older I'll just want to find someone I can settle down with. There's nothing wrong with that. The world would be better off if more guys that age would grow up and realize they're not in high school or college anymore.

I am 28. Which has me at the crossroads. I like having sex. But now I've gone and fallen for a girl who likes sex, also. And that's all she wanted. Maybe that's all I wanted at the beginning of the night, also. Because that's usually how it goes. But she's cool. And I dig her.

[BehindBlueyes16]

Honey, I never said guys weren't all the same.


Fair enough. And while that sort of behavior sucks there are plenty of guys and girls out there who don't act that way, nor does the portion of the population that does prove that all girls (or guys for that matter) are the same.

[OneSweetMonkey]

The point wasn't to compare it to racism. It was to shoot down stereotypes.

Not gonna backread, but the thread title and first post seems to get your opinion across clear.

No it doesn't. There is a point, and it wasn't really a stereotype.

[Jambi]

I am 28. Which has me at the crossroads. I like having sex. But now I've gone and fallen for a girl who likes sex, also. And that's all she wanted. Maybe that's all I wanted at the beginning of the night, also. Because that's usually how it goes. But she's cool. And I dig her.

Hmmm, I really don't know what to tell you man. If she was just in it for some action, there's really nothing you can do about it, except move on and try and find someone who's not just in it for sex. If that's all she was motivated by, then she probabaly isn't really worth trying to have a relationship with. At least that's what I gather from the limited knowledge of the situation you've given.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Fair enough. And while that sort of behavior sucks there are plenty of guys and girls out there who don't act that way, nor does the portion of the population that does prove that all girls (or guys for that matter) are the same.

I feel the need to point out that I meant all the girls *in my life* are the same. I thought that would have been clear, since I can't speak for people I don't know.

[UNC41]

No it doesn't. There is a point, and it wasn't really a stereotype.

Fair enough, you don't honestly believe the title of the thread. You're in a rut and best of luck getting out of it. I'm currently in one regards to employment, not ladies.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Hmmm, I really don't know what to tell you man. If she was just in it for some action, there's really nothing you can do about it, except move on and try and find someone who's not just in it for sex. If that's all she was motivated by, then she probabaly isn't really worth trying to have a relationship with. At least that's what I gather from the limited knowledge of the situation you've given.

I mean, I'm not going to dwell on this dying thing. It just sucks, and it had me bitter when I started the thread.

[steffie224]

I like girls.



Because girls have boobies.



Wait....all girls have boobies...so all the girls are the same!!!
:lol

[Jambi]

I mean, I'm not going to dwell on this dying thing. It just sucks, and it had me bitter when I started the thread.

Yeah, I feel for you man, but life throws you some curveballs. Just have to figure out the best way to respond, and go forward.

Best of luck to you though.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Fair enough, you don't honestly believe the title of the thread. You're in a rut and best of luck getting out of it. I'm currently in one regards to employment, not ladies.

I wish you all the luck, man.
And see, that's the difficult part. I'm not in a rut. I just fell for a girl, and in my life, all girls want is sex. That's why I said all girls are the same.
But I'm sorry about your rut. Is it going to work itself out, do you think?

[MoBb]

I think the biggest reason why girls seem to be so similar, is because they usually don't have any (IMHO) interesting passions in life. Most seem content to live with their basic populistic mind set, and hardly anyone I meet has any real interest in music, movies, art, science, philosphy or what have you. Their whole world revolves around whatever "drama" goes on inside their little worthless "click" of whores, changing best friends every other week. I can't even remember when I had a interesting conversation with someone ofthe opposite sex. If I do, they're usually a bit older than me. - And always dating someone, of course.

I don't know; this might just be a norwegian phenomenon, though I highly doubt that.

[steffie224]

I feel the need to point out that I meant all the girls *in my life* are the same. I thought that would have been clear, since I can't speak for people I don't know.
:shrug

[OneSweetMonkey]

Yeah, I feel for you man, but life throws you some curveballs. Just have to figure out the best way to respond, and go forward.

Best of luck to you though.

Thank you. I'm fine, as long as I have Steffie in my life. She's married, so I know she doesn't only want to fuck me.

[MoBb]

Oh, and those girls I meet who seems to have developed anything close to what I would call a good personality, have clearly gotten it from their earlier boyfriends, whom influenced them.

[OneSweetMonkey]

I think the biggest reason why girls seem to be so similar, is because they usually don't have any (IMHO) interesting passions in life. Most seem content to live with their basic populistic mind set, and hardly anyone I meet has any real interest in music, movies, art, science, philosphy or what have you. Their whole world revolves around whatever "drama" goes on inside their little worthless "click" of whores, changing best friends every other week. I can't even remember when I had a interesting conversation with someone ofthe opposite sex. If I do, they're usually a bit older than me. - And always dating someone, of course.

I don't know; this might just be a norwegian phenomenon, though I highly doubt that.

lol... I like you, man.

[UNC41]

I wish you all the luck, man.
And see, that's the difficult part. I'm not in a rut. I just fell for a girl, and in my life, all girls want is sex. That's why I said all girls are the same.
But I'm sorry about your rut. Is it going to work itself out, do you think?

Eh, just graduated and am looking for my first job. I've got some cash saved up so it's not a huge deal, but I'm starting to stress a bit.

Sounds like you just need some new girls in your life. I had a cousin who just moved back from Cali and she said no one wants to settle down there until their 30s.

[OneSweetMonkey]

:shrug

Not you. But you're married. I already posted about you.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Eh, just graduated and am looking for my first job. I've got some cash saved up so it's not a huge deal, but I'm starting to stress a bit.

Sounds like you just need some new girls in your life. I had a cousin who just moved back from Cali and she said no one wants to settle down there until their 30s.

And guess where I am.

[afritsch]

Oh, and those girls I meet who seems to have developed anything close to what I would call a good personality, have clearly gotten it from their earlier boyfriends, whom influenced them.

maybe it's just me, but there is like 1 girl in a hundred that i actually find funny, which sucks, because humor is huge for me. but yea, for me girls just arent funny in general :shrug

[MoBb]

lol... I like you, man.

Be careful with those compliments around me. I'm turning more gay by the hour. :rolleyes

(Thanks though)

[Smoke/Mirrors]

christ on a bagel...this thread is HOPPIN!!!!

[UNC41]

And guess where I am.

That's why I mentioned the Cali tidbit. Best of luck though, man.

[MoBb]

maybe it's just me, but there is like 1 girl in a hundred that i actually find funny, which sucks, because humor is huge for me. but yea, for me girls just arent funny in general :shrug

Absolutely. I know of one funny girl. I don't even care if they're not funny themself, but if they don't get what I consider to be good humor it's just not gonna work.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Be careful with those compliments around me. I'm turning more gay by the hour. :rolleyes

(Thanks though)

As long as you want more than sex...



Just kidding.

[OneSweetMonkey]

That's why I mentioned the Cali tidbit. Best of luck though, man.

Cheers, thank you.

[MoBb]

As long as you want more than sex...



Just kidding.

Oh I'm all about the cuddling baby..





I'm not gay. Please believe me.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Oh I'm all about the cuddling baby..





I'm not gay. Please believe me.

I believe you.

[MoBb]

I believe you.

*Exhales*

[steffie224]

you guys all sound like a bunch of fucking idiot crybabies.

oh booohooo :lorraine

girls treat me like shit:lorraine

I can't find someone who likes me:lorraine

For that they are all stupid :lorraine

And for that they're all the same:lorraine

AND FOR THAT all girls are shallow :lorraine


.....

so, because you can't find a girl that suits YOU it's "EVERY GIRL SUCKS"?


There are a ton of great girls out there. And by that I mean there IS a girl that is going to have your same interests, passions, sense of humor...and is going to appreciate YOU for who you are.

I'm sorry if some girls have treated you poorly, and you have not yet found your perfect soulmate....but that is no need to dwell on this huge stereotype you guys are creating. It's insulting to us ladies, and it's just plain ignorant.

The more you think all this negativity about the female population, the more you really will start to believe that all girls suck. Then your mind will have a closed view, and you will miss out when you finally do run into the girl of your dreams...because you won't be able to see through the clouds you have created.

And Nate, no smart ass comment to me please - no "I was only kidding" or anything like that. I'm not mad at you.

At the beginning of the day this thread was silly & I found it entertaining.

Now you guys are beginning to sound like you are attacking all women no matter who they are, and I just need to stick up for us gals I guess.

Everybody is different, everyone has a goldmine inside of them. Find yours and you will find a girl, and realize she has a goldmine too.

[steffie224]

Thank you. I'm fine, as long as I have Steffie in my life. She's married, so I know she doesn't only want to fuck me.
only want to? when did I ever?



:hug

[BehindBlueyes16]

Well said. I completely agree.

[SeanMH]

:thumbsdow

I like you! :hump
They don't all look the same, they don't all act the same, they're all different in bed, they dress differently, some are smart some are idiots, etc, etc.

I can't say they're all the same by a long shot. :)

Good points! I concur. :thumbsup

[hylidaea]

maybe it's just me, but there is like 1 girl in a hundred that i actually find funny, which sucks, because humor is huge for me. but yea, for me girls just arent funny in general :shrug
I'm riverdancing naked right now. That's not funny? I think it's funny.

[afritsch]

I'm riverdancing naked right now. That's not funny? I think it's funny.

i did not lol.

[steffie224]

Good points! I concur. :thumbsup
stop kissing up to him, he's into girls.

[Lcsulla]

The more you think all this negativity about the female population, the more you really will start to believe that all girls suck. Then your mind will have a closed view, and you will miss out when you finally do run into the girl of your dreams...because you won't be able to see through the clouds you have created.



Bingo Steffie! Well said, the whole post but mainly this! :)

[hylidaea]

you guys all sound like a bunch of fucking idiot crybabies.

oh booohooo :lorraine

girls treat me like shit:lorraine

I can't find someone who likes me:lorraine

For that they are all stupid :lorraine

And for that they're all the same:lorraine

AND FOR THAT all girls are shallow :lorraine

(snipped the rest of this *most worthy* post for brevity sake only)

What Steffie said.

[OneSweetMonkey]

you guys all sound like a bunch of fucking idiot crybabies.

oh booohooo :lorraine

girls treat me like shit:lorraine

I can't find someone who likes me:lorraine

For that they are all stupid :lorraine

And for that they're all the same:lorraine

AND FOR THAT all girls are shallow :lorraine


.....

so, because you can't find a girl that suits YOU it's "EVERY GIRL SUCKS"?


There are a ton of great girls out there. And by that I mean there IS a girl that is going to have your same interests, passions, sense of humor...and is going to appreciate YOU for who you are.

I'm sorry if some girls have treated you poorly, and you have not yet found your perfect soulmate....but that is no need to dwell on this huge stereotype you guys are creating. It's insulting to us ladies, and it's just plain ignorant.

The more you think all this negativity about the female population, the more you really will start to believe that all girls suck. Then your mind will have a closed view, and you will miss out when you finally do run into the girl of your dreams...because you won't be able to see through the clouds you have created.

And Nate, no smart ass comment to me please - no "I was only kidding" or anything like that. I'm not mad at you.

At the beginning of the day this thread was silly & I found it entertaining.

Now you guys are beginning to sound like you are attacking all women no matter who they are, and I just need to stick up for us gals I guess.

Everybody is different, everyone has a goldmine inside of them. Find yours and you will find a girl, and realize she has a goldmine too.

But I never said "girls suck". I actually made the point that I love and appreciate women quite a few times in here. I don't think girls suck. They're just all the same.
You're pretty mean tonight, by the way. Just like the rest of 'em.

[hylidaea]

i did not lol.
Not even a little bit? I guess you have to be there...

[SeanMH]

:lol

[KnightofShadows]

Why do women ruin all the fun?

[afritsch]

Not even a little bit? I guess you have to be there...

yea sorry, im into more subtle humor. next time you strip down and riverdance try making a sarcastic comment, that will be sure to get a laugh out of me.

[steffie224]

But I never said "girls suck". I actually made the point that I love and appreciate women quite a few times in here. I don't think girls suck. They're just all the same.
You're pretty mean tonight, by the way. Just like the rest of 'em.
why? because I have a backbone and stick up for something?

I specifically said I wasn't mad at you...which should've translated to "I'm not talking about you"

get past that part and read the rest though, it could be good advice for you.

[hylidaea]

yea sorry, im into more subtle humor. next time you strip down and riverdance try making a sarcastic comment, that will be sure to get a laugh out of me.
Well, you're quite the charmer, now aren't you? :freak ::riverdances naked::


that better?

[afritsch]

haha that actually did make me laugh a bit.

[steffie224]

way to kill the thread with naked riverdancing and sarcastic comments.

[afritsch]

it was worth it. a girl made me laugh.

[HappyLungs]

I have no problems with girls whatsoever. I love women.

As a matter of fact, I want to take this opportunity to thank women for being what they are.

And thank whoever created them for boobs. And nice butts. And brunettes.

[trippinbilli40]

it was worth it. a girl made me laugh.

heeeeeeeeey a girl made me laugh today too! see? they're all the same.

[dancergirl40ky]

Not in Southern California, I won't. Except Wnderwoman, but she'd never have me.

Maybe the thread should have been "All girls in So. Cal. are the same":rolleyes

[hylidaea]

way to kill the thread with naked riverdancing and sarcastic comments.
Well, supposedly I started the whole thing, so it's only fitting. :)

[dancergirl40ky]

I am 28. Which has me at the crossroads. I like having sex. But now I've gone and fallen for a girl who likes sex, also. And that's all she wanted. Maybe that's all I wanted at the beginning of the night, also. Because that's usually how it goes. But she's cool. And I dig her.

One suggestion would be to not have sex on the first date/first meeting. A woman who sleeps with a guy the first time they are together is not looking for a relationship.

[dancergirl40ky]

Be careful with those compliments around me. I'm turning more gay by the hour. :rolleyes

(Thanks though)

Sounds like you you should go ahead and take that plunge. As a matter of fact maybe all you unhappy guys should meet up for a big sausage fest.

[dancergirl40ky]

you guys all sound like a bunch of fucking idiot crybabies.

oh booohooo :lorraine

girls treat me like shit:lorraine

I can't find someone who likes me:lorraine

For that they are all stupid :lorraine

And for that they're all the same:lorraine

AND FOR THAT all girls are shallow :lorraine



.....

so, because you can't find a girl that suits YOU it's "EVERY GIRL SUCKS"?


There are a ton of great girls out there. And by that I mean there IS a girl that is going to have your same interests, passions, sense of humor...and is going to appreciate YOU for who you are.

I'm sorry if some girls have treated you poorly, and you have not yet found your perfect soulmate....but that is no need to dwell on this huge stereotype you guys are creating. It's insulting to us ladies, and it's just plain ignorant.

The more you think all this negativity about the female population, the more you really will start to believe that all girls suck. Then your mind will have a closed view, and you will miss out when you finally do run into the girl of your dreams...because you won't be able to see through the clouds you have created.

And Nate, no smart ass comment to me please - no "I was only kidding" or anything like that. I'm not mad at you.

At the beginning of the day this thread was silly & I found it entertaining.

Now you guys are beginning to sound like you are attacking all women no matter who they are, and I just need to stick up for us gals I guess.

Everybody is different, everyone has a goldmine inside of them. Find yours and you will find a girl, and realize she has a goldmine too.


Good job Steffie, I was thinking that he is having trouble finding a relationship because his true feeling about women are seeping through and the women he finds himself with are catching that vibe quickly and cutting their losses.

[Koreelove]

Nate, I feel your pain. I think part of the problem lies with your logistics. You’re in Southern Cali, correct? Well, I’m in South Florida and let me tell you, I meet guys all the time and I feel I am meeting the same person morphed into a different body. In places like South Florida and Southern Cali, I think there is a certain expectation that every one so falsely believes is the norm. The element of superficiality comes into play in a huge way. People truly believe they have to act a certain way and look a certain way, which the people’s true self gets clouded over with fakeness. I’m not saying that all women in these parts of the country are fake, because by no means are they. But what I’m saying is that you will have an easier time finding them. All the guys are looking for “that girl” (size 0, blonde, dumb). And the same goes for “that guy” (strong, rich, nice car). I live in one of the most superficial parts of the country, unfortunately I see this every day.

I agree with Steffie also. There ARE wonderful women in this country. They are smart, educated and beautiful. And you shouldn’t hate on all women just because you haven’t found one that is right for you. You are lucky if you ever even meet one of these people in your life time.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Nate, I feel your pain. I think part of the problem lies with your logistics. You’re in Southern Cali, correct? Well, I’m in South Florida and let me tell you, I meet guys all the time and I feel I am meeting the same person morphed into a different body. In places like South Florida and Southern Cali, I think there is a certain expectation that every one so falsely believes is the norm. The element of superficiality comes into play in a huge way. People truly believe they have to act a certain way and look a certain way, which the people’s true self gets clouded over with fakeness. I’m not saying that all women in these parts of the country are fake, because by no means are they. But what I’m saying is that you will have an easier time finding them. All the guys are looking for “that girl” (size 0, blonde, dumb). And the same goes for “that guy” (strong, rich, nice car). I live in one of the most superficial parts of the country, unfortunately I see this every day.

I agree with Steffie also. There ARE wonderful women in this country. They are smart, educated and beautiful. And you shouldn’t hate on all women just because you haven’t found one that is right for you. You are lucky if you ever even meet one of these people in your life time.

I agree with Steffie as well. There's no doubt about it. Women are phenomenal and I wouldn't know what to do with myself without them.
I think this thread turned into a pity party for me because you guys think I can't find a girl. That's not the case. The problem lies in the fact that every girl that I meet is not worth the time or the effort, and when one who is worth the time and the effort finally does come along, they're only out for themselves.

[littleyogini]

wow, this thread continues to be popular:lol

[rachel8103]

I agree with Steffie as well. There's no doubt about it. Women are phenomenal and I wouldn't know what to do with myself without them.
I think this thread turned into a pity party for me because you guys think I can't find a girl. That's not the case. The problem lies in the fact that every girl that I meet is not worth the time or the effort, and when one who is worth the time and the effort finally does come along, they're only out for themselves.

I've been trying to ignore this thread, but that seriously hurt. I hope you meant this in the context of girlfriend, not friend...

[dmbgodagirl41]

I'll admit, most girls are bitches, and for that, I'm glad I'm not a lesbian.
Guys are way worse, though, especially when they are in their mid-20s. Why is it that practically every guy I know doesn't want to be with someone who is good for them?

[littleyogini]

I've been trying to ignore this thread, but that seriously hurt. I hope you meant this in the context of girlfriend, not friend...
:hug :hug :hug :hug :hug :hug :hug

[rachel8103]

:hug :hug :hug :hug :hug :hug :hug

Hi my love. I miss you!

[littleyogini]

Hi my love. I miss you!


i am looking at the sticker you sent me right now:hug


you are sooo sweet my dear:)


AND I AM GOING TO GORGE THIS SUMMER!!!!!!

[rachel8103]

i am looking at the sticker you sent me right now:hug


you are sooo sweet my dear:)


AND I AM GOING TO GORGE THIS SUMMER!!!!!!

You and Brandon better be there! I can't wait to hug you. I love my little sprout!

[OneSweetMonkey]

I've been trying to ignore this thread, but that seriously hurt. I hope you meant this in the context of girlfriend, not friend...

**shakesheadwonderingwhypeoplejusttrytojumpintothe conversationobviouslyknowingnothingaboutwhatsgoing on**

Holy fucking hell, dude.

EDIT : And no, Rachel. This whole thread was, of course, directed specifically at our friendship. I mean, who could possibly think that it's not totally an attack on you?

[OneSweetMonkey]

I'll admit, most girls are bitches, and for that, I'm glad I'm not a lesbian.
Guys are way worse, though, especially when they are in their mid-20s. Why is it that practically every guy I know doesn't want to be with someone who is good for them?

The same reason that every girl I know only wants to be with guys that are mean to them.


Can I get an Amen, brothas!

[rachel8103]

**shakesheadwonderingwhypeoplejusttrytojumpintothe conversationobviouslyknowingnothingaboutwhatsgoing on**

Holy fucking hell, dude.

I read the whole thread Nathan and I'm not about to air one of our arguments on Ants.

[OneSweetMonkey]

I read the whole thread Nathan and I'm not about to air one of our arguments on Ants.

I will. All day.

And if you read the whole thread, you wouldn't have to say things like "that hurt" or "I hope you're talking about girlfriends and not friends". Like you don't know any better.

[rachel8103]

I will. All day.

And if you read the whole thread, you wouldn't have to say things like "that hurt" or "I hope you're talking about girlfriends and not friends". Like you don't know any better.

We were once (granted for a short time) kind of more than friends. So I read your post as you saying I wasn't worth your time or effort. Fine. But if that's truly the case, how is it that we claim to be such good friends now?!?

[OneSweetMonkey]

We were once (granted for a short time) kind of more than friends. So I read your post as you saying I wasn't worth your time or effort. Fine. But if that's truly the case, how is it that we claim to be such good friends now?!?

Holy. Fucking. Hell. On. Earth.

You have seriously just earned yourself a time out.

[rachel8103]

Holy. Fucking. Hell. On. Earth.




Exactly.

I'm done. Have a good day.

[OneSweetMonkey]

I'm done.

Exactly.

[dmbgodagirl41]

THIS is why i'm glad my ex doesn't post around here, cuz that's what every thread would be like for me :lol

[OneSweetMonkey]

THIS is why i'm glad my ex doesn't post around here, cuz that's what every thread would be like for me :lol

She is not. My ex.

[rachel8103]

THIS is why i'm glad my ex doesn't post around here, cuz that's what every thread would be like for me :lol

Just to clarify, I am not by any means Nathan's ex. We are friends. That is all.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Just to clarify, I am not by any means Nathan's ex. We are friends. That is all.

I didn't mean you guys dated, I just meant that I think if my most recent ex posted here, it would be nothing but back and forth "i hate you"s....even if it was just for fun :)

[OneSweetMonkey]

I didn't mean you guys dated, I just meant that I think if my most recent ex posted here, it would be nothing but back and forth "i hate you"s....even if it was just for fun :)

Yeah, this is a lot of fun :D

[lizzardsauce]

Nate is a girl.

[steffie224]

**shakesheadwonderingwhypeoplejusttrytojumpintothe conversationobviouslyknowingnothingaboutwhatsgoing on**

Holy fucking hell, dude.

EDIT : And no, Rachel. This whole thread was, of course, directed specifically at our friendship. I mean, who could possibly think that it's not totally an attack on you?
This was about Rachel??????:eek


I'm out of it.

I had no idea Rach, I'm sorry.

[OneSweetMonkey]

This was about Rachel??????:eek


I'm out of it.

I had no idea Rach, I'm sorry.

No, none of this had anything to do with Rachel. Honestly. I don't know where she gets any of that from, but this is not about her and she knows it.

[OneSweetMonkey]

Nate is a girl.

You would know.

[dmbgodagirl41]

No, none of this had anything to do with Rachel. Honestly. I don't know where she gets any of that from, but this is not about her and she knows it.

Excuse me, but it's all about me anyways.

;)

[OneSweetMonkey]

Excuse me, but it's all about me anyways.

;)

It would be more about you than it would be about a good friend of mine.

[marlin1805]

I'll admit, most girls are bitches, and for that, I'm glad I'm not a lesbian.
Guys are way worse, though, especially when they are in their mid-20s. Why is it that practically every guy I know doesn't want to be with someone who is good for them?

I'm glad you said practically

[hylidaea]

It would be more about you than it would be about a good friend of mine.
Well, damn it all to hell. You said it was about me! :mad

[dmbgodagirl41]

I'm glad you said practically

Yeah, not all guys are raging pricks; just the ones I end up with :)

[MoBb]

Sounds like you you should go ahead and take that plunge. As a matter of fact maybe all you unhappy guys should meet up for a big sausage fest.

Yeah, if it weren't for the fact that the thought of another mans penis being jammed in my mouth or ahole is vomit-inducing, I guess that would be an idea.

And I'm not _that_ unhappy about all of this. I know there's girls out there that would satisfy my rather unrealisticly high standards. If I had the same personality I have today, and were a fagol, I would probably have the same impression and bitterness when it comes to guys. Most people, whatever sex, are sheeps.

[dmbgodagirl41]

It would be more about you than it would be about a good friend of mine.

i was gonna say....are you saying you wouldn't wanna GET WITH THIS
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/katiebrady12/classyme.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/katiebrady12/Picture041.jpg

:lol

[hylidaea]

i was gonna say....are you saying you wouldn't wanna GET WITH THIS
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/katiebrady12/classyme.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/katiebrady12/Picture041.jpg

:lol
:thumbsup :lol

[dmbgodagirl41]

:thumbsup :lol

That second one, seriously.....brings all the boys to the yard :lol

[lizzardsauce]

You would know.
touche.

maybe if you focused on the 90% of positive, loving and nice things that are said to you, and not the 10% that were probably taken out of context anyway you would be able to see certain people in a different light.

You are a wonderful person, Nate, and I am sorry if you feel that you havent found someone who wants you for more than sex.

[OneSweetMonkey]

i was gonna say....are you saying you wouldn't wanna GET WITH THIS
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/katiebrady12/classyme.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/katiebrady12/Picture041.jpg

:lol

Damn it, I can't open them for some reason.

[hylidaea]

That second one, seriously.....brings all the boys to the yard :lol
I bet! It's makin' me question my heterosexuality... ;)

[OneSweetMonkey]

touche.

maybe if you focused on the 90% of positive, loving and nice things that are said to you, and not the 10% that were probably taken out of context anyway you would be able to see certain people in a different light.

You are a wonderful person, Nate, and I am sorry if you feel that you havent found someone who wants you for more than sex.

Present company excluded, Liz.

[lizzardsauce]

an ass. but a wonderful person nonetheless.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Damn it, I can't open them for some reason.

hang on ill attach them.....

[dmbgodagirl41]

I bet! It's makin' me question my heterosexuality... ;)

:lol i bet!

[OneSweetMonkey]

Well, damn it all to hell. You said it was about me! :mad

Honey, do you really want this thread to be about you?

[OneSweetMonkey]

hang on ill attach them.....

That is one hell of a tongue.