Do You Fold or Bunch

[victorsteve]

Hopefully I don't need to clarify...just always wondered what's normal. seems to me to bunch might risk clogging

only respond about #2 please ladies

[Tomriddle]

Hand me another option

[DMBsniper12]

Clarify

[trippinbilli40]

no comprende

[victorsteve]

TP. Poop.

[DreamRapunzel06]

toilet paper

[SmoothD41]

toilet paper i'm guessing

in that case, i just use my fingers.

[MAM2STEPN]

For some odd reason I don't think he's talking about laundry. :confused

[Tomriddle]

Come on people, he says #2

[trippinbilli40]

shit i just wipe my ass and throw it in the freakin toilet.

end of thread.

[DMBsniper12]

I use socks. There is no sock option. There should be a sock option for this poll.

[one_sweet_wrld]

sweet thread.

[WastingTime]

why would you wanna know a poll of this? lol

[Haiku Jimi]

Bunch, but I use a waste basket, I try not to throw them in the toilet. Because I use lots of TP.

[Pengin4192]

TP. Poop.
Tee hee. He said poop

[trippinbilli40]

Tee hee. He said poop

oh my god he did! :lol

[Pengin4192]

To answer the question, fold. The same way every time. Two folds, wipe, fold again, wipe, proceed until paper is too small, drop in toilet, get some more.

[Carbon Copy]

To answer the question, fold. The same way every time. Two folds, wipe, fold again, wipe, proceed until paper is too small, drop in toilet, get some more.

grab tp, bunch, wipe

repeat twice


flush

repeat steps 1 and two again

[dmb41nancies34]

bunching covers more area...

[Pengin4192]

grab tp, bunch, wipe

repeat twice


flush

repeat steps 1 and two again
Seems easier, but I guess I'm 'anal.' hahaha, I'm full of em tonight.

[Patsfan39]

I use socks. There is no sock option. There should be a sock option for this poll.

This is hilarious. I am literally sitting here in my room alone laughing.

[FalloutBoyRocks]

I fold it around my hand then bunch it up a little bit. So I decided not to vote in this poll and go to the bathroom instead.

[|UAY| |)(V)|3]

Bidet?

[Tomriddle]

Hand me another option

It isn't my day today :(

[Nick@Night]

I have a car wash stall right next to my bathroom, so after I drop a tootsie roll salad, I waddle over the to stall and have my asshole pressure sprayed by the maintenance man

[HappyLungs]

lord knows I don't shit out of my bleached butthole

[SeanMH]

I have a car wash stall right next to my bathroom, so after I drop a tootsie roll salad, I waddle over the to stall and have my asshole pressure sprayed by the maintenance man

:lol

I bunch.

[swordo84]

I bunch.

--Colin

[one_sweet_wrld]

i was going to make a colonoscopy joke, but its just too gross.

[colegibson]

I never understood why someone would take the extra time to neatly fold a piece of paper that is going to wipe your rectum free of feces....

[Tiduwho]

I fold, and depending on thickness use between 2 to 5 sheets. I do one full wipe, drop, and repeat.

[bubba40]

I use bath towels.

[colegibson]

I use bath towels.


:ugh



Then again, they've got to be really soft...

[Pengin4192]

I use bath towels.
I use tissues

[cityondown5]

I thought you were talking about underwear, because I do both.

[Smoke/Mirrors]

i just don't wipe.

[bartenderchris]

I like a third more powerful option. You take the TP off the holder and wrap it around your fingers two or three times. Then remove your fingers from the middle and you don't have a fold but a perfect almost mitt for wiping. This helps a lot when you have itchy asshole going on.

[malarks26]

why would you wanna know a poll of this? lol

That's kinda what I'm wondering. :ugh

[alphatabs]

He called the shit poop!

[Beefsteak1138]

I never understood why someone would take the extra time to neatly fold a piece of paper that is going to wipe your rectum free of feces....

Nothing but the best for my brown eye.

[jmudmbphan]

fold. dab and massage my anus clean.