Happy belated, Gary! (Gary!) (Part2)

[saygdbye4134]

Is there such a thing as a polyethylene desk? What are desks in cubicles usually made of?


i choose not to answer due to the randomness of the question.

[Mel4AU]

i choose not to answer due to the randomness of the question.

But it was a valid question, no?

[Mave Datthews]

Patience is a virtue.

And good things come to those who wait.

:)
so. true. :thumbsup

[Mave Datthews]

Is there such a thing as a polyethylene desk? What are desks in cubicles usually made of?

Alos, E(c), I totally dig your Jackass paper. Good job. : )
i don't even know what polythylene is, i'm guessing something to do with many thylenes... beats me.

alos, thanks honey. :hug

[JenLuvsDMB]

Dearest Melanie,

I am very sorry to report that the answer is "no." The offer was incredibly low and completely unfeasable. i.e. LESS than what I am making now to move > 1,000 miles away.

I love you and hope that one day we will still have the opportunity to meat.

Love,

Your Peach

[JenLuvsDMB]

Alos, this thread should never be on page 2.

[Mave Datthews]

:runsthroughthreadnaked

[Mel4AU]

Dearest Melanie,

I am very sorry to report that the answer is "no." The offer was incredibly low and completely unfeasable. i.e. LESS than what I am making now to move > 1,000 miles away.

I love you and hope that one day we will still have the opportunity to meat.

Love,

Your Peach

COUNTEROFFER. Seriously though, I'm sorry, Jen.

:ijustcried

[Mel4AU]

I still love you. And you know my mom's miso soup is always waiting for you. As am I. Good things are gonna come to you, Jenny. This didn't happen for a reason. I'm sure of it. :xoxoxo

[Mel4AU]

Threesome with Jen and better things.

[JenLuvsDMB]

COUNTEROFFER. Seriously though, I'm sorry, Jen.

:ijustcried

I'm sorry that our plans of swinging in fields of cherry blossoms didn't come through as soon as we wanted them to. :(

I still love you. And you know my mom's miso soup is always waiting for you. As am I. Good things are gonna come to you, Jenny. This didn't happen for a reason. I'm sure of it. :xoxoxo

You give me strength. You are the wind beneath my wings. True story. :xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo = cutest.thing.ever. I love you, Melly.

Threesome with Jen and better things.

Melanie, :hug. :jel

[Mave Datthews]

:warmfuzzies

two more posts and you'll be demonic +1, Jen! :p

[Mel4AU]

I'm sorry that our plans of swinging in fields of cherry blossoms didn't come through as soon as we wanted them to. :(



You give me strength. You are the wind beneath my wings. True story. :xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo = cutest.thing.ever. I love you, Melly.



Melanie, :hug. :jel

jel4life. I love you more.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Impossible.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Jel4life.

6,666. Bitches.

[Mave Datthews]

Vagina.

That is all.

[ryangibson]

Eric, hello.

[Mave Datthews]

Ryan, hello.

[ryangibson]

what's crackin in Buffalo?

[Mave Datthews]

oh, ya know. this and that. graduating is May 12. :)

what's crackin' in Luverne?


HAH! and with this post, i have the same post count as Jen, except it's inverted on the ends...





oooOOOOOoOoOOoOOOooohhhhh...

[ryangibson]

Luverne is slow as usual. I'm cooking mass amounts of ribs tonight for the relay for life.

[Mave Datthews]

Luverne is slow as usual. I'm cooking mass amounts of ribs tonight for the relay for life.
mmmmmmm... rrrribs. :thumbsup

:drool






(5 hours later)

[Mel4AU]

Luverne is slow as usual. I'm cooking mass amounts of ribs tonight for the relay for life.

:hug How's your mom?

[Mel4AU]

I feel straight up miserable right now. My eyes are all itchy, my nose is all runny (thank god it's not spinal fluid!) and I'm all sleepy. Oy.

[JenLuvsDMB]

:fliestoalabamatotakecareofmypreciousmelanie

[Mave Datthews]

I feel straight up miserable right now. My eyes are all itchy, my nose is all runny (thank god it's not spinal fluid!) and I'm all sleepy. Oy.
awe, Kitty. :shrug

Jenny take care of you. me send good vibes. i <3 you. :hug








:hump

[Mel4AU]

Love y'all. :roooooow

I went to the gym this morning. This lady gets on the treadmill beside me. She starts making noises. Now, I'm not sure if she was making these noises because her workout was intense and she was like in pain or because she had a device hidden on her body that sent electrical love-pulses coursing. Either way, it creeped me out.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Mel, this reminds me. Sally and I are having a toy party. You are totally invited to be our guest of honor. :hump

[Mel4AU]

Mel, this reminds me. Sally and I are having a toy party. You are totally invited to be our guest of honor. :hump

You are NOT! Oh man! Can I make a contribution just for you?

[JenLuvsDMB]

God I hope so.

[saygdbye4134]

Jen, you know as well as I do that God does not exist. It's been Neil Patrick Harris the whole time.

[Mel4AU]

Neil Patrick Harris has a helluva sense of humor.

[Mave Datthews]

Neil Patrick Harris has a helluva sense of humor.
do you think he has cockcorn?

[Mel4AU]

do you think he has cockcorn?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


ewwwww.


ewwwwwwwww.

ew.

Yes.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Jen, you know as well as I do that God does not exist. It's been Neil Patrick Harris the whole time.

And here I thought it was your cock the whole time. Boy have I been living in a world of delusion.

:lorraine

[JenLuvsDMB]

do you think he has cockcorn?

God I hope so.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Threesome with Erik's cock and poop corn.

[Mel4AU]

Jen, I love you more than the moon, the stars and the sky.

[Mave Datthews]

chocolate covered cock corn.

[Mel4AU]

chocolate covered cock corn.

A new flavor by Fiddle Faddle.

And just FYI, I kick major ass.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Jen, I love you more than the moon, the stars and the sky.

Mel,

Skinnamarinkydinkydink. Skinnamarinkydoo. I - Love - You!
Skinnamarinkydinkydink. Skinnamarinkydoo. I - Love - You!
I love you in the morning and in the afternoon.
I love you in the evening and underneath the moon.
Skinnamarinkydinkydink. Skinnamarinkydoo. I - Love - You!
Skinnamarinkydoo, I - Love - You -- Too!. (Boop, boop, ee-doo)

A new flavor by Fiddle Faddle.

And just FYI, I kick major ass.

It's true. Watch out for her ninja kick.

[Mave Datthews]

A new flavor by Fiddle Faddle.

And just FYI, I kick major ass.
i'll Fiddle your Faddle. with my tongue.

true story.



so i guess that means you finished your paper on time like a good little girl?

excellent. now bend over and receive your reward. :hump

[JenLuvsDMB]

I do the rewarding around these here parts.

Just sayin'.

[Mave Datthews]

I do the rewarding around these here parts.

Just sayin'.
awe, aren't you a nicey... that itself deserves a reward. :hump

[JenLuvsDMB]

Oh, I will be getting rewarded soon enough. Oh, yes.

[saygdbye4134]

good afternoon whores.

[JenLuvsDMB]

A good afternoon to the King of all Whores. :salutes

[Mel4AU]

i'll Fiddle your Faddle. with my tongue.

true story.



so i guess that means you finished your paper on time like a good little girl?

excellent. now bend over and receive your reward. :hump

Yes! I'm so happy. Last paper for that class...at least the last one written out of class. We have a MONSTER of a final exam. I'm a little freaked out. Also, mean wheelchair guy and I got in another fight today. I feel awful.

I do the rewarding around these here parts.

Just sayin'.

Thank you ma'am, may I have another? :stillbentover

Oh, I will be getting rewarded soon enough. Oh, yes.

So hot it will be.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Melanie Miho Powell.

You are the stars in my sky, the bread on my butter, the pollen on my flower.

[Mel4AU]

Melanie Miho Powell.

You are the stars in my sky, the bread on my butter, the pollen on my flower.

Oh, I'll pollinate your flower alright.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Eheheheheheheh.

Pollinate me, baby.

[Mel4AU]

Eheheheheheheh.

Pollinate me, baby.

Oh, baby. I'll be the pistil to your stamen.

[JenLuvsDMB]

:slidesoffchair

[Mave Datthews]

Yes! I'm so happy. Last paper for that class...at least the last one written out of class. We have a MONSTER of a final exam. I'm a little freaked out. Also, mean wheelchair guy and I got in another fight today. I feel awful.
yeah, the class i'm finishing the research paper for tonight has a rather challenging exam as well, or so our teacher says. should be a blast. it's really my only "final," though. the only other actual "test" i have is just the fourth test for the class, not cumulative.

mean wheelchair guy?

[JenLuvsDMB]

OH man. Mean wheelchair guy had it coming last time though.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Melanie Powell. The sun rises and sets with your presence. I opened my mail this morning. I tried calling you. I don't think you even realize how much I am grateful.

Best present ever. Besides you being here in actuality. Thank you, my cherry blossom. I love you forever.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Threesome with mean wheelchair guy and warm fuzzies everywhere.

[TempHelpNeeded]

wow, my sexy-dar went off when i walked by this thread.



must be malfunctioning..;) :hump

[Mel4AU]

yeah, the class i'm finishing the research paper for tonight has a rather challenging exam as well, or so our teacher says. should be a blast. it's really my only "final," though. the only other actual "test" i have is just the fourth test for the class, not cumulative.

mean wheelchair guy?

Mean wheelchair guy that's a snob and that rejects all of my ideas on EVERYTHING. I had an idea on Macbeth: rejected. I had an idea on Hamlet: rejected. I had an idea on the Tempest: rejected with a sarcastic "oh!"

He sits there and shakes his head at everything anybody says, pretends like he gets a lot of ass, and says "sawEET!" at dumb stuff. I can't stand him. I told him that he'd have his chance on his own soapbox and can make all the comments he wants. Then I felt bad because I realized he couldn't get on a soapbox. I think mean, evil thoughts when he's mean to me.

[Mel4AU]

Melanie Powell. The sun rises and sets with your presence. I opened my mail this morning. I tried calling you. I don't think you even realize how much I am grateful.

Best present ever. Besides you being here in actuality. Thank you, my cherry blossom. I love you forever.

:pshhhhhhh That's just how I roll.

[Mel4AU]

I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

Also, I had the weirdest series of dreams last night. Care Bears, Homer Simpson, alligators, Kramer in an opera special on tv, lesbian sex, a jungle, killing but i think the Care Bears did all of the killing, and I think that's all I can remember. Oh, and my dog went through a door on our entertainment center and out through a hole and got stuck.

[Mave Datthews]

Mean wheelchair guy that's a snob and that rejects all of my ideas on EVERYTHING. I had an idea on Macbeth: rejected. I had an idea on Hamlet: rejected. I had an idea on the Tempest: rejected with a sarcastic "oh!"

He sits there and shakes his head at everything anybody says, pretends like he gets a lot of ass, and says "sawEET!" at dumb stuff. I can't stand him. I told him that he'd have his chance on his own soapbox and can make all the comments he wants. Then I felt bad because I realized he couldn't get on a soapbox. I think mean, evil thoughts when he's mean to me.
i hate people who take advantage of their handicap like that. they know people can't really be too mean to them because of it, but that's just as bad as people who disrepect differently abled people anyway.

[41ravens]

hey gang. how is everyone? i'm good. e(c), you look hot today. just saw that they neutered the thread...not cool.

[Mave Datthews]

(d)Adam!!! :multi

always good to see you, brotha. you look pretty bangable yourself today, handsome. :cool

[Mel4AU]

hey gang. how is everyone? i'm good. e(c), you look hot today. just saw that they neutered the thread...not cool.

Adam! Where are those pictures you promised us?

[41ravens]

Adam! Where are those pictures you promised us?

i promised pictures? yeah, probably. what it comes down to, sweet melanie, is that i'm lazy. i'm not saying i'm gonna try...but i'll try to try. i'll get some up soon...i promise.

[JenLuvsDMB]

What the fart?

[JenLuvsDMB]

No, seriously...

[JenLuvsDMB]

I don't feel right saying threesome with...just yet.

[Mel4AU]

I don't feel right saying threesome with...just yet.

Threesome with your mom and her chaps.

[gbs3769]

I guess I can delete http://www.thegbs.com/fog/

- Primo

[Mave Datthews]

I guess I can delete http://www.thegbs.com/fog/

- Primo
no!! :(

[TempHelpNeeded]

i agree with the neuter, i'm not down with them.

[saygdbye4134]

what the fuck is this horseshit all about?

part 2?


it is my opinion that this is complete bullshit. that it all.

[TempHelpNeeded]

i'm with you e(k).


it ruins a lot of these threads. and i know people love 24, but why wasn't that thread cut down?

[saygdbye4134]

perhaps because some people on here would suck keifer off if given the chance.

vic mackey would kick all their asses any day of the week though.

It just kind of sucks you know? we put alot of time and effort into those threads.

[JenLuvsDMB]

I would really love it if Vic Mackey threw me against a wall and just started railing me. Just sayin'.

And yes. I can't backread the first things I ever said to you guys, or recall some of my best memories at the drop of a search button anymore. I'm sad.

Grr.

[Mave Datthews]

Definitely a sad day in the history of the F to tha muthafuckin' O-G-exclamation point. :(

Still, the beat* goes on... :thumbsup




*throb of Erik's cock against my tummy

[TempHelpNeeded]

perhaps because some people on here would suck keifer off if given the chance.

vic mackey would kick all their asses any day of the week though.

It just kind of sucks you know? we put alot of time and effort into those threads.

I know. It also doesn't give newbs the chance to see who was or is still around here. Makes stories to be told for future ants. Yeah, cheesy, but that's how I like my crackers!


Still, the beat* goes on... :thumbsup




*throb of Erik's cock against my tummy


Yes to that! :thumbsup

[melissanns]

I guess I can delete http://www.thegbs.com/fog/

- Primo

:memories

[melissanns]

what the fuck is this horseshit all about?

part 2?


it is my opinion that this is complete bullshit. that it all.
it's a sad day indeed.

[siserilla]

:cries

So many memories were in that thread.

[Mave Datthews]

wanna hear a really cool name?

BELEREPHON.


i think i should name my penis Belerephon.

[steffie224]

I guess I can delete http://www.thegbs.com/fog/

- Primo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :lorraine

[steffie224]

wanna hear a really cool name?

BELEREPHON.


i think i should name my penis Belerephon.
I thought I already named it?

How is "morning coffee" anyway?

[Mel4AU]

:( That is all.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Ugh.

[Mel4AU]

Ugh.

You totally just made my day. :kisses

[JenLuvsDMB]

You totally just made my day. :kisses

Not as much as you totally made mine. :bubblekisses

[Mave Datthews]

:( That is all.
Ugh.
You totally just made my day. :kisses
Not as much as you totally made mine. :bubblekisses
I love yous girls. :hug

[boarderx5423]

:goat

[Mave Datthews]

:goat
:hump

[Mave Datthews]

oooooooooooooooohhhh... fooooood coomaaaaaaaaaa.

[saygdbye4134]

sorely disappointed with the pruning situation. e-mails have been sent.

[Mave Datthews]

sorely disappointed with the pruning situation. e-mails have been sent.
cool. :thumbsup

also, i'll prune your situation. :hump

[Mave Datthews]

*ahem*

uhhhhhh, page 2? unacceptable.

[Mel4AU]

Everyone please be careful today and remember who you love. :)

[Mave Datthews]

Everyone please be careful today and remember who you love. :)
I know I love you, Melanie Powell. I don't think I could ever forget that. :hug

[JenLuvsDMB]

Everyone please be careful today and remember who you love. :)

:hug

You are an :angel. My angel. Love you, babe.

[Mel4AU]

Love y'all too. :hugsallaround

[JenLuvsDMB]

Say Melanie...

I had a little surprise last night.

:hump :evil :hump

Just sayin'.

[Mel4AU]

Say Melanie...

I had a little surprise last night.

:hump :evil :hump

Just sayin'.

But...b-but...ALREADY??

Jen.

:lol :lol :row

[JenLuvsDMB]

But...b-but...ALREADY??

Jen.

:lol :lol :row

You know how I roll, Melanie. I couldn't help myself.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it is a gorgeous day. Heh.

:)

[JenLuvsDMB]

Threesome with Melanie and a weak system of self-control.

[saygdbye4134]

good good morning.

hope you all had a very enjoyable weekend.

Jen, no phone call. I am assuming things did not work out the way you had planned.

[JenLuvsDMB]

good good morning.

hope you all had a very enjoyable weekend.

Jen, no phone call. I am assuming things did not work out the way you had planned.

It was LATE last night, as I had predicted. So jyes, things worked out tremendously better than planned. I had not the strength to text you after. Heheheheh.

Alos, you never responded to my text back on Saturday night. :handsonhips

[saygdbye4134]

I was just verifying that you were breathing, and had just wanted your attention for a split second.

I was going to call you this weekend as well, three times, but i was all messy.


glad to hear your had a wonderful weekend. wish i could have been there.....to videotape.

[HolyCow]

Whoa... haven't been here in a while... didn't know folks were still using it.

And I don't know if anyone cares... but remember when I sucked and couldn't get picture text messages? Well, I finally got a new phone and now I can get them.

[Mave Datthews]

Royce!!! :multi

:sendsyouapicture

[JenLuvsDMB]

I was just verifying that you were breathing, and had just wanted your attention for a split second.

I was going to call you this weekend as well, three times, but i was all messy.


glad to hear your had a wonderful weekend. wish i could have been there.....to videotape.

I wish you could have been there...to join.

And you always have my attention. Duh!

Whoa... haven't been here in a while... didn't know folks were still using it.

And I don't know if anyone cares... but remember when I sucked and couldn't get picture text messages? Well, I finally got a new phone and now I can get them.

Royce! How I have missed thee.

[HolyCow]

I'm well my friends...

So this is part 2 huh? I was expecting something a little better.


I figured the grand opening would have at least had some nekked chicks.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Royce, as you know I am ALWAYS naked.

Geez!

[HolyCow]

Royce, as you know I am ALWAYS naked.

Geez!
Good. Good.


And E(c)... that pic message was awesome. I can't imagine what I have missed out on.

[Mave Datthews]

And E(c)... that pic message was awesome. I can't imagine what I have missed out on.
hah, i'm glad you liked it.

that was actually from my internship last summer. that's one of the other interns trying on one of the crazy star costumes they had.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Your taint is a crazy star costume.

Chocolate starfish.

Bwahahah.

:runsaway

[saygdbye4134]

Whoa... haven't been here in a while... didn't know folks were still using it.

And I don't know if anyone cares... but remember when I sucked and couldn't get picture text messages? Well, I finally got a new phone and now I can get them.


Ironically, can no longer send pics.

figures.

[Mel4AU]

It was LATE last night, as I had predicted. So jyes, things worked out tremendously better than planned. I had not the strength to text you after. Heheheheh.

Alos, you never responded to my text back on Saturday night. :handsonhips

Oh my.

I tried calling today at work, but you no answer! You were probably at lunch. I was instantly bummed. Then I started fantasizing. I was instantly horny.

[Mel4AU]

Alos, Royce! E(c)! E(k)! Rejoice with me during my time of happiness! No more Shakespeare, though I loved the class...I feel a little sad.

[Mave Datthews]

Your taint is a crazy star costume.

Chocolate starfish.

Bwahahah.

:runsaway
:lol

i love you harder than Erik's cock during mating season.*


*weekends

[Mave Datthews]

Alos, Royce! E(c)! E(k)! Rejoice with me during my time of happiness! No more Shakespeare, though I loved the class...I feel a little sad.
:)/:(

on that note, pretty soon i'll be able to start reading the book you gave me. :D

[Mel4AU]

:)/:(

on that note, pretty soon i'll be able to start reading the book you gave me. :D

You mean you haven't already read it 3 times, committed it to memory and compiled a list of your favorite quotes and quips from the book?

Fie, for shame!

[HolyCow]

Ironically, can no longer send pics.

figures.
Yeah. Our relationship has seen so many roadblocks. Sometimes I wonder if it was meant to be...

[Mave Datthews]

You mean you haven't already read it 3 times, committed it to memory and compiled a list of your favorite quotes and quips from the book?

Fie, for shame!
ermm... uhhhh, i'll have to get back to you on that. :freak

[pdoseven]

happy birthday Gary!!

[saygdbye4134]

happy birthday Gary!!



:lol :lol .

[saygdbye4134]

Yeah. Our relationship has seen so many roadblocks. Sometimes I wonder if it was meant to be...


never, ever talk like that royce. ever.

[whiteysax]

well i didn't realize we were pruned... so much for sniping that next milestone...

[Mel4AU]

Alright. The past 3 mornings at about 0430, this car has cruised down my road with music BLARING. Pissing me off. This morning it was Werewolves of London, yesterday was Don't You Forget About Me, and I can't remember what the first night was, but something from the 80s, no doubt. I'm thinking about conducting a stake-out.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Just like the time the crazy stalker was calling your mom's cell phone! But I guess we can't go back and read about it now...

[JenLuvsDMB]

Either way, I wish you luck in your endeavor.

And yes, Melanie. :evil

[JenLuvsDMB]

Threesome with crazy Prattville people and this guy, :evil.

[Mel4AU]

Just like the time the crazy stalker was calling your mom's cell phone! But I guess we can't go back and read about it now...

Oh yeah! However, I would be conducting the stake-out for the better of my community.

I'm such a giver.

And you're a taker. :giggly

[Mel4AU]

Either way, I wish you luck in your endeavor.

And yes, Melanie. :evil

My void is jealous of your void.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Oh yeah! However, I would be conducting the stake-out for the better of my community.

I'm such a giver.

And you're a taker. :giggly

Well of course! You should found the Mel-Cross, for the betterment of Prattville-ians!

Alos, :giddy :beam :twirl

[JenLuvsDMB]

My void is jealous of your void.

My void is so not a void anymore, but I'm willing to fill yours with cotton candy. True story.

[JenLuvsDMB]

I really have to go to work now, but we will talk today damnit!

[saygdbye4134]

i am stalking Mel with loud music at an early time.


shhhhhh.

[JenLuvsDMB]

I no shhhhhh. I loud.

That is all.

[k8m24]

Good morning folks! Thought I'd pop in over here and say hi! "Hi!"

[Mave Datthews]

I no shhhhhh. I loud.

That is all.
:lol

giggity.


EDIT: hi Kate!

[JenLuvsDMB]

Think anyone would mind if I just took a little nap right here at my desk?

[Mave Datthews]

Think anyone would mind if I just took a little nap right here at my desk?
fine by me.

go ahead, i'll distract Bev...

[HolyCow]

Well, I think I may need to start work on an Ark. Oklahoma is underwater.

There is a creek behind my house and it looks like the freaking Mississippi right now.

[Mave Datthews]

das no goot, Roycer!

don't forget your floaties.

[whiteysax]

Good morning folks! Thought I'd pop in over here and say hi! "Hi!"hey K-pants!!! :hug

Well, I think I may need to start work on an Ark. Oklahoma is underwater.

There is a creek behind my house and it looks like the freaking Mississippi right now.
float to NYC and be my roomie... :lol

[HolyCow]

float to NYC and be my roomie... :lol

You got it.


*puts on elbow pad floaties*

[whiteysax]

You got it.


*puts on elbow pad floaties*
swim little fishy swim!

[JenLuvsDMB]

I could go a million different places with that phrase, Whitey. ;)

[saygdbye4134]

Semen!!!!!!!!!!!!

[melissanns]

Well, I think I may need to start work on an Ark. Oklahoma is underwater.

There is a creek behind my house and it looks like the freaking Mississippi right now.
ROYCE!

i thought of you the other day...i sold a poster on ebay and the buyer was from norman :lol

[whiteysax]

I could go a million different places with that phrase, Whitey. ;):hump:hump DO IT!!!!

[Mel4AU]

i am stalking Mel with loud music at an early time.


shhhhhh.

It's not a creepy Luke-Boswell-janig-stalker. Just loud music.

And do it.

[Mel4AU]

Semen!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahaha.

[Mel4AU]

In other news, I have decided that I could marry this man and be happy:

Oh, and Cate Blanchett looks scary.

[Mave Datthews]

In other news, I have decided that I could marry this man and be happy:

Oh, and Cate Blanchett looks scary.
GAH!! :eek

it looks like her face is falling off... :freak

[whiteysax]

GAH!! :eek

it looks like her face is falling off... :freakit is quite disturbing

[JenLuvsDMB]

Who is that guy?

[JenLuvsDMB]

Alos, good luck on all your exams Melanie. I have much to tell you whence you are finished.

Oh, and kick mean wheelchair guy in the face. Just sayin'. :)









:evil

[Mel4AU]

Alos, good luck on all your exams Melanie. I have much to tell you whence you are finished.

Oh, and kick mean wheelchair guy in the face. Just sayin'. :)

:evil

I tipped him over.

No I didn't.

I should have, though.

[Mel4AU]

Who is that guy?

Don't know, but I'm willing to find out post-nuptials.

[Mel4AU]

Threesome with meanness and mystery Darky Dark.

[Mel4AU]

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2007/5/3hutchinson.html hhahahaI'm BORED.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Melanie, have I ever told you how incredibly hilarious you are? :lmao

And hot.

Carry on.

[Mel4AU]

Melanie, have I ever told you how incredibly hilarious you are? :lmao

And hot.

Carry on.

Jennifer, have I ever told you how incredibly bad you are at typing? :mavisbeacon

And hot.

FIN.

[HolyCow]

ROYCE!

i thought of you the other day...i sold a poster on ebay and the buyer was from norman :lol
Oh really....

[Mave Datthews]

Jennifer, have I ever told you how incredibly bad you are at typing? :mavisbeacon

And hot.

FIN.
:lol :lol :lol

holy crap.

[saygdbye4134]

In other news, I have decided that I could marry this man and be happy:

Oh, and Cate Blanchett looks scary.


that's what i would picture satan's half gay brother to look like.


you could do so much better melanie.

[saygdbye4134]

Who is that guy?


it's a picture of my cock.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Jennifer, have I ever told you how incredibly bad you are at typing? :mavisbeacon

And hot.

FIN.

Hahahahahahahahhkhkhkhkhkhkhkkhkhkhkhkhcoughcough!

[Mel4AU]

that's what i would picture satan's half gay brother to look like.


you could do so much better melanie.

So he's only half gay? or is he only half brother to Satan?

I'm cool with either.

[Mel4AU]

it's a picture of my cock.

I love your cock's cheek bones.

[Mel4AU]

Threesome with getting my way and hhhhkkkkkk.

[Mel4AU]

I feel so h-a-p-p-y right now. LOVE it.

[TempHelpNeeded]

"Live to win, you live to die. Live to win, you live to die. LIVE!!!...WIN!!!...LIVE!!!...WIN!!!...LIVE!!!!!"

[41ravens]

so addison says "da da" now.

well, not so much "da da", but more like "da da da da da da". but i know what she means. and it rocks.

pictures coming soon, dear melanie. if i weren't such a lazy ass, they might have gotten here sooner.

[Mel4AU]

so addison says "da da" now.

well, not so much "da da", but more like "da da da da da da". but i know what she means. and it rocks.

pictures coming soon, dear melanie. if i weren't such a lazy ass, they might have gotten here sooner.

Awwww, does that not make your heart just melt?? Little Addy. :angel

[JenLuvsDMB]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[JenLuvsDMB]

Oh God Melanie. I fucking love your signature.

[Mave Datthews]

"Live to win, you live to die. Live to win, you live to die. LIVE!!!...WIN!!!...LIVE!!!...WIN!!!...LIVE!!!!!"
10 bucks says this was a stoned post. ^











20 bucks says this one was, too. heh. :cool

[Mave Datthews]

so addison says "da da" now.

well, not so much "da da", but more like "da da da da da da". but i know what she means. and it rocks.

pictures coming soon, dear melanie. if i weren't such a lazy ass, they might have gotten here sooner.
:awwwwwwwwwwww! :)

:warmfuzzies

[Mave Datthews]

Melanie! my lover, my dearest. i thought of you earlier today during lunch.

i had miso soup for the first time. it was good. that is all. :)

[Mel4AU]

Melanie! my lover, my dearest. i thought of you earlier today during lunch.

i had miso soup for the first time. it was good. that is all. :)

First time? You have a lot to learn!

I'm willing to teach.

Point #1: My mother makes the best miso soup.

[Mave Datthews]

First time? You have a lot to learn!

I'm willing to teach.

Point #1: My mother makes the best miso soup.
so i've heard. this is why i thought of you, silly.

why, you think i thought of you just because i went to a Japanese restaurant?! :p

[saygdbye4134]

poop shit cum.

[saygdbye4134]

cum shit poop.

[saygdbye4134]

threesome with some shitty poop and cum.

[dmbinchicago]

so i've heard. this is why i thought of you, silly.

why, you think i thought of you just because i went to a Japanese restaurant?! :p

I think of Mel whenever I watch Ninja movies.

;)

[TempHelpNeeded]

10 bucks says this was a stoned post. ^











20 bucks says this one was, too. heh. :cool





well sir, you are now 10 bucks richer. :D


E(c) is the place to be.

[Mel4AU]

so i've heard. this is why i thought of you, silly.

why, you think i thought of you just because i went to a Japanese restaurant?! :p

Yes. And I bet you had a hot waitress, ehhhhhh?

poop shit cum.

Why the two turd references? Ek's slacking.

I think of Mel whenever I watch Ninja movies.

;)

I think of Jeff whenever I watch asshole movies.

:heh

[dmbinchicago]

I think of Mel whenever I see Heather Mills.

LOL!

[Mave Datthews]

well sir, you are now 10 bucks richer. :D


E(c) is the place to be.
HAH!! i knew it. :p

:monkey

[Mave Datthews]

Yes. And I bet you had a hot waitress, ehhhhhh?
actually, yes. :lol

[Mave Datthews]

threesome with Greg and Mel, the hot waitress. :hump

[Mel4AU]

I think of Mel whenever I see Heather Mills.

LOL!

Hahahahahahahahaha

[gbs3769]

Melanie! My loins burn at the thought your southern asian accent.

- Primo

[Mave Datthews]

it IS a very loin-burning accent, i must say. :thumbsup

[JenLuvsDMB]

:cream

[Mave Datthews]

:cream
:coffeemaker, even. :thumbsup

[Mel4AU]

Melanie! My loins burn at the thought your southern asian accent.

- Primo

Matthew! My voice misses tantalizing your loins.

it IS a very loin-burning accent, i must say. :thumbsup

My voice is like loin-al gonnorhea.

:cream

:jel :shmear

[Mave Datthews]

Being that I am now an official college graduate, my first order of business is to kick this thread in the taint for slumping to page 2.

[41ravens]

Being that I am now an official college graduate, my first order of business is to kick this thread in the taint for slumping to page 2.

congratulations!


now get a job.


lololozlololzollo




no, seriously...get a job.

[Mave Datthews]

congratulations!


now get a job.


lololozlololzollo




no, seriously...get a job.
workin' on it, buddy. workin' on it. :lol

[JenLuvsDMB]

:shmear

[Mel4AU]

:evil

[Mel4AU]

My body aches. I am so the opposite of fit.

Happy Mother's Day! :hugstomoms

[Mave Datthews]

:sigh

page 2. again. for shame. :(


*kick*

[whiteysax]

:sigh

page 2. again. for shame. :(


*kick*wanna make out?

[Mave Datthews]

wanna make out?
i don't know why you feel the need to ask me every time, goofball.

:grabsthebackofyourhead

[whiteysax]

i don't know why you feel the need to ask me every time, goofball.

:grabsthebackofyourhead
The day is mine!!!!!!!!!

[Mave Datthews]

The day is mine!!!!!!!!!
:lol :lol :lol

i miss you, ya fucker.

[melissanns]

i miss all you fuckers :lorraine

[dmb1spe]

What up all. Long time no chat with most of you. How's life in your neck of the woods? Give a brother an update whydontya!

[melissanns]

alan, it HAS been a long time!! you're never on g-talk anymore :(

[whiteysax]

:lol :lol :lol

i miss you, ya fucker.awww... miss you too, dumplin'
you should take a trip down to syracuse on june 29! free bela show!!!

[Mave Datthews]

awww... miss you too, dumplin'
you should take a trip down to syracuse on june 29! free bela show!!!
whatwhatWHAAAAAAAT?!?! :eek

i may just do that!!! :bounce

[whiteysax]

whatwhatWHAAAAAAAT?!?! :eek

i will do that!!! :bounce
fixed ^^

[Mave Datthews]

fixed ^^
giggity. :thumbsup

[Mave Datthews]

wow. this thread needs some Erik, stat. :(

[JenLuvsDMB]

Or Jyen.

Just sayin'.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Alos, I need some Erik.

[Mave Datthews]

Or Jyen.

Just sayin'.
either one is fabulous. :thumbsup

[Mel4AU]

Where the heck is Ek?

[whiteysax]

Where the heck is Ek?
in my pants... and he won't be back anytime soon!

[Mel4AU]

in my pants... and he won't be back anytime soon!

That lucky sonuvagun!

[whiteysax]

That lucky sonuvagun!fuck that... I'M the lucky sonuvagun!!! WOOHOO!!!

[Mave Datthews]

guys, FYI - Babel is amazing. definitely rent it if you have not already done so.

very humbling and powerful. :thumbsup

[Mel4AU]

Self-righteous people buuuuuuuug me.

[fsankh]

What's does buffalo sauce consist of? :D

[Mel4AU]

What's does buffalo sauce consist of? :D

Tell us!

[Mel4AU]

It also bugs me that my glasses fog up whenever I get hot at the gym.

I am in an ungrateful mood today.

[JenLuvsDMB]

My glasses fog up whenever I think of Melanie.

True story.

[JenLuvsDMB]

I am grateful, because last night I found out that Sam got the tour with Project 86 and they are making a stop in G-Rap next month. Wha whaaa!? [/white]

[JenLuvsDMB]

Threesome with a sweaty Cherry Blossom and connekshuns.

[Gary!]

What the heck happened here?

Edit: Oh, "pruning". Got it.

PS: Make my face pruney Mel.

[saygdbye4134]

so my life was thrown in a blender and put on frappe.


but im here now.


:spreadslegs

[fsankh]

Tell us!

I have absolutely no idea! :lol

[Mave Datthews]

What's does buffalo sauce consist of? :D
well, i'm pretty sure it has something to do with me, but i'm not entirely sure...

... let's find out.

:zip

[Mave Datthews]

What the heck happened here?

Edit: Oh, "pruning". Got it.

PS: Make my face pruney Mel.
i'll have the same, please.
so my life was thrown in a blender and put on frappe.


but im here now.


:spreadslegs
:eek

:multi

:hug















:hump

[Mel4AU]

I am grateful, because last night I found out that Sam got the tour with Project 86 and they are making a stop in G-Rap next month. Wha whaaa!? [/white]

YES!

What the heck happened here?

Edit: Oh, "pruning". Got it.

PS: Make my face pruney Mel.

By God, I'll try. How the heck are you?

so my life was thrown in a blender and put on frappe.


but im here now.


:spreadslegs

I think I've mistaken God-has-forsaken-me-lady for, well, a lady when I believe that this person may actually be a man.

I have absolutely no idea! :lol

:lol What kind of joke is that?

[fsankh]

well, i'm pretty sure it has something to do with me, but i'm not entirely sure...

... let's find out.

:zip

good luck with that spinal operation ;) :lol

[Mel4AU]

Alos, I love Sushi Yoko.

[fsankh]

:lol What kind of joke is that?

I thought this was the thread where you just ask/state random things...:o

[Mel4AU]

I thought this was the thread where you just ask/state random things...:o

The rule is that they can be random but must be sexually explicit in nature.

[Mel4AU]

My bff and I went to Atl today on a whim, and I really think I could live there. I'm gonna go ahead and vote that Jen lives with me.

[fsankh]

The rule is that they can be random but must be sexually explicit in nature.

WOW! Thanx for being on top of that for me! ;)

[TempHelpNeeded]

cock, balls!


god i'm good. :rolleyes

[Gary!]

WOW! Thanx for being on top of that for me! ;)

Requote:

WOW! Thanx for being on top of me for that! ;)

[Mel4AU]

Gary!

[whiteysax]

Requote:
you beat me to it