Question Game. (Part2)

[patthebear]

:lol Maybe I just have a really good one?

[daveshookme]

should I get to cleaning my room?

[patthebear]

Am I holding you up?

[daveshookme]

how long will it take me?

[SeanMH]

are you quick at doing that?

[daveshookme]

is it bad if I didn't do it tonight?

[SeanMH]

do your parents know that you didn't?

[luvXdmb]

Does Sean live w/ his parents?

[patthebear]

You jealous?

[daveshookme]

yeah, you jealous?

[patthebear]

Think she ran away?

[daveshookme]

do people really run away because of that?

[patthebear]

You haven't?

[daveshookme]

why would I have?

[patthebear]

Are you asking me?

[daveshookme]

do you understand the words that are comin out of my mouth?

in other words: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-twUCEfzrDk

[patthebear]

How did you know that's one of my favorite movies?

[daveshookme]

is it really?

[patthebear]

Do I have to repeat myself?

[daveshookme]

is that from Inglorious Basterds?

[patthebear]

Not sure, is it?

[cward]

Have you seen that movie?

[patthebear]

Yes...have you?

[daveshookme]

indeed I have, but do you remember every line from it?

[patthebear]

What do you think?

[daveshookme]

am I allowed to use a creative license?

[patthebear]

What does that mean?

[daveshookme]

can I make stuff up?

[patthebear]

Can you??

[daveshookme]

aren't I the best at it?

[SeanMH]

so, no one is better than you??

[daveshookme]

have you seen anybody make stuff up better than I?

[SeanMH]

what about that kid from Jersey?

[daveshookme]

which kid from Jersey?

[SeanMH]

Jersey Smurf from the show, Smurfs??

[daveshookme]

Is that a question?

[SeanMH]

you ain't never heard of him?

[daveshookme]

can you believe that?

[SeanMH]

what else isn't believable?

[daveshookme]

should I have heard of him?

[luvXdmb]

Would that be Snooki Smurf?

[SeanMH]

Who's the Smurf-uation?

[patthebear]

What's going on in here?

[daveshookme]

is this real life?

[patthebear]

Is it????

[daveshookme]

isnt that from a YT video?

[patthebear]

David goes to the dentist?

[daveshookme]

have you seen it?

[luvXdmb]

Is is worth my time?

[patthebear]

Can you watch it today, please?

[SeanMH]

how much is your time worth?

[Keyz]

Is there a dollar amount I can put on it?

[patthebear]

What's the most valuable talent you have?

[Keyz]

Does playing music count?

[patthebear]

Can you put a price to it?

[Keyz]

Would that be the price of all my musical equipment added up?

[patthebear]

What do you think about putting a price on your playing and performances as well?

[Keyz]

Would that include the rest of the band?

[patthebear]

I thought we were talking about you?

[Keyz]

So myself without the band?

[patthebear]

:lol Is this hard for you too?

[daveshookme]

should I see a doctor if it's always hard? :evil

[cward]

Why don't you just use it?

[daveshookme]

does that help?

[SeanMH]

can you repeat it please?

[patthebear]

Are we talking about boners?

[daveshookme]

do you mind?

[iamjtr]

Did we already do Cutler jokes in this thread?

[patthebear]

What's a good Cutler joke?

[SeanMH]

Cutler who?

[patthebear]

www.cutlersalon.com ?

[SeanMH]

is that website safe?

[patthebear]

Scared??

[SeanMH]

scared straight?

[patthebear]

Were you gay before?

[daveshookme]

wait, do we have any Cutler jokes?

[patthebear]

Is "Cutler got cut by his own thumb" a good one?

[daveshookme]

ya got anything better?

[patthebear]

Not good enough?

[daveshookme]

is it all you have?

[patthebear]

Is that bad?

[daveshookme]

couldn't you do better?

[patthebear]

Ummm, what do you got big shot?

[daveshookme]

is "The Chicago Bears signed Jay Cutler to a two-year extension. Or 100 fourth-quarter interceptions, whichever comes first" better?

[patthebear]

Do I have to answer?

[daveshookme]

is it? :violent

[patthebear]

:lol Should I take that as a yes?

[daveshookme]

do you not want to?

[patthebear]

What if I said I think mine is better?

[daveshookme]

aren't we all entitled to our own opinion?

[SeanMH]

doesn't that depend on whether your opinion is popular or not?

[patthebear]

Anyone else confused?

[daveshookme]

should I have backread?

[patthebear]

Don't you always?

[daveshookme]

what if I didn't this time?

[patthebear]

Why wouldn't you have this time?

[daveshookme]

what if I didn't have time?

[patthebear]

Why didn't you have time?

[daveshookme]

would you believe I locked myself out of my car?

[patthebear]

Where did that happen?

[daveshookme]

have you ever locked yourself out at BK?

[patthebear]

Did you at least have a good meal while you waited?

[daveshookme]

is there a better sandwich than an original chicken sandwich?

[patthebear]

Should I go find out?

[daveshookme]

you have't left without me yet, have you?

[patthebear]

Would you be mad if I told you I just got back?

[daveshookme]

did you at least get me one?

[patthebear]

How should I tell you this?

[daveshookme]

it's not you, it's me, right?

[patthebear]

Anyone ever tell you you're brilliant?

[SeanMH]

how brilliant am I?

[patthebear]

Do you get offended easily?

[cward]

Is it better to be offended or defended?

[SeanMH]

doesnt that depend on the situation?

[patthebear]

What do you think?

[SeanMH]

does my opinion matter?

[patthebear]

Why wouldn't it?

[shelgirl]

Miss me?

[patthebear]

Did you really have to ask?

[daveshookme]

holy hell, is that michelle?

[patthebear]

Maybe it was a coworker?

[daveshookme]

do you think I have coworkers?

[patthebear]

Was I talking about you?

[cward]

Should we be talking about you?

[patthebear]

What do you want to know?

[shelgirl]

Are you going to tell me something I don't already know?

[patthebear]

Do you think you know a lot about me?

[daveshookme]

don't you have 13 siblings?

[patthebear]

Are we about to edit a whole shitload?

[Keyz]

Is my computer about to die? :(

[daveshookme]

do you have a dying battery?

[Keyz]

Would it be bad if I said yes?

[daveshookme]

couldn't you charge it?

[patthebear]

Did he answer that question in another thread?

[daveshookme]

what thread?

[patthebear]

Uhhhhhhhh?

[daveshookme]

did you know CRIPS stood for Community Rebuilding In Progress?

[shelgirl]

Do you think I buy that baloney?

[daveshookme]

why wouldn't you?

[shelgirl]

Do you not know I roll with the reds?

[daveshookme]

wouldn't they even know that, too?

[shelgirl]

Ever consider they don't pay attention to shit?

[daveshookme]

why would you be with teh redz?

[shelgirl]

isn't it a better color?

[daveshookme]

Are you asking if red's better than blue?

[shelgirl]

Wouldn't you think so?

[daveshookme]

do I have to agree?

[shelgirl]

isn't it sometimes better to agree to disagree?

[daveshookme]

can we do that?

[shelgirl]

Don't bears really shit in the woods?

[daveshookme]

how do we find out?

[shelgirl]

Think we need to add alaska to our list of vacations?

[patthebear]

Can we go somewhere else?

[cward]

Can I go?

[daveshookme]

why can't we add Alaska?

[shelgirl]

Doesn't Alaska have a big concentration of bears?

[cward]

Brown or Polar bears?

[shelgirl]

Are we getting away from the original question at hand?

[daveshookme]

which original question?

[shelgirl]

Shit, did you forget it too?

[SeanMH]

are you mad if I did?

[patthebear]

Who's mad?

[shelgirl]

Why does someone gotta be mad?

[patthebear]

What about mad chill?

[daveshookme]

who's mad chill?

[patthebear]

I thought we were talking about me?

[shelgirl]

Do you usually think its always about you?

[SeanMH]

why wouldn't it be about me?

[daveshookme]

isn't there anybody else it could be about?

[shelgirl]

Don't tell me you've already forgot about me?

[patthebear]

How could I forget about you?

[daveshookme]

Who could forget you, Michelle?

[patthebear]

Who's Michelle?

[daveshookme]

Doesn't it say Michelle in Shelgirl's sig?

[patthebear]

Aren't a fan of sarcasm?

[cward]

Why wouldn't I be?

[daveshookme]

was that sarcastic?

[cward]

Could you tell?

[daveshookme]

can't you just tell me?

[patthebear]

Tell you what?

[cward]

Was anything ever decided?

[patthebear]

About what?

[cward]

Wait, what were we talking about?

[SeanMH]

how 'bout we talk about me?

[daveshookme]

what about you?

[iamjtr]

How are you doing today, Sean?

[daveshookme]

Did you find me feeling healthy?

[iamjtr]

Are you glad we crossed threads this time today?

[daveshookme]

what is the greatest park in the world in the middle of the greatest city in the world?

[iamjtr]

Isn't that somewhere in the center of New York?

[SeanMH]

isn't that in Compton?

[daveshookme]

Who said anything about Compton?

[SeanMH]

me???????????

[iamjtr]

Would you like to go to Compton?

[daveshookme]

who ever wants to go to compton?

[SeanMH]

how about we throw a block party in Compton?

[daveshookme]

who's invited?

[patthebear]

Can I handle the invitations?

[daveshookme]

does anybody else want to do it?

[patthebear]

Why not me?

[daveshookme]

is this the question thread, or the alphabetical thread?

[patthebear]

What do you think?

[SeanMH]

why do I always have to be thinkin'?

[daveshookme]

aren't you the only one capable, apparently?

[patthebear]

Why do you think that?

[daveshookme]

Hasn't everybody asked him to think so far?

[patthebear]

Wasn't I talking to you?

[daveshookme]

were you?

[patthebear]

Was I me?

[daveshookme]

where are we going with this?

[patthebear]

We're going somewhere?

[daveshookme]

with your long face?

[patthebear]

It's long?

[daveshookme]

isn't that what "Where Are You Going" says?

[patthebear]

You think I listen to that crap?

[daveshookme]

is it crap?

[patthebear]

Did you crap today?

[daveshookme]

Are you watching TR3's sets tonight from NYC?

playing now and again at 10pm http://theiridium.com/iridiumlive/

[patthebear]

Should I go buy a computer to watch it?

[daveshookme]

you still don't have a computer?

[patthebear]

Do you???

[daveshookme]

haven't i always?

[patthebear]

Can you prove it?

[daveshookme]

aren't I on one now?

[patthebear]

Can you prove it?

[daveshookme]

how would I prove it?

[patthebear]

Can't figure it out?

[daveshookme]

got any tips?

[patthebear]

Just the tip?

[shelgirl]

Is that all you got?

[patthebear]

Are you kidding?

[shelgirl]

Do I look like I'm kidding?

[patthebear]

what do you look like?

[shelgirl]

Are you blind?

[patthebear]

Are you funny?

[shelgirl]

Are you gay?

[daveshookme]

are you a guy?

[patthebear]

Wait, why do you think I'm gay?

[daveshookme]

who's being accused of being gay here?

[patthebear]

Didn't she ask if I was gay?

[Keyz]

Do you think she was assuming?

[daveshookme]

is she wrong?

[Keyz]

Should we not make Pat feel uncomfortable talking about it while he's not here? :lol

[daveshookme]

would he mind the truth getting out?

[patthebear]

That I prefer vaginas over penises?

[daveshookme]

is that what you tell people?

[patthebear]

Would you like me to prove it?

[daveshookme]

how would you do that?

[patthebear]

Can I borrow a vagina?

[daveshookme]

what, you think I have one handy?