The Three Word Game (Part2)

[SeanMH]

then he went

[rickyh24]

end of thread.

[SeanMH]

I had a

[stayorleave83]

dream about dancing

[SeanMH]

with some girls

[stayorleave83]

who couldn't dance

[SeanMH]

because that makes

[CBjornson]

them seem like

[haasem99]

losers with self-

[weller3377]

image problems, but

[haasem99]

really they are

[weller3377]

intelligent women who

[SeanMH]

like to suck

[weller3377]

on some gigantic

[haasem99]

pieces of watermelon

[weller3377]

that didn't have

[haasem99]

seeds. Mountain Dew

[weller3377]

tastes like a

[JTR&PIG]

mouth full of

[weller3377]

sugar with some

[JTR&PIG]

uplifting feeling of

[weller3377]

an uncontrolable force

[stayorleave83]

that makes you

[SeanMH]

wanna shout and

[stayorleave83]

poop a little

[SeanMH]

when I need

[cpxc.]

to poop a

[SeanMH]

brick. Yesterday, I

[CBjornson]

ate a giant

[weller3377]

snickers bar that

[CBjornson]

was filled with

[weller3377]

the most delicious

[CBjornson]

almonds known to

[weller3377]

man. About 20

[CBjornson]

years later, I

[weller3377]

found an even

[cpxc.]

number of giant

[SeanMH]

clover leaves attached

[weller3377]

to the tip

[americanemu25]

of a large

[cpxc.]

manatee as he

[weller3377]

swan through the

[cpxc.]

ocean lakes and

[weller3377]

ate up all

[cpxc.]

the shrimp the

[weller3377]

thing could handle.

[cpxc.]

For Christmas I

[weller3377]

got a fine

[CBjornson]

peice of ass

[weller3377]

that was hands

[americanemu25]

down the best

[SeanMH]

ass ever, because

[weller3377]

it was uncontrollably

[SeanMH]

amazing and I

[weller3377]

smacked it about

[SeanMH]

40 times that

[weller3377]

evening, but then

[CBjornson]

all of a

[cpxc.]

sudden I got

[weller3377]

the biggest boner

[CBjornson]

of my life.

[weller3377]

This one time

[CBjornson]

at band camp

[SeanMH]

I felt like

[cpxc.]

i was going

[SeanMH]

to have fun

[CBjornson]

with this one

[SeanMH]

girl and her

[weller3377]

private parts, but

[stayorleave83]

i couldnt find

[weller3377]

where they had

[stayorleave83]

put the key

[weller3377]

to the belt

[stayorleave83]

so I stuck

[cpxc.]

a knife in

[kittensXLI]

to see what

[cpxc.]

would happen to

[weller3377]

and behold it

[cpxc.]

it was never

[stayorleave83]

locked in the

[cpxc.]

first place. The

[weller3377]

best thing about

[cpxc.]

everyone in the

[weller3377]

Dave Matthews Band

[cpxc.]

is that they

[weller3377]

unreal at the

[cpxc.]

songs they perform

[haasem99]

live. Pepsi is

[cpxc.]

the best tasting

[haasem99]

soft drink that

[weller3377]

isn't the color

[SeanMH]

of a duck

[haasem99]

from East New

[SeanMH]

Amsterdam, usually a

[haasem99]

duck from there

[cpxc.]

duck is multi

[SeanMH]

colored. Anyway, now

[haasem99]

that we have

[weller3377]

established the fact

[haasem99]

that ducks are

[weller3377]

from new amsterdam

[SeanMH]

we can move

[weller3377]

on to a

[kittensXLI]

different subject, such

[CBjornson]

as the reason

[SeanMH]

why fat girls

[cpxc.]

wear small clothing

[stayorleave83]

and wedge their

[SeanMH]

excess skin into

[CBjornson]

places it should

[SeanMH]

not be visible

[weller3377]

and no one

[cpxc.]

should be able

[weller3377]

have to look

[cpxc.]

at what's about

[weller3377]

come out of

[cpxc.]

a giant hole.

[weller3377]

Yesterday was a

[cpxc.]

good day to

[weller3377]

drink, and spend

[cpxc.]

lots of money

[weller3377]

out at the

[cpxc.]

local bar and

[weller3377]

the strip club.

[SeanMH]

then I realized

[weller3377]

i was spending

[SeanMH]

so much money

[weller3377]

on other people

[SeanMH]

that I didnt

[weller3377]

even have a

[SeanMH]

chance to tell

[weller3377]

the one lady

[SeanMH]

how much I

[weller3377]

really wanted to

[cpxc.]

join the navy

[SeanMH]

feel and grab

[cpxc.]

all the seamen

[SeanMH]

even though that'd

[americanemu25]

be really gay.

[cpxc.]

to do such

[americanemu25]

a gay thing

[cpxc.]

being gay is

[americanemu25]

when a person

[CBjornson]

decides that they

[SeanMH]

are gay. You

[CBjornson]

should all go

[stayorleave83]

to the biggest

[SeanMH]

circus in the

[CBjornson]

world, located in

[SeanMH]

Ithaca, NY where

[templeofdmb]

clowns are often

[kittensXLI]

not what they

[SeanMH]

burning kids with

[templeofdmb]

a creepy gaze

[SeanMH]

and a small

[kittensXLI]

"gift" inside his

[SeanMH]

pocket. Pet rocks

[weller3377]

used to be

[SeanMH]

cool until people

[weller3377]

started throwing them

[SeanMH]

at the police

[americanemu25]

and the police

[SeanMH]

called the SWAT

[americanemu25]

team and they

[SeanMH]

tased and beat

[kittensXLI]

everyone in sight.

[SeanMH]

My mama used

[weller3377]

bend over for

[kittensXLI]

to use so

[CBjornson]

then I could

[cpxc.]

stick large objects

[SeanMH]

in a paper

[cpxc.]

made of a

[SeanMH]

fibers and string

[cpxc.]

that with hold

[SeanMH]

up to 1,250lbs

[weller3377]

of cheese, while

[SeanMH]

still being able

[CBjornson]

to maintain pressure

[cpxc.]

on the lower

[SeanMH]

part of her

[cpxc.]

back but then

[weller3377]

it finally snapped.

[SeanMH]

I just found

[cpxc.]

out that someone

[weller3377]

took a shit

[cpxc.]

on a famous

[weller3377]

piece of furniture

[kittensXLI]

from the late

[weller3377]

Heath Ledger's apartment

[cpxc.]

in the room

[americanemu25]

where he put

[cpxc.]

the last bag

[SeanMH]

of cocaine in

[cpxc.]

the bathroom on

[SeanMH]

the toilet seat.

[cpxc.]

My one friend

[SeanMH]

has a cousin

[cpxc.]

who has a

[SeanMH]

rare disease known

[weller3377]

from the sores

[SeanMH]

as "Hyidryaguphystisezelop" which

[weller3377]

means, don't ever

[cpxc.]

ever touch the

[weller3377]

inside of the

[SeanMH]

mouth without using

[cpxc.]

a special brush

[SeanMH]

or latex gloves

[weller3377]

to clean the

[cpxc.]

inside of your

[weller3377]

left cheek. Hyidryaguphystisezelop

[cpxc.]

is the only

[weller3377]

disease that only

[cpxc.]

large tortoises in

[SeanMH]

the South Atlantic

[weller3377]

can get, but

[cpxc.]

every once in awhile

[weller3377]

a little girl

[cpxc.]

with a giant

[weller3377]

earlobe comes along

[cpxc.]

to help save

[weller3377]

the turtles, only

[cpxc.]

if they are

[weller3377]

swimming in warm

[SeanMH]

waters near the

[weller3377]

beach during high

[SeanMH]

tide, so boats

[americanemu25]

dont crush them

[SeanMH]

or hit them

[americanemu25]

with giant propellers

[weller3377]

that generally can

[americanemu25]

chop turtles into

[SeanMH]

sushi! Let's go

[weller3377]

to the beach

[Sooner17]

to get some

[weller3377]

sun and drink

[SeanMH]

Capri Sun while

[weller3377]

getting a nice

[SeanMH]

tan on our

[weller3377]

feet which will

[SeanMH]

make it difficult

[weller3377]

to run in

[Sooner17]

the broken glass

[kittensXLI]

that came from

[Sooner17]

the empty bottle

[kittensXLI]

of Jack Daniels.

[CBjornson]

So there I

[SeanMH]

was standing at

[americanemu25]

the top of

[SeanMH]

a mountain with