The Three Word Game (Part2)

[Emanu]

for a swim

[achota33]

in the ocean

[Emanu]

to find a

[SeanMH]

sexy mermaid that

[dmbisgod]

felt awkward because

[SeanMH]

she had no

[achota33]

chest at all

[SeanMH]

but a tight

[achota33]

vagina and a

[SeanMH]

nice, firm butt

[achota33]

that i felt

[SeanMH]

with my cock

[achota33]

which i put

[SeanMH]

deep in her

[sdmc229]

ear, so she

[SeanMH]

could feel the

[achota33]

vibrations from the

[Emanu]

the underground train

[SeanMH]

that also served

[achota33]

as an escape

[SeanMH]

from King Kong

[CrashIntoThis]

who needed to

[achota33]

kiss a girl

[Emanu]

and bite her

[CrashIntoThis]

leg off because

[SeanMH]

Run to a

[achota33]

small house near

[bemused]

the isolated village

[achota33]

where there lived

[bemused]

a dozen trolls

[achota33]

who all had

[bemused]

DMB shirt's from

[achota33]

the alpine show

[bemused]

that they dropped

[mgundy32]

in the toilet:lorraine

[SeanMH]

but nobody flushed

[achota33]

and then they

[SeanMH]

tried to snorkel

[achota33]

in the ocean

[SeanMH]

but jellyfish almost

[achota33]

stung their feet

[SeanMH]

and a pirate

[collinsat12]

with one leg

[SeanMH]

swung a sword

[collinsat12]

chopping a bird

[SeanMH]

but not a

[collinsat12]

blue bird that

[SeanMH]

would've been bad

[collinsat12]

because the DNR

[SeanMH]

is an unknown

[collinsat12]

ex-prostitute from Deleware

[achota33]

who has AIDS

[LisaH]

and doesn't know

[achota33]

which is bad

[LisaH]

especially for others

[achota33]

who had sex

[LisaH]

with the ex-prostitute

[mgundy32]

and got herpes

[SeanMH]

and now it

[CrashIntoThis]

makes them itch

[SeanMH]

and scream when

[CrashIntoThis]

I tickle their

[mgundy32]

long nose hairs

[coolhotwaves]

because they like

[SeanMH]

the wetness that

[bemused]

was felt when

[SeanMH]

I farted next

[bemused]

to her lips

[SeanMH]

and she tried

[achota33]

to kiss me

[SeanMH]

but I said

[Trippin Jimi]

get the hell

[SeanMH]

outta here before

[Emanu]

I give shit

[SeanMH]

to everyone else

[achota33]

and beat up

[SeanMH]

the Pope for

[achota33]

kissing his wife

[SeanMH]

even though he's

[LetMeAlways]

right on the

[achota33]

top of the

[SeanMH]

building while doing

[achota33]

the dirty thing

[LetMeAlways]

something that he

[SeanMH]

has experience in

[achota33]

really big bell

[SeanMH]

like Taco Bell

[achota33]

which has food

[SeanMH]

that is deadly

[achota33]

and will kill

[SeanMH]

all humans at

[achota33]

every single restaurant

[dreamingtreeIU]

in the country

[achota33]

especially in indiana

[LetMeAlways]

where there are

[achota33]

many many hoosiers

[SeanMH]

corn fields and

[LetMeAlways]

those stupid little

[SeanMH]

kids that are

[LetMeAlways]

always playing with

[achota33]

immature and noisy

[SeanMH]

clowns and balloons

[achota33]

who also have

[LetMeAlways]

this way of

[SeanMH]

saving money because

[JohnK86]

they want pussy

[achota33]

for themselves to

[SeanMH]

fuck all day

[achota33]

and then go

[mgundy32]

to the truck

[achota33]

to have some

[SeanMH]

fruit salad that

[achota33]

was made by

[SeanMH]

Martha Stewart while

[collinsat12]

she played knick

[achota33]

with a guy

[SeanMH]

covered in tattoos

[achota33]

who is named

[collinsat12]

bobby joe smith

[achota33]

who has a

[SeanMH]

revolver stuffed in

[CrashIntoThis]

his bag of

[achota33]

pot and crack

[SeanMH]

but cops almost

[mgundy32]

shot his face

[SeanMH]

with some mace

[achota33]

then killed a

[SeanMH]

duck crossing the

[achota33]

pond by the

[SeanMH]

bayou where alligators

[achota33]

eat and drink

[Sami22782]

while having a

[achota33]

three way with

[SeanMH]

crocidiles, now the

[bemused]

swamp critter's wanted

[achota33]

to have sex

[SeanMH]

but it was

[LetMeAlways]

not exactly the

[SeanMH]

way things get

[bemused]

done in animal

[achota33]

life and then

[mgundy32]

ate a pizza

[SeanMH]

but it had

[CrashIntoThis]

mushrooms on it

[achota33]

which gave him

[SeanMH]

a headache, so

[achota33]

he went to

[SeanMH]

the pharmacy to

[achota33]

get some pills

[SeanMH]

but the only

[achota33]

pills he could

[SeanMH]

use all at

[achota33]

one time with

[LetMeAlways]

something else that

[achota33]

got him high

[LetMeAlways]

and then he

[achota33]

met a girl

[LetMeAlways]

who looked like

[achota33]

sarah jessica parker

[LetMeAlways]

and she also

[achota33]

wore a crown

[LetMeAlways]

covered in jewels

[achota33]

that she stole

[LetMeAlways]

from a king

[achota33]

named big ben

[LetMeAlways]

and his wife

[SeanMH]

who is slutty

[LetMeAlways]

she has many

[SeanMH]

lovers who are

[achota33]

gay and russian

[SeanMH]

male escorts that

[mgundy32]

like butt sex

[SeanMH]

without condoms or

[ant_marching41]

not at all

[SeanMH]

so they can

[emsketch]

have lots of

[achota33]

sex and beer

[SeanMH]

which is cheap

[Emanu]

when used condoms

[dowling25]

were thrown to

[SeanMH]

them by crowds

[achota33]

of many people

[SeanMH]

Or farm animals

[bemused]

who liked Trojan

[achota33]

condoms and they

[bemused]

prefer ribbed ones.

[SeanMH]

My baker told

[dowling25]

me to preheat

[SeanMH]

the oven at

[sir iggius]

275 degrees Celcius

[SeanMH]

For 20 minutes

[achota33]

so we could

[SeanMH]

throw a puppy

[achota33]

at a wall

[SeanMH]

to see if

[achota33]

it would bark

[SeanMH]

or go through

[bemused]

the brick roof

[SeanMH]

where the chimney

[dowling25]

meets the sky

[bemused]

that is filled

[SeanMH]

smog and heat

[achota33]

from the big

[SeanMH]

factory near the

[bemused]

old dirt hill

[SeanMH]

where I ride

[mgundy32]

the big horse

[achota33]

who is brown

[SeanMH]

with a tail (wow!! 4 months without this thread, I LOVE this game, glad someone started it back) :thumbsup

[haasem99]

that is long

[davefan4ever2]

just like my

[SeanMH]

dad used to

[haasem99]

throw a baseball

[SeanMH]

close to 100mph

[haasem99]

like he drove

[SeanMH]

a Ford Pinto

[haasem99]

that was painted

[SeanMH]

with bright flowers

[haasem99]

on the hood

[SeanMH]

but no leather

[haasem99]

belt to tie

[SeanMH]

the hood down.

[haasem99]

The Ford Pinto

[SeanMH]

had seen many

[haasem99]

days back in

[SeanMH]

its time, but

[DMBgirl87]

it's barely moving

[SeanMH]

now, so I

[haasem99]

drove it to

[SeanMH]

a landfill where

[haasem99]

I decided to

[SeanMH]

pick up recycleable

[haasem99]

cans to mold

[SeanMH]

an aluminum base

[dmbowa]

that looked like

[SeanMH]

an U.F.O. from

[dmbowa]

that movie with

[SeanMH]

Kevin Bacon in

[dmbowa]

the black jacket

[SeanMH]

riding a motorcycle

[dmbowa]

and kicking ass.

[SeanMH]

The Pope told

[dmbowa]

Dave Matthews Band

[SeanMH]

to play "Halloween"

[dmbowa]

so they did

[SeanMH]

on Christmas Day

[dmbowa]

to the delite

[SeanMH]

of many tourists

[dmbowa]

that had been

[SeanMH]

visiting the Pope