The Marijuana Smoker's Thread (Part2)

[MGH4007]

For me, the less physical and more mental high, the better.


:thumbsup same here, I always like the "high" feeling better than the "stoned"

[davehead86]

Just picked up a dime bag, too bad Im on duty this weekend, guess itll have to wait till monday night.

[SoRight24]

I'm pretty good and ripped right now.

[swordo84]

Smoked two huge blunts and played Guitar Hero (I and II) with my friends last night....GREAT times!!!

--Colin

[GLR87]

crunked out the ying yang

[hylidaea]

I took a pic of a fat little bud with my camera phone and then accidentally sent it to my niece instead of myself. :lol OOOOPS

[DMB-CRAZY]

Smoked two huge blunts and played Guitar Hero (I and II) with my friends last night....GREAT times!!!

--Colin

HA! We're doing that right now...my first time playing, I love it!

[GLR87]

I took a pic of a fat little bud with my camera phone and then accidentally sent it to my niece instead of myself. :lol OOOOPS

you sound like one fucking cool aunt!

[hylidaea]

you sound like one fucking cool aunt!
Thanks. They tell me I am. :D

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

This pussy voluntarily showed up at my drug and alcohol classes... and had the balls to say his problem was smoking marijuana and he needed help to stop. I almost slapped him in the face. You've got a room full of alcoholics and crackheads, and he's over here talkin about weed.

:|

[hylidaea]

This pussy voluntarily showed up at my drug and alcohol classes... and had the balls to say his problem was smoking marijuana and he needed help to stop. I almost slapped him in the face. You've got a room full of alcoholics and crackheads, and he's over here talkin about weed.

:|
You should tell him that.

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

You should tell him that.He probably goes around telling people he needs counseling to get off of his drugs. "I love my marijuana" he says.. I almost said, "yeah? so whats your fuckin problem? I'm confused, bitch."

Edit: I have the problem, I can't smoke until I stop getting drug/alcohol tests.

[defcon]

This pussy voluntarily showed up at my drug and alcohol classes... and had the balls to say his problem was smoking marijuana and he needed help to stop. I almost slapped him in the face. You've got a room full of alcoholics and crackheads, and he's over here talkin about weed.


:|

w/ all due respect, and I know we've all seen the "Half Baked" scene, given the programming that the government puts across vis-a-vis the Drug Czar (Office of National Drug Control Policy, or the Office of Nationalized Drug Brainwashing Police Statists as I like to call it), marijuana is supposed to be one of the worst drugs of all? Why don't we see anti-cocaine commercials? In the 80s, the "This is your brain on drugs" commercial with the egg and the frying pan sticks in my head the most vividly. This commercial was responsible for the largest upswing in cocaine sales in years. Does this tell us anything?

It tells me that if you tell someone not to do something, it makes them want to do it even more. God told Adam and Eve not to eat the fruit of the poison tree, and what did they do? They ate it. You tell a kid not to go fishing in the cookie jar and he'll be in there the first chance he gets. These newest wave of anti-jane programming are ridiculous, especially the yellow cartoon with the dog talking to his owner and the horrible music...WORST...COMMERCIAL...EVER. This commericial actually depresses me into toking up.

You can't begin to understand the pyschological dependence that marijuana causes - it's stronger than the physical/chemical addiction of some drugs for certain people. It can aggravate a prexisting psychosis or neurosis. It can ruin people's lives. Before I was placed on other meds I used to use it way too much. I've learned a balance now, a moderation, and I use it as a carrot and stick, a reward for getting things done. Now, yes, I believe that marijuana is probably the least harmful "drug" there is when used responsibly and in the proper form, but to say that someone is a pussy because they showed up to an NA meeting/drug class voluntarily just for that is, well, a little misinformed. If anything, this person has exhibited courage, probably thinking about what ridicule they might receive from more serious users or people with deeper problems. But the fact that they're getting help now, before turning to a deeper, darker drug (not saying it's a gateway, but I've been to the point where nothing green can placate me and I've moved beyond) or doing something else destructive, is a big step.

If someone can't quit it, it's probably because there are other problems in their life. Maybe they have an addictive personality, maybe they smoke to deal with shit. It's an easy problem to nip in the bud because there is no chemical addiction. I'd suggest that this person go to a psychiatrist/psychologist rather than group rehab, or a specific group targeted for marijuana users, such as a nar-acon cannabis group.

I'll admit if someone walked into a meeting like that I'd naturally wonder why, but I'd probably push them more toward what I said above.

I believe that cannabis just isn't for some people - some are too dumb to use it, some are too irresponsible, and some are too psycho to use it. I've seen personalities completely change for the worse.

Anyway, finals suck.

[MGH4007]

This pussy voluntarily showed up at my drug and alcohol classes... and had the balls to say his problem was smoking marijuana and he needed help to stop. I almost slapped him in the face. You've got a room full of alcoholics and crackheads, and he's over here talkin about weed.

:|

Wow.

Along the same lines my friend got sent to rehab for 3 months as an in patient, and 4 months as an out patient for weed. Did it work? I dont think he's ever smoked as much weed as he did when he came out of rehab.

[emp88]

this is kindof random but i dont feel like making a separate thread on it..ive been thinking lately, well actually i came to this realization when i was high that maybe there is a link between the hippy generation's focus on peace and love and weed. that might seem obvious to a lot of people but honestly i never really thought about it. weed for me at least makes everything more peaceful, and in turn i feel more peaceful so it only makes sense that marijuana aided that cause in the 60s. i wish more people smoked , i really do think peace would be semi easier to achieve. not like thats news or anything, i just never really gave it much thought :) the more and more i smoke the more i realize how stupid it is that this plant is illegal. think about how many violent drunks there are out there ... is anyone ever violent when they are high?

[hylidaea]

I don't know, Emma, my guess is probably. The "hippie" generation held certain political and social ideas that you don't need to be high to appreciate or embrace, but I'm sure weed helped.

I do know it makes me feel more peaceful and loving. :)

Edit: Never heard of anyone getting violent while high on just weed.

[emp88]

Yeah, I am in no way saying that weed was the only factor, (definitely not) just saying that it most likely aided the cause for peace :)

[MGH4007]

Yeah, I am in no way saying that weed was the only factor, (definitely not) just saying that it most likely aided the cause for peace :)

My friends and I were talking about this the other day. We came to the conclusion that it might have not been the effect of the drugs used in the sixties that lead to the peace (as far as drugs go), but just the fact that it connected everyone who used them. It was just the median, it could have been anything.

[defcon]

My friends and I were talking about this the other day. We came to the conclusion that it might have not been the effect of the drugs used in the sixties that lead to the peace (as far as drugs go), but just the fact that it connected everyone who used them. It was just the median, it could have been anything.

Well said. I identify with fellow smokers, and it has become a core part of my identity, not to the point that it defines me, but to the point that it determines much of my politics, beliefs, and ideals - of course, I held these even at a younger age, with more influence from my parents, obviously. I am not as liberal as many, not to the point of socialism. I'm more of a libertarian, so I don't necessarily identify with neo-hippies (Greens, etc.). I guess I would be conservative by their standards.

I believe the counter culture is an overused term - it's becoming the culture. When I see "the man" i.e police, elected officials, etc., sharing many of the ideals that I do, it says alot. The law is one thing. Choosing to follow it is another thing entirely. Who says what the culture is? Is it not allowing same sex marriage? Is it fostering the preservation of the environment? Who's place is it to say this?

I think we are seeing a resurgence of progressive politics, along the lines of the early 20th century and the Bull Moose/Teddy Roosevelt/Populist party. The previous election is indicative of this as many ultraconservative politicians were ousted. While there are more dominent factors that determined the outcome of the election, such as probably Bush's perceived ineptitude, we've seen that people want to live their lives the way they do - free of government interference. Bush scared the shit out of me with some of the programs that he wanted to pass before the switch, including allowing interrment camps for Islamic Americans, expanding the death penalty to cover other offenses than murder or treason, etc.

In closing, if I were ever a diplomat, I'd always take some kind bud and a little bit of fine alcohol to the session with me.

[defcon]

Also, if you haven't see "Don't Get Busted," see it. Google the details. It shocked even me, and I study this stuff. It tells you how things really work, from an x-cop turned pothead. And a portion of the proceeds go toward good causes. Highly recommended by High Times! I think each and every one of us as smokers needs to take an hour out of our lives to see this video for our own good. Much of it is common sense, but some of it seems contrary to common sense, and that is what's shocking.

Case in point, while you have a right to refuse search, in almost all cases that'll raise a huge red flag. Also, those police support stickers, jesus fishes, even DMB stickers and colleges, should be removed because they stick out like a sore thumb for profiling purposes and are, in and of themselves, reasonable articluable suspicion. Make your vehicle as non-descript as possible, don't travel with unnecessary passengers or cargo, and make sure you know the route and local customs.

Shockingly (or perhaps not) many dog handlers have methods of making their dogs falsely indicate, which is probable cause and grounds to search. You see in this movie how they are trained, and how unscrupulous handlers get results. You tell Spot, "get it, boy...," etc, Spot perks up, right? No different than this for dog handlers, and this can lead to a search of your vehicle.

Watch this, you won't be disappointed.

[GLR87]

Awesome !

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

Chris, my friend said the same thing when I mentioned that to him. If you're having a problem with weed, then see a psychologist or something. You'll get more help there. Group counseling isn't good for that. Most of the people at group counseling will be talking about alcohol or heavy drugs. You're alone when your problem is marijuana, because mostly, everyone smokes it. And there's no problem with that. It's a part of life. It's like popping a tylenol when you get home. Honestly.

[CrazyCaptain34]

Only Tylenol doesnt make me laugh at my own feet.

I get what your saying though.

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

Only Tylenol doesnt make me laugh at my own feet.

I get what your saying though.:lol That's true. Marijuana is a lot better than tylenol, but it's used for the same purposes for a lot of people in this world -- I think that's what I was getting at. Some people smoke it to have fun and party, others smoke it after a long day of work, when all they need is something to help them relax and smile. I've done both, but lately, it's been to relax and feel good about myself.

Even though I haven't smoked in a week exactly. :BANG This counseling is going to kill me.

[GLR87]

when for a blunt ride about 2 hours ago, still pretty high off them headies

[MoBb]

http://jayjoint.com/index.html

The internet suddenly makes sense.

[hylidaea]

http://jayjoint.com/index.html

The internet suddenly makes sense.
Wow. :lol :lol

[defcon]

Chris, my friend said the same thing when I mentioned that to him. If you're having a problem with weed, then see a psychologist or something. You'll get more help there. Group counseling isn't good for that. Most of the people at group counseling will be talking about alcohol or heavy drugs. You're alone when your problem is marijuana, because mostly, everyone smokes it. And there's no problem with that. It's a part of life. It's like popping a tylenol when you get home. Honestly.

:thumbsup Yeah, that's a given...but you also have to keep in mind that many people go to group counseling/Nar-ANON because they can't afford expensive shrinks or professionals. My therapy bill was over 9 grand for 18 sessions (yes, $500/session, approximately 1 hour), luckily insurance handled all but a portion of it. Also some people go to these meetings because they just don't know where to start.

My problem wasn't as much with weed as it was with "X-factors" in my life causing me to rely upon it, hence psychological dependence. Depression, anxiety, lethargy are problems in and of themselves that weed (or lack thereof) can exacerbate. I mainly found out that I had an extremely convoluted pattern of thinking about everything. I think this is the way it is for most if not all people with problems of that sort. Although it is physically impossible to be chemically addicted to THC, I've seen some people who seem to defy that...but I think that's largely a show.

BLARGH!!! Just finished a final, hopefully did very well, put in mad hours preparing but the only absolute in my line of schooling is Vodka and Assholes. About to chill out now...then get back to the grindstone. How are all my tokers this fine day?

[defcon]

http://jayjoint.com/index.html

The internet suddenly makes sense.

This is a scam. Do NOT send your money. It's ZippyBud, and it's a guy who runs about two or three fake sites (marijuanaforsale). Trust me, I lost $40. Might go to BC and recoup that money myself. I have a way of finding people -- in fact, this summer I will be tracking people down as part of my job.

Best way to acquire online is basically, well...if you don't know, you never will.

[MoBb]

This is a scam. Do NOT send your money. It's ZippyBud, and it's a guy who runs about two or three fake sites (marijuanaforsale). Trust me, I lost $40. Might go to BC and recoup that money myself. I have a way of finding people -- in fact, this summer I will be tracking people down as part of my job.

Best way to acquire online is basically, well...if you don't know, you never will.

ZippyBud is a scam, yes, but not Jay's Joint. JJ's is one out of three sites (of those that ship to the US) that are actually serious and reliable. I've also talked to people using A Perfect Joint with no problems.

Too bad Budmail doesn't send to the US. Just recieved 7g Jack Herer and 7g Purple Kush, and it's all AAA quality. I'm floored after two hits. :thumbsup

[GLR87]

Final week, but after today I don't have one till Friday...pretty blazed right now, my finals at 1:30 (History)

[defcon]

ZippyBud is a scam, yes, but not Jay's Joint. JJ's is one out of three sites (of those that ship to the US) that are actually serious and reliable. I've also talked to people using A Perfect Joint with no problems.

Too bad Budmail doesn't send to the US. Just recieved 7g Jack Herer and 7g Purple Kush, and it's all AAA quality. I'm floored after two hits. :thumbsup

Now I have to try this. I have the perfect setup, too. If I get screwed over this time that's the last time I do it.

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

I want to cry because I can't get really high right now and enjoy this beautiful day. I haven't smoked for 8 days. I have alcohol meetings every Monday, and I believe I'll get tested in approximately 2 weeks. I almost want to take the chance of getting really high today.

[GLR87]

ahh mad blazed now.. listening to cannabis college, feel better

[TheOtherside]

I want to cry because I can't get really high right now and enjoy this beautiful day. I haven't smoked for 8 days. I have alcohol meetings every Monday, and I believe I'll get tested in approximately 2 weeks. I almost want to take the chance of getting really high today.

not worth it man, if you fail you'll just have to wait longer anyway. look at it this way, the first time you smoke after probation it's going to hit you like a ton of bricks and it'll be amazing.

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

not worth it man, if you fail you'll just have to wait longer anyway. look at it this way, the first time you smoke after probation it's going to hit you like a ton of bricks and it'll be amazing.Thanks for the support. I really appreciate it. I turn 21 in 9 days, so the way I look at it is, 9 more days of suffering and I'll atleast have something to get my mind off of pot. Right? :lol

[Jambi]

I can't even enjoy getting high anymore. Just makes me more anxious and depressed. :shrug

[SoRight24]

I can't even enjoy getting high anymore. Just makes me more anxious and depressed. :shrug

That sucks my man, sorry to hear that, :(

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AI5WIcAcnw&mode=related&search=

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. A Nitrous run at a phish show:lol

[SoRight24]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AI5WIcAcnw&mode=related&search=

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. A Nitrous run at a phish show:lol

:lol :lol

What a douche.

[Jambi]

That sucks my man, sorry to hear that, :(

Yeah, tell me about it. Hopefully it will be better when school's out and I don't have so much to worry about.

[SoRight24]

Yeah, tell me about it. Hopefully it will be better when school's out and I don't have so much to worry about.

It seems to have the opposite effect for me, when I have a lot of shit to worry about (like now) it helps me out alot.

At least for a couple hours, its an escape.

[Jambi]

It seems to have the opposite effect for me, when I have a lot of shit to worry about (like now) it helps me out alot.

At least for a couple hours, its an escape.

Alcohol does that for me. Weed just makes me think too much about shit and I get so paranoid sometimes. It's starting to spill over when I'm sober too and that just isn't fun. I'll try it again after school but if that doesn't work, I might just have to give it up.

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

Try to smoke a little at a time. That's what I do man. My friends make fun of me when I don't smoke 5 bongs in a row, but after 1 I'm good for a while. Depending on the night I guess.

[Jambi]

Try to smoke a little at a time. That's what I do man. My friends make fun of me when I don't smoke 5 bongs in a row, but after 1 I'm good for a while. Depending on the night I guess.

Yeah, I think my mindset is the problem really. I'm almost convinced I'm going to be paranoid and anxious and shit before I even smoke. I used to love it but I almost dread smoking it now because I'm so busy thinking about bad stuff happening I don't enjoy it all anymore.

[MoBb]

Now I have to try this. I have the perfect setup, too. If I get screwed over this time that's the last time I do it.

Just order a little tester first. You should register at www.cannabisculture.com (the forum) where they have a Mail Order Marijuana forum with a lot of information and feedback from the different sites.

http://www.cannabisculture.com/forums/postlist.php?Cat=&Board=MOM&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=

[SoRight24]

Try to smoke a little at a time. That's what I do man. My friends make fun of me when I don't smoke 5 bongs in a row, but after 1 I'm good for a while. Depending on the night I guess.

Yeah, I usually just do 1-2 bowls at a time.

There are certain times where I just want to get really stoned though, but not all the time. :thumbsup

[MGH4007]

Try to smoke a little at a time. That's what I do man. My friends make fun of me when I don't smoke 5 bongs in a row, but after 1 I'm good for a while. Depending on the night I guess.

Yeah, I found smoke less often and less at a time and the high is much much better.

[TheOtherside]

Yeah, I found smoke less often and less at a time and the high is much much better.

Not to mention more affordable :thumbsup

[GLR87]

I can't even enjoy getting high anymore. Just makes me more anxious and depressed. :shrug

If it's possible...get a g of the best headies you can get, roll a blunt, go to a nice natural environment, (maybe a park, or waterbody), and make sure its on a nice day...And I think you would really enjoy that. A nice change of pace really can do a number.

[MGH4007]

just got a quarter of some really good mids for 35:hump.

[uchuskies87]

need some help everyone...i have to take a drug test within this week for an internship. my dad basically got it for me, so if i fail this test im dead. i last smoke on april 12 (one bong's worth (split 4 ways) and one joint (split 3 ways)). i don't smoke a whole lot, maybe once every two weeks..if that (prior to the 12).

i know im probably being paranoid, but ive been drinking a lot of water for the past 4/5 days (when i found out i had to take it) and i even went to gnc and got some of that body cleansing shit. i took it this morning, but didn't realize it was supposed to be taken until the day of the test.

any help? should i go get some more of that shit, or just keep drinking water and exercising?

thanks guys, i really appreciate it.

[davehead86]

just got a quarter of some really good mids for 35:hump.

DAMN. I bought a 1/4 of mids for 60 (rolled for me too) but 35, damn thats awsome.

[TGaucho]

just got a quarter of some really good mids for 35:hump.
:eek

that's a fucking steal right there. niiiiiiiiiiiice :thumbsup





so who's biggitty biggitty baked tonight on Ants?:hump

[GLR87]

I am pissed people, Today my school is off, it's "reading day" for exams, I have this stupid fucking project that I can only do in school. So I was told to come back at 10 am today to do it, Mind you I haven't woken up that early all semester. So i crawl out of bed and make it down here, and the guy says "Look dude, you're going to have to wait again" He said to come and find him later.. So what the fuck does that mean, I'm sitting in the computer lab wasting time, when i could be fucking sleeping! I need a bowl..

[defcon]

WE just got violated...

cut in half.

that's just a situation-x, right there...

[Aniroth]

WE just got violated...

cut in half.

that's just a situation-x, right there...

as in thread pt. 2? wtfwtf

[DMB-CRAZY]

We have to start over to get to page 420 again?! Oh my....

[fleckhead]

need some help everyone...i have to take a drug test within this week for an internship. my dad basically got it for me, so if i fail this test im dead. i last smoke on april 12 (one bong's worth (split 4 ways) and one joint (split 3 ways)). i don't smoke a whole lot, maybe once every two weeks..if that (prior to the 12).

i know im probably being paranoid, but ive been drinking a lot of water for the past 4/5 days (when i found out i had to take it) and i even went to gnc and got some of that body cleansing shit. i took it this morning, but didn't realize it was supposed to be taken until the day of the test.

any help? should i go get some more of that shit, or just keep drinking water and exercising?

thanks guys, i really appreciate it.

you'll be fine. with the small amount you've smoked, and the time between smokin' and the test, you don't even have to "study". Just go in and piss. You'll be fine. If you want to play it safe, drink about 1 gallon of water over a 3 hour period before the test, and you'll be extra safe.

[dmbisgod]

We have to start over to get to page 420 again?! Oh my....
those sneaky rats.


ahh damn
im a lil blaazzzzzzzzzed.

[uchuskies87]

you'll be fine. with the small amount you've smoked, and the time between smokin' and the test, you don't even have to "study". Just go in and piss. You'll be fine. If you want to play it safe, drink about 1 gallon of water over a 3 hour period before the test, and you'll be extra safe.

awesome, thanks so much...i hope you're right! and i will do that gallon.

[reverend miles]

my best friend bought me a nice lil bat while he was at panic (cause i watched his dogs). i love surprises. christening time

[MGH4007]

What happpened?

[SoRight24]

What happpened?

They killed all the long threads, to free up "database space".

Lame. :monkey

[GLR87]

i need to smoke a blunt ahh, small thread

[defcon]

well the old threads are archived I guess...they might put them on an archive page sooner or later...

Good times, sex, drugs, and music...although gotta work on getting a booty call that listens to Dave...this fucking KT Tungstull shit has got to go...

stay up ya'll...

[DreamingTree#40]

I just smoked a nice blunt with my friend, had some KFC, then watched Lost. Pretty nice evening so far

[MGH4007]

bong->bed->sleep = good encore.

[trippinbilli40]

ive smoked 2 blunts so far tonight, preparing to go smoke a j with my good friend. im high and im only gonna get higher :thumbsup

[defcon]

...yeah, smokin' two blunts...something about a blunt...for most weed I prefer blunts to bowls, save the finer shit for the bowl. They need to invent a weed that doesn't give you the munchies...that'd be terrific.

[reverend miles]

...yeah, smokin' two blunts...something about a blunt...for most weed I prefer blunts to bowls, save the finer shit for the bowl. They need to invent a weed that doesn't give you the munchies...that'd be terrific.

yeah, but if it weren't for the munchies, i'd starve to death

[MGH4007]

I love the munchies, its just as fun going though my kitchen as it is lighting up.

[TheOtherside]

god i hate the munchies (god, i love the munchies!). i've been trying to eat healthier recently and i can refrain from attacking the snacks most of the day but it is sooooooo unbelievably hard when i'm high. i've been doing good though. stills sucks, though. i just want to eat that pint of ben and jerry's!!! i stare at it for like 10 minutes every time i get high now :lol

fuck.

[SoRight24]

Just sparked a few bowls.

Its some pretty good dro, so I'm really stoned.

[GLR87]

...yeah, smokin' two blunts...something about a blunt...for most weed I prefer blunts to bowls, save the finer shit for the bowl. They need to invent a weed that doesn't give you the munchies...that'd be terrific.

Nothin' like smoking a blunt of headies though, and feeling obliterated afterward :hump

[reverend miles]

god i hate the munchies (god, i love the munchies!). i've been trying to eat healthier recently and i can refrain from attacking the snacks most of the day but it is sooooooo unbelievably hard when i'm high. i've been doing good though. stills sucks, though. i just want to eat that pint of ben and jerry's!!! i stare at it for like 10 minutes every time i get high now :lol

fuck.

i heard that one of the guys (either ben or jerry) is dead from heart disease and the other is in terrible health

[DMB-CRAZY]

I finally got a hook up in my city and she lives 5 min away from me! Its actually a coworkers boyfriend...I called to place an order for friday, she said come by now and you can pay me on friday. :thumbsup:thumbsup

[dmbisgod]

spiderman 3 tonight blazed

[MGH4007]

thats out?

[DreamingTree#40]

I've got the munchies right now, might have something to do with the two bowls I just smoked:)

[MGH4007]

Yeah, im in the same situation with the bong.

[defcon]

I finally got a hook up in my city and she lives 5 min away from me! Its actually a coworkers boyfriend...I called to place an order for friday, she said come by now and you can pay me on friday. :thumbsup:thumbsup

that's awesome!

Got me to thinking...it amazes me how many people each day come out of "the hotbox" as smokers, whether casual or a stoner. I just smoked up two people tonight that I NEVER suspected...always dressed to the T's, very conservative and straight edge appearance, and then it's like, "Yeah, man, I like to get high once every blue moon." You just never know who smokes for sure. One thing I hate are poser stoners -- major problem in high school and college, not so much anymore.

Well I finally found some people that are interested in Amsterdam, but now I'm broke. I can't friggen win, I just can't.

Ahh well...time for a dutchie.

[fleckhead]

i just called off work, and i'm about to burn one, and the go bike riding. later, it's golfing with Dad. Got to love sick days.
anyone else work sick and call off "not sick". I do it every year. why waste a sick day, when you feel like shit?

[TheOtherside]

i just called off work, and i'm about to burn one, and the go bike riding. later, it's golfing with Dad. Got to love sick days.
anyone else work sick and call off "not sick". I do it every year. why waste a sick day, when you feel like shit?

exactly, call in well.

[MGH4007]

If I didnt have golf to go to I wouldnt go to school.

[TheOtherside]

that's a very confusing statement :lol

[davehead86]

You just never know who smokes for sure. One thing I hate are poser stoners -- major problem in high school and college, not so much anymore.


Its always interesting, but the posers are horrible. Yal know, im not a hardcore smoker, just over the summer irregularly. But these people "oh yeah i smoke allt eh time" oh great can you hook me up with your dealer i need to grab a dime bag or whatever theyll split. "wait what man?" UGH fuck you. :lol

[MGH4007]

what, mine?

[GLR87]

Campus is DRY! ahh I'm freakin here people FREAKIN!

[dmbisgod]

spiderman fucking sucked

[dmbfan100]

spiderman fucking sucked


Really? Damn I was really looking forword to a good summer blockbuster? why'd it suck?

[hylidaea]

that's awesome!

Got me to thinking...it amazes me how many people each day come out of "the hotbox" as smokers, whether casual or a stoner. I just smoked up two people tonight that I NEVER suspected...always dressed to the T's, very conservative and straight edge appearance, and then it's like, "Yeah, man, I like to get high once every blue moon." You just never know who smokes for sure. One thing I hate are poser stoners -- major problem in high school and college, not so much anymore.

Well I finally found some people that are interested in Amsterdam, but now I'm broke. I can't friggen win, I just can't.

Ahh well...time for a dutchie. I took a pic of a fat little bud with my camera phone and accidentally sent it to my niece instead of myself. doh! But she responded with, "yeah! delish!" :lol She's a very straight-laced professional from a very ultra-conservative, Christian household. I never would have suspected. So... new smoke buddy! :)

[GLR87]

picked up a 1/4 from a nate

[DreamingTree#40]

just smoked again and now I am watching Jackass :lol

[MGH4007]

anyone here.

[MoBb]

Yup! I just recieved this in the mail, http://www.weedshop.no/index.php?productID=170

It's pathetically small but it gets the job done.

Fire it up!

[hylidaea]

Niiiiiice

[MGH4007]

nice, I had a tiny bong a while back. I loved it, but had to move on.

[handsareme]

Wow, I'm blitzed. I just got an apartment. We broke it in earlier. Huzzah!

[dmbphan041]

http://www.globalmarijuanamarch.org/

get out there!

[GLR87]

woke up at 11:30, smoked two bowls....had two drinks, and am about to smoke a j on the way to dunkin donuts

[MGH4007]

mind as well top it off while I'm tokin a bong

[smudge1]

mind as well top it off while I'm tokin a bong
sure...why not?

[GLR87]

about to pick up...

[hylidaea]

I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just could not wait to try it myself
Don't knock it til you've tried it
and I've tried it, my friend
And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around
The last words I spoke before they took me in:
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old Whiskey River, my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I hopped on his old bus on Honeysuckle road
The party was Vegas, it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
With one parting puff, grim creeper set in

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old Whiskey River, my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we're passin' the guitar and telling the jokes
I know one's a-comin' cuz I'm smellin smoke
Though I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face, and a great contact high

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old Whiskey River, my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position, with drool on my chin...

I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again

[MGH4007]

on lunch for work, guess what i'm doing.

[fleckhead]

After 18 years, i started mountain biking again. all i have to say is, it sucks i didn't smoke when i was 12, because delivery papers highed up, would have been the shit.

[MGH4007]

Yeah, i dont bike much. Tonight Im going to see spider man with a toasty blunt

[SoRight24]

Yeah, i dont bike much. Tonight Im going to see spider man with a toasty blunt

Seeing/watching movies while high makes them much better IMO.

[hylidaea]

Agreed. Try Ant Bully. :thumbsup :lol Seriously

[defcon]

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old Whiskey River, my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position, with drool on my chin...

I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again

:thumbsup

...except I probably would smoke with Willie again...although I've heard Willie smokes the schwag and mids mostly...it's alright, that's what I'm used to.

I miss a great high, I catch one here or there but mostly I just ease up, get tired, eat something, play something, and pass out.

Now if you'll excuse me, "I need a montage." [cue 80s music]

[hylidaea]

:thumbsup

...except I probably would smoke with Willie again...although I've heard Willie smokes the schwag and mids mostly...it's alright, that's what I'm used to.

I miss a great high, I catch one here or there but mostly I just ease up, get tired, eat something, play something, and pass out.

Now if you'll excuse me, "I need a montage." [cue 80s music]
hahaha! Yeah, I would smoke with Willie in a heartbeat. :monkey

[TempHelpNeeded]

Marijuana, Marijuana,
Hey, Hey, Hey, Get high!

[GLR87]

Page two wow... we're all the weed people at! Just got done packing up and cleaning my dorm room, took me 3 hours.....but I topped it off with a nice bowl

[DMB-CRAZY]

went golfing over the gorgeous weekend...first time smokin' while golfing. It was great, I think my game improved :lol

[hylidaea]

Right on, Heather. :thumbsup :lol

I decided to skip my usual pot smoking music tonight and instead play all the songs in my catalog that start with the pronoun "I." Not a bad list so far: :)

The Soggy Bottom Boys – I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow
R.E.M. – I Am Superman
The Beatles – I Am the Walrus
The Cox Family – I Am Weary, Let Me Rest
Robert Johnson – I Believe I'll Dust My Broom
Led Zeppelin – I Can't Quit You Baby
Kate Rusby – I Courted a Sailor
Sonny Boy Williamson [II] – I Don't Care No More

[DreamingTree#40]

went golfing over the gorgeous weekend...first time smokin' while golfing. It was great, I think my game improved :lol

I am actually on my school's golf team and me and my buddy smoke before just about every practice. Imo, golf is the best thing to do when your baked. Before my last match I smoked and I shot 69, my best score ever. Nothing like playing 18 holes and smoking a few blunts in the cart:thumbsup

[fleckhead]

i smoke and golf all the time. even when i'm with my dad, i'll run off into the woods to "pee", and sneak some hits while i'm in there.

[SoRight24]

i smoke and golf all the time. even when i'm with my dad, i'll run off into the woods to "pee", and sneak some hits while i'm in there.

:lol :lol

Thats fucking great.

[defcon]

^ I wish I could golf, but it costs too much money for me at this point. Also, "obviously I'm not a golfer." Also, since I am allergic to virtually everything, including good weather vis-a-vis the sun, I don't like outdoor sports. If I could live the majority of my life without light, I probably would. I'm a weird person, and quite possibly the whitest white person without being albino there is. I found out I have the gene for that, which makes it more likely than not that I will develop skin cancer sooner or later. Sucks.

I do enjoy a nightime game of putt-putt/mini-golf, tho. I usually hole-in-one on about every other hole. I just hate the ridiculous field hazards, like water, on a putt-putt course. There is a hole that has a 3 foot water gap, so you either need to basically swing or jump the ball. I usually get the ball as close to the water as possible, then follow up with a jump. Can you think of anything better to do? I have 5$ on the next game this weekend.

Had a ridiculously rough, 6 hour exam yesterday...hooked up with a friend who had some schwag she was saving so we rolled it into a big fat blunt...I slept like a log. After finals are over I'm just going to chill for a couple of days before I have to move myself, then it's back to NY and good grass.

[SoRight24]

I do enjoy a nightime game of putt-putt/mini-golf, tho. I usually hole-in-one on about every other hole. I just hate the ridiculous field hazards, like water, on a putt-putt course. There is a hole that has a 3 foot water gap, so you either need to basically swing or jump the ball. I usually get the ball as close to the water as possible, then follow up with a jump. Can you think of anything better to do? I have 5$ on the next game this weekend.


I don't know why, maybe because I'm high, but I laughed at this. :lol :lol

[trippinbilli40]

soo..i started smoking in march 2005 and have NEVER quit or gone sober for longer than maybe 3 or 4 days, and today i think im gonna try to quit. i dont have a reason, or any timeframe, but im gonna try. i need to spend money on other stuff and i REALLY REALLY need a girlfriend.

so, basically...what the hell should i do with my time now? usually when i get off work i go smoke but right now im sitting here at my desk, and could leave at any time, but i dont really have anything to do. any ideas?

[MGH4007]

I had the same problem when I cut back on smoking. I would have all this free time and I would wanna smoke just because but I found stuff to do after a week or so. Im sure you'll find something.

[defcon]

soo..i started smoking in march 2005 and have NEVER quit or gone sober for longer than maybe 3 or 4 days, and today i think im gonna try to quit. i dont have a reason, or any timeframe, but im gonna try. i need to spend money on other stuff and i REALLY REALLY need a girlfriend.

so, basically...what the hell should i do with my time now? usually when i get off work i go smoke but right now im sitting here at my desk, and could leave at any time, but i dont really have anything to do. any ideas?

I say this every time I run out for a period of time, but I think I might go on a hiatus of a few months when I feel it is appropriate, that is, when I don't have problems to temporarily forget about, insurrmountable anxiety, depression, and insomnia...not to mention being a total dick to everyone around me.

I wouldn't quit soley because you need a girlfriend. You can find someone who partakes, but it's a good idea, as a general rule, to avoid a pothead girlfriend if you yourself are a pothead. Two peas in a pod, etc. If you find someone who can help you balance your life, great. Also, sometimes pussy just complicates shit, and I'm sure women would say the same thing about us.

You should get at the root of why you really want to quit. The monetary justification is valid, without a doubt, but quitting just because you want a girlfriend is not valid, in my opinion. Of course, objectively, I'm wrong. I've said the same thing, but at this point I am of the mindset beyond getting laid - I just want to companionship. It's been hard since I've moved away for school. Quit because YOU want to quit, and provide yourself an incentive to quit, such as by setting a realistic and easily acheivable, but challenge goal.

As for your time, use it to accomplish your goal. If you have a hobbie that you like or a trip you want to take, save up money for it or get into the hobby. Hang out with the right people and try to have a busy social life -- that could bring a girl into your life. Set a list of minor goals for each and every day, get them done - before you know it it'll be time to pass out and you won't think about toking up once the routine isn't there. You just need to kill the habit. The desire will go away after a couple of weeks, you might even completely change. I've seen people do it.

I've been going through alot of these issues, so I hope that all the shit above helped and that you might actually read it. I'm a little verbose by nature. Good luck. Also, stay away from this thread...that helps too. A bunch of people talking about how they're ripped doesn't help, nor do friends and acquaintences. Change your playmates, playplaces, and playthings wherever possible.

Peace.

[trippinbilli40]

I say this every time I run out for a period of time, but I think I might go on a hiatus of a few months when I feel it is appropriate, that is, when I don't have problems to temporarily forget about, insurrmountable anxiety, depression, and insomnia...not to mention being a total dick to everyone around me.

I wouldn't quit soley because you need a girlfriend. You can find someone who partakes, but it's a good idea, as a general rule, to avoid a pothead girlfriend if you yourself are a pothead. Two peas in a pod, etc. If you find someone who can help you balance your life, great. Also, sometimes pussy just complicates shit, and I'm sure women would say the same thing about us.

You should get at the root of why you really want to quit. The monetary justification is valid, without a doubt, but quitting just because you want a girlfriend is not valid, in my opinion. Of course, objectively, I'm wrong. I've said the same thing, but at this point I am of the mindset beyond getting laid - I just want to companionship. It's been hard since I've moved away for school. Quit because YOU want to quit, and provide yourself an incentive to quit, such as by setting a realistic and easily acheivable, but challenge goal.

As for your time, use it to accomplish your goal. If you have a hobbie that you like or a trip you want to take, save up money for it or get into the hobby. Hang out with the right people and try to have a busy social life -- that could bring a girl into your life. Set a list of minor goals for each and every day, get them done - before you know it it'll be time to pass out and you won't think about toking up once the routine isn't there. You just need to kill the habit. The desire will go away after a couple of weeks, you might even completely change. I've seen people do it.

I've been going through alot of these issues, so I hope that all the shit above helped and that you might actually read it. I'm a little verbose by nature. Good luck. Also, stay away from this thread...that helps too. A bunch of people talking about how they're ripped doesn't help, nor do friends and acquaintences. Change your playmates, playplaces, and playthings wherever possible.

Peace.

:thumbsup thanks for that.

theres no sole reason i can pick out for wanting to quit...ive just worn it out i think. all my friends now are friendships based, it seems now, soley on smoking. my friends will call me, and if i dont have any money or any weed, then thats it. There's nothing else there besides smoking, and its really hit me hard the last few days. i really need to completely rethink all the people ive been hanging out with and thinking were my friends, because unfortunately it really feels like they're not.

i dont even know how to explain it...i just feel really alone right now and smoking just isnt really fun anymore.

[defcon]

:thumbsup thanks for that.

theres no sole reason i can pick out for wanting to quit...ive just worn it out i think. all my friends now are friendships based, it seems now, soley on smoking. my friends will call me, and if i dont have any money or any weed, then thats it. There's nothing else there besides smoking, and its really hit me hard the last few days. i really need to completely rethink all the people ive been hanging out with and thinking were my friends, because unfortunately it really feels like they're not.

i dont even know how to explain it...i just feel really alone right now and smoking just isnt really fun anymore.

I know the feeling. People love you when you've got the drop, but nobody knows you when your down and out, or low and dry. That's the way life works, it's not just a pot thing. It's not about who you know or get to know, it's about who has been there, who has stood by you through thick and thin, walked with you, been there for you in times of sickness, crisis, and the worst times in your life. I delineate my smoking buddies from my true friends (of which I really only have three), although there are some smoke buddies who overlap as friends for certain reasons.

I've always been personal with my smoke, that is, I'm mainly a solitary person when I recreate. I tend to say shit in groups and talk about my problems (I guess I'm technically black according to Dave Chappelle's stand-up), which I normally wouldn't do if I weren't under the influence. I only smoke socially out of necessity or if there's something else going on and it happens to happen.

It's good to have a balance of puff pals and true friends. Sometimes you need to get away from your friends. Sometimes you need them. I lead a double life in this sense; my friends know that I smoke and have smoked on occasion with me, but we don't need to smoke to chill, we can just enjoy each other's company without it.

I go through what you're going through every time I go through withdrawal, especially when I know people are sitting on shit and can't even give me a puff, and especially when I connected them in the first place. Just keep your head up, try to stay busy, clear your head for a few days before you make a permenent decision. Perhaps an extended (i.e 1+ months) break is in order. I've been meaning to take one, but like you I've smoked heavily since 2004, and occassionally since '96. The longest break I've had since 04 has been maybe 6 weeks. It was great, too, coming back. I have learned to use nature's bounty in moderation, but more is definitely needed.

[MGH4007]

Pretty much all of my friends smoke, but we were friends before we smoked so it happened in a good way. I can still call them up and I know for a fact if they had weed and I didnt they would smoke me up, and that goes the other way too. They way I see it it all evens out in the end with the weed.

[MGH4007]

:multi :bounce :multi :bounce 6,000:bounce :multi :bounce :multi

[DMB-CRAZY]

I am actually on my school's golf team and me and my buddy smoke before just about every practice. Imo, golf is the best thing to do when your baked. Before my last match I smoked and I shot 69, my best score ever. Nothing like playing 18 holes and smoking a few blunts in the cart:thumbsup

It made me more relaxed for sure...and I concentrated on the ball alot more. I will definently make it part of my golfing routine now :D

[DreamingTree#40]

It made me more relaxed for sure...and I concentrated on the ball alot more. I will definently make it part of my golfing routine now :D

I smoked some headies before our conference tournament yesterday and shot another 69, so I think I have a new routine also:D. By the back nine the buzz had worn off, but it still kept me real relaxed in the beginning. Plus, I think the golf course is a really nice place when your high because everything is immaculate and you really appreciate all the details.

[MGH4007]

Today were playing New Hartford (high school). This team is sponsered by titleist, much like a high school football team gets all nike stuff. Two of their top six have dads on the pga/senoir pga tour. This coarse is beautiful too that they play at. i cant wait to get killed by them, but it will definatly be a fun round.

[hylidaea]

A coworker had a surprise drug test on Monday and he had smoked all weekend. I wonder if he'll be at work today. :shrug

[MGH4007]

wow, thats shitty. how often does your work do this?

[hylidaea]

I've never heard of it. Policy states they can do RDTs at any time, they just don't. But this guy is a contractor and we think they are starting to do the drug tests whenever a contractor renews his contract. I'm an employee, and although I *could* get an RDT, I've never heard of it happening.

[MGH4007]

Weak, I'm still in high school but I'm worried that by the time im out of college that all business's, etc. will do standard hair tests.

[defcon]

A coworker had a surprise drug test on Monday and he had smoked all weekend. I wonder if he'll be at work today. :shrug

unless you're (or he) is making good dough, I'd say you're in a bullshit line of work. That's none of my business, but even places that drug test usually don't do it after the pre-employment screen.

...also even places that randomly drug test will usually let a worker go on probation for weed if they haven't had any problems on the job...I mean, it's just weed...especially if it's a highly specialized position and their job performance hasn't dropped off. It's wiser and easier to give that person the benefit of the doubt, re-test them during/after probation, and let them keep their job than it is to train someone else to do their work, or to put someone else in the company to do their job and shift the roster around.

I worked for Sears and we had that policy, although sears never random drug tested without cause (i.e damage to company property, etc.). I think that's the way it should be, if they're going to pull that shit. What I do in my off time is none of The Man's fucking business, and if I ever get fired from a job because of it, I won't go postal but I'll see if I can either spit in the CEO/bosses face or just fucking punch them

...WOW SOMEONE'S GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWAL...

even though I smoked some stems last night...to take the edge off.

They really need to give me something stronger than valium...I'm thinking....horse tranquilizers.

[hylidaea]

unless you're (or he) is making good dough, I'd say you're in a bullshit line of work. That's none of my business, but even places that drug test usually don't do it after the pre-employment screen.
We both do.... Gov. :shrug

...also even places that randomly drug test will usually let a worker go on probation for weed if they haven't had any problems on the job...I mean, it's just weed...especially if it's a highly specialized position and their job performance hasn't dropped off. It's wiser and easier to give that person the benefit of the doubt, re-test them during/after probation, and let them keep their job than it is to train someone else to do their work, or to put someone else in the company to do their job and shift the roster around. I hope so. he's all those things. No one would ever have guessed that about him, even knowing what a flaming hippie he was back in the day (living on a commune, organizing an underground railroad for draft dodgers, eating inch worms, etc.), so I hope they go easy on him.


I worked for Sears and we had that policy, although sears never random drug tested without cause (i.e damage to company property, etc.). I think that's the way it should be, if they're going to pull that shit. What I do in my off time is none of The Man's fucking business, and if I ever get fired from a job because of it, I won't go postal but I'll see if I can either spit in the CEO/bosses face or just fucking punch them Yeah, it's the man's business when the Man is Uncle Sam. :shrug


...WOW SOMEONE'S GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWAL...

even though I smoked some stems last night...to take the edge off.

They really need to give me something stronger than valium...I'm thinking....horse tranquilizers.
KEEP IT TOGETHER, MAN! :slap!

[defcon]

We both do.... Gov. :shrug
I hope so. he's all those things. No one would ever have guessed that about him, even knowing what a flaming hippie he was back in the day (living on a commune, organizing an underground railroad for draft dodgers, eating inch worms, etc.), so I hope they go easy on him.

Yeah, it's the man's business when the Man is Uncle Sam. :shrug


KEEP IT TOGETHER, MAN! :slap!

hahaha...yeah, I'm a little better now...got a small dose of "medicine."

Hope all is well on that end tho. Today someone was like, "you need to chill the fuck out Chris, come with me, NOW!" ...and I didn't refuse. I wonder if I can get a medicinal permit in Cali for psych reasons? I don't consider myself a headcase, but I'm not perfect. I've heard they give them out for basically anything depending on the source. I'm really thinking about going west one day...if only to try it out or visit for a few months. I don't really have much holding me here on the East Coast.

Robert Plant said it best in "Goin' to California"

[hylidaea]

I recommend going West. :thumbsup

And I hope that other states follow suit soon. I know they will, but probably a lot later than I would like. Then, after that, they will start making marijuana laws state level instead of Fed and states will begin loosening up until marijuana is as legal (and regulated) as alcohol. that's my unejamacated theory. Be nice if it all happens before Willie dies.

Edit: Oh, and I meant to add... yeah, I think it is good therapy for some people. Not so much a psychiatric drug, but a therapy, and not a physical addiction. It is a therapy for me, anyway. Sounds like it really is for you, too.

[GLR87]

Does anyone here really think that within the next hundred years marijuana will be accepted and available for the masses, as much as alcohol is now? I do not vision myself ever walking into a store and buying weed, unless I am in Amsterdam...

[jcc522]

a guy i know says he can get me a pound of "decent shit" for $20. how "decent" do you think it would be for $20?

[GLR87]

a guy i know says he can get me a pound of "decent shit" for $20. how "decent" do you think it would be for $20?

:lol is it oregano?

[jcc522]

:lol is it oregano?


yeah... that was a joke... who would seriously sell a pound for $20

[hylidaea]

Does anyone here really think that within the next hundred years marijuana will be accepted and available for the masses, as much as alcohol is now? I do not vision myself ever walking into a store and buying weed, unless I am in Amsterdam...
We can always hope, Greg. :)

[defcon]

man, what a day.

last final, then a nice nap, then caught a southern rock/country cover band and blazed during the show in public no less, then chilled with friends, killed my excess liquor and beer supply, including private NY and VT stock, smoke some kind, listened to some tunes, watched Planet Earth...good stuff all around...

[defcon]

a guy i know says he can get me a pound of "decent shit" for $20. how "decent" do you think it would be for $20?

only thing I've heard of going for $20 is a cheap ounce of the dirtiest dirty sanchezian mexiscwag, you sure he didn't see an ounce? I can't think of any possible way of how a pound can be all liie not that cheap and stuff...it just isn't good and what not...either you're getting a gift, one helluva deal, or that's just a situation x and that ain't weed you're smoking, either way, contact your local 420 chapter of the Better Blazing Bureau for the 411. Word.

[hylidaea]

Sounds like a great day, Chris. :thumbsup

Next time I sign up somewhere and need to think up a user name, it's going to be "SanchezianMexischwag."

[defcon]

Sounds like a great day, Chris. :thumbsup

Next time I sign up somewhere and need to think up a user name, it's going to be "SanchezianMexischwag."

hahah last night this guy I had just met says to me, "somebody needs to give you your own dictionary buddy.." I was laughing my ass off. I slept soooo good last night, in the process of getting woke up, can't blaze cuz I'm out, but trying to decide if I want to leave today or stick around and party again tonight...it seems obvious, but it's not. Alot of my good friends are graduating and leaving, and I'll probably never see them again, so I think I might chill with them...I just need not to get too fucked up tonight so I can hit the road early in the a.m in time to chill with my mom.

[GLR87]

the dirtiest dirty sanchezian mexiscwag

That should be on urban dictionary...:haha

[hylidaea]

hahah last night this guy I had just met says to me, "somebody needs to give you your own dictionary buddy.." I was laughing my ass off. I slept soooo good last night, in the process of getting woke up, can't blaze cuz I'm out, but trying to decide if I want to leave today or stick around and party again tonight...it seems obvious, but it's not. Alot of my good friends are graduating and leaving, and I'll probably never see them again, so I think I might chill with them...I just need not to get too fucked up tonight so I can hit the road early in the a.m in time to chill with my mom.
I agree. "Defcon's Dictionary of Dope." :thumbsup :lol

Glad you slept well. Have a great time with your friends and your mom.

[DreamingTree#40]

I had a solid night also, some drinking, a lot of smoking, then watching Borat at 3 in the morning with my buddies. The only problem was I fell asleep on my friends treadmill, which wasn't exactly great for my back. I had a pillow, and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but I think I will stick to a bed next time :lol

[defcon]

I agree. "Defcon's Dictionary of Dope." :thumbsup :lol

Glad you slept well. Have a great time with your friends and your mom.

along with Defcon's Rules of Cannabis Procedure...

last night, except for the raging headover I have today visavis this hangacche and other horrible shit, was great...it's been a great weekend...i know everyone posts about good times here, but this weekend has been one of the best of my life...

last night I drank soooooooo much, graduation party, we had just tons of alcohol, even shit brought at the duty free, some Scotch and Vodka...real russian vodka that I can't even think of...so we grilled, chilled, and drank all day, then there was an official function, always nice having a drink or two with your authoritativie figures, with a band, that was over pretty late, then people started singing Karoake...adn what did I sing? Stay! along with a good friend....people enjoyed it, especially when I did the Lovely Ladies part...so then I hung out until daylight passing countless pieces and bowls around...this then, quiet all night, breaks out hands down the best weed I have ever had in my life...

and then...well, sitting around the campfire playing guitar until dawn and finally smoking a bowl of the crucial and passing out, on top of my car....that'as when you know it's been a great fucking night...

[hylidaea]

Wow, Chris, great that you had such a good time. Sounds awesome! I wish I had been there for the karaoke! :lol :thumbsup

You, too, Connor!

[swordo84]

It's been faarrrrrr too long since I've posted in my favourite thread. I've been too busy working (and smoking reefer. haha) I recently got promoted to manager at the restaurant I work at, so thats pretty sweet. More importnatly though, me and my buddies just found our 3ft. bong that had been lost for 4 years!!! :hump

--Colin

[TempHelpNeeded]

I got one bowl left of Afghani. I'm done for awhile after this. Though for some reason I have a feeling that my birthday present (May 23) might involve some of the substance.

[TheOtherside]

It's been faarrrrrr too long since I've posted in my favourite thread. I've been too busy working (and smoking reefer. haha) I recently got promoted to manager at the restaurant I work at, so thats pretty sweet. More importnatly though, me and my buddies just found our 3ft. bong that had been lost for 4 years!!! :hump

--Colin

:lol how do you misplace a 3 ft bong???

i have a sore throat. it's lame. and i have no water pipes so i am afraid to smoke. i hate sore throats when it's nice out :violent

[Aniroth]

I am high. Did good on my final this morning and then sparked a bowl when I got home while listening to some tunes. now Eating cereal and watching that 70's show. :thumbsup :freak

[fleckhead]

just gettin' ready for bowling night. the summer league starts tonight, so's we got's to get good and highed up for it. 1/2 way there. later gators.

[MGH4007]

im tired, maybe too tired to smoke.

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

I smoked on Friday night by accident guys. Other than that I've been cleaned. I was fuckin smashed. :lol

[defcon]

I smoked on Friday night by accident guys. Other than that I've been cleaned. I was fuckin smashed. :lol

I hear ya! By accident...! That's happened to me more than once...it's like Mary Jane's stalkin' me, maaan....

I, too, smoked on friday and saturday night...abso-fuckin'-lutely interdimensional to the power of n shit, I tell ya what.

...and tonight, my friend is getting off 2nd shift in an hour and bringing some salvia liquid x drops...ohhhhhhhhhh boy. This stuff's legal.

[handsareme]

Wow, oral surgery gives you lortab. That and a few hits will make you feeling daaaandy.

[DMB-CRAZY]

:lol how do you misplace a 3 ft bong???


this is a thread full of potheads...I believe many of us could possibly do the same thing :lol

[GLR87]

Its been a good few days...

[MGH4007]

this is a thread full of potheads...I believe many of us could possibly do the same thing :lol

yeah, now my bong is no three footer, only about a foot, maybe a foot and a half, but i've misplaced it a few times. It sucks not remembering where you put your bong:lol

[handsareme]

Again, weed and lortab...

[GLR87]

this thread has been dead since we got cut down...Well I'm still smokin'

[DMB-CRAZY]

this thread has been dead since we got cut down...Well I'm still smokin'

me too! I had training for work today and got out early...I have a massage appointment soon, so Im going to smoke before I go and pass out on the massage table. :D:thumbsup

[CrazyCaptain34]

Justed smoked 3 bowls, school got cancelled for the ast 2 days teacher meeting shit. Tornado warning today so i figured i might as well destroy some trees too. feelin high. rapunzel. listener supported. ginger ale. peanut butter cookies. fo life nigga. unfoirgivable.high....

[trippinbilli40]

im tired, maybe too tired to smoke.

you're never too tired to smoke, man.

[DMB-CRAZY]

you're never too tired to smoke, man.

ha...i was last night. Had the joint rolled beside me, just couldnt get enough energy to roll over and light it...and fell asleep. BUT I had a nice joint pre-rolled for my ride home from work :thumbsup

[urjackets]

got my college senior ball tonight, open bar, joints rolled for after.. oh how ill miss college

[defcon]

...and I'm gonna beeee....


as a kite by then


...hello again.

quote of the past few days, while getting passed by a red crown vic: "Was that a fucking fire marshall, man? I just threw that shit out the window. Let's go back and get that shit man, I ain't coppin' no fire violation." (we saw a crown vic behind us when we were on a cruise and this guy freaked out and threw half a joint out the window)

you had to be there I guess...the funny thing was that a write up from a fire marshall would be the least of this guy's worries if he got caught doing the shit he does. We were laughing so hard when we got safely home.

[GLR87]

Iffff reefer really makes ya happy Nigga Blaze it.....

[TempHelpNeeded]

hellllll yeah!

[TempHelpNeeded]

this is going to be a late night dinner. might need to spark more. why? no good reason.

[defcon]

there's a lot of things I can't say here, but never in my life would I have thought having shit on me would save me from getting busted...

[GLR87]

there's a lot of things I can't say here, but never in my life would I have thought having shit on me would save me from getting busted...

:ugh

Smoked a fat ass blunt today before a free at noon concert, so sick...

[MGH4007]

there's a lot of things I can't say here, but never in my life would I have thought having shit on me would save me from getting busted...

Yeah what?

[dmbncsu]

Trying to get cleaned for a good ol drug test, in about 2 weeks, any thoughts of what I need to do besides quit, thats a given...

[CrazyCaptain34]

Just bought a fat 20 bag. just mids but i havent smoked in about 2 weeks or so so ill be flyin after a bowl or two. Proudest Monkey from rocks95 full blast. Ahhhh how i love you cannabis.

[defcon]

Trying to get cleaned for a good ol drug test, in about 2 weeks, any thoughts of what I need to do besides quit, thats a given...

long time no see Headro...you doing up CLT this year?

as for the test:
1. stay clean (that's a given as you said, but some people can't do it!)
2. drink plenty of water, juice (especially cranberry), and sports drinks
3. moderate exercise will help
4. Try to diet and avoid fatty foods
5. Also look into B Vitamins (B2, I think?), and Niacin. I can't attest to these but I've heard they work.

Google up some stuff if you want to know more. I think you'll be fine with the first 4 suggestions, unless you were a cronic user (i.e 3 blunts a day 7 days a week) you should be fine.

[fleckhead]

Trying to get cleaned for a good ol drug test, in about 2 weeks, any thoughts of what I need to do besides quit, thats a given...

the solution to pollution is dilution. drinks a lot of water right up until the test.

[defcon]

I "high"ly recommend Penn and Teller: Bullshit, especially the episode on the War on Drugs :thumbsup

[dmbncsu]

^Thanks for the extra tips...

Defcon def doing CLT, Raleigh, and VA Beach. If your doing one of those let me know....

[GLR87]

So what's everyone's dmb 07 tour plans? There should def be a "AM:MST" sesh before your respective show..

Camden (n1/n2)
West Palm Beach (n2)

[trippinbilli40]

im going to cincy as usual and im gonna try to catch another show some where far away..for a road trip.

either way, im gonna be high as fuck at any concert i go to.

[MGH4007]

So what's everyone's dmb 07 tour plans? There should def be a "AM:MST" sesh before your respective show..

Camden (n1/n2)
West Palm Beach (n2)

So far only spac, im hoping on going to a few others on the east coast.

[GLR87]

excellent:

So my friend was pulled over driving my car, and I had a bowl packed and a g on me..he questioned us for about 20 minutes, he mentioned it "smelled nice in my car"... Luckily we fooled him, close calls suck

[defcon]

excellent:

So my friend was pulled over driving my car, and I had a bowl packed and a g on me..he questioned us for about 20 minutes, he mentioned it "smelled nice in my car"... Luckily we fooled him, close calls suck

Lucky to be in Jerz...if you were anywhere in the south except NC you'd be getting cornholed by now in lockup. I can't wait to get back to NY - it's like most of the troopers don't give a shit about a little weed. I was just talking to an old college buddy and former connect who got a summons for possession and the officer didn't even confiscate...that's pretty damn good right there...also very lucky b/c that's pretty standard.

I don't know, maybe it's because I'm 1,000 miles from home and live in a rural area where you might as well shoot yourself if you don't have a car, but I love my car, and nobody drives it but me. I was legally blind once when my glasses broke and it took my mother nearly a half hour to convince me to let her drive my car (with me in it) to the optician. I think I'm one of the safest drivers in the country (statistically, I am) and other people scare me with their driving habits...or more often just a lack of courtesy and common sense.

I don't know where I was going with that except to say that when you let anyone else drive your vehicle, especially when you have a little dope on you, you're talking a big risk...unless you're a totally terrible driver, I guess. I've seen people who pick up and then drive like an idiot because they're so nervous trying to get back to their crib. Best thing to do, as is with any situation, is to abide like the dude.

[TempHelpNeeded]

hey, hey, hey,
smoke weed everyday!

[groton]

smoke them if you got them.

okay travaling quisten anyone her ever flown with weed ?

for Gorge im thinking of bringing some of the good Local East Coast Stuff was wondering if there was any tips on where to pack them
or if i just should forgo bringing it and just getting weed at The Site.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Buying weed at the site is the best idea any time. But I have traveled out of Logan with weed before. I just wore jeans on the trip, high sicks and stuck the weed up near the top of the sock.


Took off the shoes at the entrance and nothing wrong happened. Just make sure you aren't getting the random search.

[groton]

yah i know for me it be TFGreen.

i'll probaly just buy it on site

[Aniroth]

I am blazed right now. :D :thumbsup

[handsareme]

long time no see Headro...you doing up CLT this year?

as for the test:
1. stay clean (that's a given as you said, but some people can't do it!)
2. drink plenty of water, juice (especially cranberry), and sports drinks
3. moderate exercise will help
4. Try to diet and avoid fatty foods
5. Also look into B Vitamins (B2, I think?), and Niacin. I can't attest to these but I've heard they work.

Google up some stuff if you want to know more. I think you'll be fine with the first 4 suggestions, unless you were a cronic user (i.e 3 blunts a day 7 days a week) you should be fine.
Well it looks like I may be falling victim to the 'test' sometime in the next few days. How're my chances for that regimen if I'm a three-a-day bowler and I have to test in the next few days?

[handsareme]

And another question, a failed drug test doesn't go on any sort of record, does it?

[defcon]

And another question, a failed drug test doesn't go on any sort of record, does it?

...call me a conspiracy theorist but I believe that it does. First, the government (Drug Czar) claims to have statistics that are reported as a result of the "Drug Free Work Place," initiative urged vis-a-vis OSHA and company. Under this program, the federal government gives substantial tax cuts to companies and employers who report statistics regarding drugs in the workplace (which actually have little to do with "in the workplace" since most people aren't smoking doobs on the assembly line or doing lines on their desks). What are statistics? I don't know, but I can tell you this. My uncle failed a drug test for a job once. A month later, when he applied for another job, that company knew that he had failed his previous drug test and didn't hire him. What's so funny about it? He was legitimately prescribed a small dosage of oxycontin for his back which was basically rebuilt after a bad car accident. He failed the test for opiates, and even though he had a legitimate prescription, given by a well-respected, Johns Hopkins MD, he was still a drug user. That's fucked up. We have filed suit under the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Second, we are in an information age. Every time I go for a drug test (which isn't that often, but OK) they take your custody forms and whatnot and type up all kinds of shit on a computer. They usually ask if you've had a test recently. I'd like to see what's on that computer screen. Also I think different standards apply for employment v. court mandated criminal drug testing. It would not surprise me, with the ease of it today, if records are kept or there is some sort of database. Sometimes the information age in general disturbs me. I'm probably going to get in trouble one day for all the shit that I say on here in my line of work, but I don't care, if it happens you'll hear about it, that's for damn sure.

[MGH4007]

Lucky to be in Jerz...if you were anywhere in the south except NC you'd be getting cornholed by now in lockup. I can't wait to get back to NY - it's like most of the troopers don't give a shit about a little weed. I was just talking to an old college buddy and former connect who got a summons for possession and the officer didn't even confiscate...that's pretty damn good right there...also very lucky b/c that's pretty standard.

I don't know, maybe it's because I'm 1,000 miles from home and live in a rural area where you might as well shoot yourself if you don't have a car, but I love my car, and nobody drives it but me. I was legally blind once when my glasses broke and it took my mother nearly a half hour to convince me to let her drive my car (with me in it) to the optician. I think I'm one of the safest drivers in the country (statistically, I am) and other people scare me with their driving habits...or more often just a lack of courtesy and common sense.

I don't know where I was going with that except to say that when you let anyone else drive your vehicle, especially when you have a little dope on you, you're talking a big risk...unless you're a totally terrible driver, I guess. I've seen people who pick up and then drive like an idiot because they're so nervous trying to get back to their crib. Best thing to do, as is with any situation, is to abide like the dude.

route 5:BANG (or is it route 10?)

[handsareme]

Phew. They didn't test.

[DMB-CRAZY]

So what's everyone's dmb 07 tour plans? There should def be a "AM:MST" sesh before your respective show..

Camden (n1/n2)
West Palm Beach (n2)

So far, I am only for sure going to Starlake. Other possibilities are Mansfield, Alpine or West Palm Beach.

[trippinbilli40]

what..do ants not smoke anymore?? this shit was near the bottom of the second page!

i got a free 20 sack last night and am counting down till i get off work so i can puff on that sweet, sweet cheeba.

[JorgeCavos]

Had a field trip with my senior psych class to the Cape May Zoo today. Smoked a bowl walkin around the alligator exhibit. Niiiiice.

[GLR87]

Had a field trip with my senior psych class to the Cape May Zoo today. Smoked a bowl walkin around the alligator exhibit. Niiiiice.

:thumbsup Must stuck to still be in school though...

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

How have you lucky bastards been? I try not to stick around because I'll get jealous.

[defcon]

just got back from spending the night in Manhattan...I love that town. We got some delivery, $100 min buy-in plus you need to tip the delivery person usually 25% (standard). How kind was that shit, seriously? And then, outside the bar, 3:30am, smoking a nice fatty, 5-0 rolls by and doesn't do shit.

What a town.

[hylidaea]

Sounds nice, Chris!! Everyone here is dry. :( But I did have a nice surprise waiting for me in KC when I visited a friend this past weekend. :thumbsup

Mike, how the non-smoking going? :hug :hug

[GLR87]

No posts in two days... Where's the love for the shackamaxon?

[urjackets]

GLR87: Me and my girl would definitely be down for some sessions at camden, where you sittin? we should get some into the venue too

Everyone else: I'm cooped up in my house for the next two days tryin to recover from gettin my wisdom teeth taken out. I have weed but nothin to smoke it wit. Any suggestions?

[GLR87]

I'm very much down for that, I didn't get my seat locations from warehouse yet so who knows where I'll be, but Ill be tailgating at noon so ya know..

Jam on the River Tomorrow! - JBT, The wailers, STS9, dark star orchestra!

[dmbphan041]

GLR87: Me and my girl would definitely be down for some sessions at camden, where you sittin? we should get some into the venue too

Everyone else: I'm cooped up in my house for the next two days tryin to recover from gettin my wisdom teeth taken out. I have weed but nothin to smoke it wit. Any suggestions?

an apple or a pear

[defcon]

Everyone else: I'm cooped up in my house for the next two days tryin to recover from gettin my wisdom teeth taken out. I have weed but nothin to smoke it wit. Any suggestions?

a toothpick, a snorkel, and an avocado?

here's the surefire way to smoke with absolutely nothing. Take some notebook paper, some newspaper, or some TP, now, I find that none of these smoke like rolling papers but hear me out.

Roll it up like you would a J, light it, and put your hands together, interlocking your fingers, making sure the pinkies form a tight seal. Insert the J into the seal formed by the pinkies, put the thumbs together so that they leave a small rift, then smoke the lit J (in the seal) through the rift in the thumbs. Trust me, it works. It's a little awkward the first time, but you'll figure it out.

edit: hoping I score today, really, really pissed off about a few things right now and I just need to chill out before I hurt myself or someone.

[handsareme]

I still feel like I'm drunk...

[urjackets]

I'm very much down for that, I didn't get my seat locations from warehouse yet so who knows where I'll be, but Ill be tailgating at noon so ya know..

Jam on the River Tomorrow! - JBT, The wailers, STS9, dark star orchestra!

me either, once ya know we'll figure somethin out

[hylidaea]

a toothpick, a snorkel, and an avocado?

here's the surefire way to smoke with absolutely nothing. Take some notebook paper, some newspaper, or some TP, now, I find that none of these smoke like rolling papers but hear me out.

Roll it up like you would a J, light it, and put your hands together, interlocking your fingers, making sure the pinkies form a tight seal. Insert the J into the seal formed by the pinkies, put the thumbs together so that they leave a small rift, then smoke the lit J (in the seal) through the rift in the thumbs. Trust me, it works. It's a little awkward the first time, but you'll figure it out.
I'm going to need a visual on this. Sounds like it's sort of shotgun only with your hands instead of another person?

I have some facial blotter paper that is perfect to use as rolling paper. It's the same thickness and weight. It's used for blotting oil or sweat off your face without disturbing your makeup. You just have to lick it because there is no adhesive strip on it. :lol

Also, most Bibles are made of great rolling paper.... :freak (not that I've ever done that... :o)


edit: hoping I score today, really, really pissed off about a few things right now and I just need to chill out before I hurt myself or someone.
I sure hope you scored some... :hug

[fleckhead]

i rolled a joint in a tampon wrapper once.

[hylidaea]

That's a great idea! Damn, I can't believe I never thought of that before. :lol

[groton]

well i had a wake and Bake always good when the one guy in your apartment Complex Gives u a call and tells u he has a suprise and what is it Weed and some Tequla Sunrises

[MGH4007]

i rolled a joint in a tampon wrapper once.

:ugh:rolleyes:freak:multi

[defcon]

well i had a wake and Bake always good when the one guy in your apartment Complex Gives u a call and tells u he has a suprise and what is it Weed and some Tequla Sunrises

My uncle calls that a Tijuana Doubletake, and it's excellent! Tequila can save even the shittiest mexishit.

So, I wish we had some growers around for advice, just dropped some guerilla plots of "corn," but I have no idea what I'm doing. Scattered the seeds (brown/deep green, hearty) in a triangular pattern about 10-15 feet away from each other, just three for now. Anything I could have done better? I'm going to put out a few more later on. These are outdoor "corn" strains so I shouldn't have to do anything more than check every few days for growth and pests, right? The only thing I'm worried about is the deer and other animals around here. I really don't want to have to net/fence around the plots, but I'm going to do at least one deep woods plot with GPS that will be at least a mile or two from a trail. I'm just hoping to get enough together for personal for a few months, last year we got nearly a QT off of one plant, I'm hoping for much the same, although that plant was domesticated and these will be wild. Anyone have any advice?

[fleckhead]

... last year we got nearly a QT off of one plant, I'm hoping for much the same, although that plant was domesticated and these will be wild. Anyone have any advice?

Wow!!! a quarter ton?:p

[defcon]

Wow!!! a quarter ton?:p

nah that's a txt abbreviation for Quarter Lb. But that would have been nice. I'm actually walking around asking people on the street today, going to walk into the ghetto and see how that works out. If I'm not back in a few days that means I'm probably dead, or
I moved onto a much harder drug and am on a binge. Stay tuned.

[DMB-CRAZY]

got some hydro from my uncle. Very nice! :D:thumbsup

[MGH4007]

got some hydro from my uncle. Very nice! :D:thumbsup

whoa, wierd. My friend went away this weekend to see his uncle, he called me up the other night and told me his uncle gave him some heddies. Pretty cool, I know my uncle smokes but I dont think he would have anything too special.

[MGH4007]

nah that's a txt abbreviation for Quarter Lb. But that would have been nice. I'm actually walking around asking people on the street today, going to walk into the ghetto and see how that works out. If I'm not back in a few days that means I'm probably dead, or
I moved onto a much harder drug and am on a binge. Stay tuned.

I see you grow. This fall when I move to Boston I think I am getting an appartment (lack of dorms). Anyways, If i do I think I will grow a plant inside, i;d like to start it out with hydroponics. If you have some good tips and or good sites im listening:D

[GLR87]

Finally blazed...It'd been since 11:30 on sunday till 5:30 tonight...been AWHILE!

[defcon]

Finally blazed...It'd been since 11:30 on sunday till 5:30 tonight...been AWHILE!

it's been...since two weeks for me...and, I just took the flashlight and went out in my car to look for some change to pay for gas tommorow (long story, see the nDMBc thread) when, low and behold, what do I find but a nice fat nugg of some mids that someone must have dropped. I'm about to go smoke a bowl now, and it could never come at a better time, because, to be honest, I was starting to get violent.

If the gov't ever needs to research a psychological justification for medical marijuana I would make a great test subject, I'll admit. But a lack of it isn't going to drive me crazy absent other shit happening in my life, which has been the case as of late.

I see you grow. This fall when I move to Boston I think I am getting an appartment (lack of dorms). Anyways, If i do I think I will grow a plant inside, i;d like to start it out with hydroponics. If you have some good tips and or good sites im listening:D

Well, I don't grow per se, other than one plant in a 5 gallon bucket last summer (which turned out well, my mom is still smoking on that harvest) but I'd like to learn. All I'm doing now is wild greens. Hydro is basically a great idea for indoors...so much so that the two have essentially becomes synonymous, although if I'm not mistaken you don't necessarily need hydro to grow a successful indoor crop. As for good sites, Google as always, Cannabis.com, and some grow specific sites, also Yahooka.com. There is a wealth of info. All the best.


...and now, if ya'll'll excuse me, I'm about to go get high so everything in the world feels right for a few hours...I need this. Badly.

[tedies]

yum, I want to smoke so damn badly but I have to take a test in a couple weeks for a job :( its already been a couple weeks and Im kinda bouncing off the walls.

[GLR87]

bizzzzzzzzlezsa

[DMB-CRAZY]

whoa, wierd. My friend went away this weekend to see his uncle, he called me up the other night and told me his uncle gave him some heddies. Pretty cool, I know my uncle smokes but I dont think he would have anything too special.

yay for generous pothead uncles!:D

[defcon]

Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high.

[The-Last-Stop]

^^^HAHA

Anyone have an Oink invite to help out another smoker. I had