Bored

[sunshower]

Is anyone else out there bored today? What sorts of things do you do to combat boredom? Any websites or blogs I can check out to be entertained for a little while? I'm trying to avoid doing work to the best of my ability and nothing is really cutting it today.

If you're bored, stop in and say hi. Tell a joke. Post a story. Come on in and take your pants off. I will speak to you wearing no pants.

(I hope this works.. so bored..)

[Nick@Night]

In before the pants are off

[Pig17]

Start a thread with "MacHead" and see where it goes from there. :lol

[FunkyTeaParty]

For the most part I never wear pants while I'm on ants.

[gmmmotors]

I am also bored at work today. Nothign for me to do but play on the computer. I have done pretty much all my work for the rest of the week. I usually go to collegehumor and get some good chuckles from there.

[Nick@Night]

I surf for random throat fuck opportunities on Craigslist.

[Pig17]

http://www.addictinggames.com/bloons.html

[groton]

Bored
so i go to Okcupid
and see what Freaks are my Match's
i dont get good match's ever

[thatgirl224]

I cook. I am making a slow beef stew right now...taking me alllllll afternoon :)
Nice way to kill time.

[sunshower]

In before the pants are offI said no pants. :mad

[sunshower]

For the most part I never wear pants while I'm on ants.That's hot, actually. Please tell me you're a dude before I go any further with my fantasy.

[sunshower]

I surf for random throat fuck opportunities on Craigslist.
I don't see why my offer is not good enough for you. Canadian throat is just as good as American throat and I can even hum in a French accent.

[sunshower]

I cook. I am making a slow beef stew right now...taking me alllllll afternoon :)
Nice way to kill time.Mmmmm.

Can I come have dinner at your place? Where is Freddy Beach, anyhow?

[groton]

I don't see why my offer is not good enough for you. Canadian throat is just as good as American throat and I can even hum in a French accent.

well the whole Exchange Rate kinda makes Canadain Throat a bit Cheaper.

[hylidaea]

http://maddox.xmission.com/

Guaranteed to cure boredom, unless, like me, you've already read every stinking page on the site. :thumbsup

[FunkyTeaParty]

That's hot, actually. Please tell me you're a dude before I go any further with my fantasy.

That's affirmative. Feel free to proceed.

[thatgirl224]

Mmmmm.

Can I come have dinner at your place? Where is Freddy Beach, anyhow?
NB...it's actually Fredericton...but we locals call it Freddy Beach

[dmbgodagirl41]

http://www.addictinggames.com/bloons.html

oh my GAHD that's so addictive!

[sunshower]

well the whole Exchange Rate kinda makes Canadain Throat a bit Cheaper.:lol :lol :lol :lol
Gold. That was perfect.

http://maddox.xmission.com/

Guaranteed to cure boredom, unless, like me, you've already read every stinking page on the site. :thumbsupThank you! I used to read this page often and just fell out of touch with it. Your suggestion/reminder rocks my world.

[guitarplayer554]

I listen to alot of music when I get really bored or I just wait for Katie to start a thread to entertain me for awhile. That or you could touch your self and think about me. That works for alot of women from what I hear.

[sunshower]

That's affirmative. Feel free to proceed.:hump

[Onesweetworld82]

I'm bored too :(

[sunshower]

NB...it's actually Fredericton...but we locals call it Freddy Beach
No kidding. I wish I had known, I was in Fredericton - and on Ants while I was - all day on Friday. My friend and I stayed at the Wandlyn and worked remotely from their restaurant all day. You could have joined us for lunch!

[sunshower]

I listen to alot of music when I get really bored or I just wait for Katie to start a thread to entertain me for awhile. That or you could touch your self and think about me. That works for alot of women from what I hear.Dude, I waited all day! I almost made a thread called, "Katie, please make a thread."

[Pig17]

oh my GAHD that's so addictive!

Not as addicting as...........this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B60KKOPO2yY

:lol

[guitarplayer554]

Dude, I waited all day! I almost made a thread called, "Katie, please make a thread."

Yeah tell me about it. Good job Katie!:violent I was waiting and waiting and nothin. :BANG Hell I even ripped on Nick and the joke was kinda good but since everyone was bored no on really saw it.

[DmBand801]

Not as addicting as...........this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B60KKOPO2yY

:lol

thats too funny :lol :lol :lol

[thatgirl224]

No kidding. I wish I had known, I was in Fredericton - and on Ants while I was - all day on Friday. My friend and I stayed at the Wandlyn and worked remotely from their restaurant all day. You could have joined us for lunch!This last Friday?

[sunshower]

This last Friday?Yeah, I was driving from Toronto to Cape Breton for the weekend and stopped there over night.

[thatgirl224]

Yeah, I was driving from Toronto to Cape Breton for the weekend and stopped there over night.
I was in Halifax Friday night anyways :(

[Pig17]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y-gUg98Kwc&search=dave%20what%20would%20you%20say

Dave improv during the jam.

[sunshower]

I was in Halifax Friday night anyways :(What took you to Hali?

[Raven36]

im not bored. just procrastinating. want to do my economics for me? that way you wont be bored and i can sleep?

[thatgirl224]

What took you to Hali?
Boyfriends parents were up from Cape Breton to visit family..so we met them halfway in Halifax.

[sunshower]

Boyfriends parents were up from Cape Breton to visit family..so we met them halfway in Halifax.
Where in CB do your boyfriends parents live?

I'm from the Sydney area. Depending on how well you know the Island, I'm actually from the town of Glace Bay. Depending on how well you know that area, I'm actually from the village of Reserve Mines. :lol

[sunshower]

im not bored. just procrastinating. want to do my economics for me? that way you wont be bored and i can sleep?I really dislike economics. It was too many graphs for me. What part are you studying right now?

[Pig17]

im not bored. just procrastinating. want to do my economics for me? that way you wont be bored and i can sleep?

This is going to sound extreamely weird, but I actually wouldn't mind doing any kind of homework right now (except for Economincs, there was a reason why I chose Engineering as a major over Business). :lol


I got out of school 2-3 weeks ago (I can't remember, time flies by when you aren't doing anything) and have been bored out of my mind since then. :BANG:lorraine:BANG:lorraine

[Pig17]

I really dislike economics. It was too many graphs for me. What part are you studying right now?

I never understood it at all. :BANG

[trippinbilli40]

im bored at work as well...i wanna get high

*sparks up fat blunt*

who's hittin this?

[dmbgodagirl41]

Not as addicting as...........this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B60KKOPO2yY

:lol

Hmm, that is true. That is pretty damn funny/addictive.

Balloon game: FUCK YOU, LEVEL 22 and YOUR ICE BALLOONS!!!

[sunshower]

im bored at work as well...i wanna get high

*sparks up fat blunt*

who's hittin this?Oh man. I wish we worked together.

Balloon game: FUCK YOU, LEVEL 22 and YOUR ICE BALLOONS!!!Hahahaha the game for 5 year olds owns you.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Oh man. I wish we worked together.

Hahahaha the game for 5 year olds owns you.

:lol I'm on level 26 now!

[thatgirl224]

Where in CB do your boyfriends parents live?

I'm from the Sydney area. Depending on how well you know the Island, I'm actually from the town of Glace Bay. Depending on how well you know that area, I'm actually from the village of Reserve Mines. :lol:lol
His parents are from Balls Creek (feel free to make jokes y'all).

[dmbgodagirl41]

:lol
His parents are from Balls Creek (feel free to make jokes y'all).

I make balls creek.

[trippinbilli40]

...right around the corner from Cock county and a stones throw from Asshair Municipality.

[sunshower]

:lol
His parents are from Balls Creek (feel free to make jokes y'all).I love Balls Creek. It's right next to Pecker Point. It's a beautiful area of the Island. :thumbsup

[thatgirl224]

I make balls creek.
:thumbsup

I think you get the #1 spot Katie! I don't see how that one can be topped

[dmbgodagirl41]

I used to play this in college when bored:
http://www.transience.com.au/el/elgameo.html

so non-PC. Avoid the border police on your mexican bike!! La Policia!!!

[dmbgodagirl41]

:thumbsup

I think you get the #1 spot Katie! I don't see how that one can be topped

Well, 1/2 is your honor, Rienne, I mean with a name like that...its hard not to come up with something funny! :lol

Balls Creek.....hehehehehee

[gmmmotors]

Hmm, that is true. That is pretty damn funny/addictive.

Balloon game: FUCK YOU, LEVEL 22 and YOUR ICE BALLOONS!!!

Hahaha thats hilarious. I just gave up on that damn game at that level. I kept gettin 34 when I needed 35 to continue. I was getting so pissed.

[hunter4268]

im bored at work as well...i wanna get high

*sparks up fat blunt*

who's hittin this?

You are right down the road from me, I'll take a hit.:hump

[dmbgodagirl41]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y-gUg98Kwc&search=dave%20what%20would%20you%20say

Dave improv during the jam.

Hi, my name is Boyd. I love kimonos.
Hi, my name is Fonz. I will be old enough to vote in 3 months!
Hi, my name is Dave. I am so glad I no longer play with a ukelele.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Hahaha thats hilarious. I just gave up on that damn game at that level. I kept gettin 34 when I needed 35 to continue. I was getting so pissed.

I got to level 27 and said fukket!

[sunshower]

I'm soooooo bored. :(

[sunshower]

And I can't play that rad little game because it's too noticeable when coworkers walk by.

[Onesweetworld82]

I'm soooooo bored. :(

i'm sorry. if it helps i'm bored too.

[sunshower]

i'm sorry. if it helps i'm bored too.You know what.. it kind of does.

What's up? Tell me a joke.

[Onesweetworld82]

what do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
answer: homeless

[afritsch]

very very bored and hungry. should i eat at buffalo wild wings or jimmy johns. ill check in five minutes to see what the consensus is.

[Onesweetworld82]

i say go with the wings

[gmmmotors]

Definitely go with B W's

[sunshower]

No way. Jimmy John's! I know a rad girlie who absolutely loves Jimmy John's. She has it delivered to her at work or at home for lunch. :thumbsup

[sunshower]

what do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
answer: homeless
Hahaha.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.

[Onesweetworld82]

Hahaha.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.

:lol

[afritsch]

yea the vote was 2-1, but i went with jimmy johns anyway

[sunshower]

Yessssssssssss.

You made the better choice, my friend.

What kind of sandwich did you get? Tell me everything, since I'm really bored.

[TempHelpNeeded]

No way. Jimmy John's! I know a rad girlie who absolutely loves Jimmy John's. She has it delivered to her at work or at home for lunch. :thumbsup



yoooo...I had that last night. #8 I believe, a Billy Club.



mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[sunshower]

Greg! If I sit in your lap, will you tell me stories?

[TempHelpNeeded]

Greg! If I sit in your lap, will you tell me stories?



Of course my love. Any story of any kind. :)

[sunshower]

Greg. :) Will you tell me a story about pirates and burried treasure? Ladies in old fashioned fancy dresses and the men who protect them?

[TempHelpNeeded]

Greg. :) Will you tell me a story about pirates and burried treasure? Ladies in old fashioned fancy dresses and the men who protect them?


Story...yyarrrrghhhh...be more like reality TV from this Pirate. But I have a great story to tell ye.


(OOC: Give me a second to tell it cause I gotta run down the block to the bank before it closes)


Then there be scurvey in here that even the best doctor couldn't heal.

[sunshower]

<3 I can't wait.

The bank sucks, by the way.

[TempHelpNeeded]

<3 I can't wait.

The bank sucks, by the way.


Yeah, you and I have had our tirades on the bank and their way of scamming us out of money. :mad

[hylidaea]

United Airlines HATES its customers. Hates them. With a passion.

[sunshower]

Yeah, you and I have had our tirades on the bank and their way of scamming us out of money. :madWe do. I hate the bank. And I reserve the "h" word for very select things.

I'm waiting on your story, Greg. Bored went to bad which went to worse so I really need a pick me up and I'm counting on you. :hug

[sunshower]

United Airlines HATES its customers. Hates them. With a passion.I would agree with this. As a frequent flier, I know to stay away from United whenever possible.

What happened, Janet?

[TempHelpNeeded]

We do. I hate the bank. And I reserve the "h" word for very select things.

I'm waiting on your story, Greg. Bored went to bad which went to worse so I really need a pick me up and I'm counting on you. :hug



well here we go then....

[hylidaea]

It wasn't a bad flight, overall. But a bunch of little things, and then just as we were getting our luggage and going home, the last straw. :lol They sent my suitcase on another plane. So it was either wait 2.5 more hours or have them deliver it to me. I had them deliver it, but only after 1.5 hours of waiting and then standing in line for a half hour for the privilege of asking where my bag is, only to be browbeaten by a lazy, angry, childish UAL employee.

Then I googled United and it was aaalllllll better because I saw that they are famous for abusing their customers (and employees, too, but the moron at Dulles last night needs a little more abuse). The stories were horrible, but I had to laugh at United for being just so... horrible.

[TempHelpNeeded]

[MEMOIRS OF A PIRATE]


Well, as you know, I'm a Pirate. I don't do much all day, I usually just sit around typing on a keyboard that isn't attached to a computer or anything for that matter. But for some reason, I'm getting somewhere with it. Where, though? I don't know...


That is, till now!



I was raised a land lubber. Didn't have much love for the ocean. Thoughts of Jaws and the Kool-Aid man surfing scared the shit out of me. No way do I want to be surfing when I giant pitcher of Kool-Aid comes in on a surf board. He'll he could've been spiked and be drunk for all I know. Last thing I want is to end up on the ocean bottom trapped in some gigantic glass.


However, living in MA didn't help with my fear of the ocean. I lived right next to it. So naturally my family went to the ocean a lot and I would often stay behind. Though one day I couldn't skip out, it was my sister's birthday. It was a lovely day. There was no escaping this one. I remember the fear in my heart as our car slowly passed over the wooden bridge to get to the beach. I kept my eye on the surf to make sure that damn Kool-Aid pitcher wasn't around. Nothing yet...


As we walked up to the beach, from the car, I could smell an fowl smell coming from under the wooden bridge we just crossed to get to the beach. It was like no other smell. A mix of Gerber Baby, Sweet Potato food and heated Vaseline. But for some reason it intrigued me...I couldn't get enough of it.


Though I was quite weary of the beach, I decided to let me nose do the hunting. At first I hated the smell, but was interested. But with each sniff I began to love the smell. It was becoming apart of me. Slower and slower I was getting closer, I mean, I could smell it...bad! Just when I thought the odor couldn't get more pungent, it did. And just when I thought I would be walking all day, I stopped.


About 3 feet away from me was the sexiest man I ever laid my eyes upon. Sexy in a pure odor fashion. My head and eyes started at his feet which were supported by two boxes that looked like they were used for holding shoes. In this case, they were his shoes. His pants weren't pants, they were Capris. Yellow and Pink polka-dotted capris, skin tight and not much left to the imagination. The shirt was a puffy white collared shirt. It looked worn from water exposure and possible seamen exposure.


Now you ask...the face? What about the face? The man was drop dead gorgeous. I wasn't sexually turned on, I was SEXUALLY turned on. I tipped my cap and said, "What glory it is to meet you...ugh...you..."


And he responded, "Alpha's the name mate!"

[sunshower]

It wasn't a bad flight, overall. But a bunch of little things, and then just as we were getting our luggage and going home, the last straw. :lol They sent my suitcase on another plane. So it was either wait 2.5 more hours or have them deliver it to me. I had them deliver it, but only after 1.5 hours of waiting and then standing in line for a half hour for the privilege of asking where my bag is, only to be browbeaten by a lazy, angry, childish UAL employee.

Then I googled United and it was aaalllllll better because I saw that they are famous for abusing their customers (and employees, too, but the moron at Dulles last night needs a little more abuse). The stories were horrible, but I had to laugh at United for being just so... horrible.Argh, I know how badly that sucks! Makes you want to stamp your foot and just huff at someone.

It's nice to make them deliver it to you, though. They can make you wait - on your time and your dime - to get your bag. I try to never take that option. I'm glad to have them waste their time and their money on a dude who will drive it to me. :thumbsup

[TempHelpNeeded]

Part 2 is on it's way.

[sunshower]

[MEMOIRS OF A PIRATE]


Well, as you know, I'm a Pirate. I don't do much all day, I usually just sit around typing on a keyboard that isn't attached to a computer or anything for that matter. But for some reason, I'm getting somewhere with it. Where, though? I don't know...


That is, till now!



I was raised a land lubber. Didn't have much love for the ocean. Thoughts of Jaws and the Kool-Aid man surfing scared the shit out of me. No way do I want to be surfing when I giant pitcher of Kool-Aid comes in on a surf board. He'll he could've been spiked and be drunk for all I know. Last thing I want is to end up on the ocean bottom trapped in some gigantic glass.


However, living in MA didn't help with my fear of the ocean. I lived right next to it. So naturally my family went to the ocean a lot and I would often stay behind. Though one day I couldn't skip out, it was my sister's birthday. It was a lovely day. There was no escaping this one. I remember the fear in my heart as our car slowly passed over the wooden bridge to get to the beach. I kept my eye on the surf to make sure that damn Kool-Aid pitcher wasn't around. Nothing yet...


As we walked up to the beach, from the car, I could smell an fowl smell coming from under the wooden bridge we just crossed to get to the beach. It was like no other smell. A mix of Gerber Baby, Sweet Potato food and heated Vaseline. But for some reason it intrigued me...I couldn't get enough of it.


Though I was quite weary of the beach, I decided to let me nose do the hunting. At first I hated the smell, but was interested. But with each sniff I began to love the smell. It was becoming apart of me. Slower and slower I was getting closer, I mean, I could smell it...bad! Just when I thought the odor couldn't get more pungent, it did. And just when I thought I would be walking all day, I stopped.


About 3 feet away from me was the sexiest man I ever laid my eyes upon. Sexy in a pure odor fashion. My head and eyes started at his feet which were supported by two boxes that looked like they were used for holding shoes. In this case, they were his shoes. His pants weren't pants, they were Capris. Yellow and Pink polka-dotted capris, skin tight and not much left to the imagination. The shirt was a puffy white collared shirt. It looked worn from water exposure and possible seamen exposure.


Now you ask...the face? What about the face? The man was drop dead gorgeous. I wasn't sexually turned on, I was SEXUALLY turned on. I tipped my cap and said, "What glory it is to meet you...ugh...you..."


And he responded, "Alpha's the name mate!"
:hug :hug I loved your story! It cheered me a little. The part about the Kool-Aid man and being trapped in a glass made me totally bust out laughing.

Good story, love. :)

[sunshower]

Part two!?!? :multi

[TempHelpNeeded]

Part two!?!? :multi


We've only met Cap'n Alpha so far. We still have yet to see the purpose of my keyboard attached to nothing.

:lol

[sunshower]

:warmfuzzies

[Raven36]

This is going to sound extreamely weird, but I actually wouldn't mind doing any kind of homework right now (except for Economincs, there was a reason why I chose Engineering as a major over Business). :lol


I got out of school 2-3 weeks ago (I can't remember, time flies by when you aren't doing anything) and have been bored out of my mind since then. :BANG:lorraine:BANG:lorraine

see i cant wait until july! i finished my exams, had one day off and then started this minimester course. my exam is on thursday. then ill have time off until tuesday! tuesday i start two more courses for the month of june.

i need a break. desperately! i would love to just be sitting around reading all these books that ive been waiting to read because i actually WANT to read them. :lol and i hate economics. so much. i love being a business major (and i never thought id say that) but ugh... i hate economics.

I really dislike economics. It was too many graphs for me. What part are you studying right now?

im doing micro right now in the minimester course. so... micro in ten days. :lol and honestly... i just dont care. i find it so boring. and its not that i couldnt understand it if i tried. i know i could. i just dont care enough to try! ugh!

1 1/2 more chapters to go. 1 more test. 1 exam. and then im done! i cannot wait until thursday morning when i finish that exam.

and then i start macro on tuesday next week. o goodness.:lol

[TempHelpNeeded]

[MEMOIRS OF A PIRATE GEISHA]


NARRATOR - Last we saw of Greg, he was clenched in the death lock by Cap'n Alpha's eyes and odor. What will Greg say? What will Greg do? Why does the Cap'n smell so bad? ALL THESE TO BE ANSWERED!!



*Commercial is played to ask patrons to buy food at the main entrance.*


I was staring the smell and all my imaginations right in the eye. The smell was intriguing and so was his gear. Then when I heard his name was Alpha I was even more amused. What is a sexy man such as himself doing underneath a bridge at a beach where the Kool-Aid man is surfing? I asked him that very question.


"None of your barnacle wax," he retorted quickly. I could see I was getting at something he didn't want to reveal. The smell, oh God, the smell was still there and still making me infatuated. I don't know if it was the smell or my fear for the Kool-Aid man, but I just blurted it out...


"You're a Pirate, right?"


Alpha was standing about 10 feet away from me, within two seconds after my last query, he was whispering into my ear. "Ye want to find out?" My posture was perfect and my eyes stared ahead, not even glancing at the Pirate who was taking aliking to my ear. I slowly nodded my head up and down. "Well ye will find out!"


I barely even heard the word "out" before I realized I blacked out. The smell that had once led me to Alpha was still around. But it was much stronger and much more abundant where I was. Wait, where am I??? I passed out after meeting that strange fellow and have no idea where I am. Wasn't I supposed to be at the beach for my sister's birthday? Damn it; look what I did this time!


Before I could do any investigating as to wear I woke up, a bright light came from up above me. I must be trapped in some cargo hold of some sort. It sounds like the ocean still, I must be on a boat. Just as I was thinking of my position, I answered my own question. I was pulled from underneath the deck and brought to the captain's wheel of this makeshift boat. This must be Captain Alpha's boat.


Alpha said, "All hands, feet, and peg legs on deck!" After the boom from Alpha out came three rag tag men, all looking like Pirates themselves. I must be in for some treat. Not only have I met one person with the glorious smell of Gerber baby food and Vaseline but now three more with the same odor. That's why it was so strong on this boat. I kept thinking about this smell, so I asked the Captain what it was all about.


He responded with, "I have an army of babies and young children. Feeding them is no easy task, and I've been told sweet potatoes are the best for raising an army of youngsters. Feeds their passion. The Vaseline, well that's a whole nother story. In fact a story that will play out with you being involved..."


I clenched the pockets of my pants with my hands. Uh oh...this doesn't look good.





[Next Time: The Kool-Aid Tide]

[Hudak-Budak]

Greg, I found a shirt for you.

http://www.threadless.com/product/799/To_Err_is_Human

[sunshower]

I'm literally applauding. When is part three coming!?

[The Tan Man]

Slap your ham for a little while.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Greg, I found a shirt for you.

http://www.threadless.com/product/799/To_Err_is_Human

Arrrr...it's beautiful!

I'm literally applauding. When is part three coming!?


Soon. :D

[sunshower]

Soon. :DCool. I'll just chill out here in your lap then. I'm not leaving until I get one (1) complete story.

[Hudak-Budak]

Greg: shirt #2: http://www.randomshirts.com/products/tees/antininja.htm

[TempHelpNeeded]

[MEMOIRS OF A PIRATE GEISHA: KOOL-AID TIDE]


The Vaseline...why is the smell of Vaseline all around this boat?


Alpha - "We be huntin' mate."

Me - "Hunting what? I'm sick of these quick answers that make no sense at all. I need something to go on here."

Alpha - "Ye have had dreams like I, no?"

Me - "What?!?! What are you talking about?"

Alpha - "The big red fella. Ye know, the one with the glass as a head. Ye had dreams of drowning in his bowl while he surfs by, right?"

Me - "How'd ye know? And why did I say 'ye' for the first time?"

Alpha - "There is much for you to learn mate...now step aside, we got some tropical bunch to capture!"


And like that, the masts of the ship were set and we were off. Riding the wind like it would never end. I assumed the Vaseline smell was used either to attract the Kool-Aid man or to scare him away. I would soon find out what the real intentions were, but for now I was just enjoying the ride.


I was on the water. For the first time in over 10 years I had ventured into the water after my frights of Jaws and the Kool-Aid man. But today I was to rid myself of one of those fears. No longer will I fear the ocean due and it's red tide, it's red tide of punch. It was time to conquer this fear. But what was I to do? I have no sword, no eye patch, nothing of intimidating fashion. I asked the Pirate what I should do, when I noticed he wasn't steering the boat.


Instead Alpha was tapping mindlessly at a keyboard that was connected to nothing. I asked him where the wheel was and why he wasn't attending it. He asked if I was mad in the head. He was steering the boat, steering with the keyboard. Normally I would continue to question the gentlemen, but for some reason it made sense. Everything made sense. The baby food with Vaseline smell. The boat. My fate with the Kool-Aid man. The keyboard. The polka-dotted capris. Everyone was coming full circle.


Not because I was understanding anything...but because we physically had come full circle. Alpha was across from me, the keyboard to my right, and the Kool-Aid man (mysteriously appeared) to my left. The smell was everywhere. Full circle.


Alpha - "Where'd ye come from red man?"

KoolAIDs - "I'm everywhere...OOOOO YEAH!!!"

Alpha - "You mean, your red insides will be everywhere?!?!?!"

Me - "HELL YEAH!!!"

KoolAIDs - "OOOOOOOHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!"


Alpha proceeded to toss me the keyboard to nothing. Without thinking I took the keyboard and knocked KoolAIDs glass. It cracked. The big red creature's smile soon turned to a frown as the glass slowly cracked more and more till all his liquid was gone. We tossed the glass off the side of the boat, but then we noticed that he wasn't quite gone yet. Since the boat was coated with Vaseline, the kool-aid liquid was not able to soak into the wood. Instead the liquid just floated on top of the Vaseline substance on the boat.


So we drank him.

[AlanA4]

wow i played the balloon game for a LONG time

[dmbinchicago]

The thumb trick always fights boredom. :)

[sunshower]

I'm really not in the mood for you and your pathetic comments, Jeff. You're ruining my thread and the vibe of Greg's story.

[sunshower]

wow i played the balloon game for a LONG time
:lol :lol I think a bunch of us did. Did you make it to the icy balloons?

[dmbinchicago]

Good story, Greg! :hug

[TempHelpNeeded]

Good story, Greg! :hug



Spanks Jeff. :hug


True story. :lol

[sunshower]

[MEMOIRS OF A PIRATE GEISHA: KOOL-AID TIDE]


The Vaseline...why is the smell of Vaseline all around this boat?


Alpha - "We be huntin' mate."

Me - "Hunting what? I'm sick of these quick answers that make no sense at all. I need something to go on here."

Alpha - "Ye have had dreams like I, no?"

Me - "What?!?! What are you talking about?"

Alpha - "The big red fella. Ye know, the one with the glass as a head. Ye had dreams of drowning in his bowl while he surfs by, right?"

Me - "How'd ye know? And why did I say 'ye' for the first time?"

Alpha - "There is much for you to learn mate...now step aside, we got some tropical bunch to capture!"


And like that, the masts of the ship were set and we were off. Riding the wind like it would never end. I assumed the Vaseline smell was used either to attract the Kool-Aid man or to scare him away. I would soon find out what the real intentions were, but for now I was just enjoying the ride.


I was on the water. For the first time in over 10 years I had ventured into the water after my frights of Jaws and the Kool-Aid man. But today I was to rid myself of one of those fears. No longer will I fear the ocean due and it's red tide, it's red tide of punch. It was time to conquer this fear. But what was I to do? I have no sword, no eye patch, nothing of intimidating fashion. I asked the Pirate what I should do, when I noticed he wasn't steering the boat.


Instead Alpha was tapping mindlessly at a keyboard that was connected to nothing. I asked him where the wheel was and why he wasn't attending it. He asked if I was mad in the head. He was steering the boat, steering with the keyboard. Normally I would continue to question the gentlemen, but for some reason it made sense. Everything made sense. The baby food with Vaseline smell. The boat. My fate with the Kool-Aid man. The keyboard. The polka-dotted capris. Everyone was coming full circle.


Not because I was understanding anything...but because we physically had come full circle. Alpha was across from me, the keyboard to my right, and the Kool-Aid man (mysteriously appeared) to my left. The smell was everywhere. Full circle.


Alpha - "Where'd ye come from red man?"

KoolAIDs - "I'm everywhere...OOOOO YEAH!!!"

Alpha - "You mean, your red insides will be everywhere?!?!?!"

Me - "HELL YEAH!!!"

KoolAIDs - "OOOOOOOHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!"


Alpha proceeded to toss me the keyboard to nothing. Without thinking I took the keyboard and knocked KoolAIDs glass. It cracked. The big red creature's smile soon turned to a frown as the glass slowly cracked more and more till all his liquid was gone. We tossed the glass off the side of the boat, but then we noticed that he wasn't quite gone yet. Since the boat was coated with Vaseline, the kool-aid liquid was not able to soak into the wood. Instead the liquid just floated on top of the Vaseline substance on the boat.


So we drank him.:bounce Was he spiked?!

[TempHelpNeeded]

:bounce Was he spiked?!


That's for you to find out. :hump

[sunshower]

Also, is that the end? No more story?

[TempHelpNeeded]

Also, is that the end? No more story?




End of that story. But not the end of the memoirs.

[LisaC]

End of that story. But not the end of the memoirs.
Great story Greg.

[sunshower]

End of that story. But not the end of the memoirs.Will you tell more?

I feel like a wide-eyed 8 year old in the library.

"What happens to the pirate, Mister?"

[sunshower]

Great story Greg.Wasn't it? I could practically see the guy in the polka-dot capri pants. In my vision, he looks absolutely ridiculous standing next to the Kool-Aid man who is, of course, saying, "Ohhhh, yeah."

[TempHelpNeeded]

Will you tell more?

I feel like a wide-eyed 8 year old in the library.

"What happens to the pirate, Mister?"



I'll have a new one up in a bit.

[sunshower]

Yay! :)

Maybe this should be the story time thread. :)

[athousandyears]

The story is fantastic, Greg!

[TempHelpNeeded]

The story is fantastic, Greg!



Ye!


Wait till the memoirs involve you, Elle, and I and our saving of captain Alpha! :eek

[AlanA4]

:lol :lol I think a bunch of us did. Did you make it to the icy balloons?

hahah pssh i made it to like level 27 way past the icy ones and i could get 14 of 15 balloons and tried for like 20 minutes and had to give up

[guitarplayer554]

Hody all. How are all of my friends?

[Nick@Night]

We're all boycotting the arbitrary use of the letter W in some of our posts, just like yourself.

[guitarplayer554]

We're all boycotting the arbitrary use of the letter W in some of our posts, just like yourself.

Yeah sorry about that. What the hell are you my teacher and you're going to be my father. :lorraine God my life is going to suck. :BANG Also plus you can't hit me cause you'r not my father. Ha!

[sunshower]

We're all boycotting the arbitrary use of the letter W in some of our posts, just like yourself.HAHAHA.

You never fail to make me bust out laughing at my desk. I swear, I'm going to be blocked from using Ants at work once they catch on.. and I'll blame you.

[dmbgodagirl41]

im gonna play some more el emmigrante.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Nevermind, Playing that damn balloons game

EAT THAT LEVEL 28!!!!!! F*CKERS!!!

[sunshower]

That game took up a major portion of my life yesterday.

[bartenderchris]

A woman has three sons, who just got a new BB and they are practicing their shooting outside. One comes in a sits the canster of BBs on the kitchen counter while his mom is making a Cake. Some of the BBs accidentaly fall in the Cake mix. She bakes the cake and they eat it and enjoy it.

Youngest Son - Mom when I peed a BB came out.

Mom- I know son there were only a few in there it shouldn't happen again, im sorry.

Second Son - Mom When I peed a BB came out.

Mom - I know son sorry, it happened to your brother it shouldn't happen again.

Oldest Son - Mom....

Mom - I know you peed and a BB came out, it will be ok

Oldest Son - No No No, I was masterbating and I shot the Dog.

ZING

[bartenderchris]

someone repost the ballon game I want to play

[sunshower]

someone repost the ballon game I want to play
Here you go. :)

http://www.addictinggames.com/bloons.html

[dmb41nancies34]

good morning all

[Nick@Night]

Wassup?

[malarks26]

This work from home thing is waayyy to easy. I'm dog-sitting and still bored as hell. :lol

[dmb41nancies34]

Well I am somewhat bored. And something about this thread told me this is where I should go if I were bored.

[Nick@Night]

This thread is kind of like a friends house:

You call up your friend and say you're bored. You go over to their house and sit there....bored. You've changed locations but you are still bored but now you have company.

[dmb41nancies34]

This thread is kind of like a friends house:

You call up your friend and say you're bored. You go over to their house and sit there....bored. You've changed locations but you are still bored but now you have company.

:lol This is true.

[sunshower]

Exactly, Nick. And we have a pirate friend who pops in to tell us crazy stories.

Now all we need is a cooler in the middle of the floor filled with alcoholic beverages so everyone can really kick back.

You guys mind if I turn on old game shows? ;)

[malarks26]

This thread is kind of like a friends house:

You call up your friend and say you're bored. You go over to their house and sit there....bored. You've changed locations but you are still bored but now you have company.

Great analogy! :thumbsup

[Nick@Night]

Exactly, Nick. And we have a pirate friend who pops in to tell us crazy stories.

Now all we need is a cooler in the middle of the floor filled with alcoholic beverages so everyone can really kick back.

You guys mind if I turn on old game shows? ;)
Old school Family Feud is pretty solid stuff.

[LisaC]

This thread is kind of like a friends house:

You call up your friend and say you're bored. You go over to their house and sit there....bored. You've changed locations but you are still bored but now you have company.
So true.

[dmb41nancies34]

Old school Family Feud is pretty solid stuff.

Doesn't Al from Home Improvement host it now?

[sunshower]

Oh, tell me about it! Same with the show about the whammy's.. "No whammies, no whammies!"

I also really like the old shows whose names I might not remember.. I think Richard Dawson might have hosted all of them. ;) Like the celebrity match up game!

They could smoke on the set. One the air! That's rad.

[Nick@Night]

Doesn't Al from Home Improvement host it now?
Yeah, he tries to be funny but misses more than he connects. I like that guy from the 70's who was a smart-ass, Richard Dawson.

[dmb41nancies34]

Yeah, he tries to be funny but misses more than he connects. I like that guy from the 70's who was a smart-ass, Richard Dawson.

Wasn't he the one who constantly seemed to be molesting the females on the show?

[LisaC]

Wasn't he the one who constantly seemed to be molesting the females on the show?
:lol He was such a perv.

[Nick@Night]

Wasn't he the one who constantly seemed to be molesting the females on the show?
I believe so, but looking back there were some ugly people on that show.

[dmb41nancies34]

:lol He was such a perv.

This seems to be an accurate interpretation of him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2tI6BoLxdw

[Onesweetworld82]

I'm sooo bored :(

[LisaC]

This seems to be an accurate interpretation of him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2tI6BoLxdw
:lol That seems about right.

[sunshower]

You guys.. I just went outside at the total wrong time..

I watched some guy on a motorcycle turning a corner at the same time that another guy in an SUV switched lanes - on a curve on a one-way street - and completely creamed the guy on the bike. He flipped off his bike and landed right in front of the SUV as the SUV came skidding to a halt.. right over the guy. :(

He didn't make it. :(

I'm pretty shaken up.. I've never seen anything like that before.

[dmbgodagirl41]

You guys.. I just went outside at the total wrong time..

I watched some guy on a motorcycle turning a corner at the same time that another guy in an SUV switched lanes - on a curve on a one-way street - and completely creamed the guy on the bike. He flipped off his bike and landed right in front of the SUV as the SUV came skidding to a halt.. right over the guy. :(

He didn't make it. :(

I'm pretty shaken up.. I've never seen anything like that before.

:eek :eek :eek Oh my god, that is HORRIBLE.

Was the guy in the SUV drunk or something??

[sunshower]

I don't know. :( French people drive pretty crazy in downtown Montreal. I burst into tears once I saw the man from the bike was quite obviously dead and came back inside. I didn't want to wait around to even get a glimpse of the person in the SUV. That guy was totally fine.

[sunshower]

I know.. I'm a buzzkill in the thread.. I'm just shocked. I genuinely care for people - even those I don't know - and that poor man didn't even see it coming. I wonder where he was going.. maybe to see his girlfriend or his Mom.. or to pick up a pack of smokes on his lunch break for all I know. Either way, I'm sure he never stepped outside with the intention of never stepping back in.

[dmb41nancies34]

Wow that is so insane. I've never seen anything like that, and frankly, don't want to.

[sunshower]

I know, I know. I killed the thread. :BANG Let's go back to being bored and talking about game shows..

[JonnyJoyRidin]

Here is a great game for Mac Users! It involves paper airplanes

http://www.macupdate.com/info.php/id/5773

[PipeandaCrepe]

i just pissed away two hours playing online chess at freechess.org

[dmbgodagirl41]

:lorraine Lee...*sniiff*

happy...balloons....















:lorraine

[sunshower]

Katie. :hug

Just play the balloon game and be glad it wasn't either of us.

Balloons, balloons. Whenever I think of balloons, I think of clowns. Just sayin'. Oh, also, Ryan found the most rad thing online yesterday and wondered if we could get it for you. I hope he won't mind me stealing his thunder but.. check it out (http://www.amazon.com/Carnival-Cadaver-Clown-Action-Figure/dp/B0001WCFYG/ref=sr_1_7/104-1771804-8242344?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1179886363&sr=1-7).

[Nick@Night]

Katie. :hug

Just play the balloon game and be glad it wasn't either of us.

Balloons, balloons. Whenever I think of balloons, I think of clowns. Just sayin'. Oh, also, Ryan found the most rad thing online yesterday and wondered if we could get it for you. I hope he won't mind me stealing his thunder but.. check it out (http://www.amazon.com/Carnival-Cadaver-Clown-Action-Figure/dp/B0001WCFYG/ref=sr_1_7/104-1771804-8242344?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1179886363&sr=1-7).
Holy nightmare.

[sunshower]

Your face is a nightmare.

[hylidaea]

LeeAnne, you should have put a warning with that link. :lorraine

[Nick@Night]

Your face is a nightmare.
I am quite aware.

[sunshower]

Hahahaha, sorry Janet.

How are you doing today? :hug

[sunshower]

I am quite aware.
You know I'm just kidding. I'm hot for your dimple.

(Shhhh.. don't tell Ryan.)

[hylidaea]

Hahahaha, sorry Janet.

How are you doing today? :hug
Doing just fine, in spite of being at work today after five days off. Can't complain, though. At least I'm not working in a toy store at Christmas.

How's things with you?

[sunshower]

I'm okay. I'm not sure if you saw my post, but I had a slightly traumatic experience right before lunch. I'm working on forgetting about it. Other than that, I'm suffering at work. I'm just not "there" this week. I want Friday to be here already! How was your trip to Kansas City? I hope you had a great time with your hilarious friend. :)

[dmbgodagirl41]

Katie. :hug

Just play the balloon game and be glad it wasn't either of us.

Balloons, balloons. Whenever I think of balloons, I think of clowns. Just sayin'. Oh, also, Ryan found the most rad thing online yesterday and wondered if we could get it for you. I hope he won't mind me stealing his thunder but.. check it out (http://www.amazon.com/Carnival-Cadaver-Clown-Action-Figure/dp/B0001WCFYG/ref=sr_1_7/104-1771804-8242344?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1179886363&sr=1-7).

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD FRIGGING SCREAM/CRY!!!!!!!!!

:lorraine :lorraine :lorraine

he's such a smartass! He sent me this tee shirt of a clown that he thinks I should buy. I still can't believe we saw a clown on 295

[Nick@Night]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD FRIGGING SCREAM/CRY!!!!!!!!!

:lorraine :lorraine :lorraine

he's such a smartass! He sent me this tee shirt of a clown that he thinks I should buy. I still can't believe we saw a clown on 295
"Does this lipstick make me look like a clown?"
"No, it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns"

[Blessed Sip]

I am bored too, but not bored enough to back read this thread.

I come here when I am bored...sometimes I feel like that is kind of pathetic. does anyone else ever feel that way?

[sunshower]

Katie, I made this.. just for you.

:hug

Truce. :)

[dmbgodagirl41]

Katie, I made this.. just for you.

:hug

Truce. :)

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
*dives under desk*
:lorraine :lorraine

[sunshower]

Hahahahahahahahaha.

My afternoon is looking up.

[hylidaea]

I'm okay. I'm not sure if you saw my post, but I had a slightly traumatic experience right before lunch. I'm working on forgetting about it. Other than that, I'm suffering at work. I'm just not "there" this week. I want Friday to be here already! How was your trip to Kansas City? I hope you had a great time with your hilarious friend. :)
What happened? I guess I can backread... this thread, right?

Yes, I had a BLAST. Sunday night we had a little impromptu party with neighbors from both sides coming over and a friend with a guitar stopped in and serenaded us as we sipped on White Russians (and other little treats ;)). He's a country singer :freak, but it was nice anyway.

Here's an example of my funny friend's sense of humor. I was talking about how I want "She died in the arms of a man half her age" on my gravestone, even if it's not true. She replied that she wanted "Died choking on the gadgetry of a man twice her age" on hers. :lol

[Hudak-Budak]

Oh man, that is great. You're such a bully, Lee.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Hahahahahahahahaha.

My afternoon is looking up.

I looked at that again, still scary, but kinda funny. :lol

ugh, stay puft as a clown is scary as SHIT!

[dmbgodagirl41]

Oh man, that is great. You're such a bully, Lee.

:mad :mad

[sunshower]

Oh man, that is great. You're such a bully, Lee.
You love it. ;)

:hug

[hylidaea]

Katie, I made this.. just for you.

:hug

Truce. :)
hahahahhahaha;haha!! :lol

here's one for you, LeeAnne:

[Hudak-Budak]

I do.




In bed.

[dmbgodagirl41]

NO MORE CLOWNS
:lorraine :lorraine :lorraine :lorraine
*runs out*

[sunshower]

What happened? I guess I can backread... this thread, right?

Yes, I had a BLAST. Sunday night we had a little impromptu party with neighbors from both sides coming over and a friend with a guitar stopped in and serenaded us as we sipped on White Russians (and other little treats ;)). He's a country singer :freak, but it was nice anyway.

Here's an example of my funny friend's sense of humor. I was talking about how I want "She died in the arms of a man half her age" on my gravestone, even if it's not true. She replied that she wanted "Died choking on the gadgetry of a man twice her age" on hers. :lolYeah, you can backread the thread.. I think it's only a page back. :(

I'm so glad you had fun!! Impromptu parties are the best, especially when someone comes over to play the guitar. No matter if it's country, it's still entertaining and a moment in time you can't replace with TV or a stereo. I'm interested to know what the other treats were.. ;)

:lol about your friend. She sounds like a cool chickie. Do you get to see her often?

[sunshower]

hahahahhahaha;haha!! :lol

here's one for you, LeeAnne:Hahahaha. Now that's funny. Boyd looks like a clown even without the paint job. You did an excellent job. Great mouse control.

I do.




In bed.Ha, yeah. Me too.

:hump

[hylidaea]

Yeah, you can backread the thread.. I think it's only a page back. :(

I'm so glad you had fun!! Impromptu parties are the best, especially when someone comes over to play the guitar. No matter if it's country, it's still entertaining and a moment in time you can't replace with TV or a stereo. I'm interested to know what the other treats were.. ;)

:lol about your friend. She sounds like a cool chickie. Do you get to see her often?
I backread... LeeAnne, that is terrible, terrible. :hug :hug :hug :hug So sorry it happened and that you saw it happen. :(

I see her 1-2 times a year, and we talk a lot on the phone and online.

The guitar guy was flaming hot, had a great stage name for country music - Gary Lincoln, a great voice (for country music), and is an incredible songwriter (for country music. lol). He should be very successful. But if I start hearing him wherever I go, I will kill him. I know where he lives.

I'll tell you about the other treats later. hahaha

[Hudak-Budak]

Sharing is caring, Janet. Spill it on the treats.

[dmbgodagirl41]

HEre's something sweet I found on Third Eye Blind's MySpace:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/katiebrady12/3ebview.jpg

[hylidaea]

Sharing is caring, Janet. Spill it on the treats.
Can't right now. I'm at work... ;) :o

[Hudak-Budak]

HEre's something sweet I found on Third Eye Blind's MySpace:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/katiebrady12/3ebview.jpg

That's awesome. Except it's a Third Eye Blind show.

[Hudak-Budak]

Can't right now. I'm at work... ;) :o

Now this has a sexiness potential of 8.7. I like it.

[dmbgodagirl41]

That's awesome. Except it's a Third Eye Blind show.

Translation: Shit, I'm jealous!

[sunshower]

Translation: Shit, I'm jealous!I'll tell you a secret. He's such a closet Third Eye Blind fan. He loves a bunch of their stuff but just won't admit it. And I once caught him humming "Photograph" by Nickleback. Only the first line when he was looking at a picture of him with his brother and sisters ("Look at this photograph.. every time I do it makes me laugh..) but it was a moment in time I'll never forget.

[sunshower]

I backread... LeeAnne, that is terrible, terrible. :hug :hug :hug :hug So sorry it happened and that you saw it happen. :(

I see her 1-2 times a year, and we talk a lot on the phone and online.

The guitar guy was flaming hot, had a great stage name for country music - Gary Lincoln, a great voice (for country music), and is an incredible songwriter (for country music. lol). He should be very successful. But if I start hearing him wherever I go, I will kill him. I know where he lives.

I'll tell you about the other treats later. hahahaIt was pretty terrible.. thanks for the hugs. Virtual or not, it helps. :)

I love how you called him flaming hot. That makes me picture him as someone with a faux-hawk and skinny jeans for some reason. :lol It's too bad he's into country.. :shrug

[dmbgodagirl41]

I'll tell you a secret. He's such a closet Third Eye Blind fan. He loves a bunch of their stuff but just won't admit it. And I once caught him humming "Photograph" by Nickleback. Only the first line when he was looking at a picture of him with his brother and sisters ("Look at this photograph.. every time I do it makes me laugh..) but it was a moment in time I'll never forget.

SHUT UP! :lol

that just made my day.

[Hudak-Budak]

I'll tell you a secret. He's such a closet Third Eye Blind fan. He loves a bunch of their stuff but just won't admit it. And I once caught him humming "Photograph" by Nickleback. Only the first line when he was looking at a picture of him with his brother and sisters ("Look at this photograph.. every time I do it makes me laugh..) but it was a moment in time I'll never forget.

Lies! All of them!

[sunshower]

SHUT UP! :lol

that just made my day.
Yeah, I'm dead serious.

He is, of course, going to deny it and threaten to kill me, but whatever.

Edit: See?

[dmbgodagirl41]

Yeah, I'm dead serious.

He is, of course, going to deny it and threaten to kill me, but whatever.

Edit: See?

:lol :lol good call!

why is my life so funny? :)

[Hudak-Budak]

Yeah, everyone knows how I love my singers to have grating voices and a lisp. :rolleyes

[dmbgodagirl41]

Yeah, everyone knows how I love my singers to have grating voices and a lisp. :rolleyes

what is this lisp you speak of?!?! Stephan does not have a lisp!

[sunshower]

He's talking about Maynard.

[sunshower]

He really goes for that whole image. The long hair, like Chad from Nickleback or Maynard from Tool. Skinny white bodies but solid lyrics.

As for 3EB.. I'm not sure what it is. "Deep Inside Of You" is in the autogenerated "Top 25 Most Played" list on his iPod.

[Hudak-Budak]

You sure know a lot about these bands, Lee. I think we need to take a look in the mirror.

[sunshower]

I have never claimed that I didn't like 3EB.

I don't know much about Nickleback. Only what you've told me. Since they're from Canada, I have seen them a lot on TV but I never noticed the subtle waves in Chad's hair until you pointed it out one day.

[Hudak-Budak]

I'm calling my lawyer. These slanderous comments must come to a stop. You can expect a cease and desist order to be delivered to your office, Lee.

[sunshower]

Did you seriously just post my last name on a message board?

[sunshower]

Pffft. Slander. Please.

Also, what lawyer? In Bluefield?? Heh. That's a joke.

[dmb72688]

so...are you two like married and e-argue on the internet?

[sunshower]

Hahaha. No. We just mess around. People with good senses of humour, you know?

We are married, though. And I'm snickering in a private chat with him about this whole thing. We both know it's all in jest. :thumbsup

[dmb72688]

did ya'll meet on the internet? I'm confused. He's from WV and you are candian.

[sunshower]

I was working in Chicago for a year and made a group of friends there. He was friends with the same group. One thing led to another - some of it online, yes - and now we have two beautiful daughters, a pug dog namd Meatball, a large Weimeraner (I hope I spelled that right, Ryan) named Yosh, a cat named Howie and two mother in-laws who drive us mental.

[dmb72688]

that's friggen delightful. there should be a movie like that. call it you've got mail.

[Hudak-Budak]

I was working in Chicago for a year and made a group of friends there. He was friends with the same group. One thing led to another - some of it online, yes - and now we have two beautiful daughters, a pug dog namd Meatball, a large Weimeraner (I hope I spelled that right, Ryan) named Yosh, a cat named Howie and two mother in-laws who drive us mental.

It's pretty cramped and hectic with all the animals (and yes, I include two toddlers in "animals")

[sunshower]

that's friggen delightful. there should be a movie like that. call it you've got mail.
Our movie would be much more interesting than that. It was practically an international scandal at some points, what with Citizenship and Immigration and all.

[guitarplayer554]

HEre's something sweet I found on Third Eye Blind's MySpace:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/katiebrady12/3ebview.jpg


Hey is that picture at Irving Plaza in New York because that building looks very familiar.

[dmb72688]

Hey I clicked on your name and a myspace site came up and that same dude Hoduck or whatever is with you! I'm so confused. i thought this was an e-lationship. So how does that work having two kids but you live in different countries?

[dmbgodagirl41]

He really goes for that whole image. The long hair, like Chad from Nickleback or Maynard from Tool. Skinny white bodies but solid lyrics.

As for 3EB.. I'm not sure what it is. "Deep Inside Of You" is in the autogenerated "Top 25 Most Played" list on his iPod.

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Oh and for the record, Maynard might be the ugliest man in music. it's between him and Art Garfunkel ;)

[dmbgodagirl41]

Hey is that picture at Irving Plaza in New York because that building looks very familiar.

Negative, 9:30 club in DC.

[hylidaea]

Uh... Katie? Tiny Tim was a singer and musician. :lol

[sunshower]

Hey I clicked on your name and a myspace site came up and that same dude Hoduck or whatever is with you! I'm so confused. i thought this was an e-lationship. So how does that work having two kids but you live in different countries?I travel for business so I would only see everyone on the weekends, anyway. I spend those with Ryan and the kids.

It's not an e-lationship - although that term made me giggle. Ryan's the love of my life.

Insert :awwwww moment here. _______

[Hudak-Budak]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Oh and for the record, Maynard might be the ugliest man in music. it's between him and Art Garfunkel ;)

I hope you die a slow and painful death.

[guitarplayer554]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Oh and for the record, Maynard might be the ugliest man in music. it's between him and Art Garfunkel ;)

Hey Art Garfunkel was the sex symbol for Simon and Garfunkel.

[hylidaea]

I travel for business so I would only see everyone on the weekends, anyway. I spend those with Ryan and the kids.

It's not an e-lationship - although that term made me giggle. Ryan's the love of my life.

Insert :awwwww moment here. _______
aaaawwwwwwwwwww :) :hug :D :hug :) :hug :D :)

[sunshower]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Oh and for the record, Maynard might be the ugliest man in music. it's between him and Art Garfunkel ;)The only thing between Maynard and Art Garfunkel is a steaming pile of vomit left behind by whomever had to look at them both at once.

[dmbgodagirl41]

I hope you die a slow and painful death.

I didnt' say ugliness = lack of talent. He just definitely fell out of that ugly tree and hit every branch. or, in fact, he probably planted the ugly tree just by looking at the dirt.

[guitarplayer554]

Negative, 9:30 club in DC.

I guess they both have the same design then because they look alike in everyway from that angle in the picture.

[dmbgodagirl41]

I guess they both have the same design then because they look alike in everyway from that angle in the picture.

Yeah, the Avalon in Boston is like that, too.

[sunshower]

aaaawwwwwwwwwww :hug :D :hug :) :hug :D:)

You know only the last part is true, right? :lol I mean, we're not married.. yet.

[Hudak-Budak]

Lee, you're pretty close to 1,000 posts.

[sunshower]

Hmmm. Thanks. :)

I'd like to do it in here if I can.

[sunshower]

I didnt' say ugliness = lack of talent. He just definitely fell out of that ugly tree and hit every branch. or, in fact, he probably planted the ugly tree just by looking at the dirt.
:lol :lol
Holy crap you're a riot.

[guitarplayer554]

HEy I looked at that pic again Katie and I don't think thats you because I see a person not a giant set of walking breast. I imagine you walking around like the little girl who played dogs wife when south park made fun of them. And if you didn't see that episode it's a little girl with a giant rack and all you see is her hair. Thats how I picture you.

[Hudak-Budak]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h47/liquoriceLexi_06/maynard_james_keenan_369x563.jpg

Nothing ugly about that, Katie.

[sunshower]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h47/liquoriceLexi_06/maynard_james_keenan_369x563.jpg

Nothing ugly about that, Katie.I've seen him naked. He should trim the boys/shine the family jewels and then he'd be a lot more appealing.

[sunshower]

HEy I looked at that pic again Katie and I don't think thats you because I see a person not a giant set of walking breast. I imagine you walking around like the little girl who played dogs wife when south park made fun of them. And if you didn't see that episode it's a little girl with a giant rack and all you see is her hair. Thats how I picture you.I'm not sure if you were trying to be funny, but that came off as pretty mean and objectifying to me.

The girl has a face. Sheesh.

[guitarplayer554]

I'm not sure if you were trying to be funny, but that came off as pretty mean and objectifying to me.

The girl has a face. Sheesh.

Yeah I was trying to be funny. I cant find the pic of it off of South Park. If I had found it would be alot funnier.

[sunshower]

Your face is a lot funnier.

And that, my friends, is a perfect 1000th post.

[guitarplayer554]

Ok here it is.

http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=33883&whichpage=2

go to this link and scroll down you'll see what I'm talking about.

[dmbgodagirl41]

HEy I looked at that pic again Katie and I don't think thats you because I see a person not a giant set of walking breast. I imagine you walking around like the little girl who played dogs wife when south park made fun of them. And if you didn't see that episode it's a little girl with a giant rack and all you see is her hair. Thats how I picture you.

considering I'm about a milimeter big in that picture, it's hard to see me.

Plus, I think in real life, my chest looks big but it's not suffocating me big. Maybe Hudak and LeeAnne can attest to that. It's not like I literally have watermelons strapped to the front of my chest....

[guitarplayer554]

considering I'm about a milimeter big in that picture, it's hard to see me.

Plus, I think in real life, my chest looks big but it's not suffocating me big. Maybe Hudak and LeeAnne can attest to that. It's not like I literally have watermelons strapped to the front of my chest....

Damn no watermelons? How bout Honey dews? :lol

[dmbgodagirl41]

Damn no watermelons? How bout Honey dews? :lol

more like small cantaloupes, i'd say.

[sunshower]

Here's my 0.02. Katie has large breasts. They are just that. Large. They're not enormous or hideous. They don't hide her face - which is quite lovely - or make her look like some sort of freak.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it! :)

I'm sure Hudak would have something different to say along the lines of, "They're fucking awesome. Gibberish, gibberish, drool, drool."