Greg's Corner

[TempHelpNeeded]

I'm a whore.


So what can I say? I like to talk to all of you red and black Ants. The yellow ones...not so much. I rant and I rave. I hit and I pass. I chug and then I throw up. I don't mean for this to be a thread about me, but rather it be about you. All of you. I am here simply to listen and comment on all that is you.


Dating life in shambles? Allow GregDog's dating crisis hotline to help you out.

Looking for something to do? Let the TempHelpNeeded City Search search the hot spots in your area.

Want to have sex? I'll stick in you. (Pending STD search. [STDs WANTED])




Shoot, flame, ban, rep point, and pwn away!

[zmiller91]

...is this supposed to be like an AA thread?

[Nick@Night]

You are a cancer on society, go melt your face on a bunson burner.

[TempHelpNeeded]

...is this supposed to be like an AA thread?



Yes. Only nothing is confidential. It's all in the open. And if you don't score a 75% or higher you are banned.

[TempHelpNeeded]

You are a cancer on society, go melt your face on a bunson burner.


He's got it covered.

http://www.dansufc.co.uk/blog/potd/DSC00922.JPG

[groton]

lmao my Fortune cookie just reads
all the Answers you need are right in front of you

LMAO Greg i wonder what that means lol

[TempHelpNeeded]

lmao my Fortune cookie just reads
all the Answers you need are right in front of you

LMAO Greg i wonder what that means lol


Once again fate and the devil have shown me to be the light!

[sunshower]

You know, you're not supposed to make threads about individual users, Greg.

[TempHelpNeeded]

You know, you're not supposed to make threads about individual users, Greg.


But it's not about me. It's about everyone.


I'm simply here to moderate or pretend to moderate.

[wnderwoman]

Ladies, watch out when Greg gets you in his corner.


Hehe :hug

[TempHelpNeeded]

Ladies, watch out when Greg gets you in his corner.


Hehe :hug


See, even a super hero can't escape this corner. :hug

[il bacio dolce]

*poops in thread*

[TempHelpNeeded]

*poops in thread*



this was expected.


*cleans up poop with dirty condom inside it*

[il bacio dolce]

I figured you might want to reuse it.

[TempHelpNeeded]

I figured you might want to reuse it.



you know me too well. :hug

[il bacio dolce]

Wow. That is... disgusting...

[Nick@Night]

Recycling is not disgusting, he's helping the planet.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Wow. That is... disgusting...

Recycling is not disgusting, he's helping the planet.



Global Warming: Leave only your footprints...and some man-mayo tonight!

[SoRight24]

Beer and college football.

One hell of a day, if you ask me.

[il bacio dolce]

I'm allergic to the guy I've been seeing. Seriously. He has two cats and his clothes and everything in his apartment are covered in cat hair. My head feels like it's going to explode.

[Pig17]

Didn't Nick have an advice thread like this...that got locked? :rolleyes

[TempHelpNeeded]

Beer and college football.

One hell of a day, if you ask me.

God's gift to man. At least the manly man. I'm not talking about you gurrly man.

The day where Wolverine fans can remember one last time. We lost to App. State.

I'm allergic to the guy I've been seeing. Seriously. He has two cats and his clothes and everything in his apartment are covered in cat hair. My head feels like it's going to explode.

Tell him it's you or the cats. Cause you can't live sick the rest of your days.

Then tell him the cat's at his balls, then procede to throw a cat at his balls. I would then recommend renting a hotel for the night. Then he will call you back, wanting you. He will have killed his cats.

Didn't Nick have an advice thread like this...that got locked? :rolleyes

He may have. And he may not have? The question is what are you looking at. You are looking at deception. AT IT'S FINEST!


*runs*

[SoRight24]

God's gift to man. At least the manly man. I'm not talking about you gurrly man.

The day where Wolverine fans can remember one last time. We lost to App. State.



Tell him it's you or the cats. Cause you can't live sick the rest of your days.

Then tell him the cat's at his balls, then procede to throw a cat at his balls. I would then recommend renting a hotel for the night. Then he will call you back, wanting you. He will have killed his cats.



He may have. And he may not have? The question is what are you looking at. You are looking at deception. AT IT'S FINEST!


*runs*

And Miiiiichigan, is also losing to Oregon right now, too. :lol

[il bacio dolce]

It's not a thread about a user if it's an advice thread.

[dmbigeyedphish]

Nothing would make me happier than greg and I lubing up and facing off in a tub full of grape jelly.

[SoRight24]

Nothing would make me happier than greg and I lubing up and facing off in a tub full of grape jelly.

I'd buy a ticket to see that.

[TempHelpNeeded]

And Miiiiichigan, is also losing to Oregon right now, too. :lol

Once again. God's gift to man. :D

It's not a thread about a user if it's an advice thread.

Thank you very much!

I'm just here to moderate the thread. Nothing more than a simple Q&A.

Nothing would make me happier than greg and I lubing up and facing off in a tub full of grape jelly.

Can we lube up in some peanut butter?

I'd buy a ticket to see that.

Now at TICKETBASTARD...

[wnderwoman]

I have somehow made all the font on my computer HUGE. I don't know what I did. It just started getting larger and larger. I think I pressed a button.

A little help?

[smudge1]

I have a question.









What the fuck?:ugh

[wnderwoman]

Never mind, I fixed it. Apparently if you hold the control button down and roll your mouse, it changes the font size. Weird

[HappyLungs]

cool thread OP




end sarcasm

[TempHelpNeeded]

I have somehow made all the font on my computer HUGE. I don't know what I did. It just started getting larger and larger. I think I pressed a button.

A little help?

Hmmm, this has happened to me before. Is it just your internet browsers text that is large? Or is your entire computer, including My Document (etc) having large text issues?

I have a question.









What the fuck?:ugh


I think you meant, "What the fingerfuck?:ugh"

[Hudak-Budak]

Greg, which Japanese band is better? Dir en Grey, Ghost, or Boris?

[TempHelpNeeded]

Never mind, I fixed it. Apparently if you hold the control button down and roll your mouse, it changes the font size. Weird

you're weird. :p

cool thread OP




end sarcasm


and so is he.



Well Fuck.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Greg, which Japanese band is better? Dir en Grey, Ghost, or Boris?


Ghost because I enjoy the story of Masaki Batoh's influences.

[SoRight24]

Michigan down two TD's now.

:lol :lol

Lloyd Carr may not make it out alive.

[LisaC]

I have somehow made all the font on my computer HUGE. I don't know what I did. It just started getting larger and larger. I think I pressed a button.

A little help?
Maybe things just get bigger when you're around. ;)

[wnderwoman]

Maybe things just get bigger when you're around. ;)

:lol Damn I walked right into that one. I love you Lisa! :hug

[LisaC]

:lol Damn I walked right into that one. I love you Lisa! :hug
It was definitely meant as a compliment.:) Love ya too Ang :hug

[~Crashintome89~]

When Lisa talks to me, a body part gets big and I don't understand....

Mommy...

[DMBgirl87]

I heart you :)

[TempHelpNeeded]

When Lisa talks to me, a body part gets big and I don't understand....

Mommy...

It's called a bonner. Or you could be packing serious heat. Either way, you're a man then.

I heart you :)


Not as much as my heart, hearts you!

[DMBgirl87]

I still haven't created a thread for Jager Dave...I should get on that...

[TempHelpNeeded]

I still haven't created a thread for Jager Dave...I should get on that...


I don't think Ants is ready. I wasn't ready. That's for damn sure.

[DMBgirl87]

I don't think Ants is ready. I wasn't ready. That's for damn sure.

:lol :lol I love Jager Dave.

[Hudak-Budak]

What is this Jager Dave?

[sunshower]

Greg, is there a way to shrink a man's penis (yet have it still be hard) to make it easier for a woman to ride? Please advise.

[il bacio dolce]

Greg, is there a way to shrink a man's penis (yet have it still be hard) to make it easier for a woman to ride? Please advise.

I'm right there with ya on that one. If I could just get it to be smaller and get rid of his cats or shave them, life would be good.

[DMBgirl87]

Jager Dave is my friend Dave who went to the Gorge with us.

[DMBgirl87]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK27y7z37P4

Jager Dave is a legend.

[DMBgirl87]

Greg, is there a way to shrink a man's penis (yet have it still be hard) to make it easier for a woman to ride? Please advise.

Love. Love. Love You.

[wnderwoman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK27y7z37P4

Jager Dave is a legend.

I really don't think a manifesto has ever amused me so much. I am glad to have witnessed it first hand. :lol

[DMBgirl87]

I really don't think a manifesto has ever amused me so much. I am glad to have witnessed it first hand. :lol

:lol :lol He is just so cute. He offered you the proposal first.

[wnderwoman]

:lol :lol He is just so cute. He offered you the proposal first.

True, damn what is wrong with me!!! :BANG

All the alcohol clouded my judgment.

[DMBgirl87]

True, damn what is wrong with me!!! :BANG

All the alcohol clouded my judgment.

He slept right below me all night waiting for you babe.

[wnderwoman]

He slept right below me all night waiting for you babe.

How on earth could anyone be thinking about me with you on top of them... :hump

[DMBgirl87]

Although, if you were sleeping in my RV, it would have been in my bed...I would have kicked the person sleeping next to me down to someone elses bed.

[DMBgirl87]

How on earth could anyone be thinking about me with you on top of them... :hump
:lol :lol :lol it must have been me telling him to invite you in :) :hug

[groton]

Love. Love. Love You.

hay ant that my line?

[wnderwoman]

:lol :lol :lol it must have been me telling him to invite you in :) :hug

Oh my god, you were setting me up. :lol :lol Thank god I passed out.

I make bad choices when I'm drunk. :cool

[groton]

Oh my god, you were setting me up. :lol :lol Thank god I passed out.

I make bad choices when I'm drunk. :cool

:lollol.:lol
by the way you Snore ;)

[wnderwoman]

:lollol.:lol
by the way you Snore ;)

:lol

Lies. I do talk in my sleep though.

[DMBgirl87]

hay ant that my line?

ugh no.

[TempHelpNeeded]

that was BostonBrad snoring.


FYI. but i didn't say it.

[DMBgirl87]

Oh my god, you were setting me up. :lol :lol Thank god I passed out.

I make bad choices when I'm drunk. :cool

Yeah, like not sleeping with hot chicks.

[DMBgirl87]

that was BostonBrad snoring.


FYI. but i didn't say it.

:lmao

BostonBrad is a loud loud snorerrrrr :)

[wnderwoman]

Yeah, like not sleeping with hot chicks.

I regret it everynight. :lorraine

[TempHelpNeeded]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK27y7z37P4

Jager Dave is a legend.



Duane's entrance is classic. :lol

[DMBgirl87]

:lol

Lies. I do talk in my sleep though.

I talk too. I had a snorer next to me too N1 and N2.

[DMBgirl87]

Duane's entrance is classic. :lol

Duane is just classic.

[TempHelpNeeded]

I make bad choices when I'm drunk. :cool



Let's not go there. :lol

[DMBgirl87]

I regret it everynight. :lorraine

You should.


Next time, we can share beds.

[wnderwoman]

I talk too. I had a snorer next to me too N1 and N2.

I don't wake up for anything when I am asleep. I am a very heavy sleeper, I can handle loud snoring no problem.

The only thing that interrupts my sleep is if it gets too hot.

[DMBgirl87]

Let's not go there. :lol

:sniff

[wnderwoman]

Let's not go there. :lol

Yes Greg, a little discretion please. :lol

[DMBgirl87]

I don;t wake up for anything when I am asleep. I am a very heavy sleeper, I can handle loud snoring no problem.

The only thing that interrupts my sleep is if it gets too hot.

Me too. I need a freezing cold bed. It got hot in my bed. Tricia said it was because I had the curtains closed.

[TempHelpNeeded]

You're all more than welcome to sleep in here tonight. :D

[2steppinKJ]

Greg, if you were an eskimo, you'd have no corner in which to invite us. Consider yourself fortunate.

[DMBgirl87]

You're all more than welcome to sleep in here tonight. :D

:lol I will be in this thread until I get off ANTS. I have to babysit tonight, so I will only be getting off for baths, storytime, and bedtime.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Greg, if you were an eskimo, you'd have no corner in which to invite us. Consider yourself fortunate.

What makes you so sure I'm not?

I just make thin patches of ice that fall down 9 feet. From there you and I play lambs.

:lol I will be in this thread until I get off ANTS. I have to babysit tonight, so I will only be getting off for baths, storytime, and bedtime.

BOO-Yaki-Shaw!

[smudge1]

:lol I will be in this thread until I get off ANTS. I have to babysit tonight, so I will only be getting off for baths, storytime, and bedtime.
great. I'm ready for my bath..then maybe storytime.

[groton]

ugh no.

I'm preaty sure I left Voice mail's that just said Love love love you love love love you.
from Thursday night at the overlook :)

[DMBgirl87]

Alright I'll be back in a bit. I have to pack up my laptop and head across the street :lol

[wnderwoman]

great. I'm ready for my bath..then maybe storytime.

:lol:lol

[2steppinKJ]

What makes you so sure I'm not?

I just make thin patches of ice that fall down 9 feet. From there you and I play lambs.


Baaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[DMBgirl87]

great. I'm ready for my bath..then maybe storytime.

Will totally give you both.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Jenn, those videos are taking me back. I want to cry again. This was just all too damn beautiful.

[dmbigeyedphish]

We suck. I need to get laid.

[TempHelpNeeded]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaa.



now say, "it puts the lotion on it's skin."

[DMBgirl87]

I'm preaty sure I left Voice mail's that just said Love love love you love love love you.
from Thursday night at the overlook :)

:lol :lol I used punctuations.

[TempHelpNeeded]

We suck. I need to get laid.


Well, if we use that sucking into the whole getting laid aspect of things, you'd be getting a blow job. That's at least oral sex.

[groton]

:lol :lol I used punctuations.

ah yes you did :) :lol:lol

[dmbigeyedphish]

Well, if we use that sucking into the whole getting laid aspect of things, you'd be getting a blow job. That's at least oral sex.

Hunh. Never thought of it like that.

[TempHelpNeeded]

You were a drunk fool from up to the gas station in Ellington, WA (spelling) until the morning of Night One, Greg. :lol


That's what made it fun. Except for when you yelled "fucking Gorge" in my ear. :lol

[smudge1]

Will totally give you both.:eek

[groton]

You were a drunk fool from up to the gas station in Ellington, WA (spelling) until the morning of Night One, Greg. :lol


That's what made it fun. Except for when you yelled "fucking Gorge" in my ear. :lol

yah too bad I don't remeber anything on Thursday after I had the Alaskan Amber Ale

and Me being Loud is how Duane knew i was drunk :)

[TempHelpNeeded]

yah too bad I don't remeber anything on Thursday after I had the Alaskan Amber Ale

and Me being Loud is how Duane knew i was drunk :)



or high? ;)


edit - that was the sleep texting.

[smudge1]

You were a drunk fool from up to the gas station in Ellington, WA (spelling) until the morning of Night One, Greg. :lol


That's what made it fun. Except for when you yelled "fucking Gorge" in my ear. :lolat least it wasn't "Fuckin' Dave".http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p204/philbycat/DSC00078.jpg

[TempHelpNeeded]

Alright, GregDog must leave for some time.


Please leave a query and I will respond to it promptly in the order I have received it. Thanks. :)

[groton]

or high? ;)


edit - that was the sleep texting.

oh yah the sleep texting took me two hour's or so but I did Finish that :)

Julia loved it I dont think i texted anyone else that time also

[DMBgirl87]

Jenn, those videos are taking me back. I want to cry again. This was just all too damn beautiful.

I just uploaded a ton of them.

[mistri]

yah too bad I don't remeber anything on Thursday after I had the Alaskan Amber Ale

and Me being Loud is how Duane knew i was drunk :)

and I say "too bad I do remember everything you did Thursday" :lol It was not a good memory!

edit: and I don't believe yelling is what gave away that you were drunk!

[groton]

and I say "too bad I do remember everything you did Thursday" :lol It was not a good memory!

edit: and I don't believe yelling is what gave away that you were drunk!

But beside the pukeing i was okay right?

[smudge1]

and I say "too bad I do remember everything you did Thursday" :lol It was not a good memory!

edit: and I don't believe yelling is what gave away that you were drunk!:eek time to face the music.

[mistri]

But beside the pukeing i was okay right?

well.... okay is a relative term. Falling down drunk, passing out, drunk dialing, drunk texting, it was all pretty funny! I was just saying, you didn't need to define the yelling as giving away that you were drunk:lol

[DMBgirl87]

:lol :lol :lol

[groton]

well.... okay is a relative term. Falling down drunk, passing out, drunk dialing, drunk texting, it was all pretty funny! I was just saying, you didn't need to define the yelling as giving away that you were drunk:lol
I guess i was preaty bad with the Drunk Dialing and Drunk Texting
Could you guys Hear who i was talking too?

[hylidaea]

I guess i was preaty bad with the Drunk Dialing and Drunk Texting
Could you guys Hear who i was talking too?
Yes. What I want to know is how did you get Katie Couric's number?

[smudge1]

Yes. What I want to know is how did you get Katie Couric's number?Shut up bitch.:lol

[il bacio dolce]

Greg, you're not mean are ya?

[groton]

Yes. What I want to know is how did you get Katie Couric's number?

I don't think I dialed her
I Know I called Two Real Sweet Girls who both should of been at the Gorge one at Vantage and the other at Wildhorse

[groton]

Greg, you're not mean are ya?

me Mean never
if you mean GregDog Hell No he is as sweet as a Pussy Cat

[hylidaea]

Shut up bitch.:lol
You shut up, girly man. :middlefinger

[smudge1]

You shut up, girly man. :middlefinger:lol :lol :lol

[il bacio dolce]

me Mean never
if you mean GregDog Hell No he is as sweet as a Pussy Cat

No I meant TempHelpNeeded

[groton]

No I meant TempHelpNeeded

yes He is Nice

[smudge1]

No I meant TempHelpNeededHe's meaner than one of Michael Vicks pit-bulls.

[TempHelpNeeded]

But beside the pukeing i was okay right?

You could say that. :lol

Yes. What I want to know is how did you get Katie Couric's number?

Matt Lauer still owed me a couple of favors so I hooked Greg up.

Greg, you're not mean are ya?


Lord no.

I would never do anything mean to anyone. Everyone gets a chance with me. And even if someone does get to me, I still won't demean them. I still love them and have faith in them.

[TempHelpNeeded]

He's meaner than one of Michael Vicks pit-bulls.


Didn't stop him from trying to drown me.

[maya]

oh no!!

[TempHelpNeeded]

oh no!!


oh yes!!

[maya]

Oh No!!!!

[maya]

that was supposed to be capitalised....lamer!

[il bacio dolce]

What I think of when I see Maya's posts:
http://www.tartingitup.com/photos/uncategorized/magnolia_cupcake.jpg

[hylidaea]

You could say that. :lol



Matt Lauer still owed me a couple of favors so I hooked Greg up.




Lord no.

I would never do anything mean to anyone. Everyone gets a chance with me. And even if someone does get to me, I still won't demean them. I still love them and have faith in them.
Unless they hurt someone he cares about. Then he'll fuck somebody up. :violent

[TempHelpNeeded]

Oh No!!!!

that was supposed to be capitalised....lamer!

Cause you're a lamer? :p

What I think of when I see Maya's posts:
http://www.tartingitup.com/photos/uncategorized/magnolia_cupcake.jpg



CUPCAKE BUTT!!!!


(now that's capitalized Megan)

[maya]

What I think of when I see Maya's posts:
http://www.tartingitup.com/photos/uncategorized/magnolia_cupcake.jpg

lol thats me... i'm sprinkletastic!

[TempHelpNeeded]

Unless they hurt someone he cares about. Then he'll fuck somebody up. :violent



This is true. My attachment to family and friends is to the blood and root. I take bullets for people when bullets are in flight.

[groton]

What I think of when I see Maya's posts:
http://www.tartingitup.com/photos/uncategorized/magnolia_cupcake.jpg

thats becuse she is a Cupcake :)

[maya]

Cause you're a lamer? :p

CUPCAKE BUTT!!!!


(now that's capitalized Megan)

Now you are picking on me too.... I'm not familiar with this latest trend.....

i'll capitalise you if you're not careful Mr. Gregdog!

[il bacio dolce]

Now I want cupcakes. I'm going to have to go to the grocery store for the third time today.

[groton]

Unless they hurt someone he cares about. Then he'll fuck somebody up. :violent
but do you blame him I'm the same way

[maya]

thats becuse she is a Cupcake :)

and you are a doll! :smooch

[TempHelpNeeded]

Now you are picking on me too.... I'm not familiar with this latest trend.....

i'll capitalise you if you're not careful Mr. Gregdog!

Bring on the capitalization! I got my friends the "Numbers Gang" on my side.

Now I want cupcakes. I'm going to have to go to the grocery store for the third time today.


You ain't never had my cupcake. ;)

[maya]

Now I want cupcakes. I'm going to have to go to the grocery store for the third time today.

:lol you just want to nibble on me....

[groton]

and you are a doll! :smooch

thanks Megan :hug

[il bacio dolce]

:lol you just want to nibble on me....

I have a sweet tooth :o

[hylidaea]

but do you blame him I'm the same way
I tell you what... I would feel very, very safe anywhere if the two Gregs were with me. Or just one Greg, for that matter.

[maya]

I have a sweet tooth :o

and i am terribly delicious!!

[DMBgirl87]

ughhhhhh I hate babysitting...It needs to be bedtime already :lol

[TempHelpNeeded]

ughhhhhh I hate babysitting...It needs to be bedtime already :lol


Have you considered forwarding the clocks whilst the kids are playing to make it appear late?

[maya]

I tell you what... I would feel very, very safe anywhere if the two Gregs were with me. Or just one Greg, for that matter.

and short.... i'd feel safe and short...and slightly molested

[groton]

I tell you what... I would feel very, very safe anywhere if the two Gregs were with me. Or just one Greg, for that matter.

thank you and thank you from gregdog also

[il bacio dolce]

ughhhhhh I hate babysitting...It needs to be bedtime already :lol

Don't worry, it's easier when it's your own kids
*tries to stifle laughter*

[groton]

and short.... i'd feel safe and short...and slightly molested


lmao
you did not hear the story of when Kimmy was riding Bitch betwean me and Greg

[maya]

lmao
you did not hear the story of when Kimmy was riding Bitch betwean me and Greg

no tell! tell!

[hylidaea]

and short.... i'd feel safe and short...and slightly molested
Hopefully. :hump

[TempHelpNeeded]

and short.... i'd feel safe and short...and slightly molested


my bad.

[maya]

Hopefully. :hump

its the plan

my bad.

oh its never bad!!

[groton]

no tell! tell!

lmao Greg I need your help you were sober Wed
I was not

[TempHelpNeeded]

its the plan



oh its never bad!!


my good then. goody goody good!


wow...now i sound awfuly scary.

[TempHelpNeeded]

lmao Greg I need your help you were sober Wed
I was not



I don't think it was Wednesday they are talking about. It was Thursday when people were pool-side. In your drunkness you decided to help Kimmy get out of the pool. Your method was too pull up from and with the boobs. :lol


Now I did not see this, but I did hear about it. Wednesday you may have molested her, but who wasn't in that car ride? I remember licking Patron off of skin.

[maya]

I don't think it was Wednesday they are talking about. It was Thursday when people were pool-side. In your drunkness you decided to help Kimmy get out of the pool. Your method was too pull up from and with the boobs. :lol


Now I did not see this, but I did hear about it. Wednesday you may have molested her, but who wasn't in that car ride? I remember licking Patron off of skin.

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah oooh my

[groton]

I don't think it was Wednesday they are talking about. It was Thursday when people were pool-side. In your drunkness you decided to help Kimmy get out of the pool. Your method was too pull up from and with the boobs. :lol


Now I did not see this, but I did hear about it. Wednesday you may have molested her, but who wasn't in that car ride? I remember licking Patron off of skin.

WHAT? :lol:lol:lol:lol
i was thinking wed she she was half on my lap and half on your lap

[maya]

WHAT? :lol:lol:lol:lol
i was thinking wed she she was half on my lap and half on your lap

:lol sure sure!!

[TempHelpNeeded]

I was sleepless in Seattle.

[maya]

I was sleepless in Seattle.

OH NO you were Tom Hanks??

[smudge1]

I don't think it was Wednesday they are talking about. It was Thursday when people were pool-side. In your drunkness you decided to help Kimmy get out of the pool. Your method was too pull up from and with the boobs. :lol


Now I did not see this, but I did hear about it. Wednesday you may have molested her, but who wasn't in that car ride? I remember licking Patron off of skin.someone try to pull me outta a pool by my titties....I'm kicking some ass...poolside.

[TempHelpNeeded]

OH NO you were Tom Hanks??

No, Meg Ryan. :lorraine

someone try to pull me outta a pool by my titties....I'm kicking some ass...poolside.


You know you'd like it. Give a little twist.

[hylidaea]

someone try to pull me outta a pool by my titties....I'm kicking some ass...poolside.
I said I was sorry!! :mad

[maya]

No, Meg Ryan. :lorraine

You know you'd like it. Give a little twist.

I'm pretty sure Meg Ryan is just Tom Hanks with a wig....

[mistri]

I don't think it was Wednesday they are talking about. It was Thursday when people were pool-side. In your drunkness you decided to help Kimmy get out of the pool. Your method was too pull up from and with the boobs. :lol

Dude, you totally gave kimmy the reach around!!

[maya]

I said I was sorry!! :mad

Yeah Janet didn't mean it!!!

[hylidaea]

Yeah Janet didn't mean it!!!
Well, actually... I did. hehehe


But I said I was sorry!

[groton]

Dude, you totally gave kimmy the reach around!!
damm I should of played it smoother i think lol

[TempHelpNeeded]

Dude, you totally gave kimmy the reach around!!


NOT ME!


:lol


This GregDog was not involved in any reach arounds. I did clamp some neon rings to my nipples after night three, but that was about it.

[maya]

Well, actually... I did. hehehe


But I said I was sorry!

:evil shh don't tell him that........

Yeah she said she was sorry :angel

[hylidaea]

damm I should of played it smoother i think lol
Something you should probably work on... ;)

[maya]

NOT ME!


:lol


This GregDog was not involved in any reach arounds. I did clamp some neon rings to my nipples after night three, but that was about it.

now there are just too many stories i haven't been privvy to yet... come on... share!!! stay!! PLAY!!!

[maya]

Something you should probably work on... ;)

i find the boob honk is never a classy move.... even when said boob honker is luke and he makes the honk sound as he does it!

[mistri]

NOT ME!


:lol


This GregDog was not involved in any reach arounds. I did clamp some neon rings to my nipples after night three, but that was about it.


oops sorry, I quoted the wrong post! Sorry Greg!!! I wouldn't accuse you of such a thing :evil You would have done it on purpose, not by accident!

[groton]

Something you should probably work on... ;)

well seven shots of Patron
Plus That was probaly after the two Capt and cokes I rember having and the Alaskan Ale.

so I was trashed by then

[maya]

oops sorry, I quoted the wrong post! Sorry Greg!!! I wouldn't accuse you of such a thing :evil You would have done it on purpose, not by accident!

:lol

well seven shots of Patron
Plus That was probaly after the two Capt and cokes I rember having and the Alaskan Ale.

so I was trashed by then

oh yeah! blame the copious amounts of liquor you consumed....not your own devious nature ;)

[TempHelpNeeded]

now there are just too many stories i haven't been privvy to yet... come on... share!!! stay!! PLAY!!!


We were playing ring toss with the glow rings after the show on a Captain Morgan's liter bottle of rum. After awhile I unclamped a few and clamped them to my shirt, right around nipple level. Did a little twist and made some faces. Rest is history. :lol

[hylidaea]

i find the boob honk is never a classy move.... even when said boob honker is luke and he makes the honk sound as he does it!
Awfully nice of him to not expect you to do the honk yourself.

[hylidaea]

We were playing ring toss with the glow rings after the show on a Captain Morgan's liter bottle of rum. After awhile I unclamped a few and clamped them to my shirt, right around nipple level. Did a little twist and made some faces. Rest is history. :lol
Pics?

[TempHelpNeeded]

oops sorry, I quoted the wrong post! Sorry Greg!!! I wouldn't accuse you of such a thing :evil You would have done it on purpose, not by accident!


:lol


No worries. I am surprised I made it out of the weekend without any sexual allegations. Though, I almost took advantage of Scott. Damn Australian accent. :lol

[guitarplayer554]

Man I should be on here more often so I don't miss shit like this! haha

[maya]

Awfully nice of him to not expect you to do the honk yourself.

it's certainly better than when he 'doorbells' me

[groton]

:lol



oh yeah! blame the copious amounts of liquor you consumed....not your own devious nature ;)

hey i was trying to keep up with a 18year old mexican I forgot i am OLD
i should of only had like four shots in the car then i would of been good :)

[maya]

:lol


No worries. I am surprised I made it out of the weekend without any sexual allegations. Though, I almost took advantage of Scott. Damn Australian accent. :lol

and the spangly glasses he was wearing in some of Jenn's photos... i can understand.

How was Scotty? Did you treat him well?

[XoNMaN]

Awfully nice of him to not expect you to do the honk yourself.
Mine aren't THAT big thank you Janet :lol

[hylidaea]

it's certainly better than when he 'doorbells' me
:lorraine

[maya]

hey i was trying to keep up with a 18year old mexican I forgot i am OLD
i should of only had like four shots in the car then i would of been good :)

boys, boys, boys.... don't keep up with others!!!

[groton]

and the spangly glasses he was wearing in some of Jenn's photos... i can understand.

How was Scotty? Did you treat him well?

he was great

[maya]

:lorraine

:lol he runs away before i have a chance to answer the door!

[groton]

boys, boys, boys.... don't keep up with others!!!
thats the thing that little kid probaly could of out drank everyone that was there i think

[hylidaea]

Mine aren't THAT big thank you Janet :lol
Dude, all I heard was "hubcaps." Just sayin.

[maya]

thats the thing that little kid probaly could of out drank everyone that was there i think

it's cause the livers are all squishy and new

[XoNMaN]

it's certainly better than when he 'doorbells' me
Doorbell!! :D:lol

[XoNMaN]

Dude, all I heard was "hubcaps." Just sayin.

:lorraine:shrug:lorraine

[maya]

Doorbell!! :D:lol

to all who wish to know... luke just doorbelled me then.... i shouldn't put up with this crap!!

[guitarplayer554]

Hi Megan, Janet and Luke!

[TempHelpNeeded]

and the spangly glasses he was wearing in some of Jenn's photos... i can understand.

How was Scotty? Did you treat him well?


Treated him like a King. I couldn't get enough of the guy. He was so fun to talk to. We went from politics to simple things like how and when we swear. The guy was a fuckin' blast. We've already talked about staying in touch.

I hope he enjoys the rest of his US stay.

[hylidaea]

:lol he runs away before i have a chance to answer the door!
:lol :lol :lol His loss!

boys, boys, boys.... don't keep up with others!!!
It's always gotta be a competition with the hairier sex, doesn't it? Who can drink the most, let the biggest fart, drop the stinkiest poo, drag the most girls out of the pool by their lulus...

[maya]

Hi Megan, Janet and Luke!

Hey Chris!!

Treated him like a King. I couldn't get enough of the guy. He was so fun to talk to. We went from politics to simple things like how and when we swear. The guy was a fuckin' blast. We've already talked about staying in touch.

I hope he enjoys the rest of his US stay.

Hahha i'm sure he will. Vegas and stuff!!!!

I'm glad he was hysterical! We should get him together for Aussie Invasion 08!!!

[XoNMaN]

Treated him like a King. I couldn't get enough of the guy. He was so fun to talk to. We went from politics to simple things like how and when we swear. The guy was a fuckin' blast. We've already talked about staying in touch.

I hope he enjoys the rest of his US stay.
It's cause he's Australian, and we truely are the awsomestes! Real good at spelling and grammer and shit too!

[groton]

it's cause the livers are all squishy and new.

thats defently it Since Wed I kept up with the people my age :)

[maya]

:lol :lol :lol His loss!


It's always gotta be a competition with the hairier sex, doesn't it? Who can drink the most, let the biggest fart, drop the stinkiest poo, drag the most girls out of the pool by their lulus...

it's a disgrace..... :lol

[XoNMaN]

Hi Megan, Janet and Luke!
Hellooooo

[guitarplayer554]

Hey Chris!!
Hi sweetheart! How are you? I just found out I'm going to Vegas next week for my bday! I can't wait! I get to stay in a mansion on a fucking beach! No better way to spend a day than a day on the beach!

[hylidaea]

Hi Megan, Janet and Luke!
hey, Chris :hug Hi and bye, actually. I gotta go for a while - knee is killing me.

See y'all later :hug :hug

[XoNMaN]

:lol :lol :lol His loss!


It's always gotta be a competition with the hairier sex, doesn't it? Who can drink the most, let the biggest fart, drop the stinkiest poo, drag the most girls out of the pool by their lulus...
Who can have the hairiest bum...

[XoNMaN]

hey, Chris :hug Hi and bye, actually. I gotta go for a while - knee is killing me.

See y'all later :hug :hug
You know you're supposed to type with your fingers, right?

[maya]

Hi sweetheart! How are you? I just found out I'm going to Vegas next week for my bday! I can't wait! I get to stay in a mansion on a fucking beach! No better way to spend a day than a day on the beach!

sounds like a lovely birthday

hey, Chris :hug Hi and bye, actually. I gotta go for a while - knee is killing me.

See y'all later :hug :hug

bye janet... i'll be dreaming of your lulus in your absence!!! :hug

[guitarplayer554]

Hellooooo
g'day mate! haha

[maya]

Who can have the hairiest bum...

my bro totally wins that one.... i saw it yesterday when he was showing me his tan

[guitarplayer554]

hey, Chris :hug Hi and bye, actually. I gotta go for a while - knee is killing me.

See y'all later :hug :hug

You always seem to be leaving when I get on! haha

[TempHelpNeeded]

Hahha i'm sure he will. Vegas and stuff!!!!

I'm glad he was hysterical! We should get him together for Aussie Invasion 08!!!

Totally down for that!

It's cause he's Australian, and we truely are the awsomestes! Real good at spelling and grammer and shit too!

:lol

Yeah, you guys are. LUKE! I have not properly introduced myself. I am Greg, and I molest people. I suggest buying a butt plug. :)

[guitarplayer554]

Hey greg! What chaotic shit have you been starting while I've been gone?

[hylidaea]

You always seem to be leaving when I get on! haha
Coincidence, my friend. :hug :hug :hug

[maya]

Totally down for that!



:lol

Yeah, you guys are. LUKE! I have not properly introduced myself. I am Greg, and I molest people. I suggest buying a butt plug. :)

seriously we do need an aussie invasion...... it'll be fucking tits!!

[XoNMaN]

Totally down for that!



:lol

Yeah, you guys are. LUKE! I have not properly introduced myself. I am Greg, and I molest people. I suggest buying a butt plug. :)
Oh uhh yes. Because I don't already have one :looksshifty

And its not orange. :ugh

[guitarplayer554]

Coincidence, my friend. :hug :hug :hug
I can understand leaving when I get off because most girls seem to do that after i get off. :lorraine

[XoNMaN]

g'day mate! haha
'ows it goin' mate?

my bro totally wins that one.... i saw it yesterday when he was showing me his tan
Hah! That he does... That he does.

[maya]

Oh uhh yes. Because I don't already have one :looksshifty

And its not orange. :ugh

His name is Sir Reginald Molesworth Bunting the 11th!

[TempHelpNeeded]

Hey greg! What chaotic shit have you been starting while I've been gone?

I don't even know man, don't even know. :eek

seriously we do need an aussie invasion...... it'll be fucking tits!!

Let's start to plan it!

Oh uhh yes. Because I don't already have one :looksshifty

And its not orange. :ugh


ME TOO!!!


EDIT - I mean, no.

[maya]

I can understand leaving when I get off because most girls seem to do that after i get off. :lorraine

oooooohhhhhh Chris :hug

[guitarplayer554]

'ows it goin' mate?
Oi! It's been greeeat! Me's going to a fucked up (I don't know aussie version of fucked up) world in La for me bday next half fortnight.

[maya]

Let's start to plan it!

Gotta get K-dawg into it... no matter what he says!

[XoNMaN]

Oi! It's been greeeat! Me's going to a fucked up (I don't know aussie version of fucked up) world in La for me bday next half fortnight.
:lol appreciate the effort :lol
You American's don't say Oi?

[groton]

yes we need All the Aussies that post in the Bored thread :)

[XoNMaN]

Gotta get K-dawg into it... no matter what he says!
Why wouldn't he be up for it?

[maya]

:lol appreciate the effort :lol
You American's don't say Oi?

Luke, you don't say oi!

[guitarplayer554]

I don't even know man, don't even know. :eek
You're suppose to talk to me first about putting shit up like this! Remeber what happen last time you posted a thread? The whole site crashed and women and children were killed! WTF!

oooooohhhhhh Chris :hug
I know I live such a lonely life! :lorraine Can I have a hug?

:burysfaceinmeganscleavege

[maya]

Why wouldn't he be up for it?

He said he's saving up money or something....

[guitarplayer554]

:lol appreciate the effort :lol
You American's don't say Oi?
I do every now and then just to mix hings up. haha The bass player from Flogging Molly got me on that. I hung with him and he would say that all the time. haha

[TempHelpNeeded]

You're suppose to talk to me first about putting shit up like this! Remeber what happen last time you posted a thread? The whole site crashed and women and children were killed! WTF!




I know. I was trigger happy and felt a few more innocent human beings could be spared. They cried like babies!!! :evil

[maya]

:extractschris'sfacefrommyclevagebeforelukerunsath imwithameathook

[XoNMaN]

He said he's saving up money or something....
He does know he lives in Australia, right? He doesn't even need to go anywhere!

[guitarplayer554]

I know. I was trigger happy and felt a few more innocent human beings could be spared. They cried like babies!!! :evil
You sick sick fuck! You raped them didn't you?!?! This isn't vietnam! We can't do that shit anymore!

[maya]

He does know he lives in Australia, right? He doesn't even need to go anywhere!

No... like a trip over to america stupid!

[XoNMaN]

I do every now and then just to mix hings up. haha The bass player from Flogging Molly got me on that. I hung with him and he would say that all the time. haha
I heard them live once. My ears doth protest. Eth.

[XoNMaN]

No... like a trip over to america stupid!
Oh. When you say Aussie invasion I think of aussie being invaded. How is ol' aussies bum these days anyway?

And yeah, I'm sure in about 4 years we could afford it :(

[guitarplayer554]

:extractschris'sfacefrommyclevagebeforelukerunsath imwithameathook
:LukeisjustjelousofhowcoolChrisisandturnsthehookon himself!

[maya]

Oh. When you say Aussie invasion I think of aussie being invaded. How is ol' aussies bum these days anyway?

And yeah, I'm sure in about 4 years we could afford it :(

but... but... i wanna go next year! NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!

[guitarplayer554]

I heard them live once. My ears doth protest. Eth.
You need to see them live! They're really cool people and they put on one hell of a show.

[TempHelpNeeded]

You sick sick fuck! You raped them didn't you?!?! This isn't vietnam! We can't do that shit anymore!



:lorraine


I need to get out of here!!! You ever smell napalm in the morning? It's beautiful. And it's every damn day!!

[XoNMaN]

:LukeisjustjelousofhowcoolChrisisandturnsthehookon himself!
Mmmm tasty meety hook...

[XoNMaN]

You need to see them live! They're really cool people and they put on one hell of a show.
Nooo see I DID see them live and my ears did bleed. I don't mind their albums though (not that I own or listen to any).

[saygdbye4134]

i have had a crush on Greg for some time now.

but due to the restraining order, there's nothing I can do about it.

[XoNMaN]

Megan won't let me touch her boobies :( Everyone convince Megan to let me touch her boobies!

[XoNMaN]

i have had a crush on Greg for some time now.

but due to the restraining order, there's nothing I can do about it.

That you in your avatar there?

Looks promising Greg, go for it :thumbsup

[maya]

:lol no! touch your own boobies.... you doorbelled me! boobie rights revoked!!!

[guitarplayer554]

:lorraine


I need to get out of here!!! You ever smell napalm in the morning? It's beautiful. And it's every damn day!!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
Nooo see I DID see them live and my ears did bleed. I don't mind their albums though (not that I own or listen to any).
Oh well...idk! I love those guys and they fucking rock!

[maya]

That you in your avatar there?

Looks promising Greg, go for it :thumbsup

Forgive him... his Australian, he knows no better!

[guitarplayer554]

Megan won't let me touch her boobies :( Everyone convince Megan to let me touch her boobies!
hold on let me finish drying my tears up on them first! :lol

[XoNMaN]

Forgive him... his Australian, he knows no better!
Nice lack of sense of humor there champ.

[maya]

no.... he isn't allowed access! he was bad and doorbelled me!

[groton]

That you in your avatar there?

Looks promising Greg, go for it :thumbsup:lol:lol thats a guy i think?