Things you'll never hear uttered in sports...

[bigeyefish22]

This can be a fun game to play (this was the Common Man, Dan Cole's idea)

- And the Philadelphia (fill in the blanks) have won the Championship!

- Hall of Famer Chad Johnson!

- The WNFL...

[UNC41]

The Common Man is the shit. Love his show.

[bullox005]

Lou Holtz dead today...

although i would love to hear that tomorrow...the old bag is going to live to be 400.

[thebestauntie]

- The Bills have won the Superbowl!
- The Vikings have won the Superbowl!

[neumdogg]

And the 2008 NBA MVP is........ (drum roll).....


KWAME BROWN!

[UNC41]

Bill Belichick crowned Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year

[thebestauntie]

Kobe Bryant named Sportsman of the Year by N.O.W. (National Organization of Women)

[bigeyefish22]

The Common Man is the shit. Love his show.

Have you been listening yesterday or today? He's been doing this just about the whole time. Hilarious coming from Common.

http://www.kfan.com

Go there to hear this until 3pm et. If anyone does check this out you will probably hate it; everyone hates Common at first. I'd be shocked if anyone enjoys this.

Things you'll never hear:

- "Hey Common, nice double-bogey, wanna head over to #2?"

- "I... " - Rickey Henderson

- "We..." - a Cincinnati Bengal

- "Me..." - Rickey Henderson

- This year's executive of the year: Kevin McHale!!! (unless he wins the award FOR the Boston Celtics AS the GM of the Timberwolves)

[DmBand801]

- The tampa bay devil rays have clinched a playoff spot

no, wait...

- the tampa bay devil rays have clinched a winning season

- the new york islanders win the stanley cup

[smeritt]

- The MLS playoffs have surpassed the Super Bowl in TV rankings!!!!!

[bigeyefish22]

- Thank you for that polite moment of silence, Philadelphia.

- Wow, how humble of you, Boston sports fan.

- Wow, how pragmatic of you, Boston sports fan.

- Wow, how self-depricating of you, Boston sports fan.

- What great team spirit, Minnesota Gopher Football fan!

- "I'm a Minnesota Gopher Football fan!"

[dancingnancy415]

Lou Holtz dead today...

although i would love to hear that tomorrow...the old bag is going to live to be 400.
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

[vinyljunkie]

give it up for the new host of CBS evening News......Stephen A. Smith

[aeroshady]

And the Tampa Bay Devil Rays are going to the World Series...oh what a year for Florida with the Panthers winning the Stanley Cup and the Dolphins winning the Superbowl...

[TheMakerDMB17]

Cincinnati Reds World Series Champs!

:(

[ProudestAnt]

- The Bills have won the Superbowl!
Hey...HEY! Lay off.

"David Ortiz has just stole home!"
"Manny Ramirez, the classiest player in sports..."

And one for my fellow Bills fans, something we'll hopefully never hear again:
"JP Losman takes the snap, drops back to pass..."

[thebestauntie]

Hey...HEY! Lay off.
Someone was going to do it, better it come from a fellow fan who sat through all four grueling Superbowls!! :lol

- Hey, why can't well all get along like the Red Sox/Yankee fans do?

[vinyljunkie]

MLB proudly presents the newest merger in baseball, the pinstriped sox

[Nick@Night]

The Yankees payroll is under 100 million dollars.

[tankdan]

"Tonight, the Red Sox will play their last game ever at Fenway Park."

Dan

[cryfreedom4136]

- The tampa bay devil rays have clinched a playoff spot

no, wait...

- the tampa bay devil rays have clinched a winning season

- the new york islanders win the stanley cup

Ummm it already happened like 4 times.... in a row

My submission:

"And the winner of the Lady Byng is ..... Sean Avery"

[smeritt]

" And the Chicago Cubs are World Series Champions".......

[boarderx5423]

Brett Favre has announced his retirement...

[DmBand801]

Ummm it already happened like 4 times.... in a row

My submission:

"And the winner of the Lady Byng is ..... Sean Avery"

i know they won already...never going to happen again with garth snow as GM

[BotheDMBFan]

" And the Chicago Cubs are World Series Champions".......

It's happening next year.

[BotheDMBFan]

"And soft rock band Fantomas is going to sing the National Anthem for this Devil Rays and the San Fransico Giants World Series of 2008"

[watchtower86]

This can be a fun game to play (this was the Common Man, Dan Cole's idea)

- And the Philadelphia (fill in the blanks) have won the Championship!

- Hall of Famer Chad Johnson!

- The WNFL...
I hate you for that first one. It's so fucking true.

[crashintome202]

The Yankees payroll is under 100 million dollars.
umm if YES leaves the yankees and big stein passes the payroll will hit the floor.

[DmBand801]

It's happening next year.

never gets old with cubs fans

[BotheDMBFan]

never gets old with cubs fans

Yeah, we figure if we keep saying it, it will actually happen.

[cruscott35]

umm if YES leaves the yankees and big stein passes the payroll will hit the floor.


You're right, if by floor you mean 200 million.

[yankees26mlb]

the orioles have just scored 30 runs....

oh wait it did happen

[GinaNMU]

" And the Chicago Cubs are World Series Champions".......

It's happening next year.

Yeah, we figure if we keep saying it, it will actually happen.

:lol So true, all of it.


:multi Cubs :multi

[tankdan]

the orioles have just scored 30 runs....

oh wait it did happen

"Peter Angelos has decided to take a less-active role in the daily management of the Baltimore Orioles...."

Dan

[bigeyefish22]

- And Rick Ankiel makes a perfect throw to home plate!

- Carl Pavano is healthy and cleared to play.

- Sidney Crosby really took that hit like a man!

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

" It's a high deep ball .... going back.... back .....annnnnnnnd IT'S A JUB JUB !!!!!!!! "

[bigeyefish22]

" It's a high deep ball .... going back.... back .....annnnnnnnd IT'S A JUB JUB !!!!!!!! "

I have no idea what that means

[mr. testaverde]

tim mccarver: *something smart*

[thom hudson]

Roger Clemens has officially retired.

[jen1jeff]

This can be a fun game to play (this was the Common Man, Dan Cole's idea)

- And the Philadelphia (fill in the blanks) have won the Championship!

- Hall of Famer Chad Johnson!

- The WNFL...


Chad Johnson will be a hall of famer. I don't understand why you think that won't happen.

[bigeyefish22]

Chad Johnson will be a hall of famer. I don't understand why you think that won't happen.

I think he wont be, you think he will be. I guess we'll see about that.

- Chad Johnson really took one for the team right there!

- Wow, that Cincinnati defense is playing really tough football!

- It's easy to stay out of trouble off the field here because there's so much to do. - Cincinnati Bengal Player

[UNHDMBfan]

"You can just see how much these Giant players love playing for Tom Coughlin"

[bigeyefish22]

- And the University of New Hampshire has won their first hockey National Championship in school history!

sorry.

[UNC41]

"You can just see how much these Giant players love playing for Tom Coughlin"

The Giants missing Tiki's presence in the locker room is more true.

[EMcG]

Roger Clemens has officially retired.

i love that dropped call commercial with him

[thom hudson]

i love that dropped call commercial with him
:lol yeah - if he didnt have such shitty cell service, he probably would have listened to his wife and not come back to the yanks this year and sucked. :shrug

[dmbigeyedphish]

"I pretty much just ate healthy, did a lot of working out, and practiced really hard to beat that record." -Barry Bonds

[bigeyefish22]

- Hockey East brings the National Title back to the East coast!

[thom hudson]

"the Mets are really the classiest bunch of players in baseball"

"Those Kansas City Royals are unstoppable"

[bigeyefish22]

The Common man is on fire today.

(this isnt something you'll never hear - this is actually happening)

[SoMuchToSay_07]

T.O: I think we played a great game out there, it was a great team effort. Seriously, I couldn't have done it without the 11 other guys on the field.

[UNC41]

Michelle Wie admitting she has no business playing on the PGA Tour.

[bohamilton]

"Bob Wickman checks the toe of his cleat..."

"The NBA is brimming with positive male role models."

"Gagne is lights-out again."

"Move over Rick Berry, here comes Shaquille O'Neal."

"I told you Grant Hill was the next Michael Jordan."

"Tony Stewart wins Nascar's Sportsman of the Year."

"There isn't a classier guy in poker than Phil Helmuth."

"Yao Ming is unstoppable."

"Any G.M. in the league would love to sign Stephon Marbury."

"Isiah Thomas is a great coach and role model."

"Shawn Kemp is the Father of the Year."

"And Dungy has to be restrained on the sideline."

"John Madden is one of our all-time great orators."

"You'll never meet a guy who is more humble than Muhammad Ali."

"The Dynamic Duo of Wood and Prior dominated this World Series."

"This offensive line is a model of fitness."

"Beer sales have declined over the season here at Wrigley."

"Cedric Benson is clearly a better running back than Thomas Jones."

"The Rockies win the World Series."

[bohamilton]

Forgot one:

"Local hero Steve Bartman is here to throw out the first pitch at Wrigley."

[DMBfan41]

"It's Jeffrey Maier day here in Baltimore"

[thebestauntie]

- Pete Rose's acceptance speech into the Hall of Fame
- Jim Rice's acceptance speech into the Hall of Fame

[thom hudson]

"we at the ASPCA, would like to show our appreciation for a genuine animal lover and great athlete: Mr. Michael Vick"

[jen1jeff]

I think he wont be, you think he will be. I guess we'll see about that.

- Chad Johnson really took one for the team right there!

- Wow, that Cincinnati defense is playing really tough football!

- It's easy to stay out of trouble off the field here because there's so much to do. - Cincinnati Bengal Player


I'll agree with all of these.

[bigeyefish22]

I'll agree with all of these.

I assume you mean you disagree with the assertion made by these statements? Great! Lets kick up that Cincinnati Bungles thread!!!

[Rockhound18]

- Hall of Famer Chad Johnson!

:ugh Are you on crack? :ugh
How will he not be a hall of famer?

[jiggajm18]

sergio garcia genuinely praise tiger woods

[thebestauntie]

- No one from the Cincinnati Bengals was arrested during the off season.

[Giant Jew]

Buffalo wins the Stanley Cup/Super Bowl!


:lorraine

[neumdogg]

And David Ortiz wins America a free Taco!

[thebestauntie]

And David Ortiz wins America a free Taco!
:lol :lol :lol :lol Best one so far!!

- Julio Lugo named MVP of the 2007 World Series

[GavMan33]

"Bob Wickman checks the toe of his cleat..."

"The NBA is brimming with positive male role models."

"Gagne is lights-out again."

"Move over Rick Berry, here comes Shaquille O'Neal."

"I told you Grant Hill was the next Michael Jordan."

"Tony Stewart wins Nascar's Sportsman of the Year."

"There isn't a classier guy in poker than Phil Helmuth."

"Yao Ming is unstoppable."

"Any G.M. in the league would love to sign Stephon Marbury."

"Isiah Thomas is a great coach and role model."

"Shawn Kemp is the Father of the Year."

"And Dungy has to be restrained on the sideline."

"John Madden is one of our all-time great orators."

"You'll never meet a guy who is more humble than Muhammad Ali."

"The Dynamic Duo of Wood and Prior dominated this World Series."

"This offensive line is a model of fitness."

"Beer sales have declined over the season here at Wrigley."

"Cedric Benson is clearly a better running back than Thomas Jones."

"The Rockies win the World Series."

Forgot one:

"Local hero Steve Bartman is here to throw out the first pitch at Wrigley."

- Pete Rose's acceptance speech into the Hall of Fame
- Jim Rice's acceptance speech into the Hall of Fame

:thumbsup Great idea for a thread. And whoever this guy is up there with all those quotes, those are fantastic, good for a few chuckles :lol

And Laurie-Ann, you seem a little bitter about Jim Rice. Any particular reason? :rolleyes

[DMBCubs25]

- The White Sox sure have some classy fans

[DMBCubs25]

- The Bears offense has just been unstoppable
-Grossman looks so confident and comfortable back there

[thebestauntie]

:thumbsup Great idea for a thread. And whoever this guy is up there with all those quotes, those are fantastic, good for a few chuckles :lol

And Laurie-Ann, you seem a little bitter about Jim Rice. Any particular reason? :rolleyes
Yeah, cause he should be in there and he's not and most likely he won't end up there and it makes me a little upset.

- Fox wins Sportscasting of the Year award

[GavMan33]

Yeah, cause he should be in there and he's not and most likely he won't end up there and it makes me a little upset.

- Fox wins Sportscasting of the Year award

I thought that may be the reason. Again, not really old enough to remember too much of him. But I have heard his argument for induction plenty of times.

- First-time caller Curt Schilling on sports-talk radio, here in Boston

[bohamilton]

:thumbsup Great idea for a thread. And whoever this guy is up there with all those quotes, those are fantastic, good for a few chuckles :lol

Thanks!

Just doing my little part to make everybody giggle a bit. I'm going to go visit over the fence with my neighbor for a minute and then come back and try to lay down a couple more.

Here's one to hold you:

"The always daper Bill Belicheck joins us in the studio today."

[VanHorneDog]

-yankees fans stop being assholes for 10 minutes

-red sox fans stop being assholes for 8 minutes

-cubs fans stop being assholes for 4 minutes

-vanhornedog isnt murdered 2 minutes after this post

-i just crapped myself in 0 minutes.

-kobe bryant clames his love for shaq -2 minutes

[bohamilton]

- The Bears offense has just been unstoppable
-Grossman looks so confident and comfortable back there

I love it! I grew up in Lake Station, IN (right next to Gary) and we are all Bears and Cubs fans. Here's a couple:

"There goes Urlacher dogging it again."

"Look at all the empty seats here at Soldier Field."

"Mike Ditka better never show his face in this town."

"Another sellout here at U.S. Cellular Field."

"Ozzie Guillen looks on quietly from the dugout."

"For my money, there is no better park to bring your famiily to than a night game at U.S. Cellular Field."

"In the long run, it was better for the franchise that Jerry Krause disassembled the Bulls in '98."

[bohamilton]

Here are a couple more general submissions:

"Tony Gwynn has been named to the President's Council on Fitness."

"Karl Malone was awarded an honorary Ph.D. from Harvard over the weekend."

"That Pat Summitt sure is easy on the eyes."

"Manny Ramirez needs to lighten up a bit."

"It's amazing the Yankees make so much out of so little."

"This Kansas City jugernaut continues its assault on the league (NFL or MLB, you pick 'em)."

"Hockey is alive and well here in the U.S."

"One of these days Tiger Woods will play up to his potential."

"And the losing streak continues for Roger Federer."

"Ricky Williams recently took time out to talk to school children as part of the D.A.R.E. program."

"I wouldn't be suprised to see Prince Fielder lay down a bunt here."

"And Eckstein charges the mound!"

[VanHorneDog]

Here are a couple more general submissions:

"Tony Gwynn has been named to the President's Council on Fitness."

"Karl Malone was awarded an honorary Ph.D. from Harvard over the weekend."

"That Pat Summitt sure is easy on the eyes."

"Manny Ramirez needs to lighten up a bit."

"It's amazing the Yankees make so much out of so little."

"This Kansas City jugernaut continues its assault on the league (NFL or MLB, you pick 'em)."

"Hockey is alive and well here in the U.S."

"One of these days Tiger Woods will play up to his potential."

"And the losing streak continues for Roger Federer."

"Ricky Williams recently took time out to talk to school children as part of the D.A.R.E. program."

"I wouldn't be suprised to see Prince Fielder lay down a bunt here."

"And Eckstein charges the mound!"

see... all these things could happen... except for the bold, which are good.

as a padre fan i enjoy the Gwynn comment, ive alwasy said fill him up with helium and you go yourself a hall of fame balloon for the macy's parade.

[bohamilton]

see... all these things could happen... except for the bold, which are good.

as a padre fan i enjoy the Gwynn comment, ive alwasy said fill him up with helium and you go yourself a hall of fame balloon for the macy's parade.

He has gotten huge! Did you see him in the booth during the division series? His gut is enormous.

Here's a couple SD attempts (sorry if they are weak):

"The problem with LaDainain Tomlinson is that he is so one-dimensional."

"I think its safe to say Brees was a bust."

"I wish we had David Boston."

"Khalil Greene is too tense tonight."

"This just proves that firing Schotenheimer was the right thing to do."

[BotheDMBFan]

"And Sugar Ray Leonard loses by decision to Tommy Hearns!"

Oh, how much that pisses me off to this day.

[bohamilton]

"Edgerrin James continues to reap the benefits of his trade to Arizona."

"Peyton Manning is a liability at the quarterback postion."

"Why do the Colts continue to throw the ball to Reggie Wayne?"

"The Patriots are in total disarray."

"Carlos Zambrano is a stone-face. You never know what that guy is thinking."

"There's no reason to get in a bidding war for the services of Alex Rodriguez."

"Cameron Indoor Stadium is characteristically quiet tonight."

"You'll won't see a more friendly NFL crowd than the folks here in Oakland."

[Amy1518]

The Iowa State Cyclones are your national champions!

[DMBZeppelin]

- Isiah Thomas is the best thing to ever happen to the New York Knicks.

- John Madden saying anything negative about Brett Favre

- Barry Bonds tested negative for HGH and Steroids

- T.O. finally found enough money to feed his family

- Virginia McCaskey has decided to bring back the Honey Bears (The Chicago Bears Cheerleaders)

- George Steinbrenner is happy with the progress the Yankees made, and hopes their 1st round exit from the playoffs leads to bigger and better things.

- Things haven't been the same since the Devil Rays dynasty ended

- After generations of refusing, the Chicago Blackhawks are lifting their T.V. ban of home games... oh wait that one actually just happened! Thank you God for killing Bill Wirtz.

[UNHDMBfan]

- And the University of New Hampshire has won their first hockey National Championship in school history!

sorry.

Ouch thats cold - but funny.

[thebestauntie]

- Reporter to Mary Schottenheimer "So how does it feel to finally win a Superbowl?"

- The Rogers Centre is backed to the rafters with Blue Jays fans tonight!

[thom hudson]

"John Kruk has some set of balls..."

[ChetUbetcha]

He has gotten huge! Did you see him in the booth during the division series? His gut is enormous.


"I wish we had David Boston."



David Boston :lol

I have a feeling I'll be making jokes about that guy 50 years from now

[Grouty]

Not technically something that will never be uttered in sport because it was actually said, though probably shouldn't have been, but a commentator during a game of cricket clearly didn't think through what he was saying when he said

"The batsman's Holding the bowler's Willy"

Lolz all round

[crashintome202]

You're right, if by floor you mean 200 million.
the payroll is at 180ish right now and thats with the highest paid player and it could drop a ton this offeason. it could very easily be under 120 million in 5 years

[bohamilton]

Hot off the presses!


"Steve Nash needs to get his teammates involved."

"Kobe doesn't shoot enough."

Gary Sheffield: "I was just trying to make contact and put the ball in play."

"The Cincinnati Bengals exude class and character."

"Terrell Owens exemplifies dignity."

"The U.S. men have won the World Cup!"

"Clearly, there is no evidence to support the claim that steroids are commonplace in MLB" (points for use of pun?).

"The Chicago Bears offensive line is putting out a swimsuit calendar to benefit charities."

"Who wouldn't want a guy like Milton Bradley on their team?"

"I don't know why teams continue to waste their money trying to develop these Dominican players."

"There isn't a more beloved owner in the league than George Steinbrenner."

"Bobby Cox rarely gets tossed from a game."

"Time will show that trading Garnett was a genius move by Kevin McHale."

"The fans showered Dale Earnhardt Jr. with boos and empty beer cans following his win on Sunday."

"What's to stop a team like Northwestern from winning the Big Ten?

"Eli clearly got the better football genes from daddy Archie."

"I would let my daughter date any one of these NBA players."

"Ray Lewis seems to lack passion for the game of football."

"John Lynch has a long history of shying away from contact."

"There is no more durable player in the NFL than Fred Taylor."

"Ortiz can't do a thing with a fastball on the inside half."

[hawks10]

"...Grossman, under center...." (not anymore anyway)

"...Ladys & Gents, the Chicago Blackhawks are going to the playoffs..."

"...The Cincinatti Bengals did not have a player arrested this week..."

[thom hudson]

Hot off the presses!


"Steve Nash needs to get his teammates involved."

"Kobe doesn't shoot enough."

Gary Sheffield: "I was just trying to make contact and put the ball in play."

"The Cincinnati Bengals exude class and character."

"Terrell Owens exemplifies dignity."

"The U.S. men have won the World Cup!"

"Clearly, there is no evidence to support the claim that steroids are commonplace in MLB" (points for use of pun?).

"The Chicago Bears offensive line is putting out a swimsuit calendar to benefit charities."

"Who wouldn't want a guy like Milton Bradley on their team?"

"I don't know why teams continue to waste their money trying to develop these Dominican players."

"There isn't a more beloved owner in the league than George Steinbrenner."

"Bobby Cox rarely gets tossed from a game."

"Time will show that trading Garnett was a genius move by Kevin McHale."

"The fans showered Dale Earnhardt Jr. with boos and empty beer cans following his win on Sunday."

"What's to stop a team like Northwestern from winning the Big Ten?

"Eli clearly got the better football genes from daddy Archie."

"I would let my daughter date any one of these NBA players."

"Ray Lewis seems to lack passion for the game of football."

"John Lynch has a long history of shying away from contact."

"There is no more durable player in the NFL than Fred Taylor."

"Ortiz can't do a thing with a fastball on the inside half."
:lol very nice

[BotheDMBFan]

"Edgerrin James continues to reap the benefits of his trade to Arizona."


Uhh, isn't Edge like, kicking ass in AZ right now?

[BotheDMBFan]

"Kobe doesn't shoot enough."

This was a huge criticism of him for the first part of last year.

[SmoothD41]

Uhh, isn't Edge like, kicking ass in AZ right now?

uhh, isn't his team going absolutely nowhere?

[BotheDMBFan]

uhh, isn't his team going absolutely nowhere?

2nd place in their division...

[SmoothD41]

2nd place in their division...

arguably the worst division in football

[BotheDMBFan]

arguably the worst division in football

It's still somewhere.

[bohamilton]

Uhh, isn't Edge like, kicking ass in AZ right now?

I don't recall hearing any of the guys on NFL PrimeTime saying, "Look out for the Arizona Cardinals." In fact, all they do say about the Cards is that Leinart is hurt and so is old ass Kurt Warner.

MEANWHILE,

the Colts are undefeated and are one of two favorites to win the Super Bowl.

You tell me...

[Dads_obsessed]

"Sorry Barry, I guess we were wrong all along"

[charles3441]

"Peter Angelos has decided to sell the Orioles"

"The Orioles bullpen didnt give up a single run tonight"

"Dave Trembley is the AL manager of the year"

"The yankees and red sox fans are the most humble fans in sports"

[thebestauntie]

Julio Lugo, Golden Glove winner

[DmBand801]

"It's Jeffrey Maier day here in Baltimore"

good one :thumbsup

[cryfreedom4136]

Brett Favre has announced his retirement...

:lorraine :lorraine :lorraine :lorraine :lorraine :lorraine :lorraine

[devilandthelord]

"These WNBA players exemplify the best in grace and coordination!"

"Bobby Knight is a model of calm and serenity"

"Lebron James really needs to put his team on his shoulders"

"And once again Rex Grossman leads the NFL in quarterback rating"

"The WNBA has broken another ratings record!"

"Mike Hampton is the most durable player in the Major Leagues"

"John Rocker elected Mayor of New York!"

"Pacman Jones given NFL's citizenship award"

[DmBand801]

"These WNBA players exemplify the best in grace and coordination!"

"Bobby Knight is a model of calm and serenity"

"Lebron James really needs to put his team on his shoulders"

"And once again Rex Grossman leads the NFL in quarterback rating"

"The WNBA has broken another ratings record!"

"Mike Hampton is the most durable player in the Major Leagues"

"John Rocker elected Mayor of New York!"

"Pacman Jones given NFL's citizenship award"

fuck john rocker...i hate him...how about

"Mets fans give Rocker a standing ovation"

[Lee3691]

"That umpire sure has a great ass"

"Wow, I can't believe Shawn Bradley was on steroids"

"Introducing your all time leading free throw shooter in NBA history, Shaquille O'Neal"

"I'm always amazed on how sweet Barry Bonds is to his fans"

"What the Lakers need is a star player"

[BotheDMBFan]

And Mike Ditka Embraces Chicago Bears Ownership and Management.

[ant_marching41]

-Grossman looks so confident and comfortable back there
:lol This is one of my favorites. There are some hilarious ones in this thread. Great idea.


-ESPN brings you the indoor National Lacrosse League Championship!

-This is worse than when the NY Mets blew their lead in 2007.

-The NY Mets fans give Jimmy Rollins a hug.

-The Philadelphia Phillies fans give anybody from the Mets a hug.

-Here we are folks! World Series Baseball! Game 7! Pirates and the Devil Rays! :multi

[whygohome?]

"....i have nothing to add."

-Dick Vitale

[vroy2000]

(Atlanta Falcons PA Announcer)
".. And your starting quarterback from Virginia Tech, number 7. Michael Vick!"

[BotheDMBFan]

But...we have heard that.

[DreamingTree#41]

- The Bills have won the Superbowl!
- The Vikings have won the Superbowl!

give them a few years you'll see

[DmBand801]

dick vitale: "duke sucks"

[mr. testaverde]

"an h-bomb, from a-rod!"

[GSUdawg521]

another Falcons game without mention of Michael Vick

[CrashDMB237]

"And that's why this was a great trade on the part of Isiah Thomas."

"Eli Manning has led his team to the Superbowl again!"

[thebestauntie]

give them a few years you'll see
I would actually love to see that! My dream Superbowl is the Bills vs. the Vikings. :thumbsup

[DMBnick15]

" And the Chicago Cubs are World Series Champions".......
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

[DmBand801]

"And that's why this was a great trade on the part of Isiah Thomas."

"Eli Manning has led his team to the Superbowl again!"

bitter jets fan

he did it once, why not again?

[CrashDMB237]

I love how Jets fans are "bitter" everytime we criticize the Giants. Get over it, we don't care about you, you shouldn't care about us. Come on dude, I respect the HELL out of this year's Giants team (Eli included) but they weren't even the 5th best team this past season. I personally think it was all just a run (the greatest run ever perhaps) but then again, who knows. I've been wrong many a time before, lord knows.

Either way, to continue on:

"And that's why Bill Belichick is one of the classiest coaches in the league."

[thebestauntie]

Who needs Ortiz when you have JD Drew... :eek
It needed to go here. :thumbsup :lol

[rickyh24]

^ :lol

[dmbatl07]

Manny Ramirez sure does give 110%

[rickyh24]

Jason Giambi sure is a great hitter while not on steroids.

[dmbatl07]

Jason Giambi sure is a great hitter while not on steroids.
Touche.

EDIT: 2 homeruns in 3 nights. Suck it.

[rickyh24]

Touche.

EDIT: 2 homeruns in 3 nights. Suck it.


:lol doesn't make him a good hitter

[MPizzle06]

"And Northwestern has made the NCAA Tournament!"

"...those Michigan fans are the classiest in the Big Ten"

"Kelvin Sampson has been named the new head coach at _________" (enter ANY school there. ANY.)

and sadly (IMO):
"Pete Rose has been inducted into the Baseball Hall Of Fame"

[smeritt]

" It is harder to hit a served tennis ball that a pitched baseball."

[devilandthelord]

" It is harder to hit a served tennis ball that a pitched baseball."


:thumbsup :lol ,

Well I take that back, an idiot like Bill Walton or Billy Packer might say something like that.

[dmbatl07]

Bumpage.

[CrashDMB237]

"Last night's Stanley Cup finals game beat out a rerun of Becker in the ratings."

[41ravens]

"that bruce bowen sure is a classy player"

[dmbgodagirl41]

This can be a fun game to play (this was the Common Man, Dan Cole's idea)

- And the Philadelphia (fill in the blanks) have won the Championship!

- Hall of Famer Chad Johnson!

- The WNFL...

not sure if this was addressed, but there is a WNFL.......:)

[dmbgodagirl41]

"A-Rod doesn't take it up the ass from the entire Yankees organization."



;)

[CrashDMB237]

"A-Rod doesn't take it up the ass from the entire Yankees organization."



;)

"Tom Brady isn't jealous that A-Rod takes it up the ass more often than him."