NFL Open Letters

[TwoStep2888]

Got the idea from a different forum. Thought it'd be good here. The idea is simple: Write a few brief open letters to players, coaches, or teams in the NFL regarding their recent actions. I'll start.

Dear Favre,
Oh, my fucking God. You're still amazing, even at the age of 50 or whatever age you are. Thank you for winning this one single-handedly. You're the greatest.

Dear Mike McCarthy,
Don't get a big head. You won this game thanks to one man, Brett Favre. You still suck a playcaller, and you're completely delusional if you think being able to amass 100 yards on the Broncos constitutes having a run game. Remember. You have a 3-time MVP as your quarterback. You don't have to force a run game just because people say you have to have one.

Dear Atari Bigby,
You're better than that. Four horrible penalties, which could have been avoided, and, if avoided, would have stopped the Broncos from scoring. Better luck next week.

Dear Packers Defense,
Play more consistently. That was an ugly, sloppy game. You're lucky the Broncos are a terrible team. Future matchups won't be so easy. Clean up your game, and play to your potential.

Dear Greg Jennings,
I love you.

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Bears,

STOP SUCKING MORE DICK THAN A HOOKER THAT JUST GOT KICKED OFF WELFARE!

Signed, The city of Chicago.

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Bears,

STOP SUCKING MORE DICK THAN A HOOKER THAT JUST GOT KICKED OFF WELFARE!

Signed, The city of Chicago.

:lol Excellent.

[zdaddy]

Dear Chicago

Rex wasnt the (whole) reason your Bears are terrible

Signed

The rest of the NFL

[Fishbulb290]

Dear ESPN,

Stop ruining all good things and good games. Stop hyping players/games so much that they wake up one day and are god without even realizing it.

[DMBZeppelin]

Dear Chicago

Rex wasnt the (whole) reason your Bears are terrible

Signed

The rest of the NFL
I think the Bears are starting to realize this too: ''A lot of people were putting it all on Rex [Grossman] early,'' right tackle Fred Miller said. ''Now people see it's not Rex. It wasn't Rex.''
____________________________
Dear Ron Turner,

:twak

Signed,

Chicago

[Fishbulb290]

Which unfortunately for the Bears is not good news...

Now who do you blame it on!?!

[cruscott35]

Dear Jon Kitna,

Please keep talking to me, I really like it.

Yours Truely,

Your BFF Jesus.

[DMBZeppelin]

Which unfortunately for the Bears is not good news...

Now who do you blame it on!?!
Horrible play calling, the oldest O-line in the NFL, and the biggest bust at running back I've ever seen. I think those three things had a lot more to do with the Bears sucking then the first Bears QB to throw 23 TD's and 3,000+ yards since the mid 90's.

[Fishbulb290]

I agree, I was just making a point that in the past few years it seems the only person the bears can blame their poor playing on is Grossman...

[UNC41]

Dear Brett Favre,

Thank you. You play the game it was meant to be played. You run around after every touchdown pass like it was the first of your career and it’s great to see someone with your enthusiasm for the game at 38. Watching your press conference on SportsCenter last night was a treat. It’s great to see a player stand at the podium and go through a play and the thought process during a play that you did about last night’s game-winner.

[Shagadelic]

Dear Brett,
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Football

Dear Deshawn Wynn,
Quit being a pussy.
Sincerely,
State of Wisconsin

Dear TwoStep2888,
Atari Bigby isn't that good.
Sincerely,
Shags

Dear Thanksgiving,
Shit Green Bay plays in Detroit on your day.
Sincerely,
Have a Heart

Dear New England,
Here's to a few key injuries,
Sincerely,
Green Bay

Dear Green Bay Packers Secondary,
Woodson, Harris, Bigby, you guys suck, but y'all look good :shrug
Sincerely,
Shags

[41ravens]

dear packers,

we will see you nov. 29th. looking forward to it.

sincerely,
the dallas cowboys

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Rams,

Injuries are a bitch, huh?

Signed,
AZ Cardinals.

[chr35919]

Dear NFL Broadcasters,

Stop with the sentimental Favre stories. It's disgusting.

Sincerely,
Most Sane People Everywhere

[CrashDMB237]

Dear Deanna Favre,

Get off my screen, k? Thanks.

Sincerely,

America

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Shittiness on ESPN,

Go away.

Sincerely,
Everybody.

[chr35919]

Dear Deanna Favre,

Get off my screen, k? Thanks.

Sincerely,

America
seriously.

I do NOT care about Brett Favre's personal life. "After all the ups and downs...":lol

[BotheDMBFan]

I don't care about 99% of the players in the NFL's struggles. KUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT yes, Farve for the 8 millionth time? No.

[Fishbulb290]

Dear Shittiness on ESPN,

Go away.

Sincerely,
Everybody.

:thumbsup

Dear Bo,

We couldn't care less if we are shitty people still watch obsessively.

Love,
ESPN

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear ESPN,

Fox Sports>ESPN.(Except for PTI, that show is the greatest ever)

Love,
Those who know what's up.

[s0628711]

Dear Fox on Sundays,

LOSE THE ROBOTS!

Sincerely,
NFC Fans

Dear Brett,
Let's make things interesting in the coming months! :D

Sincerely,
Packer Nation

[ProudestAnt]

Dear Bills coaching staff,

MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND ON THE QUARTERBACK SITUATION!!

Sincerely,
Season ticket holders who have been more than patient since the Kelly era in your half-assed, bullshit attempt at filling his shoes.

[waywayNCSU]

Dear Panthers,

Please win at home. Or at least don't get embarrassed.

Sincerely,
City of Charlotte

[SoRight24]

Dear Coach Mangini,

Thanks for fucking benching Chad Pennington 4 weeks too late.

Sincerely, one pissed off Jets fan.

[Fishbulb290]

Dear Peyton,

You've gotta have enough money, enough with the commercials maybe?

sincerely,
everyone who watches tv

[swampdonkey]

Dear Manning Brothers,

Grow some bangs for Christ's sake.

Knowingly,
Other people with huge foreheads

Dear Brett Favre,

Please come up with a reasonable explanation for pronouncing your name the way you do so Tony Cornholer will shut up.

Sincerely,
The Enlgish Language

Da Bears,

Better luck next season....

Sincerely,
The Packers (6-1 in case you forgot)

[saygdbye4134]

Dear Jon Kitna,

Please keep talking to me, I really like it.

Yours Truely,

Your BFF Jesus.


:lol BFF.

[saygdbye4134]

Dear John Madden,

Why don't you and Al just fuck and get it over with?

Thanks,

Brett


Dear David Carr and Joey Harrington,

College was great huh? Too bad we will never be good, or even decent NFL QB's, huh?

Sincerely,

Ryan Leaf


Dear Norv Turner,

You almost ruined another good NFL team with your "coaching". Why don't you and your brother go to the CFL already?

Yours Truly,

All the fucking teams you guys have had the opportunity to "coach" for.



Hey tom brady,

could your hair look any worse?

seriously,

Jimmy Johnson

[kev87lads]

Dear Philadelphia Eagles,

Would you please spend some money on quality players and get yourself out of this mediocrity and over the hump?

Thanks,

A group of fans the size of the Verizon Wireless network gathered in a large room suffocating under the cash you refuse to spend.

[waywayNCSU]

Dear John Madden,

Why don't you and Al just fuck and get it over with?

Thanks,

Brett


Dear David Carr and Joey Harrington,

College was great huh? Too bad we will never be good, or even decent NFL QB's, huh?

Sincerely,

Ryan Leaf


Dear Norv Turner,

You almost ruined another good NFL team with your "coaching". Why don't you and your brother go to the CFL already?

Yours Truly,

All the fucking teams you guys have had the opportunity to "coach" for.



Hey tom brady,

could your hair look any worse?

seriously,

Jimmy Johnson


hahahahaha...nice.

[dmbhoosier21]

Dear Peyton,

You've gotta have enough money, enough with the commercials maybe?

sincerely,
everyone who watches tv

You commie. B/c true Americans know that there is no such thing as having enough money.


Dear Larry Bird,

It's time to rebuild, what the hell are you thinking?

Sincerely,
Pacer fans

[TwoStep2888]

Dear TwoStep2888,
Atari Bigby isn't that good.
Sincerely,
Shags

Dear Shagadelic,
You serious? The first five weeks of the season, he was constantly in the opposing offense's face. In addition to that, he hits like a fucking truck. Last night was a sloppy game, sure, but he is a talented young safety.
-JP

[TwoStep2888]

Dear ESPN,

Vince Vaughn and the countless other irrelevant celebrities you've had in the booth since last season have less than nothing to do with football. They offer no insight. They're just another unnecessary distraction for your fucking retarded announcers to pay attention to instead of the game they're supposed to calling.

Stop it.

-JP

[dmbmuskie]

Dear Philadelphia Eagles,

Would you please spend some money on quality players and get yourself out of this mediocrity and over the hump?

Thanks,

A group of fans the size of the Verizon Wireless network gathered in a large room suffocating under the cash you refuse to spend.

How can you criticize what the Eagles have done?

They are one of the model NFL franchises.

[dmbmuskie]

Dear HGH suppliers,

Thank you for keeping Harrison, Seau, Vrabel, and Bruschi on the field long after retirement age.

Sincerely,
The New England Patriots

[jaking1185]

Dear HGH suppliers,

Thank you for keeping Harrison, Seau, Vrabel, and Bruschi on the field long after retirement age.

Sincerely,
The New England Patriots

:lol It's funny because it's true.

[dmbmuskie]

:lol It's funny because it's true.

It's only 25% true, but baseball has taught us that if one person in the locker room is guilty, then there is a good chance that someone else in the locker room is as well.

Vrabel is only 32, but it seems like he's be in the league since I was in grade school. He was a rookie on NFL QB Club 97.

Truthfully, Harrison got caught, but I have to believe there are plenty of other guys in the league using something.

[kev87lads]

How can you criticize what the Eagles have done?

They are one of the model NFL franchises.


They are a model franchise but in regards to spending all that they should, they don't. The owner keeps a lot of the money and they spend a lot on their coaches. They need to spend more on great players. Or draft better.

The Colts and Pats are model franchises to me because they have a LEGITAMATE chance to win it all every year. That's what every team should strive for. That's what I mean.

[dmbmuskie]

They are a model franchise but in regards to spending all that they should, they don't. The owner keeps a lot of the money and they spend a lot on their coaches. They need to spend more on great players. Or draft better.

The Colts and Pats are model franchises to me because they have a LEGITAMATE chance to win it all every year. That's what every team should strive for. That's what I mean.

The Eagles have been a legit contender until this year.

Philly fans are a bitter bunch.

[jaking1185]

It's only 25% true, but baseball has taught us that if one person in the locker room is guilty, then there is a good chance that someone else in the locker room is as well.

Vrabel is only 32, but it seems like he's be in the league since I was in grade school. He was a rookie on NFL QB Club 97.

Truthfully, Harrison got caught, but I have to believe there are plenty of other guys in the league using something.

If the players were truthful about it, I'd bet that 60% used some sort of "assistance" in the last 5 years.

[dmbmuskie]

If the players were truthful about it, I'd bet that 60% used some sort of "assistance" in the last 5 years.

I don't think it would be that high. The NFL has a good testing program, and HGH is a lot harder to come by than roids.

Maybe if you're an NFL player it's easier to come across, but I've known people on roids. I've never met anyone using HGH.

[jaking1185]

I don't think it would be that high. The NFL has a good testing program, and HGH is a lot harder to come by than roids.

Maybe if you're an NFL player it's easier to come across, but I've known people on roids. I've never met anyone using HGH.

When even punters are using it, my guess is that it is pretty rampant. I don't think HGH was illegal a few years ago.

Also, my 60% includes things like greenies.

[rickyh24]

Dear Patriot opponents,

you should concentrate on scoring points and not on bitching about how much you are getting beat by every week.

Signed,
:guywhoisrunningoutofthread

[JRod1229]

Dear Art Blank,
You screwed the pooch (no pun intended) on Michael Vick... please use his salary to land a good QB... I can't take it anymore... and a pocket passer too, none of this running around BS...

Sincerely,
The "non-ghetto" portion of Atlanta

[dmbhoosier21]

Dear Patriot opponents,

you should concentrate on scoring points and not on bitching about how much you are getting beat by every week.

Signed,
:guywhoisrunningoutofthread

As you shoud :violent

Signed,
:guywhoisholdingapitchforkandtorchreadytoleadthemu rderousmob

[vinyljunkie]

Dear Saints, I guess we only thought the hurricane blew away all the bad football you guys had always played.

sincerely,

louisiana

[GavMan33]

Dear Ralph Wilson,

Please include in your will that you will leave the Buffalo Bills to a native of Western New York who will keep the team where it is. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Bills fans everywhere

[dmbmuskie]

Dear Saints, I guess we only thought the hurricane blew away all the bad football you guys had always played.

sincerely,

louisiana

Have you missed the 3 game winning streak?

It's amzing how little knowlegdge some of these letters contain.

[vinyljunkie]

Have you missed the 3 game winning streak?

It's amzing how little knowlegdge some of these letters contain.

yeah, trust me ive watched em, mediocre football against mediocre teams, they did well against SF but common, its the niners. Hopefully there turning everything around though.

[dmbmuskie]

yeah, trust me ive watched em, mediocre football against mediocre teams, they did well against SF but common, its the niners. Hopefully there turning everything around though.

It's the NFC South, so mediocre football might very well be playoff football.

[dreamingtreeIU]

Dear Patriots,

We will run up the score on you

Sincerely,
The Indianapolis Colts

[zdaddy]

Dear Patriots,

We will run up the score on you

Sincerely,
The Indianapolis Colts
i hope so, and im sure every non-patriot fan would hope so too

[dmbhoosier21]

It's amzing how little knowlegdge some of these letters contain.



Dear Larry Bird,

It's time to rebuild, what the hell are you thinking?

Sincerely,
Pacer fans

Case in point.

[dmbhoosier21]

To all defensive players in the NFL not wearing a Pats uniform,

Please attempt to restrain yourselves, and try not to seriously injure Tom Brady, he knows not what he is doing. Mr. Brady is only following orders. After all, two wrongs don't make a right.

Sincerely,
Concerned fans.

[saygdbye4134]

Dear Trent Green,

You are not Vinny. You should stop playing professional football. I don't anticpate you making a comeback and leading us to any sort of championship.

Your Truly,

Cam Cameron

P.S. you throw blocks like a pussy.

[kev87lads]

The Eagles have been a legit contender until this year.

Philly fans are a bitter bunch.


Some of us fans could be called bitter. I don't know how you can argue with facts.

We got lucky last year to even make it into the playoffs. We looked good with Stallworth but then didn't want to give him the money to stay. While Curtis has been decent, he's still not a #1.

We were legit at 6-10 in 2005? Come on.

Like I said, I just want them to pay (even overpay if you have to. BECAUSE they have the money to do so WITHOUT killing themselves) to get some good #1 type talent in here. They need a reciever and they need a back to complment Westbrook. Westbrook is great, but hurt (or not 100%) all too often because he does so much.

And I think a lot of us (Philly fans) are getting a little bitter because of the championship drought in all of the sports. It's just natural. I'm sure you're enjoying the Super Bowl ring that's somehow fitting on the thumb. :)

Hopefully this is just a friendly argument. We live in the same area afterall...

[matthews41]

They are a model franchise but in regards to spending all that they should, they don't. The owner keeps a lot of the money and they spend a lot on their coaches. They need to spend more on great players. Or draft better.

The Colts and Pats are model franchises to me because they have a LEGITAMATE chance to win it all every year. That's what every team should strive for. That's what I mean.

:confused McNabb, Westbrook, William Thomas, Shawn Andrews, Reggie Brown, Sheldon Brown, Lito Sheppard, Trent Cole, Brian Dawkins?

[matthews41]

Dear New England Patriots,

You're a great team, we get it.

Signed, everyone outside Boston

[kev87lads]

:confused McNabb, Westbrook, William Thomas, Shawn Andrews, Reggie Brown, Sheldon Brown, Lito Sheppard, Trent Cole, Brian Dawkins?

Yes. But they're all first (a couple second) round picks. Where's our star players and step up players from rounds 2 and 3. EVeryone else seems to find some talented players in there.

Trent Cole is over rated in my opinion. And I'm a die hard fan just like you. Just my opinion.

[matthews41]

Yes. But they're all first (a couple second) round picks. Where's our star players and step up players from rounds 2 and 3. EVeryone else seems to find some talented players in there.

Trent Cole is over rated in my opinion. And I'm a die hard fan just like you. Just my opinion.

Matt McCoy, hello.

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Brett Favre,
You are a god among men. Way to soldier through some of those tough hits.

Dear Ryan Grant,
Wow. That came out of NOWHERE. Thank you.

Dear Packers D,
Nice shutout. Way to completely negate Adrian Peterson, holding him to a mere 45 yards rushing. See how great you can be when you're not killing yourself with worthless penalties?

Dear Mike McCarthy,
I may not like you very much, but you now have the most wins in your first 25 games of any Packers coach ever. Yes, even Lambardi. Congratulations.

Sincerely,
JP

[IUgrlAtWKU]

Dear Kelvin Sampson,

Can you hear me now? Good! Now put down the F'n phone and quit running my team's hard-earned reputation into the gutter.

Signed,
Hoosier faithful

PS -- A Big 10 championship and a lengthy post-season run in March would be a good way to start making amends

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Dear Buffalo Sabres,

Thank you for showing me the sport of hockey and how exciting it can be. It was really something seeing first-hand how a professional team can impact and be the heart and soul of a city. Thank you Sabres fans for showing me that fans of pro sports can be as passionate and as faithful as those that follow college sports. For a college sports fan, it was enlightening and encouraging.

And finally, Sabres, please start playing 3 consecutive periods of good hockey this season... its still early, I have faith in you! Let's go Buff-a-lo!

Yours truly,
A new fan

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Dear Colts,

You'll get the Pats back in a couple months, I have absolutely no doubt. In the meantime, you stay classy, Indy.

Love,
Proud Colts followers

[thehoss]

dear chris snee's wife,

please do not give your husband any of your hot ass or lucious chesticles tonight, as he basically lost the giant's chance to tie the game early in the
4th quarter. However, to satisfy your needs, please contact me on my cell phone and we can arrange a meeting.



sincerely, all of the giants faithful

[dmbhoosier21]

Dear Marvin,

Please come back. :lol

LOVE,
Colts fans.

[dmbhoosier21]

Dear Kelvin Sampson,

Can you hear me now? Good! Now put down the F'n phone and quit running my team's hard-earned reputation into the gutter.

Signed,
Hoosier faithful

PS -- A Big 10 championship and a lengthy post-season run in March would be a good way to start making amends

:lol :thumbsup

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Dear Colts,

You'll get the Pats back in a couple months, I have absolutely no doubt. In the meantime, you stay classy, Indy.

Love,
Proud Colts followers

Yah, let's try to think about maybe getting healthy first ... but I like the attitude. :thumbsup

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Darren Sharper,
Thanks for breaking up that Cedric Griffin INT for us. We appreciate the TD. Keep running your mouth. It makes it that much better every time we win.
Sincerely,
JP

[DMBZeppelin]

Dear Rex Grossman,

Thanks for helping my Bears get a win today. You've been a pretty good sport about everyone hating you.



Dear Cedric Benson,

2.6 yards a carry? really? I know you've started all 9 games for the Bears, but do you even have enough rushes to qualify for the leader board? I'd have to review them film, but I think when Rex broke those two tackles rushing... that two more tackles then you did all game. Pathetic.

[saygdbye4134]

Dear visiting teams,


Thanks for really fucking up my picks yesterday,

Sincerely,

Gambling in Grambling


Dear Norv Turner,

You look really fucking creepy when you're all wet standing on the sidelines.

Your Truly,

The camera guy who for whatever reason can't look away.


Dear Brian Billick,

Remember when you were with the Vikings and people called you an offensive genius? yeah, that was cool.

Thanks,

The Ravens

[kev87lads]

Dear visiting teams,


Thanks for really fucking up my picks yesterday,

Sincerely,

Gambling in Grambling

Yeah, seriously. wtf.

[SoRight24]

Dear Jets,

Please win at least one more game.

Sincerely, me.

[saygdbye4134]

dear Marty Schottenheimer,

got any plans for the rest of the year?


let me know,

AJ Smith

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Brett Favre,
:hump

Dear Donald Lee,
Two Lambeau Leaps for you today. Nice job.

Dear Ryan Grant,
Recover fast. You're very good, and we need you badly.

Dear Packers D,
Fantastic game. You're a stellar unit, without a doubt.

Dear Mike McCarthy,
I take back everything I've ever said about you. You're good.

Dear NY Giants,
Thanks.

Dear Washington Redskins,
Your turn. Beat Dallas, please, please, please.

Sincerely,
-JP

[chr35919]

Dear ESPN,

Please stop referring to the Giants as the New York 'Football' Giants. There haven't been two 'Giant' teams in new york for over 50 years. Therefore, there's no need to make the distinction any longer. It's lame. Stop. :)

Thanks,
fans everywhere

[BotheDMBFan]

I thought that was only that retard Chris Berman.

[chr35919]

I thought that was only that retard Chris Berman.
me too. recently, it's spread.

[crashintonickdm]

Dear ESPN,

Quit hiring scrubs (sailsbury, trey wingo, merill hoge, keyshawn johnson, michael irvin)

sincerely,
nick midiri.

[crashintonickdm]

:confused McNabb, Westbrook, William Thomas, Shawn Andrews, Reggie Brown, Sheldon Brown, Lito Sheppard, Trent Cole, Brian Dawkins?

dude, your recievers are garbage. reggie brown is a #4 on any other team with a somewhat respectable passing game.

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Brett Favre,
Another great game. Keep it going. You're unquestionably the best.

Dear Charles Woodson,
Get better. :lorraine

Dear Packers D,
An football game is 4 Quarters. 4. Play all 4 of them. Please.

Sincerely,
-JP

[DaveMB36]

Dear ESPN,
I know that Green Bay gets credit but get off the Cowboys nuts. Just wait until thursday.

Cal

[jaking1185]

Dear Packers D,
An football game is 4 Quarters. 4. Play all 4 of them. Please.

Sincerely,
-JP

Really. It seems like the last two weeks they downshift in the 4th quarter and give up unnecessary points and yards. They can't afford to do that against the Cowboys.

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Andy Reid,
They're called run plays. You call them when you're practicing this crazy thing called Clock Management. I know. I know. Sounds silly, but trust me. It's what good teams do in a situation like that.

Dear AJ Feely,
Congratulations. With the exception of the very beginning, and very end of the game, you played spectacularly. Way to go.

Dear Wes Welker,
Wait. You got the Horse Trailer? Why?

Dear Steelers,
You better have been taking notes. This is how you beat them. Remember that.

Dear Charles Woodson,
GET BETTER :lorraine

Sincerely,
-JP

[rickyh24]

Dear Wes Welker,
Wait. You got the Horse Trailer? Why?



13 for 149 why not? Could have gone to Samuel though.

[TwoStep2888]

13 for 149 why not? Could have gone to Samuel though.

That was my thought. Sure 149 is a good day for a WR, but two game-deciding INTs, one of which is returned for 6, is a far more deserving performance.

[ant_marching41]

Dear AJ Feely,
Fantastic game sir. I would be glad to have you as our QB for the next game v.s. Seattle.

Dear Philly recievers,
Congrats on your best performance since week 3. Keep it up for the rest of the season.

Dear Philadelphia Eagles,
You gave one hell of a performance today. Yeah, you lost, but take the excitement and drive that you brought into the Pats game and you can really make things interesting come late december.

[NoVaDMBFan]

Dear Denny Green,

I now know what you meant when you said this............

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m_N1OjGhIFc&feature=related

[DMBZeppelin]

Dear Devin Hester,
I've never seen anything quite like you, and you're just plain ridiculous. Please never leave the Bears.

Dear Ron Turner,
You take Greg Olsen out to throw to John Gilmore? It worked, but even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. Remember against the Vikings when you sent Hester on a fly route? He flew past everyone, and was wide open for a TD. Lets do that instead of screens, or passes over the middle that leave Hester open for body shots. If you hurt him, I'd leave town.

Dear Chicago Bears Defense,
What happened? I realize you're pretty beat up, but there's enough Pro Bowlers on this team you should be respectable. You've given up 30 and 34 points the last two weeks. Yet the story is Rex, even though the offense has put up 23 and 37. You're lucky you live in a town that makes no sense. Because either way you guys suck.

[DMBZeppelin]

Dear Denny Green,

I now know what you meant when you said this............

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m_N1OjGhIFc&feature=related
I'll take those results, and be repeat NFC Champs.

[saygdbye4134]

Dear Todd Sauerbrun,


:lol


Sincerely,

The NFL

[NoVaDMBFan]

I'll take those results, and be repeat NFC Champs.

I was referencing the game last night, the bears had nothing to do with it.

[secretlysmiling]

Dear Miami Dolphins,

I realize you're 0-10, but maybe you could have just one win... maybe... and maybe it could come tonight??

Sincerely,
Me and the rest of the Shittsburgh haters.

[saygdbye4134]

Dear Tim Rattay,

Just wanted to say thanks for fumbling that snap on 4th and 1 with the game on the line.

Sincerely,

Everyone who took the Seahawks -3


Dear Al Davis,

Jamarcus Russel was a solid draft pick and really helping your organization this year. I smell bonuses for your entire staff that helped out on that decision.

Yours Truly,

The rest of the 1st round draft picks



Dear Cleveland Browns,

It's about fucking time.

Thanks,

The NFL



Dear Eli,

Why don't you stress the run game when playing the vikings from now on?

Respectfully,

Your 8 INTs, 4 returned for TD's all-time record against the Vikings.

[chr35919]

Dear Steelers' owners,

Put in some fucking drainage on your field.

Thanks,
Every single team that has to play on that bog

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Packers,
You played well, despite a shitload of injuries. Hopefully, you'll get 'em next time.

Dear Brett Favre,
Too bad about the arm. Get healthy. We need to finish the season strong.

Dear Aaron Rodgers,
You looked good out there. You've given me hope for life after Favre. Thank you.

Dear Ryan Grant,
So it turns out you're a consistently good runner, even against solid run defenses like Minnesota and Dallas. That's good. I was worried I'd have to listen to "PAKERZ HAV NO RUN GAM HURRRR" for the rest of the season.

Dear Charles Woodson,
We missed you out there tonight. Make sure you, KGB, and the rest of the D get healthy soon. You're an elite unit when you're all healthy and in-sync.

Dear Al Harris,
Nice INT. It definitely made up for you being robbed of the strip earlier in the game. You're still the man.

Dear Mike McCarthy,
What the fuck were you doing the first quarter and a half? Seriously, we're 10-1 playing a game of quick, short slants and YAC, and you decide to let Mike Sherman coach the offense for the first half, with all the deep bombs and irrational, stupid plays that got him fired after a 4-12 season. Don't do that again.

Dear Cowboys,
Next time.

Sincerely,
-JP

[jaking1185]

Dear Mike McCarthy,
What the fuck were you doing the first quarter and a half? Seriously, we're 10-1 playing a game of quick, short slants and YAC, and you decide to let Mike Sherman coach the offense for the first half, with all the deep bombs and irrational, stupid plays that got him fired after a 4-12 season. Don't do that again.

Dear Cowboys,
Next time.

Sincerely,
-JP

Isn't that the truth? Why'd he try to bring back "bad" Brett?

[TwoStep2888]

Isn't that the truth? Why'd he try to bring back "bad" Brett?

I don't know. It doesn't make any sense, and, in the end, it hurt us.

[saygdbye4134]

Dear Eli,

Though you look like a monkey with downs syndrome, you played one fuck of a superbowl. You perceveired through alot in NY, and it finally paid off.

Congratulations,

Phillip Rivers


Dear Tom Brady,

:lol

Sincerely,

All 50 of the DB's that you burned during the regular season


Dear New England Patriots,

Awesome regular season. we couldn't finish either.

Regretfully yours,

The '01 Seattle Mariners


Dear Robert Kraft,

Please don't think that the general public is that stupid, we know that you know about BB and his spy games. Though he will be the one to fired for it.

Sincerely,

Robert Hanssen

[irishluck314]

Dear Eagles Front Office,

What he said up top of me, and please dont trade D. Mcnabb!!

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Brett Favre,

PLEASE COME BACK

Sincerely,
TwoStep2888

[ProudestAnt]

Dear Bills Front Office (again),

Please do SOMETHING in Free Agency this season, unlike last season. How about Alge Crumpler? You know how much you've been "saying" you want a pass catching TE, I hear he's free. Or what about Wilford or Berrian, you know, considering you've been saying you want a big strong receiver to go opposite Evans? Or how about you draft a GODDAMN DT WHO'S WORTH A SHIT?! Possibly one who weighs over 340 pounds?

Sincerely,
A Bills fan for 23 years who is on his last leg with you fucking people...

[DreamingTree#41]

Dear Vikings,
Make the playoffs please

Marc

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Bills Front Office (again),

Please do SOMETHING in Free Agency this season, unlike last season. How about Alge Crumpler? You know how much you've been "saying" you want a pass catching TE, I hear he's free. Or what about Wilford or Berrian, you know, considering you've been saying you want a big strong receiver to go opposite Evans? Or how about you draft a GODDAMN DT WHO'S WORTH A SHIT?! Possibly one who weighs over 340 pounds?

Sincerely,
A Bills fan for 23 years who is on his last leg with you fucking people...

:lol That letter made me laugh. I feel for you. :thumbsup

[gravedigger13]

Dear Detroit Lions,

Please leave the city immediately and never come back.

[saygdbye4134]

even jon kitna? why he's the sexiest man in the NFL, hands down.

[neumdogg]

Dear Raiders,

Take all your scary fans who live in Los Angeles and keep them in Oakland....where they belong.

[saygdbye4134]

Dear Chicago Bears organization,

Grossman, Clark, AND Orton huh? Man, that tandem really worked wonders for us last year. The double-loss to conference foes Minnesota and Detroit was amazing. Can't wait to see what other blockbuster deals you have in store for us. Then there's the draft......I can only hope we get some sort of Cedric Benson type running back. Much like curtis enis, or perhaps even rashawn salaam. that would be tits.

Oh, and thanks for raising ticket prices again. I would love to spend $5 more dollars a ticket for a completely mediocre team who let Jon Kitna beat up on them.

Thanks,

A Bears "Fan"

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Ted Thompson,

FUCKING DO SOMETHING

Sincerely,
TwoStep2888

[ProudestAnt]

Dear Bills Front Office (does anyone read these things?),

You didn't do enough. Kawika Mitchell? HE'S our big free agent signing of the off-season? Really? Oh, Marcus Stroud? Big fucking deal, he barely weighs 300 lbs. Where are we going to play him, DE? Come the FUCK ON! And to top it all off, you're playing 2 games in Toronto this year? I have never been embarrassed to call myself a Bills fan until now, and I was alive when we lost 4 straight Super Bowls.

Sincerely,
A Bills fan of 23 years who was barely able to send in his deposit for season tickets this year.

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Aaron Rodgers,
Great first start. You're on your way to being a more than adequate replacement for the God you're replacing. That Favre-esque laser to Korey Hall was all you. Keep this up forever and ever.

Dear Ryan Grant,
You took a while to get going, but you made your presence known when the team needed it. One yard, and it would have been money. Nice work.

Dear Will Blackmon,
Damn, that was a sexy fucking run. Do a lot more of those, please.

Dear O-Line,
You held it together for the most part, but you need to work on your fluidity as a unit, to give Rodgers time to be magic.

Dear D-Line,
You let AP slip by a few times, but that's to be expected with as much tremendous talent as that guy has. You made up for that anyway by being in T-Jack's face all night. Great job.

Atari Bigby,
Thank you for ending the game. I defended you (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showpost.php?p=6768432&postcount=33) when you were struggling last season, and you've definitely gotten better than Atari 2007. There is still room for improvement (no need to run around after that pick), but you're getting better game-by-game, and you're still a beast out there. Keep it up.

Dear Mike McCarthy,
A couple questionable calls near the beginning, but you're still awesome. Keep doing whatever the fuck it is that you do, because you do it very well.

Sincerely,
TwoStep2888

[JTRocks]

Dear Chris Cooley,

do you think you could maybe put up just 1 fantasy point for me this week? It would be a vast improvement over the 0 you put up last week.

Sincerely,

The Golden Showers (0-1)

[ShotgunDMB]

Dear John Fox,
I love you.

Dear Mike Trgovac,
See, blitzing is fun and effective when you have this much talent. But could you please try it in the 4th quarter as well?

Dear Jake Delhomme,
Awesome throw. Don't leave us again.

Dear Steve Smith,
See we can win without you. No more breaking teammates noses.

Dear Julius Peppers,
So yeah. It's pretty much been a year and one game since you've done something. Could you please wake up sometime this season?


Dear Oakland Raiders,

You suck and are an embarassment to the NFL.

Dear Bill Bellichick,

You're an asshole. Let's see if you can win without Terrific Tom.

[vinyljunkie]

Dear Reggie Bush,
I dont blame your for your slow start. If I was banging Kardashian, I could care less about football too (be sure to give her a little peck on the ass for me!) But thank you for finally waking the fuck up and doing something last week. Maybe you will finally live up to the talent that you have.

Sincerely, a beloved Saints fan.

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Aaron Rodgers,
Excellent second game. You put the team up early, and though that lead dissipated in the Second Half, most of that wasn't your fault. Solid play. Keep it up.

Dear Brandon Jackson,
Thanks for spotting us this week, with Ryan Grant slowed to a walk. Strong running, incredible touchdown, way to fucking go.

Dear Ryan Grant,
Get well soon, please.

Dear Greg Jennings,
You are a god damn playmaker. Never stop.

Dear Donald Driver,
Keep doing what you're doing. You're great, and can do things across the middle I've only seen in movies.

Dear Charles Woodson,
You are a god damn fucking artist. Jesus Christ, you saved the whole team from a humiliating loss, all by yourself, and on a broken foot. You are this team's Jesus the the past couple years. Thank God (you) for you.

Dear Nick Collins,
Nice pick-six. Do that a whole lot more.

Dear the rest of the Packers D,
You were a force to be reckoned with for the First Half, then fell asleep for the rest of the game. You're all luck Charles was there to make you look better than you were playing. From now on, try playing the full hour. Hope this helps!

Sincerely,
TwoStep2888

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Brad Childress,
aahahahahahahahaha, you're a worthless fuck of a coach.

Sincerely,
TwoStep2888

[devilandthelord]

Dear Cleveland Browns,
Please realize that Derek Anderson is terribad, and not fit to hold brady quinn's fucking jockstrap. Please start Brady Quinn immediately and he will make all your wildest dreams come true.

Sincerely,
Ryan

P.S.
Fucking do it, douchebags!

[secretlysmiling]

Dear NFL Gods,

We seriously need to work out the conditions under which a game can be postponed. Only lightning? Not blizzards, not 70mph wind, but ONLY lightning. I'm not saying this because I think it would have helped my beloved Bengals, but because it's an issue... especially the blizzard one. I mean come on! If we can't see the players they shouldn't be playing!!!

Sincerely (and I still love you),
Me

[secretlysmiling]

Dear Cleveland Browns,
Please realize that Derek Anderson is terribad, and not fit to hold brady quinn's fucking jockstrap. Please start Brady Quinn immediately and he will make all your wildest dreams come true.

Sincerely,
Ryan

P.S.
Fucking do it, douchebags!

Yeah.. and this one, too.

[thebridge15]

dear ladanian tomlinson,

please give me a reason not to not only trade, but also possibly release you

sincerely,
electric dream machine

dear jake delhomme,

im sorry for not realizing that you are better than carson palmer, whos team at this point could not get worse. welcome to my starting line up.

sincerely,
electric dream machine

[devilandthelord]

Dear Cleveland Browns,

Good job kicking a field goal on 4th and 7 with three minutes to go in the 4th quarter, when everybody in the world knows you needed to go for the touchdown cuz you don't have a good chance of getting the ball back with enough time to score again.
Which is exactly what happened, and why you deserved to lose anyway, because of idiotic decision making like that.
That, and like I've said before that you choose to start Derek "Piece of fucking trash" Andersen over "God's Son" Brady Quinn.

Until you learn to make better decisions, you deserve exactly what you've been fucking getting. Which is failure and losing.

Sincerely,
Ryan

P.S.
Fuck off!

[ProudestAnt]

Dear Buffalo Bills,

Thank you. We finally have a team to be excited about in Buffalo.

Sincerely,
Ryan

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Kurt Warner,

Keep it the fuck up sir.

Signed, Bo Pearson.

[Bartender84]

Dear God:

Please don't let any more Seahawks get hurt. Otherwise we might have to start holding open tryouts soon.

Sincerely, me

[dmbfd15]

Dear Tony Romo,

Don't fuck up

Thanks,
Jerry Jones

[CrashDMB237]

Dear Matt Cassel,

Cherish it, you might not get many more.

Signed,
Logic

[chr35919]

Dear Brett Favre,

Thanks for throwing your token interception. It was helpful.

Signed,
Grateful in New England

[devilandthelord]

Dear Kurt Warner,

Keep it the fuck up sir.

Signed, Bo Pearson.

I shoulda started him over Brees this week. :thumbsup

[william.hosking]

Dear Commishioner Goodell,

With the first pick in the 2009 NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select....


Signed,

Lions' new GM

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Commishioner Goodell,

With the first pick in the 2009 NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select....


Signed,

Lions' new GM

Rams are way worse, buck up.

[william.hosking]

Rams are way worse, buck up.

Piss off the Rams are worse. The Lions haven't been to the playoffs since 2000. And they have only won once playoff game since the AFL/NFL merger. They also haven't had a decent QB since Bobby Layne.

The Lions are the worst franchise in pro sports. Period. Please, someone argue against my point. I dare you.

[BotheDMBFan]

I meant for this year, the Rams are way worse. And Cardinals are a worse franchise, even if I think they win it all this year.

[william.hosking]

I meant for this year, the Rams are way worse. And Cardinals are a worse franchise, even if I think they win it all this year.

Yeah, I am talking about this year, too. The Lions have given up 82 points in the first two games. And they played Atlanta and Green Bay. If you can find it somewhere, please take a listen to Rod Marinelli's (head coach) press conference from today. It's a joke. Everything he says is god awful and he should be fired. Along with Matt Millen, and just about every coach associated with our defense and special teams. And we need to trade/release John Kitna. He sucks a bag of dicks.

[BotheDMBFan]

I agree with all of that. In the meantime, the Rams have one of the best O's (on paper) in the leauge, and yet, they've managed to put up 16 points all year, and their D has given up 79 points. They are a fucking embarassment, and it makes me sad, with them being my Dad's favorite team and all.

[william.hosking]

I agree with all of that. In the meantime, the Rams have one of the best O's (on paper) in the leauge, and yet, they've managed to put up 16 points all year, and their D has given up 79 points. They are a fucking embarassment, and it makes me sad, with them being my Dad's favorite team and all.

Would you trade Marc Bulger for John Kitna?

[BotheDMBFan]

Probably not, but I'd trade Holt and Bennet for Roy and Calvin.

[william.hosking]

Probably not, but I'd trade Holt and Bennet for Roy and Calvin.

Yeah, I love our receivers. Unfortunately, I'd rather have Rex Grossman at QB. Kitna is an abomination.

[BotheDMBFan]

Grossman, with a good line, could tear it the fuck up in the NFL.

[william.hosking]

Grossman, with a good line, could tear it the fuck up in the NFL.

:lol Nevermind, the Lions' O-Line is quite possibly the worst in the NFL. We drafted Drew Stanton in 07. I, along with a lot of people in the area, really like Stanton and would love for him to get some playing time. Especially if the Lions are going to crap their pants every week. I also would like for us to ONLY draft defensive players and O-Line players. No skill positions, please.

[BotheDMBFan]

Yeah, you guys if yer had an O line and a D (outside of Sims, you guys suck...not saying you didn't know that already) you'd be really good. I mean, you'd still be Detroit, but yeah.

[kittensXLI]

The Detroit Lions are without question not only a worse sports franchise than the Arizona Cardinals, but in fact the worst franchise in sports history. Fact.

[BotheDMBFan]

Blackhawks are actually probably the worst in all of sports, but who cares? Cards are gunna win the fucking Super Bowl.

[william.hosking]

The Detroit Lions are without question not only a worse sports franchise than the Arizona Cardinals, but in fact the worst franchise in sports history. Fact.

They are a mixture of the Arizona Cardinals, LA Clippers, and Pittsburgh Pirates with down syndrome.

[devilandthelord]

They are a mixture of the Arizona Cardinals, LA Clippers, and Pittsburgh Pirates with down syndrome.

Heehee *snickers at avatar* :lol

[thebridge15]

dear dallas d/st,

please get at least 22 points today

thanks

[devilandthelord]

dear dallas d/st,

please get at least 22 points today

thanks

Oh so are you the one playing LA? :lol

[thebridge15]

Oh so are you the one playing LA? :lolhey come on....if cutler wouldnt have had a godlike game and my boys tomlinson and palmer wouldnt have SUCKED i wouldve have a chance

[kittensXLI]

Dear Donovan McNabb,

Please score no less than 24 points tonight. I've got faith in you.

Sincerely,
Awesomebergers II

[thebridge15]

Dear Donovan McNabb,

Please score no less than 24 points tonight. I've got faith in you.

Sincerely,
Awesomebergers IIi see we have similar interests

[Trippin4136]

Dear Bill Simmons,

I've got a big helping off crow for your stupid-ass to eat for picking the Giants to go 5-11.

Please RSVP.

[kittensXLI]

i see we have similar interests

I don't need the monstrous 32 like last week. Just a slightly above average 24 to hold things down. 300 yards and two touchdowns?

[devilandthelord]

Dear Bill Simmons,

I've got a big helping off crow for your stupid-ass to eat for picking the Giants to go 5-11.

Please RSVP.

He said that? Jesus what a dumbass!

[thebridge15]

I don't need the monstrous 32 like last week. Just a slightly above average 24 to hold things down. 300 yards and two touchdowns?ah sorry. i read your post as LESS than 24 points

we no longer have similar interests :)

[saygdbye4134]

dear brad childress,

did you really think that Tavaris Jackson was the answer? ever? Well i guess you did. now, you have Gus. man that's really got to suck for you.

sincerely,

Brett Favre

[kittensXLI]

Dear Donovan McNabb,

Thanks for blowing it last week. I doubt you'll be any help to me this week either. Just please don't get hurt against Pittsburgh. I'll tough it out and you scoring 10 points will be modest enough; just no injuries.

Thanks in advance,

the person you let down last week in Ants Fantasy Football league #3

[saygdbye4134]

dear ronnie brown.

next time you want to have a career game, please call me before game time to drop me a hint.

thanks,

had you on the bench in my fantasy league

[saygdbye4134]

Dear Bengals and Chiefs,

:lol

Sincerely,

The rest of the NFL

[bradshaw06]

dear steelers,

please fire bruce arians

[kittensXLI]

Dear Steelers,

It wasn't Arians' fault. Please fire everyone on the offensive line.

[bradshaw06]

Dear Steelers,

It wasn't Arians' fault. Please fire everyone on the offensive line.
god awful performance

[secretlysmiling]

Dear NFL Gods,

Please explain to me how you don't have to actually go into the end zone in order to get a touchdown.

Sincerely,
Always finding something wrong with the way you run things...

[kittensXLI]

Dear NFL Gods,

Please explain to me how you don't have to actually go into the end zone in order to get a touchdown.

Sincerely,
Always finding something wrong with the way you run things...
????

[devilandthelord]

Dear Bengals and Chiefs,

:lol

Sincerely,

The rest of the NFL

You forgot to add the Rams.

[secretlysmiling]

????

What's so confusing?

A player doesn't actually have to be in the end zone to get a touchdown. His hand with the ball, just has to "cross the plane". Which I think is crap. In order for a catch anywhere else to be "fair" a player has to have BOTH feet touch in bounds. But if going to a touchdown, their body can be out of bounds as long as the ball is floating over the "plane". I just think it's crap.

[bradshaw06]

What's so confusing?

A player doesn't actually have to be in the end zone to get a touchdown. His hand with the ball, just has to "cross the plane". Which I think is crap. In order for a catch anywhere else to be "fair" a player has to have BOTH feet touch in bounds. But if going to a touchdown, their body can be out of bounds as long as the ball is floating over the "plane". I just think it's crap.

but then they would also have to be completely across the line in order to get a 1st down. they arent going out of bounds so i dont know why they would need both feet in the endzone.

[kittensXLI]

Is there a specific game you're talking about or what?

[secretlysmiling]

but then they would also have to be completely across the line in order to get a 1st down. they arent going out of bounds so i dont know why they would need both feet in the endzone.


Yeah, but I've seen guys who were literally going out of bounds, but got the touchdown because their hand with the football was "across the plane". It's one thing if half their body actually lands in the end zone, but it's something completely different if they get a touchdown without having any part of their body land in the end zone.

Is there a specific game you're talking about or what? Today 10:14 PM

No. It's happened in a few different games from this year and years past. I'm just ranting.

[bradshaw06]

Yeah, but I've seen guys who were literally going out of bounds, but got the touchdown because their hand with the football was "across the plane". It's one thing if half their body actually lands in the end zone, but it's something completely different if they get a touchdown without having any part of their body land in the end zone.



No. It's happened in a few different games from this year and years past. I'm just ranting.
its not about the body though, its about the ball. if the ball crosses then its a td. same with a first down etc. they mark your progress by where the ball is. i mean i do agree though, it is a strange rule.

[secretlysmiling]

its not about the body though, its about the ball. if the ball crosses then its a td. same with a first down etc. they mark your progress by where the ball is.

I still think it's crap, though.

And if this is true... How come a player can get a touchdown by just having his helmet in the end zone?

I guess it's never going to be a perfect system, huh? :lol

[bradshaw06]

I still think it's crap, though.

And if this is true... How come a player can get a touchdown by just having his helmet in the end zone?

I guess it's never going to be a perfect system, huh? :lol
:lol exactly:thumbsup

[secretlysmiling]

:lol exactly:thumbsup

I guess I will just get to continue screaming at the TV. :lol

My roommates always thought I had gone crazy on Sundays because I am such a loud football watcher.

[Trippin4136]

Dear NFL,

Enough already with the sudden death overtime format.

Can we please have a college style format? I'm not saying give pros the ball on the opposition's 25 yard, but you can let them start at mid-field or so. Both teams need a guaranteed possession.

Thanks.

[dreamingtreeIU]

Dear Peyton and the rest of the colts offense,

What the fuck?

Sincerely,

The colts fanbase

[secretlysmiling]

Dear NFL,

Enough already with the sudden death overtime format.

Can we please have a college style format? I'm not saying give pros the ball on the opposition's 25 yard, but you can let them start at mid-field or so. Both teams need a guaranteed possession.

Thanks.

I was so confused about the OT situation. Why... if it's sudden death... do they have a clock at 15 minutes? They should just give them another 15 minutes.

[thebridge15]

I was so confused about the OT situation. Why... if it's sudden death... do they have a clock at 15 minutes? They should just give them another 15 minutes.cause if the 15 minutes runs out, its a tie

[thebridge15]

dear matt forte,

you rock. im happy i traded for you.

[secretlysmiling]

cause if the 15 minutes runs out, its a tie

That's what double OT is for.

[thebridge15]

That's what double OT is for.should be, yea, but in the regular season it ends in a tie

[secretlysmiling]

should be, yea, but in the regular season it ends in a tie

I'd rather it end in a tie than be sudden death, though.

[thebridge15]

I'd rather it end in a tie than be sudden death, though.i agree it should be the same as college, just starting at the 40 or something

[secretlysmiling]

On the other hand, if neither team can manage to win in four quarters, maybe they deserve a tie.

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Aaron Rodgers,
You tried, you made a few plays, and as an individual, you did all right. Keep being the new Jesus. Eventually, you guys have to click together, right?

Dear Donald Driver,
You are a champion. You can run and catch and fly and are a champion. That one play was my personal favorite of the night.

Dear Greg Jennings,
You are also amazing. Despite this game being an ugly one for the team, 100+ yards ain't bad. Now, find the end zone every once in a while, and we'll be gold.

Dear Ryan Grant,
Get back to speed. This is important.

Dear O-Line
You suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck. Hope this helps!

Dear D-Line,
Way to deliver Romo his first sacks of the season. With a bit more consistency, you'll be a force to be reckoned with.

Dear Nick Collins,
Awesome. That was awesome. You are awesome. Awesome.

Dear Charles Woodson, Al Harris, & Aaron Rouse,
Good job essentially shutting down the WR game tonight. You did great for most of the game, but in the end, you let Miles Austin lose the game for us with those two crippling plays. Don't do that anymore.

Dear everyone else on the defense,
Learn to stop tight ends. This was a problem last season, and it was a huge problem tonight. Letting Marion Barber rape you was one thing, but giving Witten sloppy seconds was unacceptable. I understand that those two are tremendously talented, but focus on stopping at least one of them.

Dear Mason Crosby,
You're still cool. Keep being cool.

Dear Mike McCarthy,
I like you, but you suck at changing course mid-game. The run game was fucked from the start. Stop trying to force it. This was your problem the year we went 8-8, and in several of our weaker games last season. If something isn't working, or is irreparably damaged, stop fucking overusing it.

Better luck next week,

-TwoStep2888

[dmb@uvm]

Dear Packers,

Everything he said ^.


-Me

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Aaron Rodgers,
You tried, you made a few plays, and as an individual, you did all right. Keep being the new Jesus. Eventually, you guys have to click together, right?

Dear Donald Driver,
You are a champion. You can run and catch and fly and are a champion. That one play was my personal favorite of the night.

Dear Greg Jennings,
You are also amazing. Despite this game being an ugly one for the team, 100+ yards ain't bad. Now, find the end zone every once in a while, and we'll be gold.

Dear Ryan Grant,
Get back to speed. This is important.

Dear O-Line
You suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck. Hope this helps!

Dear D-Line,
Way to deliver Romo his first sacks of the season. With a bit more consistency, you'll be a force to be reckoned with.

Dear Nick Collins,
Awesome. That was awesome. You are awesome. Awesome.

Dear Charles Woodson, Al Harris, & Aaron Rouse,
Good job essentially shutting down the WR game tonight. You did great for most of the game, but in the end, you let Miles Austin lose the game for us with those two crippling plays. Don't do that anymore.

Dear everyone else on the defense,
Learn to stop tight ends. This was a problem last season, and it was a huge problem tonight. Letting Marion Barber rape you was one thing, but giving Witten sloppy seconds was unacceptable. I understand that those two are tremendously talented, but focus on stopping at least one of them.

Dear Mason Crosby,
You're still cool. Keep being cool.

Dear Mike McCarthy,
I like you, but you suck at changing course mid-game. The run game was fucked from the start. Stop trying to force it. This was your problem the year we went 8-8, and in several of our weaker games last season. If something isn't working, or is irreparably damaged, stop fucking overusing it.

Better luck next week,

-TwoStep2888

P.S.

Seriously, fuck you, Packers coaching staff. Eat a bag of dicks.

Dear Marion Barber,
You're a fucking beast. Jesus fuck, what a game.

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Packers,

Everything he said ^.


-Me

:lol I'm glad I saved you the trouble.

[dmb@uvm]

:lol I'm glad I saved you the trouble.

damn it. I started a new page though. Change my "^" to a "^<v"... or something like that.

[ShotgunDMB]

:lol I'm glad I saved you the trouble.

Your letters crack me up.

[ShotgunDMB]

Dear offensive line,

I've seen 90 year old women throw better blocks than you did today. 5 FUCKING SACKS? You played like huge sacks of shit today, and you better get your shit together next week.


Dear Coach Fox,

Your half time adjustments sucked. When they're getting in the backfield on every pass attempt, you need to chew some ass, and bring a tight end over to help with the blocking.

Dear Steve Smith,

Good to have you back.

Dear Jonathan Stewart,

You need to start ASAP.


Dear St. Louis Rams, Kansas City Chiefs, Detroit Lions and Oakland Raiders,

You're embarassing to the rest of the league. You give new meaning to the word "suck".

[TwoStep2888]

Your letters crack me up.

I'm glad you like them. :)

Dear Jonathan Stewart,

You need to start ASAP.

He's on my Fantasy Football team, so I cannot support this idea more. :thumbsup

[paul22589]

I am trying to start a new thread about this but I don't have privileges. I want to know what you guys think is more impressive. Is Boston Red Sox sellout record, around 460 games (since 2001) or the Green Bay Packers, which is around 270 games (since about 1965)? Remember population of Boston compared to Green Bay. Thanks for the response.
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[dmb@uvm]

I am trying to start a new thread about this but I don't have privileges. I want to know what you guys think is more impressive. Is Boston Red Sox sellout record, around 460 games (since 2001) or the Green Bay Packers, which is around 270 games (since about 1965)? Remember population of Boston compared to Green Bay. Thanks for the response.
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GB. Baseball plays so many games that I dont think 460 is that impressive. The years is the biggest factor I think and your mention of the population pushes even more in GB's favor since it is serving a small market.

[DynastyDrummer1]

Dear Coach Ryan,

Thank you so much for going to the prevent defense in the fourth quarter. You made it look like I might actually deserve a raise still.

-Jason Peters

[Number27]

P.S.

Seriously, fuck you, Packers coaching staff. Eat a bag of dicks.

Dear Marion Barber,
You're a fucking beast. Jesus fuck, what a game.
:thumbsup

In addition, Mr. Jennings please catch more TDs to go along with your 100+ yards games. Carlos' fantasy team would be very appreciative. :cool

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Aaron Rodgers,
Sorry you don't have a line. You might be good with some protection. Get healthy. :shrug

Dear Ryan Grant,
You are a bad football player. We would have been better off taking a knee on every play than giving you the ball today. Stop being a bad football player.

Dear Greg Jennings,
You are still the king of Wide Receivering. I love you very, very much.

Dear Donald Driver,
I love you, too, but FUCKING DO SOMETHING. You're great, but you were a non-entity in this one. Get open, get involved. Aaron needs you.

Dear Packers O-Line,
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fucking Fuck. Fuck you. Go die, every one of you. Even Tauscher. I don't like any of you anymore. You're all terrible. You're a cancer to this otherwise decent team. I hope whatever part of the team's plane you're on falls off mid-flight. Because then you'd die. And that would be a good thing. You are all very bad at football.

Dear Packers D-Line,
I like you guys. Stay healthy, stay consistent, don't be like that other line.

Dear Charles Woodson,
You are the Christ, the son of God. If I were to adopt a religion, it would be you. You've saved (or at least tried to save) us more times than I can count. Keep being a holy savior from above, with the injuries this defense has suffered, you and Nick Collins are our only hopes, but boy oh boy, do you bring a lot of hope. :o

Dear Nick Collins,
You are Charles' greatest disciple. Keep being great. In these tough times, we need you.

Dear Tramon Williams,
Nice pick. I feel better about you stepping in for Al Harris now. :)

Dear Aaron Rouse, Atari Bigby, & Al Harris,
PLEASE GET BETTER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD :lorraine

Dear AJ Hawk & Friends,
You're doing all right. A bit more work on stopping the run would help, though. You were actually kinda ok until you let Earnest "Battering" Graham crush you at the end. Don't do that again. Just play well, please.

Dear Mike McCarthy,
Congratulations. You did all you could to lose us this game, and you succeeded magnificently. Now, get better at coaching, or get fucked.

Dear Bob Sanders,
Remember all those cool little blitz packages you called last year, and during some of the preseason this year, and how they actually stopped offenses from brutally skullfucking us for an hour every week? Call those again.

Dear Favre Loyalists,
This is a preemptive 'Shut the fucking fuck up'. I know, I know, Aaron struggled this week, and Brett had about 18-and-a-half touchdowns, and 1,500 yards. You're all a bunch of fucks, and you're a hideous taint on this team's otherwise incredible fanbase. For the whole next week of inevitable "WELL IF FAVRE WAS HERE WE WOULDA WON CUZ FAVRE NEVER MADE IRREDEEMABLY STUPID DECISIONS AND COST US GAMES NOSIREE", shut the fucking fuck up. You don't understand the difference between short- and long-term strategy, and you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Shut the fucking fuck up.

Sincerely,
TwoStep2888

[DmBand801]

Dear Eli,

I turn to you and the g-men as the Mets waste away another chance at the playoffs. I love you.

-Anthony

[Tiduwho]

Dear Arizona Cardinals,

How does it feel being idiotic at the end of the game and sending Kurt, Boldin, and Fitzgerald out there down 21 points, and possibly giving Boldin a career ending injury?

[devilandthelord]

Dear Cleveland Browns,

I know you won today, but for the love of God, please start Brady Quinn. You've seen how horrible Derek Anderson is now. Its Brady's time now.

P.S.

Oh and of course, Kurt Warner, die of AIDS.

[DmBand801]

Dear Carson Palmer,

I hate you.

[RiotAct]

Dear Bills,

Please continue to not suck. Thanks.

--- A fan.

[clayj41]

Dear Aaron Rodgers,
Sorry you don't have a line. You might be good with some protection. Get healthy. :shrug

Dear Ryan Grant,
You are a bad football player. We would have been better off taking a knee on every play than giving you the ball today. Stop being a bad football player.

Dear Greg Jennings,
You are still the king of Wide Receivering. I love you very, very much.

Dear Donald Driver,
I love you, too, but FUCKING DO SOMETHING. You're great, but you were a non-entity in this one. Get open, get involved. Aaron needs you.

Dear Packers O-Line,
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fucking Fuck. Fuck you. Go die, every one of you. Even Tauscher. I don't like any of you anymore. You're all terrible. You're a cancer to this otherwise decent team. I hope whatever part of the team's plane you're on falls off mid-flight. Because then you'd die. And that would be a good thing. You are all very bad at football.

Dear Packers D-Line,
I like you guys. Stay healthy, stay consistent, don't be like that other line.

Dear Charles Woodson,
You are the Christ, the son of God. If I were to adopt a religion, it would be you. You've saved (or at least tried to save) us more times than I can count. Keep being a holy savior from above, with the injuries this defense has suffered, you and Nick Collins are our only hopes, but boy oh boy, do you bring a lot of hope. :o

Dear Nick Collins,
You are Charles' greatest disciple. Keep being great. In these tough times, we need you.

Dear Tramon Williams,
Nice pick. I feel better about you stepping in for Al Harris now. :)

Dear Aaron Rouse, Atari Bigby, & Al Harris,
PLEASE GET BETTER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD :lorraine

Dear AJ Hawk & Friends,
You're doing all right. A bit more work on stopping the run would help, though. You were actually kinda ok until you let Earnest "Battering" Graham crush you at the end. Don't do that again. Just play well, please.

Dear Mike McCarthy,
Congratulations. You did all you could to lose us this game, and you succeeded magnificently. Now, get better at coaching, or get fucked.

Dear Bob Sanders,
Remember all those cool little blitz packages you called last year, and during some of the preseason this year, and how they actually stopped offenses from brutally skullfucking us for an hour every week? Call those again.

Dear Favre Loyalists,
This is a preemptive 'Shut the fucking fuck up'. I know, I know, Aaron struggled this week, and Brett had about 18-and-a-half touchdowns, and 1,500 yards. You're all a bunch of fucks, and you're a hideous taint on this team's otherwise incredible fanbase. For the whole next week of inevitable "WELL IF FAVRE WAS HERE WE WOULDA WON CUZ FAVRE NEVER MADE IRREDEEMABLY STUPID DECISIONS AND COST US GAMES NOSIREE", shut the fucking fuck up. You don't understand the difference between short- and long-term strategy, and you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Shut the fucking fuck up.

Sincerely,
TwoStep2888

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

[DynastyDrummer1]

Dear Dane Looker,

Have you figured out where you are yet?

-Leodis McKelvin

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Aaron Rodgers,
Don't you fucking be hurt I'm serious we need you you be Favre and play through this shit oh god we need you :(

Dear AJ Hawk,
Good luck with that groin. Come back soon.

[DMBZeppelin]

Dear Aaron Rodgers,
Don't you fucking be hurt I'm serious we need you you be Favre and play through this shit oh god we need you :(
That's just it though. He's not Favre. I hate watching any Packers games, because all they do is compare the two. Rodgers has gotten hurt every year. Why is this a surprise?

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Packers,
Why do you hate me? :(

Dear Aaron Rodgers,
You are a soldier, playing through that injury, and playing well. We lost, yes, and your Favre-like INT was not at all graceful, but you came through, and played through extraordinary pain for the sake of the team. 300+yd, 3TD, all with a busted-as-fuck shoulder. I salute you, sir. Get healthy.

Dear Donald Driver,
You are the best person. I love you a lot.

Dear Greg Jennings,
Slow start, but solid play overall. Keep being amazing, please.

Dear Ryan Grant,
I still don't like you very much for the first four weeks of the season, but I can't really complain too much about 4.6yds/carry. Keep improving. If you return to your Christ-like, ROCKET-like magic of 07, I will be in love with you again. Until then, though, :mad.

Dear Brandon Jackson,
You are pretty good, and should get more carries than you do, at least until Ryan Grant resumes his divinity.

Dear Tory Humphrey,
Way to go, buddy. I haven't a clue who you are, but you had some big plays today. Way to go. :)

Dear Packers O-Line,
God. Fucking. Dammit. There are not enough :BANGs in the world to properly convey how fucking terrible you are.

Dear Packers D-Line,
Eh, you're all right. A bit more effort, and a lot more consistency would definitely help.

Dear AJ Hawk,
Way to play through whatever the fuck was wrong with you. I didn't even expect you to be active, let alone owner of multiple tackles on the day. You surely weren't your usual beast self, but I appreciate the above-and-beyond effort.

Dear Nick Barnett & Brady Poppinga,
You're supposed to stop the run. Unlike AJ, you two had no excuse to be mediocre today. Play better.

Dear Charles Woodson,
I didn't hear from you all day, which made me kinda sad, but I suppose that means you did an exceptional job of completely shutting down whoever the fuck you were covering all day. Who were you covering anyway? It is a mystery. :confused

Dear Tramon Williams,
:cool

Dear Will Blackmon,
You are bad at defense. Good at returning, but boy, oh boy, are you bad at defense. Matt Ryan had 194yds in this game, and 132 of them were to the guy you were supposed to be covering. Stop being bad at defense.

Dear Nick Collins,
You are a bad ass motherfucker. That is all.

Dear Al Harris, Atari Bigby, & Aaron Rouse,
PLEASE GET BETTER WE ARE DYING WITHOUT YOU SERIOUSLY 2-0 WHEN YOU GUYS WERE HERE 0-3 SINCE THIS IS THE SADDEST THING IN AMERICA :lorraine

Dear Mason Crosby,
Good job. You made two long kicks, though the god damn O-Line fucked up one of them. If not for them, you'd have made this a tie game. Learn to onside kick more accurately, though. You really gave that right back to them at the end there. That being said,

Dear Jermichael Finley,
You lost us this game. Fuck you and your fucking holding call. Go die.

Dear Derrick Frost,
You go die, too. You are a very bad punter.

Dear Ted Thompson,
As long as I'm on a roll with telling people to go die... yeah. I love you during the draft, but you should have all GM powers stripped away outside of those two days. Jon Ryan was The Great Canadian Hope. Derrick Frost is a shit. With the exception of the draft, you are a very bad GM.

Dear Mike McCarthy,
Not as atrocious as the past two weeks, but still, fuck you and your shitty playcalling. You are a very bad Head Coach.

Dear Bob Sanders,
You are a terrible defensive coordinator, and are costing us this season. Put KGB on the bench; he is 79 years old and cannot move at all. Use Aaron Kampman and all of those young guys around him to blitz. We used to be able to stop people, before you forgot how to call a game. Please learn to coach a defense again, or get the fuck out of Green Bay. You are a very bad Defensive Coordinator.

Dear Wayne Larrivee & Larry McCarren,
You two are so fun to listen to. Never stop being the ridiculous pair that you are. You are very good, hilarious announcers. :o

[devilandthelord]

Dear TwoStep2888,

Maybe next week you can write notes to all the taxi-squad players too.

[TwoStep2888]

Dear TwoStep2888,

Maybe next week you can write notes to all the taxi-squad players too.

Dear devilandthelord,

You're just lucky I combine the Offensive and Defensive Lines into single entities. I could just as easily critique each lineman's performance individually. :p

[devilandthelord]

Dear devilandthelord,

You're just lucky I combine the Offensive and Defensive Lines into single entities. I could just as easily critique each lineman's performance individually. :p

God save us. :freak

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Lions,

Thank you for being the worst team in football.

Signed, NFC North.

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Lions,

Thank you for being the worst team in football.

Signed, NFC North.

:thumbsup God love 'em.

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Packers,

Thank you for continuing to suck ass. It's nice to be in first. It's amazing because our fans never thought we would.

Signed, Chicago Bears.

[devilandthelord]

Dear Clinton Portis,

You're the man now, dog!

[devilandthelord]

Dear Lions,

Thank you for being the worst team in football.

Signed, NFC North.

Bo, I think it's close, but that distinction is reserved for the Kansas City Chiefs.

[BotheDMBFan]

They have a win, Automatically disqualified. Rams are close, but they have a better TEAM...they just fucking suck.

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Jermichael Finley,
You lost us this game. Fuck you and your fucking holding call. Go die.

Dear Jermichael Finley,
Hmm, according to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, you were nowhere near that penalty, and the refs called the wrong number. Sorry for the specific hate call-out. You're back in general O-Line hate territory.

Dear Refs,
You're incompetent, and those penalties on Nick Collins and Pat Lee were horrible. :thumbsdow

[Number27]

Dear devilandthelord,

You're just lucky I combine the Offensive and Defensive Lines into single entities. I could just as easily critique each lineman's performance individually. :p
Please, please, do this. :lol

[devilandthelord]

They have a win, Automatically disqualified. Rams are close, but they have a better TEAM...they just fucking suck.

Oh yeah, I forgot they do.
As terrible as they usually appear, I forgot they had won a game.
Okay, until the Lions win, they are the worst.

[thehoss]

to the rest of the nfc, thank you for making us look so much better than the rest of you by not being able to be balanced on both offense AND defense.


sincerely, the ny giants, and the rest of the nfc east.

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Jermichael Finley,

Your name is Jermichael. For this alone, you shouldn't be allowed to play football.

Signed, Jesus.

[bradshaw06]

Dear ben roethlisberger

you are a beast.

dear hines ward, james harrsion and brynt mcfadden,

you guys are great, awesome job tonight

signed steeler nation

[DynastyDrummer1]

Dear JP Losman,
Thank you for reminding us why you are now the back up. Congrats asshat, you can throw a deep ball but you lack the common knowledge to get rid of the football when a 400lb man is running at you.

- Bills Fans Anonymous

P.S. Nice handoff... douche

[Mario82288]

Dear Dallas Cowboys Defense,

STOP SOMEBODY!

- Dallas Fans Everywhere

[BonerJam]

Dear ben roethlisberger

you are a beast.

dear hines ward, james harrsion and brynt mcfadden,

you guys are great, awesome job tonight

signed steeler nation

I disagree about him being a beast, the man is always complaining about some sort of minor injury.

[bradshaw06]

I disagree about him being a beast, the man is always complaining about some sort of minor injury.

ehh, he fights through it though. a shitty line and no protection and he goes out there and single handedly wins the game. sheds tackles and makes big plays. i havent really seen him complain about injuries, i have seen him say everyone has injuries etc.

[BonerJam]

Im not saying he's not a good player, cause he is...I just feel like he's always "hurt"..

And he's not the only one with o line issues...

Anyways, let's not hijack this bad boy, lol

[Nick@Night]

Dear Brad Childress,

Grow some hair and find us a QB who would garner a passer rating of at least 80 on Madden '09.

Yours,
Adrian Peterson

[bradshaw06]

Im not saying he's not a good player, cause he is...I just feel like he's always "hurt"..

And he's not the only one with o line issues...

Anyways, let's not hijack this bad boy, lol

agreed, it does seem like he is hurt alot. i laugh abit everytime i see him get up see him wince, its like here we go again. i guess you could say he embellishes.

[BonerJam]

agreed, it does seem like he is hurt alot. i laugh abit everytime i see him get up see him wince, its like here we go again. i guess you could say he embellishes.


Right. That's what I mean. The dude can play, but I feel like every time he gets hit, or scrambles and slides to avoid a hit he is exagerating an injury when he gets up. I feel like if he was tapped in the leg, he will show a limp for a few minutes!!

[devilandthelord]

Disagree with the comments toward Roethlisberger.
Even being a Browns fan, I can say that he is a hell of a tough guy and a great competitor.
If he says he's hurting, I'll believe him 100%.

[TwoStep2888]

I was on the road, so I missed today's game, so I'll just say this.

Dear Packers,
Good win, guys. Get ready for tough game next week.

Sincerely,
TwoStep2888

[DmBand801]

Dear Redskins,

You guys suck.

[themaker111]

Dear Buffalo Bills,

Please take JP Losman out back and "take care of him". This guy is awful and after last week's display should never play in the NFL again. Seriously.

[crashintonickdm]

dear jerry jones,

trade for roy williams so we can put under achieving patrick crayton back in the slot and TO can get single coverage again.

reguards,
nick

[devilandthelord]

Dear Drew Brees,
You da man. I can't wait to see what you do with a healthy Marques Colston and Jeremy Shockey both possibly coming back next week.

Dear Clinton Portis,
You are also the fucking man. THe Redskins may have sucked this week, but you are still awesome. Keep it up.

Dear Aaron Rodgers,
You are a tough SOB and a helluva player.

Dear Adrian Peterson,
I'm sorry you don't have much help.

Dear Correll Buckhalter,
Its good to know that in a pinch, you can be just as good as Brian Westbrook, fantasy-wise. Thank you.

[sweett513]

Dear Bengal Fans (and other residents of Cincinnati),

Please just accept the fact that you will have no team to root for as long as I am alive because I will never hire a GM, and will never actually care about having a winning football team as long as I am making money off of you and the taxes I have imposed on you. So deal with it and watch the Reds... oh wait.

Sincerely,
Mike Brown

[william.hosking]

Dear Lions,

Trade Roy Williams, Jon Kitna, and any other turd you can and start stockpiling draft picks, because it's going to be a loooooooong road back to mediocrity.


Cautiously yours,

Joe

[rickyh24]

Dear Matt Cassel,

You are horrible. There is a reason you did not play in College. Why are you on the field now? I'm sure you were a great High School QB. Congrats on that.

Signed,

Me


P.S. Jason Varitek you suck too.

[Bartender84]

Dear God,

Can you please speed up the flow of time so 2009 gets here faster and I can forget this terrible year for Seattle sports in general. Or maybe just let me get knocked into a coma and wake up on Jan. 1st. Has any city ever been shit on more in one year than we have this year? I really don't think so.

[lockman21]

Dear NFL,

Stop making your league for women. Quarterbacks get hit sometimes. Stop protecting them like they are babies.

Chris

P.S. Kickers and punters get touched sometimes too. Bunch of pussies.

[thebridge15]

Dear New York Giants,

You suck.

[lillerfm]

Dear New Orleans Saints,

Kill me. Just fucking kill me.

-Frank

P.S. Have fun in London...

[TwoStep2888]

Dear Aaron Rodgers,
You are a soldier, and are quickly turning into a great player. Anyone who still doubts you after these past few weeks of playing through tremendous pain for the sake of the team is a fool. Rest up. You'll need to be at the top of your game coming out of the Bye against the Titans.

Dear Ryan Grant,
This is what I like to see. Keep improving, return to your 07 godliness, and I will consider retracting by desire to have you traded.

Dear Donald Driver,
101 consecutive games with a reception. If that's not dedication, I don't know what is. Keep being you, because you are awesome.

Dear Packers O-Line,
This was an improvement, though only a slight one. You're still quite unacceptable, and should continue working to change that, preferably over the Bye. The Titans defense will not be forgiving of your usual bullshit mistakes.

Dear Packers D-Line,
For being as banged up as you all are, you played well today. To those of you who are hurt, get better. With as much enthusiasm and hustle as the defense played with today, having an intact defensive line would go a long way towards making us an entity to be feared by offenses.

Dear Nick Barnett & The Gang,
Y'all cool.

Dear Charles Woodson,
Too bad you didn't get to be Jesus today. Way to lock down Reggie Wayne, though. Impressive performance.

Dear Nick Collins,
You. You are the amazing-est fucking thing. Just keep being you forever and ever and ever.

Dear Aaron Rouse,
Nice INT. Way to step up in Atari's place. Having an adequate substitute for the man makes a noticeable difference. Hopefully, Atari will be back after the Bye, but if he isn't I have confidence in you, sir.

Dear Al Harris, Atari Bigby, James Jones, Mike Montgomery, and Jeremy Thompson,
Get healthy, please. I know I don't sound as forceful and desperate as I usually do, but that's because I'm coming off a big, surprise win. Seriously, though, get healthy, ASAP.

Dear Mike McCarthy,
You're lucky Ryan Grant is regaining some of his ROCKET-like abilities, because you suck at not calling run plays 600 times a drive.

Dear Ted Thompson,
Fire Derrick Frost. Hire a Free Agent or two. Quit being such a lame fuck 363 days a year. There are other opportunities to build than the draft every year. Do something for once.

Dear Bob Sanders,
Fine. Don't blitz ever. Just forget what blitzing even is.

Sincerely,
TwoStep2888

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Kyle Orton,

If you continue to not suck, I may take that price off of your head.

Signed, Anon.

[devilandthelord]

Dear Cleveland Browns,
Now do you believe Derek Anderson sucks?
Put in the kid!

[BotheDMBFan]

Dear Ryan,

Brady Quinn sucks too.

Signed, Everyone who knows what's up.

[devilandthelord]

Dear Ryan,

Brady Quinn sucks too.

Signed, Everyone who wishes they were Brady Quinn.


Haters.

[ant_marching41]

Dear Philadelphia Eagles,

Thanks for not embarassing yourselves this week.

-Me

[BotheDMBFan]

Haters.

I do wish I looked like him. Beautiful, beautiful man.


And arguably your best player wants out.

[devilandthelord]

I do wish I looked like him. Beautiful, beautiful man.


And arguably your best player wants out.

You mean K2?
That guys a freaking idiot, but a helluva player when healthy and his head is in the game.
However there is something seriously, seriously wrong with the Browns training facilities with all the staph infections their players seem to get.
An alarmingly higher frequency than any other NFL team I can think of.

[BotheDMBFan]

You mean K2?
That guys a freaking idiot, but a helluva player when healthy and his head is in the game.
However there is something seriously, seriously wrong with the Browns training facilities with all the staph infections their players seem to get.
An alarmingly higher frequency than any other NFL team I can think of.

Yeah, K2 wants out. Rumor has it Bray Bray wants to go to another team too.

[devilandthelord]

Yeah, K2 wants out. Rumor has it Bray Bray wants to go to another team too.

I don't blame Quinn. They haven't even given him a chance by now, and its not like they have Tom Brady or Peyton Manning at QB.
Derek Anderson is a fucking bum, and the Browns just choose not to see it.
If he goes to another team, I hope he gets to start and I will follow him there.

[BotheDMBFan]

Bray Bray = Braylon Edwards

[lillerfm]

Dear Shocky...

SHUT THE FUCK UP