The world is flat...

[Crazy#41]

yes... there are still people out there today who think the earth is flat. They are convinced there is a giant ice wall that keeps us from falling off the edge...
they believe that NASA has fake all satellite photos and that gravity doesn't exit, the earth is apparently continually shooting upwards and when an object falls it is actually the ground rushing up to meet the object.

Don't believe me?
See for yourself: http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum//

[2steppinKJ]

Exhibit 45329 in the argument that you can't put brains in statues...

[cryfreedom4136]

Every single one of them is too stupid to be allowed to continue to live

[DMB0715]

One person has over 20,000 posts and over 65 a day. Nice.

[thatgirl224]

this makes me sad :(

[kjam1988]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18781.0

hahahahaha.

[dmbgodagirl41]

is it wrong that i want to join that forum and see how long it takes me to get banned?

[thatgirl224]

is it wrong that i want to join that forum and see how long it takes me to get banned?
no...

I'm so tempted to troll there...*must resist urge to piss off the dodo's*

[kjam1988]

is it wrong that i want to join that forum and see how long it takes me to get banned?

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18795.0

I'm bored.

[thatgirl224]

Seriously...I just want to ask them how they can believe something like this...I mean...EXPLAIN THE HORIZON BITCHES

Explain the curve of the earth...explain how when you hop in a ship and sail TRUE WEST how you end up on *GaSp!!1!* teh otherz side of da mapz!!omG!!

[cryfreedom4136]

Question, the government can't even keep it a secret when we are giving aid to both sides in a war, how in the HELL would they keep it a secret that the earth is flat? And I fail to see the monitary gain (or any gain really) in convincing people the earth is round

[thatgirl224]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18795.0

I'm bored.
Hi Joe...nice to meet you. I'm Kiki Morekki

*shakes hand*:D

[thatgirl224]

Question, the government can't even keep it a secret when we are giving aid to both sides in a war, how in the HELL would they keep it a secret that the earth is flat? And I fail to see the monitary gain (or any gain really) in convincing people the earth is round
What I don't understand is how this is a government conspiracy...when people have been saying the earth is round since BEFORE MODERN GOVERMENT.

Ancient Greeks discovered it....what kind of conspiracy is that? A crappy one? Yup.

[thatgirl224]

BWAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT LOCKED!!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

This is awesome

[kjam1988]

Yeah. Now I'm just going to annoy them until they ban me.

LarryKingIsMadeOfPretzels.org

[groton]

ah you people.

If your going do this right you must earn there trust first then Tell them there Fucking Dummy's.

trust me me and a Few Friends(read like 20 from anouther Site) One time Invaded a Msg bored by people who believed in Flying lizard Aliens .
:lol

[cryfreedom4136]

:lol :lol Larry King Is Made Of Pretzels, its true I saw him once and bit his shoulder... best pretzel I ever had...

[thatgirl224]

Hmm...that explains the beer cravings everytime I flick by his channel

[groton]

Lamo

[kjam1988]

Dey all jus ignant.

[groton]

yes but Gain there Trust then CRUSH there souls

lets see what a Boy from Kansas who was home school gets out of them

goes by name moses abraham

[cryfreedom4136]

kjam, start a thread claiming the earth is a cube and that we only live on one side of it.

Also claim that each side has a different type of people living on it, fish people, bird people, lizard people, giant slugs, and dinosaurs live on the others

[groton]

who got the Lamest First post anyone ever Seen ;)

Me

[groton]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18797.0

:lol

so there is no God or Hell

but the world is Flat ?

[kjam1988]

kjam, start a thread claiming the earth is a cube and that we only live on one side of it.

Also claim that each side has a different type of people living on it, fish people, bird people, lizard people, giant slugs, and dinosaurs live on the others

Genius! Posted. Punks still haven't banned me.

[groton]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18801.0

[groton]

these people might be a bit smarter then we thought.

[UNC41]

My bad ...

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18802.0

[kjam1988]

My bad ...

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18802.0

hahahahahaha. I was going to make my screen name someting to do with Suzy Kolber at first. :lol

[Arby]

Wow. Theres no way they can actually believe this. They're just telling themselves that they believe it to be different.

[Arby]

http://theworldisarecord.ytmnd.com/

[DirtyDeeds449]

Someone ask how the world can be flat if dave dug a hold all the way to china.

[winterscold]

this is too good. I am now known as rabbi tom on there. First I will gain their trust over a period of time

[winterscold]

haha, they still believe the sun revolves around the earth.

and also

Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

[kjam1988]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18804.0;topicseen

LAWLS

[halloween_dmb41]

Genius! Posted. Punks still haven't banned me.


:lol You're cracking me up.

[halloween_dmb41]

See if you can make enough threads to fill up the front page

[robthomas]

It is funny how our ideas/beliefs and knowledge have changed over time. This passage is taken from a Stephen Hawking book:
A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in return, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the tortoise standing on?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"

[mike007]

Isn't stephen hawking retarded?

[OlivePoet]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18797.0

:lol

so there is no God or Hell

but the world is Flat ?

I agree with the god and hell parts. I only skimmed his responses, but I dug them.

[dontburnthe_pig]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18781.0

hahahahaha.

I did find this funny, but it's rather pointless. I feel bad for these people because of people who post like that. Who cares if people really think it's flat. It's not, so justleave it with that.

[groton]

I agree with the god and hell parts. I only skimmed his responses, but I dug them.

You know I also believe in the No God and Hell parts ;)

[robthomas]

Isn't stephen hawking retarded?

Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and widely regarded as the most brilliant theoretical physicist alive?
Retarded - Not hardly ; Lou Gehrig's diseases sufferer - Yes

[OlivePoet]

these people might be a bit smarter then we thought.

It's not to figure out when things like this happen on message boards.

[dre2142]

:D this makes me sad :(

What makes you more sad? People thinking the world is flat, or married couples that swing? :D

[mike007]

Lucasian professor of mathematics at the University of Cambridge and widely regarded as the most brilliant theoretical physicist alive? Retarded - Not hardly ; Lou Gehrig's diseases sufferer - Yes

Isn't Lou Gehrig retarded? Or shall I say was retarded since that man died from retardation.

[dontburnthe_pig]

Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and widely regarded as the most brilliant theoretical physicist alive?
Retarded - Not hardly ; Lou Gehrig's diseases sufferer - Yes

Yeah, Hawking is far from retarded. The man is brilliant.

[dontburnthe_pig]

Isn't Lou Gehrig retarded? Or shall I say was retarded since that man died from retardation.

Lou Gerhig was a baseball player who made this disease famous.

[mike007]

i think you're all retarded.

[groton]

It's not to figure out when things like this happen on message boards.

I don't know heat I wish I had the site of the people who believe in the Flying Alien Lizards people they bought the stuff that was sad pretty hard.

[mike007]

Lou Gerhig was a baseball player who made this disease famous.

No shit. Was he good?

[OlivePoet]

This is lame.

[OlivePoet]

I don't know heat I wish I had the site of the people who believe in the Flying Alien Lizards people they bought the stuff that was sad pretty hard.

Lame.

[Arby]

are you havin a laugh?

[dontburnthe_pig]

No shit. Was he good?

Funny.

What did you mean then when you asked if he was retarded?

[mike007]

Answer my question, was Lou Gehrig dating Babe Ruth?

[mike007]

Funny.

What did you mean then when you asked if he was retarded?

I didn't mean nothing, retard. I'm Stephen Hawkings in person, and if I could get out of this wheelchair I would kick your college boy ass.

[dontburnthe_pig]

Answer my question, was Lou Gehrig dating Babe Ruth?

I think so.

[robthomas]

Answer my question, was Lou Gehrig dating Babe Ruth?

what???
sure, why not

[winterscold]

I think we are getting off topic to what is really important. People think the earth is flat.

[dontburnthe_pig]

I didn't mean nothing, retard. I'm Stephen Hawkings in person, and if I could get out of this wheelchair I would kick your college boy ass.

:lol

Whatever.

[robthomas]

I didn't mean nothing, retard. I'm Stephen Hawkings in person, and if I could get out of this wheelchair I would kick your college boy ass.

If a frog had wings......

[OlivePoet]

I think we are getting off topic to what is really important. People think the earth is flat.

Eh, let 'em. They're not hurting anyone.

[dmbgodagirl41]

holy shit, nice work, guys. Someone commented that there seems to be influx of noobz today. :lol

[dontburnthe_pig]

holy shit, nice work, guys. Someone commented that there seems to be influx of noobz today. :lol

Just a tiny bit..

[winterscold]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18806.0

That Lord Z guy is everywhere.

[robthomas]

thomas the rabbi sure doesn't talk like a man of the cloth

[AlpineValley804]

I'm thinking about joining the crowd. On top of posting the link to the forum on another forum I visit to up the invasion.

[tmorry326]

I love when people post other, more insane forums. I love looking around them. Like when Brendan posted the racist forum hating Barack won. This is on par on the awesome scale.

[cryfreedom4136]

Its going to turn into intraweb warz if they find out where the invasion is coming from, man would that be awesome

[groton]

:lol I doubt they figure it out.

[cryfreedom4136]

:lol I doubt they figure it out.

What if we have had a FE spy in our midst all this time and we didn't know and they rat us out

[groton]

What if we have had a FE spy in our midst all this time and we didn't know and they rat us out
:lol that would rock.

but they might get a hint where dave matthews fan based but who knows

[tmorry326]

P.S. they believe in a Flat Mars and have a FM Society too.

One of my science teachers showed us a video with many FE Society members in it. The video was a hit.

[cryfreedom4136]

:lol that would rock.

but they might get a hint where dave matthews fan based but who knows

Yeah if moses abrahams keeps posting DMB lyrics even people as dim-wited as them will figure it out eventually

[groton]

Well it was the most Evil DMB song HFGL

I think these guys are just screwing around about being FE'ers for the most part.

[Aubrie]

The world is as flat as my chest. ;)

[cryfreedom4136]

The world is as flat as my chest. ;)


I am going to have to ask for visual proof of this :D

[groton]

The world is as flat as my chest. ;)

which means there really nice Globes

[dmbgodagirl41]

The world is as flat as my chest. ;)

HEYYYOOOOO! :hump

[dontburnthe_pig]

which means there really nice Globes

:lol :lol

[cryfreedom4136]

Man nothing gets a thread moving like a boob reference

[dmbgodagirl41]

Man nothing gets a thread moving like a boob reference

It's always my advice for noobs who want to have a successful thread; either mention boobs, show pictures of boobs or ask someone to mention boobs.

[Aubrie]

:lol

[groton]

boobs is great

[groton]

man I guess it pays to have a brother who wants to be a paster and have gone to church till you were 14 four times a week :)

[UNLTrpt]

Eh, let 'em. They're not hurting anyone.

agreed.

But damn, what a great find. I'm getting minutes and minutes of enjoyment out of this.

Q: "Why doesn't water run off the Earth?"

A: There is a vast ice wall that keeps the water where it is. The ice wall is roughly 150ft high. This also explains why you can find a vast plane of ice when you travel south.

an ice wall?

Supposing for a moment that the government does guard it solely by posting men on it, these men are 150 in the air. From that hight they can see at least 15 miles in every relevant direction (this of course is calculating using the RE model... on a FE they might see farther). Thus you can cover the whole wall with just 78,225/30 = 2608 men.

You can decrease it further by giving them snowmobiles and having them ride between waypoints. If they can ride 10 mph and still keep an eye on things, then in one hour one sixth the previous number -- or 652 men -- can cover the wall in an hour. In fact, doing this gives them better coverage, since this way their 15-mile-radius field of vision doesn't have any holes.

Now take the terrain into account -- much of the Ice Wall is probably unapproachable except by air -- and you can trim down the numbers even further.

Strategically locate some helicopter pads (on the wall or floating) and you can have heavy armament on the scene in thirty minutes. Assuming an Apache helicopter can fly 150 mph, in that time they could fly 75 miles, so we would need to place pads every 150 miles, requiring 521 pads. Obviously, if you don't insist on thirty-minute response time, you can do with fewer. Don't forget that the watchmen can see 15 miles away from the wall, so thirty minutes should be more than enough to intercept any boat that tries to approach, snap pictures, and sail to safety.

Of course, this is all assuming that the only means our governments have of detecting trespassers is by looking with their eyes. We're neglecting radar and high-altitude spyplanes, probably with infrared cameras.

We're also neglecting intelligence. Anybody who wants to travel to the ice wall has to leave from someplace, and these someplaces can be watched by agents as well. There aren't too many good places to set on on such a journey from. Then, such expeditions would also have to be planned, and agents could get words about them before they even start. Once they've started, agents could monitor radio transmissions. If they can discover tresspassers a thousand miles away instead of only fifteen, then maybe they don't need so big a force as you say.

Basically, your objection is a straw man at best.

wow.

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

Q: "How did NASA create these images with the computer technology available at the time?"

A: Since NASA did not send rockets into space, they instead spent the money on developing advanced computers and imaging software instead



LOL

[thatgirl224]

:D

What makes you more sad? People thinking the world is flat, or married couples that swing? :D

People who think the world is flat :(

Swinging couples are just gettin' some....can't hate on that :lol

[tmorry326]

Wouldn't it be nuts if they were right?

[groton]

They found Us.
man the battle stations :lol

[tmorry326]

How did they find?

[groton]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18804.20
abraham moses ratted us out.

[cryfreedom4136]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18804.20
abraham moses ratted us out.

I think you are abraham moses

[Head In Hands]

question: have any of them ever seen the ice wall??

[tmorry326]

I never made a username. Just kept reading more of their threads...I can't figure out why people would join that board as a "RE'er" but go for the debate and discussion. Why? Ever? Thats like a rapper joining a white power forum just to spread his point of view and hear open discussion.

:lol :lol Whatever...

But...Jon, they quoted you. Page one. Copy paste of your first comment in here. Awesome.

[groton]

I think you are Abraham moses

Nope I'm Moses Abraham

[cryfreedom4136]

question: have any of them ever seen the ice wall??

No, because it is being guarded by the government and they will kill you with lazer wielding sharks if you even think about trying to see it DUH :monkey

[Head In Hands]

No, because it is being guarded by the government and they will kill you with lazer wielding sharks if you even think about trying to see it DUH :monkey

is this really their rationale?

and which government heads this up?

[dmbgodagirl41]

No, because it is being guarded by the government and they will kill you with lazer wielding sharks if you even think about trying to see it DUH :monkey
don't forget the alien crafts that Tom Cruise also have guarding this secret from everyone with their space guns.

[groton]

the secrete world government

[cryfreedom4136]

is this really their rationale?

and which government heads this up?

All of them, according to them, all disharmony between governments is merely a smoke screen to keep people in the dark

EDIT: IF the world is flat, I am 100% certain that the Stone Cutters are behind it

[Head In Hands]

and why wouldn't the government want us to know if the earth were flat?

[scoobycc]

and why wouldn't the government want us to know if the earth were flat?

The lobbyists for the Globe Makers Society have been lining the pockets of our politicians.

[groton]

:lol :lol

[thatgirl224]

I. JUST. DON'T. UNDERSTAND.

I'm an open minded person, I really am...but they are 'debunking' scientific fact with their own 'science' or whatnot...but none of it is documented by credible sources, and most of it is just speculation...

[groton]

yes Rienne i think most of it is them just being different we have those types here

[thatgirl224]

yes Rienne i think most of it is them just being different we have those types here
I mean...I understand believing in something that others can't understand...or want to understand...

Like when it comes to spirituality...I have beliefs that I know make people roll their eyes...but scientific reality and spirituality are not compatible... you can't legitimately compare the two. No matter how hard you squeeze a turnip...you aren't going to get orange juice from it...

But they are discrediting science with their own 'science', and a bunch of 'We don't know''s

[Head In Hands]

do they believe this for religious reasons?

[groton]

nope I think the majority are atheist/Agnostics

[reverend miles]

they say that only 11% of the members actually believe in a flat earth. the others for a good chuckle i guess

[41 Step]

There are still people who don't believe in evolution :cough: Chuck Norris :cough:

[groton]

yeah but Chuck Noris is cool you know :rolleyes

[mike007]

I heard Chuck Norris has Lou Gehrig's disease, is this true?

[robthomas]

I heard Chuck Norris has Lou Gehrig's disease, is this true?

not again

[mike007]

Lou Gehrig might have had the Chuck Norris disease, I might have the two confused.

[UCFish]

Hilarious

[mike007]

Chuck Norris was cool in Commando.

[kjam1988]

Sorry joe1983, you are banned from using this forum!

Cunts.

[groton]

Hilarious

Thanks I try

[AlpineValley804]

Lou Gehrig might have had the Chuck Norris disease, I might have the two confused.

:lol:lol:lol

You just made a miserable day so much better.

[kjam1988]

This is bullshit. Once you are banned it tracks your IP number or something so you can't even view the site. I wanted to see the madness that ensued as more Flat Earthers awakened

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

This is bullshit. Once you are banned it tracks your IP number or something so you can't even view the site. I wanted to see the madness that ensued as more Flat Earthers awakened

sign into mine.

[ech0198]

Where did they get this whole "theory"? I mean, I guess I can understand where some of them may think that the earth was flat. I mean, we were always told in elementary school that people used to think the earth was flat and what not, but where the f did this business about a ice wall come into play?

[2steppinKJ]

Wouldn't it be nuts if they were right?

If the world was Keira Knightley, they would be...

[kjam1988]

Where did they get this whole "theory"? I mean, I guess I can understand where some of them may think that the earth was flat. I mean, we were always told in elementary school that people used to think the earth was flat and what not, but where the f did this business about a ice wall come into play?

That FAQ is pure comedy. Optical illusions, ice walls, billions of dollars in computer software...:lol

I think they are just really awkward people who pretend to believe in something stupid to have something in common with other awkward people.

[rickyh24]

im gonna do it...and im going to incorporate the spoiler into my post.

[DMB0715]

You're not cool unless the flat earth society crazies quote you and call you a "Gayer!"

[v-dublin-05]

they are rather annoying in there persistence of fallacies

edit, who all in here joined to try and piss them off, i did, im roly poly

[kjam1988]

they are rather annoying in there persistence of fallacies

edit, who all in here joined to try and piss them off, i did, im roly poly

I made like 8 threads this morning. joe1983. I'm banned so I can't view the site anymore. Sucks. :(

[kjam1988]

I loved the part where they had a "TROLL ALERT!" and suggested to retreat to "The Flat Mars Society".

[rickyh24]

this site is funny...

so earth just ends with an ice wall?

and noone has ever tried to climb over it? no plane has ever crashed into it?

what about Santa? his sleigh never hits it?

[UNLTrpt]

That FAQ is pure comedy. Optical illusions, ice walls, billions of dollars in computer software...:lol

Thats what I got my laughs from. My question is...why have a forum?

OP: "The earth is flat"

Responses:
"oh yeah I agree"
"absolutely true"
"that is 100% true"

...

where do you go from there?

[v-dublin-05]

this site is funny...

so earth just ends with an ice wall?

and noone has ever tried to climb over it? no plane has ever crashed into it?

what about Santa? his sleigh never hits it?


nope, the government blocks santa from getting anywhere near it! santa isnt even in on the conspiracy!

[rickyh24]

i want to make a thread titled

About The Ice Walls


How do Santa and his Reindeer avoid it? and will Elvis right a song about them in the near future?

[v-dublin-05]

i shall make it for you

[kjam1988]

Are my threads still on there? Look up joe1983. They best not have deleted my theories.

[rickyh24]

i shall make it for you

i shall post in it

[v-dublin-05]

i made it there, it awaits your visit

[cryfreedom4136]

They should all do the world a favor and throw a party with matching sneakers and "special" kool-aid

[zmiller91]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18817.0

[rickyh24]

i should have probably used a different username huh?

[zmiller91]

haha...yeah....atleast you didnt use your name.

[cryfreedom4136]

i should have probably used a different username huh?

Especially since they know where you are coming from, it might have been wise

[groton]

yeah Ricky should of made a name up

[v-dublin-05]

haha...yeah....atleast you didnt use your name.

there has to be a million zack millers, atleast

[rickyh24]

Especially since they know where you are coming from, it might have been wise

im not going to start any threads, so it wont matter.

[aclark0622]

they are rather annoying in there persistence of fallacies

edit, who all in here joined to try and piss them off, i did, im roly poly

:lol :lol :lol Great sig.

EDIT: There. Not here.

[JamesM]

this is so funny

[v-dublin-05]

their annoying about it, i proved them wrong, with a picture, taken from a plane, and they claimed it a fisheye lens

[JamesM]

well im JamesM...... My avatar is Dave Matthews......and my signature is a Disco Biscuits lyrics from The World Is Spinning.

I'm gonna say they hate us.

[halloween_dmb41]

:lol:lol:lol:lol I have gotten so much pleasure out of watching this progress today.

Pure genius. :thumbsup

[dontburnthe_pig]

their annoying about it, i proved them wrong, with a picture, taken from a plane, and they claimed it a fisheye lens

:lol :lol You must have set up a ton of mirrors and spent millions digitalizing the photo.

[mike007]

now who exactly is Lou Gehrig again?

[dontburnthe_pig]

now who exactly is Lou Gehrig again?

He's that guy dating Babe Ruth.

[tmorry326]

DMB0715 is a lightweight.

[mike007]

Babe Ruth, man that's a good candy bar.

[v-dublin-05]

:lol :lol You must have set up a ton of mirrors and spent millions digitalizing the photo.

luckily, some chap on google image search saved me all the hassle and did it for me, phew, im glad it was he and not me

haha :lol

they also claim that the first photo of the earth is a digital scam by nasa, because they clearly had that technology, years and years ago

[dontburnthe_pig]

Mr. Gerhig begs to differ.

[dontburnthe_pig]

luckily, some chap on google image search saved me all the hassle and did it for me, phew, im glad it was he and not me

haha :lol

they also claim that the first photo of the earth is a digital scam by nasa, because they clearly had that technology, years and years ago

It's one big conspiracy. There is no universe. This blue and green ball is just floating in an all white room with no windows and two people are just kicking it around.

[robthomas]

He's that guy dating Babe Ruth.

You beat me to it

[v-dublin-05]

It's one big conspiracy. There is no universe. This blue and green ball is just floating in an all white room with no windows and two people are just kicking it around.
so what happens to us at halftime?

[dontburnthe_pig]

so what happens to us at halftime?

A highschool cheerleading squad enters the room through a dimensional door.

[v-dublin-05]

A highschool cheerleading squad enters the room through a dimensional door.

thats gotta be nuts

[DMB0715]

DMB0715 is a lightweight.

Tmorry326 likes to use immature insults. Nice, dude.

[dontburnthe_pig]

thats gotta be nuts

It's fucking crazy.

The earth starts to look like this >:multi

[v-dublin-05]

It's fucking crazy.

The earth starts to look like this >:multi

:lol

[zmiller91]

It's fucking crazy.

The earth starts to look like this >:multi

no, thats the 8th graders balls droping after they see me in a cheerleading outfit.

[dontburnthe_pig]

no, thats the 8th graders balls droping after they see me in a cheerleading outfit.

Wrong. See the FAQ!!!!! It's all in there.

[halloween_dmb41]

So who thinks that they are gonna try to start shit on Ants like we did on their Flat Earth forum?

[v-dublin-05]

So who thinks that they are gonna try to start shit on Ants like we did on their Flat Earth forum?

meh, ignore em, they made the mistake of not ignoring me, so i kept on at it

[zmiller91]

thatd be awesome. but, i dont think they know who we are.

[groton]

no they know of this thread.

I think they might not care to even do it.

[TapNorris]

So, is it the general consensus that these "flat earth" people all still live in their parents basement?

[halloween_dmb41]

thatd be awesome. but, i dont think they know who we are.

Ya they know who dun it. :monkey

[v-dublin-05]

So, is it the general consensus that these "flat earth" people all still live in their parents basement?

they still live in the same room they grew up in, with a big, live size cut out of Spoc dominating their wall

Ya they know who dun it. :monkey

how?

[groton]

So, is it the general consensus that these "flat earth" people all still live in their parents basement?

Yeah I would say so.

I read one of the threads and two of there bigger posters is 15 and 13 or somthing like that :lol

[spoot388]

holy.....shit


how could they believe that shit? people are fucking morons. if the earth was flat wouldn't a telescope pointed parallel to earth's surface be able to see all of the tallest structures in the world?

[TapNorris]

they still live in the same room they grew up in, with a big, live size cut out of Spoc dominating their wall



A big Spock Fat Head for the "Flat Heads".

[v-dublin-05]

A big Spock Fat Head for the "Flat Heads".

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[zmiller91]

Yeah I would say so.

I read one of the threads and two of there bigger posters is 15 and 13 or somthing like that :lol
dude, stfu, one has a major in applied math.

[groton]

^ Lol Big Spock Fat head for the Flatheads :lol

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

holy.....shit


how could they believe that shit? people are fucking morons. if the earth was flat wouldn't a telescope pointed parallel to earth's surface be able to see all of the tallest structures in the world?

GET ON IN THERE!

[zmiller91]

if you are to lazy to make a user account. mine is: zackmiller password: zachary

[v-dublin-05]

GET ON IN THERE!

the believe that with a strong enough telescope you can "unsink" the monuments from the horizon
*the sinking is cause by the curvature of the earth

[dontburnthe_pig]

Guys, the world is flat. If you've never sailed around the world, then you don't know.

[halloween_dmb41]

how?


Somebody on here said something. And by the way I just joined in on the madnezz!!!!!!!

[v-dublin-05]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18827.0

rein havoc on em ^

[spoot388]

check out the sig for this guy....

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18825.msg345821#msg345821



that might be the most unnecessary thing i have ever seen.

[TapNorris]

Ok, who's roly poly? I'm Lionel Joseph.

[dontburnthe_pig]

check out the sig for this guy....

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18825.msg345821#msg345821



that might be the most unnecessary thing i have ever seen.

Funniest picture.:lol

[halloween_dmb41]

I'm Flatliner.

[spoot388]

Funniest picture.:lol


its not just the guy though, its the size of the fucking thing. :lol

[zmiller91]

who ever large phallus is or whtever, i cant help but laug when i scroll past you.

[dontburnthe_pig]

its not just the guy though, its the size of the fucking thing. :lol

:lol that too. Takes up an entire fucking page.

[Tomriddle]

yes... there are still people out there today who think the earth is flat. They are convinced there is a giant ice wall that keeps us from falling off the edge...
they believe that NASA has fake all satellite photos and that gravity doesn't exit, the earth is apparently continually shooting upwards and when an object falls it is actually the ground rushing up to meet the object.

Don't believe me?
See for yourself: http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum//

And yet, this has more credible science and reason behind it than any religion. That's the scary part

[TapNorris]

its not just the guy though, its the size of the fucking thing. :lol

kinda looks like Ryne Sandburg with no hair.

[zmiller91]

:lol that too. Takes up an entire fucking page.

theres actually a scroll bar for it.

[spoot388]

i just read in a thread that apparently we can't send stuff into space.

1st- can anyone find me where they go into detail about this

2nd- if we can't send stuff into space, how did we get telescopes up there to take pictures that end up being "flat"?

[zmiller91]

i just read in a thread that apparently we can't send stuff into space.

1st- can anyone find me where they go into detail about this

2nd- if we can't send stuff into space, how did we get telescopes up there to take pictures that end up being "flat"?

its a scam by nasa.

[v-dublin-05]

Ok, who's roly poly? I'm Lionel Joseph.

im roly poly

[halloween_dmb41]

I'm done for the night. Got to go to class early in the morning. Night trollers!!! :lol

[robthomas]

I'm done for the night. Got to go to class early in the morning. Night trollers!!! :lol

that sucks our classes start on Friday...FRIDAY, WTF??

[TapNorris]

im roly poly

I get the feeling lord z doesn't like you.

[v-dublin-05]

I get the feeling lord z doesn't like you.

cause i pwnd him earlier, we go back, ooo about 4 hours

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

IN B4 T3H L0C|< + B4|\|




seriously who finds it necessary to type like that, like its easier or something?

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

cause i pwnd him earlier, we go back, ooo about 4 hours

what you do

[v-dublin-05]

IN B4 T3H L0C|< + B4|\|




seriously who finds it necessary to type like that, like its easier or something?

haha, idk, he wants to talk music alot though, odd no?

[v-dublin-05]

what you do
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18816.0

its in that thread

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

dude go in the SPAM thread and look at the picture of him. lol

[TapNorris]

dude go in the SPAM thread and look at the picture of him. lol

Where is that thread?

[v-dublin-05]

dude go in the SPAM thread and look at the picture of him. lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ryanlewisjones/PICT0233.jpg
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[spoot388]

IN B4 T3H L0C|< + B4|\|




seriously who finds it necessary to type like that, like its easier or something?



it shows how cool they are. its like the dweeb mating call. some animals have brightly colored feathers, some animals make noises to attract a mate, in this case the nerd females go for the male who can spell words with the most numbers, the most pimples, and has the thickest glasses

[v-dublin-05]

it shows how cool they are. its like the dweeb mating call. some animals have brightly colored feathers, some animals make noises to attract a mate, in this case the nerd females go for the male who can spell words with the most numbers, the most pimples, and has the thickest glasses

and wheres spam coats

[TapNorris]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ryanlewisjones/PICT0233.jpg
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Well, he's definitely in a basement somewhere....it's got to be his mother's!

[v-dublin-05]

haha, its a been a hoot, but the bed calls, 'til next time

[2steppinKJ]

check out the sig for this guy....

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=18825.msg345821#msg345821



that might be the most unnecessary thing i have ever seen.

If you stare at the pattern on his coat for long enough, you get a splitting migraine...

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

HE'z In OUr ThrEADZ reeDINg UR PostZ

[Lord Z, Th Purp]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ryanlewisjones/PICT0233.jpg
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Look, I don't see what's so goddamn funny!
It's flat BITCHES!!!!!

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

Look, I don't see what's so goddamn funny!
It's flat BITCHES!!!!!

Nice webcam Skillzz

[TapNorris]

Love the sig!!

[Lord Z, Th Purp]

Nice webcam Skillzz
:thumbsup thanx, flat!

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

:thumbsup thanx, flat!

:multi :multi :multi :multi :multi :multi

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

:thumbsup thanx, flat!

say, whats your opinion on the DMB?

[spoot388]

Look, I don't see what's so goddamn funny!
It's flat BITCHES!!!!!


just curious, how did you find us?





oh, and you are completely insane if you honestly think the world is flat. you might wanna seek medical attention because you're a complete whack job.

[Lord Z, Th Purp]

say, whats your opinion on the DMB?

Pre or Post Lillywhite?????

[Lord Z, Th Purp]

just curious, how did you find us?





oh, and you are completely insane if you honestly think the world is flat. you might wanna seek medical attention because you're a complete whack job.

I am Lord Z, Th Purp

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

any...

[Lord Z, Th Purp]

just curious, how did you find us?





oh, and you are completely insane if you honestly think the world is flat. you might wanna seek medical attention because you're a complete whack job.

that's what they all say
i say, fish eye lenses!

[zmiller91]

that's what they all say
i say, fish eye lenses!

youre a faggot.

[2steppinKJ]

Look, I don't see what's so goddamn funny!
It's flat BITCHES!!!!!

Are you flat?

[zmiller91]

Are you flat?

please dont make fun of him becuase he doesnt have bitch tits.

[LisaH]

This has been some reading...here and there.:lol

[Lord Z, Th Purp]

youre a faggot.

A bundle of stick or twigs bound together as fuel????-I think not!

[Lord Z, Th Purp]

please dont make fun of him becuase he doesnt have bitch tits.

That is correct, your views are all flat not my bitch tits

[zmiller91]

That is correct, your views are all flat not my bitch tits

can i shit on your bitch tits and fuck them?

[2steppinKJ]

please dont make fun of him becuase he doesnt have bitch tits.
Okay then.

Hail Purp. :monkey

[spoot388]

I am Lord Z, Th Purp


and thats how you found us?

so what, the earth is flat and you have magical powers too?




well, being that you're already here, enjoy your stay. we might as well get to know each other better. i'm jason and i'm from pennsylvania. im 19 and i go to penn state for either business or environmental science. i haven't decided yet. so what about you? do you live in your parent's basement or do you still have your childhood room where your star wars collectables and dr spock fathead are?

[Lord Z]

As amusing as your 'troll invasion' is...

I do not appreciate you taking my personal pictures of myself and posting them on your site. Please remove these pictures. Thanks.

[Lord Z, Th Purp]

can i shit on your bitch tits and fuck them?

that does not conform with the life of the Purp, hello

[Lord Z, Th Purp]

and thats how you found us?

so what, the earth is flat and you have magical powers too?




well, being that you're already here, enjoy your stay. we might as well get to know each other better. i'm jason and i'm from pennsylvania. im 19 and i go to penn state for either business or environmental science. i haven't decided yet. so what about you? do you live in your parent's basement or do you still have your childhood room where your star wars collectables and dr spock fathead are?

You got it, sort of

[zmiller91]

As amusing as your 'troll invasion' is...

I do not appreciate you taking my personal pictures of myself and posting them on your site. Please remove these pictures. Thanks.
can i shit on your chest and fuck your bitch tits?

[Lord Z, Th Purp]

and thats how you found us?

so what, the earth is flat and you have magical powers too?




well, being that you're already here, enjoy your stay. we might as well get to know each other better. i'm jason and i'm from pennsylvania. im 19 and i go to penn state for either business or environmental science. i haven't decided yet. so what about you? do you live in your parent's basement or do you still have your childhood room where your star wars collectables and dr spock fathead are?

Well, thanks, I am Lord Z, Th Purp. And you are soooooo wrong. I live in my own basement and star wars (non)collectibles were sooooooo 1980's.
And i go to penn state for either business or environmental science????-stfu, make up your mind

[TempHelpNeeded]

I am Lord Z, Th Purp

As amusing as your 'troll invasion' is...

I do not appreciate you taking my personal pictures of myself and posting them on your site. Please remove these pictures. Thanks.


:alienprobe

[Lord Z]

that does not conform with the life of the Purp, hello

I don't know who you are, and I have no idea as to why you'd be so pathetic as to steal my identity from another forum just to make me appear less intelligent on here. But, I do not appreciate it, and while it really doesn't bother me that much that you have stolen my picture, the idiotic representation that you are trying to make of me just does not fly.

So STFU, n00b.

[spoot388]

As amusing as your 'troll invasion' is...

I do not appreciate you taking my personal pictures of myself and posting them on your site. Please remove these pictures. Thanks.



sorry, that picture is there for good. as is the one where your fellow flathead's signature is his own picture that is the size of the entire screen. we got a good laugh about that one too.

[zmiller91]

I don't know who you are, and I have no idea as to why you'd be so pathetic as to steal my identity from another forum just to make me appear less intelligent on here. But, I do not appreciate it, and while it really doesn't bother me that much that you have stolen my picture, the idiotic representation that you are trying to make of me just does not fly.

So STFU, n00b.
welcome to ants.

[Lord Z]

can i shit on your chest and fuck your bitch tits?

If you like, Zack.

If that's what turns you on.

[Lord Z, Th Purp]

:alienprobe

you had one too??

[Lord Z]

welcome to ants.

don't get me wrong, I do not intend to stay here, but seeing my own picture on another users posts compelled me to register.