View Full Version : Guess which one of these girls has humped more than 75 guys.
clemson357
01-11-2009, 12:36 AM
I know this girl personally, she has slept with at least 15 of my friends in less than one semester. I'd say 75 is a very conservative estimate for this girl. Guess who.
Answer will be revealed tomorrow.
Sou1 So1di3r
01-11-2009, 12:37 AM
second from the left, easily.
SmoothG
01-11-2009, 12:38 AM
Second to the left. She just looks like a whore.
dmbigeyedphish
01-11-2009, 12:39 AM
hopefully not far left
Ballplaya4237
01-11-2009, 12:39 AM
do a spoiler
41ravens
01-11-2009, 12:40 AM
second to right. i think this is one a them trick questions. see, you want to say 1, 2 or 4, cause they kinda look like whores, right? and there's 3, all innocent and shit. wrong. she is your filthy whore.
clemson357
01-11-2009, 12:40 AM
do a spoiler
:lol
clemson357
01-11-2009, 12:41 AM
Damn. So far one girl has got 100% of the votes. She must really look like she likes the D.
Sou1 So1di3r
01-11-2009, 12:42 AM
actually the more I think about it, the more I could see the far left being a possibility. Like, the second to the left is just tricking me saying, "hey I look like a whore, but I actually am not!!" and the left one is just eye fucking me saying "i want your penis in or around the vicinity of my vaginal cavity"
AlpineValley804
01-11-2009, 12:42 AM
No. 3 (or second to the right).
SmoothG
01-11-2009, 12:43 AM
Who voted 2nd to the right? I hope thats a joke. None of them are good looking but 2nd to the right is easily the ugliest!
Scuba Jeremy
01-11-2009, 12:43 AM
The real question is, which one is the baby's momma?
Sou1 So1di3r
01-11-2009, 12:44 AM
No. 3 (or second to the right).
going with 'ugly chick fucks a lot' method I see....
phlaming lips
01-11-2009, 12:45 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb and say FAR Left
"Woah here she comes.....watch out boy she'll chew you up"
SmoothG
01-11-2009, 12:45 AM
Who voted 2nd to the right? I hope thats a joke. None of them are good looking but 2nd to the right is easily the ugliest!
No. 3 (or second to the right).
going with 'ugly chick fucks a lot' method I see....
I see what you guys mean...but 2nd from the left just looks like a whore.
AlpineValley804
01-11-2009, 12:46 AM
Who voted 2nd to the right? I hope thats a joke. None of them are good looking but 2nd to the right is easily the ugliest!
I think second to the left is pretty attractive.
And I wasn't joking about it being second to the right. In my experience, ugly girls can be real hos.
AlpineValley804
01-11-2009, 12:46 AM
going with 'ugly chick fucks a lot' method I see....
Exactly.
clemson357
01-11-2009, 12:46 AM
Another pic of the same four girls, but in a different order. Vote on the order based on the first pic.
Sooner17
01-11-2009, 12:47 AM
actually the more I think about it, the more I could see the far left being a possibility. Like, the second to the left is just tricking me saying, "hey I look like a whore, but I actually am not!!" and the left one is just eye fucking me saying "i want your penis in or around the vicinity of my vaginal cavity"
:lol:lol I thought the same thing. 2 is way too obvious.
kittensXLI
01-11-2009, 12:47 AM
Number 3 easily.
LisaH
01-11-2009, 12:47 AM
I think it's the second from the right. She has to do something to take the attention away from the blondes.
kittensXLI
01-11-2009, 12:48 AM
second to right. i think this is one a them trick questions. see, you want to say 1, 2 or 4, cause they kinda look like whores, right? and there's 3, all innocent and shit. wrong. she is your filthy whore.
Srsly. I can't be more positive it's #3.
DirtyDeeds449
01-11-2009, 12:48 AM
Pink shirt gets down.
41ravens
01-11-2009, 12:49 AM
Another pic of the same four girls, but in a different order. Vote on the order based on the first pic.
oh yeah, definitely 2. she's trying way too hard to not look like a whore. which, as we all know, means she is a huge one.
clemson357
01-11-2009, 12:49 AM
The only problem with this thread is that someone else from Clemson might know her. She is really that infamous.
Sou1 So1di3r
01-11-2009, 12:49 AM
Another pic of the same four girls, but in a different order. Vote on the order based on the first pic.
oh my god, this changes everything.
AlpineValley804
01-11-2009, 12:50 AM
I'll take odds that 2 goes to Church every Wednesday and Sunday, prays before going to bed every night, and is waiting until marriage. Or at least, she's the closest of the four to ever fitting that description.
EDIT: No. 2 in the original picture.
JacobLovesYou
01-11-2009, 12:51 AM
Pink shirt gets down.
i concur
mafiaman877
01-11-2009, 12:52 AM
All of the above.
Sou1 So1di3r
01-11-2009, 12:54 AM
All of the above.
holy shit plot twist!
SmoothG
01-11-2009, 12:55 AM
I think second to the left is pretty attractive.
And I wasn't joking about it being second to the right. In my experience, ugly girls can be real hos.
I couldn't disagree more with your first sentence. I think she is hiteous. Ew.
But the bolded is certainly true.
clemson357
01-11-2009, 12:55 AM
holy shit plot twist!
What if it were the same 75 dudes because they always did it in foursomes!?!
junior94
01-11-2009, 12:56 AM
Hmm.. kudos, interesting way to cap off the night. I actually think the girl 2nd from the right is kinda cute, it might just be not optimal lighting, perhaps with a bit more makeup, etc. In my view the far left girl is easily the most unattractive one.
Now then as to the answer, mind you I don't regard the situation this way, but knowing how the bulk of society thinks (unfortunately)... I get the feeling just from the hang of her clothes that the 2nd from the right is perhaps the "heaviest" of the bunch, but that of course doesn't mean she's even at all "fat", just that in the context of these 4 girls, she's the thickest. I don't think there's anything wrong with her at all, I definitely wouldn't call her fat, but most guys seem to have an extremely low tolerance for "extra weight" on a girl (and after all, because most guys are incredible looking Boflex models... :rolleyes) and so there'd be a bunch who I'm guessing would regard her as possibly fat, and as such, she'd be the one who'd theoretically have to put out more to have her fun.
Hence, she's the whore.
and errm... what's her number... ? :o
clemson357
01-11-2009, 01:00 AM
I'm just finished my bourbon and I'm getting up in five hours to go snowboarding, I'll post the answer when I get back tomorrow. Goodnight all.
junior94
01-11-2009, 01:01 AM
Why can't I meet a nice college slut of my own to bring home to mom... :(
dsmith45
01-11-2009, 01:01 AM
actually the more I think about it, the more I could see the far left being a possibility. Like, the second to the left is just tricking me saying, "hey I look like a whore, but I actually am not!!" and the left one is just eye fucking me saying "i want your penis in or around the vicinity of my vaginal cavity"
:thumbsup:thumbsup
MarkDellDMB
01-11-2009, 01:07 AM
I bet its the porker :hump
junior94
01-11-2009, 01:08 AM
actually the more I think about it, the more I could see the far left being a possibility. Like, the second to the left is just tricking me saying, "hey I look like a whore, but I actually am not!!" and the left one is just eye fucking me saying "i want your penis in or around the vicinity of my vaginal cavity"
No but it'd be extra funny if it really is #2. Like it's a double trick question. She's the one that looks most obvious off the bat, so you naturally think well then it CAN'T be her, but then he uses that to his advantage, gets everyone off thinking her then whammo -- it really is her :evil
Ya know like in the first Scream movie, you're thinking the killer can't possibly be Billy, because mystery movies have taught us that the bad guy is never the guy that everyone thinks it is thru the whole movie, ohhhhh - but what if it IS?? :p
Sou1 So1di3r
01-11-2009, 01:09 AM
No but it'd be extra funny if it really is #2. Like it's a double trick question. She's the one that looks most obvious off the bat, so you naturally think well then it CAN'T be her, but then he uses that to his advantage, gets everyone off thinking her then whammo -- it really is her :evil
Ya know like in the first Scream movie, you're thinking the killer can't possibly be Billy, because mystery movies have taught us that the bad guy is never the guy that everyone thinks it is thru the whole movie, ohhhhh - but what if it IS?? :p
was just thinking that:thumbsup:thumbsup
FUCK!
junior94
01-11-2009, 01:09 AM
I bet its the porker :hump
Presuming you're referring to the same girl I was, exactly the mentality I was expecting :rolleyes
cptngrey
01-11-2009, 01:10 AM
I really hope 2nd from left is on this site.
I would e-fuck her to #76.
But the answer to the question is left.
Pink shirt is too tall and older/mature looking. She's the den mother of the group, keeps the rest in line and volunteers at the local animal shelter.
2nd from right might try and trick you into the "ugly innocent chicks fuck a lot" scenario, but its not gonna fly in this case. Sure, don't let the conservative wool jacket fool you... she's hanging with a party crew and openly craves to be stuffed in several orifices. Her plainness and utter lack of personality amidst a sea of blondeness, however, deter her from achieving her goals.
Now 2nd to the left. She is the girl grinding up on anything that moves at the party, as well as various inanimate objects. She gets shit-plastered til she can't see straight and is practically falling on some guy. But no no no, this girl is taking a detour from pleasure town, cuz she's a Grade A cock-tease. Thie party girl throws her pink Powershot back in her North Face and is back at her own room passed out after a night out. She's satisfied knowing that she can get a guy's attention, but deny his cock...
Unlike girl #1. This your classic crackwhore slam pig. She waits til you're drunk enough that you just see blonde hair and skinny, grabs your cock, and she's off. You wake up in the morning, freak out, and she goes back to the girls and notches some self esteem points at how she was the only one to find a guy that night. She is your whore.
Good night.
junior94
01-11-2009, 01:10 AM
was just thinking that:thumbsup:thumbsup
FUCK!
It's just an epic MINDFUCK, man!!! :lol
No but then see, they assume you're thinking even that, so it's turned around even again, so it really ISN"T her.
aaaaaaaaccckkkk :BANG:BANG:BANG
:lol
junior94
01-11-2009, 01:13 AM
I really hope 2nd from left is on this site.
I would e-fuck her to #76.
But the answer to the question is left.
Pink shirt is too tall and older/mature looking. She's the den mother of the group, keeps the rest in line and volunteers at the local after-school program.
2nd from right might try and trick you into the "ugly innocent chicks fuck a lot" scenario, but its not gonna fly in this case. Sure, don't let the conservative wool jacket fool you... she's hanging with a party crew and openly craves to be stuffed in several orifices. Her plainness and utter lack of personality amidst a sea of blondeness, however, deter her from achieving her goals.
Now 2nd to the left. She is the girl grinding up on anything that moves at the party, as well as various inanimate objects. She gets shit-plastered til she can't see straight and is practically falling on some guy. But no no no, this girl is taking a detour from pleasure town, cuz she's a Grade A cock-tease. Thie party girl throws her pink Powershot back in her North Face and is back at her own room passed out after a night out. She's satisfied knowing that she can get a guy's attention, but deny his cock...
Unlike girl #1. This your classic crackwhore slam pig. She waits til you're drunk enough that you just see blonde hair and skinny, grabs your cock, and she's off. You wake up in the morning, freak out, and she goes back to the girls and notches some self esteem points at how she was the only one to find a guy that night. She is your whore.
Good night.
Man I really don't get it. Sure I realize to each his own and everything, but if more people seriously find #3 more unattractive than #1.... wow :ugh
You guys are being harsh to #3 :p I'm not saying she's prom queen or anything, but she's a few steps up above #1 definitely.
SmoothG
01-11-2009, 01:15 AM
#1 Foul
#2 Whore
#3 Fugly
#4 Ugly
41 Step
01-11-2009, 01:16 AM
second to right. i think this is one a them trick questions. see, you want to say 1, 2 or 4, cause they kinda look like whores, right? and there's 3, all innocent and shit. wrong. she is your filthy whore.
My thoughts exactly.
cptngrey
01-11-2009, 01:17 AM
Man I really don't get it. Sure I realize to each his own and everything, but if more people seriously find #3 more unattractive than #1.... wow :ugh
You guys are being harsh to #3 :p I'm not saying she's prom queen or anything, but she's a few steps up above #1 definitely.
Agreed, I was just quoting the #3 is ugly = proof she's a slut theory. IMO, #3 > #1, only because #1 has this frenzied look of psycho girl. But after a beer or ten, #1 > #3 easily, she'll get her freak on all over that shit.
p.s. menage a quatre :evil:multi:(:eek:hump
(edit: forgot to put #3 in there, she's having issues with Christian guilt)
MarkDellDMB
01-11-2009, 01:17 AM
2
4
3
1
that would be my porking list
bubba40
01-11-2009, 01:23 AM
Damn. So far one girl has got 100% of the votes. She must really look like she likes the D.
I just love the phrase "the D" :lol:lol
Clemson it'd be hysterical if any one of those four found this thread :lol
jsimon8
01-11-2009, 01:26 AM
#3, im going with the "innocent looking trick" on this one
UNLTrpt
01-11-2009, 01:29 AM
#2 is the WAY to obvious answer on this one.
I'm going to go with #3. I'm with you Kevin. She's not as bad as people are making her out to be.
ShotgunDMB
01-11-2009, 01:31 AM
I think it's a trick question. I'm going with all four.
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 01:35 AM
It's definitely the girl that is second from the left in the first pic, and third from the left in the second.
You can just tell by her expression and body language.
She loves the cock.
Crazy#41
01-11-2009, 01:37 AM
second from the left, easily.
Ditto.
K3nTaKa0s
01-11-2009, 01:38 AM
Knowing so many whores myself, I've been able to develop what I call a whore eye.. which zeros right in to the girl that 2nd from the right in the first picture.
DIDriveOut2SPAC
01-11-2009, 01:38 AM
pink shirt
brendangen412
01-11-2009, 01:39 AM
I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty sure.
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 01:41 AM
Bigger question: Which one of them is a dude?
SmoothG
01-11-2009, 01:45 AM
Even if the ugly girl second from the right wanted to be a slut I doubt she could find 75 guys to fuck her.
cptngrey
01-11-2009, 01:48 AM
Even if the ugly girl second from the right wanted to be a slut I doubt she could find 75 guys to fuck her.
This has been my thesis.
umphucked88
01-11-2009, 01:51 AM
2nd from the right.
Got go with the uggo theory
EDIT: Yeah, I thought 2nd from the left at first, but it's way too easy. Kind of like the mystery girl. HEYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
daraidaaa
01-11-2009, 01:57 AM
Even if the ugly girl second from the right wanted to be a slut I doubt she could find 75 guys to fuck her.
They go to a university...finding 75 guys would be no problem.
WappySprayberry
01-11-2009, 02:01 AM
Second to left is the trendy choice, but it's gotta be second to right. She's just not good looking enough that she has to make up for it by fucking every guy she knows.
And uh...this post wasn't created in bitterness in the least...was it?
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 02:01 AM
I still say that one second from left in the first picture has got that "Hey wanna put your dick in me?" look going way too naturally.
junior94
01-11-2009, 02:02 AM
Bigger question: Which one of them is a dude?
Admittedly I was close to making a similar kind of joke earlier, remarking the possibility that actually all four were dudes :p
They go to a university.. finding 75 guys would be no problem.
Umm, also a little known fact about her -- she's got a vagina. shhh...
But damn, I just can't get over the shrapnel poor #3's taking. of course I forgot all you guys are fitness models... :rolleyes :evil
junior94
01-11-2009, 02:04 AM
Second to left is the trendy choice, but it's gotta be second to right. She's just not good looking enough that she has to make up for it by fucking every guy she knows.
And uh...this post wasn't created in bitterness in the least...was it?
Just outta curiosity -- are you another who seriously thinks #3 is uglier than #1?
junior94
01-11-2009, 02:05 AM
I still say that one second from left in the first picture has got that "Hey wanna put your dick in me?" look going way too naturally.
Well yea but this is why everyone immediately got off her, she was just mysteriously too easy the choice.
and wow, I'm already posting WAY too much in this thread :ugh:lol
K3nTaKa0s
01-11-2009, 02:07 AM
I'd definitely take #3 over #1.
SmoothG
01-11-2009, 02:09 AM
I just went back to take another look at the picture. Sure I'd take number one over number three. But really, number three is ugly. Am I a model? No. If I was drunk and horny would I fuck her? Yeah, but I wouldn't be proud. Is she still ugly? Yeah.
Spin it any way you want...number two is the whore.
UNLTrpt
01-11-2009, 02:10 AM
Second to left is the trendy choice, but it's gotta be second to right. She's just not good looking enough that she has to make up for it by fucking every guy she knows.
And uh...this post wasn't created in bitterness in the least...was it?
:lol
cause he's one of the few guys at Clemson NOT to bone this girl.
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 02:10 AM
Well yea but this is why everyone immediately got off her, she was just mysteriously too easy the choice.
and wow, I'm already posting WAY too much in this thread :ugh:lol
Well yeah, that and she's the most bone-able one in the picture as well. :lol
UNLTrpt
01-11-2009, 02:11 AM
I really think its #3's outfit that's doing her in. Its a jacket.
Seriously girl...put on a dress and show us what the good lord gave ya.
She's playing it down WAY too much
junior94
01-11-2009, 02:16 AM
Well yeah, that and she's the most bone-able one in the picture as well. :lol
touche :lol
I really think its #3's outfit that's doing her in. Its a jacket.
Seriously girl...put on a dress and show us what the good lord gave ya.
She's playing it down WAY too much
I'm actually rather surprised that for the beating #3 is taking that the "fat" cracks have been few and far between.
To me #1 is a HUGE butterface.
comerelaxnow
01-11-2009, 02:17 AM
second from the left. i had sex with her a week ago
UNLTrpt
01-11-2009, 02:19 AM
and wow, I'm already posting WAY too much in this thread :ugh:lol
hey, this thread is on ants...which is on the internet and that means its...
SERIOUS BUSINESS:violent:violent:violent
dsmith45
01-11-2009, 02:23 AM
second from the left. i had sex with her a week ago
we have an inside man.
EDIT: literally
EDIT PT.2: titerally
Semper454
01-11-2009, 02:27 AM
Far right. Pink shirt. Without a doubt.
She fits the profile perfectly.
WappySprayberry
01-11-2009, 02:30 AM
:lol
cause he's one of the few guys at Clemson NOT to bone this girl.
Exactly.
Just outta curiosity -- are you another who seriously thinks #3 is uglier than #1?
# 1 (far left) would be my pick of the four...if given the choice. :hump
junior94
01-11-2009, 02:44 AM
second from the left. i had sex with her a week ago
I'm banging her right now. I'm doing her doggystyle, I'm dictating to her and she's actually typing out on the laptop as I speak. She's said backreading this baby and has been a huge ego boost for her.
And for any other interested parties, you can PM me and I'll forward it to her -- she's got an open slot on the bed post tomorrow around 4pm. ;)
# 1 (far left) would be my pick of the four...if given the choice. :hump
Wow.. yea #1 is no question to me the fugliest one. oh well, that's what makes the world go round.
DoOrDoNotNoTry
01-11-2009, 03:04 AM
Well clearly I'm in the minority of this one.
I say far right. She's sweet, innocent, wholesome looking.
But it's girls like that are a lady on the street but a freak in the bed.
GSUdawg521
01-11-2009, 03:08 AM
Wow.. yea #1 is no question to me the fugliest one. oh well, that's what makes the world go round.
You're really out for #1 aren't you? I think you've told us how much you dislike her like 8 times or so. I have to question your judgment because, in my opinion, #3 is the worst and #1 gets about 2nd place.
edit: I just looked at the 2nd picture again and #1 does look bad, but it looks more like she just was caught making a funny face. However, in the 2nd picture, the original #3 looks even worse. Girl in pink just seems to "big" (not fat, just tall, broad-shouldered, probably has man-hands) Very mannish in general, possibly a lezz.
junior94
01-11-2009, 03:24 AM
You're really out for #1 aren't you? I think you've told us how much you dislike her like 8 times or so. I have to question your judgment because, in my opinion, #3 is the worst and #1 gets about 2nd place.
edit: I just looked at the 2nd picture again and #1 does look bad, but it looks more like she just was caught making a funny face. However, in the 2nd picture, the original #3 looks even worse. Girl in pink just seems to "big" (not fat, just tall, broad-shouldered, probably has man-hands) Very mannish in general, possibly a lezz.
:lol Well nooo.. maybe three times at the absolutely most I've said in one way or another that #1 was the worst, but I think it was just out of responding to a different person in some fashion each time I'd said it. But no of course I have nothing against her or anything, she's a 2-D picture to me. And perhaps you've got a point on the funny face thing, though I only really took a very brief look at the 2nd picture, don't even really recall how any of them looked in it. And ya know, yea it's been said already multiple times (likely by me :p) but it's a cliche for a reason -- the ole' beauty's in the eye of the beholder.. I mean hell, Jessica Simpson has to be probably one of the top 3 women in the world that guys incessantly drool over on this board, and while I recognize her as basically "attractive", I'm not even the tiniest bit attracted to her. She could want me naked right now and I honestly wouldn't give a shit.
Oh, word?
01-11-2009, 03:56 AM
I said second to right because she looks like "the quiet one." It's always the quiet ones...
DirtyJersey
01-11-2009, 07:54 AM
This is easy. It's the far right. It looks like she has something going on with her eyes, a lazy eye maybe? With that she probably is very self conscious and then tries to compensate for that and is a huge whore
dsmith45
01-11-2009, 08:09 AM
big props to clemson357 for this thread.
dre2142
01-11-2009, 08:43 AM
2nd from the left is Clemsons girl...she looks like a whore
2nd from the right is probably a drunk...so she probably IS the whore.
But really....why?
SmoothRider[PL]
01-11-2009, 08:54 AM
Second to right is my guess.
thehoss
01-11-2009, 09:17 AM
can we make all these girls members on ants? i want them to see this thread, hahahaha. id bone them all i think. however, the pink shirt is my winna winna chicken parm dinna. will there be an answer after the weekend?
thehoss
01-11-2009, 09:18 AM
nvm, im dumb, answer today. im interested for this. do we know the estimate of the others as well?
BotheDMBFan
01-11-2009, 09:42 AM
It's a trick question, it was really Clemson.
junior94
01-11-2009, 10:00 AM
big props to clemson357 for this thread.
Yea ya know honestly he usually annoys me with his extreme rightwinger topics, but this is probably the best thread I've seen in awhile :evil
Makes me want to find some group photo of a bunch of girls I know and figure out what "secret" one of them has to be able to tease you all with and make a game out of it :lol
enigma1434
01-11-2009, 10:05 AM
I went with #3 because it's the non-obvious choice. Why else would he make the thread if it were the girls that people would expect?
And, for the record, I assume all you guys posting in this thread must be in great shape and extremely hot, the way you're judging this poor girl's looks. I'm sure you're all perfect. :rolleyes
Onesweetworld82
01-11-2009, 10:06 AM
It's a trick question, it was really Clemson.
:lol
WoodstockAimee
01-11-2009, 10:10 AM
I went with #3 because it's the non-obvious choice. Why else would he make the thread if it were the girls that people would expect?
And, for the record, I assume all you guys posting in this thread must be in great shape and extremely hot, the way you're judging this poor girl's looks. I'm sure you're all perfect. :rolleyes
Ditto. And I can't believe I participated in this poll.
JaJunk
01-11-2009, 10:11 AM
Women judge, they just reserve judgement to themselves. It's not a guys fault if he is outspoken on an internet forum. Don't act high and mighty ladies.
WoodstockAimee
01-11-2009, 10:12 AM
Women judge, they just reserve judgement to themselves. It's not a guys fault if he is outspoken on an internet forum. Don't act high and mighty ladies.
STFU troll.
JaJunk
01-11-2009, 10:14 AM
STFU troll.I'm not your husband, so please watch your mouth. :)
enigma1434
01-11-2009, 10:16 AM
Women judge, they just reserve judgement to themselves. It's not a guys fault if he is outspoken on an internet forum. Don't act high and mighty ladies.
Everyone judges. It's instinct. There's no point in ripping the girl apart openly.
thehoss
01-11-2009, 10:19 AM
Everyone judges. It's instinct. There's no point in ripping the girl apart openly.
what if it was like this? ---> :hump
enigma1434
01-11-2009, 10:21 AM
what if it was like this? ---> :hump
:lol
Well, I suppose that's the question we're trying to solve. :lol
thehoss
01-11-2009, 10:27 AM
:lol fair enough. seriously though, i really hope he doesnt actually know these girls. this is pretty wrong.
junior94
01-11-2009, 10:47 AM
I went with #3 because it's the non-obvious choice. Why else would he make the thread if it were the girls that people would expect?
And, for the record, I assume all you guys posting in this thread must be in great shape and extremely hot, the way you're judging this poor girl's looks. I'm sure you're all perfect. :rolleyes
hey for the record I'm a guy and was saying this all posts and posts ago :p
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 11:19 AM
Ok where's Clemson dude at? I wanna know who da ho!
berman1125
01-11-2009, 11:19 AM
seriously, so i can go fuck her
BotheDMBFan
01-11-2009, 11:19 AM
Ok where's Clemson dude at? I wanna know who da ho!
It IS Clemson.
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 11:27 AM
seriously, so i can go fuck her
Yes! I would like to make a plow on her!
enigma1434
01-11-2009, 11:35 AM
hey for the record I'm a guy and was saying this all posts and posts ago :p
:thumbsup:)
Sou1 So1di3r
01-11-2009, 11:36 AM
we have an inside man.
EDIT: literally
EDIT PT.2: titerally
blololololololol:lol:lol:lol
I went with #3 because it's the non-obvious choice. Why else would he make the thread if it were the girls that people would expect?
And, for the record, I assume all you guys posting in this thread must be in great shape and extremely hot, the way you're judging this poor girl's looks. I'm sure you're all perfect. :rolleyes
SNUGGIES!!!!!!!!!
Bmwm3oz
01-11-2009, 12:17 PM
Where is that damn right winger.
dmbmuskie
01-11-2009, 12:18 PM
I agree with everyone who said it is 3.
joepsu0985
01-11-2009, 12:21 PM
Gotta be 3. Not too ugly, especially after a night of drinking.
Bmwm3oz
01-11-2009, 12:24 PM
I still couldn't bone her, even with alcohol poisoning.
junior94
01-11-2009, 12:29 PM
Ok where's Clemson dude at? I wanna know who da ho!
In fact NONE of them are, he doesn't even know these girls, it's just a random photo he found online. He was conducting a massive and elaborate psychological experiment. :lol
Bmwm3oz
01-11-2009, 12:32 PM
In fact NONE of them are, he doesn't even know these girls, it's just a random photo he found online. He was conducting a massive and elaborate psychological experiment. :lol
:thumbsup
Anyone know what the OP's age and location is? I'm pretty sure he is a pedophile because I'm almost positive he's over 40 years of age.
phlaming lips
01-11-2009, 12:32 PM
Ok where's Clemson dude at? I wanna know who da ho!
Where is that damn right winger.
He said he was going snowboarding and would tell us when he got home...
“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last." Oscar Wilde
haybale97
01-11-2009, 12:42 PM
gotta be number 3. brilliant thread
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 12:42 PM
He said he was going snowboarding and would tell us when he got home...
“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last." Oscar Wilde
I would love to see that redneck riding some pow and eating mad shit!!!
junior94
01-11-2009, 12:57 PM
:thumbsup
Anyone know what the OP's age and location is? I'm pretty sure he is a pedophile because I'm almost positive he's over 40 years of age.
Don't know his age but he is a staunch conservative, so on the evolutionary scale that's pretty much already up there along with something like pedophile :p
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 01:04 PM
Don't know his age but he is a staunch conservative, so on the evolutionary scale that's pretty much already up there along with something like pedophile :p
:lol:lol
ji/\/\ithing
01-11-2009, 01:09 PM
i voted second from the left, but on further thought i'd change it to second from the right.
chr35919
01-11-2009, 01:20 PM
I went with #3 because it's the non-obvious choice. Why else would he make the thread if it were the girls that people would expect?
And, for the record, I assume all you guys posting in this thread must be in great shape and extremely hot, the way you're judging this poor girl's looks. I'm sure you're all perfect. :rolleyesbecause he wants us to know his ex-girlfriend is now a slut?
daraidaaa
01-11-2009, 01:24 PM
I originally voted second to the right, but at a second look...she might just be semi-whorish. I'm thinking far right may be the beholder of our wizard's sleeve.
Tiduwho
01-11-2009, 01:31 PM
2nd from the left is just way too obvious.....hmmm.....
OlivePoet
01-11-2009, 01:31 PM
Fuck, I read through this whole thread and there is no response from the OP. I am thoroughly disappointed.
Tiduwho
01-11-2009, 01:32 PM
Fuck, I read through this whole thread and there is no response from the OP. I am thoroughly disappointed.
He's snowboarding. We must wait.
LieInOur41Grave
01-11-2009, 01:35 PM
i want to know
DirtyDeeds449
01-11-2009, 01:37 PM
I'm liking Pink Shirt more and more.
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 01:38 PM
He's snowboarding. We must wait.
That dude cant ride man.
Tiduwho
01-11-2009, 01:52 PM
That dude cant ride man.
Is that true brah?
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 01:55 PM
Is that true brah?
He probably rides in a Carhardt and overalls with a welding visor for goggles.
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 02:03 PM
I get the feeling he just made this thread for this girl he hates, so he can wait till we all vote, and then show her so he can be like "See? People who don't even know you can tell you're a slut!" :lol
OlivePoet
01-11-2009, 02:07 PM
I get the feeling he just made this thread for this girl he hates, so he can wait till we all vote, and then show her so he can be like "See? People who don't even know you can tell you're a slut!" :lol
:lol I agree completely, and I think it's awesome.
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 02:08 PM
I get the feeling he just made this thread for this girl he hates, so he can wait till we all vote, and then show her so he can be like "See? People who don't even know you can tell you're a slut!" :lol
You might be on to something here...:lol
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 02:09 PM
:lol I agree completely, and I think it's awesome.
Nice avatar, Heater. :lol
bustdstuff
01-11-2009, 02:09 PM
Fuck, I read through this whole thread and there is no response from the OP. I am thoroughly disappointed.
Me too. I really want to know.
P.S. I love your avatar pic.
MPizzle06
01-11-2009, 02:19 PM
I went second from the right. I would do wonderfully nasty things with all four though.
junior94
01-11-2009, 02:24 PM
I get the feeling he just made this thread for this girl he hates, so he can wait till we all vote, and then show her so he can be like "See? People who don't even know you can tell you're a slut!" :lol
I'm still going with my theory that the girls are all bogus and this is just his master thesis for his psychology class :lol
boarderx5423
01-11-2009, 02:29 PM
Trick question: they all have.
groton
01-11-2009, 02:32 PM
2nd from right but she is not really that bad looking compared to girl number 1.
TobiasClown
01-11-2009, 02:43 PM
1st girl
I think the OP is just jealous cause the whore wont sleep with him, so to get her, and her friends back he started this thread.
haybale97
01-11-2009, 02:52 PM
I'm liking Pink Shirt more and more.
i agree. it has to be her. originally i thought it was the girl next to her...innocent looking whore but...pinky gets it there.
thedrumster12
01-11-2009, 02:53 PM
she looks like she could take a dick
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 02:55 PM
she looks like she could take a dick
:multi:multi:multi
haybale97
01-11-2009, 02:57 PM
she looks like she could take a dick
"if somebody complimented me on my dickgiving ability id be physced!"
rconverse
01-11-2009, 03:11 PM
Fuck, I read through this whole thread and there is no response from the OP. I am thoroughly disappointed.
I was afraid of that, so I went right to Clemson's posts and saw that there was no reply yet. :thumbsup
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 03:12 PM
"if somebody complimented me on my dickgiving ability id be physced!"
I wonder if chicks say that about dudes when they look at them.
"He looks like he could fuck a pussy!"
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 03:16 PM
I wonder if chicks say that about dudes when they look at them.
"He looks like he could fuck a pussy!"
We can only hope they would say such a beautiful thing.
FunkyTeaParty41
01-11-2009, 03:21 PM
the suspense is killing me!
rconverse
01-11-2009, 03:24 PM
How could your "friends" be comfortable sleeping with the same girl? Do none of them find that awkward? Did they draw straws for Friday and Saturday nights? I'm curious.
BigHappy
01-11-2009, 03:29 PM
definitely #2. you can tell by her change in expressions and posture in the pics. i'm thinking pic #2 was taken before pic #1, possibly at a parents house before a dance or prom or some silly shit. she looks innocent and fun loving. pic #1 was taken later that same night, but after the fun had begun. now look at the look in her eyes and how she's dry humping the girl next to her. that girl is on the prowl.
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 03:30 PM
How could your "friends" be comfortable sleeping with the same girl? Do none of them find that awkward? Did they draw straws for Friday and Saturday nights? I'm curious.
Yeah I found this strange too.
I wouldn't be comfortable boning some girl that I knew like 4 of my friends already had.
haybale97
01-11-2009, 03:33 PM
Yeah I found this strange too.
I wouldn't be comfortable boning some girl that I knew like 4 of my friends already had.
depends which friends...i have friends that if he touches one girl shes permanently tainted.
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 03:34 PM
Yeah I found this strange too.
I wouldn't be comfortable boning some girl that I knew like 4 of my friends already had.
Even if she was hot and you just wanted some puss? I would lay into that sexy blonde in the black dress even though she has been around with my buddies, might even run the train on the bitch.
rconverse
01-11-2009, 03:37 PM
Yeah I found this strange too.
I wouldn't be comfortable boning some girl that I knew like 4 of my friends already had.
Last thing I need is to hear my friend ask how his dick tastes.
Even if she was hot and you just wanted some puss? I would lay into that sexy blonde in the black dress even though she has been around with my buddies, might even run the train on the bitch.
Yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty particular with that type stuff. I was dating a girl for a year before I found out she slept with a buddy of mine like a year before we even met and that ended that relationship.
jaking1185
01-11-2009, 03:39 PM
If your friend doesn't have any feelings for her, and you don't, and she is obviously ok with it, why not?
Sometimes sex is just about sex.
Bohrman26
01-11-2009, 03:46 PM
I went with the obvious choice of 2nd from the left. This thread is hilarious, by the way. I, like many of you, really want any one of these girls to find this thread. The hilarity that would ensue would be amazing.
Yeah, I don't think I could bang some girl after a ton of my friends have. There are definitely some friends I have that if they've even just fooled around with a girl she is dead to me in the sexual realm.
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 03:49 PM
If your friend doesn't have any feelings for her, and you don't, and she is obviously ok with it, why not?
Sometimes sex is just about sex.
At least there are some men around here.....
junior94
01-11-2009, 03:51 PM
How could your "friends" be comfortable sleeping with the same girl? Do none of them find that awkward? Did they draw straws for Friday and Saturday nights? I'm curious.
Heck I've got these 2 guy friends, they themselves have been friends and real close even long before I ever met them, they've actually double-teamed a couple different girls together on a few occasions. So I kinda thinking separately doing the same girl within a close time proximity to each other wouldn't be so much a big deal. All depends on what you're used to/into.
Yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty particular with that type stuff. I was dating a girl for a year before I found out she slept with a buddy of mine like a year before we even met and that ended that relationship.
Wow, no offense but that seems a bit extreme. You obviously didn't have a strong and healthy relationship with her then to begin with.
jaking1185
01-11-2009, 03:52 PM
Yeah, I don't think I could bang some girl after a ton of my friends have. There are definitely some friends I have that if they've even just fooled around with a girl she is dead to me in the sexual realm.
In high school you didn't get any practice unless you hooked up with the girls who "got around". All the guys understood that.
Now, if you started dating one of those slutty girls then you opened yourself up to endless ridicule.
Bohrman26
01-11-2009, 03:54 PM
In high school you didn't get any practice unless you hooked up with the girls who "got around". All the guys understood that.
Now, if you started dating one of those slutty girls then you opened yourself up to endless ridicule.
I had a steady girlfriend pretty much throughout high school so I didn't have to get with the girls who "got around."
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 03:56 PM
Heck I've got these 2 guy friends, they themselves have been friends and real close even long before I ever met them, they've actually double-teamed a couple different girls together on a few occasions. So I kinda thinking separately doing the same girl within a close time proximity to each other wouldn't be so much a big deal. All depends on what you're used to/into.
Wow, no offense but that seems a bit extreme. You obviously didn't have a strong and healthy relationship with her then to begin with.
I wanna double team a girl so bad.....it just seems like fun. Throwin high fives to your buddy while he is getting a pecker job, sounds like a blast.
Bohrman26
01-11-2009, 03:57 PM
I wanna double team a girl so bad.....it just seems like fun. Throwin high fives to your buddy while he is getting a pecker job, sounds like a blast.
I've got a friend who did this exact same thing. They were high fivin each other over this girl. They were tagging in and out WWF style. Sounded pretty funny.
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 03:59 PM
I've got a friend who did this exact same thing. They were high fivin each other over this girl. They were tagging in and out WWF style. Sounded pretty funny.
Sounds like more fun than six flags.
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 03:59 PM
I could only do the double team if I could justify that the girl was hot enough to do it and it was just some girl, not one that I had any interest in dating.
If those two components are there, I think it'd be fun though.
So long as their no ball touching or sword fighting.
ShotgunDMB
01-11-2009, 04:02 PM
I wanna double team a girl so bad.....it just seems like fun. Throwin high fives to your buddy while he is getting a pecker job, sounds like a blast.
Lol, u gay?
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 04:04 PM
Lol, u gay?
Whats gay about double teaming? You wouldn't double team a girl with your best friend? Seriously??? You are still a virgin huh?
ShotgunDMB
01-11-2009, 04:06 PM
Whats gay about double teaming? You wouldn't double team a girl with your best friend? Seriously??? You are still a virgin huh?
Hell no, I wouldn't.
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 04:09 PM
Hell no, I wouldn't.
Man thats lame.
Would it be really weird if me and my twin brother ran the train on a girl ? I think that would be even funnier.
junior94
01-11-2009, 04:15 PM
Man thats lame.
Would it be really weird if me and my twin brother ran the train on a girl ? I think that would be even funnier.
It's not at all lame. Trust me there is no shortage of things at all on which I strongly disagree with shotgundmb, we're very different people in many ways, but I've discussed this topic with both guys and girls in my adult life, and as Austin would say, that ain't my bag, baby. Hell I'm not even sure I'm much comfortable with the idea of another couple even having sex in the same room with me, like let's say if it's a hotel room and I'm with my girl on our bed, the other couple's over on their bed. I think that's a bit too much for me, so to say nothing of double teaming a girl (whether the guy was a close friend of mine or not). And it's got nothing to do with homophobia at all. For me I think sex is just too much of a private (I kinda hesitate to use the word "intimate") experience.
But important note -- I also don't think it's "gay" at all to be into double teaming a girl. For me where it gets into questionably gay territory is DP'ing a chick, that just ain't right. Your junk is soooo close, there's no way skin isn't touching in even a little way. Not to mention surely being able to feel the other dude's... "pressure".. from the other hole.
And then of course like extreme gangbangs. The idea of like 8-10 guys all standing around naked pulling their pud in front of one naked chick.
berman1125
01-11-2009, 04:16 PM
got to pay the troll toll
SmoothG
01-11-2009, 04:18 PM
I have a one cock per fantasy rule. Sorry.
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 04:21 PM
I do think its gay though when you see in pornos when guys are DP'ing a girl and their genitalias are either rubbing against eachother or like inches apart.
Thats sick. I couldn't do that.
One at a time on the penetration please. The other guy can keep himself busy with her mouth in the meantime.
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 04:24 PM
Dp'ing a girl is different then a guy slamming a girl from behind while another guy is getting a pecker job, that is just good clean fun if you ask me.
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 04:25 PM
Dp'ing a girl is different then a guy slamming a girl from behind while another guy is getting a pecker job, that is just good clean fun if you ask me.
Yeah I'm ok with that.
I'm not ok with you continuing to call it a pecker job though.
Please stop that post-haste!
gravedigger07
01-11-2009, 04:26 PM
Yeah I'm ok with that.
I'm not ok with you continuing to call it a pecker job though.
Please stop that post-haste!
:lol:lol:lol
junior94
01-11-2009, 04:34 PM
I do think its gay though when you see in pornos when guys are DP'ing a girl and their genitalias are either rubbing against eachother or like inches apart.
Thats sick. I couldn't do that.
One at a time on the penetration please. The other guy can keep himself busy with her mouth in the meantime.
Mmm... granted, I realize diff strokes for diff folks (no pun intended), but ehhh I don't know. I just can't help feeling that even the desire to be watching DP scenes (and I know from my 3 years at puretna.com, there's plenty of guys that are WAY into collecting them) seems like there's possibly some wee bit latency issues there. Or possibly you just hate women and (even if the woman seems to be enjoying it) you view it as her being overly dominated, almost like punished, so you get off on that. But and it's not even just the dudes' junk practically touching, but pretty much the only positioning they have to be in, for your porn that's just a lot of naked man you're catching an eye full of (well I've been bitching for well over a year now how crappy even regular 1 girl/1 guy scenes are shot, far too much closeup man ass and ballsack, etc).
I'm sorry but something just seems... off about wanting to really watch a lot of those.
And I'll confess, the double teaming... well there's a girl I know strictly online, lives down in Georgia, we "met" from seeing each other's comments over a year ago on a singer's myspace page, and she's married with a kid, but I am SUPER attracted to her, and we flirt plenty. Well she's had 3somes before with her husband (before they were married) both with 2 girls and 2 guys. And I've told her that I want to get to bang her badly enough, I just might agree to double team her with her husband :p
Ryan R
01-11-2009, 04:35 PM
crazy poll
DirtyDeeds449
01-11-2009, 04:38 PM
Some weird tangents going on in this thread.
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 04:39 PM
I'm not gonna quote you, Junior,
but yeah I can't watch DP scenes at all.
Total boner-killer.
DirtyDeeds449
01-11-2009, 04:41 PM
That's what I'm saying. More vag, less D.
LieInOur41Grave
01-11-2009, 04:43 PM
once again. this is why i love nDMBc.
rconverse
01-11-2009, 04:43 PM
At least there are some men around here.....
More like morons. It's called having standards. Banging some girl that has been with 75 sounds disgusting.
Heck I've got these 2 guy friends, they themselves have been friends and real close even long before I ever met them, they've actually double-teamed a couple different girls together on a few occasions. So I kinda thinking separately doing the same girl within a close time proximity to each other wouldn't be so much a big deal. All depends on what you're used to/into.
Sounds like they should date and eliminate the middle woman.
Wow, no offense but that seems a bit extreme. You obviously didn't have a strong and healthy relationship with her then to begin with.
I don't sleep with girls who have slept with people I know, period.
comerelaxnow
01-11-2009, 04:50 PM
i knew a girl once who had sex with a bunch of my friends and basically made her way around. when it came to me, she had been with so many of my friends that it was gross so i turned it down. she was good looking too.
turns out she had a herpes scare and went to the doctor and all of my friends that had sex with her were all freaked out. im not really sure what happened with that but i was very happy i never jumped on that
secretlysmiling
01-11-2009, 04:52 PM
second to right. i think this is one a them trick questions. see, you want to say 1, 2 or 4, cause they kinda look like whores, right? and there's 3, all innocent and shit. wrong. she is your filthy whore.
That's what I thought, too. The sluttiest girls I know are the ones you'd least expect.
EDIT: I'm lazy today... was the answer posted in the 7 pages?
rconverse
01-11-2009, 04:53 PM
i knew a girl once who had sex with a bunch of my friends and basically made her way around. when it came to me, she had been with so many of my friends that it was gross so i turned it down.
I hope the guys who think that getting on this chick would be a god idea has a clinic nearby for their pennicilin (sp) shot.
comerelaxnow
01-11-2009, 04:54 PM
I hope the guys who think that getting on this chick would be a god idea has a clinic nearby for their pennicilin (sp) shot.
:thumbsup did you catch my edit??
turns out she had a herpes scare and went to the doctor and all of my friends that had sex with her were all freaked out. im not really sure what happened with that but i was very happy i never jumped on that
rconverse
01-11-2009, 04:54 PM
That's what I thought, too. The sluttiest girls I know are the ones you'd least expect.
I could see it being the second on the right. Is Clemson ever going to let us know who the skank is or is this a huge rick-roll?
haybale97
01-11-2009, 04:55 PM
I hope the guys who think that getting on this chick would be a god idea has a clinic nearby for their pennicilin (sp) shot.
kill joy
OlivePoet
01-11-2009, 04:57 PM
Nice avatar, Heater. :lol
Me too. I really want to know.
P.S. I love your avatar pic.
:lol Thanks. You can blame it on Ken (funtabulous).
jk333
01-11-2009, 04:58 PM
one of the middle ones. either the ugly one because she's so ugly that she just rapes drunk guys... or the other one who is even cuter in person, and people are just like, yeah, wtf, its sex i'm drunk.
the other two are so blah, i doubt they could fuck 15(!) of your friends. (and since they're not that gross, they wouldn't have to)
there was a girl at a college i know who was called "all the way emily".
rconverse
01-11-2009, 04:58 PM
:thumbsup did you catch my edit??
turns out she had a herpes scare and went to the doctor and all of my friends that had sex with her were all freaked out. im not really sure what happened with that but i was very happy i never jumped on that
I did. I have a similar story.
After I graduated a few friends were going the five year route. So, I come back to visit and hear that they met up with some girl. All four guys who lived in the suite fucked her one night (at the same time). She then proceeded to stay in the suite for like three weeks. Her name: RoomWhore. The story goes that anytime they wanted to fuck or get sucked, they'd just tell her and there you go. Sounds great, right? Wrong. All ended up at the clinic getting shots for an STD.
Moral of the story; Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. :)
rconverse
01-11-2009, 04:59 PM
kill joy
Sorry, it's just a little too dirty for me.
K3nTaKa0s
01-11-2009, 05:00 PM
Man, I talk to the wrong girls.
jk333
01-11-2009, 05:00 PM
my final answer is the slutty looking one in the first picture. b/c she's the best looking in those pictures.
but then, i don't know your friends.
#2. final answer. here we go.
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 05:01 PM
I did. I have a similar story.
After I graduated a few friends were going the five year route. So, I come back to visit and hear that they met up with some girl. All four guys who lived in the suite fucked her one night (at the same time). She then proceeded to stay in the suite for like three weeks. Her name: RoomWhore. The story goes that anytime they wanted to fuck or get sucked, they'd just tell her and there you go. Sounds great, right? Wrong. All ended up at the clinic getting shots for an STD.
Moral of the story; Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. :)
Gross!
I knew this girl in college that was always around one of my friend's frat houses.
She was basically their house whore. Any one of them could bang her at pretty much any time they wanted. And they did.
Her nickname?
Arby's.
I'll let you guess why.
SatelliteEyes
01-11-2009, 05:02 PM
Final answer = #3.
Also, humped? What is this, 6th grade?
OlivePoet
01-11-2009, 05:02 PM
I did. I have a similar story.
After I graduated a few friends were going the five year route. So, I come back to visit and hear that they met up with some girl. All four guys who lived in the suite fucked her one night (at the same time). She then proceeded to stay in the suite for like three weeks. Her name: RoomWhore. The story goes that anytime they wanted to fuck or get sucked, they'd just tell her and there you go. Sounds great, right? Wrong. All ended up at the clinic getting shots for an STD.
Moral of the story; Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. :)
Aww, you remember when we first met!
junior94
01-11-2009, 05:02 PM
i knew a girl once who had sex with a bunch of my friends and basically made her way around. when it came to me, she had been with so many of my friends that it was gross so i turned it down. she was good looking too.
turns out she had a herpes scare and went to the doctor and all of my friends that had sex with her were all freaked out. im not really sure what happened with that but i was very happy i never jumped on that
Jesus... so was this like by design? She made this decision at some point, "okay, my current life goal is notching every one of this gang on my bed post"? :lol
And bloody hell how's come there's never this type of friggin girl around any of my friends?? :BANG
secretlysmiling
01-11-2009, 05:03 PM
The two on the left look like they do freaky stuff to each other on a regular basis.
rconverse
01-11-2009, 05:03 PM
Gross!
I knew this girl in college that was always around one of my friend's frat houses.
She was basically their house whore. Any one of them could bang her at pretty much any time they wanted. And they did.
Her nickname?
Arby's.
I'll let you guess why.
I'm probably going to regret this, but why?
Final answer = #3.
Also, humped? What is this, 6th grade?
:lol
I thought the same thing.
SatelliteEyes
01-11-2009, 05:03 PM
Gross!
I knew this girl in college that was always around one of my friend's frat houses.
She was basically their house whore. Any one of them could bang her at pretty much any time they wanted. And they did.
Her nickname?
Arby's.
I'll let you guess why.
Good to hear I'm not the only one who makes my girl where a ten-gallon hat when I fuck her.
rconverse
01-11-2009, 05:04 PM
Aww, you remember when we first met!
How could I ever forget that. ;)
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 05:04 PM
I'm probably going to regret this, but why?
Seriously?
Cuz she had a roast beef vagina. :lol
rconverse
01-11-2009, 05:05 PM
Good to hear I'm not the only one who makes my girl where a ten-gallon hat when I fuck her.
Where do you keep this ten gallon hat you make your girl wear?
comerelaxnow
01-11-2009, 05:06 PM
I did. I have a similar story.
After I graduated a few friends were going the five year route. So, I come back to visit and hear that they met up with some girl. All four guys who lived in the suite fucked her one night (at the same time). She then proceeded to stay in the suite for like three weeks. Her name: RoomWhore. The story goes that anytime they wanted to fuck or get sucked, they'd just tell her and there you go. Sounds great, right? Wrong. All ended up at the clinic getting shots for an STD.
Moral of the story; Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. :)
:thumbsup nothing more scary than an STD scare. my friends were scared shitless and it was just herpes. not to say that herpes is nothing but its better than alot of the other ones
rconverse
01-11-2009, 05:06 PM
Seriously?
Cuz she had a roast beef vagina. :lol
Yeah, I'm sorry I asked.
rconverse
01-11-2009, 05:07 PM
:thumbsup nothing more scary than an STD scare.
Not to mention, at least one had a GF at the time. How the hell do you explain that?
haybale97
01-11-2009, 05:07 PM
Good to hear I'm not the only one who makes my girl where a ten-gallon hat when I fuck her.
:lol this thread is awesome. i can't wait for this kid to give the answer
junior94
01-11-2009, 05:08 PM
I did. I have a similar story.
After I graduated a few friends were going the five year route. So, I come back to visit and hear that they met up with some girl. All four guys who lived in the suite fucked her one night (at the same time). She then proceeded to stay in the suite for like three weeks. Her name: RoomWhore. The story goes that anytime they wanted to fuck or get sucked, they'd just tell her and there you go. Sounds great, right? Wrong. All ended up at the clinic getting shots for an STD.
Moral of the story; Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. :)
Oh man.. yea see, perfect example. Four guys all literally banging at the same time, that's... suspicious. How you can get to that level of comfortability. :freak
Gross!
I knew this girl in college that was always around one of my friend's frat houses.
She was basically their house whore. Any one of them could bang her at pretty much any time they wanted. And they did.
Hmm.. I wonder if they regarded her as actually any good or not, or if it was more of just the perpetual opinion of some kind of sex, at least.
Her nickname?
Arby's.
I'll let you guess why.I freely admit I wouldn't at all be what you'd consider a well traveled and experienced, "worldly" man... but I think I get that :lol
Perhaps the letters B & C come to mind...
comerelaxnow
01-11-2009, 05:09 PM
Jesus... so was this like by design? She made this decision at some point, "okay, my current life goal is notching every one of this gang on my bed post"? :lol
And bloody hell how's come there's never this type of friggin girl around any of my friends?? :BANG
Trust me its not as cool as you'd think :)
I knew i couldn't do it...i would be thinking "oh man i see alot of ointments and lotions in my future" the whole time i was with her
comerelaxnow
01-11-2009, 05:10 PM
Not to mention, at least one had a GF at the time. How the hell do you explain that?
really?? thats just wrong for many reasons then. the girlfriends must not have been putting out
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 05:10 PM
Oh man.. yea see, perfect example. Four guys all literally banging at the same time, that's... suspicious. How you can get to that level of comfortability. :freak
Hmm.. I wonder if they regarded her as actually any good or not, or if it was more of just the perpetual opinion of some kind of sex, at least.
I freely admit I wouldn't at all be what you'd consider a well traveled and experienced, "worldly" man... but I think I get that :lol
I think it was more the latter. She may have been good at sex, however she was not close to what you would call attractive. So if it were me I would not be one to take advantage of her services anyway.
Tiduwho
01-11-2009, 05:11 PM
:thumbsup nothing more scary than an STD scare. my friends were scared shitless and it was just herpes. not to say that herpes is nothing but its better than alot of the other ones
How bad is herpes?...
haybale97
01-11-2009, 05:13 PM
How bad is herpes?...
i believe they never go away
junior94
01-11-2009, 05:13 PM
I think it was more the latter. She may have been good at sex, however she was not close to what you would call attractive. So if it were me I would not be one to take advantage of her services anyway.
yecchh. Yea I mean I'm definitely in the middle of a hell of a drought right now myself, I won't lie I'm pretty damn hard up :p But I'm good enough at masturbation that I don't need to completely abandon my standards because I'm that desperate.:lol I mean if I'm not even moderately attracted to her face, I simply won't be able to get into it anyway.
comerelaxnow
01-11-2009, 05:14 PM
How bad is herpes?...
i would have no clue.....all i was saying was of all the stds you can get herpes wouldn't be the one i would be most afraid of
rconverse
01-11-2009, 05:14 PM
yecchh. Yea I mean I'm definitely in the middle of a hell of a drought right now myself, I won't lie I'm pretty damn hard up :p But I'm good enough at masturbation that I don't need to completely abandon my standards because I'm that desperate.:lol I mean if I'm not even moderately attracted to her face, I simply won't be able to get into it anyway.
Misery....Meet company. :lol
SatelliteEyes
01-11-2009, 05:14 PM
How bad is herpes?...
I've never had an std, but herpes is for life. It isnt the HIV, but damn, open sores?
rconverse
01-11-2009, 05:15 PM
i believe they never go away
I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic.
junior94
01-11-2009, 05:16 PM
:lol this thread is awesome. i can't wait for this kid to give the answer
*clemson returns to the thread later tonight*
"Oh shit, you guys all actually took this seriously? Dude I was totally wasted when I started this last night and was just trying to think of the most out there premise I could possibly make up"
:lol
junior94
01-11-2009, 05:17 PM
Misery....Meet company. :lol
Hey wanna double team a chick?? :D
err.... Heater, you free... ? :o :evil
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 05:17 PM
yecchh. Yea I mean I'm definitely in the middle of a hell of a drought right now myself, I won't lie I'm pretty damn hard up :p But I'm good enough at masturbation that I don't need to completely abandon my standards because I'm that desperate.:lol I mean if I'm not even moderately attracted to her face, I simply won't be able to get into it anyway.
I know exactly of what you speak. :lol
comerelaxnow
01-11-2009, 05:18 PM
Im still waiting for one of those girls to come across this thread.
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 05:18 PM
*clemson returns to the thread later tonight*
"Oh shit, you guys all actually took this seriously? Dude I was totally wasted when I started this last night and was just trying to think of the most out there premise I could possibly make up"
:lol
I do hope he actually does know these chicks though, so maybe he can tell girl #2 how big of a whore everyone makes her out to be. :lol
rconverse
01-11-2009, 05:19 PM
^^If you're going to post a pic, you might as well post a MySpace or Facebook link for each.
jk333
01-11-2009, 05:20 PM
i would have no clue.....all i was saying was of all the stds you can get herpes wouldn't be the one i would be most afraid of
What would be?
I mean... the HIV is bad... obv. but quite rare. Hep C would be bad, but is also similar to HIV, in that its rare.
Herpes doesn't go away and outbreaks are possible for the rest of your life. Every person you sleep with for the rest of your life is going to hear from you how... ah... ya.
I mean... I don't know.. among STD's you might actually catch, Herpes is pretty shitty to catch.
rconverse
01-11-2009, 05:20 PM
Why is Clemson on Ants right now and not providing us with the correct answer?
dreamingtreeIU
01-11-2009, 05:21 PM
I picked second to left, but upon further review I say the far left, she looks like she could be a whore
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 05:28 PM
Why is Clemson on Ants right now and not providing us with the correct answer?
Flood teh PMzzz!!!
Demand answers!!!
comerelaxnow
01-11-2009, 05:29 PM
What would be?
I mean... the HIV is bad... obv. but quite rare. Hep C would be bad, but is also similar to HIV, in that its rare.
Herpes doesn't go away and outbreaks are possible for the rest of your life. Every person you sleep with for the rest of your life is going to hear from you how... ah... ya.
I mean... I don't know.. among STD's you might actually catch, Herpes is pretty shitty to catch.
Well i never said it would be a walk in the park. Im just saying herpes really is a very common human disease. they say 80% of the populaltion has Herpes Simplex Virus (cold sores) by the time they are in their 30's. Thats the same thing....outbreaks your whole life.
boarderx5423
01-11-2009, 05:29 PM
I checked his status, he is replying to this thread. :bounce
Any minute now...
rconverse
01-11-2009, 05:30 PM
Flood teh PMzzz!!!
Demand answers!!!
ferrealz.
Well i never said it would be a walk in the park. Im just saying herpes really is a very common human disease. they say 80% of the populaltion has Herpes Simplex Virus (cold sores) by the time they are in their 30's. Thats the same thing....outbreaks your whole life.
Wasn't there a thread about college kids getting it from beer pong?
clemson357
01-11-2009, 05:31 PM
Why is Clemson on Ants right now and not providing us with the correct answer?
:lol I was reading through all the hilarious responses.
The answer is: FAR RIGHT
Ask anyone who went to Clemson around 2003 if they have ever heard of "Kappa Kate," especially anyone who was in a fraternity or sorority.
Let the record show that the results as of right now are 10%, 51%, 30% and 8% from left to right. Kappa Kate got the fewest votes.
rconverse
01-11-2009, 05:31 PM
I checked his status, he is replying to this thread. :bounce
Any minute now...
Glad to know I am not the only one refreshing waiting for this thread to be topped. :lol
comerelaxnow
01-11-2009, 05:31 PM
ferrealz.
Wasn't there a thread about college kids getting it from beer pong?
:lol im not sure but that would suck. I wouldn't doubt it though. That kind is so easily spread its scary
K3nTaKa0s
01-11-2009, 05:32 PM
Guess I was wrong.
BotheDMBFan
01-11-2009, 05:33 PM
:lol I was reading through all the hilarious responses.
The answer is: FAR RIGHT
Ask anyone who went to Clemson around 2003 if they have ever heard of "Kappa Kate," especially anyone who was in a fraternity or sorority.
Let the record show that the results as of right now are 10%, 51%, 30% and 8% from left to right. Kappa Kate got the fewest votes.
Still convinced it was you.
rconverse
01-11-2009, 05:33 PM
:lol I was reading through all the hilarious responses.
The answer is: FAR RIGHT
Ask anyone who went to Clemson around 2003 if they have ever heard of "Kappa Kate," especially anyone who was in a fraternity or sorority.
Let the record show that the results as of right now are 10%, 51%, 30% and 8% from left to right. Kappa Kate got the fewest votes.
I dated a Kappa. She also turned out to be a HUGE whore. Coincidence?
What's with that girl's gums?
TheTallOne
01-11-2009, 05:33 PM
Far right? Wow, I did not see that coming.
comerelaxnow
01-11-2009, 05:33 PM
:lol I was reading through all the hilarious responses.
The answer is: FAR RIGHT
Ask anyone who went to Clemson around 2003 if they have ever heard of "Kappa Kate," especially anyone who was in a fraternity or sorority.
Let the record show that the results as of right now are 10%, 51%, 30% and 8% from left to right. Kappa Kate got the fewest votes.
Wow....Kappa Kate isn't very good looking.
jaking1185
01-11-2009, 05:34 PM
I was wrong too.
SmoothG
01-11-2009, 05:34 PM
I'm shocked. I would have bet money on #2. I bet she's taken at least 75 dicks as well.
boarderx5423
01-11-2009, 05:34 PM
:lol I was reading through all the hilarious responses.
The answer is: FAR RIGHT
Ask anyone who went to Clemson around 2003 if they have ever heard of "Kappa Kate," especially anyone who was in a fraternity or sorority.
Let the record show that the results as of right now are 10%, 51%, 30% and 8% from left to right. Kappa Kate got the fewest votes.
I, like most, was wrong.
I really hope that is in reference to KKG.
clemson357
01-11-2009, 05:36 PM
I'm shocked. I would have bet money on #2. I bet she's taken at least 75 dicks as well.
Yeah, technically the thread is flawed because I can't confirm that the other three aren't also whores. Kappa Kate is the only one of the four that I know.
clemson357
01-11-2009, 05:36 PM
I, like most, was wrong.
I really hope that is in reference to KKG.
I know she was in a Kappa sorority, hence the name. I think it was KKG.
chevman
01-11-2009, 05:37 PM
This her?
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1504183801066478302PYIeRx
devilandthelord
01-11-2009, 05:37 PM
Hmm, far right, huh?
How wrong I was.
While not totally unattractive, she's definitely not someone I would be interested in.
OP, did you bang her?
cbotnyse
01-11-2009, 05:37 PM
I was right!!!
rconverse
01-11-2009, 05:37 PM
Yeah, technically the thread is flawed because I can't confirm that the other three aren't also whores. Kappa Kate is the only one of the four that I know.
The second girl from the left is pretty hot, but kind of looks like a huge pain in the ass.
boarderx5423
01-11-2009, 05:37 PM
I know she was in a Kappa sorority, hence the name. I think it was KKG.
We have that one at our school here, and knowing some of the girls in it makes it even funnier.
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