Fleshlight?

[dsnowey3]

I'm thinking about getting a fleshlight. Anyone have one? How are they?

Which one should I Get?

[TheTallOne]

Epic potential in this thread

[GRECObearcat]

Oh boy

[DrinkNoH2O]

I think you should get SIZE="2"

[TheTallOne]

You should probably go with the super tight anal simulator, because if you need to buy one of these, the rest are way too big for your dick

[dsnowey3]

^thats what i was thinking...prob would feel best

[Carbon Copy]

shockingly i feel like this has been done before.

[HolyCow]

http://www.fleshlight.com/?link=50898&gclid=COfwhrWS1psCFQ6jagodzG60Jg

I had to Google it. I'd never heard of such a thing. That video at the bottom is hilarious.

[GRECObearcat]

^thats what i was thinking...prob would feel best

what were your other options for consideration?

[BustedStuff87]

Get the one that comes on a keychain. And if possible, get a black one.

[mcwyffe]

lol. fleshlight is a sweeet name.

[Carbon Copy]

you n00bz haven't heard of a fleshlight?
-light carrying member since 1998

[Flip36]

:ugh, so, :ugh, well, my girls knocked up, :ugh, maybe :ugh, nah...:ugh, welp.... :ugh

[Carbon Copy]

Epic potential in this thread

i'm going to go out on a limb and say no...150-300 posts.

[dsnowey3]

what were your other options for consideration?

i am leaning towards the vagina one...but theres also a mouth one and an anal one. theres also different textures for the insides

i just turned 18 last week...can finally get into adult world

[TheTallOne]

i'm going to go out on a limb and say no...150-300 posts.

After reviewing the thread, I would agree

[dsnowey3]

no one answered my questionn

does anyone have one?

[TheTallOne]

There is a certain stigma attached with male sex toys. There is no in between from a hand to a real vagina.

[Trippin4136]

You're 18???

You're going to college in 2 months...what do you need the Fleshlight for?

You reeeealllly don't wanna be that freshman with the sex toy for a few reasons.

[dmb@uvm]

http://www.fleshlight.com/?link=50898&gclid=COfwhrWS1psCFQ6jagodzG60Jg

I had to Google it. I'd never heard of such a thing. That video at the bottom is hilarious.

damn, that looked good when she was fingering it. i may have to consider a purchase.

[Flip36]

i am leaning towards the vagina one...but theres also a mouth one and an anal one. theres also different textures for the insides

i just turned 18 last week...can finally get into adult world
:lol that's so sig worthy!

[TheTallOne]

You're 18???

You're going to college in 2 months...what do you need the Fleshlight for?

You reeeealllly don't wanna be that freshman with the sex toy for a few reasons.

Nope. Just one reason: You'd be the kid with the fucking sex toy

[dsnowey3]

got one more year of high school : (

[GRECObearcat]

i am leaning towards the vagina one...but theres also a mouth one and an anal one. theres also different textures for the insides

i just turned 18 last week...can finally get into adult world

I was really hoping you were gonna say "Shell out the cash for a hooker."

But this can get expensive, especially on a typical 18 year old's income.

So I applaud you on the wise investment decision :thumbsup

[TheTallOne]

The stamina trainer might be a good investment it you look at it from that angle

[dsnowey3]

The stamina trainer might be a good investment it you look at it from that angle

good call..a year of practice with that....by the time college rolls around ill be the 45 minute master.

[GRECObearcat]

good call..a year of practice with that....by the time college rolls around ill be the 45 minute master.

Keep in mind, practice on the real thing is still best.

[WaltzingBack]

my gf's little brother has one and he loves it. says it feels real.

[BustedStuff87]

my gf's little brother has one and he loves it. says it feels real.

Isn't her little brother like 13? :confused

[dsnowey3]

thatd be badass if he was

[gonz085]

my gf's little brother has one and he loves it. says it feels real.

see, to me this implies he doesn't know what "real" is

[WaltzingBack]

Isn't her little brother like 13? :confused

he just turned 17, she got him one for his bday :lol

[WaltzingBack]

see, to me this implies he doesn't know what "real" is

he knows. he's still a virgin but he's done other stuff...

[dsnowey3]

wow thats a helluva sistah

[dawgs41]

Definetly thought this was a joke.

[dsnowey3]

Definetly thought this was a joke.

nope pretty serious..might pick one up tonight

[Nick@Night]

I'll sell you mine, it's still got some tread left for good traction.

[Bohrman26]

he just turned 17, she got him one for his bday :lol

Uh......

[donnyw]

I'll sell you mine, it's still got some tread left for good traction.

Only because you've already used up a dozen of them.

[Nick@Night]

Only because you've already used up a dozen of them.
Cheaper in bulk.

[TheTallOne]

nope pretty serious..might pick one up tonight

Like at a porn shop? Make sure you are wearing a body condom before you go into one of those.

[dmbigeyedphish]

http://www.fleshlightsex.net/images/fl-yoda.jpg

[kittensXLI]

dsnow and jeep kid should be each other's wing man.

[TheTallOne]

Did Jeep Kid say he wanted to lose his virginity with a girl, or is he flexible?

[CBjornson]

dsnow and jeep kid should be each other's wing man.

QFT! :lol

[sunshower]

Sausage fest in a thread about fake pussy.

[WaltzingBack]

Uh......

quirky/hilarious/non-conforming families do exist, ya know. it's not just on TV.

[laura22]

Sausage fest in a thread about fake pussy.

:lol

[kittensXLI]

Did Jeep Kid say he wanted to lose his virginity with a girl, or is he flexible?
I think he implied girl as top priority, but what would rank second, guy or flashlight?

[BustedStuff87]

I think he implied girl as top priority, but what would rank second, guy or flashlight?

OUCH! :eek :lorraine

[Flip36]

I may order this as a 'joke', yeah, that's right, a 'joke' :rolleyes

[lotas]

I may order this as a 'joke', yeah, that's right, a 'joke' :rolleyes
It's a gag gift for a friend, right? :lol

"Honestly...it's not mine."



one swedish made penis enlarger

[Tiduwho]

It's for training.

[rickyh24]

:lol

[comerelaxnow]

he just turned 17, she got him one for his bday :lol

she got her little brother a sex toy???

[Carbon Copy]

he's got one more year of high school, and like most kids with one year of high school left he just wants to bang....a fake vagina

[rickyh24]

my gf's little brother has one and he loves it. says it feels real.

:lol:lol:lol:lol

[rickyh24]

he's got one more year of high school, and like most kids with one year of high school left he just wants to bang....a fake vagina

:lol:lol:lol

[rickyh24]

he's got one more year of high school, and like most kids with one year of high school left he just wants to bang....a fake vagina

:lol:lol:lol Think I'll just stay home tonight guys and bang with my fleshlight. Have fun at Prom though!

[Mario82288]

Jeep Kid needs to come in this thread

[MDrums54]

i am leaning towards the vagina one...but theres also a mouth one and an anal one. theres also different textures for the insides

i just turned 18 last week...can finally get into adult world

why dont you save yourself the money and just pick up a real life woman?

they come with the anus, vagina, AND mouth! thats right...all 3 are included for the price of one!

[~Crashintome89~]

why dont you save yourself the money and just pick up a real life woman?

they come with the anus, vagina, AND mouth! thats right...all 3 are included for the price of one!

WARNING.....herpes may or may not be included...

[MDrums54]

WARNING.....herpes may or may not be included...

:lol:lol

read the fine print.

BTW -- are you coming to my bands show in a few weeks? I'm the one who had the improv you seemingly enjoyed.

[~Crashintome89~]

:lol:lol

read the fine print.

BTW -- are you coming to my bands show in a few weeks? I'm the one who had the improv you seemingly enjoyed.

I'm going to try. When is it again?

[MDrums54]

I'm going to try. When is it again?

good shit. two weeks, july 30th, its a thursday night.

our bassits older sister the promoter of umprheys mcgee, so were getting the show professionally recorded and what not; hopefully theyll get a copy, and the rest will be history.

and once were famous (ill give it 5 years tops), you can make a thread saying you were the only guy on ants with a brain. :cool

[Carbon Copy]

good shit. two weeks, july 30th, its a thursday night.

our bassits older sister the promoter of umprheys mcgee, so were getting the show professionally recorded and what not; hopefully theyll get a copy, and the rest will be history.

and once were famous (ill give it 5 years tops), you can make a thread saying you were the only guy on ants with a brain. :cool

not now chief, you're in the fucking zone

[~Crashintome89~]

good shit. two weeks, july 30th, its a thursday night.

our bassits older sister the promoter of umprheys mcgee, so were getting the show professionally recorded and what not; hopefully theyll get a copy, and the rest will be history.

and once were famous (ill give it 5 years tops), you can make a thread saying you were the only guy on ants with a brain. :cool

If you make it big, promote me to like live show archivist or something and I can travel the country with a band. :lol:lol:lol

[ji/\/\ithing]

my gf's little brother has one and he loves it. says it feels real.
i'm kind of curious how that came up in conversation...

[Sniper15]

why dont you save yourself the money and just pick up a real life woman?

they come with the anus, vagina, AND mouth! thats right...all 3 are included for the price of one!

No surprise someone from jersey is giving this advice

[MDrums54]

No surprise someone from jersey is giving this advice

aww sniper are you still bitter because youre musically retarded and cant appreciate a talented band like mars volta for having their own unique style?

if so, then your opinion means even less than my gooch sweat now.

and keep going on about new jersey...its really making me upset.

[MDrums54]

If you make it big, promote me to like live show archivist or something and I can travel the country with a band. :lol:lol:lol

done.

[Rodey]

Raven Riley insert, FTW!

[wnderwoman]

why dont you save yourself the money and just pick up a real life woman?

they come with the anus, vagina, AND mouth! thats right...all 3 are included for the price of one!

Guaranteed a real life woman is going to cost you more than a sex toy. :lol

[TheTallOne]

Raven Riley insert, FTW!

Was going to suggest this after he invested in the starter kit

It's also a way to stimulate the economy while given Native Americans reparations. Win win for everyone involved.

[DavefaninNZ]

Guaranteed a real life woman is going to cost you more than a sex toy. :lol

And with more nagging.

[~Crashintome89~]

Do fleshlights like to cuddle afterwards?

I think not.

[TheTallOne]

Do fleshlights like to cuddle afterwards?

I think not.

+1 for the Fleshlight

[wnderwoman]

Do fleshlights like to cuddle afterwards?

I think not.

I have never been with someone who didn't cuddle, yet its a common complaint from men. Is it just a punchline?

[kittensXLI]

Myth.

[jcc522]

what the fuck.

[TheTallOne]

what the fuck.

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[MDrums54]

I have never been with someone who didn't cuddle, yet its a common complaint from men. Is it just a punchline?

its all situational. i cuddle with the girls i like, but i never cuddle with the one night stands or booty calls. its fuck, roll over, pass out....in that order.

[WaltzingBack]

i'm kind of curious how that came up in conversation...

her - i got my brother a fleshlight for his birthday
me - that's hilarious

later...

me - hey joe how do you like that fleshlight?
joe - i love it, it feels so real

the end.

[kittensXLI]

what the fuck.

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
qft.

[WaltzingBack]

she got her little brother a sex toy???

yes.

[DoOrDoNotNoTry]

Jeep Kid needs to come in this thread

what the fuck.

Welcome!

[jcc522]

Welcome!


I think it's better to be a virgin then to fuck a peice of plastic

[jcc522]

he just turned 17, she got him one for his bday :lol


ooo she should have put tobasco in it!

[rickyh24]

here ya go op

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=023OhRhbm38

[TheTallOne]

here ya go op

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=023OhRhbm38

What a shitty girlfriend

[haybale97]

what happens if you don't pull out? where do the goods go? is it machine washable?

[TheTallOne]

what happens if you don't pull out? where do the goods go? is it machine washable?

Dishwasher safe

[kittensXLI]

Why would you ever pull out of that?

[TheTallOne]

Why would you ever pull out of that?

It's a simulator. If you don't pull out in real life, you might get her pregnant. Might as well train like it's gameday.

[rickyh24]

Maybe you and the flesh light are not ready for a family?

[donnyw]

Why would you ever pull out of that?

Does it have a face?

[haybale97]

Does it have a face?
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[Mario82288]

Dishwasher safe

LOL .. Priceless!!

[Haiku Jimi]

her - i got my brother a fleshlight for his birthday
me - that's hilarious

later...

me - hey joe how do you like that fleshlight?
joe - i love it, it feels so real

the end.

Interesting sibling relationship there :lol

I have never been with someone who didn't cuddle, yet its a common complaint from men. Is it just a punchline?

Men will poke fun at it, and also, we will never admit that we cuddle with our women to other guys. Unless you know the guy really well. And it has to be phrased perfectly. Otherwise you lose 7 man points.

[Tomriddle]

what happens if you don't pull out?

put it up on craigslist, im sure someone wants that

[buzz05232000]

good shit. two weeks, july 30th, its a thursday night.

our bassits older sister the promoter of umprheys mcgee, so were getting the show professionally recorded and what not; hopefully theyll get a copy, and the rest will be history.

and once were famous (ill give it 5 years tops), you can make a thread saying you were the only guy on ants with a brain. :cool

wow.

[UCFish]

It's a simulator. If you don't pull out in real life, you might get her pregnant. Might as well train like it's gameday.

:lol

[kittensXLI]

That was a quick 100.

[TheTallOne]

That was a quick 100.

I think it still has potential

[kittensXLI]

Same; I think the 150-300 prediction covers entirely too much ground for one pick, though.

[TheTallOne]

I think in the future increments of 25 should only be accepted. In addition, we need to set up some sort of scale to determine the worth of each thread taking both quote post and quality into consideration. Someone needs to get on that like this kid gets on his fake vag.

[Bohrman26]

quirky/hilarious/non-conforming families do exist, ya know. it's not just on TV.

:lol Geez...:rolleyes

Does this thing have a head you can grab on to while your fucking it?

[haybale97]

Dishwasher safe
if this is true than this is hilarious. if not then i have no idea how you clean these things.

[TheTallOne]

What is the best way to clean the Fleshlight?

Simply rinse your removeable Fleshlight sleeve with warm water from your sink and allow time for it to dry before storing. Do NOT use soap to clean your Real Feel Superskin sleeve. For tough cleaning, we suggest using a little isopropyl alcohol. To maintain that soft feel, sprinkle a liberal amount of corn starch on the sleeve and shake off the excess powder. We do NOT recommend the use of talcum or baby powder. NOTE: Powdering an Ice Fleshlight masturbation sleeve with anything other than corn starch will cause it to cloud over and lose its clear quality.

[TheTallOne]

But there is some good news: The Fleshlight sleeve can be put in the dishwasher, just not the insert

[Rodey]

This thread is really making me want to buy one. With the Raven Riley insert of course.

[TheTallOne]

This thread is really making me want to buy one. With the Raven Riley insert of course.

No other option as far as I'm concerned

[haybale97]

This thread is really making me want to buy one. With the Raven Riley insert of course.
yeah, i wish i had 70 dollars to blow away. pun intended

[dsnowey3]

just an update....

i was not able to pick one up tonight. i was with a real girl but got blue balled....wished i had one so things could "come" to a resolution.

[Rodey]

No other option as far as I'm concerned

:thumbsup


yeah, i wish i had 70 dollars to blow away. pun intended

:lol Agreed.

[lockman21]

Jesus Christ. This thread is full of gold.

[MDrums54]

It's a simulator. If you don't pull out in real life, you might get her pregnant. Might as well train like it's gameday.

:thumbsup

[dsnowey3]

for all those raven riley lovers i found it....http://www.fleshlight.com/flg/raven-riley/

theres prob like 10 other more pornstars as well.

[Rodey]

NSFW

http://www.teenassblog.com/images/raven-riley-fleshlight.jpg

[Jimi Thing 10]

just an update....

i was not able to pick one up tonight. i was with a real girl but got blue balled....wished i had one so things could "come" to a resolution.
dude...

[Jimi Thing 10]

NSFW

http://www.teenassblog.com/images/raven-riley-fleshlight.jpg
One of the best parts of internet porn is the website name. There's some comedic gold out there.

[UNLTrpt]

I might be old fashion...but what's wrong with your hand?

[sarahjane13]

I might be old fashion...but what's wrong with your hand?That`s exactly what i was thinking:lol I`m all for a few toy`s here and there,but I would feel very awkward if I found out my boyfriend had a fleshlight.I know that doesn`t sound very fair but that`s the way I feel.:)

[PleaseOrAppease]

That`s exactly what i was thinking:lol I`m all for a few toy`s here and there,but I would feel very awkward if I found out my boyfriend had a fleshlight.I know that doesn`t sound very fair but that`s the way I feel.:)

But he's stamina training!

[sarahjane13]

But he's stamina training!:lol


This thread has had me in stitches,love it.

[Rylan]

I started laughing when I read the thread title and haven't stopped yet. This thread>>>>>>The Fleshlight!

[DreamingTree#41]

Been lurking this thread....has had me in stitches from beginning to end keep this goin

[Carbon Copy]

i'm going to go out on a limb and say no...150-300 posts.

id say with this post it'll get up to 150 and die out before 200

[smudge1]

That`s exactly what i was thinking:lol I`m all for a few toy`s here and there,but I would feel very awkward if I found out my boyfriend had a fleshlight.I know that doesn`t sound very fair but that`s the way I feel.:)If your boyfriend did have a fleshlight, I'm sure he's got a pretty good idea of "the way you feel".:lol

[smudge1]

marketing the fleshlight.http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/01/1fleshlight.gif
how could you say no!

[smudge1]

creative.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3133/3202081189_fb1b1f495b_o.jpg

[lotas]

creative.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3133/3202081189_fb1b1f495b_o.jpg
:lol:lol:lol/:eek:eek:eek

[dmbmuskie]

I love Ants because of stuff like this.

[atrippingbillie]

I've used one, and i am not ashamed


and it does feel pretty legit. Just got to add lotion

[Rodey]

I might be old fashion...but what's wrong with your hand?

Come on, doesn't your hand get boring sometimes?

[thebridge15]

gross.

[dmbmuskie]

I've used one, and i am not ashamed


and it does feel pretty legit. Just got to add lotion

That makes it sound like you shared it with someone else.

[thebridge15]

actually now that i think of it i think my friend has one

sending text now...

[watchtower86]

i am leaning towards the vagina one...but theres also a mouth one and an anal one. theres also different textures for the insides

i just turned 18 last week...can finally get into adult world
Seriously buddy, use your hand and some lube. Or find a girl at school.

Or just stop being a pervy weirdo. Toys are for girls.

[TheTallOne]

That makes it sound like you shared it with someone else.

I was going to say "How do you just 'use' one?" It's either yours or it's not.

[smudge1]

Seriously buddy, use your hand and some lube. Or find a girl at school.

Or just stop being a pervy weirdo. Toys are for girls.nah..he needs to buy one and post a video of himself unwrapping the fleshlight.

[atrippingbillie]

When i was datting my now ex, she got me one for my b day as a joke, i used it later that week but she didn't like me actually using it which is stupid cause then why would you get me one?! She then presumed to steel it and the rest is history.

[thebridge15]

When i was datting my now ex, she got me one for my b day as a joke, i used it later that week but she didn't like me actually using it which is stupid cause then why would you get me one?! She then presumed to steel it and the rest is history.eww?

[TheTallOne]

When i was datting my now ex, she got me one for my b day as a joke, i used it later that week but she didn't like me actually using it which is stupid cause then why would you get me one?! She then presumed to steel it and the rest is history.

No wonder she's an ex. What a cocktease.

On a side note to the OP, if this gets purchased, I want pics.

[dmbmuskie]

When i was datting my now ex, she got me one for my b day as a joke, i used it later that week but she didn't like me actually using it which is stupid cause then why would you get me one?! She then presumed to steel it and the rest is history.

I'm calling bullshit.

[kittensXLI]

This thread is ultimately useless without pictures.

[TheTallOne]

But not those kinds of pictures

[atrippingbillie]

I'm calling bullshit.

:lol Ok then. It's true, and that's that

[dmbmuskie]

I'm at work, so I cannot look it up. How much do these things cost?

[UNLTrpt]

Come on, doesn't your hand get boring sometimes?

As long as it gets the job done

Lets look at the alternative...get one of these, your friends or parents find out...holy crap you're in for a lot of shit.

[kittensXLI]

I'm at work, so I cannot look it up. How much do these things cost?
Money is meaningless for such an investment.

[atrippingbillie]

My ex said she got it for 35, don't know if thats cheap or not

[smudge1]

I got one as a "free gift" from Adam and Eve. I unwrapped it and my wife busted out laughing. True story.

[thebridge15]

My ex said she got it for 35, don't know if thats cheap or notroughly 35 dollars too many

[UNLTrpt]

I'm at work, so I cannot look it up. How much do these things cost?

80 dollars.

80 dollars to freakin jerk it when porn and your hand are all free.

[kittensXLI]

roughly 35 dollars too many
Roughly not 35 dollars enough. You can't put a true price on something like this.

[TheTallOne]

My ex said she got it for 35, don't know if thats cheap or not

That's the price for a used one on Amazon. You might want to cut your dick off.

[atrippingbillie]

roughly 35 dollars too many

i didn't pay for it :D no money out of my pocket

[Rodey]

80 dollars.

80 dollars to freakin jerk it when porn and your hand are all free.

I would rather use the Fleshlight w/Raven Riley insert while jerking it to Raven Riley pictures and videos than my hand.

[dmbmuskie]

That's the price for a used one on Amazon. You might want to cut your dick off.

:lol

[TheTallOne]

I would rather use the Fleshlight w/Raven Riley insert while jerking it to Raven Riley pictures and videos than my hand.

This statement is either incredibly disgusting or full of amazing. I can't decide.

[atrippingbillie]

That's the price for a used one on Amazon. You might want to cut your dick off.

:lol


.....


:grabsknife

[scrock25]

80 dollars.

80 dollars to freakin jerk it when porn and your hand are all free.

Do you have one Dan?

[~Crashintome89~]

80 dollars.

80 dollars to freakin jerk it when porn and your hand are all free.

Do you have one Dan?

Sounds like someone wasn't satisfied enough by their fleshlight. Do we categorize this as a negative review?

[jas230314]

hahahahaha the OP must be fugly

[smudge1]

hahahahaha the OP must be fuglythe Fleshlight does not discriminate.

[Rodey]

This statement is either incredibly disgusting or full of amazing. I can't decide.

Let me know when you decide.

:lol

[dmbmuskie]

There is no better joke gift than the used Fleshlight.

[TheTallOne]

There is no better joke gift than Hepatitis C

Fixed

[jcc522]

There is no better joke gift than the used Fleshlight.


with tobasco in it!

[kittensXLI]

with tobasco in it!
No jeep kid, he meant jizz.

[awsomepath]

No jeep kid, i love jizz.

lol:thumbsup

[jcc522]

No jeep kid, he meant jizz.



yeah, then put tobasco in it to make it a better "burn"

got to take things to the next level come on
The joke is good already, "oo you got me a fleshlight", but it is even better if your friend came back the next day and said "you son of a bitch it burns every time i piss now!"

[kittensXLI]

:lol how has this wisdom not won you over a girl yet?

[lockman21]

Sounds like someone wasn't satisfied enough by their fleshlight. Do we categorize this as a negative review?

Time to upgrade to the anal-light.

[smudge1]

Fleshlight chat thread? I can hear Jake now...umm Matt, we are gonna have to move the Fleshlight thread into Chat.

[Rodey]

Time to upgrade to the anal-light.

The good thing is, you don't have to buy a whole new Fleshlight.

Just get yourself the anal orifice with ultra tight insert.

[DMBnick15]

i want to try it.

[dmbmuskie]

i want to try it.

:lol

[awsomepath]

you can borrow mine
lol:thumbsup

[dmbmuskie]

lol:thumbsup

You got me there.

[awsomepath]

i like to burn my pubic hair.
lol:thumbsup

[DMBnick15]

:lol

every guy in here is lying if he said he doesn't want to at least try it

[dmbmuskie]

every guy in here is lying if he said he doesn't want to at least try it

Personally, I'd go spend the 35 dollars on something that I thought might get me some real pussy, and if I failed resort to the way men have handled this since the begging of time.

[Rylan]

nah..he needs to buy one and post a video of himself unwrapping the fleshlight.

I really hope he stops the video immediately after he unwraps it.

[awsomepath]

I like to spacedock my fleshlight

[DMBnick15]

Personally, I'd go spend the 35 dollars on something that I thought might get me some real pussy, and if I failed resort to the way men have handled this since the begging of time.

no, i would never go buy one haha. that's a waste of money. i'm just saying if it was clean and unused and showed up at your door, you would try it.

[smudge1]

no, i would never go buy one haha. that's a waste of money. i'm just saying if it was clean and unused and showed up at your door, you would try it.I didn't try mine. I stuffed it in a box and threw it out with the trash.:lol I was worried the garbageman would find it.:lol

[dmbmuskie]

no, i would never go buy one haha. that's a waste of money. i'm just saying if it was clean and unused and showed up at your door, you would try it.

Why would it show up at my door?

[DoOrDoNotNoTry]

every guy in here is lying if he said he doesn't want to at least try it

My hand and my imagination have worked for the past 12 years.

And they're free.

Why would I want to stick my dick in plastic I have to pay for?

[Rodey]

While I think the Fleshlight could prove to be very stimulating, I can't imagine it being any better than the plastic baggy + lube in between the mattress and box spring.

[smudge1]

My hand and my imagination have worked for the past 12 years.

And they're free.

Why would I want to stick my dick in plastic that looks like pussy, when I've imagined a guys ass for 12 years?:ugh

[thebridge15]

dont want to go into too much detail, but wouldnt the motions of the process be similar to, you know, not using it?

[TheTallOne]

dont want to go into too much detail, but wouldnt the motions of the process be similar to, you know, not using it?

There are vids on pretty much every porn site if you care that much

[thebridge15]

There are vids on pretty much every porn site if you care that muchbut you know what im saying, right?

[TheTallOne]

but you know what im saying, right?

It depends how creative you want to get

[~Crashintome89~]

When we're talking about the fleslight, are we talking about a hands-free device here?

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "multi-tasking".

amirite, or amirite?

[jcc522]

When we're talking about the fleslight, are we talking about a hands-free device here?

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "multi-tasking".

amirite, or amirite?


they should make computer desk mounting systems

[OUFireDancer]

they should make computer desk mounting systems

haha, you better patent that idea quick!

[Jimi Thing 10]

I didn't try mine. I stuffed it in a box and threw it out with the trash.:lol I was worried the garbageman would find it.:lol
Oh, he found it

[spoot388]

id say with this post it'll get up to 150 and die out before 200

not quite, Nostradamus.

[rickyh24]

While I think the Fleshlight could prove to be very stimulating, I can't imagine it being any better than the plastic baggy + lube in between the mattress and box spring.

:lol:lol Seriously?

[raven10]

:lol:lol Seriously?

I was waiting for someone to say something about this post. This might be the best response yet :lol:lol:lol

[atrippingbillie]

Nothing regarding fleshlights, but i was at Six Flags a couple years ago and a man like two pods behind me got arrest for jacking off on the log ride

[Rodey]

:lol:lol Seriously?

:lol

No, not me personally, but I've heard of it. I typically just pound it out as quickly as possible and I'm good to go.

[Rodey]

Nothing regarding fleshlights, but i was at Six Flags a couple years ago and a man like two pods behind me got arrest for jacking off on the log ride

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

You win this thread.

[atrippingbillie]

:lol

No, not me personally, but I've heard of it. I typically just pound it out as quickly as possible and I'm good to go.



:lol to this whole post

[atrippingbillie]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

You win this thread.

WoooHooo :multi:)

[Carbon Copy]

not quite, Nostradamus.

there's always 1 guy

[Bohrman26]

Nothing regarding fleshlights, but i was at Six Flags a couple years ago and a man like two pods behind me got arrest for jacking off on the log ride

:lol:lol:lol:lol

What the shit?! Some people just can't wait...

I had my first flight last summer to Chicago. I got to my seat and the lady sitting next to me was friendly/tipsy and began talking to me. I told her this was my first flight and she tells me there was some guy arrested recently for jacking off on to some sleeping woman's face/hair. She then told me not to do that to her. I lol'd and said not to worry.







I then jerked off all over her face and hair while she was awake.

[dmbigeyedphish]

Nothing regarding fleshlights, but i was at Six Flags a couple years ago and a man like two pods behind me got arrest for jacking off on the log ride

i had had a long day

[diableri]

:lol:lol:lol:lol

What the shit?! Some people just can't wait...

I had my first flight last summer to Chicago. I got to my seat and the lady sitting next to me was friendly/tipsy and began talking to me. I told her this was my first flight and she tells me there was some guy arrested recently for jacking off on to some sleeping woman's face/hair. She then told me not to do that to her. I lol'd and said not to worry.







I then jerked off all over her face and hair while she was awake.
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol :thumbsup

[lotas]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh just came home from a long day at work and used my fleshlight, then threw it in the dishwasher on the gentle cycle :thumbsup




i wanna bang

[haybale97]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh just came home from a long day at work and used my fleshlight, then threw it in the dishwasher on the gentle cycle :thumbsup




i wanna bang
the fact that you may or may not be able to put this shit in the dishwasher is hilarious to me. imagine someone you didn't want to find it opens the dishwasher for something

"hey where's all the forks....OHH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!!

[scrock25]

Well this thread has surpassed expectations.

[DreamingTree#41]

Well this thread has surpassed expectations.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

[atrippingbillie]

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

I use to live in Rhode Island, never jacked off there though

[Bohrman26]

I use to live in Rhode Island, never jacked off there though

How can you live somewhere and never jack off there? That doesn't make sense to me...

[atrippingbillie]

How can you live somewhere and never jack off there? That doesn't make sense to me...

I moved when i was six.....




but i am going up there this sunday, so this will all change :D

[guitarplayer554]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol :thumbsup
I love the avatar! I once had an orange cat with light brown stripes and I named him Bill the Katt. :lol

[Bohrman26]

I moved when i was six.....




but i am going up there this sunday, so this will all change :D

Ahh, yes. Masturbation was not a known concept at 6.

Good. I'm glad you are going to change it and spank it out while you're up there. I feel that you should try to spank it at as many different locations throughout the world as you can.

[atrippingbillie]

Ahh, yes. Masturbation was not a known concept at 6.

Good. I'm glad you are going to change it and spank it out while you're up there. I feel that you should try to spank it at as many different locations throughout the world as you can.

New Hampshire: check
New York: check
Texas: check
Mexico: check
Mass: check

[TheTallOne]

China. Beat (L.O.L.!) that bitches.

[TheTallOne]

Need an update with the OP's quest

[mcwyffe]

yes, has teh op recieved his plastic vag yet?

[dsnowey3]

no not yet...savin up a little cash first

part of me is saying that its stupid and disgusting but the other part is imagining how good it must feel and VERY curious about it.

[TheTallOne]

Doooooo it

[MDrums54]

no not yet...savin up a little cash first

part of me is saying that its stupid and disgusting but the other part is imagining how good it must feel and VERY curious about it.


that scares me a little bit.

...definitely get the butthole one.

[rickyh24]

So the OP hasn't banged his fake Vag yet?

[TheTallOne]

Pics?

[GinaNMU]

So the OP hasn't banged his fake Vag yet?

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol Ants is f'in HILARIOUS tonight.

[magicrat405]

#100

[Bowlanachos]

:lol:lol:lol:lol

What the shit?! Some people just can't wait...

I had my first flight last summer to Chicago. I got to my seat and the lady sitting next to me was friendly/tipsy and began talking to me. I told her this was my first flight and she tells me there was some guy arrested recently for jacking off on to some sleeping woman's face/hair. She then told me not to do that to her. I lol'd and said not to worry.







I then jerked off all over her face and hair while she was awake.

That is hilarious :P My little brother asked if I found a funny article on Cracked when he heard me laugh, didn't know what to reply :shrug

[jas230314]

#100

:lol:lol:lol oh god so much wrong with that image

[AJF_41]

Did OP buy this?

[DreamingTree#41]

OP we need update plz

[kittensXLI]

Why is The Rock's head photoshopped onto a bird's body in that picture?

[JTRocks]

Why is The Rock's head photoshopped onto a bird's body in that picture?

i noticed that too, hilarious

i was wondering, when you use the fleshlight how do you use it. do you put it in a stationary place and just fuck it?, or do you hold it in your hand and work it up and down? i need to know!

[rickyh24]

#100

:lol oh my

[rickyh24]

http://www.lpsg.org/64158-fleshlight-for-sale.html

Op you can probably get a good deal on that one.

[kittensXLI]

i noticed that too, hilarious

i was wondering, when you use the fleshlight how do you use it. do you put it in a stationary place and just fuck it?, or do you hold it in your hand and work it up and down? i need to know!
Do you own one or will be owning one in the near future?

[JTRocks]

no, i dont own one, just curious.

[devilandthelord]

http://www.lpsg.org/64158-fleshlight-for-sale.html

Op you can probably get a good deal on that one.

:lol Holy shit thats disgusting!
Hey guys, wanna buy my used ejaculation machine!?!

[TheTallOne]

i noticed that too, hilarious

i was wondering, when you use the fleshlight how do you use it. do you put it in a stationary place and just fuck it?, or do you hold it in your hand and work it up and down? i need to know!

It's all about personal preference

[dsnowey3]

im backkkkkkkk....

and could really use a fleshlight right now? anyone else?

[kittensXLI]

Weren't you supposed to be buying one of these like a month ago?

[TheTallOne]

Where the fuck are the pics?

[rickyh24]

This guy still hasnt banged a fake vag? What a let down.

[TempHelpNeeded]

I just ask for two girls to join hands and make that fake vagina/anus thing with the fingers and fuck that.

[rickyh24]

^ 2.5/10