Pregnancy? help

[rconverse]

^Bummer

[AJF_41]

Maybe da aidz?

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

^ Actually, you have shingles.
:lol

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

Maybe da aidz?

teh aidz kan be kured.

cure burger in paradise!

[AJF_41]

teh aidz kan be kured.

cure burger in paradise!

magic johnson ftw!

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

magic johnson ftw!

yeah-yayeee

[Tomriddle]

Maybe da aidz?

teh aidz kan be kured.

cure burger in paradise!

magic johnson ftw!

yeah-yayeee

Some good posting here

[Head In Hands]

Shingles is what everyone on ants with an ailment has by default.

[whiteysax]

and we wonder why our population is getting dumber...

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

and we wonder why our population is getting dumber...

shingles is srs.

[Tiduwho]

Wow was tthis a good thread.

[JRS1386]

So where is a worse place to go for advice, ants or yahoo answers?

[lockman21]

:lol How have I never seen this gem before?

[Roose13]

OP, I don't know if this was mentioned but did you try buttering the floors? If the bitch falls, problem solved!

[nikkidmb]

OP, I don't know if this was mentioned but did you try buttering the floors? If the bitch falls, problem solved!

:rolleyes:thumbsup

[gonz085]

fantastic backread

[Roose13]

Was either you or she wearing socks? This is important

[bustedstuff88]

You a father yet OP?

[DreamingTree#41]

Hahaha wow looking back at how ridiculously stupid I was a few years ago is amazing. Thanks for never taking anything seriously Ants and providing me with a quality back read based on my own stupidity. :lol

[bonzo48280]

did the OPs gf give birth to an 8 lb microwave oven later that day?

[TheLastStop123]

Hey OP did you meet said chick at Xango Juice?

[Julia Roberts]

This thread reminds of a time in high school. First off, I knew nothing about the topic.

This kid says, "I'm really nervous and scared. If I cum in my girlfriend what are the chances she's pregnant?"
I say, "I don't know, maybe 50/50."
He says, "YES!!!"

[bustedstuff88]

See the abortion thread.

Too late. It got locked.

[So Ya Dig DMB?]

I took a human sexuality class back at good old Western Illinois.. haha.. anyways our teacher who was this older woman, dressed like a sex nymph, and was awesome told us about the time she had to teach sex ed class in high school, i think and hope.. but none the less, she proceeded to tell us about how a day she had to talk about birth control, what kind to use, what is out there, most effective.. etc. etc. and a few weeks later one of her students, a girl, raised her hand and said something about "does using sperm jelly cause infections?" because she had been having uncomfortable feelings/infection down there.. and she said "no not usually.." this girl proceeds to tell her "well i know how you said to use jelly as a spermacide, and it has to be inserted a spoon full or so the vagina.. well i went to the fridge and got a spoon full of JELLY, and have been doing it but it seems to be making me sore, uncomfortable and inflammed." the teacher said she pulled her aside at the end of class and explained the use of spermacidal jelly not grape jelly was to be used and maybe she should talk to her doctor before she partakes in anymore sexual activity... and we wonder how people are stupid enough to get pregnant... ! true story, our class was roaring with laughter, and the teacher thought of it as a great learning experience for all and has used the story every since that day.

[bustedstuff88]

I took a human sexuality class back at good old Western Illinois.. haha.. anyways our teacher who was this older woman, dressed like a sex nymph, and was awesome told us about the time she had to teach sex ed class in high school, i think and hope.. but none the less, she proceeded to tell us about how a day she had to talk about birth control, what kind to use, what is out there, most effective.. etc. etc. and a few weeks later one of her students, a girl, raised her hand and said something about "does using sperm jelly cause infections?" because she had been having uncomfortable feelings/infection down there.. and she said "no not usually.." this girl proceeds to tell her "well i know how you said to use jelly as a spermacide, and it has to be inserted a spoon full or so the vagina.. well i went to the fridge and got a spoon full of JELLY, and have been doing it but it seems to be making me sore, uncomfortable and inflammed." the teacher said she pulled her aside at the end of class and explained the use of spermacidal jelly not grape jelly was to be used and maybe she should talk to her doctor before she partakes in anymore sexual activity... and we wonder how people are stupid enough to get pregnant... ! true story, our class was roaring with laughter, and the teacher thought of it as a great learning experience for all and has used the story every since that day.

Dont know if I should laugh or cry about this one.....

:confused

[jjr4884]

Dont know if I should laugh or cry about this one.....

:confused

you can do whatever you want, i'm going to grab the peanut butter

[bustedstuff88]

you can do whatever you want, i'm going to grab the peanut butter

You gonna put PB in your V?
Going for a little PBJ in your lunch "box" are you?

[rconverse]

Has this kid popped out yet?

[jjr4884]

You gonna put PB in your V?
Going for a little PBJ in your lunch "box" are you?

precisely :haha

[bustedstuff88]

Has this kid popped out yet?

Yes....covered in strawberry jam.

[Somethin4Nothin]

If she does need to take a massive shit, be sure to take her up to jersey shore. Let her drop that duece on the beach.

HAHAAAAAAAHHAAAAAA:lol