Define "Good Sex".

[Tiduwho]

What are rolls?

[ovationman240]

When you're done, you won't want to move.

[antsman41]

When you're done, you won't want to move.

this, it was like running a 5k with someone in your bed... haha

[haybale97]

What are rolls?
this

[pats4life2003]

afterwards, I say...wow..that was awesome

then it's good

[pats4life2003]

hahaha on rolls. indeed.

"what are rolls?"

are you serious?

[Tiduwho]

hahaha on rolls. indeed.

"what are rolls?"

are you serious?

Two years ago at Alpine, I got separated from my group during the show. I found a guy with a group of girls who I chatted with for a bit. They were all hitting a bowl. The guy handed it to me, said "Don't worry man, Dave Matthews", and gave me a hit. I said thanks, and walked away to resume my search for my friends. I was feeling hazy, and 3 or 4 minutes later my body was locking up, everywhere I looked had an outline border that looked like the mane on a rooster, and it wasn't long before I was falling into the arms of security figuring I was going to die. After they hauled my ass out of there, they threw me on a 4 wheeler and told me they were taking me to jail or medical, my pick. Once the 4 wheeler stopped and security went to go talk to another security guy, I bolted.


No, I honestly don't know anything about drugs.

[pats4life2003]

hahahah hilarious story.

no problems

except for the "situation-esque" nickname "the real deal"

[TempHelpNeeded]

When ass to mouth is involved.

[twojump]

6 thrusts, release, zzzzz

[Alazais]

:lol I get it now, I thought you meant just talking in general, I missed that it was during sex.


it's true though... Women trying to talk in general is bad. Unless it's "Here is your pie, sir. Are you ready for that beej, now or should I do the dishes first?"

:hug

[jas230314]

rolling - which i think is what they are trying to say - is a term meaning youre on ecstasy. Like, tripping on acid, tweaking on uppers, rolling on E

[jas230314]

As for good sex... first, you need someone who is good.

My current girlfriend is extremely satisfied with our sex, so she wants to go all out to satisfy me... and without details, that, my friends, good sex makes.

[AJF_41]

not sure this thread is "epic".

[joshizzle3]

:lol my answer to this thread has changed since I voted.

[dmbetc]

This thread lacks in pictures.

[AJF_41]

This thread lacks in just about everything sex related.

fixed...

[dmbgodagirl41]

This thread lacks in pictures.

I thought I posted my vag on page 3.

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

I thought I posted my vag on page 3.

:scrolls to pg3: This post is inaccurate.

However KT did post a picture of some wook in a headlock.

[jcc522]

:lol my answer to this thread has changed since I voted.

me too...

[schreiber89]

me too...

STFU Virgin...

[jcc522]

STFU Virgin...


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AhfzMoade1U/TlHaaw0ewpI/AAAAAAAAB1c/MiTZoqGxWoU/s1600/say+that+to+my+face.jpeg

[dre2142]

shit just got real

[canes101190]

No, seriously, who stole my fucking trash cans?

[thebridge15]

If Jeep Kid isn't the Ants authority on sex by now I don't know who is.

[eric81485]

me too...

we're all very impressed jeep kid.

[gocubsgo3822]

Busting a nut FTW. I occasionally will strike up a conversation while smashing. Its pretty funny

[Butterfingerz]

anytime it's heard 3-4 doors down that's good secks

[AJF_41]

anytime it's heard 3-4 doors down that's good secks

are we talking apartments or houses here?

[Butterfingerz]

either imo

[TempHelpNeeded]

Definition: Groton

[eastside_purple]

My ex-wife cared way too much about penis size IMO. Probably why she divorced my azz

[PeteRose]

My ex-girlfriend is into small things, I broke up with her a year ago.

[recentlyJTR41]

My ex-girlfriend is into small things, I broke up with her a year ago.

Surprised it didn't work out.

[recentlyJTR41]

boning while on rolls is amazing.

This is true

[Tiduwho]

My ex-wife cared way too much about penis size IMO. Probably why she divorced my azz

My ex-girlfriend is into small things, I broke up with her a year ago.

Registering just to post in here? :lol

[PeteRose]

Registering just to post in here? :lol
I have multiple posts.
Surprised it didn't work out.
Rattled.

[som3d3vil34]

Some hardcore alters in here.

[AllifromOhio]

If I can get off, that makes it "good sex."

[som3d3vil34]

If im not crying at the end, then it was good.

[jjr4884]

Its good when she isn't ovulating

[kittensXLI]

If the girl isn't fat.

[bustedstuff88]

As long as you dont end up AIDS infested
:hump

[Tiduwho]

As long as you dont end up AIDS infested
:hump

What about Herp infested?

[bustedstuff88]

What about Herp infested?

If the pussy was good enough it would be worth it
:hump

[wildbill79]

first i'm a guy, criteria=atleast 35mins in length(minimum), includes everyone involved getting oral, sweating, screaming, decent dirty talk, & she begs for an oral finish! anal optional.

[bustedstuff88]

first i'm a guy, criteria=atleast 35mins in length(minimum), includes everyone involved getting oral, sweating, screaming, decent dirty talk, & she begs for an oral finish! anal optional.


What this guy said.

[thebridge15]

35 minutes, holy shit :lol

[cry_minarets458]

first i'm a guy, criteria=atleast 35mins in length(minimum), includes everyone involved getting oral, sweating, screaming, decent dirty talk, & she begs for an oral finish! anal optional.
and that is why we call him wildbill79 everyone. cause a 69 just doesn't cut it

[bustedstuff88]

Anal options/and or begging for it definetly turns sex epic
:hump

[ProudRyno]

My ex-wife cared way too much about penis size IMO. Probably why she divorced my azz

:lol:lol

[ProudRyno]

and that is why we call him wildbill79 everyone. cause a 69 just doesn't cut it

:lol:lol This thread is awesome.

[chadizzy1]

If I didn't have to pay for it.

[cry_minarets458]

If I didn't have to pay for it.
now that's just sad

[chadizzy1]

now that's just sad

We all pay for sex in some way.

Either you have to invest in dating/courting a girl which costs hundreds of dollars, or you get a hooker, which costs a handful of benjis.

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

sex that is reviewed as the opposite of bad

[som3d3vil34]

If I didn't have to pay for it.

now that's just sad

We all pay for sex in some way.

Either you have to invest in dating/courting a girl which costs hundreds of dollars, or you get a hooker, which costs a handful of benjis.

Still sad.

[cry_minarets458]

If I didn't have to pay for it.

now that's just sad

We all pay for sex in some way.

Either you have to invest in dating/courting a girl which costs hundreds of dollars, or you get a hooker, which costs a handful of benjis.

Still sad.
Still sad.

[littleyogini]

good sex, an orgasm. great sex, multiple orgasms.

[chadizzy1]

good sex, an orgasm. great sex, multiple orgasms.

Especially orgasms you don't have to pay for.

[cry_minarets458]

Especially orgasms you don't have to pay for.
Still sad.

[chadizzy1]

Still sad.

Usually it's just a feeling of shame. But I'll go with sad too. :lorraine

[dre2142]

Its bad sex if Im unable to get my wife off at least 4 times in a session. Ive extremely lucky to have a wife that is sensitive and cums easily. and wants it all the time.

[littleyogini]

Especially orgasms you don't have to pay for.
wow.......

[bustedstuff88]

Its bad sex if Im unable to get my wife off at least 4 times in a session. Ive extremely lucky to have a wife that is sensitive and cums easily. and wants it all the time.

You bastard....
Sounds like the exact opposite of mine.
:lol

[Carbon Copy]

Hot neighbors watching you.

[LowEnd_Theory]

Its bad sex if Im unable to get my wife off at least 4 times in a session. Ive extremely lucky to have a wife that is sensitive and cums easily. and wants it all the time.

I'm in the same boat:thumbsup

[ji/\/\ithing]

i'm married, and get sum at least 3x a week, your poll options suck.

[rustysurf83]

Has anyone ever busted a nut so hard that they thought for a brief moment that they had just given themselves testicular torsion? I mean it was glorious, but fuck I was worried for a second....

[cry_minarets458]

You mean it isnt always supposed to feel that way? Uh-oh....

[defcon]

best sex is when you bust a nut so hard it hurts...