View Full Version : Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
I don't know. I don't have any.
children?
No. Elephant books.
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 01:23 PM
Two "B's"?
SqueeBaBooSquee
10-05-2009, 01:24 PM
Yes?
dobyblue
10-05-2009, 01:24 PM
Yes there definitely are Babar books.
http://musie.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/babar-big.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babar_the_Elephant
DrewD55
10-05-2009, 01:26 PM
There's a whole series of books, and there was an animated series based on them that aired on HBO when I was a kid. Strange concept. Elephant's mom gets shot like Bambi's did, and the elephant is rescued by an old French woman and taken back to Paris. He grows up, and somehow or other, he becomes king of the elephants upon his return to Africa. His rival is an angry rhinoceros, if memory serves. Adventures and life lessons ensue.
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 01:27 PM
I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich, please.
I'll just have a cup of hot fat.
And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.
DrewD55
10-05-2009, 01:27 PM
I'm starting to get the feeling that this thread was started as a joke. Either that, or the inside jokes are way over my head.
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 01:28 PM
I'm starting to get the feeling that this thread was started as a joke. Either that, or the inside jokes are way over my head.
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
JRod1229
10-05-2009, 01:29 PM
I dunno where all the inside jokes comes from.. but I am certainly not privy.
There's a whole series of books, and there was an animated series based on them that aired on HBO when I was a kid. Strange concept. Elephant's mom gets shot like Bambi's did, and the elephant is rescued by an old French woman and taken back to Paris. He grows up, and somehow or other, he becomes king of the elephants upon his return to Africa. His rival is an angry rhinoceros, if memory serves. Adventures and life lessons ensue.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull rank on you. I'm with the mattress police. There are no tags on any of these matresses.
DrewD55
10-05-2009, 01:30 PM
I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull rank on you. I'm with the mattress police. There are no tags on any of these matresses.
It was so much easier to play along when you limited your inside reference threads to The Simpsons. :BANG
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 01:30 PM
I dunno where all the inside jokes comes from.. but I am certainly not privy.
Oh, you've remodeled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds.
I dunno where all the inside jokes comes from.. but I am certainly not privy.
You and your wife are currently alive, I take it?
it's just procedure....
JRod1229
10-05-2009, 01:32 PM
Ahh... Fletch... never seen it.. travesty I realize
It was so much easier to play along when you limited your inside reference threads to The Simpsons. :BANG
I'm Don Corelone. My sons Michael and Fredo are going to buy the Sands from Mo Greene.
SqueeBaBooSquee
10-05-2009, 01:33 PM
Fletch.
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 01:33 PM
I'm gonna need about ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.
Ahh... Fletch... never seen it.. travesty I realize
Fletch F. Fletch.
what do you do, Mr. Fletch?
I'm a shepherd.
Fletch.
Frida lost the number for the real estate agent in Utah.
Jim Swarthow?
un huh.
And who are you?
Frida's boss.
And who is Frida?
My secretary.
SqueeBaBooSquee
10-05-2009, 01:36 PM
I'm Don Corelone. My sons Michael and Fredo are going to buy the Sands from Mo Greene.
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
samandbailey
10-05-2009, 01:36 PM
It was something your wife said while we were in bed together. She said we had the same build. From the waist up I imagine.
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 01:38 PM
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
I got some reds.
You don't mean communists, do you Sam?
John. Cock toast en.
what a unique name.
it's Scotch-Romanian.
what an interesting combination.
so were my parents.
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 01:44 PM
Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis.
SqueeBaBooSquee
10-05-2009, 01:48 PM
Well I guess I have to see Fletch now because it sounz h1lar10u5.
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 01:50 PM
Well I guess I have to see Fletch now because it sounz h1lar10u5.
Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
Well I guess I have to see Fletch now because it sounz h1lar10u5.
Provo... Spain?
no Utah.
ah... who is it, Morris or Pierre?
Sally Ann.
oh! Sally Ann...
Do you have a gun?
Shamu's got one, borrow his
You're not going to sing for us are you, Sammy?
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 02:12 PM
Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.
Yeah, I assure you.
Shagadelic
10-05-2009, 02:14 PM
Stanton Boyd: What kind of a name is Poon?
Fletch: Comanche Indian.
-------------------------------------
Dr. Joseph Dolan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001826/): You know, it's a shame about Ed.
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): Oh, it was. Yeah, it was really a shame. To go so suddenly like that.
Dr. Joseph Dolan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001826/): He was dying for years.
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): Sure, but... the end was very... very sudden.
Dr. Joseph Dolan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001826/): He was in intensive care for eight weeks.
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): Yeah, but I mean the very end, when he actually died. That was extremely sudden.
--------------------------------------
Fletch: You know, I came this close to buying this place, but then I found out that Hop-along Cassidy killed himself here.
Alan Stanwyk: Who?
Fletch: Hop-along Cassidy. Bow and arrow. Very Weird.
Alan Stanwyk: What, are you doped up now?
Fletch: Don't talk to me like that, ass-face, I don't work for you, yet.
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BotheDMBFan
10-05-2009, 02:15 PM
Fletch = One of the top 5 funniest movies ever made.
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 02:16 PM
If you can't quote it by heart, then you don't belong here. That being said....
There's been a lot of drug smuggling on the beach lately. I've been trying to find out who's behind it, it hasn't been easy. I don't shower much.
It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.
Yeah, I assure you.
Back off, assface. I don't work for you yet.
now, open your raincoat. come on...
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 02:17 PM
Back off, assface. I don't work for you yet.
now, open your raincoat. come on...
Do you own rubber gloves?
I rent them. I have a lease with an option to buy.
If you can't quote it by heart, then you don't belong here. That being said....
There's been a lot of drug smuggling on the beach lately. I've been trying to find out who's behind it, it hasn't been easy. I don't shower much.
Did you steal this car?
I sure did!
that's ok, I don't even think it's a crime anymore
Do you own rubber gloves?
I rent them. I have a lease with an option to buy.
Ah ah ah... you forgot your rubber gloves, Mr. Nugent.
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 02:19 PM
You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me and the right to have your balls stomped on by him.
I think I'll waive my rights.
comerelaxnow
10-05-2009, 02:21 PM
Isn't there a singing group of chipmunks named Alvin and the Chipmunks??
Shagadelic
10-05-2009, 02:22 PM
In a court ruling US v. Fishbine, a man subjected to potential incarceration while wearing another man's suit is entitled to $10,000 worth of airline tickets. It's an obscure ruling, but a very important one...
AJF_41
10-05-2009, 02:33 PM
orange whip?
Is that you & Tommy Lasorda? I hate Tommy Lasorda.
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 02:49 PM
Ever seen a spleen that large?
Not since breakfast.
TapNorris
10-05-2009, 02:51 PM
Using the whole fist there, Doc?
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 02:52 PM
Wooooooooo, moon river.
TapNorris
10-05-2009, 02:52 PM
What sort of name is Poon, anyway?
Comanche Indian.
Moon River!
phew! you ever serve time?
Just relax...
you got the whole fist up there, doc?
That was scary...
anyway...
that spleen was the spitting image of my dead brother's.
Beefsteak1138
10-05-2009, 02:55 PM
Look at her would you look at her. She looks like a hooker. Could you love someone who looked like that?
What are you talking about? Of course not..... five, ten minutes tops, maybe.
go ahead, touch a cop! yea, I said it!
hip hip, horray!
Do you have any caviar?
yes, it's beluga, $80 an ounce.
oh, then we better just get two.
and charge it to the Underhill's?
of course. this place is great.
twojump
10-05-2009, 03:06 PM
I look at threads
Read all post
Get sum
Can you organize these for me; what room was that again?
B1
what was that again (holds stethescope)?
B1
Shagadelic
10-05-2009, 03:17 PM
go ahead, touch a cop! yea, I said it!
hip hip, horray!
Ohhhh say can you see, by the dawn's early light, hip hip hooray!
Shagadelic
10-05-2009, 03:19 PM
Even seen a spleen that large?
No, no, not since breakfast.
Ohhhh say can you see, by the dawn's early light, hip hip hooray!
And hats off to his wife, all those days in trembling hills. no more alcohol or sedatives for her!
Why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump yourselves?
DIDriveOut2SPAC
10-05-2009, 03:44 PM
Provo... Spain?
no Utah.
ah... who is it, Morris or Pierre?
Sally Ann.
oh! Sally Ann...
Utah?
Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?
Utah?
Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?
Here's a picture of the dog that tried to eat me... the Morman Tabernacle...
Spicy McHaggis
10-05-2009, 03:52 PM
"No, he don't say nothin', he just gives me that look. You know, he's got that loooook."
"Yeah, he don't say nothin', he just gives him that look."
-- -- --
"She moved out... this mornin'."
"So you're saying she moved out?"
Ball bearings? what do you need those for?
come on, fellas, it's all ball bearings now adays! maybe you need a refresher course!
wook!
foosball
10-05-2009, 04:18 PM
Are the ball bearings in black and white? Perhaps with a sentence below?
BTW lost on the last insider. Going off the children's book idea. Super slow. But at least I'm steady?
Harry S Truman.
really? like the President?
my parents were big fans.
he dropped the big one.
yea.
he dropped two big ones. damn good man.
dmbbearcat
10-05-2009, 05:16 PM
Are you using the whole fist there doc?
:lol great movie
dmbbearcat
10-05-2009, 05:18 PM
Keep $10 for yourself. Go out and get a nice piece of ass.
he's 6'5, with the afro 6'9
Speilmen230
10-05-2009, 06:16 PM
****rollerskating jesus***
dmbbearcat
10-05-2009, 06:21 PM
For an extra grand I'll let you buy me dinner.
doesmusicbest
10-05-2009, 09:35 PM
blol BabarC
So I ran into Alan this morning and...
Alan's in Utah.
And I said, "Why am I in Utah?"
are you hitting on me?
yea...
If I had a nickel for everyone of Alan's flyboy buddies that hit on me, I'd be a rich woman.
but you are a rich woman.
see?
harryhoudini
10-06-2009, 03:14 PM
Ball bearings? what do you need those for?
come on, fellas, it's all ball bearings now adays! maybe you need a refresher course!
wook!
now that i checked the luggage i'm ready to take a look at the engine.
harryhoudini
10-06-2009, 03:21 PM
Right. Now, how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber?
No, that's "Babar".
Two B's?
One B. B-A-B-A-R.
That's two.
Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.
harryhoudini
10-06-2009, 03:26 PM
can the next forum be the moral imperative forum?
ie You have to get even with Jerry Hathaway. "It's a moral imperative."
Beefsteak1138
10-06-2009, 03:28 PM
can the next forum be the moral imperative forum?
ie You have to get even with Jerry Hathaway. "It's a moral imperative."
I passed, but I failed.
Then I'm happy and sad for you.
harryhoudini
10-06-2009, 03:33 PM
I passed, but I failed.
Then I'm happy and sad for you.
If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Beefsteak1138
10-06-2009, 03:36 PM
Two of my favorite movies quoted in one thread. Awesomeness.
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
harryhoudini
10-06-2009, 03:41 PM
Two of my favorite movies quoted in one thread. Awesomeness.
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
why am i the only one that has that dream?
Beefsteak1138
10-06-2009, 03:42 PM
This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
harryhoudini
10-06-2009, 06:00 PM
Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
bannar7
10-06-2009, 06:17 PM
What the fuck is going on here?
harryhoudini
10-06-2009, 08:31 PM
As I pulled up to my imitation palatial apartment building, I noticed the familiar red OldsmoBuick of one Arnold J. Pants, esquire, attorney to the former Mrs. Irwin M. Fletcher.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5j4iOjCLWs&feature=related
wook!
cswright
10-06-2009, 09:40 PM
makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed
harryhoudini
10-06-2009, 10:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5j4iOjCLWs&feature=related
wook!
i love when he puts his arm on the exhaust.
"heyyyyy"
Sniper15
10-07-2009, 08:06 PM
Babar is awesome
[DMB]TheGurl
10-07-2009, 09:40 PM
Hey Freddy, how's the herpes?
Pengin4192
10-07-2009, 09:56 PM
Hadn't seen it in a while, so I popped it in last night. Hilarious.
doesmusicbest
08-07-2010, 01:13 AM
http://www.deadline.com/2010/08/twilight-saga-producers-harness-babar/
BabarC
twistedmind1586
08-07-2010, 03:08 AM
jesus, was jake drunk when he started this thread?
Viper21
08-07-2010, 03:24 AM
now.. If someone other than Jake made this..im pretty sure this thread would of been locked within 10 minutes
causing knowing the immature people on this board.. this would snowball into a mess pretty quick
$400 for lunch?! I didn't order all this!
your guests, senor
Beefsteak1138
08-07-2010, 11:09 AM
Provo, Spain?
Utah.
There's the Mormon Tabernacle
Shagadelic
08-07-2010, 01:02 PM
It's a piece about off-track betting in the Himalaya's..S..s...smaller story but I know you've been reading it.
harryhoudini
08-08-2010, 10:21 AM
Do you have any caviar?
Si seņor, Beluga, but it is 80 dollars a portion.
Well, then I better just take two portions of that.
Beefsteak1138
08-08-2010, 06:11 PM
I'll have a bloody mary, a steak sandwich and a.......steak sandwich.
breckbrew
09-12-2011, 10:57 AM
<------not a wook.
scrock25
09-12-2011, 10:58 AM
How many pecks of pickled peppers did peter piper pick?
Shit, wrong thread....
thebestauntie
09-12-2011, 11:11 AM
How many pecks of pickled peppers did peter piper pick?
Shit, wrong thread....
This would be the thread you were looking for: http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?p=12124290#post12124290
SqueeBaBooSquee
09-12-2011, 11:14 AM
Remember when we all used to post in a forum named BabarC ?
Noles20
09-12-2011, 12:46 PM
Charge it to the Underhills.
Beefsteak1138
09-12-2011, 12:47 PM
Remember when we all used to post in a forum named BabarC ?
With two b's?
Noles20
09-12-2011, 12:49 PM
With two b's?
No, just one. B-a-b-a-r.
Beefsteak1138
09-12-2011, 02:12 PM
No, just one. B-a-b-a-r.
That's two.
I realized something when I was in bed with your wife, she said we were roughly the same build, I presume she meant from the waist up...
Noles20
09-12-2011, 03:42 PM
That's two.
Yes, but not right next to each other.
JRS1386
11-01-2011, 08:40 PM
That's two.
My friend from Ohio doesn't like how us eastern PA people say Orange (when he mocks it he stresses that we say Arange) and goes on to say there is no a in orange.
what kind of name is Poon anyway?
Beefsteak1138
11-03-2011, 10:15 AM
Sugar, Mr. Poon?
No, never, never.
TapNorris
11-03-2011, 10:39 AM
what kind of name is Poon anyway?
Comanche Indian.
Are you one of those Lakers?
no. I dated one.
Beefsteak1138
11-04-2011, 08:11 AM
Well, there we're in kind of a grey area?
How grey?
Charcoal?
There's the dog that tried to eat me
ProudestMonkE41
11-04-2011, 03:06 PM
He's a Nihilist.
Ahh. Must be exhausting
floating4awhile
03-26-2013, 06:26 AM
Greatest menu item. . . ever.
Beefsteak1138
03-26-2013, 09:44 AM
Too bad it's Moe's.
BotheDMBFan
03-26-2013, 09:49 AM
Provo... Spain?
no Utah.
No one ever gets this joke when I reference it. It always makes me sad.
Beefsteak1138
03-26-2013, 10:01 AM
Yes, but not right next to each other.
I thought that's what you meant.
BotheDMBFan
03-26-2013, 09:27 PM
Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.
Beefsteak1138
03-27-2013, 08:18 AM
Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.
How's the herpies? The herpies?
FunkyTeaParty
03-27-2013, 08:14 PM
Where the hell's the records room?
Beefsteak1138
03-27-2013, 09:42 PM
You don't mean communists, do you, Sam?
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