Charlie Sheen: Winning! Duh

[HoldemHart]

His interviews just keep getting better and better.......this is fascinating.


http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41824830/ns/today-entertainment/

[gocubsgo3822]

i cant wait to watch that video after work

[cward]

Every day I look forward to hearing what new nonsense this guy is spewing. It really has become quite entertaining.

[pathetic]

great interview. i love when he said he was doing 7 gram rocks cuz he could :lol on the today show

[canes101190]

This one is even better: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/radar-exclusive-video-interview-charlie-sheen-im-not-addict-show-will-be-back-my

[canes101190]

"You can't process me with a normal brain"

:lol:lol:lol

[trautwein.m]

he thinks he is a diety, seriously

[thechad90000]

"You can't process me with a normal brain"

:lol:lol:lol

This is the absolute truth.

[thechad90000]

Yeah this guy is definitely going off the deep end...who's got him in the dead pool.

[gocubsgo3822]

he thinks he is a diety, seriously

are you suggesting he is not??

How dare you

[bigeyedfish190]

I'm listening to the Alex Jones 2/24 interview right now. It's solid fucking gold.

[junior94]

Mel Gibson never felt so normal and well adjusted.

[canes101190]

Avatar change in honor of the man.

[gocubsgo3822]

Avatar change in honor of the man.


:lol:lol:thumbsup

[thehammer316]

The interview w/ Dam Patrick was a gem too. This guy has done more drugs than all of North America.

[canes101190]

Scoreboard don't lie, folks. I'll be over here winning. Done. End of story.

[gocubsgo3822]

i wonder how much a chuck sheen appearence fee costs?

[Nick@Night]

The interview w/ Dam Patrick was a gem too. This guy has done more drugs than all of North America.
The Dan Patrick interview was interesting, he was all over the map.

[som3d3vil34]

Yea Im on a drug...its called Charlie Sheen.

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

charlie sheen is awesome. live forever dude

[thechad90000]

I'm not addicted. I cured that bullshit. With my brain.


Fuck yes.

[HoldemHart]

Yea Im on a drug...its called Charlie Sheen.

Greatest line ever?

[doesmusicbest]

:lol

"I'm not 'recovering' like some pussy."

[thechad90000]

Greatest line ever?

It very well could be. He's got a bitchin rock star life.

[doesmusicbest]

This one is even better: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/radar-exclusive-video-interview-charlie-sheen-im-not-addict-show-will-be-back-my

God this one is so money. Every word that comes out of that man's mouth is gold.

[TablesTurnAgain]

Wow just lost the first hour at work to this. Have to turn it off, this guy is INSANE, at least to my "normal" mind

[canes101190]

Wow just lost the first hour at work to this. Have to turn it off, this guy is INSANE, at least to my "normal" mind

You can't process Charlie Sheen with a normal mind. Scoreboard don't lie.

[maxpower00044]

Jesus! What is this guy on?

oh yeah. Crack.

[doesmusicbest]

My conduct is bitchin', my condition is perfect.

[trautwein.m]

My conduct is bitchin', my condition is perfect.

this was great, sounded like mike tyson

[pathetic]

i love how he feels he's under paid and wants 3M per epsidoe :lol

[gocubsgo3822]

I mean its the highest rated comedy on tv.. he should get more right?

[pathetic]

I mean its the highest rated comedy on tv.. he should get more right?

He knows he's in the position where they arent gonna can him because they just extended his contract. he's brilliant for demanding more money :lol i'm starting to think he's funnier sober than on crack

[som3d3vil34]

The Racheal.

[daveshookme]

he thinks he is a diety, seriously

and he's right.

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

This one is even better: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/radar-exclusive-video-interview-charlie-sheen-im-not-addict-show-will-be-back-my

This thing is fucking glorious.

[Beebz]

I mean its the highest rated comedy on tv.. he should get more right?

Its also one of the worst...

[junior94]

i love how he feels he's under paid and wants 3M per epsidoe :lol

He's actually at way more than I thought. I knew he was the highest paid actor in TV, but I thought at $1.25 per, not $2.


Actually what really troubles me from that Today interview was the Sean Penn mention. Please tell me I don't have to lose respect for Penn because he actually thinks Sheen is in the right here.


edit: poor Martin Sheen, how ashamed he must be right now.

[smokew11]

ever show up on the set drunk?

nope never. maye a little sideways or slapped but never loaded


nice

[gocubsgo3822]

Its also one of the worst...

I have never seen it so i dont know

[AllifromOhio]

"Are you sober?"
"Look at me, DUH!"


"Bring it."

[smokew11]

he sounds a lot like The Beard

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

I fucking hate that show, but this man is hilarious as Charlie Sheen.

[som3d3vil34]

He was offered 5 films in 8 minutes (all during the interview) :lol :lol

[smokew11]

im watching the 12:00 one now, this is just great

[smokew11]

no means to support his family...haha ok latrell sprewell

[junior94]

I have never seen it so i dont know

There's no actual narrative, it's just (bad) jokes, one lined up after another for 22 straight minutes. If the laugh track they used was on an old fashioned audio tape, it'd be worn out beyond actually having a molecular structure. Sheen doesn't play a character, he's merely a punchline machine.
(for the record I've never seen one cohesive episode, this just comes from seeing a couple minutes here and there when channel surfing over the years)

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

The scoreboard doesnt lie.

[AllifromOhio]

Just talkin' 'bout pratice.

[canes101190]

I love in reference to Bree Olson- "She's retired now, so she's just 'Rachel'" :lol

[Nick@Night]

I think I might watch Major League tonight.

[junior94]

This one is even better: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/radar-exclusive-video-interview-charlie-sheen-im-not-addict-show-will-be-back-my

What I find especially strange, and I suppose I could be wrong, but I really thought going back a couple weeks ago when he actually did first go into the rehab place, he did his little meaculpa (sp?) to the press and he did publicly acknowledge that he had "a problem".

[som3d3vil34]

Ups, winning

[junior94]

I love in reference to Bree Olson- "She's retired now, so she's just 'Rachel'" :lol

Yea i'm really not surprised that if a pornstar's gonna be within his gravitational pull during all this, it's Bree Olson. She has shown herself to be undeniably fucked up in the head, like WAY more than even the typical pornstar stereotype.

[Rodey]

This guy is on fire. His interviews as of late have been so awesome.

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

I love in reference to Bree Olson- "She's retired now, so she's just 'Rachel'" :lol

"The Rach"

[Rodey]

Why doesn't Charlie just film a porn with Bree?

That'd make major bank I bet.

[Dancing Ants]

not only is he insane, but he looks like shit. damn.

[daveshookme]

I don't buy porn, but I'd probably watch it. She's only 24 now, she could totally pull it off.

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

:lol:lol:lol:lol


"[AA] was written for normal people. Normal people who don't have Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA."

[gocubsgo3822]

not only is he insane, but he looks like shit. damn.

id like to see you look in the morning on HD after a coke binge... give the guy a break :rolleyes

[pathetic]

Tiger blood cures all

[BotheDMBFan]

There's no actual narrative, it's just (bad) jokes, one lined up after another for 22 straight minutes. If the laugh track they used was on an old fashioned audio tape, it'd be worn out beyond actually having a molecular structure. Sheen doesn't play a character, he's merely a punchline machine.
(for the record I've never seen one cohesive episode, this just comes from seeing a couple minutes here and there when channel surfing over the years)

So...you're judging a show on not having an actual narrative, and being 22 straight minutes of jokes despite never having seen a full episode? God you suck. I mean, the show does too, but you suck even more.

[Rodey]

A few weeks ago after he was on The Dan Patrick Show, they were talking about going to do a show from his house. :lol

Shit would be hilarious.

[Dancing Ants]

Charlie Sheen's use of adjectives is amazing.

[bigeyedfish190]

What exactly did he say about Chuck Lorre that made him decide to cancel the rest of the season?

[BotheDMBFan]

Charlie Sheen's use of adjectives is amazing.

Charlie Sheen's use of everything. Him throwing out amazing movie references rules too.

[dmbbearcat]

:lol it's a three-letter word that rhymes with 'why'

Why.

Amazing :lol

[vaxarado]

:lol Charlie. I don't even know what to say about these interviews.

[Dancing Ants]

i like the Sheen's Corner idea. I've had a lot of questions for Babe Ruth's ghost, for sure.

[smudge1]

This guy is fucked.

[boarderx5423]

Yeah this guy is definitely going off the deep end...who's got him in the dead pool.

That would be me. I have no intention of changing the pick either!

[som3d3vil34]

i like the Sheen's Corner idea. I've had a lot of questions for Babe Ruth's ghost, for sure.

Interviewing people he doesnt know and doing research about them right in front of the person during the interview. That is definitely something I can get on board with.

[gocubsgo3822]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_people_sheen

also if i could choose chuck in the dead pool i wouldnt... He is fucking charlie sheen.. God cant die

[junior94]

So...you're judging a show on not having an actual narrative, and being 22 straight minutes of jokes despite never having seen a full episode? God you suck. I mean, the show does too, but you suck even more.

:lol:lol

[scrock25]

Somebody post a very recent pic of him please?

[BotheDMBFan]

Somebody post a very recent pic of him please?

http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cryptkeeper.jpg

[JimSweetWorld]

I'm watching the new interview now, and the guy is completely insane. I love it.

This is from one of his other interviews. It's a quiz, guess who said it, Charlie Sheen or Muammar Gaddafi:
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/02/quiz-charlie-sheen-or-muammar-qaddafi.html

[smudge1]

Somebody post a very recent pic of him please?http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/charlie-sheen.jpg

[water_into_wine]

"Duh. Winning."

[pathetic]

Somebody post a very recent pic of him please?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KlRl6pgDddQ/S4U-0uPNBMI/AAAAAAAACXw/fEy4fpApBn0/s640/charlie-sheen-rehab.jpg

[Dramageek]

"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

Vatican assassins baby!

I also like the term "gnarly gnarlingtons."

[BotheDMBFan]

"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

Vatican assassins baby!

I also like the term "gnarly gnarlingtons."

I saw Brian Wilson at the Spring Training game I went to on Saturday. I yelled out Awesome Vatican Assassin. I think he laughed.

I have used Gnarly a lot, now.

[water_into_wine]

SNL needs to do a Sarah Palin type parody of this where they don't change one word of the transcript.

[BotheDMBFan]

SNL needs to do a Sarah Palin type parody of this where they don't change one word of the transcript.

They'll still figure out how to fuck it up.

[Dramageek]

I saw Brian Wilson at the Spring Training game I went to on Saturday. I yelled out Awesome Vatican Assassin. I think he laughed.

I have used Gnarly a lot, now.

:lol:lol Excellent!

[vaxarado]

he sounds a lot like The Beard

I was trying to figure out who it was he reminded me of and this is it.

[HoldemHart]

SNL needs to do a Sarah Palin type parody of this where they don't change one word of the transcript.

Who's up for the challenge to play The Sheen?

[som3d3vil34]

SNL needs to do a Sarah Palin type parody of this where they don't change one word of the transcript.

That sounds creative...very SNL.

[water_into_wine]

That sounds creative...very SNL.

It worked last time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeMypXCUWMw

[jaking1185]

This is looking like of the greatest trainwrecks ever is on its way.

If this is him sober I can see why people want him toasted 24/7.

[smudge1]

“Okay, Pop walk through a cancer ward right now and find any of those motherfuckers who look like me” :lol:lol:lol

[grace2]

...Well yeah?

[dmbigeyedphish]

robert downey jr is way more awesomer

[FunkyTeaParty]

My fantasy baseball team this year will definitely be the Vatican Assassins.

[TablesTurnAgain]

this reminds me of that Gene Simmons interview with Terry Gross years back. That, however, was funnier.

[som3d3vil34]

What was he calling his home? The Sober Fortress or something??

[BotheDMBFan]

Silver Valley Lodge, you loser.

[FunkyTeaParty]

What was he calling his home? The Sober Fortress or something??

Sober Valley Lodge.

Which is funny because he rejects the word sober because it's an AA word.

[som3d3vil34]

Silver Valley Lodge, you loser.

Losing is not an option. Im a winner.

[smudge1]

Silver Valley Lodge, you loser.Sober Valley Lodge, you loser.

[BotheDMBFan]

Sober Valley Lodge, you loser.

I wanted this. I'm still winning.

[neumdogg]

What a goddamn selfish prick. He basically forces WB to shut down production causing the crew to go unpaid.

[BotheDMBFan]

It's all about how you perceive things.

[som3d3vil34]

What a goddamn selfish prick. He basically forces WB to shut down production causing the crew to go unpaid.

No, he went back to work and pounded on the door....no one was there. There were no scripts. He is right; you and WB are wrong.

[FunkyTeaParty]

What a goddamn selfish prick. He basically forces WB to shut down production causing the crew to go unpaid.

Your normal brain just can't comprehend. It's not his fault. It's Haim's fault.

[BotheDMBFan]

I love how Sheen says HE won Best Picture at 20. Platoon did, and I'd say Berenger and Dafoe were far more important to that.

[som3d3vil34]

I love how Sheen says HE won Best Picture at 20. Platoon did, and I'd say Berenger and Dafoe were far more important to that.

Which interview was this? I didnt see it yet

[Dramageek]

What a goddamn selfish prick. He basically forces WB to shut down production causing the crew to go unpaid.

But don't you get it?! He's winning!

Yeah, it was a total dick move, for sure. And I'm sure Jon Cryer wants to assassinate him, because he's not going to get many better jobs than 2 1/2 Men.

[vaxarado]

this reminds me of that Gene Simmons interview with Terry Gross years back. That, however, was funnier.

Except Gene Simmons doesn't drink or do drugs.

[BotheDMBFan]

Which interview was this? I didnt see it yet

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41824830/ns/today-entertainment/

Somewhere in the two on here.

[jkrue22]

My fantasy baseball team this year will definitely be the Vatican Assassins.

I just stole this idea, thanks so much. With a picture of Wild Thing as my avatar... perfection.

I like "Vatican Assassin Warlocks" even better but it's too many characters.

[som3d3vil34]

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41824830/ns/today-entertainment/

Somewhere in the two on here.

Yes. Awesome. Winning.

[vaxarado]

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/charlie-sheen-major-league-SUCCESS.jpg

That is awesome.

[FunkyTeaParty]

"I am on a drug," Sheen said. "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

:lol:lol

[jkrue22]

“Look what I’m dealing with, man. I’m dealing with fools and trolls. I’m dealing with soft targets, and it’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, ‘I can’t process it.’ Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show.”

[thechad90000]

"I am on a drug," Sheen said. "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

:lol:lol

This has got to be one of my favorite lines ever. And he just smirked and the interview went on. :lol:lol:lol

[HoldemHart]

@PattonOswalt

David Simon needs to do a 6th season of the The Wire, where Marlo and his crew start selling Charlie Sheen on the corners.


Classic.

[coldengrey12]

"[AA] was written for normal people. Normal people who don't have Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA."

My co-workers want to know what's cracking me up. :lol :lol

[thechad90000]

I love the Violent Love

[brew10]

This would be great if this was a Joaquin Pheonix type move. Charlie's been sober for years and is totally fucking with Earth.

More likely he has some psychosis issues caused by years of heavy drug use and syphilis...

[thechad90000]

"They picked a fight with a warlock."

:lol:lol:lol

[water_into_wine]

Blue Horseshoe loves Charlie Sheen's drug dealer.

[som3d3vil34]

This would be great if this was a Joaquin Pheonix type move. Charlie's been sober for years and is totally fucking with Earth.

More likely he has some psychosis issues caused by years of heavy drug use and syphilis...

He's guerilla marketing for his new show where he interviews people he doesnt know :lol

Whatever is happening with him, all I know is that he is winning. Hard.

[vaxarado]

Just to make sure everyone is aware, ABC will be airing (I believe) a one hour special with the entire interview with Charlie Sheen at 10 PM Tuesday.

[thechad90000]

I really don't get how this guy thinks he's in the right and didn't do anything. He's the victim.

"Looks like somebody didn't bring gum for everybody."

[FunkyTeaParty]

I agree. A family friend inherited a bunch of money years ago, moved to Fort Lauderdale and tore it up for years before finally going broke and getting clean. But he was never the same after that. He essentially fried himself out and went crazy. I think this is what may have happened to Charlie.

[thechad90000]

I agree. A family friend inherited a bunch of money years ago, moved to Fort Lauderdale and tore it up for years before finally going broke and getting clean. But he was never the same after that. He essentially fried himself out and went crazy. I think this is what may have happened to Charlie.

I just like the fact that he doesn't think he looks like he's on drugs. Duh...winning.

[som3d3vil34]

I really don't get how this guy thinks he's in the right and didn't do anything. He's the victim.

"Looks like somebody didn't bring gum for everybody."

That was a great line too.

[thechad90000]

I just can't stop being in awe at this interview. I knew the guy was nuts but damn when did he get the God complex. He's out of his fucking mind. :lol

[FunkyTeaParty]

He's sick of pretending.

[Noremac]

"Are they getting the kind of girls I'm getting in my house? Yes, I said 'girls.'"

He is a God amongst men.

[smudge1]

I wonder what this joker will do tomorrow? Seems like it's something everyday now.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Back in the day I got floor seats for SNL and sat about 12 feet away for this bit.

Nearly pissed myself.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00ivaudeville.phtml

[som3d3vil34]

"Are they getting the kind of girls I'm getting in my house? Yes, I said 'girls.'"

He is a God amongst men.

Didn't he add "winning" to the end of that? :lol

[smudge1]

"Are they getting the kind of girls I'm getting in my house? Yes, I said 'girls.'"

He is an addict amongst whores.Fixed that for you.

[Noremac]

Didn't he add "winning" to the end of that? :lol

:lol Probably. This is beyond ridiculous.

[Dramageek]

I just can't stop being in awe at this interview. I knew the guy was nuts but damn when did he get the God complex. He's out of his fucking mind. :lol

This. I heard snippets of his initial rant on the radio on my way to work on Friday. I heard the part about Vatican Assassins and about damn near wrecked my car.

[Dancing Ants]

the second interview on NBC is pure gold. insanity.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Somebody needs to organize these interviews all in one place.

I've heard about 5 of them and I'm still scared I'm missing out.

[Dancing Ants]

Somebody needs to organize these interviews all in one place.

I've heard about 5 of them and I'm still scared I'm missing out.

yes this is true. there's gotta be a blog or two out there that's doing this.

[DMBcubs3641]

What a winner.

[som3d3vil34]

Somebody needs to organize these interviews all in one place.

I've heard about 5 of them and I'm still scared I'm missing out.


Im trying to make sure Ive heard em all too.

There are two radio segments on Dan Patrick.
Two segments on the Today show
I think two segments on Good Morning America
And that one 25 minute interview with the guy I didnt know....an online thing maybe?

Am I missing anything?

[manderso]

They picked a fight with a warlock.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Im trying to make sure Ive heard em all too.

There are two radio segments on Dan Patrick.
Two segments on the Today show
I think two segments on Good Morning America
And that one 25 minute interview with the guy I didnt know....an online thing maybe?

Am I missing anything?

Radar Online is the 25 minute one.

Gotta hear Alex Jones too.

Supposedly now there is a TMZ one too. And Howard Stern is trying like hell to get him on. Hopefully tomorrow.

[DMBcubs3641]

I love when he uses "bitchin" as an adjective.

[canes101190]

"Yeah, I said 'girls'..." :lol:lol

[FunkyTeaParty]

The valley girl vernacular is an underrated touch.

[som3d3vil34]

Radar Online is the 25 minute one.

Gotta hear Alex Jones too.

Supposedly now there is a TMZ one too. And Howard Stern is trying like hell to get him on. Hopefully tomorrow.

Who is Alex Jones? Is that another radio interview?

[FunkyTeaParty]

TMZ has a new one up now. Going to listen. So excited.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Who is Alex Jones? Is that another radio interview?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWsQqKfbXqo

[vaxarado]

Charlie's publicist quit. Surprise.

[smudge1]

TMZ has a new one up now. Going to listen. So excited.I'm watching now. This guy is fucked.

[DMBcubs3641]

"They haven't said sorry Mr. Lorre, you're a clown bye bye, we're taking care of dude because he's a rocktsar... and a legend!"

[ShotgunDMB]

Good Lord this guy is a mess.

[pathetic]

"they were all like 'AA this' and i was all like, 'bye bye that'"

[som3d3vil34]

Charlie's publicist quit. Surprise.

He was a loser.

[som3d3vil34]

Is there a link to the TMZ one?

[pathetic]

the interview with this Chuck Lorre guy is hilarious

[pathetic]

Is there a link to the TMZ one?
http://www.tmz.com/

[DMBcubs3641]

Sheen's Corner would be a fucking awesome.

[smudge1]

http://www.tmz.com/Imagine that!

[som3d3vil34]

http://www.tmz.com/

Oh I didnt see it further down there. Not familiar with their site :lol Thanks

[ShotgunDMB]

Sober Valley Lodge!

[TablesTurnAgain]

"I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term."

[canes101190]

Sheen's Corner would be a fucking awesome.

I would make sure to tune in every night. There has to be a network willing to pick that up. It'd be epic.

[pedramzahipour]

You can't blame Charlie Sheen for thinking he's an intellectual. If I hung out with 20 year old porn stars all the time time I'd think I was a genius too.

[pedramzahipour]

Charlie's publicist quit. Surprise.
"I'll be Charlie Sheen's new publicist!!" - Gary Busey

[FunkyTeaParty]

His house has to be like he early days of Spahn Ranch.

[vaxarado]

Seeing as how hes been hanging out with him lately and can actually be a pretty decent actor, I think Charlie is incorporating Brian Wilson's character into these interviews.

[vaxarado]

I would make sure to tune in every night. There has to be a network willing to pick that up. It'd be epic.

And if they're going to do it, they need to do it now and strike while its hot.

[manderso]

Bree Olson tweetd the othr day "I don't do drugs and neither does anybody around me. I used to drink occasionally and don't even do that anymore."

[canes101190]

Bree Olson just lets dudes shoot loads on her face on camera. No drugs though, she's too classy for that.

[canes101190]

"I'll be Charlie Sheen's new publicist!!" - Gary Busey

:lol:lol:lol

Now that'd be a great reality show!

[FunkyTeaParty]

"your cars go flying off a cliff"

"I know, go figure"

[pathetic]

"what's the best part you've ever been to?"

"well, it was here. and it must have been last night, cuz now im in rehab" :lol:lol

[TablesTurnAgain]

Lou Piniella, my man! hahahaha

[som3d3vil34]

Do the math, morons.

[vaxarado]

"I just don't know what I did to piss everyone off except other than like roll in with gold, rockstar presence, hit every mark and deliver like numbers and commerce and its like 'I thought thats why they called the show business.'"

:lol:lol Oh Charlie.

[unccrombie]

i think charlie sheen just unseated chuck norris

[Dancing Ants]

can someone collect all links to his interviews and post them? i feel like i'm missing out.

[smudge1]

can someone collect all links to his interviews and post them? i feel like i'm missing out.only you can do that, meanwhile I'm winning!

[smudge1]

sitting back being black!

[FunkyTeaParty]

sitting back being black!

Who said that? Afro Sheen?

[BotheDMBFan]

Who is Alex Jones? Is that another radio interview?

Alex Jones is the dumbest person on the planet.

[magic stuff]

come on bros, he won best picture at 20. he wasn't even trying, wasn't even warm. i guess we know what it's like when he gets warmed up.

[som3d3vil34]

Where are the kids?

The kids....are in there. Running into WALLS.

[jdbartender]

Sheen is a genius.

He is turning himself into an absolute rock star. His quotes are hilarious, his candor is top notch, and his arrogance is so over the top that it is actually enjoyable.

“Come on, bro. I won 'Best Picture' at 20. Wasn't even trying. Wasn't even warm."

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special”

“I will… not follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People that aren't special. People that don't have tiger blood or Adonis DNA."

Come on... This stuff is amazing and it is EXACTLY what his fans want to see from him. I don't think he is nearly the mess that everyone thinks he is. I feel like that this point, he's just playing the game

[pathetic]

i'd love to see him and brian wilson party together

[canes101190]

i'd love to party with him and brian wilson

Fixed for awesomeness.

[smudge1]

Sheen is a genius.

He is turning himself into an absolute rock star. His quotes are hilarious, his candor is top notch, and his arrogance is so over the top that it is actually enjoyable.

“Come on, bro. I won 'Best Picture' at 20. Wasn't even trying. Wasn't even warm."

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special”

“I will… not follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People that aren't special. People that don't have tiger blood or Adonis DNA."

Come on... This stuff is amazing and it is EXACTLY what his fans want to see from him. I don't think he is nearly the mess that everyone thinks he is. I feel like that this point, he's just playing the gameare you Afro-Sheen?

[canes101190]

Sheen is a genius.

He is turning himself into an absolute rock star. His quotes are hilarious, his candor is top notch, and his arrogance is so over the top that it is actually enjoyable.

“Come on, bro. I won 'Best Picture' at 20. Wasn't even trying. Wasn't even warm."

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special”

“I will… not follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People that aren't special. People that don't have tiger blood or Adonis DNA."

Come on... This stuff is amazing and it is EXACTLY what his fans want to see from him. I don't think he is nearly the mess that everyone thinks he is. I feel like that this point, he's just playing the game

I'll go ahead and agree with that. A lot of it is a game at this point.

[som3d3vil34]

I'll go ahead and agree with that. A lot of it is a game at this point.

Scoreboard dont lie

[Noremac]

S I feel like that this point, he's just playing the game

It's a game, alright. AND CHARLIE SHEEN IS WINNING.

[smudge1]

I'll go ahead and agree with that. A lot of it is a game at this point.I expect this guy to be dead this year.

[smudge1]

It's a game, alright. AND CHARLIE SHEEN IS WINNING.:lol Scoreboard doesn't lie!!

[manderso]

Sheen is a genius.

He is turning himself into an absolute rock star. His quotes are hilarious, his candor is top notch, and his arrogance is so over the top that it is actually enjoyable.

“Come on, bro. I won 'Best Picture' at 20. Wasn't even trying. Wasn't even warm."

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special”

“I will… not follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People that aren't special. People that don't have tiger blood or Adonis DNA."

Come on... This stuff is amazing and it is EXACTLY what his fans want to see from him. I don't think he is nearly the mess that everyone thinks he is. I feel like that this point, he's just playing the game

I don't think so. You can't just act like this and not have consequences. He's gonna destroy his career like Robert Downy Junior did. Charlie Sheen probably will not work again.

[som3d3vil34]

I don't think so. You can't just act like this and not have consequences. He's gonna destroy his career like Robert Downy Junior did. Charlie Sheen probably will not work again.

He got 5 big movie offers in 8 minutes.

[BAHHHTIWaC]

I don't think so. You can't just act like this and not have consequences. He's gonna destroy his career like Robert Downy Junior did. Charlie Sheen probably will not work again.

:confused

[BotheDMBFan]

:confused

He ruined his career for years. Then actually got better, and is riding a massive comeback.

[FunkyTeaParty]

He got 5 big movie offers in 8 minutes.

He also hit a baseball 445 feet.

He reminds me of Kim Jong Il.

[HoldemHart]

For the love of God, Charlie go on the Howard Stern show tomorrow.

[MGH4007]

speaking of drug abusing, hooker loving pop stars, how is Joaquin Phoenix doing?

[BotheDMBFan]

He also hit a baseball 445 feet.

He reminds me of Kim Jong Il.

Thing is, Charlie was(possibly still is) actually good at baseball. He blew away the guys on the set of Major League.

[smudge1]

speaking of drug abusing, hooker loving pop stars, how is Joaquin Phoenix doing?I'm pretty sure he's winning.

[FunkyTeaParty]

Thing is, Charlie was(possibly still is) actually good at baseball. He blew away the guys on the set of Major League.

I believe it. But the only way he hit a ball 445 feet is if he hit it twice.

[doesmusicbest]

speaking of drug abusing, hooker loving pop stars, how is Joaquin Phoenix doing?

He made a really good movie, that's what he's doing. ;)

[JimSweetWorld]

Thing is, Charlie was(possibly still is) actually good at baseball. He blew away the guys on the set of Major League.
I doubt he's still good at baseball. But his success rate is 100%. DO THE MATH!

[BotheDMBFan]

I doubt he's still good at baseball. But his success rate is 100%. DO THE MATH!

Artie Lange was good at baseball pre-suicide attempt.

[MGH4007]

I'm pretty sure he's winning.

I watched the documentary on him and his failing attempt at becoming the next dr dre. The guy has definitely lost it.

[BotheDMBFan]

I watched the documentary on him and his failing attempt at becoming the next dr dre. The guy has definitely lost it.

That was all a work.

[JimSweetWorld]

Artie Lange was good at baseball pre-suicide attempt.

If by baseball you mean the act of doing four lines of cocaine with each one getting bigger as you go (single, double, triple, home run). Then yeah I'm sure Artie Lange and Charlie Sheen are both still very good at 'baseball.'

[smudge1]

Thing is, Charlie was(possibly still is) actually good at blowjobs. He blew the guys on the set of Major League.:eek:ugh:ugh

[kittensXLI]

I love Charlie.

[daveshookme]

I expect this guy to be dead this year.
Unless the Romans are going to come nail two trees to his back and hang him in the village square, I highly doubt it. God's don't die.

[BotheDMBFan]

If by baseball you mean the act of doing four lines of cocaine with each one getting bigger as you go (single, double, triple, home run). Then yeah I'm sure Artie Lange and Charlie Sheen are both still very good at 'baseball.'

Nah man, Artie could mash the shit out of the ball.

[manderso]

:confused

RDJ completely destroyed his carreer to the point that studios couldn't even pay to insure him anymore. It wasn't worth the risk. Then Mel Gibson put up the cash for him and helped start his comeback. I don't think anyone is gonna gamble their money on Sheen. He's just finished.

[~Crashintome89~]

"Thomas Jefferson is a pussy."

"To quote the great Allen Iverson..."

"Will and Grace ville..."

[scrock25]

If by baseball you mean the act of doing four lines of cocaine with each one getting bigger as you go (single, double, triple, home run). Then yeah I'm sure Artie Lange and Charlie Sheen are both still very good at 'baseball.'

I fucking fixate on that line at the end of Boogie Nights every single fucking time I watch the movie and finally know what "playing baseball" means.

[gocubsgo3822]

he is off of his fucking rocker

my favorite part was "a lot of people have contacted me: mel gibson, colin farrell, and sean penn" to name a few

edit: or when he was smoking a marlboro red in the interview

[kittensXLI]

but I’m frikin bayonets, you know. I’m battle tested man. I’m tired, I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitchin and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin and just deliverying the goods at every frikin turn, because, look what I’m dealing with man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls, dealing with soft targets and its just, you know its just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee because I don’t have time for these clowns. I don’t have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say “I can’t process it” well no you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

[dmblova4eva37]

i almost lost it when he said, "to quote the great Allen Iverson.." hahahahaha he is awesome

[kittensXLI]

"I'm going to hang out with these two smoOoOokin' hotties."

[smudge1]

I wonder if "Rach" has been "marinating" all day.

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

Can we name nDMBc to "The Rach"

[daveshookme]

Can we name nDMBc to "The Rach"
I vote Sheen's Corner

[DIDriveOut2SPAC]

I vote Sheen's Corner

Good Choice, I like this the best, followed by The Sober Valley Ranch

[manderso]

Hey Kittens, are you stoked that your boy Jericho is gonna be dancing with stars?

[som3d3vil34]

What if Sheen was in Radiohead?!?!

[kittensXLI]

Hey Kittens, are you stoked that your boy Jericho is gonna be dancing with stars?
:confused

[manderso]

:confused

GRACEFUL. IS. JERICHO.

http://www.businessinsider.com/wwe-star-chris-jericho-will-be-dancing-with-the-stars-2011-2

[Dancing Ants]

What if Sheen was in Radiohead?!?!

Radiohead would be winning, duh.

[cwsrule88]

clearly he didn't bring gum for everyone

[canes101190]

Good Choice, I like this the best, followed by The Sober Valley Ranch

Winner. SoberValleyRanchC FTW.

[TablesTurnAgain]

'I am the king of limbs, I have disc 2 in my basement and won't release it until I get my $3 mil an episode'

-Charlie Sheen FTW

[Rodey]

I want to go to the Sober Valley Ranch so I can fuck all these porn stars as part of my recovery.

[Rodey]

Wait, I thought it was the Sober Valley Lodge?

[kittensXLI]

Wait, I thought it was the Sober Valley Lodge?
It is...

[Rodey]

Fuckin' Canes screwing me up.

[kittensXLI]

It was written for normal people - people that aren't special, people that don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

[Rodey]

Hey Kittens, I never knew we lived in the same place. :lol

[kittensXLI]

Hey Kittens, I never knew we lived in the same place. :lol
Uh... I had it first!

Look at me. DUH.

[Rodey]

Uh... I had it first!

Look at me. DUH.

I just close my eyes and I'm cured.

[kittensXLI]

I just close my eyes and I'm cured.
"Epic, epic behavior."

"I closed my eyes...and made it so, with the power of my mind."

"WOW winning. It's how you perceive it."

"I cured it with my brain, with my mind."

[Noremac]

"Maybe if my perception of right and wrong is different from other people, then, yeah, maybe my kids will be a little different. Oh wait, they're already different because they're my kids... DUH."

[k270]

This needs to be Hot Shots Part 3. This is what happens when Topper Harley leaves the U.S. Navy. It would be the most epic movie ever. And better thing is, Charlie wouldn't be required to act.

[kittensXLI]

"When I got ready, at a lightning pace - but, like surprise, that's what winners do."

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

"Epic, epic behavior."

"I closed my eyes...and made it so, with the power of my mind."

"WOW winning. It's how you perceive it."

"I cured it with my brain, with my mind."

This morning I told the sun to rise and the sun rose; therefore I made the sun rise.

[som3d3vil34]

Well, CBS has solved the problem....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVx8lZIgLpA&feature=player_embedded

[kittensXLI]

"That stuff, like, puts people in other people's refrigerators...across town...in their underwear...at 2am. If I'm lyin', I'm cryin'. Amirite?"