Boobs!

[Rob]

Milk dud

[mrottondo]

glandulas mamarias

ehh...too technical

[Rob]

Nipple mountain

[Rob]

Dolly Parton

[Number27]

high beams :lol

[Remember2]

tatem o neil

[Rob]

les siens

[Rob]

Dick Runway.

[smallwaise]

funbags?


i don't know i can't think right now

[Number27]

ta ta's

[Rob]

I've always thought being suffocated by D-cups would be the way to go.

[droseh41]

I know I'm a girl, and shouldn't even be in this thread. But I just wanted to share a good word for them: gazongas. :p

[Mark]

yeah. that could be fun.

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by Rob
I've always thought being suffocated by D-cups would be the way to go. ahhhhh being there is heaven

[Rob]

<shrug> I take what i can get.

Oh, wait, all I can get is chicken breasts.

Well, I DO marinate them.

I'm making myself sick.

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by Rob
<shrug> I take what i can get.

Oh, wait, all I can get is chicken breasts.

Well, I DO marinate them.

I'm making myself sick. and making me sick as well

but your chicken parm was fucking good

[Number27]

Originally posted by droseh41
I know I'm a girl, and shouldn't even be in this thread. But I just wanted to share a good word for them: gazongas. :p
more girls should be in here

[Rob]

Thankee, Marcellito.

[Rob]

Oh, and...

Jigglypoof

[Number27]

Nipple Peaks

[Rob]

Nipple peek? Who? Where? When? Did somebody get a picture?

[mrottondo]

Pikes Boob

[Remember2]

some girls have uneven boobs...thats weird

[Rob]

That would be one huge breast. Misshapen, too. And the rocks would hurt. And it wouldn't have a twin. And animals would live on it. ::shudder::

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by Rob
That would be one huge breast. Misshapen, too. And the rocks would hurt. And it wouldn't have a twin. And animals would live on it. ::shudder:: yes, but it'd be HUGE

[Number27]

but, two huge boobs are better than one huge boob

[Melly420]

:lol

[Number27]

boobies

[Remember2]

taticles

[Rob]

Suckers.

[Remember2]

slippery slats

[Number27]

half way to hot oral from Rob...
*shudders*

[The Sean]

knockers

[007]

sweater kittens

[BustedFairyTale]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
I have breasts and have been photographed nekkid. Me too.

[Melly420]

breasticles

haha

[The Sean]

c'mon, hand over the pictures

[Rob]

Mammary gland

[recentlytrippin]

You can milk anything with nipples.

[The Sean]

i have nipples, focker. can you milk me?

[Remember2]

slippery slats is the funniest term i have heard for boobies

[Rob]

If anything can milk a man, I'm sure it would be as painful as it is disgusting.

[The Sean]

there is a serious lack of pictures in the boob thread

[Remember2]

Originally posted by steinauf85
there is a serious lack of pictures in the boob thread

i know...you see Boobs! as the thread title...then you see there is an attachment and one would get excited, but there is nothing!

[Rob]

There's a serious lack of boobs in my life.

[The Sean]

that too

[theTabasco®Kid]

Jumblies

[theTabasco®Kid]

Yabos

[Rob]

I'm blown away this has made it this far. Onward to 1000, my horny friends!

[Remember2]

there was promise of a prize

[The Sean]

indeed there was

[mrottondo]

gazongas for everyone

[Rob]

Well, if we make it, we'll see what I'll do about it ;)

[IlliniGal]

boobs are fun. see my sig ;)

[Rob]

Maybe a subscription to Playboy would be appropriate.

[dmbnj79]

I can get you free porn.

[mrottondo]

free porn rules

[dmbnj79]

it sure does!

[Rob]

Porn sucks. So impersonal.

[dmbnj79]

But free porn is better than paying for it.

[mrottondo]

this is true

[dmbnj79]

although i dont watch porn anymore. i still can get it for free.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
although i dont watch porn anymore. i still can get it for free. When shall i be over???? I'll bring the Doritos and malt liquor!!!!:D

[Rob]

I just want something more personal.

[Number27]

yagos

[jcantrell82]

boobs.

[dmbnj79]

Sal, you know how to get to Drama right? I'm a few blocks away! You can just chill in the living room and have your fun with my porn.

Personal.

[Rob]

I'm not Sal.

And I have nothing personal.

[The Sean]

Ree's gonna give sal some live porn? ;)

[dmbnj79]

*insert thought here*

[theTabasco®Kid]

You have a car - drive on down there.

[dmbnj79]

I'll let him borrow some of my stuff. I'm the Porno Queen of Fairview, NJ.

[The Sean]

why might i ask are you watching female porn?

[theTabasco®Kid]

'cuz it's hot!

[Rob]

Boobs are hot, too.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
I'll let him borrow some of my stuff. I'm the Porno Queen of Fairview, NJ. Well I shall crown myself Porno King of Paramus then!!!:lol *Packing up car with lubricants*:lol

[dmbnj79]

Because I can.

[dmbnj79]

Do you go to World Video on 46?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Do you go to World Video on 46? Not frequently, they actually just opened a place closer to me on 17, heading towards continental!!!

[Number27]

Jiggabaloos.

[The Sean]

bajingos

[dmbnj79]

Pleasure Plus on 46.

I used to get it from West Coast Video when I worked there.

[dmbnj79]

bababooeys

[stunnersal]

Ok, so getting back to free live porn, i mean porn........:lol

[dmbnj79]

:lol

sal, where on 17 is the porno place?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
:lol

sal, where on 17 is the porno place? Right across from the Bendix diner, on the north bound side... Pretty cool place, lots of good toys, gels, whips, chains and fun for the whole family games...

[Rob]

Fuck it. Breasts fucking rock and I wanna see 'em.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by Rob
Fuck it. Breasts fucking rock and I wanna see 'em. Sorry Rob, i'm not that kinda guy!!!!:lol

[Number27]

Ree worked at a porn place?
She had my dream job!

[dmbnj79]

Okay. I know where that is, Sal. It's also on the way to my house if you take 46.

Yes, a video store, with porn.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Okay. I know where that is, Sal. It's also on the way to my house if you take 46.

Yes, a video store, with porn. That it is!!! I take my parents there on sunday after mass!!! It's a reall family place!!!:lol

[FPrefect61]

Funbags are better than yambags

[theTabasco®Kid]

Yambags? Who the fuck? Wha...? That's just wrong.

[dmbnj79]

:lol Sal, you're sick!

[Rob]

Yambags sound like some sick German recipe.

[UJCdream]

boobs are going strong.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
:lol Sal, you're sick! You haven't met my folks!!! When you ring my doorbell, you hear Bow-chicka-bow-bow!!! Ok, anyways no more boob talk, let's get back to porn!!! :lol

[dmbnj79]

:lol

too bad i have to get going.

ha.

i'll talk to y'all later.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
:lol

too bad i have to get going.

ha.

i'll talk to y'all later. Ok, well you, your boobs, and free porn have a good nite!!!!:D

[jprzybys]

boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theTabasco®Kid]

Cans!

[Rob]

And Kenny gets #600.

[Number27]

boobs and beer

[Rob]

Titties and beer!

[katedid81]

mmm, beer. i could use some.

[RuggerSelkie]

This girl just walked by with no bra. Don't you ladies realize those things jiggle when you walk?

[Rob]

Why the fuck have I not yet seen titties?

[jprzybys]

Originally posted by Rob
Why the fuck have I not yet seen titties?

I dont think you have really been trying

[mrottondo]

boobs + boobs = lotsa boobs

[Mark]

nice boobs here:

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/gm_l0.jpg

[Mark]

i like these :D

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/katherine.jpg

[jprzybys]

Originally posted by mark_s
nice boobs here:

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/gm_l0.jpg

I remember that one, good maxim there

edit:not that there is a bad one

[mrottondo]

tadaaaaaaaaa

http://www.dellwebmedia.com/LEWD/busty/jes_09.jpg

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by mark_s
i like these :D
*tries to bite screen* OUCH..my teeth!

[Rob]

This just got better.

[Mark]

another

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/01-lrg.jpg

[Mark]

again

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/05-lrgunpub.jpg

[Mark]

one more

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/08-lrg.jpg

[Rob]

Boing.

[jprzybys]

what a great thread, wow, just wow

[Rob]

Actually... That's a lie. They're hot, but... They're untouchable. Girls I know are best.

[Mark]

she is one of the 2 finalists on Joe Millionaire

[RuggerSelkie]

Holy molases!

I need fair warning.

[Rob]

Hot, yes.

Airbrushed, yes.

Attainable, no.

So what's the point?

[jprzybys]

well, we cant get any other boobs, so why not those?

edit:look a gift horse in the mouth

[mrottondo]

boobsiesssss

[mrottondo]

i want to be this bra http://www.veryfunnypics.com/gender/images/bra.jpg

[Rob]

Holy shit! So that's where the cast of my hands went.

[jprzybys]

Originally posted by Rob
Holy shit! So that's where the cast of my hands went.

priceless

[Rob]

Huh? I didn't mean to tell a joke.

[mrottondo]

SALMA......ahhhhh......

http://www.flashbeagle.de/images/salma.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/gm_l4.jpg

[Fluff]

boobs are great

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/gm_lx.jpg

[jcantrell82]

http://a820.g.akamai.net/f/820/822/1d/i.ivillage.com/cosmopolitan/men/org/articles/b2nakedchef14g.jpg

[Mark]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
[

:banned

[jprzybys]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

[maxpower]

*throws arms up in the air*

Well, this thread is ruined. Thanks honey.

[Mark]

yeah. thanks jamie :rolleyes:

[theTabasco®Kid]

I call Shenanigans!

[jcantrell82]

keep talking shit and i'll post some more........

[fleckhead]

(o)(o)

[Mark]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
keep talking shit and i'll post some more........

as long as you don't post of any rob with his shirt off, we should be ok.

[maxpower]

*takes off shirt - flashes Mark*

:evil

[AdamP]

43 pages in 2 days? :eek:

[Fluff]

woohoo that man was hot

[The Sean]

this thread finally got good

EDIT: the pictures of the girls, just the pictures of the girls

[The Sean]

Originally posted by Rob
Hot, yes.

Airbrushed, yes.

Attainable, no.

So what's the point?
the point is 'hot'

[Fluff]

hmmm

[willnole]

Dirty Pillows

[The Sean]

boobs

[jprzybys]

we need some more hot girl picks to get this thread on track

[jcantrell82]

yeah, or more hot guy pics........

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
yeah, or more hot guy pics........

. . . or not. :p

[jprzybys]

Originally posted by maxpower
. . . or not. :p

burn

[katedid81]

come on, we are more than halfway to 1000 boobie loving posts

[jprzybys]

well, its jamies fault for slowing it down

[Mark]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
yeah, or more hot guy pics........

ok. here you go

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/mark.JPG

[jprzybys]

wow, i dont know whether to laugh or cry

[Mark]

holy shit my scanner is a piece of crap.

no, my arms are not that hairy :freak

:lol

[maxpower]

Originally posted by mark_s
ok. here you go


Damn, who's that hot hunk of man meat??

[willnole]

Mark you look like an ape :)

[Mark]

are you coming on to me?

if so, i think i am going to need quite a few more beer

[Mark]

Originally posted by willnole
Mark you look like an ape :)

i know. it is just the scanner tho

[willnole]

Right. Have a banana.

[loogs91]

Attainable, no.

quit ruining it Rob. they're boobs. plain and simple. boobs.

[musicmad]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Here are some boobs:

this is like deja vu'..i work with those saggy things every day!
oh i recognise one of those ladies! Hey doris...up at 7am for your shower dear:lol

jks

[loogs91]

Rob is gonna get jelous, but my girlfriend just went home a little while ago, meaning you know what i got to touch tonight!

[Play_Like_Fonz]

Just read this thread, did anyone win yet...and I was expecting some boobs here, thanks for nothing!

[Play_Like_Fonz]

nevermind, were not even at 700, ok then..

[The Sean]

Originally posted by Play_Like_Fonz
Just read this thread, did anyone win yet...and I was expecting some boobs here, thanks for nothing!
go to page 21 (with the maximum posts per page)

[katedid81]

i'd show my boobs, i don't really care.

[loogs91]

do it!

[katedid81]

against the rules young squire

[The Sean]

what rules?

[RuggerSelkie]

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ya done gave 'em hope Kate. :lol

Now he's gonna exercise is right to the PM button.

[The Sean]

we've got an admin sponsoring this thread. if you dont want to post them on this server, im sure someone else would gladly offer the webspace, and a link could be made

[loogs91]

wait, did yo usay she would PM me the pics? or was i hearing things?:freak

[jrcdmb40]

choice two

[Play_Like_Fonz]

ya ya im gettin in on this PMin too

[loogs91]

damn.

[loogs91]

319 to go! (and hopefully more boobs on the way!)

[The Sean]

whats going on in these PMs?

[RuggerSelkie]

I started a rumor. My bad.

[katedid81]

wait a minute. i don't wanna be known as the ants whore.

[The Sean]

get some other girls to do it with you

[RuggerSelkie]

No, no. Just use your imaginations.

But ya gotta love the Kate for tryin' to please the Ants ;)

[The Sean]

*sigh*

[katedid81]

thanks for making me aware of the fact that i still have my bra on...

off it goes

[The Sean]

stop teasing us!

[katedid81]

but it's so easy!

(ps. i really did take off my bra just now)

[RuggerSelkie]

Imagination Sean........


Though I thought that was humorous Kate :p

[The Sean]

Originally posted by katedid81
but it's so easy!

(ps. i really did take off my bra just now) so what do you want me to do? whip it out?

[katedid81]

haha. that's quite alright.

[The Sean]

back to striving for 1000...boobs!

[Rob]

Man... So many teases, so few ejaculations.

[Number27]

jerky jerky

[Rob]

Gonna have to :(

[katedid81]

http://www.shades-of-me.com/boobs/

interesting...

[Number27]

jerky jerky is good any time

[The Sean]

700!

[katedid81]

if you google search for boobs you will find some funny ass shit

there's one link i really want to post but it has exposed boobs...so i can't

one of them is "read my boobs"

[katedid81]

(o)(o) perfect breasts
-------------------------
( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts
-------------------------
(*)(*) high nipple breasts
-------------------------
(@)(@) big nipple breasts (you know who you are)
-------------------------
oo A cups
-------------------------
{ O }{ O } D cups
-------------------------
(oYo) wonder bra breasts
-------------------------
( ^)( ^) cold breasts
-------------------------
(o)(O) lopsided breasts
--------------------------
(Q)(Q) pierced breasts
-------------------------
(p)(q) breasts w/hanging tassels
-------------------------
(:o)(o) bitten by a vampire breasts
-------------------------
\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts
-------------------------
( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts
-------------------------
< o < o electric shock breasts
-------------------------
|o||o| android breasts
-------------------------
(/)(o) scratched breasts (ouch)
-------------------------
(%)(o) extra nipple breasts
-------------------------
($)($) Elle McPherson's breasts
-------------------------
( o0o )( o0o ) Barbell pierced breast
-------------------------
(^o)(o) zit on your breast
-------------------------
( o Y o ) poses for playboy magazine breasts

[RuggerSelkie]

Whoa.

[The Sean]

Originally posted by katedid81
if you google search for boobs you will find some funny ass shit

there's one link i really want to post but it has exposed boobs...so i can't

one of them is "read my boobs"
which one?

[katedid81]

some girl is letting people advertise their websites on her boobs...it is pretty humorous

[katedid81]

http://www.hotboxdesigns.com/Bunny%20Sees%20Boobs!.html

hahaha

[The Sean]

the first pic is funny

[DMBfan41]

\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Number27]

kate, you rock

[katedid81]

thanks

[katedid81]

http://www.whoseboobs.com/

i hope this is allowable. if not i'm sure rob will get rid of it :evil

[The Sean]

i was about 50/50 for the quizes

[katedid81]

yeah...i did okay on the quizzes

[mrottondo]

that bunny is great

hooray for boobs!

[katedid81]

yeah. i found some fun things when i searched for boobs.

[newscane]

this thread needed another post.

[Mark]

boobs

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/1.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/2.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/3.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/4.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/5.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/6.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/7.jpg

[willnole]

What a way to wake up. Thank you mark :D

[recentlytrippin]

Boob ba boo boob
boob ba boo boob boooooooooooooob




^Dragnet theme song.

[Rob]

Ayuh.

[recentlytrippin]

Q: What's the difference between a blonde's breasts and a tampon?
A: A tampon doesn't shrivel when wet.

Q: how are a blonde's breasts and my P.J.'s alike?
A: They both have a lable that says, "100% cotton

Q: how are a blonde's breasts and a pad alike?
A: Niether are recomended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.



For the record, I don't think any of these are funny, but they will get this thread to 1,000.

[recentlytrippin]

http://www.yuksrus.com/harvey.jpg

[recentlytrippin]

SIGNS YOUR CHILD IS TOO OLD FOR BREASTFEEDING:

He can open your blouse by himself.
While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
After each feeding, he has a smoke.
He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Dueling Banjos."
Beard abrasions on your areola.

[recentlytrippin]

A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her
right breast hanging out. A cop was approaching from about a block
away, thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks
like that woman is hanging out of her blouse." But, as he got
closer, it became apparent that she really was hanging out.
When the officer got face to face with the woman, he said,
"Miss, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why, officer?" the woman asked.
"Well," said the officer, "Your right breast is hanging out of
your blouse."
The woman quickly looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my goodness!
I left the baby on the bus!"

[recentlytrippin]

What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
Its Braille for "suck here".



What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that
a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.



Why do men call the part of a woman's body, between her breasts
and hips, the waist?
Because there's room for another set of breasts there!



Why do women have tits?
So men will talk to them.



What's worse than a cardboard box?
Paper tits!



How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.



Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.



What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.



Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

[recentlytrippin]

How can you tell if a girl is really flat chested?
She wears suspenders to hold her bra up.



How can you tell if a woman is really flat?
She hopes for breast cancer so she can fit into a bra.



Why are girls like ROCKS?
"The flat ones are better to skip!"



What's the worst possible case of being flat-chested?
Looking down a dress and the only bumps you see are knees.



You can bet you'll never shake hands with the world's best lover.
He's always got a tit in it.



How are woman's breasts like electric train sets?
They were originally intended for the kids, but Daddy
always winds up playing with them.



A teenage girl goes to the doctor. He places a stethoscope against
her chest and says, "Big breaths."
She answers, "Yeth, thir, and I'm only thixteen."



Define: doggie bra.
It can make pointers out of setters.

[recentlytrippin]

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...
In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl...
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional...
Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I
needed a girl with some stability...
I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got
excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement...
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
was directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition...
After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was
so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned...
Now all I want is a girl with big breasts...

[Rob]

Haven't played with any such things in a long time.

[Number27]

damn rich

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by Number27
damn rich


:D
Someone had to work on this thread while everyone was sleeping.

[Rob]

No, somebody needed to put some boobs next to me while I was sleeping.

[WineSnob]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...
In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl...
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional...
Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I
needed a girl with some stability...
I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got
excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement...
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
was directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition...
After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was
so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned...



Now all I want is a girl with big breasts...






Amazin what we learn as we get older ;)

[theTabasco®Kid]

Damn, I think I need to subscribe to maxim...

[Number27]

me too

[Rob]

I do.

[Number27]

This is why we all need to subscribe to Maxim :D
http://connection.christina-aguilera.net/photos/maxim_08.jpg

[Rob]

Na, that's not why I subscribe at all.

[Number27]

Only for the articles :D

[Rob]

Na, that photo didn't do it for me.

[Number27]

There are better ones out there, I agree....
Who is on the new issue?

[Rob]

Mariah Carey.

[Number27]

Hmm