Boobs!

[Rob]

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[recentlytrippin]

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[Number27]

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[recentlytrippin]

Finally, something other than smiley faces....

Perfect breasts
(o)(o)

Fake silicone breasts
( + )( + )

Perky breasts
(*)(*)

Big nipple breasts
(@)(@)

A cups
o o

D cups
{ O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts
(oYo)

Cold breasts
( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts
(o)(O)

Pierced Breasts
(Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts
(p)(p)

Against The Shower Door Breasts
( )( )

Android Breasts
| o | | o |

Martha Stewart's Breasts
($)($)

[Number27]

(Q)(Q)
Those are my friends pierced breasts :) She let me pull them. She is sooo nice :lol

[recentlytrippin]

Grab My Breast
A woman went into a department store and told the
clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund
because it didn't work. The clerk told her that he
couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on
special. All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up
and yelled, "Grab my Breasts! Grab my breasts!"

The clerk didn't know what to do, so he called
the store manager who asked her if he can help.

She explained that she wanted to return the
nonworking toaster for refund, and he told her that he
would not give her a refund because she bought the
toaster on special.

Once again she yelled, "Grab my breasts! Grab my
breasts!"
The manager was taken aback and asked her why she
was yelling that particular phrase.
She replied, "Because I like my breasts grabbed
when I'm getting screwed!"

[katedid81]

Originally posted by katedid81
(o)(o) perfect breasts
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( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts
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(*)(*) high nipple breasts
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(@)(@) big nipple breasts (you know who you are)
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oo A cups
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{ O }{ O } D cups
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(oYo) wonder bra breasts
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( ^)( ^) cold breasts
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(o)(O) lopsided breasts
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(Q)(Q) pierced breasts
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(p)(q) breasts w/hanging tassels
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(:o)(o) bitten by a vampire breasts
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\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts
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( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts
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< o < o electric shock breasts
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|o||o| android breasts
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(/)(o) scratched breasts (ouch)
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(%)(o) extra nipple breasts
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($)($) Elle McPherson's breasts
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( o0o )( o0o ) Barbell pierced breast
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(^o)(o) zit on your breast
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( o Y o ) poses for playboy magazine breasts *cough*

[recentlytrippin]

Medical Benefits Of Breast Watching
This came from the New England Journal of Medicine, so men take heart, and ladies - don't look at us like we're scum when you catch us. We're only doing it for our health.

Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work- out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby.

"There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier."

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four or five years."

[recentlytrippin]

There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker. About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled on shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to
complete the race, she replied,

"I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."

[Mark]

boobs

[Number27]

Woo now I have an excuse when I get caught staring;)
"Where you looking at my breasts??"
"Yes, my doctor said I could."
:D

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by Number27
Woo now I have an excuse when I get caught staring;)
"Where you looking at my breasts??"
"Yes, my doctor said I could."
:D

Bingo!

[Number27]

A guy named Chris goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi is Tony home?" "No he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No come in."

They sit down and Chris says, "You know Betsy, you have the greatest looking breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Betsy thinks about this for a second and says to her self, what the hell - a hundred bucks! My husband sees it all the time for free! So she opens her robe and shows one.

Chris promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are soooo beautiful, I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them together." Betsy thinks about this again and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.

Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."

Tony promptly asks, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by Number27
A guy named Chris goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi is Tony home?" "No he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No come in."

They sit down and Chris says, "You know Betsy, you have the greatest looking breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Betsy thinks about this for a second and says to her self, what the hell - a hundred bucks! My husband sees it all the time for free! So she opens her robe and shows one.

Chris promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are soooo beautiful, I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them together." Betsy thinks about this again and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.

Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."

Tony promptly asks, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I have told that one.

It's great!:lol

[Number27]

This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?"

She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?"
She says, "Well, your name never came up."

:lol Oh god, the mental image

[recentlytrippin]

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[recentlytrippin]

Actually now it is 232.

[Number27]

The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week."

The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl's breasts.

He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on one nipple.

"Young lady," he finally announced, "no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven't any milk!"

"Of course not!" she shrieked. "It's not my child, it's my sister's!"

WTF?

[theTabasco®Kid]

Uhhhh... ?

[Rob]

Dammit, there goes my brain exploding again.

[recentlytrippin]

Dammit, there goes my boobs exploding again.

[Rob]

Milk! Milk everywhere!

And fatty tissue.

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by Rob
Milk! Milk everywhere!

And fatty tissue.


and/or silicone.

[Rob]

No admission w/ fakes.

[recentlytrippin]

I would think at this point boobs would be boobs.

[loogs91]

boobs.

[boiii]

Originally posted by Rob
Milk! Milk everywhere!
And fatty tissue.

milk?
http://antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=975904&highlight=josie+maran#post975904

cheers.
ken

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by boiii
milk?

cheers.
ken

It does the mouth good.

[theTabasco®Kid]

Originally posted by Rob
Milk! Milk everywhere!

And fatty tissue.
Rob, please take yourself out back and kick your own ass.

[Rob]

Done and done.

[willnole]

Tig 'Ol Bitties!!!

[theTabasco®Kid]

Changing my name to "Emerson Biggins"

[recentlytrippin]

THIS JUST IN:

Boobs.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

[boiii]

Originally posted by Rob
Whoever gets post 1000 in Kenny's 1000th post thread will get a prize.

offer void in quebec?

cheers.
ken

[Number27]

tits are great, just wanted to let you know that

[recentlytrippin]

213

[illbackyouup_03]

getting up

[illbackyouup_03]

to

[illbackyouup_03]

six hundred posts

[willnole]

padding

[willnole]

post

[willnole]

counts

[willnole]

is fun ;)

[recentlytrippin]

Chitty chitty boob boob.

[willnole]

Booby Bonds

[recentlytrippin]

Wonder if that was just a Freudian slip when I typed that?

:lol

[willnole]

Oh, defititely

[willnole]

Originally posted by willnole
Oh, defititely

Now THAT's a freudian slip!

:lol :D :lol

[Number27]

cheerleaders mmm

[Number27]

199 to go

[loogs91]

198

[Rob]

The new Maxim is insane.

[Number27]

so that is a yes for Carlos going out and buying it??

[recentlytrippin]

Maxim has boobs in it.

[willnole]

Originally posted by Rob
The new Maxim is insane.


Best issue in a few months

[loogs91]

so....wheres the boobs?

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by loogs91
so....wheres the boobs?


Arby's???

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Arby's???

Nevermind...it's beef.;)

[Mark]

this is fun

[Mark]

i am going to have post 1000

[willnole]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Nevermind...it's beef.;)

and it's Wendy's

[Mark]

just so that you know

[willnole]

Arby's has the "mad cow"

[jcantrell82]

mad cow.

[Mark]

stop talking about cows and get back to boobs

[jcantrell82]

cow boobs.....?

[Mark]

that is udderly disgusting

[willnole]

Show me some boobs Mark!!!

P.S. - Not yours!

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/8.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/9.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/10.jpg

[willnole]

*In Frank Costanza voice*

That's What I'm Talkin' About!

[Mark]

hahaha

:lol

[willnole]

Here's to this thread never dying

[Mark]

i'll drink to that

[mrottondo]

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

http://www.antoninoc.it/Top_model/Victoria_Silvstedt72.jpg

[ny55525]

she looks tasty

[mrottondo]

i think her parents couldnt afford much more clothes for her..

[Number27]

thank god for poor parents

[mrottondo]

i know she's fake, but damn

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/lifestyle/galleries/famous_veggies/images/large/pamela.jpg

[mrottondo]

argh Cindy

http://www.printers.cz/cindy/soft5.jpg

[mrottondo]

oops Lara they got ya

http://www.screensaverjapan.com/graphic/lara/lara.jpg

er..sorry, i'm a geek :lol

[Number27]

the fake one is nasty looking man

[Rob]

C'mon 1000.

[Number27]

can you dig it?

[Rob]

I would hope not. You don't want to dig boobs.

Massage, lick, knead, flick, suck, etc, yes.

Dig, no.

[Number27]

you can dig your hand into the cleavage

[Rob]

I don't think she'd like that.

[loogs91]

how many more do we need?

[loogs91]

i dont think hot oral sex is an appropriate prize for this thread......it should be more boob-themed.

[Mark]

158 to go

[Mark]

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[Mark]

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[Mark]

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[loogs91]

155

[Number27]

http://www.xboxmagonline.com/xbox/downloads/screenshots/games_d/deadoralivextremebeach_02.jpg

[Mark]

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[Mark]

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[Mark]

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[Mark]

we are getting closer

[Rob]

So... Should the prize for 1000 be a subscription to Maxim? Or Playboy?

[Number27]

Maxim

[Mark]

depends on how old the winner is, i suppose.

i would take playboy

[Rob]

I'm not paying to have that delivered to Canadia.

[Mark]

bah.

[Number27]

see, i already have playboy...but not Maxim??/

[Mark]

what did you do, order it for your 18th birthday?

[Mark]

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[Mark]

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[Number27]

no, my dad gets it

[Mark]

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[recentlytrippin]

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[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/11.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/12.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/13.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/14.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/15.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/16.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/17.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/18.jpg

[Mark]

128

[Mark]

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[Mark]

can we hit a 1000 before i leave for the movies in 3 hours?

[Mark]

125

[Mark]

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[dmbnj79]

This is still going on?

[Mark]

i like boobs

[Mark]

hell yeah it is going.

we were promised a prize. :lol

[maxpower]

I want a prize!!

[mrottondo]

holy macaroni...

[mrottondo]

can i have boobs as a prize?

[Mark]

tough shit, rob. i'm getting the prize.

but rob said he wouldn't send anything to canada :(

that bitch

[Mark]

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[dmbnj79]

what's the prize?

[Mark]

we dunno yet. rob suggested a subscription to maxim or playboy

:lol

[maxpower]

WOO! Playboy!!

[Mark]

carlos chose maxim :freak

[maxpower]

WTF!? Maxim??

Sure, Maxim is a very fine magazine. I have a subscription to it.

You can't be choosing that over Playboy.

[Number27]

woo daisy fuentes

[Mark]

Originally posted by maxpower
WTF!? Maxim??

Sure, Maxim is a very fine magazine. I have a subscription to it.

You can't be choosing that over Playboy.

yeah i know. maxim has hot chick, but playboy has naked chicks

[Number27]

I already get Playboy...and the Playboy Channel

[Mark]

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[Number27]

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[dmbnj79]

Hustler.

It's smuttier.

[Mark]

105

[Mark]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Hustler.

It's smuttier.

hustler is good, too

[dmbnj79]

Where is Rob anyway?

[Mark]

he was here earlier

[dmbnj79]

okay.

[illbackyouup_03]

im definitely sneaking in here and getting whatever prize it is thats being offered

[Mark]

99 to go. :)

[Rob]

Keep going.

Watch me win and have to buy myself a subscription.

[Mark]

97

[Mark]

sideshow bob: shake it mama. capital knockers.

[Mark]

rob. you've got a pm

[Mark]

93

[Rob]

Maybe I'll save myself some money and just ban #1000.

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by Rob
Maybe I'll save myself some money and just ban #1000.



So is this still in effect:
Originally posted by Rob

Watch me win and have to buy myself a subscription.

You will ban yourself?

[Mark]

Originally posted by Rob
Maybe I'll save myself some money and just ban #1000.

*slowly back out of thread*

[Rob]

Interesting quandry.

Too bad I'm too drunk to solve it.

[Mark]

i wish i was drunk :(

[Rob]

I don't have to wish.

[Rob]

But...

I do have to piss.

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by mark_s
i wish i was drunk :(


Not me, I woke up a little dizzy this morning...too much wine last night.



So anyway not to be off topic:


Boobs.

[mrottondo]

BOO !

http://www.antville.org/img/alo/boobie.jpg

[illbackyouup_03]

in rand mcnally, hamburgers eat people

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by mrottondo
BOO !

http://www.antville.org/img/alo/boobie.jpg


Outstanding!

[Mark]

i don't have any boobs left in the fridge.

err...i mean.. beer in the fridge

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by mrottondo
BOO !

http://www.antville.org/img/alo/boobie.jpg

And for one more pic of that...

[illbackyouup_03]

Hey mark have u ever checked out Coke Machine Glow poetry book.

[theTabasco®Kid]

I just stocked the house... with booze, not boobs.

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
And for one more pic of that... :lol can't get enough

[recentlytrippin]

Oh look at this, this is a nice pic too...


Originally posted by mrottondo
BOO !

http://www.antville.org/img/alo/boobie.jpg

[Rob]

Damn, that should be worth a prize.

[illbackyouup_03]

i was at a collective soul concert last night and saw some bare boob. Unfortunately not nice boob

[Mark]

Originally posted by mrottondo
BOO !

http://www.antville.org/img/alo/boobie.jpg

post of the year, right there.

[Mark]

Originally posted by Rob
Damn, that should be worth a prize.

or sure. you will mail the subscription to uruguay but not canada?

[Rob]

I like Marcelo.

[theTabasco®Kid]

BURN!

[mrottondo]

PLAYBOY! PLAYBOY!

[mrottondo]

ARRRR

http://www.anabolicstore.com/images/s-breast.3.gif

[theTabasco®Kid]

I can see April's reaction already should Rob buy me a subscription to Playboy... OW!

[Rob]

Marc is way out in the lead right now.

[mrottondo]

amazing, let's keep increasing the distance

she got caught in the rain...and was just wearing this slim white clothes..

http://www.neokanal.com/sinema/kadin/kari/galeri/kari9.jpg

[theTabasco®Kid]

Hate when that happens!

*Recalls girl in showers at Sand Dunes*

[dmbnj79]

:lol i tell you....i'm not at my happiest right now, but y'all are making me laugh.

thanks.

[Rob]

I dunno how much more of this I can take.

[illbackyouup_03]

Hey everybody maybe i should leave the dead horse alone..but who was the person in the picture in the....funny pic thread thats now closed? (and dont answer...yes i should leave the dead horse alone) (now really dont answer like that just because I told you not to answer that way)

[theTabasco®Kid]

We're still waiting for some more "home grown" photos...

[Mark]

my wife was reading this thread last night and said "if we had a pollaroid you could take a shot of mine"

[mrottondo]

Ms Electra deserves some love too

http://www.wapers.com/people/carmenelectra/carmenelectra31024.jpg

[dmbnj79]

Are you talking to me, Kenny? :lol

[Rob]

So get a fucking Polaroid, dumbass.

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by mark_s
my wife was reading this thread last night and said "if we had a pollaroid you could take a shot of mine" how many times did i tell you that your wife kicks some serious butt???

[theTabasco®Kid]

Ummmmmmmmmm... You got pictures of yourself to share with the class?

[Rob]

I'm gonna go slit my wrists now.

[illbackyouup_03]

come on..i know these girls are amazingly hot but im really curious here. whos that picture

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by mark_s
my wife was reading this thread last night and said "if we had a pollaroid you could take a shot of mine"

Why the hell are you still here?
Go man, go!!!

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/19.jpg

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by illbackyouup_03
come on..i know these girls are amazingly hot but im really curious here. whos that picture dude stop it

[dmbnj79]

I don't know what you're talking aboot..... (I threw some Canadian in there...)

[theTabasco®Kid]

Stop clogging up the happy thread about boobs with other stuff. :lol

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by mark_s
http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/19.jpg she has a weird face...but who the hell is going to look at her face anyway?

[Mark]

Originally posted by Rob
So get a fucking Polaroid, dumbass.

if i had the $$ i would.

hrm. we are going to wal-mart tonight. maybe i will check the prices.

:lol

[Rob]

::sigh::

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/20.jpg

[theTabasco®Kid]

Hell, dude get a pencil and paper and sketch them puppies for us!

[dmbnj79]

It's the girl from charles in charge!

(right back at you)

[Rob]

Make sure a Polaroid and a scanner is cheaper than a digital (eliminating the middle man).

[Mark]

i already have the scanner

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/21.jpg

[theTabasco®Kid]

Just have her lay them on the scanner and Voila!

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by illbackyouup_03
Hey everybody maybe i should leave the dead horse alone..but who was the person in the picture in the....funny pic thread thats now closed? (and dont answer...yes i should leave the dead horse alone) (now really dont answer like that just because I told you not to answer that way)

I'll give you one guess....








Ok, give up???
Here:
Originally posted by mrottondo
BOO !

http://www.antville.org/img/alo/boobie.jpg

[theTabasco®Kid]

:lol :lol :lol

[Rob]

I've seen pics like that. They're misleading. Flattened Boobs are good when you have glass hanging around and are bored, but not for horny guys who just wanna judge them.

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/22.jpg

[theTabasco®Kid]

Are you turning down boobs of any kind at this juncture?

[Rob]

Touche.

But you or I could fake it on a scanner bed (well, after shaving, anyway).

[mrottondo]

wet t-shirt!

http://www.iamdrunk.com/loadies/wetshirt/images/dom52kr10b.jpg

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/23.jpg

[Rob]

Well, that's the closest we've gotten.

[theTabasco®Kid]

Originally posted by Rob
Touche.

But you or I could fake it on a scanner bed (well, after shaving, anyway).

Remember that bit about stabbing out one's mind's eye... I'm all over that.

[Rob]

Jesus Christ, Mark. You're gonna have to clean up this mess.

[dmbnj79]

Surprised no Britney pictures.

[Mark]

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/24.jpg

[theTabasco®Kid]

Originally posted by mark_s
http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/23.jpg
THANK YOU MARK!

[Rob]

Word.

[illbackyouup_03]

afte rlast two u might as well go bare

[theTabasco®Kid]

21 to go

[illbackyouup_03]

very close

[Rob]

21. Goddamn Roger Clemens.

[theTabasco®Kid]

If only she'd never married Rodman...

[mrottondo]

*bites screen*

http://www.iamdrunk.com/loadies/wetshirt/images/dom52kr10k.jpg

[dmbnj79]

I love how the feathers are strategically placed.

[illbackyouup_03]

16 to go?>

[Rob]

It's gonna happen before I piss, I imagine.

[illbackyouup_03]

14

[mrottondo]

post!!

[Mark]

we are getting close

[illbackyouup_03]

. . .

[mrottondo]

11

[theTabasco®Kid]

POST WHORES!

[dmbnj79]

What if I win.

Can I get Hustler?! They're SMUTTY. I already get Maxim & Playboy.

[illbackyouup_03]

thousandth!

[Mark]

9

[mrottondo]

4

[theTabasco®Kid]

I CLAIM IT!

[illbackyouup_03]

I GET A MAXIM SUBSCRIPTION!!!