Boobs!

[theTabasco®Kid]

1000 posts!!!!!

I'm a whore!

*Puts on whore outfit*

[maxpower]

You mean what you wear everyday?

[WesDutchMaster]

getting close to 5,000 now. ridiculous. :p

[Melly420]

YAY!!

Congrats whore! :multi :bounce

[WineSnob]

HAHAHAHA
Welcome to the club (slow poke)

[JonTheRvelator]

Ok then...

[theTabasco®Kid]

Some things are worth taking a long time to do... Wouldn't you agree?

[mrottondo]

here, have this red fuzzy wig, welcome to the whore's club

[cousintroy]

Originally posted by theTabasco®Kid
1000 posts!!!!!

I'm a whore!

*Puts on whore outfit*

Congrads....and I am getting close myself.

[jcantrell82]

welcome to the club kenny.

now go park yourself on a streetcorner.

[dmbnj79]

It's about time, you whore.

[FPrefect61]

Man, I don't even remember when I reached whore status, I've been a whore so long

[Rob]

Ironic his 1000th post will probably get 1000 replies (only 10 from him).

[katedid81]

it's a cult you know

[Rob]

Must

[Rob]

hit

[Rob]

1000

[Rob]

replies

[Rob]

before

[Rob]

Kenny

[Rob]

gets

[Rob]

1100

[maxpower]

Trying

[Rob]

posts

[Rob]

!

[Rob]

Damn

[Rob]

I

[Rob]

have

[Rob]

no

[Rob]

life

[Rob]

and

[maxpower]

Fuck, I can't do continual posts if I've got a time limit!!

[Rob]

restraint

[Rob]

when

[Rob]

buzzed

[Rob]

at

[Rob]

2PM

[Rob]

.

[theTabasco®Kid]

Well, that should just about kill this thread!

[Rob]

Na. We're gonna make it a game.

[Rob]

Whoever gets post 1000 in Kenny's 1000th post thread will get a prize.

[maxpower]

oh! A prize!!

I hope it's a whistle.

[Brad]

i

[Brad]

am

[dmbnj79]

What do I get, Rob?

[Brad]

contributing

[Brad]

to

[Brad]

this

[Melly420]

I just love that the thread title was boobs.
Already there were 164 views and only 50 replies.

:lol

[Brad]

thread

[recentlytrippin]

I

[recentlytrippin]

won't

[recentlytrippin]

get 1,000.

[recentlytrippin]

But I'll

[katedid81]

just wanted to fuck up someone's sentence :D

[recentlytrippin]

try.

[recentlytrippin]

By the way,
boobs are good.

[recentlytrippin]

And so is whoring.

[maxpower]

I'm almost to 8000

[maxpower]

I think I'll post it in here. Since this is the most recent post count thread.

[Melly420]

I am almost at 4000

[newscane]

I

[katedid81]

i would like to hit 9000 soon. i think i can do it.

we need someone in the 9000s. yes we do.

[newscane]

usually

[newscane]

don't

[newscane]

post

[mrottondo]

boobs sell

[newscane]

all

[Rob]

I love seeing the posts every 20 seconds.

[katedid81]

my nudey pics

[Rob]

Especially when I can do them in seconds.

[newscane]

that

[Rob]

Kate has Nudies!!!

[theTabasco®Kid]

This is probably going to be my thread which resulted in the greatest number of replies.

[newscane]

much,

[Rob]

Time too start www.nudeantsmarching.org!

[theTabasco®Kid]

Originally posted by Rob
Kate has Nudies!!!
SHARE!!!!!!

[newscane]

but

[Rob]

The mob has spoken!

[theTabasco®Kid]

okay... On the subject of boobs (and therefore nudity)...

Who here has ever voluntarily been photographed nekkid?

Whether boudoire photos, drunk with friends, a playboy-esque pose-all, or naughty little snap-shots you send to your sweetie...

Do tell!

[mrottondo]

*grabs pitchfork* sahre! share! share!

[newscane]

I

[newscane]

figured I

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by theTabasco®Kid
okay... On the subject of boobs (and therefore nudity)...

Who here has ever voluntarily been photographed nekkid?

Whether boudoire photos, drunk with friends, a playboy-esque pose-all, or naughty little snap-shots you send to your sweetie...

Do tell! ummm not here....luckily...for them :lol

[Rob]

Will somebody with breasts please answer Kenny?

[newscane]

would help

[katedid81]

me.

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by Rob
Will somebody with breasts please answer Kenny? i have breasts, 32 A, baby

[newscane]

inflate the replies

[Rob]

Ugh. Details!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by Rob
Will somebody with breasts please answer Kenny?

Do THESE count!?

*flashes Rob*

MUAHAHA! :evil

[Rob]

One more to...

[Rob]

5900.

[newscane]

of this thread

[Rob]

Rob, I'm gonna ban your ass if you flash me again.

[newscane]

and my own

[mrottondo]

i think i'm going to cry...that was evil, Rob..never flash us again

[newscane]

post count

[katedid81]

Originally posted by theTabasco®Kid
okay... On the subject of boobs (and therefore nudity)...

Who here has ever voluntarily been photographed nekkid?

Whether boudoire photos, drunk with friends, a playboy-esque pose-all, or naughty little snap-shots you send to your sweetie...

Do tell! no, yes, no, yes

[newscane]

as well.

[Rob]

It took me too long to figure that out.

[newscane]

and yes, boobs are good.

[theTabasco®Kid]

Originally posted by katedid81
no, yes, no, yes
More info... A picture tells 1000 words... :D

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by theTabasco®Kid
More info... A picture tells 1000 words... :D Kenny is horny!!!! :p

[Rob]

:BANG

[katedid81]

tsk tsk...can't post those kind of pictures on ants

[Rob]

Yeah, well, you can post them elsewhere and distribute via PM, where we discuss here.

[katedid81]

haha.

[maxpower]

I think you all really like THESE:

*flashes all of ants*

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by maxpower
I think you all really like THESE:

*flashes all of ants* dammit dude!!! *throws brick at Rob*

[Rob]

That's it.

[newscane]

*starts going blind*

[katedid81]

i think you should change his avatar and title...but that's just me.

[maxpower jr.]

God damn you Rob!! Unban maxpower!

[newscane]

we're 10% of the way there...

[dmbnj79]

And Ban his sock too!

[Rob]

Bwahahahaha

[maxpower jr.]

At least my alter ego lives.

[WineSnob]

LOL I love this place!!!

[theTabasco®Kid]

Well, so much for me being horny... Thanks for nothing Rob.

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by maxpower jr.
God damn you Rob!! Unban maxpower! dude..you suck!

[dmbnj79]

Originally posted by maxpower jr.
At least my alter ego lives.

that's what YOU think.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
And Ban his sock too! HA!

[WineSnob]

oh FINE say that as I arrive.....

[maxpower jr.]

That's not what you told me through IM Kenny. You tease you!

[dmbnj79]

Do it, Rob. Ban that Mormon.

[Melly420]

Is maxpower jr. just a tiny mormon?

[katedid81]

he's itty bitty.

[dmbnj79]

Isn't that the same thing? :lol

[maxpower jr.]

Originally posted by Melly420
Is maxpower jr. just a tiny mormon?

Yeah. Only half the wives.

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by Melly420
Is maxpower jr. just a tiny mormon? hahaha Rob is tiny hahahaha

[jcantrell82]

"maxpower jr." is just another name for the sarge.

[katedid81]

8600

[dmbnj79]

So his penis is typing? That's amazing!

[Melly420]

Originally posted by maxpower jr.
Yeah. Only half the wives.

and half the size

[theTabasco®Kid]

Originally posted by Melly420
Is maxpower jr. just a tiny mormon?
From that last flash he did, I can tell you that MaxPower is a tiny mormon too.

[maxpower jr.]

It's good to exercise it every now and then.

[Number27]

ah, tiny penis typing

[theTabasco®Kid]

Originally posted by MediumatLarge
oh FINE say that as I arrive.....
You're 15 miles away from me... It would suck to be horny now.

[maxpower jr.]

It's sad that theTabasco®Kid is almost 35 and still hasn't hit puberty.

[dancergirl40ky]

I have breasts and have been photographed nekkid.

[theTabasco®Kid]

Do you have a point?

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
I have breasts and have been photographed nekkid. well?....we're waiting...*sits and waits*

[theTabasco®Kid]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
I have breasts and have been photographed nekkid.
Details!!!

[Rob]

You'd think Mormans would be big, with all those wives and all.

[Number27]

in deed

[Rob]

We want boobs! We want boobs!

[maxpower]

I have returned!

[mrottondo]

*grabs pitchfork and torch* boobs boobs!!

[Melly420]

o my

[Number27]

shit, Rob's post count are the last four digits to my phone number

[Rob]

Who are we kidding? We're only gonna get ASCI boobs and a dumb Morman flashing us.

[maxpower]

Next time, I'm taking off my pants when I flash!

[theTabasco®Kid]

Well, ASCII boobs or the boobs you've been getting... Your choice.

[Rob]

Then I'll IP ban you, too.

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by Rob
Who are we kidding? We're only gonna get ASCI boobs and a dumb Morman flashing us. true that :(

[Melly420]

boobs are nice.

With the exception of the worst boobs that I saw on rate your rack.

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by Rob
Then I'll IP ban you, too. yes, please

[theTabasco®Kid]

Thanks for reminding me of those... Dammit Melly!

[dancergirl40ky]

Not much to it. Just did it and gave them to my now husband.

[@WarWithTheMoon]

I'm nearing 800.

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by Melly420
boobs are nice.

With the exception of the worst boobs that I saw on rate your rack. oh yes...those were utterly evil

[Melly420]

mwahahahaha. :evil

nasty mental images of saggy boobs. ick.

[Rob]

Why do we ever talk about those worst 10? Shouldn't we be splooging over the top 10?

[maxpower]

haha

splooge

[mrottondo]

the top 10 were not THAT good, my gf has better boobs :D

[theTabasco®Kid]

Need something to get those nasty things out of my mind... Any volunteers? And you can just sit back down, Hernandez.

Any female volunteers?

[Rob]

Latin girls. Mmmm...

[maxpower]

Originally posted by mrottondo
the top 10 were not THAT good, my gf has better boobs :D

Your mom has nice boobs too.

[Melly420]

True. The top ten wern't that great.

now the top ten on rate your rod........

[Rob]

I love my Italian girls, though. Not that I've ever had one.

I've had an English girl (with dark hair... huh?), Satan's little helper (shoulda known by the horns), and a Hispanic girl. Where's my little Italian?

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by maxpower
Your mom has nice boobs too. just wait till you get here

[dmbnj79]

Italian women. Close to latin, but better.

We've got fire.

[theTabasco®Kid]

Originally posted by Melly420
rate your rod........

Please tell me you're kidding.

[Rob]

::Pukes::

[theTabasco®Kid]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
We've got fire.
A shot of penecillin will take care of that.

[Rob]

Um.. I'm gonna refrain from the obvious, considering I've said too much already.

[Melly420]

no really. on the rate your rack site they also have rate your crack, rate your rod.... and something else

:lol

[Brad]

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[Brad]

damn it didnt work

[Rob]

Now just what the fuck is that?

[@WarWithTheMoon]

Hmm, I don't think I want to know what that is.

[theTabasco®Kid]

ASCII nudity I think

[maxpower]

Originally posted by theTabasco®Kid
A shot of penecillin will take care of that.

:lol

Oh my god. That's hilarious.

[Melly420]

I don't want to know either

[Rob]

Hilarious? "It burns when I pee" is NOT funny.

[Brad]

http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/pinups/pinup32.txt

[Brad]

hmm hopefully i wont get in trouble for that.

[dmbnj79]

I hate penicillin.

Save the obvious for later.

[Rob]

Big nips on that ascii woman.

[newscane]

Originally posted by Brad
http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/pinups/pinup32.txt

nice.

[loogs91]

dammit, i thought 500 made you a whore. well, ive got some work to do then.

[DMBfan41]

Boobs? I love boobs! They are perfectly figured, wonderful to touch, wonderful to lick, nipple, squeeze. They're great. Boobs are so bouncy too!

Here's to boobs!!

[Rob]

Why can't we get any nice real ones in this thread? :(

[Melly420]

I've got nice ones.

[Rob]

But I can't see them :(

[FPrefect61]

I've got some nice ones too, but you can't see them.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by FPrefect61
I've got some nice ones too, but you can't see them.

Yet 90% of America has already seen them.

[FPrefect61]

Originally posted by maxpower
Yet 90% of America has already seen them.

And they didn't die from shock.

Things are coming up Millhouse!

[Melly420]

Just press them against the computer screen. Don't worry. Your coworkers won't think you are crazy.

[dmbnj79]

Originally posted by Rob
Why can't we get any nice real ones in this thread? :(

Because I don't post my nude pictures. :lol

[Rob]

I've got an email address, and a PM box, and IM.

[maxpower]

Jamie's got nice boobs.








Whoa!? Who said that??

[FPrefect61]

*takes over Rob's body and goes to Mississippi*

[DMBfan41]

Come on now, how come none of you ladies will post some pictures on here. We can make a Girls Of Ants Calender. We'd be THE BEST forum in the world!!

[maxpower]

Tom, why are you trying to get inside me???

I feel so violated.

[FPrefect61]

Originally posted by maxpower
Tom, why are you trying to get inside me???

I feel so violated.

Just trying to remove your soul from you body and take it over, don't mind me

[newscane]

Originally posted by DMBfan41
Come on now, how come none of you ladies will post some pictures on here. We can make a Girls Of Ants Calender. We'd be THE BEST forum in the world!!

didn't that idea get brought up before?

[maxpower]

Originally posted by FPrefect61
Just trying to remove your soul from you body and take it over, don't mind me

Ohh. . . ok.

My bad. :lol

[FPrefect61]

Originally posted by newscane
didn't that idea get brought up before?

many many times. :)

[DMBfan41]

Originally posted by FPrefect61
many many times. :)

And its still the best idea out there!!

[FPrefect61]

Originally posted by DMBfan41
And its still the best idea out there!!

Very true. I think an impass was reached as the girls wanted a swimsuit calendar of the guys.... :ugh:

[maxpower]

I've got a speed-o.

[newscane]

up to 211 replies...

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
I've got a speed-o.

:ugh:

um....... i'll be going now........

[FPrefect61]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
:ugh:

um....... i'll be going now........

Going to see the speedo or going to vomit?

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
:ugh:

um....... i'll be going now........

*chases after jamie wearing a speedo*

Come back babe! It's only for special occations. . . . and swimming.

[theTabasco®Kid]

*vomits*

[jcantrell82]

ew. just.............................. ew.

[maxpower]

Ok. I'll put on clothes.

:(

[Mark]

holy shit. i leave for an hour and look what i miss

[DMBfan41]

ok, how bout this, both sexes make calenders. I'll be happy to pose for a month in my birthday suit!!

[Mark]

congrats rob on 8000. i am over 8400 now

[Mark]

can someone update me on this thread?

i saw that rob mentioned he had a speedo and i ran off crying

[Mark]

Originally posted by maxpower
*chases after jamie wearing a speedo*

Come back babe! It's only for special occations. . . . and swimming.

could you at least shave your back if you are going to wear that thing?

[Number27]

he also flashed Rob T. and got banned, but the devil got back in...he is threatning of flashing his pee pee next

[dmbnj79]

Originally posted by Rob
I've got an email address, and a PM box, and IM.

Are you starting up the Girls of Antsmarching.org calendar, finally?

[theTabasco®Kid]

Can April be Miss April? It seems logical.

[Melly420]

I want to be Miss October.

[dmbnj79]

I get Miss December, since it's when my birthday is.

I have just the right outfit for that.

[theTabasco®Kid]

Birthday Suit?

(PLEASE say yes!)

[Mark]

so we are doing a girls of am.org calendar?

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/agree.gif

[Number27]

I'll give you a dollar

[RuggerSelkie]

Good lord. I come in to see what all the commotion is about to find insanity.

I don't know why I'm surprised by half the stuff I'm surprised by.

[dmbnj79]

You could only be so lucky.

[FPrefect61]

I'll be the cameraman!!

Oh wait, that's from another, long since buried thread....

[dmbnj79]

Yup. That was a fun thread.

[FPrefect61]

We were so dumb. :lol

[Mark]

were ?

:p

[dmbnj79]

But that was really fun. It was one of the first threads I participated in.

[FPrefect61]

Yes, were, Mark. :lol

Nice way to make an impact, Ree.... :lol

[dmbnj79]

Yeah. My good girl image went down the fucking drain that day.

[FPrefect61]

You had a good girl image? ;)

[dmbnj79]

Yes. And then I met you and Rob.

[Mark]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Yeah. My good girl image went down the fucking drain that day.

i just want to use this new emoticon i found. i think that we should have it here on am.org

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/thehip/idhitit.gif

[Mark]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Yes. And then I met you and Rob.


hahahahahaahahahaha


good one

;)

[dmbnj79]

See, I left you out of it Mark. You don't taint me whatsoever.

It's those two ass clowns.

[FPrefect61]

Can't argue with the truth. :lol

You'll always be a good girl to me.

[dmbnj79]

Even if I've been dirrrrrty.

[FPrefect61]

Even if. :)