Party At The Hancock

[RuggerSelkie]

Whoa. Who is that?

EDIT: Oh wait. Didn't see the sig. Anna is a cutey.

[katedid81]

woo the cock is extra large!

i'm lying down on my bed and viewing the cock

[Peachy34]

aww- now i'm blushing!

not that people will remember what i look like- but i thought i'd take a chance and see if anyone says hi this weekend!!

[nutter58]

ain't no party without a pooh bear!!

[katedid81]

i will say hi!

[RuggerSelkie]

I just got out of my meeting...I've got to 4 1/2 hours to burn.

[Peachy34]

ok folks- work time is over!! see you all in the morning!!

[katedid81]

im watchin the simpsons and posting

[nutter58]

damn you all. :p

[Peachy34]

Originally posted by katedid81
i will say hi!


you better!! par-tay BW!!! in 3 days!!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Peachy34
you better!! par-tay BW!!! in 3 days!! WOOHOO!



hi danger mouse!

[nutter58]

sushi-girl!! you need to steal curtis away for me and that way i'll see him when i see you ;) :lol

[RuggerSelkie]

Booty's rock

[katedid81]

Originally posted by nutter58
sushi-girl!! you need to steal curtis away for me and that way i'll see him when i see you ;) :lol okay

i think i will be in his neck of the woods

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Booty's rock i was just about to touch mine

[RuggerSelkie]

I was actually talking about those little baby socks. They're so small.

But hey, don't stop me from touching yours. More power to ya.

[katedid81]

haha, it's all about the innuendo

[nutter58]

kate - you will be. damn you! :mad:
















sorry, just sad. :( this calls for a BEER!!

[katedid81]

beer for the lady!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
haha, it's all about the innuendo

I wouldn't have it any other way in the 'Cock.

[nutter58]

hmm. how 'bout some whiskey? hmm.

[katedid81]

i'll join ya dangermouse

[nutter58]

good shit!


alright, i'm here for a party - so lets get this thing going. i have like an hour to kill. .. .:lol

[katedid81]

i still really want chinese food

[RuggerSelkie]

I'm actually kind of tired.

[katedid81]

uh oh

[nutter58]

i want chil. .. .wait, this ain't the random thread. :lol sorry.


*grab another beer, some chips and tries to find a game on the tv to watch*

[katedid81]

who was it that had the m&ms in the ants house?

[RuggerSelkie]

What

[nutter58]

hmm. m&m's!!

[katedid81]

grrr iwant chinese

[RuggerSelkie]

http://www.godssimpleplan.org/pages/gsps-chinese-2.gif

[nutter58]

mexican would go great with this beer.,

[katedid81]

food

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by Number27
When I watched Unfaithful, that movie scared me of what I might do if I ever caught my wife cheating on me...
I love that movie... :)

and HELLO, THERE! :lol

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by nutter58
mexican would go great with this beer.,

Carlos is mexican.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by #36firedancer
I love that movie... :)

and HELLO, THERE! :lol

Jeez, that was some major back reading.

[katedid81]

word

[Obsessor Of 41]

Ah, home.

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Jeez, that was some major back reading.
indeed.^

and

indeed.
v
Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Carlos is mexican.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by #36firedancer
indeed.^

and

indeed.
v

Well at least you're caught up on all the shenanigans.

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Well at least you're caught up on all the shenanigans.
indeed. ;)

[Obsessor Of 41]

So tommorow is Tuesday, right...

[RuggerSelkie]

That depends on where you're at.

[nutter58]

:lol

not that kind of mexican. :lol

[nutter58]

Originally posted by Obsessor Of 41
So tommorow is Tuesday, right... no, wednesday :D

[Obsessor Of 41]

Damn you!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by nutter58
no, wednesday :D

See.

[nutter58]

Originally posted by Obsessor Of 41
Damn you! no, damn rivers. ;)

[nutter58]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
See. sea.

[RuggerSelkie]

C

[Obsessor Of 41]

sea

[nutter58]

sing sing sing

[katedid81]

someone has a dirrty box.

[asmjm39]

Back from mowing the lawn! I need a beer to cool down!

[recentlytrippin]

Hey hey hey.

[Obsessor Of 41]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Hey hey hey.

Albert!

[RuggerSelkie]

NORM!!!

And my box is definitely not dirrrty.

[nutter58]

it ain't my box.

[RuggerSelkie]

The party's getting started.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
NORM!!!

And my box is definitely not dirrrty. nope. it's someone else. he'll figure it out in a few minutes

[Obsessor Of 41]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Back from mowing the lawn! I need a beer to cool down!

< Grass needs to be cut.

[asmjm39]

My box is always neat and clean!

[RuggerSelkie]

Boxes need cleaning, grass needs to be cut...come on folks.

[nutter58]

Originally posted by Obsessor Of 41
< Grass needs to be cut. :lol might not want to announce that ;) :lol

[nutter58]

you know, you should never cut another man's grass. .. .

[recentlytrippin]

I am so mad that I missed this:












i post a serious message to get answers and i get 1000 replys on cock..




I wish I was here for that!:lol

[asmjm39]

we had to represent the 'Cock!

[katedid81]

yeah, it might be sig worthy

[nutter58]

sigalicious.

[RuggerSelkie]

:lol That was quite funny.

[recentlytrippin]

What up Funkmaster Freddie?

[droseh41]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
I am so mad that I missed this:


i post a serious message to get answers and i get 1000 replys on cock..

I wish I was here for that!:lol

See! I was like the only one cracking up at that when it first happened! I thought it was the most hilarious thing! :lol

[RuggerSelkie]

Just wasting the hours Rich. No homework, not leading tonight's staff meeting, wife is napping...just wasting time, letting the hours roll by, doing nothing absolutely for the fun of it.

[asmjm39]

I saw it but I was still mad at that jerk that was giving LD crap!

[katedid81]

that bastard!

[nutter58]

question: why does my water smell?? :ugh:

[#36firedancer]

la la la, hey, la la la, hey, la la la! :D

I LOVE THIS SONG! :)
...almost as much as I love him playing me #41... :)

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by asmjm39
I saw it but I was still mad at that jerk that was giving LD crap!

When did that happen?

[katedid81]

Originally posted by nutter58
question: why does my water smell?? :ugh: the water here smells

in fact, i call it "ass water"

[asmjm39]

over in DMBc. Ill find the thread if want.

[asmjm39]

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=77033

[nutter58]

Originally posted by katedid81
the water here smells

in fact, i call it "ass water" but it's my bottled water that smells. :ugh:

dammit!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by nutter58
but it's my bottled water that smells. :ugh:

dammit! as in you bought, it was sealed, and now it smells?


it's not a refill?

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by asmjm39
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=77033

Wow. That's not cool. I'm not going to egg on that discussion, but:

Originally posted by reads
I mean if you think of CP this way, they are probably going to play a bunch of BS and ED shit because of the DVD and AOL.

Originally posted by reads
1. i never called bs shit, it was an expression fuckhead.

[katedid81]

word up that was not cool

[asmjm39]

I was not a happy camper.

[RuggerSelkie]

He contradicted himself. I'm not down for being an a$$hole, but for goodness sake, don't contradict yourself...it just makes you look worse.

[katedid81]

hey freddie, i'm watching Friends and according to the doctor on there the best way to help bring on the birth of a baby is by having sex.

just an fyi.

[maxpower]

Sup party people?

[katedid81]

i just advised freddie and his wife to get it on so the baby will be born

[droseh41]

:lol...

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by maxpower
Sup party people?

Nothing...on all accounts.

[maxpower]

Freddie, come on man. I mean, you got her pregnant with sex. Why can't sex "unpregnate" her? Think about it.

Sex (along with beer) holds the answers to many of life's little problems. Inclucing birthing babies.

[katedid81]

beer is good.

sex is good.


beer and sex sounds like a winning combo to me!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by katedid81
beer and sex sounds like a winning combo to me!

It's the combo by which all other combos are based on.

[katedid81]

beer! sex! beer! sex! beer! sex!

[maxpower]

hamburger!



oh shit. I fucked up the rhythm.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by maxpower
Sex (along with beer) holds the answers to many of life's little problems. Inclucing birthing babies.

In my case, it was a cruise. Wine may have been involved...but that was mostly on me.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
In my case, it was a cruise. Wine may have been involved...but that was mostly on me.

Uh oh. A cruise?? Damn, that's the ultimate "we're going to get pregnant" location.

That, and the back of a VW Bus.

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by maxpower
Inclucing birthing babies.
"...but I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies!"

[RuggerSelkie]

Well we were planning it...I just wish I was allowed more practice time. My boys went and ended the game early.

[recentlytrippin]

I am not pregnant, nor do I plan on getting pregnant.

[maxpower]

I to am not pregnant. Although. . . if I keep drinking beer. . . I may end up LOOKING like I'm pregnant.

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by maxpower
I to am not pregnant. Although. . . if I keep drinking beer. . . I may end up LOOKING like I'm pregnant.
end up? :lol right... ;)

[maxpower]

Originally posted by #36firedancer
end up? :lol right... ;)

I think you come here on a regular basis just to call me fat. ;)

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by maxpower
I think you come here on a regular basis just to call me fat. ;)
:lol aww! ;)

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by maxpower
I think you come here on a regular basis just to call me fat. ;)

Well you make it easier when you're always dropping trou.

[maxpower]

I can't help it if I don't like pants!

You all just hate me because you love pants. Well, I'll show you!

*takes off pants*

HA! That's right. I went there.

[asmjm39]

HEY I am the fat one here dammit!!!!

[maxpower]

They all keep calling me fat though! Damn, this place is all sorts of crazy.

[#36firedancer]

love will be our wings...

when the world ends

;) I love this song...

[#36firedancer]

I'm gonna tie you up like a baby in a carriage car;
your legs don't work 'cause you wanted them so...
you just lie spread to the wall

kinky, kinky Dave...

[asmjm39]

Come on man I have been mistaken for the Michelin man!

[droseh41]

:lol ... I love you guy so much. Just because you're you.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Come on man I have been mistaken for the Michelin man!

Dude, I need some new tires...can you hook me up?

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by droseh41
:lol ... I love you guy so much. Just because you're you.


And we love you 'cause you're 'Lil D.:)

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
And we love you 'cause you're 'Lil D.:)

[#36firedancer]

okay... which should I get him to play me next?

#40
SoL
Crush
WTWE

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by #36firedancer
okay... which should I get him to play me next?

#40
SoL
Crush
WTWE

#36<>Everyday with the Lovely Ladies.

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
#36<>Everyday with the Lovely Ladies.
um... he's got a nice falsetto, but I'm not sure he can quite match the, how shall I say, intensity? of the Lovely Ladies... :lol

[RuggerSelkie]

I'm sure you could. ;)

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I'm sure you could. ;)
don't make me bust out the Angel solo! :p

[RuggerSelkie]

I've tried to see how high my voice can go during the high notes...I get light headed.

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I've tried to see how high my voice can go during the high notes...I get light headed.
:lol
this guy John and I had an out-pitch-making contest... sadly enough, he won...

but Daniel has a very good range...

[katedid81]

i am the proudest monkey

[#36firedancer]

so I guess my question isn't gonna get answered here... ON TO THE RANDOM THREAD! :D

[loogs91]

just finished a history paper....now its time to PARTAY!

[#36firedancer]

monkey see, monkey do...

[katedid81]

okay okay okay

[Holemandaddy]

party!

[RuggerSelkie]

Alright 'Cockers, I gotta bounce for a time. Keep the seats warm.

[Holemandaddy]

its not a party if your sitting down

[recentlytrippin]

Alright 'Cockers, I'm out!

[Number27]

Woo! MNF!

[katedid81]

MNF???

[Number27]

Monday Night Football Kate,

[RuggerSelkie]

Ain't no party like a west coast party cuz a west coast party don't stop.

'Cep for earthquakes...that'll stop a party quickly.

[Number27]

but makes people shake their ass

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
Monday Night Football Kate, oh, i guess i was too busy watching the game...haha

[katedid81]

shake your ass watch yourself

[Number27]

lets pour the drinks!

[MelissaDMBfan]

shake your ass show me what your workin with :)

[katedid81]

i'll take a drink! surprise me!

[MelissaDMBfan]

ill have a drink........or two, or three, or four.

[Number27]

http://www.saltwater.ca/photography/products/margaritas.jpg

Margaritas for the Lovely Ladies??

[RuggerSelkie]

Damn that. This'll F*%@ ya up.

http://www.misskittys.net/drink/drink_graphics/moonshine.jpg

[MelissaDMBfan]

very nice Carlos....dont mind if I do :)

[Number27]

I know what ladies want...Margaritas!

[katedid81]

a margarita to start

heavy on the liquor please :D

[Holemandaddy]

its a party here tonight, my cowboys won!!

[RuggerSelkie]

I won't toast to that, but I'll drink.

[katedid81]

i'm irish. i drink in celebration and in loss.

yay!

[RuggerSelkie]

I'm Irish too.

I'm also part black. We drink cuz the man is holdin' us down.

[katedid81]

dude you should just carry a flask.

you gotta be drinkin all time being irish and black.

i'm german too...so what the hell does that mean? i make good beer and struddle?

[RuggerSelkie]

My wife is half German and Mexican...

Our kid is just gonna be born drunk.

EDIT: And I just got a flask actually.....hmmmmm. And damn I can't spell right now.

[Holemandaddy]

shit on me, 137 post in the MNF thread for me

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
My wife is half German and Mexican...

Our kid is just gonna be born drunk.

EDIT: And I just got a flask actually.....hmmmmm. And damn I can't spell right now. german and mexican...that's a cool combo


i remember you posted a wedding pic and she is lovely :)

[RuggerSelkie]

Thanks, I think so too.

In all honesty, I'm curious what our child will look like. I'm half black, quarter white, quarter Native American. My wife is half white, half mexican.

What's the ratio on that anyway?

[katedid81]

it's a ratio

you're gonna have a cute cute little baby

[RuggerSelkie]

Just thought I'd say night to the 'Cock and all of its 'Cockin' crew. Laters.

[asmjm39]

Mornin you crazy 'Cockers!!

[DancingJennas]

I've never posted in the Cock before now.

I feel so Cockified.

[asmjm39]

Welcome the 'Cock! and welcome to the 'Cock!

[asmjm39]

remember its all about PNP and the innuendo!

[RuggerSelkie]

It's almost time for some Jamaican music, mon.

[asmjm39]

Get up stand up!

[RuggerSelkie]

Stand up for your rights!

[asmjm39]

Dont give up the fight!!

[recentlytrippin]

I shot the sherriff.

[recentlytrippin]

What's going on 'Cockadoodledoos?

[asmjm39]

rich 8 days and counting!!

[recentlytrippin]

Definitely...After reading that Times article today in DMBc, I am very excited!

[RuggerSelkie]

Richie! What up kid?

[recentlytrippin]

Chillin. You?

[RuggerSelkie]

Watching my Jamaican music class.

[recentlytrippin]

Yeah mon.

[RuggerSelkie]

We're in the ska section from the early 1960's right now.

[asmjm39]

Yet don't expect Dave & co. to lie down and play dead. "We're going to come out swinging and play with the force that few other bands even have," he said.


I think I am getting way too giddy!!!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by asmjm39

I think I am getting way too giddy!!!

Drink a beer.

[asmjm39]

OK

and no word on them tires yet mon!

[recentlytrippin]

Drink a beer, but stay giddy...This is big shit.

[asmjm39]

Hells yes! But I have got to mellow. I am already driving the Mrs crazy

[RuggerSelkie]

I ain't get-tin no where witout no tires mon!

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Hells yes! But I have got to mellow. I am already driving the Mrs crazy

:lol




EDIT: Alison has told me to chill out too about it...She accused me of turning into a bigger groupie than her.:D

[asmjm39]

Its too funny too. whenever she wants something done she has two words for me that I cannot ignore "CENTRAL PARK" and I must obey.

[RuggerSelkie]

Kind of like they have that hold of sex over us.

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Its too funny too. whenever she wants something done she has two words for me that I cannot ignore "CENTRAL PARK" and I must obey.




:lol

[recentlytrippin]

Hmmmm, Central Park vs. Sex....


Cp is once in a lifetime;)

[asmjm39]

You laugh now but you should see the size of this damn lawn I had to mow, oh yeah, and all the extra foot rubbing.

[katedid81]

'Cock! are you up???

[asmjm39]

'Cock is always up when you are around Kate!

[katedid81]

yay!

i guess i'm not the only one who is excitable!

[RuggerSelkie]

Heh heh heh...Kate.

[katedid81]

posting in the 'Cock to get rid of the triple 6 :evil :devil

[asmjm39]

The devil is bad

[katedid81]

you shouldn't do the devil

[Number27]

Hey Cockateers

[asmjm39]

LOS!!!

[katedid81]

LOS!!!

[katedid81]

weird

[Number27]

Just got my learning going

[asmjm39]

see we all DO think alike

[katedid81]

one mind under the 'Cock

[Number27]

In 'Cock we trust

[katedid81]

i do it for the 'Cock

[RuggerSelkie]

Alright you 'Cockadians, time to work out. I'll be back....granted a little tired, but I'll be back.

[asmjm39]

'Cock round the clock!

[katedid81]

rock the 'Cock

[MelissaDMBfan]

I had a friend that we used to call cock in balls.....I have no idea why we called her that.

[katedid81]

^haha

[asmjm39]

shed fit right in here!

[misanthropes]

i'm new at the 'cock so take it easy on me

[Number27]

dont worry, the cock will be gentle...but you dont have to be gentle with the cock

[misanthropes]

sounds good to me.

*takes off clothes*
lets get this party started right....
lets get this party started quickly.

[Number27]

whoa there, at least Rob keeps his shirt on :lol

[asmjm39]

Every time I see that avatar I think doobie-doobie-doo!

Gotta love Bud Ice!!

[Number27]

which avatar? mine??

[asmjm39]

nah miasanthropes

[Number27]

ahh, okay...

[misanthropes]

beware of the penguins

[misanthropes]

Originally posted by Number27
whoa there, at least Rob keeps his shirt on :lol


fine fine

*puts clothes back on*


your loss :D

[asmjm39]

dams pens always stealing my beer!

[Number27]

yea, i hate all sorts of writing utensils as well Norm :lol

[asmjm39]

hehe I had to think about that one for a sec!

[Number27]

:lol yea

I am lord of the pun on words

[misanthropes]

one might say that your punny

[Number27]

:lol

[katedid81]

did someone say pun?

[RuggerSelkie]

Damn, I feel good. I haven't run an actual mile in three years (cuz X-trainers don't count). I ran 6:40 and though it's not great, it's a damn good start considering I'm trying to get back into shape. I'm not dead, but the 7000 ft. has opened my sinuses WAY up. Shower time.

[Number27]

Fuck, I run the mile in 7

[droseh41]

I feel 120% better. :)

[katedid81]

good to hear Little Dee!

[recentlytrippin]

yay 'Lil D.

[Number27]

How come Bow Wow is no longered called Lil' Bow Wow is it cause he got his permit?
:lol

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by katedid81
good to hear Little Dee!



:eek: WHOA! A new name for D.

Better add it to the list Dayna.


:D

[katedid81]

it makes me think of chickadee

[droseh41]

Originally posted by Number27
How come Bow Wow is no longered called Lil' Bow Wow is it cause he got his permit?
:lol
No, I think it's cause he voice changed.

...and I just realized that wasn't funny. :p

[Number27]

I really like the emphasis on the OR in your sig :lol

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by Number27
I really like the emphasis on the OR in your sig :lol

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
Fuck, I run the mile in 7

Hey it's all good man. I ran 5:40-50's in high school, got to college, started drinking and was around 6:10-20's, now three years later I'm sitting at 6:40. You get older, you drink more, you get slower...mentally and physically. If I can get in the 6:20's, I'll be happy.

And nice to see up and movin' LD.

[recentlytrippin]

One of my runners ran 15:40 the other day at a cross country meet (3.2 miles).


Figure out the splits...
He is one special kid...and he is a junior.:D

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
One of my runners ran 15:40 the other day at a cross country meet (3.2 miles).


Figure out the splits...
He is one special kid...and he is a junior.:D

Well screw him and his fast ass. I don't even like to think about running the 400 anymore. I think I would die around 250.

[recentlytrippin]

Sorry Freddie, if it makes you feel better, you are faster than me.


And on that note...
I'm off to the gym talk to you cats this evening.


:monkey

[Peachy34]

Originally posted by DancingJennas
I've never posted in the Cock before now.

I feel so Cockified.

yay! my girl jenna's at the 'cock!!


btw- i LOVE that picture (saw the whole thing) you are freakin gorgeous! glowing for real :)

[Number27]

Damn, I need to get back into shape...

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Sorry Freddie, if it makes you feel better, you are faster than me.


And on that note...
I'm off to the gym talk to you cats this evening.


:monkey

It doesn't make me feel better Rich, but that's okay. :) I'm starting to accept the fact that I will never be my past self. Knee surgery will do that to you. That's okay...it's not like I was a professional or anything.

And hello Anna. Is it pronounced 'Anna' of 'Ahna'?

[Number27]

Know thy limitations, and you shall lead a happy life

[Peachy34]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger

And hello Anna. Is it pronounced 'Anna' of 'Ahna'?

hi there! i go by plain ol' anna. i think the ah-na is the italian way and seeing that i am italian i guess that would be more proper. oh well, i like the other way better for me :)

[RuggerSelkie]

When I was in Germany, I knew people named Anna but pronounced 'Ahna'. So now every time I see the name Anna, I say it wrong. I did the same with you. I apologize.