Party At The Hancock

[droseh41]

Alright all, I'm out like the 3rd verse in Grey Street. ;)

[Peachy34]

no need for apologies!! i answer to anything anyway:) anna, ahna, ann, annie..no matter

[Peachy34]

Originally posted by droseh41
Alright all, I'm out like the 3rd verse in Grey Street. ;)

HAHA!!!! i actually laughed out loud at that one

[RuggerSelkie]

Alright. LD busting out with the similies. I'm out too, but I don't have a clever similie off the top of my head. TTFN.

[BrownEyes]

so, i'm in this incredibly great mood, and i figure there's no place i'd rather share my mood than the cock.

[Number27]

yes! show the cock how much you care!

[katedid81]

woo, i hate this class!

[Number27]

and what class might that be miss kate?

[katedid81]

design

[Number27]

design, as in writing?

[droseh41]

Woohoo! I get to spend my night typing up a Science lab. This is gonna be sooo much fun. :rolleyes:

[RuggerSelkie]

http://www.planet-rugby.com/gallery2/graphics/20020821.3n/wet_test.jpg

[Number27]

You know Freddy, they have an EA Rugby game, I don't know if its coming out for Gamecube though.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
design, as in writing? design as in art

[#36firedancer]

okay... so I need some cheering up - *offers 2 lb. bag of chocolate she's eating to someone who'll take it away - far, far away*

[Number27]

ahh, i see

[recentlytrippin]

'Cockadoodledo.

[Number27]

Yesterday I was listening to Recently and I sang "Recently Tripping"...I busted out laughing

[droseh41]

As a matter of fact I'm listening to Recently right now. :)

[Number27]

But did you sing Recently Tripping? No, only I did cause I am afro licious

[katedid81]

I WISH I WAS AT TONIGHT'S SHOW.

that is all.

[droseh41]

Originally posted by Number27
But did you sing Recently Tripping? No, only I did cause I am afro licious

No, I did not. No one can match your afro-liciousness :lol

[Number27]

Dayna, Rich is keeping Rob's penis at bay!

[droseh41]

:lol...Yet another thread hijacked by the 'Cockers!

[Number27]

The 'Cock is sticking it to Ants!

[recentlytrippin]

The 'Cock sticks it to everything!:D

[#36firedancer]

:rolleyes:

[Number27]

You need more 'Cock Jess

[maxpower]

My cock is protruding out from the entire state of Utah.

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by Number27
You need more 'Cock Jess
hell ya I do! ;)

[recentlytrippin]

Thinks about the 'Cock.

*drops pants*

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by maxpower
My cock is protruding out from the entire state of Utah.


It is updated, it has a fortress now.

[maxpower]

woohoo! No pants time!

[Number27]

massive canon!

[droseh41]

Woohoo! The Hurricane Isabel thread is THE place to be tonight! :)

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by droseh41
Woohoo! The Hurricane Isabel thread is THE place to be tonight! :)


It is the safe haven for the 'Cock during the hurricane.

[Number27]

Yea, we don't want our 'Cock to get blown...or do we?;)

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by Number27
Yea, we don't want our 'Cock to get blown...or do we?;)


Good question 'Los...

:confused:

[droseh41]

:eek: :lol

[Number27]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Good question 'Los...

:confused:
Its like the meaning of life, but much much better

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by Number27
Its like the meaning of life, but much much better


and much much more important.

[Number27]

True dat, who needs enlightment...I am getting a hummer dammit!

[recentlytrippin]

Where is Freddie Funk tonight?

Australian rules football?:D

(Rugby players hate when it's called that.):evil

[Number27]

:lol

[katedid81]

wow, i missed some good 'Cock times

[Number27]

You missed a lot of stuff, like The Storm/Load '03 map

[katedid81]

map?

[droseh41]

Ahh yes Kate. Some good 'ol 'Cock times were spent here. :D

EDIT: Actually, they were spent in the Hurricane Isabel Thread. :p

[katedid81]

must check that out

[recentlytrippin]

See ya Kate, 'Los and 'Lil D...

Tomorrow will be some more 'Cock kicking good times.

[droseh41]

Try this:

[Number27]

Night Rich, wear your rubber suit!

[RuggerSelkie]

I feel like I just got boxed.

[Number27]

Damn, that must suck

[droseh41]

Ahhh Freddy! You missed some good 'ol 'Cock times!

[musicmad]

hey party people!!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by droseh41
Try this: i'm on the map! yay!

[Number27]

yea, but you dont have a fort, so you are going to get some baby batter all over :(

[katedid81]

what in the world....baby batter?

[Number27]

read the thread and find out

[katedid81]

okay, Hurricane Isabel?

[MelissaDMBfan]

The party may begin....Melissa is here :) :) :)

*passes some drinks around*

[katedid81]

i'll take a drink!

[Number27]

Originally posted by katedid81
okay, Hurricane Isabel?
yup

[katedid81]

ohh, baby batter as in jizz!

i get it

[Number27]

:lol

[RuggerSelkie]

Eww

[Number27]

blame rob and his giant penis sprouding out of utah

[MelissaDMBfan]

oh god that is funny...BABY BATTER!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol :lol

[maxpower]

Hey, I've gotta put it somewhere!

[Number27]

none of you have ever heard of baby batter before?

[droseh41]

Look at the quote in my sig. :lol

[RuggerSelkie]

What the hell happened while I was gone?

[MelissaDMBfan]

Originally posted by Number27
none of you have ever heard of baby batter before?

nope

[droseh41]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
What the hell happened while I was gone?

A lot. Read the Hurricane Isabel thread.

[katedid81]

what a show tonight!

man...should i stay up to hear about it? it's not a gurantee though...

[RuggerSelkie]

Damn. We have some serious, serious issues.

[katedid81]

haha yep. see what happens when we aren't here Freddie?

[RuggerSelkie]

Man, I'd love to party and be all about it right now, but I don't have it in me. Not to say PNP doesn't apply, but damn I haven't felt like this in a while.

[katedid81]

i'm getting my party on in Tennessee

[RuggerSelkie]

Woo hoo! Party at the Hancock...pass me the Benadryl.

[katedid81]

okay, i just took some

[RuggerSelkie]

We might as well get some NyQuil up in this bitch too.

[katedid81]

man that stuff makes me have weird dreams

not that i need help with that

[RuggerSelkie]

I won't even mention some of the things I've done with cold medicines. What a stupid kid I was.

[katedid81]

oh freddie and his misguided youth!

[RuggerSelkie]

Oh I wasn't misguided...just curious.

[katedid81]

Freddie and his experimental youth

[recentlytrippin]

Wake up 'Cock!!!

It's no fun when I wake up and I am the only conversating with myself at the 'Cock.

[recentlytrippin]

Alright Rich, have a nice day at school...
Talk to you later.

[dancergirl40ky]

Good Morning Rich, I'm up too, just not on. Do have a nice day :)

[Number27]

Baby Batter...anyone ever see There's Something About Mary? Right before he relieves himself he talks about it

[asmjm39]

Mornin!! Whats up with second page???

[mrottondo]

morning! i'm bored at work..let's 'cock this up!

[asmjm39]

Whats up Marc? How South America treating you?

[Fluff]

can I get a shot of JD?

[asmjm39]

Shots. Done!

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Whats up Marc? How South America treating you? hey Matt, it's treating me good, i'm happy to be here, but hey, i would love to be back there soon :D

[Melly420]

You'll have to visit me when you come back!

[Number27]

And me!

[RuggerSelkie]

I'm up.

[Number27]

Isn't it like 10:30 in the morning Freddie?

[Fluff]

good

[RuggerSelkie]

9:30

[Melly420]

and thats never too early for a drink....

::slides Freddie a brew::

[RuggerSelkie]

I need it. My body feels like poop. And I didn't know it was possilbe to strain your foot, but apparently this is what I did. I haven't even played a game yet and I'm walking around with a limp. I think my rugby days are coming to a close soon. :(

[Melly420]

sorry Freddie. :(

:hug

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Melly420

:hug

Ouch.

But thanks. :)

[Melly420]

:lol

Your lucky I didn't give yoiu a bear :hug

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I'm up.

Well it's about time, can you run to the store and pick up some snacks?:lol

[RuggerSelkie]

I can't run anywhere at the moment. And all you east coasters with your early time zone make it seem like I've been sleeping in...though I did get up a 9am.

[dancergirl40ky]

I think my rugby days are coming to a close soon. :( [/B][/QUOTE]

You gotta keep at it , it will keep you young, sore but young. I moan every time I come out of the studio, but the Dr. says keep moving.:bounce

[dancergirl40ky]

OK can I get you anything, heating pad, Advil.....beer?

[RuggerSelkie]

You got an extra day of the week? Or my body from three years ago?

The problem with my playing rugby is that I have too much pride. I'm not as good as I used to be and now I'm down to B side (which is like second string). It sucks to have been the man playing A side come back after two years and have to play B side. Now I'm not blowing up my head, but when I was A side, I was the shit. I was one of the fastest people in the state. That's far from the case now.

[Number27]

How old are you now Freddie?

[RuggerSelkie]

That's another thing. I'm only 23 and my body hurts. There's a guy that's 41 on our squad who usually out runs us, is in better shape, etc. Granted he plays a position that doesn't get tackled too much, but still.

[dancergirl40ky]

Yep - I used to dance 6 hours a day, perform with a company in college and now I teach, which I love but I miss beeing on stage and my technique has lessend :(

[Number27]

23? Wow...maybe, you should take a break from Rugby, focus on the family for a while, get in better shape and then come back to it. You need a break, and so does your body Freddie.

[dancergirl40ky]

I think you might be right Los, he is way to young to give it up, just get healthy.

[RuggerSelkie]

I have had enough time off. Two years of injury is enough time off. Being sore is no problem. You're always going to be sore. If you aren't, you're not playing hard enough. And I'm more in shape than most of our team. I'm just not happy that I'm not competing at the level I once did.

[Number27]

Exactly, what is keeping your performance down?

[RuggerSelkie]

Well, there's that whole knee surgery deal and a recovering Achilles. And I'm still quick, just not as fast. Kind of like Michael Jordan on this last comeback...he was still good, but he wasn't the best. And that sucks...to me at least.

[dancergirl40ky]

Then keep at it, work harder and get back to where you were. You'll be happy you did. Rugby is a tough and abusive sport, more so thatn some others. I wish you luck, and on that note , I gotta run. Have to take my son to Physical Therapy. He got to play last night but still has 2 more days of PT. bye for now

[Melly420]

You can do it!!!


I guess that doesn't work without hearing my voice.....

[RuggerSelkie]

We'll see. I'm not worried about it, just a little bruised mentally and physically.

And later Stace.

[asmjm39]

Keep your head up! We believe in ya!!!

[RuggerSelkie]

Norm!

[asmjm39]

Sup mon?

[RuggerSelkie]

I'm debating whether or not I want to go to class. Our professor is old and we usually overlap classes in terms of what he previously discussed. I think we've gone over the Americans with Disabilities Act at least three times.

[asmjm39]

I hate that. When I would decide to skip, they would always talk about something different, but if I went it would be the same rehashed crap from the last class.

[RuggerSelkie]

Well I've had this guy before and I definitely know he's aloof. It's an undergraduate class that I'm taking for graduate credit but a month into the semester, myself and the other two grads keep asking what our extra graduate work will be and he keeps putting it off. He definitely knows his stuff, but he doesn't seem to give much of a shit.

I don't think I'm going to go today.

[asmjm39]

Nice. He will prob wait till the last minute and drop a ten billion page paper on you.

[RuggerSelkie]

I seriously doubt that cuz he won't want to read it I'm sure. I think we're going to make a personal visit to him next week.

So no class in the AM. I guess I'll get a little reading done and hang out here.

[asmjm39]

right on. I have to do some cleaning so I will be in and out. Gotta love the daily duties of the domesticated man-wife!

[katedid81]

omg, i'm goin fuckin crazy guys--i leave for TN tomorrow. i can't wait!

[asmjm39]

I hear that! Less than one week for me to leave!

[RuggerSelkie]

Babies almost due...that's my excitement. And I forgot to mention nice avatar Kate.

[Third Floor]

Originally posted by katedid81
omg, i'm goin fuckin crazy guys--i leave for TN tomorrow. i can't wait! TN is not something to brag about.

[Melly420]

This weekend is going to be crazy.....

[asmjm39]

Next week!!!!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Babies almost due...that's my excitement. And I forgot to mention nice avatar Kate. true, baby due is very exciting



and thanks :)



hott i'm not excited about Tennessee as much as about what i'm doing in Tennessee :D

[Number27]

TNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Melly420]

I'm super excited about Atlanta. I wish you could come down to that one too Kate!

[katedid81]

me too Melly, me too :(

i just can't afford the ticket, otherwise i would

[RuggerSelkie]

I got that song 'Tennessee' by Arrested Development in my head now.

[katedid81]

^you're welcome :)

[Melly420]

Next tour then! ;)

[katedid81]

DAMN RIGHT!

[sean5033]

Hey Guys! how is everyone doing?

[Melly420]

Hey Sean. :D

[sean5033]

Hey Melly!

[Melly420]

How are things in FL today?

[sean5033]

I'm actually in a high school library in Raleigh killing time before I start tailgating... :)

[Melly420]

lucky you!
Have a blast!

[Number27]

FLOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA!!!!!!!!

[sean5033]

I'm going to try. :)

[asmjm39]

Have some fun for me too!

[Number27]

My cat just ran off with my car keys. You can't drive for shit Oreo! Come back!

[Melly420]

Oreo is going to drive to Ga.

[Number27]

Yea, she wants to meet Melly!

[asmjm39]

Or NYC!!

[katedid81]

i wanna be in nc :(

[Number27]

Kate, I'll pick you up so we can go to NC....I'll just tell my mom I went to buy some cereal :lol

[asmjm39]

A toast to my 1500th post!

Hey that rhymes!

[katedid81]

okay. i'll be waiting.

[Melly420]

Originally posted by Number27
Yea, she wants to meet Melly!

You should let her drive ya up here. ;)

[katedid81]

okay, how's this: i will drive and pick up melly, then we'll catch oreo and Los and head up to NC

[Melly420]

sounds good to me!!!

[RuggerSelkie]

Wait. Why is everyone going to North Carolina? I got real lost in ten minutes.

[Number27]

My cat is my chauffeur :lol

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Wait. Why is everyone going to North Carolina? I got real lost in ten minutes. for the show tonight

[RuggerSelkie]

Oh. I knew that.

[maxpower]

Show? Is John Mayer playing tonight?

[recentlytrippin]

Mother fucking WOO WOO ya'll.

[Number27]

w00t :D

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by Number27
w00t :D



No T up in this chumpity!

[RuggerSelkie]

Hey look, it's Richie. Let's all point and laugh for no reason at all.

-------------->

:lol

[recentlytrippin]

heheheehehe

Some kid said the F word to me.

[Number27]

*points at laughs at Rich*

:lol

w00t

[Number27]

Story Time @ The 'Cock hosted tonight by Richard...

[RuggerSelkie]

Now that is funny. Did you beat his ass?

[katedid81]

from last night:

[Number27]

Nice pic Kate

[katedid81]

thanks. i woke to that in my email this morning (with a few others) :D

[Number27]

so, its like getting porn in your box, but not really

[katedid81]

still can't believe he was front row

[RuggerSelkie]

Who was front row?

[katedid81]

russell (huey24)

[Number27]

Damn, what a lucky bastard.

[RuggerSelkie]

Is he going to Tennessee too?

[recentlytrippin]

Today I had to watch the In-school suspension room 1st period.
There was only 1 child in in-school suspension.

Rule #1:
There is no sleeping in in school suspension.



Story:
Kid: Puts head down.
Me: No sleeping please, try to get some work done that you are severely lacking in.
Kid: Ok, puts head down again.
Me:No sleeping please. Would you like to be suspended for something as silly as this?
Kid: Fuck off. Leave me the fuck alone.
Me: We seem to be having a lack of communication here. It is only the two of us in this very small room with no windows and no security cameras. I am 225 lbs. you are a 140 punk.
Do you know how many "accidents" could happen in a room like this?
Kid: What do you mean?
Me: Well what if you "rocked" back on your chair and hit your head violently on this hard cement floor?
Kid: You can't do that.
Me: I wouldn't do it, you would have done it by accident on your own. Catch my drift?
Kid: I'm sorry sir.
Me: It's too late for sorrys. You better watch your mouth from now on and look over your shoulder when you are walking down the hall, because I am going to be after you from now on.

Me: 1 Welfare crack baby: 0





And on that note...

Next round is on me.

[Number27]

Rich, you are awesome! Way to go! :lol

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Is he going to Tennessee too? yeah

[katedid81]

Rich, that story is great

[Melly420]

lmao @ Rich! Thats hysterical!
:lol

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
yeah

Hmm. Okay.

And that is some funny ass shit Rich! :lol

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by Number27
Rich, you are awesome! Way to go! :lol


I am all for mutual respect. You respect me, I respect you.
The very easy going type, you know?

And some bad ass is going to do something like that...


That kid had no idea how cool of a guy I could have been next year when he gets to my class.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Hmm. Okay.

:confused:

[RuggerSelkie]

I was an aide for a sports camp a number of summers ago and the kids learned not to phuck with us. One time, someone put an entire roll of toilet paper in the toilet, then logged on it (which we were required to clean). When we found out about it, we made all the kids sit in the middle of the gym until we got some information on the culprit...no one said anything, so we just played HORSE about a million times while they watched. The culprit came forth...we probably scared that kid for the rest of his life.

To this day though, I don't know how that big ass turd came out of his little body.

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I was an aide for a sports camp a number of summers ago and the kids learned not to phuck with us. One time, someone put an entire roll of toilet paper in the toilet, then logged on it (which we were required to clean). When we found out about it, we made all the kids sit in the middle of the gym until we got some information on the culprit...no one said anything, so we just played HORSE about a million times while they watched. The culprit came forth...we probably scared that kid for the rest of his life.

To this day though, I don't know how that big ass turd came out of his little body.



:lol War by attrition...
One of my favorites...And horse no less.:lol

[dmbnj79]

:lol @ Rich.

[hotstuffcharlie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
I am all for mutual respect. You respect me, I respect you.
The very easy going type, you know?

And some bad ass is going to do something like that...


That kid had no idea how cool of a guy I could have been next year when he gets to my class.

what grade was this kid in?

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by hotstuffcharlie
what grade was this kid in?


8th grader... who was 16.:lol

[hotstuffcharlie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
8th grader... who was 16.:lol


Thats awesome.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
:lol War by attrition...
One of my favorites...And horse no less.:lol

Horse made it all the better...they're weren't going to spoil our fun.

[Melly420]

:lol

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
8th grader... who was 16.:lol

:lol

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by hotstuffcharlie
Thats awesome.



When I was in school I never had in-school suspension, but I would think it would have to me one of the most miserable things ever. 8 hours of sitting in a cubicle with 2 restroom breaks.

I would think as a student in ISS, you would want the day to go as quickly and smoothly as possible.

As I get older I try to reason as "If I was them" but sometimes things like that just floor me.:D

[Number27]

Way to go American Public schools!

[RuggerSelkie]

At my brother's old high school (which is private Christian school), the students are subject to getting 'paddled'.

[recentlytrippin]

Alright friends, I'm off to the gym.
Talk to ya'll this evening.

[Number27]

ouch, paddling

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Alright friends, I'm off to the gym.
Talk to ya'll this evening.
Rich is getting pumped to beat down 140 punks. :lol

Laters.

[droseh41]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Today I had to watch the In-school suspension room 1st period.
There was only 1 child in in-school suspension.

Rule #1:
There is no sleeping in in school suspension.



Story:
Kid: Puts head down.
Me: No sleeping please, try to get some work done that you are severely lacking in.
Kid: Ok, puts head down again.
Me:No sleeping please. Would you like to be suspended for something as silly as this?
Kid: Fuck off. Leave me the fuck alone.
Me: We seem to be having a lack of communication here. It is only the two of us in this very small room with no windows and no security cameras. I am 225 lbs. you are a 140 punk.
Do you know how many "accidents" could happen in a room like this?
Kid: What do you mean?
Me: Well what if you "rocked" back on your chair and hit your head violently on this hard cement floor?
Kid: You can't do that.
Me: I wouldn't do it, you would have done it by accident on your own. Catch my drift?
Kid: I'm sorry sir.
Me: It's too late for sorrys. You better watch your mouth from now on and look over your shoulder when you are walking down the hall, because I am going to be after you from now on.

Me: 1 Welfare crack baby: 0





And on that note...

Next round is on me. :lol :lol

Rich I wish you were my teacher!

[asmjm39]

Rich that is too funny! Don't hurt me in NYC though!

[LovelyLady41]

what's up at the 'cock everyone?

[jcantrell82]

drinkin' some beer, playin some cards

[LovelyLady41]

lol, what kind? i have a fridge full of corona

[Number27]

You need to drink a better Mexican beer...here, have a Dos Equis:D

[jcantrell82]

oh hell, i don't know... they both rock my pants off

[RuggerSelkie]

Sup 'Cockamaniacs.

[asmjm39]

hola!

[RuggerSelkie]

No one's here Norm.

[droseh41]

I'm here!! :p

[asmjm39]

oh well I guess I drink alone. Salud!

[RuggerSelkie]

Okay. LD is here, but I guess you're still drinking alone.

[droseh41]

"They're sharing a drink that's called lonliness, but it's better than drinking alone." ;)

[RuggerSelkie]

I find nothing wrong with drinking alone.

[asmjm39]

The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a BEER

My favorite Billy Joel song!!!

you are too cool LD

[droseh41]

:D I know I'm cool. No need to remind me. :p

[recentlytrippin]

LA LA LA.

[RuggerSelkie]

Man, I know right when I leave things'll pick up here. That's okay. Backreading always proves to be amusing.

[asmjm39]

richy rich!

[recentlytrippin]

How's it going...
I had some badass chinese food.

[RuggerSelkie]

I didn't know any ass food was good. Although rump roast can be rather tasty.

[asmjm39]

bad as in good or bad as in alley cats?

[recentlytrippin]

I had some good chinese food.

[asmjm39]

nevermind I must have missed the ass!

[asmjm39]

You guys are going to laugh at me, but I already packed my bag for Central Park!

[RuggerSelkie]

It's okay Rich. We're just 'Cockers.

[asmjm39]

Viva el 'Cock!!

[recentlytrippin]

Long live the 'Cock!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by asmjm39
You guys are going to laugh at me, but I already packed my bag for Central Park!

:lol

You're like a kid.

[asmjm39]

I knew someone would laugh!

[recentlytrippin]

I don't think you are silly Norm. I would too, but I am too damn lazy.

[RuggerSelkie]

Boo for two and half hour classes in the middle of the fricking week. Later kids. Be safe...use dental dams.

[asmjm39]

bye have fun at class!

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Boo for two and half hour classes in the middle of the fricking week. Later kids. Be safe...use dental dams.


Bye Kung-Fu Freddie.

[asmjm39]

Come on people! We need to party!

Off come the pants!!!

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