Party At The Hancock

[Number27]

I just drank a Dos, so I am about to head to bed as well
Night Cockateers

[dmbnj79]

I just watched the Texas/Rice game.

48-7. HOOKEM.

[recentlytrippin]

fuck.
the one night i stay up everyone rolls off to bed

[RuggerSelkie]

West coast baby! It's only 9:30pm ya 'Cockers!

[recentlytrippin]

pitt fuckin blows
they lost to toledo

[dmbnj79]

Rich, me and your boyfriend are here!

[recentlytrippin]

tell gary i said hi

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
I just watched the Texas/Rice game.

48-7. HOOKEM.

[recentlytrippin]

the pga is in my backyard this weekend
that's where i'll be tomorrow

[dmbnj79]

Gary says: HEY RICH!

[dmbnj79]

Jess, did you watch the UT game too?

I love those boys!! Didn't see Bevo tonight :(

[recentlytrippin]

is the yueng flowing like water at gary and ree's tonite?

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Jess, did you watch the UT game too?

I love those boys!! Didn't see Bevo tonight :(
didn't watch it - slept all day... :lol
but I saw the replays - Cedric's on fire :D

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
is the yueng flowing like water at gary and ree's tonite?

No. Only cuz they have no water...just booze.

[dmbnj79]

Rich: YES!!! Your boyfriend also wants to know if you like hockey.

Jess: CEDRIC IS ON FIRE BABY!!! Roy Williams isn't to far either. And the game was on at 9pm! How could you miss it?!

[recentlytrippin]

yes mam and sir...
although the pens suck

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
No. Only cuz they have no water...just booze.



what up funkmaster freddaddy?

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Jess: CEDRIC IS ON FIRE BABY!!! Roy Williams isn't to far either. And the game was on at 9pm! How could you miss it?!
when I fall asleep, I hit it hard... :lol I was up until about 6ish this morning and I've had a rough week, so I just hit the couch...

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
what up funkmaster freddaddy?

Chillin'. Got the old EA Madden today and I'm getting worked. I've never played it on the Cube before.

[dmbnj79]

Rich, Gary wants to go to a Pens game with you while he's out there.

Yeah, and Alison too.

[dmbnj79]

Freddie Funk, how's that baby doin?

[recentlytrippin]

yeah, pens tix are pretty cheap, we'll make a run at it...
I haven't been to a game in a few years

[dmbnj79]

Rich, he's never been to the Igloo, he said he'll even take bleeders.

[recentlytrippin]

we won't need to get bleeders, they can't pay people to go there

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Freddie Funk, how's that baby doin?

As soon as she comes out, I'll let you know. She's just kickin' it...literally. Veronica is get sick of it. And I just play with the toys :p.

What bottle are you on now? Two, three, four...

[dmbnj79]

Four.

Not even a buzz.

[recentlytrippin]

i was pounding miller lights tonite at an old school bonfire

from what i remember, that shit is pretty good
im usually not a beer mon

[dmbnj79]

I drank Miller Lite before I discovered Yueng.

[RuggerSelkie]

I'm a beer snob. I don't drink anything I've ever heard unless I'm at a bar. No Budweiser, Miller, Coors, Corona, etc. I like to test.

[recentlytrippin]

Sometimes I am afraid of dark beers

[dmbnj79]

i drink Killian's a lot. If I go to a bar and they don't have Yueng, I drink Killian's.

[jcantrell82]

i'm drinking bud light right now :D

[RuggerSelkie]

Holy crap! My fortune cookie says only this:

"You are almost there."

[recentlytrippin]

i saw killian's commericaials 49,000 times todauy watching fuseball

[dmbnj79]

I love Killians!

JAMIE! THE WRATH OF T IS BACK!!!!

Jamie, you bitch! How have you been?

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Holy crap! My fortune cookie says only this:

"You are almost there." *hoping for the 21st because that is the day i picked in the baby pool*

[recentlytrippin]

after all this time here...the wrath of t just dawned on me.

MR. T



sorry i'm slow

[dmbnj79]

Duh. That's all I gotta say, Rich.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
after all this time here...the wrath of t just dawned on me.

MR. T

sorry i'm slow

Dude...

Dude

:lol

And I'm hoping for everyday that passes Kate. So I still got hope for the 20th. Then the 21st.

[recentlytrippin]

Ree, please take honors in the camden thread.

[dmbnj79]

ISO: a new avatar

[maxpower]

hey party people! i'm drinking.

everohne say oooooooh!

[dmbnj79]

We can tell. You can't fucking spell.

Rolling Rock, I presume?

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
We can tell. You can't fucking spell.



:lol

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
after all this time here...the wrath of t just dawned on me.

MR. T



sorry i'm slow

wow.
just............ wow.

;)

[dmbnj79]

Feel the power of the Yueng.

I want a Yueng avatar. Wah.

*drinks Yueng*

aaah. tasty.

[RuggerSelkie]

I came across the funniest picture of Mr. T in a red tux the other day. For the life of me, I can't remember what I was searching for and I can't find it.

[droseh41]

Whoaa. So many emotions.

[maxpower]

hahaha

mo, no rooling rock. It's dos equies! mmmmmmmmmm. . . expenisve beer

[dmbnj79]

OMG. Spelling Bee champ!

:lol

Dos Equis is great. Figures, a Mexican is drinking it.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by droseh41
Whoaa. So many emotions.

'Sup Little D. Ginger Ale? Water?

Don't mind Rob.

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
ISO: a new avatar

[maxpower]

im' mexican! tha'ts right. I mexi CAN!! hahahah

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Feel the power of the Yueng.

I want a Yueng avatar. Wah.

*drinks Yueng*

aaah. tasty.

[dmbnj79]

NICE.

You're the fucking man right now!

Gary's on the couch waiting for you.

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
NICE.

You're the fucking man right now!

Gary's on the couch waiting for you.



:D

[recentlytrippin]

try the first one first, it is a little bigger

it it is too big use the smaller one



or dont use either if you don't want to

[RuggerSelkie]

Get off my nuts!!! Touchdown!!! Down by five, 2:23 left. I can doooooooo it!

[recentlytrippin]

who?


edit: are you playing with and against?

[dmbnj79]

they're both too big damnit.

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
they're both too big damnit.


hold on.

[RuggerSelkie]

2 minute warning. I picked up Madden '03 today cuz they're pushing it off the shelfs for dirt. I was down 31-14. A kickoff return and a long TD pass and I'm back in it at 31-28.

[maxpower]

god dman I have to pee

[dmbnj79]

Crank yankers is so fucking funny.

How come Rob can never spell when he's been drinking?!

[maxpower]

god ddamn!1 All I've ver wanted was to be in the top 1-0 on ants. but nooooooooooooooooo I can't be a post hore engough to to that.


I'
ve failed youall

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by maxpower
god ddamn!1 All I've ver wanted was to be in the top 1-0 on ants. but nooooooooooooooooo I can't be a post hore engough to to that.


I'
ve failed youall

What?

And these punk asses are really running out the clock.

[recentlytrippin]

here is first one


don't try it yet...i'm going to give you other options



and they work i just tried them

[dmbnj79]

:lol

this is just interesting.

[recentlytrippin]

#2

[katedid81]

someone used to have a really good one ree...i'm trying to remember who

[recentlytrippin]

last one

[RuggerSelkie]

Son of a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!!!!!!

[dmbnj79]

TOM.

[katedid81]

yes. it was tom.

i think bill(sender) had one too.

[RuggerSelkie]

What is that Kate?

[recentlytrippin]

here Ree use this one, it is a little bigger and clearer, and it fits...

[droseh41]

Kate!! How the hell was the show!? :D

[katedid81]

whatza?

[katedid81]

Originally posted by droseh41
Kate!! How the hell was the show!? :D AMAZING

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
whatza?

Your new av.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Your new av. that's the two step promo(?) cover

[droseh41]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Your new av.

I believe it's some kind of Crash art. Am I correct Kate?

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by droseh41
I believe it's some kind of Crash art. Am I correct Kate?

Sobriety pays off. ;) Good job.

[dmbnj79]

What's sobriety?

Aw fuck.

[droseh41]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Sobriety pays off. ;) Good job.

That or obsession. :lol

[katedid81]

Originally posted by droseh41
I believe it's some kind of Crash art. Am I correct Kate? yep, Two Step

in honor of the Nashville show :) and my first ever Two Step--which just happened to be one of the most rockin'-est yeahhhh

[recentlytrippin]

Alright everyone, I'm off to bed, talk to you all tomorrow.

[dmbnj79]

Gary says goodnight and he loves you.

[recentlytrippin]

I love both of you too!!!

[dmbnj79]

:hug s Rich. Tell Alison I love her!

[RuggerSelkie]

Later Richie. I won't give you a hug, but a head nod will do.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Later Richie. I won't give you a hug, but a head nod will do. what? no picture?


night rich! go chiefs :evil

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
what? no picture?

:lol

You guys are getting to know me too well. In all honesty, I did punch in something to find a picture...it's just a little hard to communicate with a single picture...and I'm playing this game.

[droseh41]

Alright, time to get to bed. Goodnight all. ;)

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
:lol

You guys are getting to know me too well. In all honesty, I did punch in something to find a picture...it's just a little hard to communicate with a single picture...and I'm playing this game. picture whore

[maxpower]

party in theo cokc!!!

[dmbnj79]

:lol freddie funk is madden's bitch tonight.

[katedid81]

night Dayna! download 9-19-03 asap cuz i was there and it was rockin

[dmbnj79]

Night Lil D

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
picture whore

For reals.

And Madden is kicking my ass. I haven't won yet! I should just stick to Tiger.

Later LD.

[maxpower]

yuou're going to bed litlte d?? ok, you have swete dream.s Talk to you later!

[dmbnj79]

i'm going to bed as well.

and it was just getting fun!

[RuggerSelkie]

Later Ree! Later Gary! Later Yueng!

[dmbnj79]

Gary says: Later Freddie!

The Yueng went into the fridge. Safe and sound.

[RuggerSelkie]

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to work out tomorrow. I don't know how that's going to work out with my phucking foot.

[RuggerSelkie]

No more Madden!!!

Time for bed 'Cockastinators.

Until we meet again...

[IlliniGal]

nite freddie :)

[Number27]

Rob was Dos Equis and no one bothered to wake me up???

[jcantrell82]

yeah..... poor rob. :(

he had a bad day yesterday. :(

[Number27]

Dos Equis and Ants makes a bad day a good day:D

[dancergirl40ky]

Morning Cocks!!
How's it hangin?

[jcantrell82]

i'm getting drunk! right now!

hahahaha i'm supposed to be working at the church :rolleyes:

[dancergirl40ky]

getting an early start huh? I have Baileys in my coffee. YUM

[jcantrell82]

:lol

yeah. might as well.

[dancergirl40ky]

I think I here the husband getting up , I was here when he went to bed last night. He is going to think I have an addiction :D

[jcantrell82]

you DO have an addiction. ;)

this place does that to you...... it's hard to leave once you get here.

[amyswmr15]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
you DO have an addiction. ;)

this place does that to you...... it's hard to leave once you get here.

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
you DO have an addiction. ;)

this place does that to you...... it's hard to leave once you get here. :lol :lol What is a girl to do. I like it here.

[Number27]

do I have an addiction :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Oh , I do believe so , it's me isn't it. LOL

[Number27]

oh yea ;)

[mrottondo]

gotta love the 'Cock

[jcantrell82]

oh i do! ;)

[mrottondo]

who doesn't??

[Number27]

This is a big 'Cock

[maxpower]

mmmmmmmm. . . coffee. . .

[Number27]

hang over there buddy?

[droseh41]

Heeeyey. :)

[maxpower]

Nope! No hangover for me. For some reason my body refuses get hangovers. Never had one.

I mean, I'll feel a bit groggy in the morning after a night of heavy drinking. But that's it.

[RuggerSelkie]

Morning all you hung over people.

[maxpower]

Sup Freddie.

[RuggerSelkie]

Wow. We're chillin' this morning it seems.

[RuggerSelkie]

Wow. Warren Sapp was just thrown a touchdown.

I really need to get the NFL ticket when we finally get out of here.

[Number27]

I hate the Bucs

[katedid81]

KC 14
HOU 7

halftime

[Number27]

Packers vs. Cards later on today...

[maxpower]

Can't wait for the niners!

[RuggerSelkie]

That would have been a fun game to go watch this weekend.

[Number27]

The review in my sunday paper for the Packers game was :Not a chance, not a chance, not a chance> :lol

[droseh41]

:eek:
I'm saving the 'Cock from moving to page 2!

[Number27]

Work the Cock! Work it!

[BrownEyes]

hello cock'ers.

[Number27]

yo eBeth, what is up?

[BrownEyes]

not much. i'm really tired. was at a carwash all day yesterday for a club at school..fundraising. then worked last night. i am taking it easy as water drips from my glass and is slowly going to kill my keyboard.

how are you, C?

[Number27]

I am about to go to work

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
I am about to go to work

Just did....Pooooooooooooooooooped.

[RuggerSelkie]

Son of a beeeeeeeeeeeeech!!!!!

:violent the Giants!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
The review in my sunday paper for the Packers game was :Not a chance, not a chance, not a chance> :lol

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[katedid81]

here i am

[RuggerSelkie]

You're a bum.


Okay, maybe not you...but your team is.

[UJCdream]

i'm really glad i like beer now. for one, it's a whole lot cheaper.

[RuggerSelkie]

I thought you didn't drink beer?

[UJCdream]

i didn't for a while, but one day i had it and was like "hey... this isn't bad" and i haven't looked back since then. i still have mixed drinks on occassion, but it's usually a beer in my hand these days.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
You're a bum.


Okay, maybe not you...but your team is. cuz we're winners?

[asmjm39]

Sup all? I am in need of a beer as my mariners got spanked by the A's today.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
cuz we're winners?

Norm!!!

And yes.

[katedid81]

i need heat.

[UJCdream]

i like it chilly. fall is my favorite season.

[katedid81]

i enjoy fall. i do not enjoy getting drenched in cold rain though.

[asmjm39]

I am tired. naptime...

[musicmad]

hey cockers'

[jprzybys]

I need some beer

[katedid81]

need no beer...that concert was great

[musicmad]

so...how is everyone?

[katedid81]

must do my homework...

[RuggerSelkie]

Where have all the 'Cockers gone?

[katedid81]

homework...sort of.

[RuggerSelkie]

It's been a slow day. I got some things accomplished...others not.

[katedid81]

i've slept. and eaten.

[droseh41]

Shit. My brother posts here now. I gotta watch what I say. :D

[UJCdream]

my computer hates me.

where ma beers at?

[RuggerSelkie]

I need to eat myself.

[UJCdream]

whaaat?

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I need to eat myself. hahahahaaaa

have you ever seen Clerks? haha

[RuggerSelkie]

Oh whoops. I suppose I should have worded that better.

I've seen Clerks, but not for some time.

[UJCdream]

i think i'm going to have some oreo's.

anyone want some? braaaaaand new package!

[musicmad]

count me in....i need me some sugar:D

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Oh whoops. I suppose I should have worded that better.

I've seen Clerks, but not for some time. okay well i don't know if you will remember then, but the scene in the car on the way to the funeral/viewing they are talking about a kid that died trying to "eat himself"--well suck his own member

yeah...

[RuggerSelkie]

Sugar.

I need meat actually. I'm eating steak.

[katedid81]

i guess it's still early enough to eat steak there

[UJCdream]

your baby is totally going to be born on the 23rd at 5:30pm. and i'm gonna win the baby pool.

[RuggerSelkie]

Yup only 7:30pm here. And I don't care who wins the pool. I root for whatever day it is.

[musicmad]

:) i love lil kiddies

[droseh41]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Yup only 7:30pm here. And I don't care who wins the pool. I root for whatever day it is.

I think I put the 23rd at 8. ;)

[UJCdream]

me too. my nephew is the coolest kid ever. and my sis is prego again! wooooo!

[musicmad]

congrats to your sister beth:)

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Yup only 7:30pm here. And I don't care who wins the pool. I root for whatever day it is. won't be long from now

[UJCdream]

just 'cause i can :D

[BrownEyes]

hm. hopefully the 'cock will be quoteable tonight. i am on a mission, by golly.

by the way, hello cock'ees.

[musicmad]

hiya how r ya?

[recentlytrippin]

Hey all.

[musicmad]

i gotta run..seeya tommorow guys..nite nite

[RuggerSelkie]

Ssssssssssssssssmokin'!

[jprzybys]

deputy dog was one cool dude

[Number27]

Fudging Packers!

[jprzybys]

hahaha, to the cardinals......hahahahahaha, sorry

[Number27]

I was like "WTF!", this pissed me off too bad. But I won money thanks to the Bucs and Chiefs:)

[jprzybys]

well, at least you got something out of it

edit: drink some beer, you will feel better

[Number27]

Hell yeah Kyle!

[RuggerSelkie]

'Sup 'Cockers

[Number27]

Yo FunkMasterFreddie

[jprzybys]

Originally posted by Number27
Hell yeah Kyle!

I wish I had enough beer to make me feel better, but alas, I do not.

[Number27]

We need to get you some beer.

[jprzybys]

For real, I need to be feeling good right now, It would be grood:)

[sean5033]

I saw a show on hte FX network called "Peoples Champion" it's kinda like a cross between Guinness Book of Records and I don't know what. One of the contests they had was so someone could be the Peoples Champion of Cock Blowing. The contestant had a rooster and a lawn blower. Then had to chase the cock to the finish line in the least amount of time.

[jprzybys]

'Cock blowing would be fun really drunk, I mean, yea

[Number27]

I thought you were going to say they had to bowl with their penis. that would hurt

[jprzybys]

dude, its cock bLOwing

[Number27]

fuck, i thought you said bowling :lol

[sean5033]

Originally posted by Number27
I thought you were going to say they had to bowl with their penis. that would hurt

Yah, that would hurt bigtime.

they had other contests to be the Champion of Guessing the Weight of a Girls Breasts, Hitting the Teacher With Spitballs, Running in High Heels, Office Chair Slingshot and a few others, absolutly hilarious.

[jprzybys]

are you drinking?:)

[jprzybys]

sounds like a great show

[sean5033]

I just wanted to share that real quick. my vacation is now officially over. this sucks.

you all have a great night.

[jprzybys]

thanks, im going 'cock blowing now

[Number27]

I need to watch that show...
No Kyle, I am not drinking...I think I'm just too tired to think :lol

[jprzybys]

Just checking, I unserstand about the tired thing. I drove home last night from the show solo, four hours. When I got out of my car, I was stumbling all over the place, it was scary. I don't remember the last 120 miles.

[sean5033]

Los, apparantly you've read that study with all the letters fucked up too much...

[Number27]

Damn...I never try to drive long distances without someone with me. I will eventually fall asleep.

[jprzybys]

Originally posted by sean5033
Los, apparantly you've read that study with all the letters fucked up too much...

maybe we should start a new thread on it, just in case...

[sean5033]

Originally posted by jprzybys
maybe we should start a new thread on it, just in case...

Sounds like a good idea, and while we're at it forward it to every person on the planet. at least 5 or 6 more times. they might not have been able to read it the first time.

[Number27]

That sounds like a good idea

[jprzybys]

i like the way you think, we could also put it in our signatures so every time we post, it can be read

[sean5033]

Originally posted by jprzybys
i like the way you think, we could also put it in our signatures so every time we post, it can be read

Hmm... good idea.

[jprzybys]

:lol :lol :lol :lol priceless

[Number27]

:lol awesome, just awesome

[sean5033]

Classic..

[droseh41]

The Cock has been Dayna-less tonight. Gotta get my post in. :p

[jprzybys]

now everyone will know, since no one has seen it before

[jprzybys]

Originally posted by droseh41
The Cock has been Dayna-less tonight. Gotta get my post in. :p

hey dayna, welcome back to the 'cock

[sean5033]

I realized that people might not be able to see it so small, so I had to make it bigger...

[Number27]

:lol hliairuios

[jprzybys]

Originally posted by Number27
Damn...I never try to drive long distances without someone with me. I will eventually fall asleep.

didn't see this....it was really scary, the person I was supposed to call fell asleep or something, so I just had to hope to make it back.

[droseh41]

Clraos, sotp tyrnig to be fnuny. It's jsut plian old now.

[sean5033]

Originally posted by jprzybys
didn't see this....it was really scary, the person I was supposed to call fell asleep or something, so I just had to hope to make it back.

I drove from Raliegh to Orlando right after the show. I had my brother along with me, and he took the wheel for a while, but for the most part he was sleeping. I 95 is DEAD at night, I was zoning soo bad. Highway driving at night sucks.

[jprzybys]

Yea, from chattanooga to knoxville, there was thick fog, and no other cars. Only one big exits. It was a fun drive

[Number27]

I love driving through the A1A at night, its awesome...especially at sunrise

[jprzybys]

The longest I did solo was during the day, from gulf shores to knoxville. That one sucked too

[sean5033]

yeah, so I think I was going to bed like half an hour ago... I'll talk to ya later.

[jprzybys]

night

[dancergirl40ky]

Morning Wood, oh - I mean Cock- Looks like I am the first one here this morning. Not going to be on long, must start my very busy day.

[recentlytrippin]

Mornin'.

[mrottondo]

hey cockers! ...i wonder if...Joe Cocker is around

[recentlytrippin]

Good question.

[asmjm39]

Mornin! Putting the final touches on my packing job for NYC!

[RuggerSelkie]

Open for business.

[asmjm39]

Thank god. drinking alone can be depressing!

[RuggerSelkie]

NORM!!!

I never drink alone...my invisible friend Roberto joins me on many occasions.

All set and ready to go Matty? Make sure you pack extra draws.

[asmjm39]

not to worry the extras are enclosed! just in case I soil them in CP! Flight leaves so early that I am having the wife drop me off tonight late so no ants tonight.

[Number27]

Have fun at CP Norm! Drink one for me!

[mrottondo]

Cock-a-ckoo