Party At The Hancock

[katedid81]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Time for more 'Cock! i need more cock in my life

welcome back Norm!

[asmjm39]

I am on the way! just a lil buzz though! What up Jaime? Still pimpin Rob down on the corner?

[willnole]

Hook up with them both. It's college. It's practiacally expected.

[Number27]

it doesn't matter at all now
she could care less, she does her own thing while at school and she tells me about them, knowing that i like her and all...

i have the worst luck with girls...

[katedid81]

i wish tomorrow was saturday cuz i'd be drinking!

[asmjm39]

Its still Staurday here!

[willnole]

Dude, Rob give ME the 60%

[maxpower]

Speaking of Zoolander quotes. . . .

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by asmjm39
I am on the way! just a lil buzz though! What up Jaime? Still pimpin Rob down on the corner?

awwwwwwww yeah. i love me some rob. :)

and also, he makes me some good money. the girls love him.

[droseh41]

Saturday said bye-bye an hour and 41 minutes ago. :(

I hate Sundays.

[Number27]

I just realized its Sunday :lol

[katedid81]

girls do like penguins

[asmjm39]

Pimp dat ho girl!!

[katedid81]

12:46 here.

[Number27]

Originally posted by droseh41
I hate Sundays.

me too

[willnole]

Taste my pain bitch!

[maxpower]

I lure them in with money.

[Number27]

i thought you said you lure them in with peanut butter, Rob.

[willnole]

For christ sake it's a casserole Shiela, it'll stay!

[jcantrell82]

and when i say brother, i don't mean like an actual brother, but i mean it like the way black people use it. which is more meaningful, i think.

[maxpower]

Here's the quote of all quotes from Zoolander. Will had it in his sig a while ago. Now it's back! Thank god for IMDB. There's no way I could remember ALL of this.


I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

[jcantrell82]

and let me just say, Lil' D................ it is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy past your bedtime. ;)

[maxpower]

Originally posted by Number27
i thought you said you lure them in with peanut butter, Rob.

mmmmmmmmm. . . peanutty goodness. . .

[willnole]

I've got another great zoolander quote now :)

[droseh41]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
and let me just say, Lil' D................ it is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy past your bedtime. ;)

I'm just trying to make the weekend last longer. :p

[asmjm39]

I cant even spell bedtime.

[Number27]

yes it is young lady

*takes off Freddie McFunk mask again*

[droseh41]

Originally posted by asmjm39
I cant even spell bedtime.

Well, then, congrats. You just did. ;)

[jcantrell82]

ahhh that' s cool D... good to have you here. :)

[asmjm39]

heh That was cool LD! I was my middle school champ! or was it chump?

[maxpower]

I think Lil' D is gonna grow up quite a bit faster than she should by listening to us talk here. ;) :lol

[Number27]

champ buddy, champ!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by maxpower
I think Lil' D is gonna grow up quite a bit faster than she should by listening to us talk here. ;) :lol eh, she's a New Yorker

[asmjm39]

I dont know, I usually felt like the chump. Hey maybe it was chimp!

[maxpower]

Ohhhh. New Yorker.

Nevermind. She already knows more than me.

[asmjm39]

Jobu needs a refill!

[droseh41]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
ahhh that' s cool D... good to have you here. :)

Originally posted by asmjm39
heh That was cool LD! I was my middle school champ! or was it chump?

I'm confused. What did I say/do that was cool?! :confused:

[droseh41]

Originally posted by maxpower
Ohhhh. New Yorker.

Nevermind. She already knows more than me.

[katedid81]

you were just being l'D!

[Number27]

You being here is cool, Dee! :multi

[asmjm39]

Are we in the pantless portion of the evening yet?

[jcantrell82]

hey! i'm pantless

[willnole]

Please god have rob say no

[willnole]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
hey! i'm pantless

Jackpot

[Number27]

Yea, I agree with Will here.

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by willnole
Jackpot

I can live with this!:D

[Number27]

Yea, but Rob needs to keep his pants on

[katedid81]

i dunno, rob and jamie both pantless? hmmm

[maxpower]

My pants made like a tree and got the fuck out of here long ago.

woooo!!

Free. . . as a bird. . .

[droseh41]

Well, I'm glad to see that I'm loved, but it's time for bed. :p Goodnight everyone!

[katedid81]

freebird...now there is a drinking song from my past

[willnole]

Night D!

[Number27]

Night Dee, just in time too! :p

[katedid81]

night night Dee

[maxpower]

Nite yo!

[willnole]

Cause Rob's Free.........Free Ballin'!

[jcantrell82]

awwwwwwwww night D. i love ya! :)

[Number27]

I don't want to think about Rob's balls...

[jcantrell82]

alright, D's gone.......... commence with the orgy.

[maxpower]

Orgy!!!! Woo!

[katedid81]

woo!

[tractor]

whoa extreme mouse your favorite extreme sport is orgies, how do you get extremem I mean it's already pretty much already along those lines

[maxpower]

The extreme mouse can orgy it up like the best of them!

[willnole]

Every night's an orgy for a mormon

[Number27]

I am going to bed...

[willnole]

DUDE, GO BACK TO THE PARTY!

[katedid81]

i'm growing increasingly tired

[willnole]

Are you drinking Kate?

[katedid81]

nope. no drinking.

[asmjm39]

What the orgy is losing people!!

[willnole]

The girls got AWFULLY quiet when that word got brought out

[willnole]

Originally posted by katedid81
nope. no drinking.

That's a terrible shame?

Still not feeling well?

[jcantrell82]

what? orgy??????

didn't I bring up the orgy??

[asmjm39]

I hear orgy and it got super quiet

[katedid81]

Originally posted by willnole
That's a terrible shame?

Still not feeling well? actually i felt like drinking tonight! but it wouldn't be to smart being that i'm still full of infection and on drugs




but damn! i really wanted to drink

[willnole]

Yeah Beer + Antibiotics =No Good

[katedid81]

last day for antibiotics = next saturday

[asmjm39]

So party with Kate next Sat!!!

[katedid81]

DAMN RIGHT!

[asmjm39]

Sweeeetttt!

[katedid81]

i hope there's something goin on next weekend!

[willnole]

I expect illegible posting

[maxpower]

I'll post illegibly. . . . from Mississippi. :) :) :)

[katedid81]

i will try

there need to be some people around though or else it will be no fun!

[asmjm39]

I know this!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by maxpower
I'll post illegibly. . . . from Mississippi. :) :) :) woo! we can all get drunk and come post on ants


oh my

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
I'll post illegibly. . . . from Mississippi. :) :) :)


:D :D :D :D

[katedid81]

you guys won't have time for this 'Cock!

[asmjm39]

They will have to make time for 'Cock!

[katedid81]

i promise to make time for the 'Cock too

[willnole]

One more beer?

[maxpower]

There will be time for quite a bit of cock. ;)




























Whoa?! Who said that??

[jcantrell82]

threre's always time for cock

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
threre's always time for cock damn right sista

[asmjm39]

only one??

[asmjm39]

Someone has to ask, what the hell happened to the orgy?????

[katedid81]

it broke off into couples

[willnole]

or singles ;)

[katedid81]

yeah...well, i have my 3 musketeers and water...

[asmjm39]

that figures I always miss out on the good fun:(

[willnole]

Originally posted by katedid81
yeah...well, i have my 3 musketeers and water...


Threesome.... NICE!

[katedid81]

sometimes i wonder how many girls own vibrators...

[willnole]

Most of them

[asmjm39]

More than you would think. My wife had a toy party once and so many women went and bought plenty of merchandise.

[willnole]

Alright Everyone have a good night. It's REALLY freakin late here and I gotta be up early to watch football!

[asmjm39]

there is nothing wrong with the vibrato!

[asmjm39]

Night big will!

[katedid81]

night will!

[katedid81]

man, sometimes i just want to start a thread and ask

[asmjm39]

Do it! Poll time!

[katedid81]

i don't know if i want to put my name on that

[tractor]

have a good night will

[katedid81]

i'm out too kids.

night!

[IlliniGal]

Originally posted by katedid81
i don't know if i want to put my name on that
i bet most people wouldn't want to put their name on their answers, either :lol

[asmjm39]

well time for bed. I will be awakened at like 630 in the AM so I am out! Night all!

[jcantrell82]

hahahahaha
i have one

[mrottondo]

Hey 'cockers! i wonder if...as i said before...if Joe Cocker is around

[katedid81]

ah see well i'll admit to bein curious

[jcantrell82]

goodnight cokeceroo's. i love you guesu!

nigth nithgt.:)

[maxpower]

Good night. I'm out! :)

[mrottondo]

nite yooooooooooooo

[recentlytrippin]

Mornin' 'Cock.

[Number27]

ill start the poll

[#36firedancer]

:lol

I swear there was one a long time ago...

[dancergirl40ky]

Morning All, It took me forever to back read and get caught up. I had a busy day yesterday, soccer all day and BBQ on the river last night. Spent long time in Beer Garden.

[recentlytrippin]

Mornin' Stace.

[Number27]

Beer Garden?

[#36firedancer]

we have a lot of those around here... 'cause it's a German town...

[Number27]

Mmm, german food. I haven't had good german food in a while.

i am in the mood for a houseplatta

[UJCdream]

morning everyone. :)

[katedid81]

hi there

[#36firedancer]

morning :)

[katedid81]

the convergance of the 'Cock

[Number27]

hey cockateers

[katedid81]

what up kiddos?

[Number27]

I just had an awesome hamburger kate!

[katedid81]

and what made said hamborgesa(sp) so awesome?

[Number27]

look in the random thread, I posted the ingredients

[katedid81]

i'd have to have mild salsa :p


sounds good


on a side note: you can't leave the 'Cock! :(

[Number27]

I'll make those burgers at Gorge 2004. I'll add guacamole chips to them as well.

[katedid81]

how bout some real guacamole? i love that stuff. i made some over the summer....mmmmmmm

[Number27]

surprisingly, i cant stand real guacamole, but i love the chips :lol

[katedid81]

dude! you're Mexican!

[Number27]

i know, whats up with that?

[katedid81]

it's okay. I'm German and i don't like a lot of German food.

[UJCdream]

mmm.... i want a giant cheeseburger. and i want quesadillas. and a sub. and a hot dog. and....a.... i really should just got get some lunch so i stop thinking about all the food i want.

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by Number27
I'll make those burgers at Gorge 2004. I'll add guacamole chips to them as well.

[Number27]

im bringing my grill to gorge :p

[asmjm39]

I ll take on of them burgers Los!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by UJCdream
mmm.... i want a giant cheeseburger. and i want quesadillas. and a sub. and a hot dog. and....a.... i really should just got get some lunch so i stop thinking about all the food i want. i'm with you

[katedid81]

man, maybe instead of a trip to NY for graduation, i should just do the Gorge

but i want both :p

[asmjm39]

Both would be well worth it, just try and see a show at either one. The boys always have good shows at both!

[katedid81]

yeah, i don't have anyone to go to NY with :( that's kind of sad. i mean, i have friends, but not one over the rest to go on a big trip like that with

that's kinda sad



but the Gorge wouldn't require a friend to go with--i mean, my dad is in OR, and i've flown out to CA before by myself...

[asmjm39]

And there are lots of ants that might make the trip!

[Number27]

I can go to NY with you...
whats this for again?:p

[katedid81]

haha, my graduation present from my parents. my bro got a trip to DC and i really would like to go to NYC...it's pretty much set that that is what my gift would be too

and i could just save and con friends into saving to go to the Gorge

[#36firedancer]

I'd take Gorge - but I've been to NY, though... :)

[Number27]

New York, New York...

[katedid81]

i really want to go to the gorge

but i really want to go to NYC

[dancergirl40ky]

Do you think I would fit in at the Gorge? I think that would be a blast, camp and all.

[katedid81]

hell yeah!

[Number27]

Damn right you will!

[dancergirl40ky]

Would it be cool or un cool to bring the hubby and the boys 11 and 14

[dancergirl40ky]

I think it would be fun if we could plan it like a family vacation , get a pop up see some other stuff while out there.

[katedid81]

not as sure about the kids just because of the drinking and adult stuff...

[Number27]

the hubby is welcome. i just dont know if they can handle all the wild shennanigans we will do

[asmjm39]

It would be cool Stace!

[asmjm39]

Older kids are okay, I think. They know what the deal is. My kid is too young though.

[Number27]

Now I know I cant bring the cat :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

yeah, they have been to concerts before. Hell last night when we were downtown at the BBQ this couple got real drunk and the girl was dancing and proceed to take her shirt off. She got reported and the cops came and when they approached her , the guy got pushy with the cop (not a good idea) they both ended up arrested and they had a 4yr old and a baby with them , it was sad. My boys witnessed the whole thing. I said "Well this is a good lesson on how NOT to behave " Mine havent been sheltered too much, I think if you teach them whats right and expose them to whats out there they will make the right choices.

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by Number27
Now I know I cant bring the cat :lol

Poor Oreo, have to stay home:(

[asmjm39]

Yep. I think your boys would have no problems then!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
yeah, they have been to concerts before. Hell last night when we were downtown at the BBQ this couple got real drunk and the girl was dancing and proceed to take her shirt off. She got reported and the cops came and when they approached her , the guy got pushy with the cop (not a good idea) they both ended up arrested and they had a 4yr old and a baby with them , it was sad. My boys witnessed the whole thing. I said "Well this is a good lesson on how NOT to behave " Mine havent been sheltered too much, I think if you teach them whats right and expose them to whats out there they will make the right choices. umm, i'm gonna have to say, bring them along!

[Number27]

Yup. We'll have plenty of juice and sodas for the kiddies :)

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
Now I know I cant bring the cat :lol she might run away!

i want kitty

[Number27]

you might kittynap Oreo:p

[asmjm39]

Some one has to laugh at drunken antics!

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by Number27
Yup. We'll have plenty of juice and sodas for the kiddies :)
Oh I can pack a hell of a cooler.

[Number27]

Stace, tell me you have some Capri sun in that cooler. I would love you forever! :lol

[asmjm39]

Coolers rule!!

[dancergirl40ky]

Rich is great on a grill, and he love Dave too, just maybe not as much as me.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
you might kittynap Oreo:p not me! i'm an :angel

[UJCdream]

i want to gorge it up. but it'll be one hella expensive weekend. we shall see!

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by Number27
Stace, tell me you have some Capri sun in that cooler. I would love you forever! :lol

Capri Sun, one of the best inventions for the soccer mom. We always have Capri Sun, 1.50 a box at Walmart. Gotta Love it.

[Number27]

Sams is the best for Capri

[dancergirl40ky]

Well guys I gotta check out for a bit. Get cleaned up , think we are going for food and a movie. Boy's are going to Snead Preveiw of School of Rock and Rich and I are going to see Once upon a time in Mexico

[asmjm39]

Beth trust me, I flew to Seattle from Alaska, rented a car, and stayed at a hotel for two years in a row, and it was worth every cent! Now this year I live within driving distance and couldn't go. Next year though, the Gorge is on!!!

[Number27]

Its an okay movie Stace.

[droseh41]

I wanna go to Gorge 2004 with you guys! Especially since Stace has a 14 year old son. ;)

[asmjm39]

I have not been to a movie in a while.

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by droseh41
I wanna go to Gorge 2004 with you guys! Especially since Stace has a 14 year old son. ;)
:lol

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by droseh41
I wanna go to Gorge 2004 with you guys! Especially since Stace has a 14 year old son. ;)

Too bad you dont live here LD! My wife has a way with parents! She used to be a swim coach.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by droseh41
I wanna go to Gorge 2004 with you guys! Especially since Stace has a 14 year old son. ;) hehe another ants love connection

[droseh41]

If only my parents were DMB fans...then my life would be perfect, cause they would be willing to travel aross the country to see them at the Gorge. :p

[dancergirl40ky]

Hey Girl , maybe I could talk to your mom, you could fly to KY, go out with us. Hmmm, that really doesn't very likely does it.

[Number27]

Dee just wants to hook up :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Hey Lil D , I gotta run now but maybe later I will post a pic of him, just so you know.

[droseh41]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Hey Girl , maybe I could talk to your mom, you could fly to KY, go out with us. Hmmm, that really doesn't very likely does it.

That would be very cool..but no, doesn't sound very likely. :p

[katedid81]

yeah, picture picture!

[droseh41]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Hey Lil D , I gotta run now but maybe later I will post a pic of him, just so you know.

:eek: :eek:

Hehe, you rock. :D

[maxpower]

Sooooooooooooo. . . who hates working Sundays??

*raises hand*

[asmjm39]

Dude , Working the weekend blows goats. But I may not have a choice soon. I need a job. I am turning into my brother. Not a good thing.

[maxpower]

Yeah, working weekends does blow goats. I mean, I'll do it if I need to. Hence the reason I'm here. But it would be nice if I could spend a Sunday in my PJ's in front of the TV watching some kick ass football. Or in today's case, watch the 49ers get their asses whooped.

Go niners!!

[katedid81]

working sunday does blow

i remember when i was in hs i worked sundays at the grocery store...it was super busy early, then it just died if there was a chiefs game...wait, that was good because i got to go home early

[Number27]

boo Sundays

[sean5033]

I finally got weekends off after a year and 11 months at my current job. It sucked, but the job is too good to say no to at this point in my life, so I just had to deal with it and watch my senority build up. Since there's just about no turnover, that's taking forever.

[Number27]

I don't know anymore...

[UJCdream]

i'm still in my pj's! woooo

[maxpower]

Originally posted by UJCdream
i'm still in my pj's! woooo

No fair!

[UJCdream]

you should've gone to work in your pj's. just tell them it's sunday and that makes it okay. i'm sure they'll agree :p

[maxpower]

hahaha

I actually could get away with it. There are no supervisors here. I'd just be maxin' and relaxin'.

Dammit!! I just remembered I left my Maxim at home. grrrrrr

[UJCdream]

it's my mom's birthday tomorrow. ahhhh

[UJCdream]

QUICK! someone go deliver a maxim and some pj's rob asap!

or just sit and laugh at him :p

[maxpower]

Are you calling me fat?

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by maxpower
Are you calling me fat?

[UJCdream]

if the 3XL fits...

[UJCdream]

:D

[Mark]

Originally posted by maxpower
Are you calling me fat?

i gotta call 'em as i see 'em.

i still love you tho.

[Mark]

Originally posted by UJCdream
if the 3XL fits...

BURN!

:lol

[UJCdream]

:lol

[maxpower]

I hate you all.

[UJCdream]

but we love YOU, rob!


...even though your gut DOES get in the way sometimes.

[Number27]

50

[UJCdream]

7858

[katedid81]

i got dressed today

[UJCdream]

congrats kate!

i however, have decided NOT to get dressed today.

[Number27]

so, you put ur panties on? :(

[katedid81]

yeah. i put my panties on.

[UJCdream]

punkass ho.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
so, you put ur panties on? :( but i'll take them off if you don't leave when you hit 10000

[UJCdream]

ooohh good call kate


i'll take mine off too. if you don't leave.

[#36firedancer]

me too.

[katedid81]

and no bra!

[Number27]

:lol

[UJCdream]

if we get all the ladies of ants to sit at their comps in no panties at the same time... will you stay? (ha! can't just respond with a "lol" now!)

[katedid81]

Originally posted by UJCdream
if we get all the ladies of ants to sit at their comps in no panties at the same time... will you stay? (ha! can't just respond with a "lol" now!)

[Number27]

damn, that sounds hot

[UJCdream]

and it's alllllll for you!

so... STAY DAMMIT

[Number27]

so much poone out in the open, damn

[katedid81]

Originally posted by UJCdream
and it's alllllll for you!

so... STAY DAMMIT i'm hearing some Gin Blossoms right now or is it Sister Hazel...

[UJCdream]

c'mon! hot chicks all over the U.S. and god knows where else sitting half naked in your honor. how could you turn that down?

[katedid81]

damn right!

can you really say no to us Los?

[RuggerSelkie]

'Cockers

[katedid81]

DADDY!

[Number27]

Freddy!

[RuggerSelkie]

I'm at home getting more stuff and uploading some pictures for my mom. Thought I'd stop by and say hi.

[katedid81]

we are glad you did!

how's the baby? how's the wife?

[RuggerSelkie]

The baby's is doing well. She's been sleeping all today cuz she was up ALL last night...guess we better get used to it.

Veronica is doing well too. She's been hopped up on pain meds for awhile.

Also, I'm on invisible mode so I can come carouse around here when I make home stops without getting inundated too much with baby info. I do appreciate it though. You guys are awesome. Danke. :)

[Number27]

Okay, we understand Freddie. Take care my friend!

[katedid81]

ahh we won't pester you; you're gonna be extra busy since the wife had a c-section

glad you stopped by and updated us though!