Party At The Hancock

[maxpower]

Hey Heather!

Not much going on here. I'm about to leave work. Yeah, I have to work this late now. It blows! School's school. You know how that is. But other than that, things are going very well!

I'm glad you had fun on your trips. We'll chat about all that later. :)

[RuggerSelkie]

The second weekend there's a big tourney there that we may enter or a bunch of us may just travel out there and whore on a team. I'm not sure what the dates are.....the 7th - 9th sounds right.

[Trainer2375]

that sucks you're at work Rob. but i'll talk to ya later!


Freddie, that is the weekend before my atletic training certification test so i won't be able to do a whole lot, but i'm sure i'll need to get away from the books for a little bit. we'll figure soemthin out.

but i gotta get running now, talk to ya'lls later :D

[RuggerSelkie]

Later chicka.


Robert! Pants on. The first post states that!

[katedid81]

Later Cuz!

[RuggerSelkie]

I think I'm gonna try out that flask...just for shits and giggles.

[katedid81]

i thought it was for booze.

[RuggerSelkie]

Nope. Shits and giggles.

[katedid81]

good to know.

[RuggerSelkie]

Robert, Robert, Robert....

http://fatb.oska.com/images/fb_mb_08_black.jpg

[katedid81]

oh my.

on that note. i will leave. haha.

bed

[RuggerSelkie]

Night Miss Kate.

Off for shits and giggles.

[RuggerSelkie]

After pizza, I don't think this fire water will sit well. I'll have to save this for later. But seriously, who actually uses a flask....'cep Rocky's brother in law Pauly?

[katedid81]

my friend carrie has a flask

[RuggerSelkie]

But when do you use it?

[Number27]

Someone needs to clean this mess up

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by Number27
Someone needs to clean this mess up


THe person with the dumb ass hat cleans the mess.


(Check out page 20, post #1, in this thread.)

[Number27]

:lol You loved my hat! You know it Rich:D

[recentlytrippin]

:lol
I wanted to make sure you didn't miss it.

[Number27]

I did't miss it. I read back a few pages and it made me laugh my ass off. Woke up my parents:D

[FPrefect61]

A good party song would be Sing Along I think, get everyone groovin; :)

[#36firedancer]

when I went and saw BMG perform it was really strange to hear/ see another guy singing Dave's part :(

luckily he didn't try to be Dave; he kinda changed it up a bit... I, on the other hand, was screaming the song word-for-word just like Dave does :D I was right up against the stage too...

We need some Blue Men up in this hizzouz

[#36firedancer]

http://www.blueman.com/image/home/above_tubes.jpg

...that's better...

[Number27]

Ohhhhhhh pipes!

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by #36firedancer
http://www.blueman.com/image/home/above_tubes.jpg

...that's better...



Welcome fellas!

[Number27]

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dbrown2/derek/images/dmb.jpg
These fine young folk decided to drop by as well;) There a little unknown band, but I hear they are awesome live;):lol

[asmjm39]

I seen them guys once or twice. They really jam live!

[RuggerSelkie]

Norm!!!

[Number27]

So Norm, what would it be today?

[asmjm39]

Beer of course

bring on the Dos Equis

Mas! Mas!

[Number27]

Woo!

http://www.pricepoint.com/media/WorldJerseys_XX.jpg
http://www.taylor.org/~argus/all/travel/tijuana/swiss_mexican_bar/dos_whiskeys_dos_equis.JPG
This guy has the right idea!

[asmjm39]

He sure does. Beer and red heads! Ah sweet nectar of life!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dbrown2/derek/images/dmb.jpg
These fine young folk decided to drop by as well;) There a little unknown band, but I hear they are awesome live;):lol aww, my boyfriend decided to stop in! hi dave!

[Number27]

I thought you said your were banging LeRoi on the side;)

[katedid81]

nah, we're just practicing fingering

[Number27]

:lol

[RuggerSelkie]

^^ Just wow.

Anywho, my boys partying.

Cheers.

[katedid81]

:angel

[Number27]

You horny angel you (I almost wrote down angle, which would have been hilarious:lol)

[recentlytrippin]

Freddie, you sure do have some "different" friends that wander into the 'Cock from time to time.
http://www.landofsurfandbeer.com/images/nickibday/4.jpg

[recentlytrippin]

No wander my head was spinning this morning...

This was all from last night!?!?!?:eek:

http://www.landofsurfandbeer.com/images/Party/15.jpg

[RuggerSelkie]

I have no idea who that is. I need to jet off to my next class. Have fun in The 'Cock.

[recentlytrippin]

The 'Cock will still be here when you get back.

[katedid81]

i'm just good with words

[Number27]

and other things;)










What? Who said that?

[katedid81]

muahahahaa

:evil

[Number27]

exactly:evil

[katedid81]

so, i'm an evil genius. *shrugs shoulders*

[Number27]

sexy eveil genius?

[katedid81]

me-OW!

[asmjm39]

Beer ME, Baby!!!!

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Beer ME, Baby!!!!


Here.

[RuggerSelkie]

The Redskins game is tonight.....I'm gonna go make a beer run after my shower.

[asmjm39]

twist sssss

Gulp gulp gulp

Ah, Thanks Rich!

[Number27]

That looks delicious

[cj4258]

Alright, so just what the hell am I missing in here?

[Number27]

A beer, perhaps?

[recentlytrippin]

I'm really excited for the game tonight.
I'm rooting for Freddie's Redskins by the way.

Does the 'Cock have big screen tv's?

[RuggerSelkie]

My co-worker across the way has a 55" TV. We give him mess all the time, cuz it just looks odd in a dorm.

I'm just jealous.

And yes, go 'Skins.

[asmjm39]

Of couse it does, what kind of 'Cock has no big TV?

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by cj4258
Alright, so just what the hell am I missing in here?


Lots and lots of ass and liquor.

[cj4258]

Beer.. mmmmmmmm....

*prays for a six-pack of Killians to fall in my hands*

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Lots and lots of ass and liquor.

Unfortunately, the ass is Rob's.

http://fatb.oska.com/images/fb_mb_08_black.jpg

[recentlytrippin]

Which reminds me...

Are you folks familar with Sam's Club???

Well yesterday I got a 33" flat screen tv Phillips in nature.

For only $300. What a steal!!!

[cj4258]

Sam's is the shit.

Box of 36 packets of Ramen for $3.80.

Now THAT's what I call dorm/broke food.

[Number27]

http://www.lindenavenue.com/imx/l/07/793.jpg
Yes, we do

[asmjm39]

Dude theres an inflatable rob behind the TV!!!

[Number27]

Damn, that is a steal

[katedid81]

it's delightful here in the Cock

i love to stay, i love to play at the Cock

[droseh41]

Hey everyone!! :)

[Number27]

But, dont you love to play with The 'Cock?

[recentlytrippin]

Helloooooooooooo Dayna!!!

[asmjm39]

1000 Lets have some Teq!!

[RuggerSelkie]

Good lord. I need to finish my workout with a shower...I love my Tuesday/Thursday classes.......Jamican music and fitness/conditioning. :D

[Number27]

Woo! Body shots!

Wait, you have a class about Jamaican music?? Sweet!

[RuggerSelkie]

Yeah, they were actually talking about weed and its influences today. :lol No shittin'!

[RuggerSelkie]

Though they referred to it as Ganja.

[Number27]

That has to be the coolest class ever!

[recentlytrippin]

What are you getting your masters in Freddie?

[Number27]

Reggae

[cj4258]

I almost took a class on African Tribal Percussion. I talked to the professor beforehand and he said to buy a djembe and never forget to bring it to class. He also said that it was a very jam-based class. Uhh... SWEET!:lol

The only reason I didn't take it is because I didn't have the room for it in my schedule. :(

[Number27]

Damn, that sucks.
I was going to take bagpipes.
Yea, beat that!

[cj4258]

I wouldn't mind learning to play the bagpipes...

But its the KILT I really wanna get my hands on... :lol

[Number27]

remembering your cross dressing days? heh? :lol

[cj4258]

Screw you C-los... :lol

Scottish blood boils in my veins as a red beard doth grow from my face....

[Number27]

http://www.men-in-kilts.com/kilts-images/kilts.jpg
My brother plays the bagpipes...thats right! A Mexican Highlander Piper!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
What are you getting your masters in Freddie?

Business. But the way they have my program set up, I need filler classes to keep me at full time grad status so I can get my financial aid and other Res Life benefits. Thus, Jamican music and PE.

[cj4258]

Originally posted by Number27
...thats right! A Mexican Highlander Piper!

:lol:lol:lol

Our savior is a Mexican bagpiper? DAMN where can I get that bumpersticker?!? :lol

[Number27]

yup:lol

[RuggerSelkie]

Time for errands...this includes a booze run.

[Number27]

Ah, booze run!

[katedid81]

cock party cock party

[Number27]

While you are out, bring back some more peanuts

[cj4258]

. Need whiskey... need Sue....

Now there's a party. :evil

[katedid81]

what's a cock without nuts?

[Number27]

lonely

[RuggerSelkie]

I am such a beer snob. They have 30 packs of canned Bud Light for $15. I can't drink beer out of a can anymore. So I got some Honey Brown.

[jprzybys]

I think im going to get wasted tonight, i have the goods, ill get drunk alone i guess

[Number27]

And why aren't you inviting me over?

[jprzybys]

its a 10 hour drive, but sure, come on over

[Number27]

Well, I do drive fast...

[jprzybys]

sweet, i have wine, beer, and tequila

[Number27]

I think I will have a combination of all three, its just one of those nights...

[jprzybys]

Originally posted by Number27
I think I will have a combination of all three, its just one of those nights...

i feel you on that one, every night is one of those nights, but tonight is alcohol night

[Number27]

Alcohol night sounds pretty good right about night

[jprzybys]

i love the link in your sig, im glad you are promoting it:) come on over for some good times

[Number27]

Have to promote one of my favorite places on Ants:)

[jprzybys]

it is a great place

[katedid81]

WOO

I'M IN CLASS!

[Number27]

Yes it is

[droseh41]

Taking a break from el Espanol tarea a va al fiesta al Hancock.


(If that's even right. :rolleyes: )

[jprzybys]

pretty close if not

[recentlytrippin]

Alright foks, I'm out the 'Cock until after Camden unless I get on shortly tonight at my girl's house.
Have fun this weekend.

[droseh41]

Have a great time Rich! I hope the shows are awesome!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Alright foks, I'm out the 'Cock until after Camden unless I get it on shortly tonight at my girl's house.
Have fun this weekend.

If you're gonna do that, I'd hope you don't post. But hey...

[maxpower]

Ahh, it's always nice to be back in The 'Cock.

*removes pants*

[jprzybys]

Originally posted by maxpower
Ahh, it's always nice to be back in The 'Cock.

*removes pants*

i didnt know you even wore pants

[Number27]

Thank god he keeps his underwear on....wait....shit!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jprzybys
i didnt know you even wore pants

It happens occationally. When I need to go to the store or get my haircut.

[katedid81]

i think i could print out my project and go home

i think. unless the teacher says it sucks. :(

[Number27]

I think we should have a no pants policy...with the exception being Rob, we don't want him to embaress himself with his lack of certain areas :lol

[jprzybys]

Originally posted by maxpower
It happens occationally. When I need to go to the store or get my haircut.

good point
no shirtsky noshoesky, no slotzky

[Number27]

wait, is haircut new slang for "getting your knob slobbered"?

[jprzybys]

why would he wear pants for that?

[Number27]

to wipe the excess of...wait, thats a towel, nevermind

[jprzybys]

hey it's cool, the only reason i wear a shirt is to use it as a napkin

[Number27]

Dude, same here

[maxpower]

I wear a shirt to cover my large beer belly.

[Number27]

Shirts have many uses
Jizz Rag
Napkin
Beer Belly Cover

[jprzybys]

thats all shirts are for, plus to keep all the women off my bulging muscles, wait, that's not right

[jcantrell82]

here i am.

someone pour me a rum and coke. :D

it's been one hell of a week.

[maxpower]

Yeah, I have to be careful. If I flex while wearing a shirt, it just rips off. Then I look silly sitting there at work with no shirt on.

I've learned this lesson the hard way.

[jprzybys]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
here i am.

someone pour me a rum and coke. :D

it's been one hell of a week.

im getting sloshed tonight, wine beer and tequila

[Number27]

Cuba Libres for everyone...make Ms. Cantrell's a double Sam! Stat!

[RuggerSelkie]

Goodness gracious.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
here i am.

someone pour me a rum and coke. :D

it's been one hell of a week.


That sounds like one kick ass idea!

*pours Jamie a rum and coke*

Here ya go babe.

Now someone beer me!!

[Number27]

Originally posted by maxpower
Yeah, I have to be careful. If I flex while wearing a shirt, it just rips off. Then I look silly sitting there at work with no shirt on.

I've learned this lesson the hard way.
Its that cause of your beer belly??

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
If I flex while wearing a shirt, it just rips off.

:rolleyes:

[RuggerSelkie]

I got some Honey Brown for later. 'Tis good.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by Number27
Its that cause of your beer belly??

Yeah. :(

I tried to act all tough, but in reality, it's all about the belly.

[jprzybys]

Originally posted by Number27
Its that cause of your beer belly??

That is what I am thinking, people probably sniccker when they see it. That is why it provides some silly moments

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
:rolleyes:

:D

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
:D

;)

[Number27]

When Norm comes in here, someone hand him a Heine

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
When Norm comes in here, someone hand him a Heine

Rob's?

[jprzybys]

hey, im oredering a pizza, for the 'cock, what should i get?

[Number27]

Dude, Mushrooms, hands down

[jprzybys]

shrooms, pepp, sausage, ex chez, and bacon

[RuggerSelkie]

Mushrooms are bad news....both kinds.

[Number27]

add some peppers to that mix

[jprzybys]

ill switch them out for the bacon, only 5

[Number27]

Dude, we are on the 27th page...this kick ass

[maxpower]

No one better touch my Heine.

[jcantrell82]

i think we should go with cheese. just cheese.

hey! i think we should do like they did in that commercial where they went to the laundromat and overflowed all the washers and just had a huge party in the suds. :D

[RuggerSelkie]

Have you even seen your pictures in here Rob? I don't think anyone will want to.

[maxpower]

You and your cheese. . . ;)

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
No one better touch my Heine.

damn straight.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Have you even seen your pictures in here Rob? I don't think anyone will want to.

I have pictures in here?? :lol

[RuggerSelkie]

They're here somewhere.....

[asmjm39]

hey beer me I need it BAD!

[RuggerSelkie]

You Robert, are out of control.


Originally posted by landsharkrugger
This guy didn't do it did he? Is that Rob? Rob!!

http://www.madcomics.de/funnygif/00000001.gif


Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Robert, Robert, Robert....

http://fatb.oska.com/images/fb_mb_08_black.jpg

[Number27]

he is behind the big screen too

[maxpower]

Look! It's me!!

I'm dead sexy. Just look at those killer abs.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
he is behind the big screen too


Oh yeah....with his mouth wide open for something.

Originally posted by Number27
http://www.lindenavenue.com/imx/l/07/793.jpg
Yes, we do

[Number27]

Originally posted by Number27
http://www.lindenavenue.com/imx/l/07/793.jpg
Yes, we do

Here you are again Rob!

[Number27]

Its like he is waiting for a large object to enter his mouth

[maxpower]

I must have been pretty trashed in that picture. I don't even remember chillin' behind the T.V.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
i think we should go with cheese. just cheese.

hey! i think we should do like they did in that commercial where they went to the laundromat and overflowed all the washers and just had a huge party in the suds. :D slick and bubbly

[RuggerSelkie]

The question is what are you doing behind the TV that you were so amped about?!

[maxpower]

I don't think we'll ever know. . .

*shifts eyes back and forth*

[RuggerSelkie]

I don't know. Maybe you got it to work....the colors are a little jacked up.

[asmjm39]

hey wheres my beer? I am thirsty.

[RuggerSelkie]

New avatar, new title. I can dig.

[asmjm39]

Just representing the 'cock

[RuggerSelkie]

If you're gonna represent something, why not 'Cock.

And having the marketing mind that I do, I've spun off a few real life jokes into some damn good class presentations. The Hancock is on that shelf of ideas now.

[RuggerSelkie]

THE HOGETTES!!!!!!

http://www.sillygirl.com/images/sillypictures/dangerboy/hogettes.jpg

Man, I am really a putz for scheduling this meeting at this time. Goodness me.

[nutter58]

.damn, never can trust a man alone at the 'cock. ... .
Originally posted by cj4258
. Need whiskey... need Sue....

Now there's a party. :evil

Originally posted by katedid81
what's a cock without nuts?

:rolleyes: :lol :lol

now, about that drink. :evil

[katedid81]

Originally posted by nutter58
.damn, never can trust a man alone at the 'cock. ... .




:rolleyes: :lol :lol

now, about that drink. :evil oh sue! thank you for noticing my comment!

[nutter58]

ofcourse i did. :lol

i never miss my sushi-girl! :D

[katedid81]

sooo. who's sending me some liquor?

[droseh41]

I'm chilling with my friend this weekend. I think I'm gonna ask to go to her house. She has a hot brother who plays guitar. Wooooooooooo!!! :D

[katedid81]

awesomeness. mack it up

[droseh41]

AND I know for a fact he thinks I'm cute. :D

[katedid81]

how old is said hottie?

[droseh41]

16. lol

[katedid81]

so 3 years older. not too bad.

[droseh41]

Goodnight everyone :)

[recentlytrippin]

Hey 'Cock lovers.
I'm here, drinking a margarita on the night before Camden.

[asmjm39]

Blend away!

[katedid81]

SOMEONE GIVE ME A DRINK OR SIX.

thank you.

[jprzybys]

hey hey hey

[katedid81]

alright, beers on me tonight guys

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by katedid81
alright, beers on me tonight guys


Can I call you beer tits?

[FPrefect61]

Couldn't be Yuengling?

[katedid81]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Can I call you beer tits? you will anyway :lol

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by katedid81
you will anyway :lol


Good point.:lol

[maxpower]

Originally posted by FPrefect61
Couldn't be Yuengling?

I still haven't tried that. :(

[RuggerSelkie]

SWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by maxpower
I still haven't tried that. :(


People on the other side of the state think that Jesus turned water into Yuenling...

right Tom???:D

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
SWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

Hey buddy, we saved a stool at the bar for ya.


EDIT: 13-7 Piggies by the way, as if you didn't know that...

[katedid81]

i haven't had it either

[RuggerSelkie]

Cool. Lemmie get my Redskins mug....cuz you know I have one (actually, I have two).

[katedid81]

and i'll get my Chiefs coozy

[recentlytrippin]

Need a beer Freddie? Beer tits will hook you up.

[RuggerSelkie]

Beer tits? I'm good though. Gotta Honey Brown. I think I might mix some sprite in it.

[FPrefect61]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
People on the other side of the state think that Jesus turned water into Yuenling...

right Tom???:D


Nectar of the gods it is. :D


Best thing that's ever come out of western PA... :lol

Actually, it's the only good thing to ever come out of western PA... ;)

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Beer tits?

Kate said she wants to be referred to as beer tits from now on.
So I thought I should go along with it.
Look back one page for her picture.

[RuggerSelkie]

Crap.

[recentlytrippin]

Defensive lapse it seems.

[maxpower]

Ok. Here's the project for the night.

Someone has to go get some Yuengling and send it to me.

That is all.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Need a beer Freddie? Beer tits will hook you up. no milk in these mammaries

[RuggerSelkie]

No, the project is for the Redskins need to win. That 3rd and 15 was a bunch a bull. Smoot doesn't deserve to have the name Fred.

[RuggerSelkie]

Woo Hoo!!!!

[maxpower]

I hate working when football is on. DAMMIT!!

[RuggerSelkie]

S'all good bro. I'll keep you up to date. Jets just kicked a field goal. Skins up 13-10.

[maxpower]

Kick ass. :)

Now. . . . about that Yuengling. . . ???

[RuggerSelkie]

Poop. Three and out. My beer is warm.

[RuggerSelkie]

That was so a fumble.

[RuggerSelkie]

:BANG

[Number27]

The 'Cock

[RuggerSelkie]

:BANG

[Number27]

They're tied

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
They're tied
:BANG

[RuggerSelkie]

WOO HOO!!!! DRINKS ARE ON ME!!!!!!!!

http://www.cutechick.com/zSports/Redskins.GIF

[RuggerSelkie]

http://www.clarkshadows.com/redskins2.jpg

TAKE THAT!

[katedid81]

WHOA!

I THINK NOT!

[RuggerSelkie]

http://pandaranda.com/pics/washington_redskins_post.jpg

[katedid81]

not cool

[katedid81]

freddie, don't make me whip out a new avatar

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
freddie, don't make me whip out a new avatar

http://www.hamptonroads.com/pilotonline/sports/images/coltskins1.jpg

SCORE!!!!!!!

[recentlytrippin]

Good job Skins.

[katedid81]

i need a chiefs avatar

but wuv my fwutterby

[RuggerSelkie]

We even have a band.

http://members.aol.com/mrmtd/skinsband/bandlogo2.gif

[recentlytrippin]

Alright I'm out of here.
See ya Sunday...Same 'Cock place, same 'Cock time...

[RuggerSelkie]

And the O's beat the A's!!!! Dude, the planets have aligned.

[RuggerSelkie]

Have fun buddy. Drink a few for me.

[katedid81]

i can't make it a small enough file

i dunno what to do :(

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
i can't make it a small enough file

i dunno what to do :(

I'm sorry. I'd do it for you, but the Chiefs suck.

:evil

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Have fun buddy. Drink a few for me.



Will do!!!:)

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Will do!!!:)

No. I'm serious.

:D

A 'Skins and O's victory deserves it.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I'm sorry. I'd do it for you, but the Chiefs suck.

:evil :evil :evil :evil

muahahaha

[asmjm39]

Nothing personal but I HATE the Chiefs. Even more than the Raiders!

Broncos to the Bowl in 04!!!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
:evil :evil :evil

muahahaha

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhht. I do remember when I was a kid that I liked the Chiefs cuz they looked kinda like the Skins.

That's not the case anymore though.

:evil

[RuggerSelkie]

NORM!!!

[asmjm39]

Whas up???

[katedid81]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Nothing personal but I HATE the Chiefs. Even more than the Raiders!

Broncos to the Bowl in 04!!! i hate the Raiders as well, but i also hate the Broncos


TOMAHAWK CHOP (not sure if we are still allowed to do that)

[asmjm39]

No way too unPC!

Chiefs make me spew!

[RuggerSelkie]

I feel for the Broncos. They got Plummer.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by asmjm39
No way too unPC!

Chiefs make me spew! broncos make me kick things

[asmjm39]

Plummer will have a great year! Trust me on that one! Oh yeah, BEER ME!!!