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Bartender84
10-08-2003, 09:40 PM
I think people are watching the games. I'm multitasking (games and Ants)

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 09:43 PM
It's too early in the game for me to watch it.:p

droseh41
10-08-2003, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by Bartender84
I think people are watching the games. I'm multitasking (games and Ants)

Me too, but I'm doing games, Ants, AND homework. ;)

Bartender84
10-08-2003, 09:53 PM
I don't have any homework :D

Fruvous
10-08-2003, 09:54 PM
I've missed the party at the Cock

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 09:59 PM
There's always a party at the Cock.

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 10:00 PM
We want Gary! We want Gary!

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 10:01 PM
You want him in a different way, Richie ;)

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
You want him in a different way, Richie ;)


:evil

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 10:04 PM
:lol where's tom to be all jealous?

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
:lol where's tom to be all jealous?


I haven't seen Thomas all day here.

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
You want him in a different way, Richie ;)

Where is that SOB tonight?
Tell him to get on ants!

mrottondo
10-08-2003, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
You want him in a different way, Richie ;) *moves away from Rich*

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by mrottondo
*moves away from Rich*





I WANT Gary in the in a very manly way.




:D

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 10:13 PM
Gary's in his hotel room on the computer. I should tell him to get on Ants. You should call his ass.

droseh41
10-08-2003, 10:17 PM
So, how about that Sammay? :)

mrottondo
10-08-2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by recentlytrippin
I WANT Gary in the in a very manly way.




:D good to know :p

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 10:23 PM
Hola!

droseh41
10-08-2003, 10:24 PM
Hola Senor Norm!! Como estas?!

willnole
10-08-2003, 10:26 PM
Sup everyone, time to crack a beer and forget about this game :)

Fuck You Penny!

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 10:26 PM
Bien, Watching HOCKEY!!!!

droseh41
10-08-2003, 10:27 PM
Sweeeet! Both my lovely Cubs and Sox are winning. :0)

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 10:27 PM
fuck.

that's okay. one home run. 2 runs. it's okay.

we'll get those back!!

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 10:29 PM
Sox-Cubs series would release the frustrations of a whole lotta long-suffering fans!

willnole
10-08-2003, 10:31 PM
I liked Tony Kornheiser's explanation for why he wants a Red Sox-Cubs World Series.

Not because he cares who wins but watching the heartbreak of the team that loses would be glorious :evil

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 10:36 PM
that would be true. The loser of that series could live off that loss for another half century

katedid81
10-08-2003, 10:37 PM
w00t woo! I'm here.

willnole
10-08-2003, 10:39 PM
Sup Kitty Kat Kate

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 10:39 PM
Snickers!

Bartender84
10-08-2003, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by droseh41
Sweeeet! Both my lovely Cubs and Sox are winning. :0)

Yep, today is indeed a good day

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 10:41 PM
Hey Vince, who are you going to the DT&T show with?

katedid81
10-08-2003, 10:42 PM
time to go get some ice so i can make a lovely rum and coke

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 10:43 PM
OOO Rum and coke. That makes the Mrs very happy!

Bartender84
10-08-2003, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by asmjm39
Hey Vince, who are you going to the DT&T show with?

Going with the parental units. That's the downside of inadvertantly converting your entire family into Dave fans :lol

They're cool though, they get really into the shows.

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 10:44 PM
Right on we will have to meet up. You live really close to me!

droseh41
10-08-2003, 10:45 PM
'til we dance away...

Bartender84
10-08-2003, 10:45 PM
Where in WA do you live?

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 10:46 PM
P to U to the Yallup

Bartender84
10-08-2003, 10:48 PM
Ah, the town I can never pronounce correctly

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 10:50 PM
Try living here. Every time I have to give the addy, people ar elike Puh huh?

RuggerSelkie
10-08-2003, 10:54 PM
Stoppin' off at the 'Cock.

Bartender84
10-08-2003, 10:54 PM
Once you 'Cock, you just can't stop

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 10:54 PM
Fredaddy!

katedid81
10-08-2003, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by asmjm39
OOO Rum and coke. That makes the Mrs very happy! does the same for me!

droseh41
10-08-2003, 10:56 PM
I think you guys should know that a 19-year-old played Lover Lay Down for me this summer. :D

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by katedid81
does the same for me!

Sweet!
:evil

RuggerSelkie
10-08-2003, 10:56 PM
Screw Mussina and his traitor ass!!!

Back to class.

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 10:57 PM
Dont worry Freddie, one day Angelos will sell the team and they can return to normal operations

katedid81
10-08-2003, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by droseh41
I think you guys should know that a 19-year-old played Lover Lay Down for me this summer. :D :eek:

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 11:00 PM
you know, i really like the fact that people come to me for advice. :)

MoonOfEnder
10-08-2003, 11:02 PM
Ciao all

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 11:03 PM
Hi baby :)

katedid81
10-08-2003, 11:03 PM
i hope that is Howdy, how ya'll doin! ciao!

dancergirl40ky
10-08-2003, 11:04 PM
Hi Cocker's - hows everyone? I am pretty tired form teaching, a bit sore too. Been doing MTV Power Yoga the last couple of days and then taught 2 classes tonight.

MoonOfEnder
10-08-2003, 11:05 PM
whats up

just sitting here, watching the Yanks suck it up

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:05 PM
Why is the Steinbrenner letting the Sox win tonight?
Can't he pay someone to stop that?

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:06 PM
Hi Gary.

MoonOfEnder
10-08-2003, 11:06 PM
gotta let them feel good-

this is what you call *shooting your load*

it's 4 games


~DG~

katedid81
10-08-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Hi Cocker's - hows everyone? I am pretty tired form teaching, a bit sore too. Been doing MTV Power Yoga the last couple of days and then taught 2 classes tonight. power yoga? i need to look into that

i have AM Yoga and PM Yoga

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by MoonOfEnder
gotta let them feel good-

this is what you call *shooting your load*

it's 4 games


~DG~

Ahh, I see.

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:08 PM
Such hatred must last for seven games.

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 11:09 PM
Yankees are playing? I thought the METS were playing the Sox.

I'm admiring Jamie's beautiful hockey finesse :)

Then going to watch Mike Modano and Brendan Morrow. :)

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:10 PM
In DMBc I just saw someone had me quoted in the sig as:



bin laden didn't like the everyday album:eek:




I don't ever remember saying that.
Hmm.

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:11 PM
Rich, you would never make a wise snipe like that.

droseh41
10-08-2003, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by katedid81
:eek:

Thaaat's right. :)

dancergirl40ky
10-08-2003, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by katedid81
power yoga? i need to look into that

i have AM Yoga and PM Yoga

I made need to check those out cause the "Power" is not real relaxing. It is pretty fast.

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by asmjm39
Rich, you would never make a wise snipe like that.


Of course not.

:evil :p



But I seriously have no idea in what context I would use a comment like that.:lol

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by droseh41
Thaaat's right. :)


You're an 8th grade P.I.M.P.

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:13 PM
Yeah especially in DMBc

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 11:15 PM
I love Center Ice. I want it.

DESPERATELY.

dancergirl40ky
10-08-2003, 11:15 PM
I don't think I will make 1000 tonight, cause I am really tired and just want to go chill on the couch with My Rich.

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 11:18 PM
IWANTCENTERICE.

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
I don't think I will make 1000 tonight, cause I am really tired and just want to go chill on the couch with My Rich.

I'm right here baby. You don't have to go on the couch.





;)

droseh41
10-08-2003, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by recentlytrippin
You're an 8th grade P.I.M.P.

He even invited me to visit him at his college...:eek:

I dunno what you've heard about me, but ya can't get a dolla outta me..:evil

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
I love Center Ice. I want it.

DESPERATELY.

I gotta see how much laundry would get me Center Ice

dancergirl40ky
10-08-2003, 11:20 PM
AAAHH Rich you know I love ya, but you aren't "MY" Rich. The one who is fixing my headlight right now and deserves a beer and some lovin.

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by droseh41
He even invited me to visit him at his college...:eek:

I dunno what you've heard about me, but ya can't get a dolla outta me..:evil



Play on Playa.

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
AAAHH Rich you know I love ya, but you aren't "MY" Rich. The one who is fixing my headlight right now and deserves a beer and some lovin.


:lol


Yes, yes I know.

dancergirl40ky
10-08-2003, 11:21 PM
Nighty Nite

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 11:22 PM
150, I think. Fuck. I want it.

it would make me uberhappy.

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:22 PM
See ya Stace.

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:23 PM
129 if you order before the end of the free preview

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 11:23 PM
*raises eyebrow*

reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllly?

Of course, Gary's ignoring me.

katedid81
10-08-2003, 11:24 PM
back :)

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
*raises eyebrow*

reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllly?

Of course, Gary's ignoring me.



:eek: :(

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:25 PM
Hes mad at me after I canned on the Isles

droseh41
10-08-2003, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
*raises eyebrow*

reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllly?

Of course, Gary's ignoring me.

Was that by any chance in Jim Carrey mode?

Bartender84
10-08-2003, 11:26 PM
rea-hee-hee-hheeeeeeeeeaaaaalllllyyyyy??????

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:26 PM
Speaking of the Mrs, she needs to come home. Its time for her nightly beating at Jeopardy!

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 11:27 PM
Lil D, yes. Jim Carrey mode :)

He's on the phone with me and I'm mentioning Center Ice a lot.

You think he'd pick up on it? :lol

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:27 PM
And if you don't know, now you know.

katedid81
10-08-2003, 11:28 PM
i love Jeopardy. have to get through stupid hollywood squares to get to Jeopardy

droseh41
10-08-2003, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
Lil D, yes. Jim Carrey mode :)



Sweet. :p

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 11:29 PM
JAMIE BABY. JAMIE.

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:31 PM
Sweet Snickers bring your A-game to Seattle. We will duel to the death

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:31 PM
Sometimes I want to use improper words at very awkward times, just to get a reaction.

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:31 PM
Me too Rich!

katedid81
10-08-2003, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by asmjm39
Sweet Snickers bring your A-game to Seattle. We will duel to the death woo! i will bring it!

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:32 PM
Example.

Me on airplane.


To random person:

"Woo, last time I was on one of these, I was drug off by the SWAT team."

droseh41
10-08-2003, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Example.

Me on airplane.


To random person:

"Woo, last time I was on one of these, I was drug off by the SWAT team."

:lol :lol

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Example.

Me on airplane.


To random person:

"Woo, last time I was on one of these, I was drug off by the SWAT team."


:lol :lol :lol :lol

Bartender84
10-08-2003, 11:35 PM
:lol:lol:lol:lol

didn't want to be left out

katedid81
10-08-2003, 11:37 PM
:lol :lol :lol


i'm a follower

musicmad
10-08-2003, 11:37 PM
hellllllo u beautiful people:D

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:38 PM
hi liv

droseh41
10-08-2003, 11:38 PM
I started it! I'm a leader. :)

katedid81
10-08-2003, 11:38 PM
miss O!

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 11:39 PM
hey olive :)

Bartender84
10-08-2003, 11:39 PM
Only on Ants would a leader of a group be someone who is not even at driving age yet

musicmad
10-08-2003, 11:40 PM
hey:multi :bounce :freak hehehe...


and i'm stillllll stone cold sober

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:41 PM
Today, my friend and I went to the lake to get the boat out of the water for the winter, and afterwards we went into the marina for a bite to eat.

My friend was paying with his credit card.
And me being a dick said rather loud but pretending to be secretive, "HAHAHAHAHA, I can't believe people still fall for that thing dude, you are so lucky."


The waitress came back not 20 seconds later and asked for two additional forms of ID to confirm the card.

I got mother fucked for the next two hours.


It was good times.

dmbnj79
10-08-2003, 11:42 PM
:lol

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:43 PM
Rich I would have to give you the MF treatment for that one.

Note to self- Pay in cash next summer

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by asmjm39
Rich I would have to give you the MF treatment for that one.

Note to self- Pay in cash next summer


:lol

Bartender84
10-08-2003, 11:44 PM
:lol

katedid81
10-08-2003, 11:47 PM
rich is a nasty bastard (pronounced the way renee zellweger says it in Bridget Jones's Diary)

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:48 PM
bugger

katedid81
10-08-2003, 11:53 PM
bollocks!

musicmad
10-08-2003, 11:55 PM
i love the word bugger....its so freaking classy:lol imagine the queen saying that..

ahem:*puts on brit accent..not hard seeing as i'm british*:lol

"oh bugger charles! the corgy just pooped on my brand new shoe":lol

katedid81
10-08-2003, 11:56 PM
bugger is great!

i used Brit speak in regular conversation and get weird looks.

i need to go to Britian i guess

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:57 PM
hows the rum Snickers?

katedid81
10-08-2003, 11:57 PM
the rum is good

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:58 PM
Love the Rum

recentlytrippin
10-08-2003, 11:58 PM
Ok, everyone. It is that time again.

I am retiring to my sleep quarters.

Have a nice night and tomorrow!

asmjm39
10-08-2003, 11:59 PM
Night Rich!

musicmad
10-09-2003, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by katedid81
bugger is great!

i used Brit speak in regular conversation and get weird looks.

i need to go to Britian i guess

bugger bollocks...ooh heres a swell brit saying..when u like someone/something..u say.."ah they are the dogs bollocks":lol

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 12:06 AM
What up kids

asmjm39
10-09-2003, 12:08 AM
nada

musicmad
10-09-2003, 12:11 AM
heyo freddie

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Today, my friend and I went to the lake to get the boat out of the water for the winter, and afterwards we went into the marina for a bite to eat.

My friend was paying with his credit card.
And me being a dick said rather loud but pretending to be secretive, "HAHAHAHAHA, I can't believe people still fall for that thing dude, you are so lucky."


The waitress came back not 20 seconds later and asked for two additional forms of ID to confirm the card.

I got mother fucked for the next two hours.


It was good times.

:lol

asmjm39
10-09-2003, 12:18 AM
Time for dindin

musicmad
10-09-2003, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by asmjm39
Time for dindin

im gunna have fries for dinner...and a vege spring roll maybe cos i hate fish

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 12:23 AM
i'm drinking iced tea.

not yueng.

bah.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by musicmad
bugger bollocks...ooh heres a swell brit saying..when u like someone/something..u say.."ah they are the dogs bollocks":lol *committed to memory*

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 12:24 AM
I have another meeting in 20 minuties. That is so not cool.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
i'm drinking iced tea.

not yueng.

bah. i'm drinking rum and coke :D

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by katedid81
i'm drinking rum and coke :D

You drunk.








gimmie one

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 12:26 AM
dang you, kate. :)

katedid81
10-09-2003, 12:27 AM
not even buzzed.

what can i say, i like it hard.

musicmad
10-09-2003, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by katedid81
*committed to memory*

good on ya chica...:D

bye guys i gotta go have dinner...

ill miss you all:(

katedid81
10-09-2003, 12:28 AM
bye Lady O

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by katedid81
not even buzzed.

what can i say, i like it hard.

Oh I'm sure you do.

Laters Olivia.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 12:31 AM
i'm long and i'm strong, and i'm down to get the friction on

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 12:32 AM
I am one hungry guy right now.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 12:34 AM
i am one girl right now.

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 12:45 AM
I gotta go do this meeting thing. I'll be back and the alcohol better be waitin'!!!

Actually, no.

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 12:51 AM
damn camedia. lets me crop pictures, but they're still too damn big.

#36firedancer
10-09-2003, 01:09 AM
I need more 'Cock...

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 01:10 AM
:lol @ jess

katedid81
10-09-2003, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by #36firedancer
I need more 'Cock...

#36firedancer
10-09-2003, 01:14 AM
no... seriously... :lol

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 01:37 AM
goodnight cocks!!

maxpower
10-09-2003, 01:38 AM
Night Ree!

Hello Cock. :)

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 01:39 AM
Night Rob-O.

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 01:40 AM
Ree left...:(

Rob's here. :)

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 01:41 AM
I'm not going anywhere.

maxpower
10-09-2003, 01:42 AM
Sup Freddie! Long time no talk.

So. . . . would it be bad if I bought a shit load of beer and got trashed tonight even though I have a 7:30 am class??? I'm considering it. . .

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 01:42 AM
You just said you were leaving?

maxpower
10-09-2003, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
I'm not going anywhere.

Are you sleeping at your computer again??? hehehe :)

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 01:43 AM
Please. Y'all know it's hard for me to get off the cock.

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by maxpower
Sup Freddie! Long time no talk.

So. . . . would it be bad if I bought a shit load of beer and got trashed tonight even though I have a 7:30 am class??? I'm considering it. . .

Today, I left for my 5:30pm class at 5pm...at 4pm, I had a 24 ounce Redskins mug full of wine.


Doin' well man. Baby's good...it's tiring, but good. Glad you had a good time in LA.

jprzybys
10-09-2003, 01:44 AM
It is never too late or too early to drink, no matter what you have to do next.

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
Please. Y'all know it's hard for me to get off the cock.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd, you're in.

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 01:47 AM
:lol @ Freddo

Yay. I remember the days when I used to get quoted all of the time. Now I feel fricken special, yo.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 01:47 AM
man, my roommate is a playa

maxpower
10-09-2003, 01:49 AM
Babies are cool.

jcantrell82
10-09-2003, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by katedid81
man, my roommate is a playa

my roommate was a conniving bitch who was pretty damn good at preaching to me about what a sinner i was. then she would torture me with the daily rotation of "The Nanny," "Trading Spaces," and "The Golden Girls."

then she tossed in a few reality shows and i went fucking CRAZY.

oh, and did i mention the tim mcgraw? oh holy Lord. it was horrible.

maxpower
10-09-2003, 01:52 AM
So. . . . . . are you saying you didn't like this girl??? Or that you just wanted casual sex?

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 01:52 AM
I find myself craving the Cock late at night.

I think I'm addicted to the cock.

I'm on a roll. Hey now.

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by jcantrell82
my roommate was a conniving bitch who was pretty damn good at preaching to me about what a sinner i was. then she would torture me with the daily rotation of "The Nanny," "Trading Spaces," and "The Golden Girls."

then she tossed in a few reality shows and i went fucking CRAZY.

oh, and did i mention the tim mcgraw? oh holy Lord. it was horrible.

Jamie, that has absolutely nothing to do with being a player.

maxpower
10-09-2003, 01:53 AM
Who doesn't crave a good Cock?

jcantrell82
10-09-2003, 01:53 AM
Originally posted by maxpower
So. . . . . . are you saying you didn't like this girl??? Or that you just wanted casual sex?

yeah mostly i just wanted to fuck her.

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by maxpower
Who doesn't crave a good Cock?

Whoever doesn't is a lesbian.

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
I find myself craving the Cock late at night.

I think I'm addicted to the cock.

I'm on a roll. Hey now.

Well, you keep mixing up 'Cock, Cock, and cock, we're pretty much assuming the worst right now.



...Or maybe the better for you I suppose.

maxpower
10-09-2003, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
Whoever doesn't is a lesbian.

They just crave the fake cock in the form of a strap on.

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 01:55 AM
TOO MUCH COCK!

katedid81
10-09-2003, 01:56 AM
rummmmm and coke

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 01:57 AM
Kate...you loaded yet?

COOL! The Stroke is on! Reminds me of Billy Madison.

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 01:57 AM
Are you drunk yet? You've been drinking rum and coke since yesterday.


.......if I was a little more dyslexic, that would make for an interesting sentence.

maxpower
10-09-2003, 01:58 AM
It appears that it's that special time of day I like to call "I'm off work" time. Therefore, I will be leaving work. Which is good.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 01:58 AM
well i was eating dinner when i had the first one

i haven't been drinkin steadily enough...i'm workin on it though

i swear i could drink an entire fifth of rum by myself


hell, i drank an entire fifth of vodka on my 22nd birfday

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 01:59 AM
Shit. It's Thursday here in Jerz and you're just leaving work now.

STRANGE.

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:00 AM
It's only 10pm. The local news just came on.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:01 AM
just hit midnight here

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:01 AM
It's 1am here.

Gary's trying to tell me something regarding anal sex. I don't know if I want to hear this.

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
Gary's trying to tell me something regarding anal sex. I don't know if I want to hear this.

Yes you do.

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:02 AM
:lol I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEW you were gonna say that!!

He said it sounds like tupperware.

Tupperware and Anal?

WTF. He hangs out with Rich too much.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:04 AM
I think i'm going to the dave and friends show in Seattle

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:04 AM
I'm too predictable. I know.

Though I'm not how anal sex and tupperware go together...I'll let you two work on that...be sure to report back.

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:05 AM
I don't know. I can't quite understand what he's getting at.

He's discussing anal sex.

Then he said tupperware. Hmmm. I don't want to know anymore. It's been two weeks since I last had sex.

(*^(*#)^%)(*&#^$)(&@*^$

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:06 AM
freddie you mean you've never had anal with tupperware...check it....here's how it goes...............

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:06 AM
:lol

and now watch freddie find a picture to go with it.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
I don't know. I can't quite understand what he's getting at.

He's discussing anal sex.

Then he said tupperware. Hmmm. I don't want to know anymore. It's been two weeks since I last had sex.

(*^(*#)^%)(*&#^$)(&@*^$ 3 weeks here. need sex.

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:07 AM
can we get an order of sex for katie?

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
It's been two weeks since I last had sex.



Don't even get me started.

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:08 AM
well duh. your wife just had baby funk.

when can she start having sex again?

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
:lol

and now watch freddie find a picture to go with it.

I wasn't going to...but you forced me too. I don't feel like thinking outside box for that one though. But here's something that popped up for 'tupperware' and 'sex'.

http://www.kittyempire.org/fall99/mounted.jpg

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
well duh. your wife just had baby funk.

when can she start having sex again?

To be safe, December.

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:10 AM
:lol that's fricken hysterical.

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by landsharkrugger
To be safe, December.

oh dear.

freddie, how bout i hold out until december just so you're not alone?

gary's going to kill me.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
can we get an order of sex for katie? i don't know. i wish there was a mcdonalds of sex. i'd like that #7 supersized

mrottondo
10-09-2003, 02:12 AM
:lol

Bartender84
10-09-2003, 02:13 AM
Sexdonald's. Now that would be awesome

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by katedid81
i don't know. i wish there was a mcdonalds of sex. i'd like that #7 supersized

Katie, I think you're on to something......

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
oh dear.
freddie, how bout i hold out until december just so you're not alone?
gary's going to kill me.

If you did that, I'd give you the tote bag that Tom won for the baby pool!

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:14 AM
:lol i don't know if i can resist him though.

that fine italian ass of his.

god help me if he reads this.

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by katedid81
i don't know. i wish there was a mcdonalds of sex. i'd like that #7 supersized

Yeah, that would be located right next to Ruff's Guns and Liquor.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
Katie, I think you're on to something...... i WISH i was on something

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Yeah, that would be located right next to Ruff's Guns and Liquor. damn i wanna shop there.

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
:lol i don't know if i can resist him though.

that fine italian ass of his.

god help me if he reads this.

No tote bag for you. It was pretty sweet too.

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=77320&perpage=25&highlight=baby%20pool&pagenumber=3

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by katedid81
damn i wanna shop there.

If any Ant comes to visit me here, I'll make sure we stop by.

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:18 AM
I wanna go shop there too, damnit.

Crumbo
10-09-2003, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by katedid81
i don't know. i wish there was a mcdonalds of sex. i'd like that #7 supersized

there is....but it's in Nevada:cool:

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
I wanna go shop there too, damnit.
Like I said...CO ain't that far. ;)

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:20 AM
k, i now have a desire to go to AZ

Bartender84
10-09-2003, 02:20 AM
I've been to AZ, my grandpa lives there. Way too hot

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:21 AM
If I get another bonus, I believe I'll be headed to CO in January.

:)

Gary's watching blind date uncensored.

Gary: Wow. They're banging. Whoa.
Ree: Is it making you think of me?
Gary: It's making me think of how I'm going to bang you.

:lol he can be so romantic!! :lol

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by katedid81
k, i now have a desire to go to AZ
That'll fade.

Originally posted by Bartender84
I've been to AZ, my grandpa lives there. Way too hot

Old people...yup, that's AZ.

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:25 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
If I get another bonus, I believe I'll be headed to CO in January.

:)

Gary's watching blind date uncensored.

Gary: Wow. They're banging. Whoa.
Ree: Is it making you think of me?
Gary: It's making me think of how I'm going to bang you.

:lol he can be so romantic!! :lol

No reason to beat around the bush. Just beat the bush.

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:25 AM
:lol

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:27 AM
i love a lively cock

dmbnj79
10-09-2003, 02:28 AM
as much as i love you all, it's bed time.

i'll talk to you (some of you) in the morning.

night, cockers!

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:29 AM
we must keep the cock alive though the ree is retiring

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by dmbnj79
as much as i love you all, it's bed time.

i'll talk to you (some of you) in the morning.

night, cockers!

Yeah. By the time I get up, you guys are hittin' lunch time already. Enjoy the night's sleep. And re-think that whole December thing...then we could be no-sex buddies and you can make witty comments about how you're not gettin' any with me.

Okay, maybe not.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:30 AM
dammit. i wanna get some.

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:31 AM
This 'Cock is up. I got the late shift.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:32 AM
good good.

i got it too.

mrottondo
10-09-2003, 02:34 AM
i'm on the 'cock, no problem

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 02:34 AM
I bet you are Marc.

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:39 AM
w00t w00t

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:58 AM
UP COCK UP!

jprzybys
10-09-2003, 02:58 AM
w000000000000000000000000000t

katedid81
10-09-2003, 02:59 AM
hell yeah we got the KP

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 03:00 AM
See, it's up again.

jprzybys
10-09-2003, 03:01 AM
Originally posted by katedid81
hell yeah we got the KP

im all about cockin it up, but I need a beer

katedid81
10-09-2003, 03:02 AM
i love it when it is up

katedid81
10-09-2003, 03:02 AM
Originally posted by jprzybys
im all about cockin it up, but I need a beer i have rum and coke

jprzybys
10-09-2003, 03:03 AM
Originally posted by katedid81
i have rum and coke

It tastes so good on the lips!!!

jprzybys
10-09-2003, 03:05 AM
Kate, I would just like to say that your cock inuendos are legendary and always good for a laugh:)

katedid81
10-09-2003, 03:06 AM
Originally posted by jprzybys
Kate, I would just like to say that your cock inuendos are legendary and always good for a laugh:) aww. why thank you!

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 03:07 AM
She works it like that.

jprzybys
10-09-2003, 03:08 AM
She does know how to work the cock


Originally posted by katedid81
aww. why thank you!

welcome:)

katedid81
10-09-2003, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by landsharkrugger
She works it like that. write my name down flip it and reverse it

jprzybys
10-09-2003, 03:13 AM
I dont get it

katedid81
10-09-2003, 03:15 AM
missy elliot song

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 03:15 AM
Missy Elliot

katedid81
10-09-2003, 03:16 AM
ooooo i beat freddie.

jprzybys
10-09-2003, 03:17 AM
Originally posted by katedid81
ooooo i beat freddie.
you have beaten the cockfather
the student has become the teacher

RuggerSelkie
10-09-2003, 03:17 AM
And it felt good.

jprzybys
10-09-2003, 03:18 AM
Originally posted by landsharkrugger
And it felt good.

touche'