Party At The Hancock

[maxpower]

Yeah. Where is that fucking Uruguanian??

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
Yeah. Where is that fucking Uruguanian??

probably at your mamma's, no doubt.

[DMBFanWI418]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
*tosses a beer to melissa* Thank you sweet pea!!!

w00t!! beer

I had a dream about beer last night...that's how badly I need it!!

[maxpower]

He wishes he could handle my mamma.

[maxpower]

So. . . . yeah. . . . sorta dead here. . . .

[Number27]

night folks....

[jcantrell82]

ughhh yeah...... ants sucks tonight.......

*crickets chirp*

[maxpower]

Night Carlos.

[jcantrell82]

"blood through my veins for you
you alone have all of me..."

[maxpower]

Hey baby. ;)

I love you.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
Hey baby. ;)

I love you.

i love you too, sweetheart. ;)

[maxpower]

Jamie, I think we own the cock tonight.

[jcantrell82]

honey, i always own the cock.

[maxpower]

Yes. Yes you do.

[jcantrell82]

hey rob, you know what's cool?

windows.

[asmjm39]

HA where is the party?

[maxpower]

Windows are pretty cool. Especially when you have a nice view of the city and all the people outside.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by asmjm39
HA where is the party?

I don't know! No one is around.

[asmjm39]

I know, it was dead earlier so I hit the PS2 for some companionship but that got old.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
Windows are pretty cool. Especially when you have a nice view of the city and all the people outside.

yeah. i really like windows. 9th floor windows.

i like to watch all the people coming and going.

[jcantrell82]

norm, it's fucking dead here. :(

[asmjm39]

hehe Police Academy rules.

[asmjm39]

Rob-time for drastic measures. Get up on that table!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
yeah. i really like windows. 9th floor windows.

i like to watch all the people coming and going.

Yeah. I like watching people coming. . . . . . . . and going too.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by asmjm39
hehe Police Academy rules.

fuckin' A.

that movie is so underrated.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Rob-time for drastic measures. Get up on that table!

I'm all over it!

*takes off pants - jumps on table*

wooooooooo!

[asmjm39]

Rob get off me! This isnt the Blue Oyster Bar!!!

[maxpower]

Oh. My bad.

I just get into table dancing sometimes.

[asmjm39]

Tis alright! Dance Away!!Hmmm I think since no one else is around...


*looks around, removes the pants*

Wow this is comfy!

[maxpower]

Isn't it?? People mock me. . . but it's nice not wearin' the pants.

There should be a law that says it's ok to not wear pants in public. I'd spend less time in jail.

[jcantrell82]

the Blue Oyster Bar was great.

i love how someone would ALWAYS accidentally stumble in......
*cue homo-erotic music*

[asmjm39]

You could hear a pin drop in here tonight

[DMBFanWI418]

look at this...I'm gone for 2 minutes and you guys turn it into some gay hang out...with cocks out everywhere...what the foo?!

You need some estrogen in here!

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
the Blue Oyster Bar was great.

i love how someone would ALWAYS accidentally stumble in......
*cue homo-erotic music*

I loved how they would always do the tango. That was some funny crap.

[asmjm39]

Break out the female parts!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by DMBFanWI418
look at this...I'm gone for 2 minutes and you guys turn it into some gay hang out...with cocks out everywhere...what the foo?!

You need some estrogen in here!

Are you saying another wet t-shirt contest is in order?

[DMBFanWI418]

Originally posted by maxpower
Are you saying another wet t-shirt contest is in order? What the hell?! Why not...if I'm having a bad night, I might as well be wet and cold and hanging with the cocks.

hose me down buddy!

[asmjm39]

Ill judge!!

[DMBFanWI418]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Ill judge!! there isn't much to judge if I"m by myself!!

[asmjm39]

Well tehn you win! But I think Jaime is around here somewhere

[maxpower]

Jamie could get in on this too though.

mmmmmmmmmmmm. . . wet boobs. . .

[DMBFanWI418]

come on Jamie...don't make me do this by myself!!

*puts on white t-shirt, and prepares for the water and beer*

[asmjm39]

She did you a load of beads!

[maxpower]

Hell yeah she did! She rocks my socks.

Hang on. Let me break out the hose again.

[DMBFanWI418]

Originally posted by asmjm39
She did you a load of beads! I get beads?!

Don't spray my face...it took me forever to get my make up right tonight!!! Keep it on the chest guys.

[jcantrell82]

hey hey, here i am :D

beads and all

[asmjm39]

Rob! Rob! Rob!

[asmjm39]

Jaime, youre site is still down!:(

[DMBFanWI418]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
hey hey, here i am :D

beads and all are you ready to get all wet my cock sista?!

[asmjm39]

Yeah! Get wet!!

[maxpower]

Hang on. The hose is gonna spray!

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by DMBFanWI418
are you ready to get all wet my cock sista?!

fuck yeah i am!! :D

rob, spray me down, baby!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
fuck yeah i am!! :D

rob, spray me down, baby!

Ok. Here it comes!!

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by asmjm39
I loved how they would always do the tango. That was some funny crap.

i hate to bring this up, but i can't resist.

remember mr. sweetchuck? the guy who had his arm in that weird cast thing?? :lol

[asmjm39]

Speechless....

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
i hate to bring this up, but i can't resist.

remember mr. sweetchuck? the guy who had his arm in that weird cast thing?? :lol

Wasnt he roomies with Mr Zed the former gang leader of the Scullions?

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Wasnt he roomies with Mr Zed the former gang leader of the Scullions?

:lol :lol

yeah!!
that was the one where zed (riding a motorcycle) pulled up next to mr. sweetchuck (riding a moped) and said "nice bike............ where do you put the batteries?" and then he made all these crazy faces..... holy shit i laugh so hard when i watch that.

[maxpower]

I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

[asmjm39]

I once farted IN a blue lagoon!

[DMBFanWI418]

Originally posted by maxpower
I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon. :lol

classic

[jcantrell82]

baby!! check it out!

a website created with you in mind. :lol

http://www.wherearemypants.com/

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
baby!! check it out!

a website created with you in mind. :lol

http://www.wherearemypants.com/

Who do you think created it?? ;)

[DMBFanWI418]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
baby!! check it out!

a website created with you in mind. :lol

http://www.wherearemypants.com/ nice

[katedid81]

w00t w00t

[jcantrell82]

WHAT UP KAT??????? :D

[katedid81]

I'M HOME!

[katedid81]

what up in the 'cock tonight?

[maxpower]

Hey Kate

[katedid81]

hey ya'll!

[DMBFanWI418]

word cock sister

[katedid81]

where did everyone go?

[DMBFanWI418]

dunno.

probably looking for Rob's pants

[katedid81]

oh man.

i'm drimking a warm bud light

[maxpower]

Hell. I can never find my pants when I've been drinking.

Look at this y'all!

http://www.stormbringer.tv/users/flash/ghettodilta/

[jcantrell82]

:lol

that's some funny shit rob.

wherever did you find it? ;)

[katedid81]

i saw booty!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
wherever did you find it? ;)

;)

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by katedid81
i saw booty!

i saw cock!

[katedid81]

dude i'm so gonna fly that shit so i get to chill with a spliff and some fine as cootchies and fly where day dun been and yeah.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
i saw cock! JIMI HAT!
i wanna priint screen it and make it my new avatar

[maxpower]

hahahaha

jimi hat

[DMBFanWI418]

:lol LMAO

[katedid81]

i could do it1 i would be dmb related!

[DMBFanWI418]

Originally posted by katedid81
i could do it1 i would be dmb related! true that...do it do it do it!!

make the cockers proud!!

[jcantrell82]

at delta, we loves us some flyin'....... and it be showin' like a mother*bleep*

[DMBFanWI418]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
at delta, we loves us some flyin'....... and it be showin' like a mother*bleep* :lol :lol :lol :lol

hey...wait...I'm flying Delta in December...eek!!:eek:

[katedid81]

i could be the ultimate cocker. go whre no other cocker has gone before. a cock avatar.

do you hear the music folks?

[maxpower]

Can I have a boobs avatar?

[DMBFanWI418]

Originally posted by katedid81
i could be the ultimate cocker. go whre no other cocker has gone before. a cock avatar.

do you hear the music folks? it's like the opening to The Empire Strikes Back...*music swells as all cockers bow*

[DMBFanWI418]

Originally posted by maxpower
Can I have a boobs avatar? why not?

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by DMBFanWI418
hey...wait...I'm flying Delta in December...eek!!:eek:

yeah, HOPEFULLY i'll be flying in december too..... or january.....

[DMBFanWI418]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
yeah, HOPEFULLY i'll be flying in december too..... or january..... December, January, and March for me...from Myrtle Beach to Wisconsin, Detroit, Chicago (then driving to Toronto)

[katedid81]

jaaaaaaaaaamie, where ya goin?

dave and friends????? :D

[maxpower]

Sweet. Go boobs!!

Hopefully you'll be flying too.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by katedid81
jaaaaaaaaaamie, where ya goin?

dave and friends????? :D

nope. goin' to see my rob, if possible.

[katedid81]

well dat's good too. but i think you guys should go to dave and friend in seattle

[jcantrell82]

yeah alright kat, you give us some cash and we'll make it happen :D ;)

[katedid81]

:( i'm tryin to get the cash too

[maxpower]

How the hell did you get a picture of my penis Kate??

[katedid81]

am i going to get in trouble for having a jimi hat penis pube avatar?

[jcantrell82]

i think it's possible, kat. :(

but until then, rock on!!!! :D

[katedid81]

Originally posted by maxpower
How the hell did you get a picture of my penis Kate?? one word: fundraising.

[maxpower]

Damn that fundraising!! They told me it was for PBS. Those lying sons of bitches.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by maxpower
Damn that fundraising!! They told me it was for PBS. Those lying sons of bitches. yeah. you got screwed.

[maxpower]

and not in the fun "I just had an orgasm" way

[jcantrell82]

i wanna get screwed!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
i wanna get screwed!

How YOU doin'??

[katedid81]

i wanna get fucked!

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
How YOU doin'??

soooooo good. ;)

come pick me up baby. :( i miss ya.

[maxpower]

I miss you too honey. :(

We'll go out and get some steak.

[maxpower]

Night all! I be out 'dis biatch.

Sweet dreams.

[katedid81]

don't foget yo spliff and ...

night!

[mrottondo]

Kate...i miss that alpaca :(

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by katedid81
one word: fundraising.


You could have a bake sale. Bake some really good brownies, they usually go fast.:lol :lol

[jcantrell82]

wow. it was sooooooo fucking slow here last night.

you people need to get your shit together.
the 'cock comes before all else.

[katedid81]

i miss the alpaca too marcelo :(

but i have to represent!

[jcantrell82]

kat what happened to the jimi thang?? :lol

did you get in trouble? ;)

[katedid81]

well in the spirit of the jimi thang, i pulled out and took it off to prevent an unwanted situation from arising

[dancergirl40ky]

Good Answer LOL- I was busy last night at a school fall festival. I didn't get to see the Jimi Thang :(

[katedid81]

the jimi thang:

[dancergirl40ky]

LOL That is great. They wouldn't let you have it huh? We can have a boobs thread that is more than boobs, but you cant have that?

[katedid81]

oh, i changed it before any of the mods saw it.

i mean, it is a little tacky...but so funny at the same time. ghetto airlines...

[mrottondo]

hahaha jimi thang :lol

[katedid81]

people don't really take me seriously anyway. i figured with a shlong avatar i'd be taken even less seriously.

[asmjm39]

Alo!

[katedid81]

hola

[asmjm39]

Hows life in the SHow me state?

[katedid81]

life is grand in the show me state. how's life in the pacific northwest?

how do you like my new alpaca?

[asmjm39]

Alpaca of the week, that is classic. Life is good.

[katedid81]

:D do the alpaca rock

[Trainer2375]

Hey 'Cockers!! just got back from hanging out with the Cockfather :)

he wanted me to tell everybody hi for him. :)

[Bartender84]

I want my own alpaca

[asmjm39]

any alpaca would run from that scary ass monkey

[Bartender84]

the monkey has been trained to not hurt alpacas

[Trainer2375]

hey Norm...Freddie wanted me to tell you taht seatle Dave and friends show is very possible. he's tryin to convince me to go too...

[katedid81]

w00t! you should go heather! i might be going too!

[Bartender84]

Kate, you should bring Teddy Ruxpin with you if you come

[Trainer2375]

Originally posted by katedid81
w00t! you should go heather! i might be going too!

that's what i heard! that would be awesome. I really wanna go, but i also would like to get out to Boston area and maybe see a show, so i odnt' know if i can afford both, but we'll see.....it would be fun :D

[katedid81]

hmm. it would nice for you to get to go to boston area...

but if that doesn't work out...seattle is the way to go :D

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Bartender84
Kate, you should bring Teddy Ruxpin with you if you come i don't have a teddy ruxpin nor do i have an alpaca to call my very own :(

[Trainer2375]

Originally posted by katedid81
hmm. it would nice for you to get to go to boston area...

but if that doesn't work out...seattle is the way to go :D

i'm definately considering it...you'll have to let me know if you are going for sure. :)

i am sunburnt and tired, gonna go take a nap before going out to drink tonight. see ya's later :D

[katedid81]

laterness cuz.


mmm, i could go out and drink tonight...

[asmjm39]

Man you guys are gettting me way too excited for January!

[katedid81]

i don't know what to do right now.

i'm just sitting here.

i kind of wish i was at home in KC.

[droseh41]

WOO! I am currently on my first babysitting job. The boys are in bed...so I figured why not sneak on the computer?! :D

[Bartender84]

I wonder... if you were to give an alpaca some Red Bull, would it turn into a flying alpaca?

[katedid81]

what the heck is on tv on a saturday night?

i'm not used to being home on sat night

[Bartender84]

Originally posted by katedid81
what the heck is on tv on a saturday night?

i'm not used to being home on sat night

Cubs game :)

[asmjm39]

Pay per porn!!

The 'Cock now has private viewing rooms!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Pay per porn!!

The 'Cock now has private viewing rooms! :lol

[droseh41]

Hehe..I just told them I would call their mommy if they didn't go to sleep soon. :D

[asmjm39]

Damn D drop the hammer!

[katedid81]

i don't think i ever threatened to call the parents...

what did i do?

[Bartender84]

D, I'm glad I never had you as a babysitter

[droseh41]

Originally posted by Bartender84
D, I'm glad I never had you as a babysitter

Hey, I'm a good babysitter. :) I didn't say it meanly..but they were supposed to be asleep an hour ago. :p

[droseh41]

And I let them go into bed a half hour later than their mom said to! :p

[Bartender84]

But threatening to call the parents. When you're a kid, that's like kicking you in the nuts. My babysitter only threatened to take away my video game priviledges :lol

[musicmad]

heyyyyyyyyyyyy

[katedid81]

heyyyy

[droseh41]

Oh my god. Chase started crying, so I went upstairs to check on them. Jake said that he didn't want to sleep with him cause he was farting too much. And Chase is scared to sleep alone. So, I finally convinced him to sleep in his own bed. Then he wants me to read him a story. So after that, he makes me sit outside his room for 10 minutes. :rolleyes: He's cute though. :p

[musicmad]

hehe..hows you chicana?

[asmjm39]

Man little kid farts stink too. My daughter can clear the room!

[katedid81]

i'm good miss Liv


and dayna, that farting story is funny

[musicmad]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Man little kid farts stink too. My daughter can clear the room!

my dads butt is leathal...seriously...i was feeling kinda dizzy last night and all he ate was a burger..a freaking burger dammit:lol :D

stop the madness....*echo* the madness...the madness

ahem...*cough..sorry cough*

[musicmad]

Originally posted by katedid81
i'm good miss Liv


and dayna, that farting story is funny

hehe..i love that.."miss liv" makes me feel special:)

[The Sean]

hey, ive got a fart program. but its an exe. if i host it will people download it?

[musicmad]

Originally posted by steinauf85
hey, ive got a fart program. but its an exe. if i host it will people download it?

ok count me in...:)

[asmjm39]

Perhaps the orgy should occur in the'Cock

[katedid81]

okay

[asmjm39]

the 'cock always is in on the Orgy!

[katedid81]

damn right

[Fluff]

hi

[katedid81]

welcome!

[asmjm39]

I'd quote you form last night but I feel your pain(or lack there of)!

[droseh41]

If those boys aren't asleep .. i'm kicking some serious ass.

[musicmad]

sweeeeeeeeet

[Bartender84]

We should take the orgy over to the wall, and then advertise it online. That should get more people to join the board

[katedid81]

Originally posted by asmjm39
I'd quote you form last night but I feel your pain(or lack there of)! me?

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by katedid81
me?

Oh yes you! A cetain need or want if I recall correctly...:p

[katedid81]

from last night?

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by katedid81
i wanna get fucked!


:eek:

:eek:

[LovelyLady41]

Sup.

-Rich

[katedid81]

oh yeah! i did say that!


yo rich/alison

[droseh41]

Justin is all over me. :eek:

[musicmad]

oh man:) ;) :lol

[asmjm39]

Richie rich!

[LovelyLady41]

How's it going???

Lot's of crazy stuff here today... Huh???

[asmjm39]

No doubt there but the 'Cock will live on here or at the Wall!

[katedid81]

damn right!

[Bartender84]

the 'Cock will never die

[katedid81]

rum time?

[LovelyLady41]

Too many people take themselves way too seriously in this world...

Hang out at the 'Cock and keep your cockin mouth shut...
you no what i'm saying?

It made me not want to be here earlier today...

[asmjm39]

Oh yeah!

[droseh41]

Originally posted by LovelyLady41
Too many people take themselves way too seriously in this world...

Hang out at the 'Cock and keep your cockin mouth shut...
you no what i'm saying?

It made me not want to be here earlier today...

I know what you mean.

[Bartender84]

Luckily, I wasn't here earlier today when all this went down. I was off seeing a movie.

[musicmad]

cock off to all people who don't wanna be cockin' it:lol ok whaaaaaaaaat the heck did i just say:lol

[katedid81]

i was here.

there really isn't a good way for this whole thing to go down, you know?

[Bartender84]

Originally posted by musicmad
cock off to all people who don't wanna be cockin' it:lol ok whaaaaaaaaat the heck did i just say:lol

made sense to me. it's 'Cock talk. people not in the 'Cock won't get it

[katedid81]

hey, speaking of going down...

[Bartender84]

Originally posted by katedid81
hey, speaking of going down...

and once again, the subject turns to sex :lol

[asmjm39]

Whoa, goin down in the 'Cock!

[LovelyLady41]

Originally posted by katedid81
hey, speaking of going down...




:eek:

[LovelyLady41]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Whoa, goin down in the 'Cock!


Yeah, Kate.:lol

[katedid81]

i had to get us back on the 'Cockin topic ya'll

[asmjm39]

She does love the 'Cock you know!

[LovelyLady41]

Originally posted by katedid81
i had to get us back on the 'Cockin topic ya'll


Sorry, I got ya'll off topic.:)

[katedid81]

all is good in the 'Cock

that's why i love it

[asmjm39]

The 'Cock still loves you Rich!

[LovelyLady41]

Originally posted by asmjm39
The 'Cock still loves you Rich!


Thanks Norm.:)

[asmjm39]

Yee haw!

[droseh41]

I'm talking to Stacey's husband now!! :lol :lol

[Bartender84]

Oh yeah, it's rockin in the cock...in

[katedid81]

Originally posted by droseh41
I'm talking to Stacey's husband now!! :lol :lol awesome!

he should become an ant too

[droseh41]

Seriously, I know like her whole family now. It's scary. :p

[recentlytrippin]

Ok, I feel better now...
Some of the things that I felt like posting would have been pretty obscure coming from a LovelyLady. :D

[asmjm39]

I envision Rich taking of his Alison suit to emerge as HEMAN!

[katedid81]

haha. OMG. nice quote there rich!

[asmjm39]

I think Ree has a good Los quote

[musicmad]

Originally posted by katedid81
hey, speaking of going down...

hehehe;) oh kate..honestly..lol:lol

[maxpower]

*walks into thread*

Sup party people?

*takes off pants*

[Bartender84]

*covers eyes*

[katedid81]

w00t! we got a party up in here

[recentlytrippin]

*throws Rob's pants in the bon fire*



Shit, his wallet was in there...


Sorry Brotha.

[asmjm39]

Let the party get loud!

[Bartender84]

Don't worry, there wasn't any money in it. I took it all out

[maxpower]

No!! I had a condom in that wallet. I mean, sure I've had that somma-bitch since high school, but I was planning on having sex someday. :(

[katedid81]

aight, music or snl?

[droseh41]

Time to get off the computer so they don't find me on it when they get home. ;)

[recentlytrippin]

Bye Dee Dee!

[katedid81]

i just broke out the bacardi :evil

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by katedid81
aight, music or snl?


I just put SNL on.

[asmjm39]

whos host?

[maxpower]

Go with some SNL Kate. It's good shit.

Leaving already Lil' D?? Well, you have a good night. Go tease some 18 year old boys about how you're still "jail bait." It'll be fun! ;)

[katedid81]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
I just put SNL on. i did too


JT tonight

[Bartender84]

Originally posted by katedid81
aight, music or snl?

depends on what kind of music you're gonna listen to

[katedid81]

mmm, rum. mmm.

[asmjm39]

Kate dont hum on the rum, the 'Cock will get jealous

[droseh41]

Originally posted by maxpower
Go with some SNL Kate. It's good shit.

Leaving already Lil' D?? Well, you have a good night. Go tease some 18 year old boys about how you're still "jail bait." It'll be fun! ;)

Oh, I'll be back later tonight when I'm home. :p

And that reminds me of a shirt that I posted the link to before..I'll have to find it again. It said "You'd go to jail for this". ;)

[katedid81]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Kate dont hum on the rum, the 'Cock will get jealous haha. i need some more pop!

i ran out of coke. dammit.

and i only have a five and a ten...

now what?

[maxpower]

Originally posted by droseh41
Oh, I'll be back later tonight when I'm home. :p

And that reminds me of a shirt that I posted the link to before..I'll have to find it again. It said "You'd go to jail for this". ;)

:lol :lol

Awesome. You're one hell of a girl Lil' D.

[asmjm39]

Shots O Rum!

[katedid81]

bacardi and cherry coke now

shhhhh, i'm borrown the cherry coke from my roommie

[musicmad]

bye folks

[maxpower]

I'm telling Kate!! I'm telling!!!

*calls up Kate's roomate*

[asmjm39]

I love diet Cherry Coke!

[Bartender84]

*unplugs the phone* I'll protect you, Kate!

[katedid81]

bye Miss Liv!

[katedid81]

oh, don't worry, i will buy her some more pop

i just don't wanna go out in the rain to get some right now

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Bartender84
*unplugs the phone* I'll protect you, Kate! how U doin?

me-ow!

[maxpower]

Foiled by the ol' "unplugging of the phone" trick.

Curses!!