Party At The Hancock

[dancergirl40ky]

Night All, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[RuggerSelkie]

Later Miss Stacy. I'll have to try one of those drinks. Slumber well.

[Number27]

I had a dream I was Mormon last night Rob, it was awesome

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
I had a dream I was Mormon last night Rob, it was awesome my cousin in a mormon

[maxpower]

:lol

Wow. I think that's the first I've ever heard about someone dreaming of becoming Mormon.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
my cousin in a mormon

Errrrrrrrr

[katedid81]

i'm serious. she really is a mormon.

[RuggerSelkie]

You said 'IN' a morman.

[Number27]

Originally posted by maxpower
:lol

Wow. I think that's the first I've ever heard about someone dreaming of becoming Mormon.

This is why, this is an excerpt from my journal:
"I had the strangest dream last night...

I was in this hospital, and I was much older. I had to go for an ultra sound for my wife, who I didn't know who it was. I had to go around the back of the building to meet my wife's doctor. He told me what we would be looking at, and how she had been reading my journal and that I didn't want to have more than three kids (is that some sort of sign that I will be writing in here till I am that old?) and how she was upset at my revelation. Weird. Anyways, this curtain opened and we saw inside this room where my wife was. I saw Tiff in there (she had ballons, don't ask why, she just had them there), Ashley, Don, Megan and Dana. People that I have known for years, and they were all surrounding my wife. Weird. They all cleared out and we did the ultra sound. I was going to have twins. You wouldn't believe how happy I was, I was jumping up and down, being a crazy man. I rushed into the room and kissed this mystery lady and held her tight in my arms. I couldn't make out the face.

I still don't know who she is. I walked out of the room, and in the hall I met Sara. She was pregnant as well. She had ballons as well (obviously, Tiff had given them to her). She gave me a hug and told me that she was going to have a baby girl. She asked if I was excited. I told her, yes, a good friend of mine is going to have a baby, and so was my wife, and apperantly other people too...right at the same time. She laughed at me and looked at me with that warm smile and said "You sure have been busy since you became a Mormom. I'll see you at home later, now go and see Tiff, she is having her ultra sound right now"

I was shocked. I had three wives (apperantly, or I had gotten three different women pregnant) and so far, I was going to have three kids...all around the same time...

I fainted, then I woke up...

Crazy shit that I dream of..."

[katedid81]

oops.

is a mormon


her boyfriend is a mormon too


but they don't have sex

[maxpower]

Yeah, that premarital sex is sorta frowned upon when you're Mormon.

[katedid81]

when you're Catholic too :evil

oops

[maxpower]

That is one crazy dream Carlos. Guess you're gonna have quite a few kids yo!

[maxpower]

:lol

Yeah, I think most major religions don't like the whole premarital sex. Then again, most people in most major religions don't follow ALL the rules.

tee hee. . . :evil

[Number27]

Yea, that was one crazy dream.
I'm an non-practicing Catholic...so yea, haha

[katedid81]

penence(sp) is a good thing

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
when you're Catholic too :evil

oops

Most Christain religions are.

I'll admit that me and my wife got in on before we were married, but finding out past histories of my wife, I wish we both would have waited. :(

[Number27]

I respect anyone who waits to have sex till marrige. Its nice to have goals and aspirations. But, full sexual restrain in a relationship...that I can't do. I think I need a bit of action every once in a while if I am in a relationship, no matter how small that action is.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
I think I need a bit of action every once in a while if I am in a relationship, no matter how small that action is.

You probably don't want to use that phrase again, but I hear what you're saying.

[katedid81]

i don't know how people can be in a relationship and not do some of those things...those sexual things...oh yeah

[Number27]

Its not the most PC phrase, but you know what I am saying.

[katedid81]

i think maybe i'm just a hornball

oh well.

[Number27]

Originally posted by katedid81
i don't know how people can be in a relationship and not do some of those things...those sexual things...oh yeah
lots and lots and lots of mental and emotional strength...is that the right word that I want to use?

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
lots and lots and lots of mental and emotional strength...is that the right word that I want to use? is it worth it though?


not necessarily having sex, but other things

physical intimacy is natural in a romantic relationship; it's one of the ways you show your affection etc.

[katedid81]

is it really a romantic relationship without physical intimacy?


well, i guess long distance stuff like elizabeth barrett browning and robert browning

[Number27]

Originally posted by katedid81
is it worth it though?


not necessarily having sex, but other things

physical intimacy is natural in a romantic relationship; it's one of the ways you show your affection etc.
To some people it is.

Personally, I couldn't do it. Especially if I am in a certain place in a relationship, I need to express my love to that girl in another way then just kissing or saying "I Love You". That's why I only believe in having sex with someone you truly care for and love, and you must be mentally mature about that decision. This person may not be the person you will spend the rest of your life with, but its the one person you love the most at that time and you have the right to give that person sex or not. Your choice. Get what I am saying?

[RuggerSelkie]

My brother is getting married in Nov. and he and his fiance have never made out. They've been going out for almost two years.

I'm just saying that my ego was shattered a bit when I found out about some of the stuff about my wife's past. I don't like to have the picture in my head, but it's there. And that's what I don't like. There's other things too, but yeah.

I'm bi-polar in my competencies . Stuff that I know I'm good at, I know I'm good at (though I don't usually boast about). Stuff that I'm unsure about or don't think I'm good, I'm a puss.

[Number27]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I'm just saying that my ego was shattered a bit when I found out about some of the stuff about my wife's past. I don't like to have the picture in my head, but it's there. And that's what I don't like. There's other things too, but yeah.

I'm bi-polar in my competencies . Stuff that I know I'm good at, I know I'm good at (though I don't usually boast about). Stuff that I'm unsure about or don't think I'm good, I'm a puss.
This is me when it comes to that subject: The past is the past, and this is a brand new and beutiful situation. But I agree with you that I can be a bit intimidated when I hear about the past sexual relations of a girl I am dating. It happens to all of us Freddie, not just you.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
The past is the past, and this is a brand new and beutiful situation.

That's easier said than done.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
My brother is getting married in Nov. and he and his fiance have never made out. They've been going out for almost two years.

i think that makes things way too stressful

[Number27]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
That's easier said than done.
Yes, yes it is. I agree with you on that one.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
i think that makes things way too stressful

In what way? They're definitely okay. But I will say that they were bent on getting married in Nov (yeah, I'm having a problem typing 'november'...it's the alcohol i'm sure). I convinced him to move it back from October cuz of our new baby, but I was pushing for January. It did seem like they really wanted to get it on.

[Number27]

November Rain...
how old is your bro Freddie??

[katedid81]

it puts way to must pressure on both people

expectations etc


i just like to go with the flow



i mean, i am one who waited a lot longer than most to do anything because i wanted to be "sure" blah

i ended up throwing away all my firsts on people i didn't care about because i just wanted to get it all over with

[RuggerSelkie]

How old am I? 23? He'll be 21 in October. I think she's 19. Or maybe 18.

[Number27]

Originally posted by katedid81
i ended up throwing away all my firsts on people i didn't care about because i just wanted to get it all over with
that happens to a lot of people.
I like to say, I was ready when I did all the things I did.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
it puts way to must pressure on both people

expectations etc


i just like to go with the flow



i mean, i am one who waited a lot longer than most to do anything because i wanted to be "sure" blah

i ended up throwing away all my firsts on people i didn't care about because i just wanted to get it all over with

Ditto. I was 19. But, I still felt pressure the first time. I don't even know if it was her first time. Because of that pressure, I didn't even finish the first three times. There's pressure any way you look at it. Society makes it so.

[UJCdream]

cock

[katedid81]

i was ready to do the things i did

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by UJCdream
cock

Exactly. Enjoy:)

[UJCdream]

haha thanks freddie

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
i was ready to do the things i did

I was drunk. She was not. I was taken advantage of.

[UJCdream]

i want to join in on this convo. i was ready for all my firsts except for the first time i had sex. which i suppose is the most important one

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by UJCdream
haha thanks freddie

It's my job. It's what I do.


And I gotta break the seal. I swear my bladder is one of the smallest on the planet.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I was drunk. She was not. I was taken advantage of. i was drunk too
haha

[Number27]

mine was just...special....it was with someone i care for a lot

[katedid81]

actually, i saw the first guy i had sex with on friday night


i hid. haha.

[UJCdream]

yeah, my first time having sex i put off for a while in the relationship. he was older and experienced... but i was still unsure of it all. i cared for him very much, but just wasn't ready physically or mentally - ya know? so yeah. he kept pushing for it like everyday, and eventually i got tired of having to explain why. so i gave in. i regret it, but there's no getting it back now...

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by UJCdream
which i suppose is the most important one


Not necessarily. My first wasn't the most important. It was damn near screwed up. I felt like a jackass afterwards.

[Number27]

every time, is important...but then again...its Carlos, and those times were just special to me

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
every time, is important...but then again...its Carlos, and those times were just special to me

:lol No its not. :lol Being married, sometimes we just had wild afternoon, monkey love sex.

[katedid81]

everytime is important, but not always for the same reasons

you learn a lot from bad experiences

[Number27]

Originally posted by katedid81
everytime is important, but not always for the same reasons
thats what I meant to say

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
:lol No its not. :lol Being married, sometimes we just had wild afternoon, monkey love sex. monkey love sex is important too

[UJCdream]

the best sex i've ever had was when almost getting caught by my dad. it was just... hilarious... if sex can be hilarious. i dunno. lots of adrenalin...

[Number27]

Originally posted by katedid81
monkey love sex is important too
maybe thats why you are having a baby Freddie;)

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
monkey love sex is important too

Well yeah. I should have worded that better. It was important for different reason :lol.

I miss getting some :(

Okay, I am having a really hard typing and seeing this big ass screen of mine. I'm getting to that point. That's what happens on Sex and the City night (cuz the wife leaves and i'm all by myself).

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
maybe thats why you are having a baby Freddie;)

No. That was a cruise. Well, who knows if it was in the afternoon or not.

[Number27]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Well yeah. I should have worded that better. It was important for different reason :lol.

I miss getting some :(

Okay, I am having a really hard typing and seeing this big ass screen of mine. I'm getting to that point. That's what happens on Sex and the City night (cuz the wife leaves and i'm all by myself).
I remember you mentioning your wife goes out to watch Sex and the City with friends of hers.
Thats weird, yet cool at the same time.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
I remember you mentioning your wife goes out to watch Sex and the City with friends of hers.
Thats weird, yet cool at the same time.

Why is that weird? We don't get pay channels on campus. For the same reasons I'll go watch a football game at the bar, she watches Sex and the City with her friends. But I always notice when she's gone.

[Number27]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Why is that weird? We don't get pay channels on campus. For the same reasons I'll go watch a football game at the bar, she watches Sex and the City with her friends. But I always notice when she's gone.
Don't know why that is weird. Must be cause I am so tired.
I keep forgetting you live in Campus. Isn't that going to be a bit too noisy for the baby? Or do you live in a different place away from the dorms?

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
Don't know why that is weird. Must be cause I am so tired.
I keep forgetting you live in Campus. Isn't that going to be a bit too noisy for the baby? Or do you live in a different place away from the dorms?

I am the hall director. I have the second most authority when it comes to my hall (the police being being number one). I take care of stuff as it happens.

[katedid81]

pick my up love, everyday

[RuggerSelkie]

I'm a little faded.

[katedid81]

i'm going to bed

[RuggerSelkie]

Later Miss Kate. See yas when I see yas.

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
:lol No its not. :lol Being married, sometimes we just had wild afternoon, monkey love sex.

Wait till that baby is born and you just grab sex when ever you can. Sometimes it loses the special part for a little while and then it comes back. It's like the tide. At Forty my hubby and I are having some of the best we've ever had.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Wait till that baby is born and you just grab sex when ever you can. Sometimes it loses the special part for a little while and then it comes back. It's like the tide. At Forty my hubby and I are having some of the best we've ever had.

Well, we're going for one more kid so I figure I have at least one more time coming to me.

[dancergirl40ky]

Lets hope its more than once. You know practice makes perfect. do yourself a favor and don't get in to big of a hurry for that second one. The first will fool you into thinking you are a really good parent and then you'll have a demon child. I speak from experience. I love my Colin but he is a handful.

[RuggerSelkie]

We're going for two years apart. I'd wait longer, but it's really up to my wife. She's four years older than me and she doesn't want to wait until she's into her 30's to have the next child.

[Number27]

Open Bar!

[asmjm39]

Thats what I"m talking about! Free drinks!!!

[RuggerSelkie]

Norm!!!

[asmjm39]

What up fellow 'Cock dwellers?

[Number27]

Norm! I love your sig :lol

[asmjm39]

Thanks! Today the beer will be played by dos equis!

[Number27]

Followed by some hot chips!

We need to get a mechanical bull in this joint

[asmjm39]

Yes! I am first!

[Number27]

http://www.econo-travel.com/images/seniors/hackberry/mechanical.jpg

Now, thats what I'm talking about!

[asmjm39]

OK She can go first!

[RuggerSelkie]

:lol

[RuggerSelkie]

Hmmmmmm, all these people and no one at The 'Cock.....

[katedid81]

i'm here for the Cock

[RuggerSelkie]

That's my Kate. But we should get some of these other folks too. Where are all these people coming from?


Come to The 'Cock y'all!

[katedid81]

the other boards are down


the Cock should be hoppin!

[RuggerSelkie]

Oh. Well, that's a mixed blessing.

[katedid81]

haha, very diplomatic

[Number27]

yes, yes

[katedid81]

i have to leave for work soon

[Number27]

funny, so do i

[katedid81]

blah, i guess i will leave now

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
haha, very diplomatic

I'm a supervisor. It's what I do. ;)

And I'm currently working (though I do have a meeting in about 20 minutes...but it's here in my office so I don't have to go anywhere). :) This job does have its good points.

[katedid81]

later my 'Cock brethren!



eh, only 3 hrs at work...so not too bad

[LovelyLady41]

what's goin on at the 'cock today??

[RuggerSelkie]

Looks like we're a little slow today. But we're still full of good times. :) Nothing but good times here. I know I'm feeling good (mentally anyway, my body is still sore).

Your man is supposed to be at the door, but he has yet to show his face.

....And I think Norm passed out.

[Number27]

Not much, just boozing it up. Norm is riding the bull like he was in Can Cun and I am about to leave for work

[asmjm39]

Just got bucked though! Man the floor at the "cock is not very soft! I think I saw some one else sleeping on the floor though I am not sure who...

[#36firedancer]

that was me... I'm damn tired...

[RuggerSelkie]

Heeeeeeeeeeey! Rich, get your ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!

[droseh41]

Woot! I haven't been here in a while. :)

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Looks like we're a little slow today. But we're still full of good times. :) Nothing but good times here. I know I'm feeling good (mentally anyway, my body is still sore).

Your man is supposed to be at the door, but he has yet to show his face.

....And I think Norm passed out.


I'm here...alot of "out of towners" have been trying to get in without their ant's ID's.

So I have been swamped.


And yes, Norm is passed out.

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Heeeeeeeeeeey! Rich, get your ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!


Yo dogg, I can only do one thing at a time.
'Los got me at the door.
I gotta chase Rob around trying to tell him that no pants are ok but man-thongs are unacceptable.

Now your ass wants me to make you some pie.



This calls for some obscure pic posting.:eek:

[RuggerSelkie]

:lol Well, get that bum off the floor, wake him up, and get him back on that bull.

I've really been in a good mood this past weekend. I think it's cuz I've had an easy class load, baby's due soon, and I've been playing rugby with only bruises.

[droseh41]

Anyone here a warehouse member that can't or doesn't wanna go to the Central Park show? ;)

[recentlytrippin]

http://www.cityofhancock.com/images/flag.gif

[droseh41]

Ok, I know the term "brown-nosing" but I forgot exactly what it means...? Yeah, I'm a little kid. Make fun of me. :p

[RuggerSelkie]

I'm assuming you looked up Hancock...cuz looking up The Cock might bring up something totally different.

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by #36firedancer
that was me... I'm damn tired...

How was the triathalon?

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by droseh41
Ok, I know the term "brown-nosing" but I forgot exactly what it means...? Yeah, I'm a little kid. Make fun of me. :p

It means you're sucking up. Did someone call you that? I can beat their arse for ya.

[RuggerSelkie]

NORM!!!

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I'm assuming you looked up Hancock...cuz looking up The Cock might bring up something totally different.


Yeah, you really got to becareful when you look for party related pictures.:lol

[recentlytrippin]

Hey, NORM!!!

[droseh41]

On the Rob Appreciation Thread:

Originally posted by smokey
Who's Rob?

Originally posted by droseh41
Rob is the coolest moderator to ever walk the face of the earth. :)

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
The President/ CEO, Sherriff, your worst nightmare if you are a fuck-nutter, Judge, Jury, Executioner.

Other than that, he is nobody.

Originally posted by droseh41
I think I'd go with Rich's explanation though. ;)

Originally posted by smokey
droseh41: You have some brown stuff on your nose. Might want to check that out.

Obviously he doesn't know I'm friends with Rich.

[asmjm39]

Hey fellas!! Ready for a beer?

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by droseh41
Obviously he doesn't know I'm friends with Rich.

Obviously. Rich is a big freakin' guy.

[recentlytrippin]

Dayna, don't sweat it.
People from other "places" like to come here and cause trouble...I have found that best defense is to keep quiet and/or immediatly go to the 'Cock, because those asses tend to stay out of here.:)

[droseh41]

Good plan Rich. :)

[droseh41]

I'll be back, guys. Quick shower time. ;)

[maxpower]

uggh. . . what a day.

I sure could use some partying.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
I have found that best defense is to keep quiet and/or immediatly go to the 'Cock, because those asses tend to stay out of here.:)

That and Rob with his pants down.

[recentlytrippin]

See, at the 'Cock it's all about fellowship and teamwork...
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/80/043_3485.jpg

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
See, at the 'Cock it's all about fellowship and teamwork...
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/80/043_3485.jpg

Heh, heh. That reminds me of this....notice the pic in the background.

(sidenote: I don't smoke, but we were make fun of those people that let cigs hang off the end of their lips and can still talk, drink, eat, etc.)

[asmjm39]

Its all about the teamwork!

[RuggerSelkie]

I gotta kick with the Mrs before my staff meeting. Party hardy and keep it flowin'.

[recentlytrippin]

Will do.

[droseh41]

Mmm showers are refreshing. :)

[recentlytrippin]

Now that Dayna is back, I'm going to iron clothes and shower quickly.

Hold down the fort D.

[droseh41]

I'll do my best, General Rich.

[nutter58]

i really wish i had a beer. hmm. playing pool tonight, perfect excuse! :D

[katedid81]

how is the 'Cock on page 2?

[RuggerSelkie]

This is nuts.

[katedid81]

the 'Cock is open!

[RuggerSelkie]

It's still nuts.

[katedid81]

yep.

let's keep our Cock on top!

[Number27]

damn Bucs

[RuggerSelkie]

The Bucs really screwed up my fantasy stats, but oh well. That means the Redskins are tied for first a top the NFC East.

[Number27]

People can't seem to realize how much I detest them. No, I will not support the local team just because I live here. Damn Tampa Bayers

[maxpower]

Didn't get to watch the game since I'm at work, but it looked pretty killer. I miss my football. :(

[katedid81]

man, Dave Letterman is showing warren zevon's last performance on his show tonight


sooooo sad...man

i love the song mutineer

flute, picc, and warren...mmm

[Number27]

Originally posted by maxpower
Didn't get to watch the game since I'm at work, but it looked pretty killer. I miss my football. :(
a massacre. massacre. gotta have a talk with my boys brett and donovan

[maxpower]

I think a mini-TV is in my future.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by maxpower
I think a mini-TV is in my future.

Or a new job.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Or a new job.

You may be onto something here. . . .

[katedid81]

damnit i missed the game because of work too

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by maxpower
You may be onto something here. . . .

I'll follow your lead.

[maxpower]

It sucks, huh Kate.

I guess we all need new jobs.

I was thinking about joining the circus.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by maxpower
It sucks, huh Kate.

I guess we all need new jobs.

I was thinking about joining the circus.

I don't need a need job. I need to win the lottery. Then I'd buy an island and just kick it.

Of course I'd have an internet connection though.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by maxpower
It sucks, huh Kate.

I guess we all need new jobs.

I was thinking about joining the circus. the pantsless circus?

haha

[Number27]

You didn't miss much Kate...

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I don't need a need job. I need to win the lottery. Then I'd buy an island and just kick it.

Of course I'd have an internet connection though.

That's the best idea I've ever heard.

I'm appointing you head of cool ideas.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by katedid81
the pantsless circus?

haha

They HAVE one???

[Number27]

Dude, stay away from elephants

[katedid81]

i'm more worried about the petting zoo

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by maxpower
That's the best idea I've ever heard.

I'm appointing you head of cool ideas.

That's too much pressure. I'll stick with the 'that guy from Arizona'.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
That's too much pressure. I'll stick with the 'that cool guy from Arizona'.

[maxpower]

I wanna be in the petting zoo! I wanna be in the petting zoo!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81


I didn't say that. I'm just that guy. That cool guy lives in Scottsdale. I don't know his name, but he's rich.

[Number27]

Dammit Rob! Stop trying to con people in to petting your trouser snake :lol

[maxpower]

I can't help it if the circus folk get me confused for an elephant. It's all in the trunk.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I didn't say that. I'm just that guy. That cool guy lives in Scottsdale. I don't know his name, but he's rich. you're a cool guy too

[Number27]

:lol

[katedid81]

Originally posted by maxpower
I can't help it if the circus folk get me confused for an elephant. It's all in the trunk. wow

[nutter58]

this calls for a celebration

[Number27]

Rob, are you coming on to me?

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
you're a cool guy too

Danke. Sie auch. I suppose I can suffice.

And I swear that star looks different every time I see it.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Danke. Sie auch. I suppose I can suffice.

And I swear that star looks different every time I see it. it's a magical star

[Number27]

twinkle twinkle little star...

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
it's a magical star

That actually brings back a specific memory.

[Number27]

cumbaya

[nutter58]

a true sign you've had too much to drink.

[Number27]

I've been sipping on Capri Sun all night, I swear :lol

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
That actually brings back a specific memory. a good one i hope

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
I've been sipping on Capri Sun all night, I swear :lol toss one this way Los...it sounds soooo good right now

[nutter58]

i'm in the mood for whiskey. i wonder why. hmm.

[katedid81]

kissing whiskey by the fire

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
a good one i hope

That's debatable. Nor good or bad. A little strange though.

[nutter58]

....up above the world so high
like a diamond in the sky,
twinkle, twinkle little star







...dammit, gotta go pee now. :lol

[Number27]

pacific coolers are the best

[katedid81]

'Cocker-spaniel

[RuggerSelkie]

There's a guy on our squad we call Cock-knocker.

[katedid81]

makes fun of the 'Cock does he? grrr

[nutter58]

must love the 'cock.

[RuggerSelkie]

Most of us all have nicknames, but I actually don't know where his name orginated from. Maybe I don't want to know. I don't even think twice when calling him that.

[katedid81]

i like nicknames

[nutter58]

power up danger mouse! :evil

[Number27]

okay 'Cockateers, I am out for the count.

[RuggerSelkie]

I don't even know some guys' real names. Here are a few:

Snowball
House
Slayer
Cock-knocker (aka C-knock)
Speedbump
Kansas
Waggy
Shaggy
Rosie P
Johnny Red Shoes
Sticks
Cul-pep-pep

Good times

[katedid81]

sushi-girl is here and ready to thrill

[nutter58]

Originally posted by katedid81
sushi-girl is here and ready to thrill

well, danger mouse needs a thrill. .. . :lol

[katedid81]

hmmm.

sushi-girl really needs a thrill too

man, big time

[nutter58]

haha. i'd be nice if the man was big. .. .:lol


ok, i really need to get my mind outta the gutter. :lol

[RuggerSelkie]

Yes you do...it's blocking my view of the world.

[nutter58]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Yes you do...it's blocking my view of the world. you talking about me? :lol :p

[RuggerSelkie]

Indeed, indeed. ;)

[katedid81]

ahh, i love the 'Cock

[nutter58]

dammit. but i love my dirty mind!! :(

[RuggerSelkie]

Here, you can have both.

And then some.

[katedid81]

i think we all love our dirty minds

[nutter58]

.hmm. i'm officially lost and confused. :lol

well, time to head off and play some pool, while thinking about that dark corner! :evil

[sean5033]

I have yet to figure out what this thread is about...

[katedid81]

it's about PNP

[RuggerSelkie]

My mind is clean. Clean, clean, clean. My dirt is nice and neat.

[nutter58]

*grabs a beer for the bus and heads on out*

later guys and girls, sushi-girl :D

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by sean5033
I have yet to figure out what this thread is about...

Page one explains it all. Come, relax, enjoy.

[katedid81]

it's also a great place to make bad jokes

[sean5033]

Originally posted by katedid81
it's also a great place to make bad jokes

Kinda like: Two muffins are baking in an oven, one muffin says "It's really hot in there" the other muffin says "holy shit! a talking muffin!"


I'm fairly certain that was taken from someone else on the board a few months ago, but it was the first bad joke I could think of.

edit: http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=63863&highlight=Oven+Muffin

[katedid81]

:lol Sean!


yeah. those kind of bad jokes...and other dirtier bad jokes ;)

[sean5033]

Originally posted by katedid81
:lol Sean!


yeah. those kind of bad jokes...and other dirtier bad jokes ;)

such as:
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
together?



100 people who don't do dick.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by sean5033
such as:
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
together?



100 people who don't do dick. CLASSIC!

[sean5033]

I was debating weather to whore out posts, or just post the whole email I got a few months ago... I'll just post the whole thing...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.

What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
together?
100 people who don't do dick.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along
with... "a recipe".

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

My, my, how times have changed. Years ago...When 100 white men chased one
black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan; today they call it the PGA TOUR.

Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

[katedid81]

good stuff



oh man, i need to check homestarrunner

[IlliniGal]

^ new sbemail is good stuff :)

[sean5033]

Originally posted by IlliniGal
^ new sbemail is good stuff :)

new SB Email is *always* good stuff.

some people wear glasses.
Beth looks like a dude

[katedid81]

def good email.

[sean5033]

and remember, no two people are on fire.

[katedid81]

eh! Steve.

[IlliniGal]

fangoriously devoured by the gelatinous monster!

[sean5033]

Originally posted by katedid81
eh! Steve.

The return of Eh Steve! I wanted him to say it... just wasnt happening I guess...

[RuggerSelkie]

Good god that stuff is rough! Whew.

[sean5033]

hmm... There's 41 pages in this thread... on my settings at least.

[katedid81]

i have 49 pages

[IlliniGal]

Originally posted by katedid81
i have 49 pages

[katedid81]

ahhh, i love my blacklight

[sean5033]

blacklights are cool... I found out that carpet cleaner glows under a blacklight.

[katedid81]

i wonder what else glows under a blacklight...hmm

[sean5033]

fishing line. One of my friends had a room where he strung fishing line randomly across the ceiling. looked kinda like a laser show. but they diddn't move.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by sean5033
fishing line. One of my friends had a room where he strung fishing line randomly across the ceiling. looked kinda like a laser show. but they diddn't move.

*shakes head*

No dude. This is The 'Cock. You have to make some sexual innuendo. ;)

[jimithing4183]

what is this hancock?

[katedid81]

yeah, i was going for more of the jizz thing...

[IlliniGal]

where the party's at, duh :)

[katedid81]

*shivering*

[jimithing4183]

gimmie directions

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
yeah, i was going for more of the jizz thing...

Good lord woman. Gotta love the Kate.


And JD straight is some wicked shit. Who ever made this stuff and was like, "Ah yeah. That's the ticket."

[sean5033]

I get it now... Bad/sick jokes...

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by sean5033
I get it now... Bad/sick jokes...

Sure. But I take back the sexual innuendo thing to all people. Not that youngins cuz that's just not cool.

Otherwise, go for it. Something like, my cock is at The 'Cock works. But for all we know, you could own a chicken up in this piece.

[katedid81]

yeah, i'm pretty dirty. and pretty open about it.

that's why i love the 'Cock.


(see. that ^ is what the 'Cock is all about)

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
yeah, i'm pretty dirty. and pretty open about it.

that's why i love the 'Cock.


(see. that ^ is what the 'Cock is all about)

And we love you for it. But yeah, she could be referring to The Hancock, male roosters, or male members. It's up for grabs. :evil

[katedid81]

i'm a master of sexual innuendo

[RuggerSelkie]

And I'm the master of innuendoing sex.

Wait.

[katedid81]

well this 'Cock master is going to bed.


haha. i'm soooo good at this!


night fellow Cockateers!

[RuggerSelkie]

That's cocktastick. I'm cocking, cocking outta here. Cock.

[katedid81]

cockateel(however it is spelled) that bird

night

[Number27]

damn, this thread is the greatest:lol
the stuff i miss when i must be sleeping!

[Peachy34]

i think i maybe early... i hear theres a perty here??

[Number27]

There's always a party in here

[Melly420]

When my life gets me so down, i know I can go down, to where the music and the fun never ends..... at the Hancock!

[RuggerSelkie]

Wooooo.

I'm not in a realy woooo mood, but I still enjoy good times. :)

[Number27]

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome special guests Jason Mraz and Toca

http://www.scottellis.net/personal/creative/music/mraz/images/jj-06-21-2002_02.jpg

[Peachy34]

ooh a special guest!! so glad i decided to stop by...this could be my new hang-out...

[dancergirl40ky]

It's a pretty fun place to hang.