Party At The Hancock

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
hey when is "no clothes day"?

lemmie check...

[loogs91]

well, recently was totally awesome though

[asmjm39]

Friday!!!

[loogs91]

ooh cant wait

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
hey when is "no clothes day"?

Apparently, that's Earth Day.

[loogs91]

hey this is gonna surpass "Boobs!" pretty soon.




600th post!

[asmjm39]

We love hanging at the 'Cock and if you are Rob drop the "at the"!

[katedid81]

boobs and 'Cock compliment each other very well

[asmjm39]

Beer tits are always welcome at the 'Cock!

[katedid81]

I AM THE COCK!

[loogs91]

this thread is where it's at. expect me here more often

[katedid81]

right on. the 'Cock is tight!

[jcantrell82]

yeah. i love me some 'Cock.

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by katedid81
right on. the 'Cock is tight!

I thought...nevermind! More beer please!

[proudest_monkee]

Gotta TV in this place? American Mullett is on Trio right now, can't miss it.

[katedid81]

i got beer and 'Cock! i'm a happy camper

[RuggerSelkie]

Alright you crazy kids. I'm gonna go get high off adrenaline. Have fun.

[asmjm39]

We got big screens! Just watch out for the inflatable Rob!!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by asmjm39
I thought...nevermind! More beer please! well the pussy here is pretty tight too!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
well the pussy here is pretty tight too!

:eek:

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
:eek:


You can say that again.
:eek:

[jcantrell82]

whoa!!

damn kate.

[maxpower]

Gotta love the tight pussy.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
Gotta love the tight pussy.

oh, i do.

[proudest_monkee]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
You can say that again.
:eek: :eek:

[jcantrell82]

:lol

so............

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by maxpower
Gotta love the tight pussy.

There is nothing wrong with the tight pussy.

[RuggerSelkie]

:eek:

I really must leave now....

What'll I come back to...we'll see.....

[proudest_monkee]

I am going to grow a mullett. I want to be a rebel. Lesbians often have mulletts, and I feel that I am a lesbian at heart.

[asmjm39]

MAybe tonight needs to be No clothes night!!

[proudest_monkee]

Originally posted by asmjm39
There is nothing wrong with the tight pussy.


It's better than feeling like you are screwing a warm glass of water. :D

[jcantrell82]

speaking of mullets...

i saw this guy the other day... he was a truck driver and his semi had broken down and he was walking alongside of it, toward the cab... he had bleach-blonde hair that was half bowl-cut, half mullet. and not just any mullet... it was a TAPERED mullet.
i stared in awe as the wind slowly whipped through his tresses.
i'm here to tell you people.... it was beautiful.

[recentlytrippin]

Update:
Ants Marching
Grey Street
#41 >
Everyday
Warehouse
Bartender
Granny




WOWOWOOWOWOWOWOOWEEEEEEE

[Mark]

sup folks? sorry i'm a little late but traffic was a bitch.

speaking of bitches.....hey jamie.

[proudest_monkee]

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

[asmjm39]

I know great set!

6/7/3 for me tonight so far!

[jcantrell82]

speaking of pussy... hey mark

[proudest_monkee]

Next round is on me everyone!!!!

[asmjm39]

Thanks!

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by proudest_monkee
Next round is on me everyone!!!!

woohoo!

[maxpower]

About damn time you got here Mark. Have a beer!! *throws mark a beer*

Oh, this is a no pants zone. So if you don't wanna wear pants, throw them in that pile over there.

[proudest_monkee]

Someone pour me a Maker's Mark please. Time to switch to the good stuff!!!!

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by proudest_monkee
Someone pour me a Maker's Mark please. Time to switch to the good stuff!!!!

With coke???

[Mark]

Originally posted by maxpower
About damn time you got here Mark. Have a beer!! *throws mark a beer*

Oh, this is a no pants zone. So if you don't wanna wear pants, throw them in that pile over there.

woohoo! no pants

*tears off pants*

thanks for the beer, but i brought some real (read: canadian) beer with me.

[Mark]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
speaking of pussy... hey mark

sup ho?

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by maxpower
So if you don't wanna wear pants, throw them in that pile over there.



The last time we did that I think I grabbed 'Lil D's on the way out because those shits were like spandex.:ugh:

[maxpower]

Sweet!

Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
The last time we did that I think I grabbed 'Lil D's on the way out because those shits were like spandex.:ugh:

I'll bet lil' Rich didn't like that, did he?

[asmjm39]

Get??

[recentlytrippin]

Nah dog!

[proudest_monkee]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
With coke???
Straight up please!!! Little Ice.

[katedid81]

miss me guys? :angel

[Mark]

Originally posted by maxpower
Sweet!

Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!

i can think of something better a bunch of half naked drunk people can do.

[maxpower]

Air Hockey?

[katedid81]

mark, bought time you got the 'Cock

[Mark]

*shakes head*

kids these days.

i am talking about pinball.

sheesh

[Mark]

i am off to bed guys. i will come back tomorrow when i have more time.

later!

[proudest_monkee]

Originally posted by mark_s
i can think of something better a bunch of half naked drunk people can do.


Jumping Jacks!!

[jcantrell82]

mark you're such a pussy. i mean, damn, you just got here.

you can't handle the 'Cock for more than 10 minutes.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by mark_s
i am off to bed guys. i will come back tomorrow when i have more time.

later!

Later hoser!

[katedid81]

sooo, where were we?

[recentlytrippin]

Hey 'Cockers.
Go welcome Sara in nDMBc...

I can't talk her into coming to party.

http://antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=76203

[BustedFairyTale]

can I join the party? i need to after tonight:violent

[proudest_monkee]

Originally posted by BustedFairyTale
can I join the party? i need to after tonight:violent

The party is at Hershey in 48 hours!!!

[BustedFairyTale]

Originally posted by proudest_monkee
The party is at Hershey in 48 hours!!! Hopefully I'll freakin be there!!

[dmbnj79]

Whoa. What's this Cock everyone's talking about?

[proudest_monkee]

The 'Cock is pretty big, room for eveyone!!!!

[katedid81]

woo, party at the 'Cock...beer in hand ya'll

happy excited Kate here!

[Sara.]

fuck your gay ass party

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by Sara.
fuck your gay ass party


hahahahaha i knew it.

[jcantrell82]

buh-bye ;)

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Whoa. What's this Cock everyone's talking about?


Originally posted by katedid81
well the pussy here is pretty tight too!

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Hey 'Cockers.
Go welcome Sara in nDMBc...

I can't talk her into coming to party.

http://antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=76203



Nevermind.:lol :lol :lol

[proudest_monkee]

Originally posted by Sara.
fuck your gay ass party

Someone buy her a drink so she can unwind.

[dmbnj79]

J.....was that your friend Sarah?

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by Sara.
fuck your gay ass party


Hey back to the Bridge! Back to where you came!

[Sara.]

:( i'm sorry.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Sara.
fuck your gay ass party OKAY!

i like ass fucking

[Sara.]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Hey back to the Bridge! Back to where you came! what?

[Sara.]

gay as in happy

ass ass in dancing


fuck your happy dancing party!:) :) :) :)

[proudest_monkee]

Everyone must check their negativity at the door at the 'Cock.:cool: :cool:

[dmbnj79]

See what I mean?

Tell me now which Ant went to the Bridge and started shit.

Because it's obviously not us going over there and harassing them.

[asmjm39]

No harassment of the 'Cock!

Kate You are feeling frisky tonight eh?

[katedid81]

i brought the Boulevard, let's keep this party hoppin


PNP ya'll

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
J.....was that your friend Sarah?

:lol

i don't know, i was wondering the same thing

[katedid81]

Originally posted by asmjm39
No harassment of the 'Cock!

Kate You are feeling frisky tonight eh? play nice with the 'Cock


and HELL YES.

[asmjm39]

Rawr frisky is good.

[Sara.]

i am SARA
without an H....:violent

[dmbnj79]

Where the fuck is the Wrath of T when you need it?!

J----open up a can.

[Sara.]

are you allowed to say cock here?

[proudest_monkee]

Originally posted by katedid81
play nice with the 'Cock


and HELL YES.


The 'Cock is your friend!!!!

[proudest_monkee]

Originally posted by Sara.
are you allowed to say cock here? \


Sure as hell hope so:confused: .

[asmjm39]

Please J open a BIG can

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Where the fuck is the Wrath of T when you need it?!

J----open up a can.

trust me, i'd love to.

[dmbnj79]

Is it happy hour at the Cock?

The Wrath of T needs a shot of Goldschlager.

[asmjm39]

Shots are here!!

[tinsleydmb17]

hancock!!!!!!!!

[jcantrell82]

for real guys.

i'd love to have me some goldschlager right about now.

[proudest_monkee]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Shots are here!!

Slide on my way please!!!

[willnole]

Laddies Ladies Ladies. Jay and Silent Bob are in the Hizzouse!

[maxpower]

Pass me the goldschlager!!

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by proudest_monkee
Slide on my way please!!!

Here ya go!!:D

[jcantrell82]

what up will?? how the hell are you?

[katedid81]

give me some shots!

[tinsleydmb17]

you guys are serious about this party thing, aren't you?

[asmjm39]

Drink up while the pants are off!!!

[katedid81]

we love to party

[recentlytrippin]

Fresh kegs just rolled in the door!

[maxpower]

w00t! Kegs!!

[BustedFairyTale]

mmm kegs. :)

[jcantrell82]

sweet.

[asmjm39]

Tap that ass errr keg!

[katedid81]

ye-ah!

[katedid81]

pump the 'Cock

i mean the keg

[willnole]

I'm good but having problems keeping up with all this posting.

I read at a second grade level :(

[dmbnj79]

:lol your eyes gone crooked.

[katedid81]

ahh, i have a clean box

[Fooltothink55]

Hey I'm joining the party.

[jcantrell82]

what's up justin??? :)

[katedid81]

welcome

'Cocks up!

[willnole]

Originally posted by maxpower
Pass me the goldschlager!!

Rob's not allowed anywhere NEAR the Goldschlager!

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by Fooltothink55
Hey I'm joining the party.

Just dont pick any pastries out of the trash!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by willnole
Rob's not allowed anywhere NEAR the Goldschlager!

but I like it

no fair!

[katedid81]

i got the jams mixin

[Fooltothink55]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
what's up justin??? :)

Nuttin' much...how have you been.

[jcantrell82]

ahh i'm alright, just doing that school thing.

[Fooltothink55]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Just dont pick any pastries out of the trash!

Not even a half eaten chocolate eclair?

[katedid81]

jamie, how much longer do you have in school?

[Fooltothink55]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
ahh i'm alright, just doing that school thing.

Yeah same with me. Actually lately I haven't been doin the school thing....been doin the partying thing a bit too much.:p

[willnole]

Originally posted by maxpower
but I like it

no fair!

It doesn't like you. That's the key.

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by Fooltothink55
Not even a half eaten chocolate eclair?

Nope Can't-stand-ya.

[Fooltothink55]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Nope Can't-stand-ya.

:lol Love that episode.

[asmjm39]

Bookman. Too funny.

[loogs91]

whoa. i leave for an hour and this place starts jumping. long live the 'cock!

[Fooltothink55]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Bookman. Too funny.

"It's punks like you.." :lol

[katedid81]

what's your fantasy?

[dmbnj79]

It's the cock, I tell you.

[katedid81]

i have a problem. i like ludicris. however the hell you spell his name.

[jcantrell82]

cock.

[jcantrell82]

you's a ho...

:D

[katedid81]

cock. yeah.

[katedid81]

roll out. what you got in that rooom?

[recentlytrippin]

Anyone up for a bonfire?
http://www.mirageport.com/metal/jpg/94.jpg

[willnole]

How does Jamie have more posts than me????

Get out of the house and go do something fatty :)

[katedid81]

haha. i have a sultry sexy smirk...hehe.

[Fooltothink55]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Anyone up for a bonfire?



Sure why not.

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by katedid81
haha. i have a sultry sexy smirk...hehe.

Prove it!:p

[DebbieS]

Hi. I brought beer...who wants?

[loogs91]

ok, im done partying tonight. back to history for me. see ya tommorow guys

[recentlytrippin]

Hi. I brought no pants...who wants?

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by DebbieS
Hi. I brought beer...who wants?

ME!ME!

[katedid81]

Debbie rules.

and Yay beer!

[DebbieS]

fuck that. Where's Rob and the Goldschlagger?

[jcantrell82]

what up debbie??

i've missed you on the corner

[maxpower]

Originally posted by DebbieS
fuck that. Where's Rob and the Goldschlagger?

I can have Goldschlagger now??

[katedid81]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Prove it!:p i can.


i got me drinking my favorite beer :D

[DebbieS]

It's cold outside, Jamie doll. And Rob, if you don't drink it, I will.

[asmjm39]

I want some!!!

[jcantrell82]

alright i really have to go now, guys. maybe i'll be back later.

[maxpower]

I'm all about the drinkin'.

[Peachy34]

hi everyone!! this place blew up, i've only been gona a few hours...

i could really use a brew...what are we drinkin this fine night?

[jcantrell82]

love to the 'cock and its ants!

..... um......... yeah.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Peachy34
hi everyone!! this place blew up, i've only been gona a few hours...

i could really use a brew...what are we drinkin this fine night? I have Boulevard Wheat

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
alright i really have to go now, guys. maybe i'll be back later. :(


join us later same 'Cock time, same 'Cock place

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by Peachy34
hi everyone!! this place blew up, i've only been gona a few hours...

i could really use a brew...what are we drinkin this fine night?



More like, what aren't we drinkin'...

[katedid81]

word up Rich. we'z drinkin it allllll up in herre


^what the hell was that?

[Peachy34]

Originally posted by katedid81
I have Boulevard Wheat


oohhh!!! boulevard is SO tastey!! i'm sticking with you, kate!

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by katedid81



^what the hell was that?


Eh?

[asmjm39]

So who wants to dance up in this party?

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by asmjm39
So who wants to dance up in this party?


WOO WOO!

[asmjm39]

Raise the roof!!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Peachy34
oohhh!!! boulevard is SO tastey!! i'm sticking with you, kate! i'm bringin some to Amsouth! :D

[droseh41]

Whoa. Was anyone surprised that I just dispeared before? Cause I was. :p

Anyway, what a fucking set!! Ants opener, Spoon in the encore, Warehouse, Bartender, Jimi Thing, #41. :D

How's this party doing?

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by droseh41
Whoa. Was anyone surprised that I just dispeared before? Cause I was. :p

Anyway, what a fucking set!! Ants opener, Spoon in the encore, Warehouse, Bartender, Jimi Thing, #41. :D

How's this party doing?


What up D? I thought you were out for the night.


Best set of the year tonight I would say...

[asmjm39]

Damn good set and a damn good party!

[recentlytrippin]

We saved you some ginger ale LD.

[katedid81]

awesome set tonight!


are we back to pg13 here ya'll?

[jcantrell82]

yeah kate, watch what you say ;)

[Peachy34]

Originally posted by katedid81
i'm bringin some to Amsouth! :D

i will be there! i am riding there and to atlanta with another ant! viva la boulevard!

[droseh41]

Oh, am I ruining the party? Don't let me get in the way! Trust me, I've seen/heard a lot...a little online adult partying isn't gonna permantly damage me. :p

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by droseh41
Oh, am I ruining the party? Don't let me get in the way! Trust me, I've seen/heard a lot...a little online adult partying isn't gonna permantly damage me. :p


you are the party.

[asmjm39]

LD You have no idea...

[proudest_monkee]

Originally posted by asmjm39
So who wants to dance up in this party?

"Everybody's trance dancing tonight"!!!!

[Peachy34]

what happened to the dancing? i can be groovy

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Peachy34
i will be there! i am riding there and to atlanta with another ant! viva la boulevard! woo! i talked to him the other day!

ya'll up for the preparty?

i say we get a huge ants crew together and show up those east coasters...do it midwest style!

[asmjm39]

I am all for dancing it up!!!

[katedid81]

dance dance dance

[Peachy34]

sheesh! everytime i type something, by the time i hit enter, it's already up there! or maybe i am just psychic....

[katedid81]

dance party up in the 'Cock!

[Peachy34]

Originally posted by katedid81
woo! i talked to him the other day!

ya'll up for the preparty?

i say we get a huge ants crew together and show up those east coasters...do it midwest style!

hell yes!! there so needs to be a big ol preparty!! hmm, now ..where to preparty...i hear amsouth doesnt allow tailgating?? *gasp* noooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[recentlytrippin]

I'm partied out. Good night all!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Peachy34
hell yes!! there so needs to be a big ol preparty!! hmm, now ..where to preparty...i hear amsouth doesnt allow tailgating?? *gasp* noooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BW or at Marcy's camp? i also heard about a bar

[katedid81]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
I'm partied out. Good night all! night sir 'Cock Studies!

[proudest_monkee]

Barkeep, ring me out. I have some hot blonde trying to take me to bed. Goodnight all and get home safely!!!!

[katedid81]

later Eh Steve!

[Peachy34]

Originally posted by katedid81
BW or at Marcy's camp? i also heard about a bar

BW as in best western?? i think i am staying at the best western music city or something like that...marcy's camp is cool too- i camped with her and a bunch of ants in boone! she is so cool, let all of us crash her warm, dry cabin when it snowed like the dickens

[droseh41]

Holy fucking shit. Look at this-

We have been compelled to open a sale of tickets for the Dave Matthews Band performance in Central Park to the general public. The ordering period for the Warehouse will end 24 hours early, on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 at noon Eastern Time instead of on Thursday, September 11th at 12:00 noon. Please note that any Warehouse member placing a request for tickets before the orderingperiod closes will be guaranteed tickets to this special event. Tickets will still be available through instant ticketing, which is a first-come, first-serve sale.


I'M GOING TO CENTRAL PARK, BABAYY!! :D:D

[Fluff]

hi

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Peachy34
BW as in best western?? i think i am staying at the best western music city or something like that...marcy's camp is cool too- i camped with her and a bunch of ants in boone! she is so cool, let all of us crash her warm, dry cabin when it snowed like the dickens i'm stayin at the same place(the bw music city)

i'm down for whatever

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Fluff
hi woo! welcome to the 'Cock!

[Peachy34]

i am so jealous D!

hey fluff!

kate-i am down! party it up in tennesee! weehooo!!

[Fluff]

actually i been here before....but i dont know im just fucked up lately.....

[Peachy34]

page 69 yeeha! the 'cock make-a me frisky

[katedid81]

woo! page 69! hotttttttt 'Cock love!

[Fluff]

k

[Number27]

okay, im back people

[katedid81]

w00t for the return of the uberCockslut aka Los

[Number27]

ooooh uberCockslut is my name and my trade:D

[Peachy34]

any word containing the prefix "uber" just becomes super cool...esp when combined with such jems as "cock" and "slut"
right on!!
welcome back:)

[Number27]

woo for anna!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
ooooh uberCockslut is my name and my trade:D :D


you're my favorite Los!


wow. i really love the 'Cock.

[Peachy34]

teehee! i got a woo!

[katedid81]

a 'Cock woo!

like a warehouse woo, cept with more 'Cockatude

[Number27]

you're all my favorites...beer tits its at higher status, cause of those mammaries;)

[Peachy34]

ok peeps- its been real, but i must retire. i shall return in the morning-gotta work bright and early-bleh-..perhaps i shall open up shop for another fun filled day at the cock!

[Number27]

for some reason, we need a water slide in this joint

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
you're all my favorites...beer tits its at higher status, cause of those mammaries;) w00t!

and you haven't even seen the REAL things!

[Number27]

yet;)

[RuggerSelkie]

http://www4.informatik.uni-erlangen.de/~msrex/images/how/exhausted.gif

[katedid81]

you need some time at the 'Cock Freddie.

PNP

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
yet;) :eek:

[RuggerSelkie]

I still gotta finish with weights and push ups. Bleh. And I have cotton mouth. Water is the key folks. Drinks lots of water.

[katedid81]

water is key


however tonight i'm all beer :D

[Number27]

I am out of The 'Cock for a while, need sleeeeeeeeeeeep

[katedid81]

awwww


the 'Cock without Los is like...

well....


sleep well

[RuggerSelkie]

What the hell happened?

Oh wait...time zones. Freakin' Arizona.

[katedid81]

umm, not even midnight here. weird.

[RuggerSelkie]

I read five pages after I leave...I come back, dead.

Do I smell? *Whiff* Damn, I definitely do. I'll hop in the shower in a sec...

[dmbnj79]

Rock out with your Cock out.

[katedid81]

the ?s gotta bust a nut just to jissum(sp)


mraz lyrics...

[RuggerSelkie]

I'll do that Ree. And I don't know what to say to that Kate.

You know there's something wrong with a group of people when someone pops their shoulder out and we all laugh.

It was funny though.

[katedid81]

haha, i was listening to that when i opened up the 'Cock...so i typed it.

[maxpower]

You know what's funny about that Jamie quote you have in your sig Freddie? Jamie runs into walls all the time without the alcohol.










Hi baby. . . ;) :)

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
Hi baby. . . ;) :)

hi sweetie. :)

[katedid81]

awww jamie is a klutz? how cute :)

[RuggerSelkie]

Naked time...

[jcantrell82]

sweet. i'm all about naked time.

[maxpower]

Me too!

*takes off clothes*

[dmbnj79]

ah no! put that back on!

[maxpower]

But I don't wanna wear clothes. :(

[dmbnj79]

but no one wants to see you naked.

not even your lady! :lol

[maxpower]

Yeah, it's pretty sad when it comes down to that.

[katedid81]

soooo.

[dmbnj79]

Where's that chiz-at anyway?

I feel the Wrath of T.

[katedid81]

barely midnight wowo.

[dmbnj79]

Its 1 am.

[RuggerSelkie]

Alright 'Cockaroos. I'm fresh, clean, the collar's popped, and I'm ready to face the world again.

[katedid81]

haha. central standard time

[dmbnj79]

Aight.

Time for bed.

Enjoy the cock while I'm gone.

[katedid81]

i always enjoy the 'Cock


night Ree!