Party At The Hancock

[dmbnj79]

I'm having difficulty getting off of The Cock.

Night Kate :)

[katedid81]

i understand the power of the 'Cock.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
I'm having difficulty getting off of The Cock.

Night Kate :)

We got you hooked. :) Later Miss Ree.

[katedid81]

we're done our job here at the 'Cock.

[katedid81]

the 'Cock works for me!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
we're done our job here at the 'Cock.

In deed.

[sean5033]

It's great to be back with my 'Cock this evening. how is everyone?

[katedid81]

'Cocktastic!

[sean5033]

Originally posted by katedid81
'Cocktastic!

That's definatly quotable.

[katedid81]

every word is better with "-tastic" tacked on


especially 'Cock...well, 'Cock is good with anything...

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by sean5033
That's definatly quotable.

Well ya gotta get the whole thing then....

*sifts through thread....wow, this got big*

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Well ya gotta get the whole thing then....

*sifts through thread....wow, this got big* oh the places i could go with that!

[RuggerSelkie]

Spelling is a little different, but same effect;

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
That's cocktastick. I'm cocking, cocking outta here. Cock.

Or you can go with this idea:

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I'm trying to curb my profanities...maybe I can substitute 'Cock for everthing.

I'm tired of all this 'Cocking 'Cock and 'Cockness on the boards of late. 'Cock!

[sean5033]

got real big really fast eh?

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
oh the places i could go with that!

Naughty

[katedid81]

'Cockalicious!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Naughty yeah dude. of course. this is me

[sean5033]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Spelling is a little different, but same effect;



Or you can go with this idea:

I dont even know what to say to those. Absolutly Cocktastic!

[RuggerSelkie]

We're 'cocksmarching.org....'cocking good times since 2001.

[katedid81]

right on

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
We're 'cocksmarching.org....'cocking good times since 2001. haha, cocksmarching.org

[sean5033]

Cocksmarching.com is actually taken...


Cocksmarching.org is available.

[katedid81]

the official cock hopping site

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by sean5033
Cocksmarching.com is actually taken...



Are you serious? I don't even want to know what that is (go do it Kate). That's 'cockrageous.

[sean5033]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Are you serious? I don't even want to know what that is (go do it Kate). That's 'cockrageous.

I diddn't try going there, I just looked it up in the domain registry. I can't believe that... Kate, go check it out. you know you want to.

[RuggerSelkie]

Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate!

[katedid81]

haha, why have i been elected to check it out?


okay, brb

[sean5033]

because I'm scared to go there. I really don't want to see it. Altho it's probably just a blank page... the thought frightens me.

[katedid81]

it was blank

[sean5033]

Originally posted by katedid81
it was blank

That's kinda what I figured...

[sean5033]

all that excitement, and then nothing. what a let down.

[katedid81]

yeah, i tried variations too, but no dice

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
yeah, i tried variations too, but no dice

You were just hoping weren't you. ;)

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
You were just hoping weren't you. ;) you know it.

[sean5033]

Originally posted by katedid81
yeah, i tried variations too, but no dice

Hmm... I'm trying to think of something that involves various positions of letters, but its just not coming to me right now...

I can tell its there. but I just finished a job application, so my mind isn't in the right place.

[RuggerSelkie]

After you've had the real thing, porn isn't as satisfying. But that's just me.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by sean5033
Hmm... I'm trying to think of something that involves various positions of letters, but its just not coming to me right now...

I can tell its there. but I just finished a job application, so my mind isn't in the right place. haha kama sutra of letters

[sean5033]

Originally posted by katedid81
haha kama sutra of letters

Something like that... I guess we'll never know.

[katedid81]

funny when you're small the moon follows the car
there's 'Cock but you see
hey! the 'Cock is chasing me!

[sean5033]

Don't burn the 'Cock

[katedid81]

love to stay, love to play at the 'Cock

[RuggerSelkie]

'Cock Would You Say

[katedid81]

so much to 'Cock

[RuggerSelkie]

'Cock Into Me

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
'Cock Into Me :lol


'Cock Me

'Cockaween

[sean5033]

1-800-help-my-'Cock
help my 'Cock
help my 'Cock


edit: diddnt look right with out the 'C lowercase..

[sean5033]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
'Cock Into Me

:lol good one!

[RuggerSelkie]

#'Cock

[katedid81]

'Cock Up

[RuggerSelkie]

Don't Drink The 'Cock

[katedid81]

The Last 'Cock

[sean5033]

'Cock in my eyes,
like a diamond in the sky
how I wonder...

[sean5033]

Big Eyed 'Cock

[katedid81]

John the 'Cockelator

[sean5033]

on a different topic, I realized my 400th post was about 7 posts ago...

[katedid81]

Originally posted by sean5033
Big Eyed 'Cock :lol

segue into

'Cocktender

[katedid81]

Originally posted by sean5033
on a different topic, I realized my 400th post was about 7 posts ago... congrats on a 'Cocktabulous achievement!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by sean5033
Big Eyed 'Cock

:lol

We are having way to much fun with this.

[sean5033]

Originally posted by katedid81
:lol

segue into

'Cocktender

Naturally...

[katedid81]

man and we could keep going

[RuggerSelkie]

Indeed. I need to hang up some flyers real quick though. I'll be back up in this piece in a sec.

[nutter58]

seems i've missed the party. hmm.

[katedid81]

oh sue. where there's a 'Cock there's always a party!

[sean5033]

Originally posted by katedid81
man and we could keep going

I think I'm spent... give me about 20-30 minutes to re-coup and we can go at it again.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by sean5033
I think I'm spent... give me about 20-30 minutes to re-coup and we can go at it again. i don't even have to comment

[nutter58]

Originally posted by katedid81
oh sue. where there's a 'Cock there's always a party! thats right! i've been having a private party, but i just had to come check out the world famous 'cock ;)

[katedid81]

oh my!

[nutter58]

Originally posted by sean5033
I think I'm spent... give me about 20-30 minutes to re-coup and we can go at it again. re-coup? i've lost all meaning of the word lately. :lol

[sean5033]

Originally posted by katedid81
i don't even have to comment

I'm getting the hang of it around here...

[katedid81]

Originally posted by sean5033
I'm getting the hang of it around here... you've always known how to handle the 'Cock

[sean5033]

Originally posted by katedid81
you've always known how to handle the 'Cock

I suppose I just needed a little extra practice, it's been such a long time.

[katedid81]

the 'Cock does like to get a workout everyday

[sean5033]

It does, sometimes two workouts a day.

[katedid81]

well 'Cockateers...i'm gonna go crawl into my nice soft bed.


night!

[sean5033]

The 'Cock, Sponsored by

iPharmacy.md (http://www.iPharmacy.md)

[mrottondo]

*pokes head into thread*

damn, just when i wanted to party, everybody starts leaving...

HEY! WHO GRABBED MY ASS!?

[sean5033]

Originally posted by mrottondo

HEY! WHO GRABBED MY ASS!?


sorry about that...

[mrottondo]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!!!

*runs away*

[sean5033]

Diddn't mean to scare you away there. It was a mistake, honest!

[RuggerSelkie]

My 'Cock buddy left. S'all good. There's still a few of you out there.

[Holemandaddy]

Originally posted by sean5033
sorry about that...
:freak

[nutter58]

i'm here but barely breathing

[mrottondo]

*throws Sue an oxygen tank*

[nutter58]

thanks. i need it.

[Mark]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
mark you're such a pussy. i mean, damn, you just got here.

you can't handle the 'Cock for more than 10 minutes.

i don't like to handle cock, jamie. sorry.

[Number27]

pulsating

[proudest_monkee]

You guys are in party mode already????? It's a little early to be drinking isn't it???

[Number27]

its only 10 am....im way behind schedule

[proudest_monkee]

Can you make one of these???

http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=853

[Number27]

that sounds really good right now

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0105/tv.finales/07.cheers.jpg
This man right here will make that for you, since I gotta get going to Ethics...pfff Ethics

[Peachy34]

its never to early for beer!! hey, it's not just for breakfast anymore!!

morning all!! time to open up shop

[FPrefect61]

Anna, there will be plenty of beer at Central Park, why don't you fly up for it?

[proudest_monkee]

"Bartender please, fill my glass for me...with a big "juicy pussy".

[dancergirl40ky]

That drink sounds disgusting.

[Peachy34]

Originally posted by Number27
that sounds really good right now

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0105/tv.finales/07.cheers.jpg
This man right here will make that for you, since I gotta get going to Ethics...pfff Ethics

its diane!! my mom looks just like shelley long.

that show was the best...

[Peachy34]

Originally posted by FPrefect61
Anna, there will be plenty of beer at Central Park, why don't you fly up for it?

peer pressure is taking over...i ordered 2 tickets...just in case...

[FPrefect61]

Originally posted by Peachy34
peer pressure is taking over...i ordered 2 tickets...just in case...

I knew it!! Now start looking at flights... :)

[Peachy34]

ive been looking...the big problem is work... i cant ask for the days off since i have the 19th off already for tennessee...

[dmbnj79]

i know tons of good bars where:

the beer flows like wine.

and the beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capistrano.

[asmjm39]

Good morning 'Cockateers! I just ordered a ticket for the NYC show with no plane ticket and nowhere to stay! What the hell was I thinking? Beer me! I need one!

[recentlytrippin]

NORM!!!

[asmjm39]

Sup?

[Peachy34]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Good morning 'Cockateers! I just ordered a ticket for the NYC show with no plane ticket and nowhere to stay! What the hell was I thinking? Beer me! I need one!

hey me too!!! i deff need a few beers! hmmm, on the to do list-get a plane ticket-figure out how to get off work... one more drink please...

[RuggerSelkie]

I am so stiff.

[asmjm39]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I am so stiff.

Great, more innuendo!

[Number27]

drink this wine, for it is I

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Great, more innuendo!

Oh yeah. That too. But really, I am physically stiff.

[Number27]

Freddie needs a nice long massage. Get those muscles relaxed.

[katedid81]

i'll take a massage too

[Number27]

massages 'cocking rule, I haven't had one of those in a while...

[jprzybys]

I love them and miss them, mmmmm, massage:)

[katedid81]

me either.

maybe i can con someone into giving me one soon

[Number27]

yea, I need a massage as well...

[katedid81]

i'm also hungry.

soo, if someone would like to get me some lunch and a massage, i'd appreciate it.

[RuggerSelkie]

It's 'Cockin' Kate.

[katedid81]

word to yo 'Cock

[asmjm39]

'Cock me in the 'Cock! I need a 'Cocking job like nobody's 'Cocking business! I am so 'Cocking bored sitting at home all day long! But I love all you 'Cockateers!

Cheers!!

[Number27]

Cheers!!!!!

[asmjm39]

Beer me Los!

[Peachy34]

beer me too! i booked my airfare!! i'm a' goin' to the big apple!!

[asmjm39]

I am jealous! I just do not know if I can pull it off!

[Number27]

Beered!

Norm, check out the boob thread;)

[asmjm39]

That thread is great! Speaking of boobs, wheres Beer Tits at? I miss her frothy mammaries.

[Number27]

She must be doing hw or taking a beer break:lol

[asmjm39]

Love that Beer Tits!

[dancergirl40ky]

Beer me, the kids will be home in 15 minutes.

[Number27]

beered!

[asmjm39]

Love the beer!

[dancergirl40ky]

Thanks, I have to go teach in an hour and half. I better not drink too much. The hubby is taking me for chinese tonight.

[asmjm39]

Bring the leftovers to the 'Cock! I love chinese food!

[Number27]

oooh sloppy seconds:lol

[asmjm39]

Better than trashy thirds!

[Number27]

true true

[RuggerSelkie]

You guys are funny. :)

[Number27]

We try, we try. :)

[mrottondo]

hahaha you guys said cock

[Number27]

haha, you said guys:p

[katedid81]

back at the 'Cock cuz my nap got interrupted

[Number27]

I hate when that happens

[katedid81]

our sirens in our building are incredibly loud

[Peachy34]

fire drill?

[droseh41]

Woohoo!! I am finally getting to go to a show this summer! Central Park here I come! Don't ya guys think I deserve it?! :D

(i'm gonna be talking about this a lot lately...I just really can't wait. :p)

[RuggerSelkie]

Hey Rich, we need a good picture.

[Trainer2375]

Yo Freddie :)

[RuggerSelkie]

This guy has the right idea. I think I need some coffee or something though.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Trainer2375
Yo Freddie :)

Hey, what up? How's the desert?

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Hey Rich, we need a good picture.


I'll be with you in a few minutes...

Food to be ingested...

[maxpower]

Hey guys. Is it time to party yet?

[Trainer2375]

sure. *hands rob a beer*

what's up?!? how the hell have you been?

[maxpower]

Sweet! You've got my favorite kind of beer. . . uhhhhh. . . beer! haha

I've been good. Mounds of homework. Just the usual. Now I get to party at work until 11:00.

Oh, and I just finished a sammich. I'm about to eat this here apple too. :)

How have you been?

[asmjm39]

The jobless life continues. Give me a beer or twelve

[RuggerSelkie]

NORM!!! Sorry to here that dude. The man is keeping you down.

[asmjm39]

He is!

[RuggerSelkie]

I think I have a hole in my lip cuz every time take a sip of water, I spill it all over my damn shirt.

Alright you 'Cockers, class beckons. See yas 'round the wagon. Cheers and good times.

And give Matty another beer for the man keepin' him down.

[asmjm39]

Sweet! Beer me! Its time to dance!

[recentlytrippin]

Newest addition to the 'Cock:


Now this could make for some good cooler talk...


http://www.epartyschool.com/images/heine.jpg

[asmjm39]

Rich that is genius, pure genius.

[maxpower]

Wow, what do I have to do to get a "water" cooler like that here at MY work??

[proudest_monkee]

Evening all!!!

[loogs91]

ok, im here again! ready to partay! what's the dress code this evening? (referring to last night's no pants rule)

[asmjm39]

Pants are always optional.

--removes pants---

[loogs91]

goin to get some food...anyone want anything?

[proudest_monkee]

Originally posted by loogs91
goin to get some food...anyone want anything?

White Castles...mmmmmmmmmmm

[asmjm39]

I need a shot! This is too much crap for me to handle! I want a job yet I want to go to Central Park!

[loogs91]

go to central park and get a job working for the band. best of both worlds

[recentlytrippin]

I don't know about all of you but I'm ready to boogie down!!!
http://www.epartyschool.com/images/4421.jpg

[Mark]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
I don't know about all of you but I'm ready to boogie down!!!
http://www.epartyschool.com/images/4421.jpg

DAD!

[recentlytrippin]

http://www.epartyschool.com/images/baby2funny.jpg

[RuggerSelkie]

Hey party people...I gotta break in between classes.

[katedid81]

i get to go out tomorrow i get to go out tomorrow i get to go out tomorrow!

[RuggerSelkie]

Okay. No party people currently. I'll get back at yas later. Back to the grind.

[katedid81]

i'm a party people!

[jcantrell82]

i'm a party people too. :D

[Number27]

So, who wants to party??
Me!

[katedid81]

w00t! we have three 'Cock party people!

[jcantrell82]

yay!!

*gets out beer hose and sprays people with it*

hmmmm.... wet t-shirt contest? :D

[katedid81]

i got the beer right here!

[recentlytrippin]

I'm game.


http://www.thaigamestudio.com/3.jpg

[katedid81]

priceless

[Number27]

if i grope someone, im sorry, my hands have a mind of their own

[katedid81]

time for pjs

[Number27]

we should have a pj party, but then people would be naked...like Rob, we dont need that...

[loogs91]

Im partying! woot!

[loogs91]

people get naked in the 'cock anyways, how is that different than normal?

[katedid81]

woo for pjs

[loogs91]

oh yeah, i didn't notice, but we passed the boob thread sometime recently.

[loogs91]

dammit kate, you screwed up my monologue i had goin on there.

;)

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
yay!!

*gets out beer hose and sprays people with it*

hmmmm.... wet t-shirt contest? :D

Sweet! I love it when people can see my nipples.

[jcantrell82]

hmm........... man boobs?

hey! beer!

[Number27]

woo wet t-shirts!

[smallwaise]

is the hancock gonna close for tomorrow?

[rockyracoon]

so, i hear there's a party around here somewhere? can anyone point me in the right direction?

[maxpower]

Originally posted by rockyracoon
so, i hear there's a party around here somewhere? can anyone point me in the right direction?

*points to crotch*

Oh, wait. . . you're a guy!

Sorry. . . ummm. . . . quick! Over there!!

*runs away*

[katedid81]

Originally posted by loogs91
dammit kate, you screwed up my monologue i had goin on there.

;) sorry, but pjs are good

[rockyracoon]

*checks over there*

i don't see anything.

*calmly, but sadly, walks away*

[maxpower]

*comes back into room*

Hey, no hard feelings. Here, have a beer. Beer makes everything better.

[jcantrell82]

:lol

you guys are lovers, just admit it.

[dancergirl40ky]

Evening guys, I'm back from chinese, have left over Mu Shu if anyone wants. Could I get a beer? and hand me that T-shirt so I can get in the contest.

[jcantrell82]

*gives stacy a t-shirt*

[dancergirl40ky]

Thanks, don't you have something smaller, I'll nver win with this one.

[jcantrell82]

:lol :lol

ohhh, sorry.

*hands stacy another, smaller t-shirt*

[katedid81]

who needs shirts?

[jcantrell82]

good point kate. let's get naked.

[maxpower]

Naked time!!!

[rockyracoon]

fine, but i'm leaving my socks on. it's cool, they're knee high.

[dancergirl40ky]

*gets naked, starts pouring beer on boobs* no wait , is that alcohol abuse?

[maxpower]

Socks will be necessary if we're gonna be sliding across any hardwood floors.

Unless there's baby oil. . .

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by rockyracoon
fine, but i'm leaving my socks on. it's cool, they're knee high.

Oh , that sounds really sexy:rolleyes:

[maxpower]

Oh no. . . beer seems to have gotten all over my penis. . . who will ever get that off. . . . .

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
Oh no. . . beer seems to have gotten all over my penis. . . who will ever get that off. . . . .

:lol

uh oh!! here comes fletcher!

[rockyracoon]

what were you doing with that beer?

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by maxpower
Oh no. . . beer seems to have gotten all over my penis. . . who will ever get that off. . . . . :lol :lol :lol :lol I don't think I'm going there - I haven't even finish one beer.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
*gets naked, starts pouring beer on boobs* no wait , is that alcohol abuse? no milk here. just beer.

[dancergirl40ky]

9 days Kate :)

[RuggerSelkie]

Hello.

[jcantrell82]

FREDDIE!!! :) :D

*throws freddie a beer*

[maxpower]

It's the king of good ideas!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
9 days Kate :) i'm stoked.


are you coming to the BW for the party?

[RuggerSelkie]

I can't drink right yet. I have to advise a meeting in half an hour. Responsibility has its uncool times.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
It's the king of good ideas!

yeah.

he's also the king of your mamma.

at least in the bedroom.

[recentlytrippin]

Alright ya'll, I'm out.
See you tomorrow, same 'Cock place, same 'Cock time.




Great hanging with ants!!!

[jcantrell82]

night rich! :)

[maxpower]

Yeah, she's always making him sound great.

Then again, I make your mom feel great every night.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
yeah.

he's also the king of your mamma.

at least in the bedroom.

Wow. You learn something new everyday. At least now I can take advantage of it now.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
Yeah, she's always making him sound great.

Then again, I make your mom feel great every night.

wow. that was lame, baby. :(

[katedid81]

wow, rob's been on everyone's mama

[RuggerSelkie]

Later Richie. I always show up at the wrong times. S'all good.

[rockyracoon]

hey bartender, i'll take an O'DULES LIGHT!

[katedid81]

hey the important thing is that we all bumped into each other at the 'Cock

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by rockyracoon
hey bartender, i'll take an O'DULES LIGHT!

1. It's O'doul's

2. There are ways of making that effective.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
1. It's O'doul's

2. There are ways of making that effective. yes. don't drink it

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
yes. don't drink it

Well that's true too. But my wife bought that stuff for some assignment once and I made it work. :evil

[rockyracoon]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
1. It's O'doul's

2. There are ways of making that effective.


my bad. ... "ahem , hey bartender, i'll take an O'doul's light." better?

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Well that's true too. But my wife bought that stuff for some assignment once and I made it work. :evil what did you do?

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by katedid81
i'm stoked.


are you coming to the BW for the party?

Yep - I plan to get into Nashville fairly early. I hope the BW is close to where I am staying. It will be me and my friend Susan. No husbands - yeah - girls road trip :D

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by rockyracoon
my bad. ... "ahem , hey bartender, i'll take an O'doul's light." better?

My bad. I should have put one of these on there :). I knew what ya meant.

But we don't serve that here anyway. Cuz like Kate basically said...why? You're more than welcome to a ginger ale though. :) That's LD's drink of choice.

[jcantrell82]

hey someone pour me some captain :D

[willnole]

Captain and Coke for Jamie.

Makers and Coke for me :)

[rockyracoon]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
My bad. I should have put one of these on there :). I knew what ya meant.

But we don't serve that here anyway. Cuz like Kate basically said...why? You're more than welcome to a ginger ale though. :) That's LD's drink of choice.

it's all good. i was just being an ass. i might go grab a ginger ale, seeing as i'm not much of a alcohol fan.

[maxpower]

I wanna be a captain!

arrr matey!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Yep - I plan to get into Nashville fairly early. I hope the BW is close to where I am staying. It will be me and my friend Susan. No husbands - yeah - girls road trip :D awesome!

i'm getting there the night before since it's an 8 hour drive for me

have i mentioned how excited i am?

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
hey someone pour me some captain :D my kinda girl!


just call me CptnKate!

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by willnole
Captain and Coke for Jamie.

Makers and Coke for me :)

thanks will!!

now let's watch some raw.

[maxpower]

*straightens pirate hat - grabs sword*

arr! Where be my parrot?

[willnole]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
thanks will!!

now let's watch some raw.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by willnole
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:lol

dirtiest player in da game

[willnole]

Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it's still got the longest line!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[katedid81]

mmm, cyber food

[willnole]

Captain CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!

...and the Teen Angels!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by willnole
Captain CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!

...and the Teen Angels!