Party At The Hancock

[jcantrell82]

murdock is next. :) don't you worry.

i had a request for Face, though. so i had to do him first.

haha
i did Face.

[Fluff]

hmmmmm

[RuggerSelkie]

Whoa. I just got an e-mail from the IRS stating they were interested in me. They got my name from our MBA director. They're interested in me for a Criminal Investigation position. Damn, my heart pounded for a sec. At first I was like, "Crap, I knew I should have just had an accountant do my taxes."






Or maybe it's a set up. :eek:

Off to the last meeting of the day.

[nutter58]

Originally posted by UJCdream
thanks guys :)

this round's on me! :D tasty.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
murdock is next. :) don't you worry.

i had a request for Face, though. so i had to do him first.

haha
i did Face. :babe

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Whoa. I just got an e-mail from the IRS stating they were interested in me. They got my name from our MBA director. They're interested in me for a Criminal Investigation position. Damn, my heart pounded for a sec. At first I was like, "Crap, I knew I should have just had an accountant do my taxes."






Or maybe it's a set up. :eek:

Off to the last meeting of the day. coolness.

a meeting huh? i'm shocked and appalled

[jcantrell82]

shock and awe

[AU1880]

dmbc is boring right now

[katedid81]

ah, dmbc is frequently boring.

cept allstate

[RuggerSelkie]

It's good to be the boss.

[AU1880]

Originally posted by katedid81
ah, dmbc is frequently boring.

cept allstate

all my buddies are gone though

[jcantrell82]

it's good to be the bitch.

oh no wait, it sucks.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
It's good to be the boss. you're springsteen?

well hello Bruce

[jcantrell82]

born in the usa

[jcantrell82]

how did it feel to dance with courtney cox?

[RuggerSelkie]

Yup. I'll be on the NAU website with an ass shot in front of a bulletin board.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
how did it feel to dance with courtney cox? She has no rhythm.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Yup. I'll be on the NAU website with an ass shot in front of a bulletin board. :eek:

[katedid81]

oh, i wanna dance with somebody...with somebody who loves me...yeahhh


blast from the past

[IlliniGal]

que sera, sera
whatever will be will be
the future's not ours to se
que sera, sera

[Fluff]

mmmmmmmmmmm yeah

[nutter58]

hmm.

[jcantrell82]

a monkey will eat dirt... if you make him.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by IlliniGal
que sera, sera
whatever will be will be
the future's not ours to se
que sera, sera how'd the second test go?

[Fluff]

i got nothing

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
a monkey will eat dirt... if you make him. Well that's not very fair to Rob. Maybe he wants something else.

[jcantrell82]

nah, he likes dirt after a while.

[nutter58]

i know a guy that eats mud.

[jcantrell82]

there was this kid tristan at the daycare.... if we went out to play, that kid had all kinds of shit in his mouth before it was over.

[katedid81]

aww jamie. don't talk about yourself that way. you're not dirty.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Well that's not very fair to Rob. Maybe he wants something else.

All I wanted was some pie. :(

[RuggerSelkie]

Poontang pie

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by katedid81
aww jamie. don't talk about yourself that way. you're not dirty.

:lol

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Poontang pie

The best pie there is!

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Poontang pie

i saw it when it was "poontag" :p

[RuggerSelkie]

No it didn't.

[katedid81]

tag that pie!

[RuggerSelkie]

Hey! Rob's the only one that get's picked on here.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by katedid81
tag that pie!

:lol :lol

[maxpower]

Yeah. Why is that??

*pushes up nerd glasses*

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Hey! Rob's the only one that get's picked on here.

not anymore! :p

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Hey! Rob's the only one that get's picked on here. yeah, everyone else just gets picked up

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
yeah, everyone else just gets picked up And slammed down on the pool table.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by katedid81
yeah, everyone else just gets picked up

i only got picked up once.

then Rob dropped me. :(

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
And slammed down on the pool table. score!

[maxpower]

I don't wanna do homework.

[Fluff]

its nice outside

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
score! I just realized I combined two mediums.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
i only got picked up once.

then Rob dropped me. :(

Yeah. . . on the bed! ;)




*thrusts*

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by maxpower
I don't wanna do homework. You can eat dirt?

[IlliniGal]

Originally posted by katedid81
how'd the second test go?
eh...not as good as the first. but i'm not thinking about them until i get them back :D

wait, scratch that smiley....time for more studying :(

[UJCdream]

my tattoo is itchy.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
You can eat dirt?

or drop me on the bed? ;)



:lol

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I just realized I combined two mediums. did ya now? ;)

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
You can eat dirt?

I can?

[RuggerSelkie]

We could always use a pool table in here too.

[maxpower]

Wait. . . . pool table? Where's the mini fridge with beer though??

[jcantrell82]

the note on my computer:

"Please do not install/use Instant Messengers or any other programs of a non-academic nature. Violators will be asked to leave the lab."

:rolleyes:

so yeah, AIM me: jcantrell82

[katedid81]

http://www.canadianbiker.com/pooltable/pooltable7.jpg

[Holemandaddy]

haha

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
http://www.canadianbiker.com/pooltable/pooltable7.jpg We can get three or four Ants on that thing.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
We can get three or four Ants on that thing. 6 or so with people on top

[Fluff]

nice

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
6 or so with people on top Well that depends on what they're doing now.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Well that depends on what they're doing now.

BJ?

[katedid81]

take your pick.

[jcantrell82]

sweet!

i can't wait for the Pool Table Orgy.

[jcantrell82]

ps: i call kate.





:p

[nutter58]

i think i'm gonna head out. later 'cockers.

[maxpower]

*takes off pants*

[katedid81]

can i bring my...







































...cue?

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
take your prick. Naughty naughty

[katedid81]

Originally posted by nutter58
i think i'm gonna head out. later 'cockers. laterness!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Naughty naughty well you know ;)

[jcantrell82]

can i bring my...



































chalk?


oh wait, that's not sexy. scratch that.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
ps: i call kate.





:p :eek:

[jcantrell82]

night sue! :)

[maxpower]

Can I bring my. . . .

































pengin PJ's?

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
ps: i call kate.

:p Whoa whoa! I am not getting stuck with Rob!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Whoa whoa! I am not getting stuck with Rob!

That's a first. You're always hitting on me.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Whoa whoa! I am not getting stuck with Rob!

hell yeah you are! and you'll LIKE it, mister!

[Fluff]

jay z is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good

[nutter58]

i call the sexy aussie. .. .




























. .. .wait -

[jcantrell82]

sue, you can join me and kate ;)

[IlliniGal]

lord you guys are horny.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
sue, you can join me and kate ;) I am NOT getting stuck with the dirt eater!

[maxpower]

Well, I do have an erection.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by IlliniGal
lord you guys are horny.

you bet your ass we are.

[nutter58]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
sue, you can join me and kate ;) i think i'd be too early if that happened ;)


damn. yea. that'd be fiiiiiiiiiiiine :D

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by IlliniGal
lord you guys are horny. Well I'm a frog.

[nutter58]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
you bet your ass we are. i swear you said wet. hmm. well, it should!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I am NOT getting stuck with the dirt eater! dirt's not the only thing he eats!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by katedid81
dirt's not the only thing he eats!

Pie?

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by katedid81
dirt's not the only thing he eats!


shhhhhhhhh!

:lol

[katedid81]

Originally posted by IlliniGal
lord you guys are horny. you're the one who's location is "in the bedroom" ;)

[maxpower]

Be right back. Gotta call that "hottie with the body" (a.k.a Jamie)

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
dirt's not the only thing he eats! Oh man.

[jcantrell82]

brb.... gotta go talk to my sweetheart. :)

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Oh man.

Oh FUN!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by maxpower
Be right back. Gotta call that "hottie with the body" (a.k.a Jamie) Phew

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by maxpower
Oh FUN! I shoulda changed that to something besides man.

[katedid81]

i call phone sex.

but that's just me

[IlliniGal]

Originally posted by katedid81
you're the one who's location is "in the bedroom" ;)
good call.

who wants to join me?

[nutter58]

Originally posted by katedid81
i call phone sex.

but that's just me :babe

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
i call phone sex.

but that's just me You do? How is that?

[nutter58]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
You do? How is that? she calls me.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by IlliniGal
good call.

who wants to join me? You gotta pool table?

[IlliniGal]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
You gotta pool table?
yeah, but it's outside ;)

[Fluff]

what is wrong wit me

[katedid81]

Originally posted by nutter58
she calls me. no no, you call me

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by IlliniGal
yeah, but it's outside ;) If there's snow, we can get some Kate action too.

[IlliniGal]

no snow here. it's a bit nipply out though.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
If there's snow, we can get some Kate action too. did someone say snow?

[Fluff]

yeh

[nutter58]

Originally posted by katedid81
no no, you call me oh - that's right.

[RuggerSelkie]

New di tee!

New di tee!


What movie was that from?

[jcantrell82]

alright.

bizzack.

[IlliniGal]

ma chambre a la forme d'une cage....

i'm headin' to the library. hope you horndogs have fun ;)

[jcantrell82]

whoa! did someone say phone sex??

[nutter58]

doo doo doot

[jcantrell82]

bye nat :)

[maxpower]

Back!

Damn, that was some good phone sex.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by IlliniGal
ma chambre a la forme d'une cage....

i'm headin' to the library. hope you horndogs have fun ;) You're gonna have sex in the library? Okay.

[nutter58]

<- queen of phone sex. now - to get them to call me. :lol

[katedid81]

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
You're gonna have sex in the library? Okay. nothing wrong with that

[jcantrell82]

you can borrow my dirty librarian glasses :lol

[Fluff]

sex is good

[RuggerSelkie]

Clean those things up!

[nutter58]

dirrty

[maxpower]

mmmmmmmmmm. . . dirty librarian glasses. . .

[IlliniGal]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
You're gonna have sex in the library? Okay.
it's a distinct possibility :eek: ;)

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by IlliniGal
it's a distinct possibility :eek: ;)

niiiiiiice.

[jcantrell82]

wait...... there's a pool table at the library? :confused:

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by IlliniGal
it's a distinct possibility :eek: ;) Really? I am good.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Really? I am good. oh are you now?

[RuggerSelkie]

I am a wise man.

So I'm told.

[maxpower]

Yes, are you, Freddie?

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I am a wise man.

So I'm told. damn, who's the hooker who said that?

[jcantrell82]

huh? who's good? :confused:

[nutter58]

the sexy girl that wears those dirrty librarian glasses.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
huh? who's good? :confused: ask the dirt licker

i mean, he did extra curriculate with him on the pool table

[jcantrell82]

:lol :lol

"extra-curriculate"

[katedid81]

:D

[nutter58]

later 'cockers.

[Fluff]

im owt......night all

[jcantrell82]

night sue(again :p) and erin :)

[katedid81]

bye sue, bye fluff

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
night sue(again :p) and erin :)

[jcantrell82]

freddie, you are one lazy bastard. :)

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
freddie, you are one lazy bastard. :)

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by katedid81

[mrottondo]

i'm out, take care everybody!

[jcantrell82]

night marc! :hug

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
freddie, you are one lazy bastard. :)

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
night marc! :hug

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
night marc! :hug

[maxpower]

.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
night marc! :hug

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82

[katedid81]

Originally posted by katedid81
:cool:

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
freddie, you are one lazy bastard. :)

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
HEY!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
HEY! jude

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
HEY!

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by katedid81
jude

[maxpower]

Originally posted by maxpower
*takes off pants*

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
jude has a big o butt!

Oh yeah!

[Alix]

Hey Guys! :)

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
*takes off pants*


;)

how YOU doin'?

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by Alix
Hey Guys! :)

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
;)

how YOU doin'?

Soooooooooo good!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by Alix
Hey Guys! :)

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
Soooooooooo good!

hehe ;)

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
hehe ;)

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
freddie has a big o butt!

Oh yeah!

[RuggerSelkie]

Enough of this shinanigans!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Enough of this shinanigans!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Eat my shinanigans!

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Enough of this shinanigans!

[RuggerSelkie]

I am getting ripped apart here.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I am getting ass ripped apart here.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Enough of this shinanigans! only for a litre of cola

[Alix]

:lol hey rob

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
i own all the Richard Simmons videos. that's right. i Sweat to the Oldies on a regular basis.

freddie.. that's just....... odd. :freak

[maxpower]

Originally posted by Alix
:lol hey rob

Hey Alix!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
only for a litre of cola Here's two. http://www.welchsinternational.com/products/images_l/soda_liters.jpg

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
Hey Alix!

how ya doin' alix? :)

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Here's two. http://www.welchsinternational.com/products/images_l/soda_liters.jpg

welch's???? not no, but HELL no.

[katedid81]

w00t

[Alix]

I'm good Jamie ..how about you!

How's Rob doing?

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Sometimes, when it's late at night, I like to put my head under the covers of my bed and pretend I'm on a space shuttle.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by Alix
I'm good Jamie ..how about you!

How's Rob doing?

rob is good. :) i'm good too.

it's all...good.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
freddie.. that's just....... odd. :freak http://www.yourdoctorinthefamily.com/images/scared.gif

[maxpower]

Originally posted by Alix
I'm good Jamie ..how about you!

How's Rob doing?

Can't beat a rousing game of "use the icon!"

[Alix]

:lol thanks Jamie!:)

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
welch's???? not no, but HELL no. http://www.coca-cola.co.uk/images/splash.gif

[katedid81]

http://www.myroadtrips.com/vegas/coca-cola.jpg

[RuggerSelkie]

http://www.nature.com/nsu/020304/images/oneway_160.jpg

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
sometimes, just for fun... i wear my wife's pantyhose.

[Alix]

WHere'd that come from?

[maxpower]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I like the fishnet stockings the best.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by Alix
WHere'd that come from?

i don't know!! he just said that.

what a weirdo.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by Alix
WHere'd that come from?

Probably from this little paper in the corner.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82


Okay, so I type in 'mommy make it stop' in google and lo and behold, look at one of the images that came up.

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=mommy+make+it+stop&ei=UTF-8&fr=my_top&n=20&fl=0

[katedid81]

http://www.designwrench.com/davina/fotos/fur/coca-cola.jpg

[Alix]

you got it ...

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
my favorite movie of all time? well, i don't know. i guess i'd have to say "Flipper."

[katedid81]

Q Where did he stick that, Jamie?

A In my butt

[Alix]

:lol ... you guys crack me up!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
I'd say Preparation H is the most underrated cream ever.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Okay, so I type in 'mommy make it stop' in google and lo and behold, look at one of the images that came up.

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=mommy+make+it+stop&ei=UTF-8&fr=my_top&n=20&fl=0

:lol that's hilarious.

[Alix]

OMG .... geez!

[dmbnj79]

I hate my job.

[katedid81]

Q Jamie, do you remember telling your mom that Mr. Bob made you eat poopie at the day care?

A No.

Q Okay. Did that ever happen?

A Yes.

Q Tell me about that.

A Well, someone used the bathroom and didn't flush the toilet. Then he saw it and then he took some out and put it on the floor and he made me eat some.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
:lol that's hilarious. That had a purpose!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
I hate my job.

What's up?

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
I hate my job. Protect me Ree and I'll go ABMS on 'em.

[Alix]

Hey Ree *hugs*

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
oftentimes, i find myself wondering, whatever happened to that old gay man who used to hit on me? and also, does he still have my strawberry flavored lube? :confused:

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
:lol

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by katedid81
Q Jamie, do you remember telling your mom that Mr. Bob made you eat poopie at the day care?

okay that didn't happen. ho. :p

[katedid81]

but it's in the transcript!

[dmbnj79]

Seriously yo. I told my boss tonight that I'm super unhappy and I feel like a glorified cash office clerk. He was like....I'm sorry you feel that way.

WHAT THE FUCK.

But, I search monster while at the Cock for a new job. And I talked to someone who used to work at our head office, and goes, "Everytime I used to check into the StaffWorks computer, Marie was always on Antsmarching.org" This was before my promotion.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
I've got the runs.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Seriously yo. I told my boss tonight that I'm super unhappy and I feel like a glorified cash office clerk. He was like....I'm sorry you feel that way.

WHAT THE FUCK.

But, I search monster while at the Cock for a new job. And I talked to someone who used to work at our head office, and goes, "Everytime I used to check into the StaffWorks computer, Marie was always on Antsmarching.org" This was before my promotion. bogus

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
would anyone like a half-stick of gum?

oh that's right honey. i went there.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Seriously yo. I told my boss tonight that I'm super unhappy and I feel like a glorified cash office clerk. He was like....I'm sorry you feel that way.

WHAT THE FUCK.

But, I search monster while at the Cock for a new job. And I talked to someone who used to work at our head office, and goes, "Everytime I used to check into the StaffWorks computer, Marie was always on Antsmarching.org" This was before my promotion. Whoa

[maxpower]

Originally posted by dmbnj79


That's no good at all.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by katedid81
bogus

[Alix]

:lol ... at least you didn't get fired for it!

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
I'm an avid frolicker.

Wow. Just wow.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
you know what's a good movie?

Meet Joe Black.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
best post

[dmbnj79]

And what sucks even more, is that I have VERY limited time with Gary as it is. I'm only spending the whole day Saturday with him.

THAT'S IT.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
The A-Team is the worst TV show EVER!

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
you know what i really fucking HATE? PENGUINS.

People should stop thinking they're so cute and look into using them as a food source.

[dmbnj79]

<--drinking wine.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
And what sucks even more, is that I have VERY limited time with Gary as it is. I'm only spending the whole day Saturday with him.

THAT'S IT.

Have you been looking pretty hard for a new job then?

[RuggerSelkie]

Q Okay. Tell me about [Mr. Bob] sticking a knife in your butt?

A Well, he just stuck the knife in my butt and that's all.

Q Okay. What kind of a knife was it?

A A play knife.

Q What kind of a knife?

A A play knife.

Q A play knife. Was it - - do you know what it was made out of?

A No.

Q Okay. Do you know how big it was? Can you show me

with your hands?

A (Indicating), about that big.


MR. HART: Let the record reflect, Your Honor,

that he's indicating a distance of about six inches.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
Bea Arther is SEXY!

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
<--drinking wine. I'll join ya.....

[Alix]

:( Ree I'm sorry ... but you will figure something out! :)

[dmbnj79]

Not as hard as I should be looking.

I'm about to get all belligerent up in this mothafucka.

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by maxpower
i really love the song "mother, father." it touches me. in that... special place.