Party At The Hancock

[dancergirl40ky]

Kate are you staing at the BW?

[katedid81]

yes indeed

[katedid81]

i'm keeping the 'Cock alive for the ultimate 'Cockateer Freddie

[dancergirl40ky]

I am going to have to say good night. 5:45 will come damn early. Y'all be good and I'll catch ya tommorrow.

[katedid81]

night Stacy!

[RuggerSelkie]

Any 'Cockers left? That was one long meeting, then surprise visit.

[katedid81]

i'm back


awwww, showers are nice

[RuggerSelkie]

Hooray! My wife goes to bed too early these days. I have a feeling I'm gonna be the night person when the baby arrives.

[katedid81]

good bonding time with the kidlet

[RuggerSelkie]

It'll be fun. She'll get a good dose of good music that's for sure.

[katedid81]

woohoo!

too young for the 'Cock though.

[RuggerSelkie]

She won't be ready for that until she's my age. :)

[katedid81]

hahaha.

don't you mean she won't be ready until she's married?

[RuggerSelkie]

Nope. I meant what I said. :)

Figure it out?

[RuggerSelkie]

Hoo-dily, hoo-dily, hoo-dily, hoooooooo

Well, my week is pretty much over. I'm happy about that.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Nope. I meant what I said. :)

Figure it out? well do you mean when she your age now, or when she is your age as in you're 32, and she's 32?

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
well do you mean when she your age now, or when she is your age as in you're 32, and she's 32?

Both. That's the point. She'll never reach my age while I'm alive (God please don't let me have jinxed myself by saying that).

I don't plan on being an overly protective dad, but I can see myself being that way...to a degree. There's a difference between overbearing and protective.

[katedid81]

definite difference

there was a HUGE baby in the store tonight...formula on his face, just blowing spitup bubbles and giggling...

[RuggerSelkie]

I had to edit my post above to cuz I forgot the "don't". That makes a big difference.

Our baby is going to be bordering the 8lb limit I'm sure.

[katedid81]

i was 8lb 6 1/2 ounces

but i was 3 wks late too...and long--and now...not so long

[RuggerSelkie]

I was still feeling out Ants at the time, but you and Heather are really related?

[katedid81]

yeah. pretty distantly though

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
i was 8lb 6 1/2 ounces

but i was 3 wks late too...and long

Yeah, I'm long too.

I mean, I was long...and three weeks late. But my ass was super skinny to the point where they were worried.

[sean5033]

how are things hangin' aroung the 'Cock tonight?

[RuggerSelkie]

Whoops. I started another conversation and discombobulated things.

[katedid81]

long and stong

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by sean5033
how are things hangin' aroung the 'Cock tonight?

Apparently, long.

[sean5033]

good to hear.

[katedid81]

uh oh. we are starting to think alike. it's all this 'Cock

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by katedid81
uh oh. we are starting to think alike. it's all this 'Cock

Well just think of it like we are all one big head at The 'Cock.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Well just think of it like we are all one big head at The 'Cock. haha.

[katedid81]

okay good 'Cocks, i'm going to bed

i have 8am class yee-haw :rolleyes:

[RuggerSelkie]

Later 'Cockin' Kate.

[sean5033]

nite nite Kate.

No 'Cock reference this time, sorry.

(that was a 'Cock reference I guess)

[RuggerSelkie]

You could of thought of something....

Something like, "That's early. Good thing they have cocks that wake you up in the moring."

You know...like the rooster...okay, that was lame.

[sean5033]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
You could of thought of something....

Something like, "That's early. Good thing they have cocks that wake you up in the moring."

You know...like the rooster...okay, that was lame.

I could have spent time on it... Speaking of 'Cocks in the morning tho... I live in the middle of Orlando's Suburbs, about 5 miles from UCF. All freakin night if I'm outside I hear 'Cocks going off... it's really wierd.

[RuggerSelkie]

See you confused me. 'Cocks is this place...The Hancock...The 'Cock...'Cock.

Cocks, cocks, cock...that refers to something completely different. I'm always careful to distiguish between the two....others, not so much.

[sean5033]

I'll need to be more careful in the future.

It's the cocks you'd find on a farm.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by sean5033

It's the cocks you'd find on a farm.

:lol

That's the ambiguity that makes it all great.

:lol

[sean5033]

Originally posted by sean5033
IAll freakin night if I'm outside I hear 'Cocks going off... it's really wierd.

:lol :lol

that's a nice abiguious statment...

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by sean5033
:lol :lol

that's a nice abiguious statment...

This is definitely true.

Adult humor is funny.

[sean5033]

it certainly is.

I can't believe this is the 2041st post about cock jokes...

[sean5033]

Maybe not all cock jokes... but I know I've put my share in...

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by sean5033
it certainly is.

I can't believe this is the 2041st post about cock jokes...

Well it was designed for that purpose. It was designed for laughs and a good time. 'Cock jokes just happen to be funny and cocks can...well, yeah.

:evil

Alright. Time for an exit.

[maxpower]

Just wanted to top the Cock.

[Number27]

I was going to go to UCF....but too many people that I know go there. People I do not normally associate with...so I am going to UNF or UF

[asmjm39]

Mornin Los!

[Peachy34]

morning all!

[Number27]

Morning folk!

[sean5033]

still too early for me, I need to go back to bed...

but goodmorning anyhow. :)

[Number27]

its noon Sean, get your Boyband ass up! :lol

[sean5033]

I was up until 8:00 this AM trying to decide if the hurricane is going to make my drive to NC a pain in the ass next week. my vote is Yes, it will.

[RuggerSelkie]

Hello Hancock folk.

[sean5033]

Hiya.

[Number27]

Sean, are you going to UCF right now?

[asmjm39]

Sup?

[sean5033]

Nope, I went there for a couple of semisters, and took a semister off, going to VCC now.

[RuggerSelkie]

NORM!!!

[sean5033]

UCF's a beautiful school, I just wish they'd do something about parking. and maybe just once stop building so much... UNF has a nice campus too. I have a feeling it's going to be the UCF of north florida in a few years.

When were you going to UCF?

[crashchick1365]

> just spiked diet coke with vodka

work's gonna be FUN this afternoon! :D

[RuggerSelkie]

Aren't Kegs and Eggs always fun?

:p

[asmjm39]

Hey guys. Mellow day here. Now if only that place would call and reject me than my wife can buy my tix to central park.

[asmjm39]

Heres my luck. I get the chance to go to NYC and then I will get the job that prevents me from going!

[RuggerSelkie]

So you got a jobby job?

[asmjm39]

not yet but good chance.

[Number27]

I was going to UCF...I was deferred cause I decided to go there instead of USF, but they accepted me for spring, but I dont feel like transfering so early. So I am going to UNF since I like the Jacksonville area...and it doesnt help that someone I care for a lot lives there. So, its either UF or UNF for me in a years time.

[crashchick1365]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Aren't Kegs and Eggs always fun?

:p

:lol

yeah, it was kegs this morning, eggs this afternoon
;)

[katedid81]

w00t

i need to get crackin on this avatar change

[Number27]

get cracking young lady!

[maxpower]

Homework. . . or Cock. . . homework. . . or Cock. . .

hmmmmmmmm. . .

[jcantrell82]

dammit i can't change my avatar for some reason....... grrrrrrrrrrr

[maxpower]

Hi honey! :)

[jcantrell82]

hey sweetie. ;)

[maxpower]

You've been having so many avatar problems lately. Poor you.

How's your day been?

[Number27]

A Beer cures avatar problems.

[jcantrell82]

haha yeah, i don't know what's wrong...... it doesn't matter what i try, it won't use it. it always says that it's not a valid gif or jpg file. but it IS!! i've even tried avatars from the avatar thread!! nothing works. :(

the only avatar it doesn't reject is Mr. T.

haha my computer is mr. T's bitch.

[jcantrell82]

my day has been alright, except that i have to leave in a sec. :(

[Number27]

I think you need a beer, stat!

[maxpower]

Awww. . . that's no good. I'll have to call you a little later then.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by jcantrell82


haha my computer is mr. T's bitch.

That's funny.

[katedid81]

i'm back sportin the new av

[Number27]

awome Kate, just awesome

[katedid81]

you like?

[Number27]

yea, its really nice.
Have you seen Nicole's? Hers is truly amazing.

[Melly420]

I think mine is cute and meaningful.

[katedid81]

yeah, i like your Melly

i will have to check out nicole's

edit: yes, hers is amazing

[Number27]

Nicole's is my favorite picture of the WTC...the sun shinning between them is just....wow....
Everyone's avatar today is awesome, but hers just made me think of how beautiful they were

[katedid81]

yeah, it's a great picture


they were awesome buildings

[Number27]

a toast to all

[Melly420]

ok, someone needs to beer me.

[katedid81]

indeed, let's raise our glasses to our fellow americans

[Number27]

...we're all members of one sweet world :)

[Melly420]

cheers.

[Number27]

cheers Mels and Kate!

[asmjm39]

cheers!

[Number27]

Norm, whats up!

[katedid81]

i'm back ya'll

[Number27]

welcome back Kate!

[katedid81]

thanks!

[Number27]

have a beer!

[katedid81]

okay!

thanks!


man these chips are stale

[RuggerSelkie]

I have no idea what this is, but I get some so it's all good.

http://www.math.hmc.edu/funfacts/figures/20001.6.1.gif

[Number27]

:lol Freddie, thats awesome

[Melly420]

my name needs to be on ther somewhere. ;)

[katedid81]

take one down pass it around...

[Number27]

Weekend at Bernies

[katedid81]

Passions is such a messed up show

[Number27]

You watch soaps Kate?

[Melly420]

I have been neglecting soaps this year

[Number27]

I've only watched Mexican soaps...sucks for me:lol

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
You watch soaps Kate? occasionally

usually just turn them on and fall asleep

[Melly420]

Mexican soaps have big boobied latino women in them. My ex used to watch them all the time.

[Trainer2375]

Melly!!! :bounce :bounce

[katedid81]

i used to watch Univision sometimes...

[Melly420]

Heather is back!!!! Woo hoo!!! :multi :bounce :multi

i missed ya girly!

[Trainer2375]

i have missed you too girly!!

[Melly420]

How has everything been going chicka!

You like being back in Vegas?

[Number27]

Hey Heather, want something to drink?

[Trainer2375]

oh, sorry about that, i was on the phone.

anyways, i have been pretty bored here in vegas, strange, i know, cuz it's vegas, but i am pretty bored at times. but that's okay.

how was your weekend? the dive?!?

C-Los, i'd love to have a drink

[Melly420]

O it was great! The dive was amazing. It was so much fun! We can't wait to go again! I am sure things will get more interesting
there.

This calls for a drink!! 2 martinis for me and Heather!

[Number27]

http://www.pinoyfirst.com/palawan4/drinks.jpg
Cocktails for everyone!

[Melly420]

alright!!!!

[Trainer2375]

Originally posted by Melly420
This calls for a drink!! 2 martinis for me and Heather!

hell yeah!!

glad to hear that you had such a good time, i'm so jealous! i wish i had some more time so i could show you some pics, but i gotta get running soon :(

[Number27]

Martinis anyone?

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/goingplaces2/san_francisco/slides/martinis.jpg

[Melly420]

Originally posted by Trainer2375
hell yeah!!

glad to hear that you had such a good time, i'm so jealous! i wish i had some more time so i could show you some pics, but i gotta get running soon :(

:( Well if you get a chance send me a PM or E-mail with some pics! I miss you girl!!

BTW~ be sure to chug that martini before ya go!

[RuggerSelkie]

Drinks. :)

[katedid81]

i'm going to a place called Club Drink tonight.

[Number27]

I am going to leave you guys later on for some B&N fun

[Melly420]

B&N?? Barnes and Noble. :confused:

Man you are a dork. j/k

:lol

[Number27]

:lol It has the closest Starbucks near me

[Melly420]

:lol you are silly!

Too bad the only Starbucks near me is like 2 hours away!

[asmjm39]

Man you need a laptop with that wifi so the "cock can go to BN too!

[Number27]

I am a wild child...I go to Wooten shows and hang out in coffee shops. Woo!

[Number27]

Originally posted by asmjm39
Man you need a laptop with that wifi so the "cock can go to BN too!
That is not a bad idea...
but, I will become even more of an uberpostwhore once I get a laptop and can take Ants with me anywhere....the humanity! :lol

[RuggerSelkie]

NORM!!!

[Number27]

Norm is the badass of The 'Cock...ass and cock just go hand in hand, you know?

[asmjm39]

Man I am no badass I have a bad ass but no badass! Beer me boys its lunchtime!

[Number27]

Beered!

[RuggerSelkie]

Yea for west coasters.

[asmjm39]

Sweet!

[RuggerSelkie]

I'm watching a 'Bilingual Baby' language video we got for our daughter. It's Germen.

My new word is 'wieviele'...which means 'how many'.

So....

Wieviele Bier?

[recentlytrippin]

Hey 'Cocks.

[RuggerSelkie]

What up slut. Wieviele Bier?

[droseh41]

Hola everyone...

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
What up slut. Wieviele Bier?



Sechs please.

[RuggerSelkie]

Welche Farbe hat der Apfel?

Rot. Ein rot Apfel.

[recentlytrippin]

MOMMY!!!!


Freddie is talking in German again!!!


*runs away crying*

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Sechs please.

Sehr gut, aber 'sechs bitte'.

Und verdammen!

[misanthropes]

so i really dont have the time or energy to read all 86 pages of this thread, but i think that this a place to party...so here i am...if i am mistaken place flame me until i cry.

but if not
i got a case of H2O and i know how to get-up-a-get-get-get-down

[RuggerSelkie]

You've found the right place Douglas.

[Number27]

I want to learn German....

[RuggerSelkie]

Papa schiebt einen Kinderwagen.

Ja, das ist mich.

[misanthropes]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
You've found the right place Douglas.


w00t...well then let break out the the poppin pink lemonade and get this party started right...lets get this party started quickly

[Number27]

http://www.homearcadecorp.com/popcorn.jpg

Luckily, I bought a few of these

[misanthropes]

damn out comes the popcorn and i have to leave...just my luck.

later yall

[asmjm39]

I love popcorn. Extra extra butter. The stuff at the bottom should need a life jacket!

[droseh41]

Originally posted by misanthropes
so i really dont have the time or energy to read all 86 pages of this thread, but i think that this a place to party...so here i am...if i am mistaken place flame me until i cry.

but if not
i got a case of H2O and i know how to get-up-a-get-get-get-down

Welcome to the party that never ends, at the place that never closes, the Hancock!

By the way, nice reference to Mraz. ;)

[RuggerSelkie]

Popcorn ist gelb.

[droseh41]

Even though I love the patrioticness, the avatars are screwing me up. I'm using to identifying people by their avatars. :p

[recentlytrippin]

Ok, I'm over the German talk problem.

I'm ready to slug some lemon and honey teas...

[RuggerSelkie]

I kept doing that this morning. Especially those who used the same one. Mine is different...that's why I chose it. :)

The sigs help too.

[RuggerSelkie]

The video is over. No more German for today.

[Number27]

Entonces, puedo empezar a hablar en espanol?

[asmjm39]

No, no hablamos espanol a el 'Cock!

[Number27]

:lol

[jcantrell82]

:lol

vamos a hablar en espanol por todo la tarde!!

[Number27]

si! por toda la tarde y por toda la noche!

[asmjm39]

Nada, just waiting for the phone to ring about severel different things!

[jcantrell82]

:lol

me gusta hablar espanol.

es una lingua mas bonita de ingles. (or something.)

[katedid81]

wow, i take a nap and i miss foreign language class in the 'Cock


btw...i just had fuck up dream involving some ants

[asmjm39]

Wasnt about me was it Kate? I will lay off the beer tits earlier if thats what it takes for no bad dreams.

[Number27]

who was in your dream?

[katedid81]

nope nope

[droseh41]

Wohoo! Espanol ES mas bonita. Y yo comprendo espanol...yay! :)

[droseh41]

Was I in it kate? :p

[asmjm39]

I cant believe what I just did..

[jcantrell82]

yay!!

how are you lil' D??

[Number27]

I haven't had an Ants dream yet...well, one that I can remember

[Peachy34]

hi everyone! i thought i would stop in for an adult beverage before work is over.

[droseh41]

Yo estoy mui bien, Jamie. Y tu? :D

[katedid81]

okay so it was my birthday and there were a bunch of people there...and it seemed like a fast food restaurant, but not...and there were computers...and my teeth were coming out...and jamie was there, and rob was there, and they were PMing each other....and my exroommate showed up and brought over a bunch of stuff that wasn't mine, then she went through my stuff, and the stuff in the kitchen and was eating food that was my new roommate's....

[Number27]

weird dream

congrats on 11000 Kate

[droseh41]

Originally posted by katedid81
okay so it was my birthday and there were a bunch of people there...and it seemed like a fast food restaurant, but not...and there were computers...and my teeth were coming out...and jamie was there, and rob was there, and they were PMing each other....and my exroommate showed up and brought over a bunch of stuff that wasn't mine, then she went through my stuff, and the stuff in the kitchen and was eating food that was my new roommate's....

:lol Weird....dreams are always weird though.

And congrats on the 11000 posts! :p

[katedid81]

haha, my 11000 post was a wacked out dream about ants...interesting

[asmjm39]

I have a dream that I will see DMB in Central park very soon.

[Peachy34]

oh yeah- live the dream

[asmjm39]

I just bought the 250 pass and I dont even know if I am going yet..

[Number27]

http://www.pinoyfirst.com/palawan4/drinks.jpg

Cocktails anyone??

[jcantrell82]

Originally posted by katedid81
...and there were computers...and my teeth were coming out...and jamie was there, and rob was there, and they were PMing each other....

that is FUCKING AWESOME. i can't believe someone had a dream about me!!

:D

was i sexy?

[katedid81]

Originally posted by jcantrell82
that is FUCKING AWESOME. i can't believe someone had a dream about me!!

:D

was i sexy? smokin!

[asmjm39]

Cocktail here! Woo hoo! Get the party started!

[Number27]

Hey everyone...I'm a curbside prophet and I'm waiting for my rocket to come...

[asmjm39]

That is my fave mraz tune!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
Hey everyone...I'm a curbside prophet and I'm waiting for my rocket to come... hey i'm curbside at the 'Cock and waiting for you to come

[asmjm39]

beer=good!

[Number27]

Originally posted by katedid81
hey i'm curbside at the 'Cock and waiting for you to come
:eek:

;)

in public kate?? wow, what an exhibitionist you are!

[asmjm39]

Tonight Kate will dream of the 'Cock!

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
:eek:

;)

in public kate?? wow, what an exhibitionist you are! woo! we're going streakin!

[Number27]

I still laugh at my Mormon dream I had a while ago:lol

[katedid81]

I live the Mormon dream.

[Number27]

damn, I wish I did live the Mormon dream

[asmjm39]

I have nine wives heh!

[katedid81]

actually my Mormon cousin lets her boyfriend sleep in her bed with her (he's Mormon too)

[katedid81]

damnit now i need to listen to curbside prophet

curbside mother fuck

[asmjm39]

Me too thanks Los

[RuggerSelkie]

What up y'all.

[katedid81]

everything is up at the 'Cock

[asmjm39]

sup Freddie?

[droseh41]

Woo..homework time.

[jcantrell82]

what up freddie?

[droseh41]

Ok, I just had to post one more time to get to 1300. :p

[Peachy34]

work is over!! yaay!! bye bye cockateers!!

[Number27]

Listen to On Love, In Sadness....

am insofar to know the measure of love isn't loss
Love will never ever be insofar to know the measure of love isn't loss

[dmbnj79]

Jamie got rid of the Wrath.

I'm upset.

[jcantrell82]

wow D, you're kinda young to be a post whore. ;) :p

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by dmbnj79
Jamie got rid of the Wrath.

I'm upset.

That's only cuz her computer is Mr. T's bitch. :)

[dmbnj79]

:lol

[Number27]

I cant find my bass...

[katedid81]

i'm listening to 1-15-03 Mraz

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
I cant find my bass... does he sing?


here fishie fishie

[dmbnj79]

fishy fishy?

[jcantrell82]

yeah ree, i took The T down just for today...

i tried to put up a 9/11 avatar but my computer is fucked up. it only accepts the T avatar (because mr T will beat the shit out of my computer, if need be.)

[dmbnj79]

Get that bitch back, yo. I'll bust a cap in T.

[RuggerSelkie]

"I pity da hard drive that won't load my face!"

[Number27]

i think the bass went away....

[jcantrell82]

:lol :lol

[katedid81]

i'm okay i'm okay and you're okay

[asmjm39]

I want some shots!!!!

[jcantrell82]

yeah let's do some body shots :D

[katedid81]

word up to that!

[asmjm39]

Yes! Me first!

[Number27]

anyone ever had a clevage shot??

[jcantrell82]

ugh. i got homework to do, kids.

ya'll have fun getting trashed without me. :( :(

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
anyone ever had a clevage shot?? yep

i took a shot out of another woman's enormous hooters

[Number27]

cleavage shots require no glass...lips, cleavage and boobs, thats it,,,,,love mexico

[asmjm39]

Viva Mexico!

[katedid81]

boob shots are were it's at


and...

[RuggerSelkie]

Man. I just found out my entire staff has a baby pool going on us. Now I don't have a problem with this, but damn...at least let me in on it.

[Number27]

:lol

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
Man. I just found out my entire staff has a baby pool going on us. Now I don't have a problem with this, but damn...at least let me in on it. yeah man they should be giving you a chance to make some cash for the kiddo

[Number27]

What do you guys think of this?

I thought of you today.
I shed a tear as I thought of us as we once were.
Holding hands, soft kisses, holding each other till the break of dawn.
How much love you brought to my life, and now I sit here with none of that.
Love, oh love. Where have you gone?
I'm getting jealous of you bouncing back into someone elses life.
I sit here and watch, wanting to be back into your arms.
Love, oh love. Won't you come back

[#36firedancer]

as Carlos points out: "don't bite the 'Cock"

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
What do you guys think of this?

I thought of you today.
I shed a tear as I thought of us as we once were.
Holding hands, soft kisses, holding each other till the break of dawn.
How much love you brought to my life, and now I sit here with none of that.
Love, oh love. Where have you gone?
I'm getting jealous of you bouncing back into someone elses life.
I sit here and watch, wanting to be back into your arms.
Love, oh love. Won't you come back

Poetry thread. Cuz I'm an ignorant, ignorant man when it comes to words expressing something (which I assume that is). But I'm sure there are others here that can help you out.

And hellooooooooo Jess.

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
And hellooooooooo Jess.
hellooooooooo! :D

[#36firedancer]

Originally posted by katedid81
everything is up at the 'Cock
:lol
oh my... :lol

[Number27]

its a song....I found my bass yo

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by Number27
its a song....

See.

<------Ignorant

Rugby's up on the list next. I literally can tell the difference in my body when it gears itself up for it.

[Number27]

but the important thing is...i found my bass :lol

[katedid81]

yay fish!

[Number27]

flapping around all over the place :lol