Ask the opposite sex

[Number27]

Ouch.

[Rob D]

headed to small claims court...time to get some money from some bitches...see you all in a few

[bbrianblaze]

goooooo get 'em Rob!!!

I didn't mean anything by it Los...

well actually I meant 'I'm not sure I'd want that nickname...'

[Number27]

I got some lunch out of it, so I liked it then:p

[bbrianblaze]

I got some lunch out of it, so I liked it then:p


:thumbsup



..I'm hungry....

[lillerfm]

S'up sexers?

[Holemandaddy]

good for you. this pizza is not sitting to well with me right now though :-\

[angelces]

so whats the longest timeframe, since you've lost your virginity, that you've all gone without sex? or without an O?

[texasdmblvr]

HELP! HELP!
I'M ON FIRE!
can someone pleeeeease come save me....

*runs around office wearing little to nothing with burning incense stick (smoke effect...)

[OklahomaMama]

HELP! HELP!
I'M ON FIRE!
can someone pleeeeease come save me....

*runs around office wearing little to nothing with burning incense stick (smoke effect...)c'mon, brian... get that hose out & do your job, son
:evil

[texasdmblvr]

i think he went back to work - imagine that?

[OklahomaMama]

how DARE he??
doesn't he have any idea how much we need the hose?
sheesh!

[texasdmblvr]

i know...so, ummm mama
how u doin???

[angelces]

so whats the longest timeframe, since you've lost your virginity, that you've all gone without sex? or without an O?
*cough*

;)

[texasdmblvr]

longest time w/o sex would be 6 weeks
only after hysterecomy last year did i actually stick to that rule....
w/o O - gee, how old am i? no, i'm kidding- but toooo pathetic to think about that...

where's my damn fireman??

[lillerfm]

so whats the longest timeframe, since you've lost your virginity, that you've all gone without sex? or without an O?

6 and a half minutes.

[OklahomaMama]

6 and a half minutes.as i suspected.....
frank is an admitted sexaholic
:p

[texasdmblvr]

mama- i love it
i'll take a whole box please!!!

[OklahomaMama]

longest time w/o sex would be 6 weeks
only after hysterecomy last year did i actually stick to that rule....
w/o O - gee, how old am i? no, i'm kidding- but toooo pathetic to think about that...

where's my damn fireman??
post hyst sex= HOT! (IMO anyways)
no birth control
no pain
no inhibitions
ya-hoo!
:lol

[texasdmblvr]

TELL ME WOMAN-
it's probably really great with someone else!! ha ha ha ha

[twosteppin2dmb]

Yeah, I came to realize that a year ago. The question should have been more: Why are girls attracted to the idiots? Girls saw how I treated my last ex and they were like "Oh, how cute!" "She is sooo lucky!" then they go home to their sex-frenzied boyfriends, argue, mess around, argue, mess around then go home. What the hell?!?!

Still REALLY stupid girls in college. I guess I'm just a few years ahead of my age group.

I concur

[OklahomaMama]

mama- i love it
i'll take a whole box please!!!
huh?
oh, the avatar...
i wish i could take credit for it... it belonged to a really cool chicka i "adopted" when i first started here.
she hasn't been around in like 6 months.
i was feeling a little melancholy about her so there ya go.

[texasdmblvr]

i wish i would have had some of those for real on valentines day..i had a hard time finding the perfect gift, so i didn't...
first time in 13 years!!

[OklahomaMama]

i've been meaning to ask ya, beth...
what part of the lone star state is magnolia?

[angelces]

longest without an o... probably a week, but for sex, its been since november for me... starting to get a little unsettled...

[texasdmblvr]

i've been meaning to ask ya, beth...
what part of the lone star state is magnolia?
magnolia is @ 35 minutes north / north west of houston. ever heard of the renassaince festival? that's about the only thing magnolia could claim that anyone has probably ever heard of...
very small town- i stick out like a sore thumb b/c i stand up straight and use proper english... i also don't have any cammo overalls that fit right now...
i spend much more time in the woodlands. that's where i work and play!

[lillerfm]

longest without an o... probably a week, but for sex, its been since november for me... starting to get a little unsettled...

I was thinking this morning about what I could give up for lent and I thought about masterbation, then I laughed myself silly and changed my mind.

[angelces]

I was thinking this morning about what I could give up for lent and I thought about masterbation, then I laughed myself silly and changed my mind.
GOOD GOD MAN! I can't believe that would even occur to you!

Hmmm I wonder... does phone sex count as masterbation?

[bbrianblaze]

GOOD GOD MAN! I can't believe that would even occur to you!

Hmmm I wonder... does phone sex count as masterbation?


do ya touch yerself?! that (imo) determines if it's maturbation....

:thumbsup

[texasdmblvr]

well i touch myself in the shower when i'm
washing- does that mean i masturbate in the shower? if so, i usually average @ 3 showers a day-
damn, i'm a whore.....

[angelces]

do ya touch yerself?! that (imo) determines if it's maturbation....

:thumbsup
but its "assisted" masterbation... ?

[texasdmblvr]

angela, its spelled
masturbation
the first year i made my sign - see sig
i spelled it masterbation...i realized i mispelled it the next day-

assisted meaning- batteries required??

[bbrianblaze]

well i touch myself in the shower when i'm
washing- does that mean i masturbate in the shower? if so, i usually average @ 3 showers a day-
damn, i'm a whore.....


thanks for helping me redefine my 'definition'....


ok, so if you touch yerself with dirty thoughts and the desire to O... it's masturbation....

how's that? ;)

[angelces]

angela, its spelled
masturbation
the first year i made my sign - see sig
i spelled it masterbation...i realized i mispelled it the next day-

assisted meaning- batteries required??
no assisted meaning an additional person was required... but batteries were also included in my case... adults should never stop playing with toys...

[texasdmblvr]

allright sexers-
i have to get some work done..yeah right
i have to book a plane to jazz fest in N.O. YIPEE
i'll be back...

[bbrianblaze]

no assisted meaning an additional person was required... but batteries were also included in my case... adults should never stop playing with toys...


soooo, ya think b/c someone is 'talking ya through it', like tech support, it's not masturbation....

:lol

hmmm, I think I just thought of a catch-phrase...

phone sex=tech support for masturbation :evil

[angelces]

:lol excuse me, I'm having a problem with my circuitry, my hard drive keeps registering as a floppy drive... can you assist me in this matter? I'm also having difficulties with other imput/output devices... :evil

[bbrianblaze]

:lol excuse me, I'm having a problem with my circuitry, my hard drive keeps registering as a floppy drive... can you assist me in this matter? I'm also having difficulties with other imput/output devices... :evil


input, output, input, output, input.... is this getting you hot? :evil







:lol

[angelces]

input, output, input, output, input.... is this getting you hot? :evil







:lol
my luck I'd be connected to one of the tech desks in India and I wouldn't be able to understand a word he was saying. :lol

[bbrianblaze]

oh that's messed uuuuuuuuup...









and funny! :lol

[GreenJester]

:sex:

Who said that? Wasn't me...

;)

[angelces]

oh that's messed uuuuuuuuup...









and funny! :lol
it wasn't meant to be discriminatory but its the truth, more and more companies are outsourcing their service desks to india, and sometimes its hard to understand the accents.

[GreenJester]

it wasn't meant to be discriminatory but its the truth, more and more companies are outsourcing their service desks to india, and sometimes its hard to understand the accents.
...so I was actually talking to India, and not just an Indian man? Wow. Glad it was 1-800.

[angelces]

...so I was actually talking to India, and not just an Indian man? Wow. Glad it was 1-800.
Yeah dell is one of the companies. the companies all went over tehre because its cheaper but a lot of them are coming back because us picky americans don't like dealing with people we can't understand and service ratings started to suffer.

EDIT> See I am good for more than just sex...


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3225983/

[number4one]

i want to have Ja's (from the real world) baby!!

[GreenJester]

EDIT> See I am good for more than just sex...
:) Never said you weren't, sweet-thang.

So... wanna have sex?





:lol

[angelces]

:) Never said you weren't, sweet-thang.

So... wanna have sex?





:lol
sure... we'll get adam and your wife to join in. ;)

who's question is it anyway???

[Crumbo]

phone sex=tech support for masturbation :evil

:thumbsup

:lol :lol

[number4one]

longest without sex (penatration) since new years eve (yes its a damn long time)
oral sex.... last week or the week before, i cant remember


I WANT SEX DAMNIT!!!

[number4one]

:thumbsup

:lol :lol
didnt i read something about that somewhere?

[Crumbo]

didnt i read something about that somewhere?

about what?

[angelces]

well i need to tell my technician that i need servicing... :lol

oh wait i got some last night... hmmmm

[lillerfm]

allright sexers-
i have to get some work done..yeah right
i have to book a plane to jazz fest in N.O. YIPEE
i'll be back...

Sweet, we'll have a drinky when you get in to NOLA.

[number4one]

about what?
a tech. having phone sex with a customer and getting fired.


i think it was my sociology class... nevermind:D

[Crumbo]

a tech. having phone sex with a customer and getting fired.


i think it was my sociology class... nevermind:D

:lol :lol

that's classic....I never get good customer "service" form CSRs

[lillerfm]

longest without sex (penatration) since new years eve (yes its a damn long time)
oral sex.... last week or the week before, i cant remember


I WANT SEX DAMNIT!!!
Miss, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to calm down a little...now, what's your address?

[number4one]

Miss, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to calm down a little...now, what's your address?
TTU
New Building 420

be here in 5 mins.:D

[angelces]

Miss, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to calm down a little...now, what's your address?
almost at 1000 Frank

[number4one]

guys, i fucked up. i was supposed to go to the homeless shelter here in Cookeville to volunteer at 1, but i fell asleep and woke up at like 2:05... yeah, i just remembered!


:( poo on me :(

[angelces]

well its the thought that counts, go tomorrow to make up for it.

[number4one]

i have class all day tomorrow.

i will work it out. for sure. yo.

[OklahomaMama]

guys, i fucked up. i was supposed to go to the homeless shelter here in Cookeville to volunteer at 1, but i fell asleep and woke up at like 2:05... yeah, i just remembered!


:( poo on me :(my kiddo volunteers @ a shelter too

like i tell him.... they're not paying you so they can't exactly fire ya ;)
just give them a little more time the next time ya go.

[number4one]

last night my friend (Jackie) and I hung out with "Points" (remember him??) and my other friend Alan.

and daaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnn Points is fine:(

[Crumbo]

guys, i fucked up. i was supposed to go to the homeless shelter here in Cookeville to volunteer at 1, but i fell asleep and woke up at like 2:05... yeah, i just remembered!


:( poo on me :(

that deserves a spanking :evil

[number4one]

my kiddo volunteers @ a shelter too

like i tell him.... they're not paying you so they can't exactly fire ya ;)
just give them a little more time the next time ya go.
well by ZTA standards I have to have 3 hours a month. but for my English Class i have to have 10 hours a semester.

so i'm trying to work those off, and its really hard because i'm busy doing homework, and class and whatnot.

[number4one]

that deserves a spanking :evil
DAMN RIGHT!!!


should i grab my ankles?

[JustinRIT]

one more final to go.

[angelces]

well by ZTA standards I have to have 3 hours a month. but for my English Class i have to have 10 hours a semester.

so i'm trying to work those off, and its really hard because i'm busy doing homework, and class and whatnot.
and by whatnot you mean going to Cosmos and getting green beads right? ;)

[lillerfm]

almost at 1000 Frank

Is there going to be some sort of a party or something...a kegger?...a roman orgy?...both?

[Crumbo]

DAMN RIGHT!!!


should i grab my ankles?

sure....if that's your spanking position of choice :p

[number4one]

and by whatnot you mean going to Cosmos and getting green beads right? ;)
or... going to the Joe and riding the bull!

but no seriously. there are only certain hours they need me, and usually it clashes with my class schedule (sp?)

[number4one]

Is there going to be some sort of a party or something...a kegger?...a roman orgy?...both?
no sir.... no kegger... but you do get a lap dance...from Candi the stripper.

[lillerfm]

no sir.... no kegger... but you do get a lap dance...from Candi the stripper.

Well, then please tell me that Candi is your nickname... :evil

[angelces]

no sir.... no kegger... but you do get a lap dance...from Candi the stripper.
so that's your stage name...

[number4one]

Well, then please tell me that Candi is your nickname... :evil
HAHA no... its just the first name that came in my head...


mine is Sassy Fras.:D

[Crumbo]

damn.....my name every other saturday night has been revealed :eek: :p :ugh:

[angelces]

damn.....my name every other saturday night has been revealed :eek: :p :ugh:
^ :lol :haha

[number4one]

damn.....my name every other saturday night has been revealed :eek: :p :ugh:
crumbo... i thought it was Samantha....

[lillerfm]

Well, I'm not going for 1000 without a promise of a lap dance or a roman orgy.

[texasdmblvr]

Sweet, we'll have a drinky when you get in to NOLA.
hey- for real
i'm coming up/over whatever with my best friend of 18 years (that makes me feel really old.....) anyway she and 3 other ladies are flying down from CO and they have a layover in houston- i'm going to catch that plane and continue on the N.O. with them. we have a room at some 'swanky hotel on bourbon street' ? i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing...
i'll be - NOT HERE (meaning home/work etc. not ants....)
I CANT WAIT! first girlie trip ever :multi
WATCHOUT

[Crumbo]

crumbo... i thought it was Samantha....

nope....I told you a while back that wasn't it ;)

[number4one]

Well, I'm not going for 1000 without a promise of a lap dance or a roman orgy.
FINE!


guys think of some music i could dance to...

[angelces]

bow chicka bowwow.

:lol

[number4one]

i just got a new box of crayons... and yeah...there is no PINK! WTF!!

[number4one]

bow chicka bowwow.

:lol
i think "i wanna sex you up" would be more.... OST!

:evil

[angelces]

i'm sure you could come up with something cheesy to do to "Crash Into Me"

[lillerfm]

FINE!


guys think of some music i could dance to...

You better hurry....cause here I come.

[Crumbo]

"Get Naked"

by Tommy Lee's band

[texasdmblvr]

all right- i put on lady marmalade (sp?-totally guessing there...)
get NAKED

[GreenJester]

I say unto my lady love
"Let's walk the moonlit mile"
The amber stars shining above
Illuminate her smile
"Dear," she whispers in my ear
As we pass the mercantile
"Let's pick some hardware up tonight,
Go home, and screw a while."

[angelces]

rumpshaker would be good too...

or baby got back...

[number4one]

now where did i leave my stripper atire... hmmm....

[angelces]

you need attire to strip?

[bbrianblaze]

strippin'... looks like I showed up juuuust in time!!!

:thumbsup

[number4one]

you need attire to strip?
indeed. this is what it includes...

1. lots of glitter
2. a bra that makes my boobs look BOOM
3. a hair rubber band, so when he pays me extra for the "extra services" my hair doesnt get in the way..

wait... did i say that out loud? :evil

[GreenJester]

indeed. this is what it includes...

1. lots of glitter
2. a bra that makes my boobs look BOOM
3. a hair rubber band, so when he pays me extra for the "extra services" my hair doesnt get in the way..

wait... did i say that out loud? :evil
*digs out wallet*

[bbrianblaze]

I heard/read it!!! :evil

[lillerfm]

Sold...be there in a few minutes...and I expect that extra attention.


Well, folks, looks like I've done it...I'm a whore.

[number4one]

Sold...be there in a few minutes...and I expect that extra attention.


Well, folks, looks like I've done it...I'm a whore.
actually, i think that makes me the WHORE!

[lillerfm]

actually, i think that makes me the WHORE!

All Strippers are not whores...

[bbrianblaze]

fyi, most strippers (I've been told) like to be referred to as 'dancers'....

*shrugs*

[number4one]

All Strippers are not whores...
that's true.

but i'm still a whore. :evil

kidding.

[number4one]

fyi, most strippers (I've been told) like to be referred to as 'dancers'....

*shrugs*
well... i'm not like MOST:evil

[lillerfm]

that's true.

but i'm still a whore. :evil

kidding.

There's a difference between whore and "paid adult entertainment professional".


BTW, what does it say that I have 1002 posts now and 563 are in the OST?

[OklahomaMama]

Sold...be there in a few minutes...and I expect that extra attention.


Well, folks, looks like I've done it...I'm a whore.you said it, i didn't ;)
welcome to whoredom, frankiebaby

girls, shall we "initiate" him?
:evil

[bbrianblaze]

BTW, what does it say that I have 1002 posts now and 563 are in the OST?


good job, my man!! :thumbsup

[number4one]

There's a difference between whore and "paid adult entertainment professional".


BTW, what does it say that I have 1002 posts now and 563 are in the OST?
bow chicka wow wow.

*does little dance on your lap.. concentrating (sp) on your "pelvic area"*

*laughs, and runs away*

:lol

[angelces]

oh baby oh baby O

[number4one]

oh baby oh baby O
damn right.

[Holemandaddy]

oooo

[angelces]

oooo
lurker... I'm on to you! or on you... whichever you prefer... :evil

[Crumbo]

3. a hair rubber band, so when he pays me extra for the "extra services" my hair doesnt get in the way..


:thumbsup :D

[angelces]

:thumbsup :D
Isn't that one of your tricks too? :eek:

[number4one]

:thumbsup :D
i dont want anything getting in the way of a good time...


:evil

[bbrianblaze]

Isn't that one of your tricks too? :eek:


OH

NO

SHE

DIDN'T!!!!!

:ugh:

[angelces]

:lol @ Brian... i'm in one of those moods. :lol

[Crumbo]

Isn't that one of your tricks too? :eek:

:p mayyyyybe :p

:angel

[number4one]

good stuff!


This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

[angelces]

:p mayyyyybe :p

:angel
:lol hmmm *pauses to wonder if she still has his number... *

[bbrianblaze]

:lol @ Brian... i'm in one of those moods. :lol


now?!?! the work day is over.... I'll be outtie soon...

now?!?!

[Holemandaddy]

im in one of those moods
hmmmmm :D

[GreenJester]

What song is that?? :lol

[Holemandaddy]

fuck her gently
tenacious D

[angelces]

gently?? who needs GENTLY?

[Holemandaddy]

some times you got to squeeze, sometimes you got to say please

[number4one]

fuck her gently
tenacious D
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork



thats my most favoritest part!

[bbrianblaze]

gently?? who needs GENTLY?


*shrugs, looks around....



slaps Ang*
:evil

[angelces]

*shrugs, looks around....



slaps Ang*
:evil
HARDER! :lol

ok but seriously now... who does need gently?

[bbrianblaze]

HARDER! :lol


:lol

I made myself laugh with that one...

then you made me laugh again!!

:lol

[GreenJester]

*rakes guitar strings*

THANKYOU*OST*WELOVEYOUGOODNIGHT!

*fade to black*

[angelces]

:lol

I made myself laugh with that one...

then you made me laugh again!!

:lol
ok, now I know its time to go home.

[number4one]

:lol :lol :lol

[digitaldj]

*walks in wearing blue jumpsuit, black boots and 60 ft of CAT 5 wire*

Did one of you ladies report a problem with your computer?

[JustinRIT]

I'm always amazed when people ask me for relationship advice. WTF do I know?

[digitaldj]

what up Justin? Looks like you and I missed all the fun here today...

[JustinRIT]

yeah, stupid finals.

[digitaldj]

Alright, well that's it for me. See you sexers...

[Number27]

All you people talking about not having sex since New Years. I havent had any since June, so shush it!

[angelces]

:lol hey

[Number27]

A man can only stand blowjobs long enough. I need some vagina.

[angelces]

looks down... yeah I have one of those...

[Number27]

But see, your vagina has already been taken. Damn you Adam and your vagina grabbing ways...wait.

[angelces]

:lol...

thanks for that one Los. ;)

[Number27]

:thumbsup I'm here to entertain

[angelces]

and occasionally you succeed.

[Number27]

Hey! :lol

[angelces]

:p you know I luv ya hun! besides we're gonna be west palm buddies!

[Number27]

West Palm should be fun, though I don't think I will be going to the Keys with you:(

But, you should come see me in Dunedin before you head back:)

[number4one]

i wanna "buddy":D

[Brad]

im only one call away

[angelces]

i wanna "buddy":D
you know you could be my buddy any time sexy!

[number4one]

you know you could be my buddy any time sexy!
YES! JUST WHAT I WANTED OUT OF LIFE!!!


(caps and dinner time-adios home people)

[Number27]

i wanna "buddy":D
fuck...buddy?;)

[#36firedancer]

fuck...buddy?;)
Is that all I am to you, David!?! Your fuck buddy!?! Four times... it means something, David!

[Number27]

Dammit! Change your avatar!

[#36firedancer]

Dammit! Change your avatar!
nevaaaaaaaaaaaar

[Number27]

:violent

[angelces]

:lol Jess caved.. that sucks

[nutter58]

aww, now i can't call 'los, Jess..wait, yes i can :evil

[number4one]

fuck...buddy?;)
well of course....

[Brad]

i wouldnt want a fuck buddy....

[GreenJester]

Wakey-wakey, time for eggs and bac-y...

[dancergirl40ky]

Good Morning to you too. Eggs and Bak-y? That does sound pretty good. I have had a small glass of OJ and Coffee. Raisin Bran next.:)

[OklahomaMama]

gooooood sexy morning, ants!
mama's got good news:
my cardiologist called last night and my thallium stress test was okie dokie.... no apparent ischemia (blocked arteries)
still don't know why i'm in cardiac arrhythmia, but at least i won't drop dead of a heart attack anytime soon (me hopes!)

[GreenJester]

Good Morning to you too. Eggs and Bak-y? That does sound pretty good. I have had a small glass of OJ and Coffee. Raisin Bran next.:)
A friend of mine uses that little wake-up call, I thought it was pretty funny first time I heard it.

Nope, today it was Quaker instant oatmeal and milk.

[OklahomaMama]

coffee & a little debbie's oatmeal cake.... hey, it's STILL oatmeal
:rolleyes:

[GreenJester]

gooooood sexy morning, ants!
mama's got good news:
my cardiologist called last night and my thallium stress test was okie dokie.... no apparent ischemia (blocked arteries)
still don't know why i'm in cardiac arrhythmia, but at least i won't drop dead of a heart attack anytime soon (me hopes!)
Good. Heart attacks are bad.

Now, let's work on the rhythm...

[OklahomaMama]

Good. Heart attacks are bad.

Now, let's work on the rhythm...
you are so bad, mark! :lol

i tried to tell my doc i'm out of rhythm cuz i'm a whitebread girl from ohio.... :rolleyes:

[dancergirl40ky]

Glad to here you won't be dropping out on us Brenda.

I love Oatmeal, but not the instant stuff, I do the Old Fashioned Cooked. YUM!

[dancergirl40ky]

Maybe some dance classes would help :)

[OklahomaMama]

well, the bad news is with this wierd rhythm i COULD still drop dead
the good news is they call it Sudden Cardiac Death so at least it'll be quick
:D

[dancergirl40ky]

:confused: Well I dont like the sound of that.

[selkiegirl]

coffee & a little debbie's oatmeal cake.... hey, it's STILL oatmeal
:rolleyes:
Little Debbie, Little Debbie, I'm a comin' on home:)
Good news, Brenda, and about your rhythm, I can teach you rhythm, baby...this white girl can dance...if I do say so myself:)
Morning, sexers, how about a wake up call? Titties for you all, condom style, in honor of me and Stace's silliness yesterday:)

[selkiegirl]

well, the bad news is with this wierd rhythm i COULD still drop dead
the good news is they call it Sudden Cardiac Death so at least it'll be quick
:DSssshhhh, don't say that! Geez... :(

[dancergirl40ky]

Fun Fun, I need to make me some boobies, the condoms are still in my purse, so is the lube.

[OklahomaMama]

omigosh, jen... that pic is great! :D

i'm not being morbid, ya'll... just trying to make light of it, you know?

[selkiegirl]

Fun Fun, I need to make me some boobies, the condoms are still in my purse, so is the lube.I believe I stated this last night, as a note to self...
do not attempt to blow up a lubricated condom...the thing can fly out of your mouth like a slippery eel and make your lips all oily, or something...I had to pick those things up numerous times and re blow, just to fill them.

[selkiegirl]

omigosh, jen... that pic is great! :D

i'm not being morbid, ya'll... just trying to make light of it, you know?Thank you dear, just trying to make you all smile:) Anything for my friends...
Yes, we must find humor in the madness, if you are able to make light of it, things will be much less stressful.

[GreenJester]

Jenna, you're a nut. :lol Totally cashew, baby!

[selkiegirl]

Can I be an almond instead? Less fat, much tastier, in my opinion:)

[Rob D]

having a puppy has restricted the having sex part.

[GreenJester]

Can I be an almond instead? Less fat, much tastier, in my opinion:)
Sure. My little almond joy... :evil

Actually, you should be Mounds. I've got nuts--you don't.

[selkiegirl]

Awww, it shouldn't have to...we just go at it regardless of the nine dogs sprawling about...when we have had enough of the strange noises thay make, or the occassional sniffing, lickage, we just let them outside.:)

[dancergirl40ky]

I believe I stated this last night, as a note to self...
do not attempt to blow up a lubricated condom...the thing can fly out of your mouth like a slippery eel and make your lips all oily, or something...I had to pick those things up numerous times and re blow, just to fill them.

Interesting way to apply chapstick. :lol

[selkiegirl]

Sure. My little almond joy... :evil

Actually, you should be Mounds. I've got nuts--you don't.But you said I was nuts...hmmm...can I be a praline almond sliver?

[dancergirl40ky]

Thank you dear, just trying to make you all smile:) Anything for my friends...
Yes, we must find humor in the madness, if you are able to make light of it, things will be much less stressful.


This is a known fact. :)

[selkiegirl]

Interesting way to apply chapstick. :lolHmmm, it was quite lubricating, after all...maybe I should start using KY on my lips...errr, no, I like my twinkie chapstick:)

[dancergirl40ky]

Can I be an almond instead? Less fat, much tastier, in my opinion:)

Someone thinks your tasty ;)

[Rob D]

Awww, it shouldn't have to...we just go at it regardless of the nine dogs sprawling about...when we have had enough of the strange noises thay make, or the occassional sniffing, lickage, we just let them outside.:)
i feel like i need to constantly be watching jaxson...and we live in an apt...can't just let him outside (though i wish i could)...

[dancergirl40ky]

having a puppy has restricted the having sex part.

Just like having a baby, it really is sometimes. :lol

[selkiegirl]

Someone thinks your tasty ;)Now that's an open ended statement...that could be 1 of 2 people that visit this thread...:)

[GreenJester]

But you said I was nuts...hmmm...can I be a praline almond sliver?
O.... pralines. We discovered those when we were in New Orleans. Walking through the French Market and found this shop called Loretta's. We bought a half-dozen, intending to take them back home with us... over the course of four days we, um, ate them all... had to go back and get some more. :lol

[Rob D]

rapidly approaching 25000 posts...

[selkiegirl]

i feel like i need to constantly be watching jaxson...and we live in an apt...can't just let him outside (though i wish i could)...Well, I have little Sadie, who is still quite a pup, and yes, when she jumps off the bed I jump up to let her out..but I have 2 acres fenced in so being in an apartment would make things a bit more difficult.

[GreenJester]

rapidly approaching 25000 posts...
Rob, who is that in your avatar?

[selkiegirl]

O.... pralines. We discovered those when we were in New Orleans. Walking through the French Market and found this shop called Loretta's. We bought a half-dozen, intending to take them back home with us... over the course of four days we, um, ate them all... had to go back and get some more. :lol
Oh, yum, the pecan pralines rock my socks off...damn good.

[dancergirl40ky]

i feel like i need to constantly be watching jaxson...and we live in an apt...can't just let him outside (though i wish i could)...

You need to get a kennel. Put in a blanky and some toys he will be fine once he gets used to it.

[Rob D]

Well, I have little Sadie, who is still quite a pup, and yes, when she jumps off the bed I jump up to let her out..but I have 2 acres fenced in so being in an apartment would make things a bit more difficult.
it's fine for now while he's a pup, but in a year or two when he's 80 lbs, i'll have to consider buying or renting a house w/ a yard...

[dancergirl40ky]

O.... pralines. We discovered those when we were in New Orleans. Walking through the French Market and found this shop called Loretta's. We bought a half-dozen, intending to take them back home with us... over the course of four days we, um, ate them all... had to go back and get some more. :lol

Pralines in Charleston SC are the best. We do the same thing, always have to go buy another box right before we leave. :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Now that's an open ended statement...that could be 1 of 2 people that visit this thread...:)

Hmmmm :evil

[dancergirl40ky]

it's fine for now while he's a pup, but in a year or two when he's 80 lbs, i'll have to consider buying or renting a house w/ a yard...

He will be 80lbs before you know it :rolleyes:

[angelces]

morning peopls

[selkiegirl]

Morning, Ang...how are you today? Smiling?

[angelces]

Morning, Ang...how are you today? Smiling?
well I'm trying... there is a person who's annoying me and I have an interview this afternoon and I'm so nervous I could puke. but other than that I'm fine... yeah... deep breathe....

[selkiegirl]

Don't puke, it will lower your metabolism and wear the enamel off your teeth..:)
Just smile, dear, you are loved.

[GreenJester]

well I'm trying... there is a person who's annoying me and I have an interview this afternoon and I'm so nervous I could puke. but other than that I'm fine... yeah... deep breathe....
:hug

[dancergirl40ky]

Ang you will do great on the interview. I just know it.

[angelces]

I don't need the job, but I hate the one I have and this is a managment opportunity which could be really bad ass. How many 23 year olds do you know with an AS and 4 years experience that have staff? But its ok, I dont' think I'm gonna get it. Because they are looking for a BS or MBA and management experience. We'll see... wish me luck.

[Brad]

good luck.

[selkiegirl]

I don't need the job, but I hate the one I have and this is a managment opportunity which could be really bad ass. How many 23 year olds do you know with an AS and 4 years experience that have staff? But its ok, I dont' think I'm gonna get it. Because they are looking for a BS or MBA and management experience. We'll see... wish me luck.
http://www.fatherflanagan.com/cards/luck.gif

[selkiegirl]

I don't need the job, but I hate the one I have and this is a managment opportunity which could be really bad ass. How many 23 year olds do you know with an AS and 4 years experience that have staff? But its ok, I dont' think I'm gonna get it. Because they are looking for a BS or MBA and management experience. We'll see... wish me luck.Oh, Freddie just informed me that he has a BS in management and will have his MBA in May...and he is only...dang, 23...

[dancergirl40ky]

Good Luck Sweetie.

[angelces]

Oh, Freddie just informed me that he has a BS in management and will have his MBA in May...and he is only...dang, 23...
if he has 5 years of internet experience (more than just browsing actually workin on it) he should come to jersey and apply... :lol

I don't have any of that yet. I plan to go back to school for my BS but I haven't gotten around to it yet... double major in Digital Communication Design and Marketing or Management... its gonna take 5 years to do part time so i'm trying to warm myself up to it.

[selkiegirl]

if he has 5 years of internet experience (more than just browsing actually workin on it) he should come to jersey and apply... :lol

I don't have any of that yet. I plan to go back to school for my BS but I haven't gotten around to it yet... double major in Digital Communication Design and Marketing or Management... its gonna take 5 years to do part time so i'm trying to warm myself up to it.
Yes, this makes no sense to me...:) I love you both though...but BS simply means something else in my little head.

http://www.funkyfridge.com/images/EP-9846-L.jpg

[OklahomaMama]

good luck, ang
love,
mom
http://www.weeklyuniverse.com/2002/luckybud4.gif

[lillerfm]

Morning everybody...how's it going?

[RuggerSelkie]

Yes, this makes no sense to me...:) I love you both though...but BS simply means something else in my little head.

http://www.funkyfridge.com/images/EP-9846-L.jpg
Well, they're considering combining our College of Business (CBA) and our College of Hotel and Restaurant Management (HRM) into one school of business...

So you could get a BS degree for the SOB.

[selkiegirl]

Well, they're considering combining our College of Business (CBA) and our College of Hotel and Restaurant Management (HRM) into one school of business...

So you could get a BS degree for the SOB.
Wha??? You just made my mind do a little spin off it's axis.

[OklahomaMama]

Morning everybody...how's it going?good morning, frankiebaby!
sex us up, eh?
:evil

[angelces]

Morning everybody...how's it going?
I'm trying to get my temper in check but other than that I'm fine, how about you?

[lillerfm]

good morning, frankiebaby!
sex us up, eh?
:evil

Naw, I'm waaaay too beat for that right now. I'm working on about 4 hours sleep since I've spent everynight this week getting the Townhouse we're moving into this weekend ready. Paint, scrape, sand, remove, polish, scrub, soak, wash, shovel, rake, install, drill, screw, nail, hammer...those would all be words that describe my life this week.

And we're still not even close to being ready. My hands hurt so much I'm having a hard time typing.

Ugh, sorry for the moan, but I'm just dog-ass tired.

[lillerfm]

I'm trying to get my temper in check but other than that I'm fine, how about you?

Why so mad Ang? Give me the Reader's Digest condensed version or should I back-read?

[angelces]

...drill, screw, nail, hammer...

uhhhhhh.....

[angelces]

Why so mad Ang? Give me the Reader's Digest condensed version or should I back-read?
ugh... http://antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=94589&page=1&pp=30

[lillerfm]

uhhhhhh.....

Yeah, but not in the good way...in the way that makes you think of me in a tool belt with "Ultra Bright White" all over my hands and arms..

You know what sucks? Picking dried paint out of your forearm hair.

[lillerfm]

ugh... http://antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=94589&page=1&pp=30

Still reading, but yea, I can see that could piss people off...I especially like how they spelled "tough" as "tuff".

[angelces]

thanks Jenna. now you can see why my blood was boiling...

[lillerfm]

thanks Jenna. now you can see why my blood was boiling...

I was going to throw my .02 in there but I'm so wasted right now I'd probably just end up pissing people off cause I didn't articulate what I wanted to say correctly.

[angelces]

thats ok... back to sex!

do you guys like girls dressed in suits, because man I feel sexy today...

[selkiegirl]

I had to throw in my 2 cents...aaargh.
Frankie baby, did you see my boob post this morning on here?:)

[lillerfm]

thats ok... back to sex!

do you guys like girls dressed in suits, because man I feel sexy today...

Pants suit?

[selkiegirl]

thats ok... back to sex!

do you guys like girls dressed in suits, because man I feel sexy today...
I like girls dressed in suits... :evil

[lillerfm]

I had to throw in my 2 cents...aaargh.
Frankie baby, did you see my boob post this morning on here?:)

NO! I wasn't going to back read, but now...well, shezit, let me go find it.

[angelces]

Pants suit?
skirt suit today with knee high boots. :D

[lillerfm]

Nice, it looks like some of those inflate-them-yourself breast implants went horriably wrong.

[selkiegirl]

NO! I wasn't going to back read, but now...well, shezit, let me go find it.No need to backread, here ya go...just a smile from the silly selkie girl.

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=11339

[selkiegirl]

Nice, it looks like some of those inflate-them-yourself breast implants went horriably wrong.
Actually, they were condoms, blown up...

[selkiegirl]

skirt suit today with knee high boots. :DCUTE! Are they go go type boots?

[lillerfm]

skirt suit today with knee high boots. :D

Now see, this is what I have to say. If a chick wears a skirt like that with the boots it = hot. And if you were in a negotiation with somebody and decided to wear thigh highs and a garter belt and "accedently" let that skirt slide a little too high so the person across the table (assuming it's a guy) could catch a glimpse...well, you could get whatever you wanted.

Seriously, that look is hot...with or without the stockings.

[lillerfm]

Actually, they were condoms, blown up...

Actually, if they were "blown up" we could see the real deal behind them...oh, wait, you meant inflated...

:evil

[angelces]

Now see, this is what I have to say. If a chick wears a skirt like that with the boots it = hot. And if you were in a negotiation with somebody and decided to wear thigh highs and a garter belt and "accedently" let that skirt slide a little too high so the person across the table (assuming it's a guy) could catch a glimpse...well, you could get whatever you wanted.

Seriously, that look is hot...with or without the stockings.
well i was gonna wear my hold up thigh-highs because I could't find any pantyhose this morning but that would just be bad... imagine if I was interviewing with a woman and my thigh-highs tops were showing. fortunately I found my only pair hidden in the depths of my underwear drawer.

[selkiegirl]

Actually, if they were "blown up" we could see the real deal behind them...oh, wait, you meant inflated...

:evil
Umm, yes, inflated:)
I was a bit worried that you could see through the sheer latex, but, alas, it seems they are well hidden.

[GreenJester]

Umm, yes, inflated:)
I was a bit worried that you could see through the sheer latex, but, alas, it seems they are well hidden.
Huh? Those were balloons? :confused:






:lol

[lillerfm]

well i was gonna wear my hold up thigh-highs because I could't find any pantyhose this morning but that would just be bad... imagine if I was interviewing with a woman and my thigh-highs tops were showing. fortunately I found my only pair hidden in the depths of my underwear drawer.

Ang's underwear drawer...the place were all wet-dreams are born.

[selkiegirl]

Oh goodness, if they were that big I would pop them myself...

[angelces]

Ang's underwear drawer...the place were all wet-dreams are born.
you wouldn't believe me if i told you... Ihave probably 50 pairs of day to day underwear and 25 - 30 bras... and thats not including the stuff thats in the bag under the bed for special occasions... :evil

[lillerfm]

you wouldn't believe me if i told you... Ihave probably 50 pairs of day to day underwear and 25 - 30 bras... and thats not including the stuff thats in the bag under the bed for special occasions... :evil

That's funnier then hell because I used to kid my wife before we were married that she had more bra's and underwear then some stores...and she too had a "special bag". But now that's just been moved to the dresser...

I'm a big garter belt and thigh-high freak...on women I mean...

[selkiegirl]

OK, we need some laughter, and my sick sense of humor makes me fall on the floor when I read this...inspired by the Jester's thread...

http://maddox.xmission.com/whales_suck.html

[angelces]

That's funnier then hell because I used to kid my wife before we were married that she had more bra's and underwear then some stores...and she too had a "special bag". But now that's just been moved to the dresser...

I'm a big garter belt and thigh-high freak...on women I mean...
I would put it in the dresser but that drawer is full...

:lol

[lillerfm]

I would put it in the dresser but that drawer is full...

:lol

Well, if I were you I'd be taking out my t-shirts or something...I mean, you gotta have your priorities.