Ask the opposite sex

[GreenJester]

I was lucky. I had major orthodontics when I was in middle school, and so they x-rayed my mouth a lot, and noticed my wisdom teeth were likely going to come in impacted. So... they put me under and actually removed the teeth before they erupted, before they'd formed any kind of strong roots. I had a little tenderness the first day or two but zero pain.

[bbrianblaze]

Or a bucket of overdone chicken. With sesame seeds. And extra garlic.


Oooooo good thinking, garlic breath!!! :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

all right... so ZTA formal is in April...

the dress i want to get is awesome. but i am having a color delima.

i want something kinda different.... like a really deep plum or like apple red... but then again black is classic and beautiful.

i'm just blah!


What ? No Green?

[number4one]

Or a bucket of overdone chicken. With sesame seeds. And extra garlic.gross... i think i might puke now.

[GreenJester]

gross... i think i might puke now.
Actually, the smart thing would be to just load up on the garlic. You don't want the hygienist to have to do anymore poking & prodding than necessary--they might take it out on you.

[Number27]

Hey guys.

[number4one]

What ? No Green?
<---- not a big fan of hunter green... now grass green would be spectacular!!!:D

its just that everybody does...hot pink, blue, and turquoise... just wanted to be different.

[Number27]

plum would be cool. i love to eat plums.:)

[dancergirl40ky]

gross... i think i might puke now.


Yeah , me too. I never could understand why a person would decide to go into that profession. You know that see all kinds of nasty stuff.

And what about Proctology? Hmmm, NOT!

[number4one]

Hey guys.
hey hot rod.

[number4one]

plum would be cool. i love to eat plums.:)
what about peach?;)


actually i want a darker color.

[dancergirl40ky]

<---- not a big fan of hunter green... now grass green would be spectacular!!!:D

its just that everybody does...hot pink, blue, and turquoise... just wanted to be different.


I wouldn't do hunter for spring anyway. Grass or Lime would be pretty.

[dancergirl40ky]

what about peach?;)


actually i want a darker color.

Melon?

[StephDMBCrush]

hey stace :) any good sex stories i have missed lately?

[number4one]

Melon?
maybe. i dunno i'm all kinds of confused.

[bbrianblaze]

and the hygenist has a dental history on me yet she likes to ask 'so did you ever have braces...'

'yeah.'

'ok.'

WTF!!! (I'm thinking) My teeth are still straight....

'oh I can just tell cuz there is a slight discoloration susually caused by braces...'

:violent My teeth are NOT discolored!! Honest! BEEEE-otch!

[number4one]

and the hygenist has a dental history on me yet she likes to ask 'so did you ever have braces...'

'yeah.'

'ok.'

WTF!!! (I'm thinking) My teeth are still straight....

'oh I can just tell cuz there is a slight discoloration susually caused by braces...'

:violent My teeth are NOT discolored!! Honest! BEEEE-otch!
mine are. i am having them bleached next month.


something about my PH and the brackets... fuck i dunno i just dont like the off whiteness:(

[dancergirl40ky]

There was a good disscussion on female ejaculators the other afternoon, but I missed it. I find it an interesting concept, I have seen it but have never experenced it myself.

I had a "O" yesterday afternoon. Attacked the hubby right before he had to leave for work. Gave him something to think about over the long night. :)

[dancergirl40ky]

and the hygenist has a dental history on me yet she likes to ask 'so did you ever have braces...'

'yeah.'

'ok.'

WTF!!! (I'm thinking) My teeth are still straight....

'oh I can just tell cuz there is a slight discoloration susually caused by braces...'

:violent My teeth are NOT discolored!! Honest! BEEEE-otch!

Time to find another hygienist. The only reason I can think that you put up with that abuse it that she is Hot or has big boobs :lol :lol

[number4one]

i'm going to go take some pain med and lay down


sex it up for me!!;)

[bbrianblaze]

mine are. i am having them bleached next month.


something about my PH and the brackets... fuck i dunno i just dont like the off whiteness:(

Hey, to each their own. Do whatever it takes to be happy with yourself!!
:thumbsup

But to me sometimes when teeth are TOO white they just look fake. Like those people who get 'Extreme Makeovers' and the porcelin (sp?) veniers...
where are my sunglasses, your teeth are blinding me!!! :lol

[selkiegirl]

Actually, the smart thing would be to just load up on the garlic. You don't want the hygienist to have to do anymore poking & prodding than necessary--they might take it out on you.I use to work for a dentist, 7 years straight...I could kill the kids who came in and just finished eating oreos...grrr.
On another note, never take alginate impressions on a kid who just ate a hot dog for lunch...that was disgusting.

[bbrianblaze]

she is Hot or has big boobs


not and not!

Don't dentist offices sometimes shuffle you or do you ALWAYS get the same hygenist?! The past 3 times it's been her. But I know I've had a really nice, pleasant hygenist there before too....

[selkiegirl]

There was a good disscussion on female ejaculators the other afternoon, but I missed it. I find it an interesting concept, I have seen it but have never experenced it myself.

I had a "O" yesterday afternoon. Attacked the hubby right before he had to leave for work. Gave him something to think about over the long night. :)
It is quite impressive...but I just cannot conceive of letting it happen...he wants to try, but, eh, no way.
My O's are more than fine as is, I don't need to let my dam loose.

[dancergirl40ky]

not and not!

Don't dentist offices sometimes shuffle you or do you ALWAYS get the same hygenist?! The past 3 times it's been her. But I know I've had a really nice, pleasant hygenist there before too....

I am sure you can make a request. My dentist only has one hygienist. She is very nice.

[GreenJester]

not and not!

Don't dentist offices sometimes shuffle you or do you ALWAYS get the same hygenist?! The past 3 times it's been her. But I know I've had a really nice, pleasant hygenist there before too....
I got to pick mine, so now I'll be scheduled with Jackie everytime. She's amazing--I've never met anyone else who was so passionate about oral hygiene and didn't creep me out. She's a true scientist in her field, and a heck of a nice lady.

[selkiegirl]

I got to pick mine, so now I'll be scheduled with Jackie everytime. She's amazing--I've never met anyone else who was so passionate about oral hygiene and didn't creep me out. She's a true scientist in her field, and a heck of a nice lady.Passionate about oral hygiene? I can imagine her now...
Ooooh, those perfect incisors floss my world, *giggle...heavy sigh*, you sure know how to make a lady brush...Mmmm, fluoride rinse? Now spit it in this D cup, Marky baby...
Sorry:)

[lillerfm]

I'm pretty sure that its a pre-req that all dental hygentist's be hot...if they aren't I'd ask to see credentials...every one I've ever had has been hot.

[bbrianblaze]

I'm pretty sure that its a pre-req that all dental hygentist's be hot...if they aren't I'd ask to see credentials...every one I've ever had has been hot.


*makes note to visit the dentist when I schedule a trip to LA someday....*

:rolleyes:

not here....

[dancergirl40ky]

Good Morning Frank :)

[angelces]

oh guys i forgot to mention!! I GOT CALLED BACK FOR A SECOND INTERVIEW!!

I'M PUMPED!! Its all because of your kind words and good luck wishes!!!

And I hope you all checked out my thread this morning!

[dancergirl40ky]

Yay Ang that is awesome, I will keep my fingers and legs crossed for you :)

[bbrianblaze]

Positive vibes and good wishes.... THAT'S THE OST!!!

[angelces]

Positive vibes and good wishes.... THAT'S THE OST!!!
yes with emphasis on the vibes and the good feelings... :evil

[selkiegirl]

Pulsating vibes and good kisses.... THAT'S THE OST!!!
You got that right, Mister!

[bbrianblaze]

btw, I really liked your thread (as I dais) it just stinks that besides my hose you associate me with disc burning probs.... I feel so 'newbie'.... :rolleyes:

[bbrianblaze]

You got that right, Mister!


Best. Paraphrase. Ever. ;)

[selkiegirl]

oh guys i forgot to mention!! I GOT CALLED BACK FOR A SECOND INTERVIEW!!

I'M PUMPED!! Its all because of your kind words and good luck wishes!!!

And I hope you all checked out my thread this morning!Many good wishes, Miss Ang:) Wonderful thread, we adore you so very much!

[dancergirl40ky]

btw, I really liked your thread (as I dais) it just stinks that besides my hose you associate me with disc burning probs.... I feel so 'newbie'.... :rolleyes:

you are almost to 5,000 posts how can you be a "newbie" :lol

[angelces]

btw, I really liked your thread (as I dais) it just stinks that besides my hose you associate me with disc burning probs.... I feel so 'newbie'.... :rolleyes:
you know that you're more to me that just your hose... :evil

You're also a Nancie's alternate lyric...
Could I have been... lost some where in hartford. ;)

[bbrianblaze]

you are almost to 5,000 posts how can you be a "newbie" :lol


I KNOW.

*cough postwhore cough*

But relating me to disc probs.... eh... guess it's true and all... so I'm a newbie to trading and B&P.... (kinda).

[bbrianblaze]

you know that you're more to me that just your hose... :evil

You're also a Nancie's alternate lyric...
Could I have been... lost some where in hartford. ;)


:lol :lol DAS RIGHT!!!!

[dancergirl40ky]

Funny Story: I am riding in the car with my boys Monday and we are talking about the Linkin Park Concert they just went to, and I am talking about DMB of course. I told them that another day was added to the Gorge and Justin asks me if he had enough songs to play for 3 shows and I said yes and that he sometimes does cover songs too. Colin asks me, "Mom , have you ever heard him sing "Stay Up Eve" ?. I was like , huh, I have never heard of that. He says "you know." and starts singing. "Stay or Leave" but with Stay up Eve instead. I had tear running down my face I was laughing so hard. Glad he listens.

[bbrianblaze]

Funny Story: I am riding in the car with my boys Monday and we are talking about the Linkin Park Concert they just went to, and I am talking about DMB of course. I told them that another day was added to the Gorge and Justin asks me if he had enough songs to play for 3 shows and I said yes and that he sometimes does cover songs too. Colin asks me, "Mom , have you ever heard him sing "Stay Up Eve" ?. I was like , huh, I have never heard of that. He says "you know." and starts singing. "Stay or Leave" but with Stay up Eve instead. I had tear running down my face I was laughing so hard. Glad he listens.


'I want you not to sleep but you should".... :lol

[GreenJester]

Funny Story: I am riding in the car with my boys Monday and we are talking about the Linkin Park Concert they just went to, and I am talking about DMB of course. I told them that another day was added to the Gorge and Justin asks me if he had enough songs to play for 3 shows and I said yes and that he sometimes does cover songs too. Colin asks me, "Mom , have you ever heard him sing "Stay Up Eve" ?. I was like , huh, I have never heard of that. He says "you know." and starts singing. "Stay or Leave" but with Stay up Eve instead. I had tear running down my face I was laughing so hard. Glad he listens.
How old are your kids? That's pretty cute.

[dancergirl40ky]

Justin is 15 and Colin is 11. They roll there eyes at me alot. Try to act like they don't like Dave, but they do.

I am off to lunch with the girls and flirt with the waiters, catch you sexy beasts later.

[selkiegirl]

Have fun, Stace:)
Afternoon, kids:)

[lillerfm]

I hate having the same arguments over and over...

[Trainer2375]

after reading ang's post i realized i haven't been in here much lately...

how's all my favorite sexpots?

[twosteppn36]

sexpots rule!

[GreenJester]

after reading ang's post i realized i haven't been in here much lately...

how's all my favorite sexpots?Like a big cat in repose, purring like a thunderstorm, kicked back in my velvet chair.

Or, so I imagine.


EDIT: With bells on, of course. I am the jester, you know...

[OklahomaMama]

sexpots rule!yeah, baby! :p
http://www.one2ten.co.uk/MrPot/Images/Gallery/sexpot2.jpg

[twosteppn36]

and the googlemeister's at it again:lol

[lillerfm]

yeah, baby! :p
http://www.one2ten.co.uk/MrPot/Images/Gallery/sexpot2.jpg

Somebody please stop Mama before she google's again!

[OklahomaMama]

and the googlemeister's at it again:lolthat's googleMISTRESS :evil
http://www.mercyground.com/moniart/artimages/Mistress.jpg
^i want this for an avatar :D

[twosteppn36]

now that just sounds kinky:lol

[angelces]

that's googleMISTRESS :evil
http://www.mercyground.com/moniart/artimages/Mistress.jpg
^i want this for an avatar :D
one kinky pussy avatar coming right up.

i had to crop quite a bit so you could still see what it was, hope you don't mind. :D

[lillerfm]

one kinky pussy avatar coming right up.

You know, with the exception of that word and the ones I learned in Jenna's hedgehog post, there really isn't a good "heat of the momement" word for a women's "special place". I mean, either you end up sounding vulgar or you sound like an OBGYN.

[number4one]

i just got the most wonderful call:D

[angelces]

You know, with the exception of that word and the ones I learned in Jenna's hedgehog post, there really isn't a good "heat of the momement" word for a women's "special place". I mean, either you end up sounding vulgar or you sound like an OBGYN.
yeah, when you hear the word vagina, it kinda kills the mood.

[lillerfm]

yeah, when you hear the word vagina, it kinda kills the mood.

Agreed...but pu**y sounds so "porn"...and not that I don't want porn-sex, but I don't think my wife would appriacte that kinda talk.

[GreenJester]

You know, with the exception of that word and the ones I learned in Jenna's hedgehog post, there really isn't a good "heat of the momement" word for a women's "special place". I mean, either you end up sounding vulgar or you sound like an OBGYN.
I know what you mean.

Pussy = vulgar or slightly-immature
Vagina = clinical
Cunt = offensive and derogatory



Not that guys have it much better, but we're certainly short on decent names for the female genitalia...

[angelces]

i don't mind pussy. cunt isn't so bad either.

...but only in the heat of things not to be used as an actual name for the person only the name for the part.

[Trainer2375]

yeah, when you hear the word vagina, it kinda kills the mood.
:lol :lol

too true

[GreenJester]

Billy Crystal, "reading" Sean Connery's thoughts at the Oscars:

"Pussy Galore... I just got it."

[angelces]

:lol i'm upset I missed that I like his opening speeches and songs the best.

[lillerfm]

I know what you mean.

Pussy = vulgar or slightly-immature
Vagina = clinical
Cunt = offensive and derogatory



Not that guys have it much better, but we're certainly short on decent names for the female genitalia...

Yeah, but if a chick says "I want to (insert verb) your dick..." are you gonna be turned off or turned on?

[angelces]

I find that "fuck me" or "harder" always works for me...

[number4one]

i call it a coot-a-cota

random i know, but it gets the job done.

[lillerfm]

I find that "fuck me" or "harder" always works for me...

Of course... :evil

But if he says "I want to lick your cunt" what's that saying?


BTW, I had a typo there before I corrected it...I turned lick into kick...ouch.

[number4one]

Yeah, but if a chick says "I want to (insert verb) your dick..." are you gonna be turned off or turned on?
(insert verb)

JUMP:lol

[number4one]

Of course... :evil

But if he says "I want to lick your cunt" what's that saying?


BTW, I had a typo there before I corrected it...I turned lick into kick...ouch.
cunt is such a dirty word.

[lillerfm]

(insert verb)

JUMP:lol

Sex Mad-libs! Oh damn, million dollar idea!

[GreenJester]

I find that "fuck me" or "harder" always works for me...
Like saying "gee" to a well-trained horse.

In fact, it's one of the two similarities I share with horses... :evil





(alright, i can't really give myself that much credit)

[angelces]

Of course... :evil

But if he says "I want to lick your cunt" what's that saying?


BTW, I had a typo there before I corrected it...I turned lick into kick...ouch.
its saying I better open my legs.

I dont know I don't have a problem with the word cunt, but maybe because my ex used to call me that all the time.

*Phone rings*
Me. Hello?
Him. Hey Sweetlady!
Me. Hey baby.
Him. So how's my cunt doing today.
Me. fine and how's my cock doing today.

:lol but then again I just realized typing that out that I'm weird... so never mind

[lillerfm]

its saying I better open my legs.

I dont know I don't have a problem with the word cunt, but maybe because my ex used to call me that all the time.

*Phone rings*
Me. Hello?
Him. Hey Sweetlady!
Me. Hey baby.
Him. So how's my cunt doing today.
Me. fine and how's my cock doing today.

:lol but then again I just realized typing that out that I'm weird... so never mind

Cunt would get me a smack in the head I think.

[number4one]

Like saying "gee" to a well-trained horse.

In fact, it's one of the two similarities I share with horses... :evil





(alright, i can't really give myself that much credit)
so many comments.


but i cant be mean:)


mark's quivering member.

[GreenJester]

so many comments.


but i cant be mean:)


mark's quivering member.
:D Yeah, you guys were on crack yesterday. I was only tryin' to fill Miss Oklahoma's needs.

Her hot, steamy little needs....

[number4one]

i have needs damnit. and who fullfills them? ME!

[angelces]

seriously! needs need to be fufilled and filled and filled and filled....

[lillerfm]

I have needs that were met yesterday when I finally hooked up the DVD player at the new place...Wife went to work out and I enjoyed some quality alone time...

[OklahomaMama]

:D Yeah, you guys were on crack yesterday. I was only tryin' to fill Miss Oklahoma's needs.

Her hot, steamy little needs....
edit little, replace with humongous




needs, boobs....either or
:evil

[number4one]

yeah!

[number4one]

I have needs that were met yesterday when I finally hooked up the DVD player at the new place...Wife went to work out and I enjoyed some quality alone time...
bow chicka wow wow

[OklahomaMama]

btw, ang...
thanks for giving me that pussy.... it rocks
:lol

[lillerfm]

:D Yeah, you guys were on crack yesterday. I was only tryin' to fill Miss Oklahoma's needs.

Her hot, steamy little needs....
edit little, replace with humongous




needs, boobs....either or
:evil

Boobs are always good.

[lillerfm]

bow chicka wow wow

It had been quite a while since I got to visit Andrew Blake directing his wonderful collection of talented girls.

[angelces]

btw, ang...
thanks for giving me that pussy.... it rocks
:lol
i gave mama the pussy... that just doesn't sound right

[texasdmblvr]

seriously! needs need to be fufilled and filled and filled and filled....

yes,
i'd like to order some hot, steamy sex
with a vibe on the side and a to-go box for later please.... :evil

[Trainer2375]

momma loves ang's pussy :lol

[OklahomaMama]

yes,
i'd like to order some hot, steamy sex
with a vibe on the side and a to-go box for later please.... :evil....heh heh....beth said "box" :lol

[number4one]

back to bed for me. i'm just... i dont even know. on drugs i guess.

[twosteppn36]

yes,
i'd like to order some hot, steamy sex
with a vibe on the side and a to-go box for later please.... :evil



ill take that order :lol

[OklahomaMama]

i think pussy is the perfect name for my "special place" :p

it's warm, fuzzy and purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs
:evil

[lillerfm]

yes,
i'd like to order some hot, steamy sex
with a vibe on the side and a to-go box for later please.... :evil

Leftover huh? Always good the next morning.

[GreenJester]

yes,
i'd like to order some hot, steamy sex
with a vibe on the side and a to-go box for later please.... :evil
I keep doing a double-take on that avatar, you look just like this girl I had a brief crush on in high school... she had a little bit of a reputation, too... ;)

[Trainer2375]

yes,
i'd like to order some hot, steamy sex
with a vibe on the side and a to-go box for later please.... :evil

can i get some of that too please?? :evil

[texasdmblvr]

I never waste anything ~ if anything i guess you could ummm, recycle the left overs if you didn't want them for yourself ..??..

[lillerfm]

momma loves ang's pussy :lol

Hey now!!

[texasdmblvr]

I keep doing a double-take on that avatar, you look just like this girl I had a brief crush on in high school... she had a little bit of a reputation, too... ;)


i don't know if i should be flattered or slap you? please explain

[lillerfm]

Well kiddies, lunch break is over...back to the grind.

[GreenJester]

i don't know if i should be flattered or slap you? please explain
Eek... I'm sorry, that does sound really, really bad, doesn't it? Your resemblence is purely physical, I'm sure.

Sorry. :(

[OklahomaMama]

Well kiddies, lunch break is over...back to the grind.
as in "bump and grind"?
:p

[texasdmblvr]

Well kiddies, lunch break is over...back to the grind.

later Frank- it was good running into you today...have a good one

[selkiegirl]

Hello, innocent ones...
Wait, that would mean I am saying hello to no one...:)

[bbrianblaze]

and with that... the work week is half over!! :bounce

[selkiegirl]

Hippie hippie hooray!!!

[bbrianblaze]

Hippie hippie hooray!!!


2 hippies.... *mind wanders to Jenna and Stace pics*

hooray for sure!!! :multi :evil

[selkiegirl]

Well, that would be 1 hippie, and 1 ballerina...
We haven't taken pics in a long time, well, me and Stace that is...

[angelces]

why do soo many girls rave about being on top... its all about from behind for me...

[selkiegirl]

Well, that came out of nowhere:)
I like being on bottom, I mean, I like it any which way, but looking up at him, seeing his arms all flexed out, his sweat dripping down onto my lips...love that.

[angelces]

yes that's what I'm talking about. feeling the weight of his body on top of yours.

[bbrianblaze]

Well, that came out of nowhere:)




:lol :evil riiiight.... :p

[selkiegirl]

Uhu...well, he holds himself up so as not to crush me, (to a certain point), but I like it when he crushes me, damnit...
It's also nice when he is on top and my ankles are around his neck, that hits THE spot.

[Crumbo]

very interesting ladies....please continue:)

[angelces]

Uhu...well, he holds himself up so as not to crush me, (to a certain point), but I like it when he crushes me, damnit...
It's also nice when he is on top and my ankles are around his neck, that hits THE spot.
yes yes, I agree with all of that. I like pulling him down on top of me and wrapping my arms and legs around him till it feels like we couldn't get any closer...

[selkiegirl]

I love the way you jump in at random hot times...lurkerbater!!!

[StephDMBCrush]

hey ladies :) missed ya'll :)
jenna- how is sadie? all grown up?

[selkiegirl]

yes yes, I agree with all of that. I like pulling him down on top of me and wrapping my arms and legs around him till it feels like we couldn't get any closer...
Yep, and with one hard thrust, whoa, squeal, there you are, even closer....

[bbrianblaze]

*steps back as not to get in the way of this girlie-sex talk....*

:D

[angelces]

Yep, and with one hard thrust, whoa, squeal, there you are, even closer....
but still not close enough... yeah... digging heels into his ass and pulling your hips against his...

[selkiegirl]

hey ladies :) missed ya'll :)
jenna- how is sadie? all grown up?Is she ever!!! Here is a pic, taken this morning, so so pretty.
I am sure you can pick her out:)

[selkiegirl]

but still not close enough... yeah... digging heels into his ass and pulling your hips against his...Uhu, more than digging, just slamming it with your heels, like kicking a horse to go faster, faster...
although I would never kick a horse that hard...

[bbrianblaze]

Is she ever!!! Here is a pic, taken this morning, so so pretty.
I am sure you can pick her out:)


Do ya have ANOTHER couch for yerself?! :lol :ugh:

[angelces]

Uhu, more than digging, just slamming it with your heels, like kicking a horse to go faster, faster...
although I would never kick a horse that hard...
rotating the hips, nipping his ear with your teething, digging in your nails just slightly into his shoulders. whispering how he better FUCK YOU HARDER in his ear...

waiter! I'll have what she's having!

[GreenJester]

Uhu, more than digging, just slamming it with your heels, like kicking a horse to go faster, faster...
although I would never kick a horse that hard...
You gals whisper such sweet nothings... ;)

[OklahomaMama]

Is she ever!!! Here is a pic, taken this morning, so so pretty.
I am sure you can pick her out:)whoa...that should be an art poster :p
captioned "No Humans Allowed On The Furniture"
:lol

[selkiegirl]

Do ya have ANOTHER couch for yerself?! :lol :ugh:Nope, I sit cross legged on the floor:)

[StephDMBCrush]

she is growing up so fast
:)
tell her i miss her and send kisses

[texasdmblvr]

damn angela~ i don't think you're gonna need a to-go box...
You and jenna may need a first aid kit though..... ha ha ha
i'm busy doing jake on the alphabet so i better run....

[twosteppn36]

she is growing up so fast
:)
tell her i miss her and send kisses



just like you miss kobi? :p

[selkiegirl]

rotating the hips, nipping his ear with your teething, digging in your nails just slightly into his shoulders. whispering how he better FUCK YOU HARDER in his ear...

waiter! I'll have what she's having!His ear...yes, amongst other things...nails digging into his arse, yep, whispering? No, yelling, gasping, screaming F me F me F me yayayayaya!!!!! so loud the neighbors yell "shutthehellup!"...
Umm, ya, that was what I heard from a friend or something...

[bbrianblaze]

Nope, I sit cross legged on the floor:)


nimble rojita... sitting on the floor.... cute! :D

[angelces]

His ear...yes, amongst other things...nails digging into his arse, yep, whispering? No, yelling, gasping, screaming F me F me F me yayayayaya!!!!! so loud the neighbors yell "shutthehellup!"...
Umm, ya, that was what I heard from a friend or something...
I don't screem. I have held a pillow over my mouth before, bitten blankets and the back of my hand or maybe a shoulder from time to time, but never yelled...

[selkiegirl]

damn angela~ i don't think you're gonna need a to-go box...
You and jenna may need a first aid kit though..... ha ha ha
i'm busy doing jake on the alphabet so i better run....A pic for Miss Beth...if this isn't a "wanna do it" look...:)
And I simply smile...so innocent... :angel
Damn, I wanna bite that lower lip NOW...
OK, must simmer down...

[texasdmblvr]

neighbors... i thought you lived way out in the sticks... you must be REALLLLLLLY loud...
cute couch pic by the way~ i don't know how you ever get lonely round there....so many kisses to be had.

[selkiegirl]

nimble rojita... sitting on the floor.... cute! :DWell, would you try to push that gang of misfits off? Actually, I just squeeze right in, limbs akimbo...:)

[selkiegirl]

I don't screem. I have held a pillow over my mouth before, bitten blankets and the back of my hand or maybe a shoulder from time to time, but never yelled...
<I yell..is that bad?

[texasdmblvr]

nothing is bad if you're both into it~

[selkiegirl]

neighbors... i thought you lived way out in the sticks... you must be REALLLLLLLY loud...
cute couch pic by the way~ i don't know how you ever get lonely round there....so many kisses to be had.I do, but the pallet house people live across the hollar, well, the road...:) I am sure those pallets aren't very insulated...
Cute couch? How could you see it under the sheet? I have to always have a sheet on that couch to keep it somewhat new looking...change it every other day, spoiled dogs...but thanks:)

[GreenJester]

His ear...yes, amongst other things...nails digging into his arse, yep, whispering? No, yelling, gasping, screaming F me F me F me yayayayaya!!!!! so loud the neighbors yell "shutthehellup!"...
Umm, ya, that was what I heard from a friend or something...
:eek:

Ummm... yeah, I'm not vividly picturing that at all...





:evil

[angelces]

to each their own. as long as its not fake like the noises made by people in porn its usually ok.

I just usually lose my voice to breathing... maybe that's because I talk soo much outside of bed... :shrugh:

[selkiegirl]

nothing is bad if you're both into it~
Well, now I wonder? Hmmm, is he into it? I must ask...:)
I suppose if he wasn't he could just tie a bandana around my mouth...

[selkiegirl]

to each their own. as long as its not fake like the noises made by people in porn its usually ok.

I just usually lose my voice to breathing... maybe that's because I talk soo much outside of bed... :shrugh:No no no way is it fake, I get embarrased afterwards...I will never ever fake it again...it's not worth even being with a man if you have to fake it, in my opinion.

[texasdmblvr]

I do, but the pallet house people live across the hollar, well, the road...:) I am sure those pallets aren't very insulated...
Cute couch? How could you see it under the sheet? I have to always have a sheet on that couch to keep it somewhat new looking...change it every other day, spoiled dogs...but thanks:)

i meant cute couch covered in dogs....if i could ever get a grip on my compulsive cleaning, i'd let the 'furkids' inside too. actually, the kittens have been sneaking in on a regular basis now. i'll just have to deal with the fur...they are soooo worth it.

[selkiegirl]

:eek:

Ummm... yeah, I'm not vividly picturing that at all...





:evilWasn't me!!! It was my friend, Gretta.

[number4one]

"fuck all those nights i moaned real loud, fuck it i faked, aren't you proud, fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back, well guess what yo, your sex was wack"



so fitting.

[GreenJester]

Wasn't me!!! It was my friend, Gretta.
Sure it was. Gretta Scapegoat, I know her too. ;) :lol

[selkiegirl]

nothing is bad if you're both into it~

Gretta: do you like it when I yell during sex?
Gretta's boyfriend: hell, i know where this is going, but yes..

[bbrianblaze]

'so now I'm accused of faking the funk,
I'll be the scapegoat for spiking the punch...'

[angelces]

Wasn't me!!! It was my friend, Gretta.
I usually blame things on my evil twin... right Amanda?

[number4one]

i'm a loud one when i am into it.... it like if you dont want the people down the hall knowing... you better cover my mouth up...and not with your dick!!!;)

[selkiegirl]

i meant cute couch covered in dogs....if i could ever get a grip on my compulsive cleaning, i'd let the 'furkids' inside too. actually, the kittens have been sneaking in on a regular basis now. i'll just have to deal with the fur...they are soooo worth it.
Well, I am a member of CCA...so, ya, this house is clean. When it's not, heads roll...ya right...:)

[GreenJester]

Question:


Has anyone ever gone to a sex chatroom and done the cybersex thing? Any interesting experiences to share?

[selkiegirl]

Sure it was. Gretta Scapegoat, I know her too. ;) :lol
You do? She is quite the wild one, I am always trying to tell her that she needs to settle down a bit. Crazy whack.

[number4one]

Question:


Has anyone ever gone to a sex chatroom and done the cybersex thing? Any interesting experiences to share?
i've never done it... but the whole thing boggles my mind... i guess i just dont get it?:ugh:

[angelces]

Question:


Has anyone ever gone to a sex chatroom and done the cybersex thing? Any interesting experiences to share?
i've done the cybersex thing but not from a sex chatroom.

I find its hard for both people to cum at the same time since its hard to type with one hand and hard to ... well... you know with one hand.

[angelces]

I guess its like phone sex... for the technologically advanced, but at least with phone sex you can hear the other person and you can both be working at the same time.

[selkiegirl]

i'm a loud one when i am into it.... it like if you dont want the people down the hall knowing... you better cover my mouth up...and not with your dick!!!;)Exactly! Use that dick to slap my cheeks, not cover my mouth...
Geez, that was really bad. OK, I will put Jenna back on, I am giving her a bad rep.
Love, Gretta

[GreenJester]

I guess its like phone sex... for the technologically advanced, but at least with phone sex you can hear the other person and you can both be working at the same time.
I would have to say, yes, that is probably the better method. If you know someone who wants to do it.

[angelces]

< kinda likes gretta. :evil

[lillerfm]

Cybersex is a huge tease...

[selkiegirl]

Question:


Has anyone ever gone to a sex chatroom and done the cybersex thing? Any interesting experiences to share?
OK...now, I did go to one, once...and I started up a private conversation with a guy who just seemed to know me somehow...
Ya, he knew me, it was my boyfriend who I had broken up with the week before...he was spying on me. :twak

[lillerfm]

I want to fuck all the women in here...

signed...

Knarf (Frank's very evil twin)

[selkiegirl]

< kinda likes gretta. :evil
<pushes the little innocent chick out of the way...
Heya, Ang :evil
I like you too...

[GreenJester]

Cybersex is a huge tease...
I tried it many years ago and found that to be pretty much the case. Got bored with it quickly. Was a bit "educational" though... some scary folks out there.

[angelces]

i don't know guys don't tend to be very good at cyber. they are more about talking about penetration...

In
and out
IN!
and out!
IN!!!
and
OUT!!

WHO CARES!! for me its more about the fantasy... we were alone in a field in a convertible looking at the stars...

[lillerfm]

It cracks me up though when somebody posts a pic and says that it's them...and soooooooooooooooooooo obviosuly isn't.

[GreenJester]

I want to fuck all the women in here...

signed...

Knarf (Frank's very evil twin)
Using your formula, my evil twin is Kram.


Hmmmm....

[angelces]

My evil twin, besides Amanda

A LEG NA... think about it

[GreenJester]

i don't know guys don't tend to be very good at cyber. they are more about talking about penetration...

In
and out
IN!
and out!
IN!!!
and
OUT!!

WHO CARES!! for me its more about the fantasy... we were alone in a field in a convertible looking at the stars...
I was more than those people deserved, let's put it that way. :evil

[lillerfm]

Using your formula, my evil twin is Kram.


Hmmmm....

Now that's funny HA HA... :lol

[angelces]

I was more than those people deserved, let's put it that way. :evil
see you'd be an ideal candidate for a real woman, not one of them unedumacated trailer trash bitches

[lillerfm]

i don't know guys don't tend to be very good at cyber. they are more about talking about penetration...

In
and out
IN!
and out!
IN!!!
and
OUT!!

WHO CARES!! for me its more about the fantasy... we were alone in a field in a convertible looking at the stars...

I had my hand on your thigh as you streched out across the backseat.

[number4one]

I want to fuck all the women in here...

signed...

Knarf (Frank's very evil twin)
at the same time?

[selkiegirl]

i don't know guys don't tend to be very good at cyber. they are more about talking about penetration...

In
and out
IN!
and out!
IN!!!
and
OUT!!

WHO CARES!! for me its more about the fantasy... we were alone in a field in a convertible looking at the stars...I agree, although it's fun to get down and dirty as well...depends on the mood. When it does get down and dirty, the chat ends and the phone rings, or so I've heard.

[texasdmblvr]

i've done the cybersex thing but not from a sex chatroom.

I find its hard for both people to cum at the same time since its hard to type with one hand and hard to ... well... you know with one hand.


see alphabet thread now!

[angelces]

I agree, although it's fun to get down and dirty as well...depends on the mood. When it does get down and dirty, the chat ends and the phone rings, or so I've heard.
yes yes I've sexperienced this same thing too... :evil

[lillerfm]

at the same time?

(Knarf)

Yeah...bring it girls.

[GreenJester]

unedumacated
Hey, I know that word! We use that word around here all the time. :lol

[number4one]

I had my hand on your thigh as you streched out across the backseat.
this reminds me of something...DAMNIT WHAT IS IT!! oh yeah... freshmen year of high school!!:lol :lol

[bbrianblaze]

we were alone in a field in a convertible looking at the stars...


*waits for more....* Yeah??




and this evil twin thing is rude to me... Nairb?! BOO! :BANG

A Leg Na... an allergy medicine?! :lol :ugh:

[number4one]

(Knarf)

Yeah...bring it girls.
brings "it" (whatever that "it" might be)

i'm not going to hide behind Andama (she's a whore, and would kill my innocent rep)

[angelces]

or that lazy afternoon tangled in the sheets after a day of soft lovemaking and hard fucking... sun coming through the window blinds...

[lillerfm]

this reminds me of something...DAMNIT WHAT IS IT!! oh yeah... freshmen year of high school!!:lol :lol

Yeah, but the difference is that I was playing absentmindedly with the lace at the top of her thigh high.

[Brad]

darB :D

[texasdmblvr]

brian - get your ass back over to the alphabet!

[GreenJester]

this reminds me of something...DAMNIT WHAT IS IT!! oh yeah... freshmen year of high school!!:lol :lol
My ex-girlfriend and I had so much sex in my car one summer that I swear we raised the average moisture-content of the interior. Those windows fogged at the drop of a hat no matter what I did after that. :lol

And of course, I should never have tried wiping down the inside of the windshield with my hand...

[angelces]

Yeah, but the difference is that I was playing absentmindedly with the lace at the top of her thigh high.
well the way I heard it... "she" was wearing a button down sundress with NOTHING underneath...

[OklahomaMama]

yeah, brian....you're getting some head now
:lol

[number4one]

Yeah, but the difference is that I was playing absentmindedly with the lace at the top of her thigh high.
nope... not much different... hopefully bigger... wait. did i say that out loud?

*looks around*

:evil

[lillerfm]

well the way I heard it... "she" was wearing a button down sundress with NOTHING underneath...

Peek-A-Boo....HOLY CRAP! :eek:

[number4one]

brian - get your ass back over to the alphabet!
*hears whip cracked*

YEAH BIOTCH! :lol :lol

[angelces]

Peek-A-Boo....HOLY CRAP! :eek:
and white keds... that was important.

unbutton the whole front of the dress to shear nakedness.

[bbrianblaze]

brian - get your ass back over to the alphabet!


so forceful... you seemed to have your.... orifices filled without me....
:evil

[selkiegirl]

well the way I heard it... "she" was wearing a button down sundress with NOTHING underneath...This is why I wear a skirt to the airport....

[Brad]

i like when i am hittin it from the back and i hold on to her shoulder to help me get it that much deeper.

[angelces]

This is why I wear a skirt to the airport....
as do I miss selkie, as do I... we are like sexual soul sisters aren't we. :lol

and of course, no underwear, freshly shaven and lotioned all the way up one side and down the other... yeah he would always check to see if I was fully prepared for him before we got home from the airport

[texasdmblvr]

brian- frank jumped in instead.
snooze ya loose!

[number4one]

i like when i am hittin it from the back and i hold on to her shoulder to help me get it that much deeper.
:lol :lol :lol

oh.my.god. that's like the most random comment ever.

[selkiegirl]

as do I miss selkie, as do I... we are like sexual soul sisters aren't we. :lol

and of course, no underwear, freshly shaven and lotioned all the way up one side and down the other... yeah he would always check to see if I was fully prepared for him before we got home from the airportYep...that would be about right...although it would be trimmed nicely...I am letting him do the shaving if he so desires that look, feel, etc.

[number4one]

Yep...that would be about right...although it would be trimmed nicely...I am letting him do the shaving if he so desires that look, feel, etc.
thats dangerous. so little slip up...and OUCH!!

[angelces]

yes I leave the patch in the middle but the lips are freshly shaven, lotioned, and oh so soft...

[Brad]

and with that, i have to leave.

[number4one]

yes I leave the patch in the middle but the lips are freshly shaven, lotioned, and oh so soft...
:lol "oh so soft..." i like that :lol

[lillerfm]

thats dangerous. so little slip up...and OUCH!!

You just have to have your technique down...I don't be tickling or nothin'.

[bbrianblaze]

:ugh: :evil


This place (am.org in general) has really gone X today.














And I like it!! :thumbsup

[selkiegirl]

thats dangerous. so little slip up...and OUCH!!Very true, but if he is up close, going slowly, he has a better view than me...I'll just make sure his hands are steady while he does it...umm, if he does it...
And I will have my hand softly around his thingys just in case he slips, then he will know how much it may or may not pain him to slip up... :evil

[OklahomaMama]

yes I leave the patch in the middle but the lips are freshly shaven, lotioned, and oh so soft...hey....we're "twat twins"
:lol

[lillerfm]

You guys are slowly killing Knarf....

[number4one]

You just have to have your technique down...I don't be tickling or nothin'.
:lol :lol

i suppose that true.

[number4one]

hey....we're "twat twins"
:lol
:( i dont have a twat twin... oh well *tear*

[angelces]

:lol "oh so soft..." i like that :lol
and if all goes well just a little damp... :evil

[number4one]

and if all goes well just a little damp... :evil
:lol

isn't it odd how that works :evil

[selkiegirl]

:( i dont have a twat twin... oh well *tear*For all we know, we may be twat twins...but I am not revealing anything else... :angel

[bbrianblaze]

twat.... can't say I've ever 'liked' that word.... :rolleyes:

[angelces]

twat, i cunt hear you...

[number4one]

For all we know, we may be twat twins...but I am not revealing anything else... :angel
really?

*tear*

i might have a twat twin...

*tear*

ohmygod:lol :lol :lol too funny.

[selkiegirl]

twat.... can't say I've ever 'liked' that word.... :rolleyes:
I have to agree, but I don't like the C word either...I prefer the P word...yep...little P...

[number4one]

twat.... can't say I've ever 'liked' that word.... :rolleyes:well we dont really have any good words... not much to work with.

[selkiegirl]

really?

*tear*

i might have a twat twin...

*tear*

ohmygod:lol :lol :lol too funny.Yes, I too am getting all teary eyed...:)

[number4one]

Yes, I too am getting all teary eyed...:)
can i have hug?

*raises eyebrows*

[angelces]

:lol twat twins... :lol my coworker keeps asking me what I'm laughing about. :lol

[OklahomaMama]

omigosh, i'm losing it....
this place is making me LOL waaaay too much today!

[selkiegirl]

can i have hug?

*raises eyebrows*Dang, they need a raises eyebrow emoticon...yes, dear, please, like you need to ever ask...we can crush boobs anytime.

[number4one]

Dang, they need a raises eyebrow emoticon...yes, dear, please, like you need to ever ask...we can crush boobs anytime.
YAY!!


:lol :lol

[bbrianblaze]

:lol twat twins... :lol my coworker keeps asking me what I'm laughing about. :lol


right!! and how many times can, 'ah nothing.' work? :lol :lol :ugh: :lol

[selkiegirl]

:lol twat twins... :lol my coworker keeps asking me what I'm laughing about. :lol
I say we organize a twat trip...anyone IN?

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/15twat.jpg

[angelces]

i'm wondering that myself... must remember I'm SUPPOSED to be working. But I got a call back to a second interview and I must say I haven't done a thing all day. :lol

[number4one]

I say we organize a twat trip...anyone IN?

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/15twat.jpg
:lol :lol :lol

[lillerfm]

:lol :lol

i suppose that true.

Oh come on people...Pulp Fiction?

[GreenJester]

i'm wondering that myself... must remember I'm SUPPOSED to be working. But I got a call back to a second interview and I must say I haven't done a thing all day. :lol
Woohoo! Go Ang! Let's have celebration sex!

[lillerfm]

we can crush boobs anytime.

And Knarf just exploded...

[angelces]

I say we organize a twat trip...anyone IN?

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/15twat.jpg
:lol that lady is SCARY!

[angelces]

Woohoo! Go Ang! Let's have celebration sex!
you and me inthe "production" room in 5 minutes... you bring the lube I'll bring the chocolate...

[number4one]

Oh come on people...Pulp Fiction?
*raises one eyebrow*

(its a talent i have)

what about it? i've never seen it...

[selkiegirl]

:lol that lady is SCARY!
OMG, I thought it was a guy...me bad...

[lillerfm]

Nevermind.


And btw, if you've never seen it your offically not in college.

[number4one]

And Knarf just exploded...
:lol

*runs for over*

[number4one]

you and me inthe "production" room in 5 minutes... you bring the lube I'll bring the chocolate...
and i'll bring... my sassy self:D

[angelces]

saweet threesome with Mark and Amanda... this is gonna be hot!

[bbrianblaze]

Hey look what I just got in the (e)mail.... :D

[number4one]

Nevermind.


And btw, if you've never seen it your offically not in college.
damn... i'll just have to enjoy college for another year...fuck! what have i done...


:evil

[GreenJester]

you and me inthe "production" room in 5 minutes... you bring the lube I'll bring the chocolate...
We can simply this--buy some chocolate lube.

[selkiegirl]

Nevermind.


And btw, if you've never seen it your offically not in college.But...damn...

http://www.funkyfridge.com/images/EP-9846-L.jpg

[GreenJester]

saweet threesome with Mark and Amanda... this is gonna be hot!
You guys can flip for heads or tails... :evil

[selkiegirl]

We can simply this--buy some chocolate lube.I have some, chocolate rasberry, amongst others...I'll send it out pronto!!!

[bbrianblaze]

And btw, if you've never seen it your offically not in college.


what PF reference did I miss?!

[angelces]

We can simply this--buy some chocolate lube.
now I know I've gotten to you... you made a grammatical error. is it a little hot under the collar over there mark... or maybe hot under the belt...

[number4one]

frank why you be hatin' on me today?

i'm just a white little southern girl tryin' to make it in the world...

*pouts*