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Crumbo
04-02-2004, 03:27 PM
what did you tell me?
I told you that shit would engulf your life at times
number4one
04-02-2004, 03:27 PM
Ok, sorry to hear you had a sucky night... but you were a good friend!!
As for 'WORST' I gotta say, while it would be a pain to go through that there are MUUUUCH worse things that could've transpired. I was concerned that maybe someone got hurt (physically or even emotionally).
no that was last weekend slugger!
number4one
04-02-2004, 03:28 PM
I told you that shit would engulf your life at times
YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT!!!
you are just making shit up now mister Crumbo'licous!! :lol
bbrianblaze
04-02-2004, 03:31 PM
no that was last weekend slugger!
*puts down bat and baseball cap....*
WHO you calling slugger??
:lol :lol
Crumbo
04-02-2004, 03:31 PM
YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT!!!
you are just making shit up now mister Crumbo'licous!! :lol
not true.....you were worried about it interfering with tour time
number4one
04-02-2004, 03:32 PM
not true.....you were worried about it interfering with tour time
yeah but it's not tour time.
AND! yeah it's not tour time!:D
bbrianblaze
04-02-2004, 03:33 PM
checks calendar.... Ooooo tour time is approaching!!! :bounce
Crumbo
04-02-2004, 03:35 PM
yeah but it's not tour time.
AND! yeah it's not tour time!:D
I realize that......but some day you will post something like:
"I can't believe I have to go to this event and miss DMB/D&T/DM&F/DM :violent :BANG :twak "
with spelling errors though :haha
number4one
04-02-2004, 03:40 PM
i think i can spell all of those words.
but as for missing something concerning tour. I THINK NOT!!:D
bbrianblaze
04-02-2004, 03:41 PM
i think i can spell all of those words.
but as for missing something concerning tour. I THINK NOT!!:D
AMEN!!! ;)
Crumbo
04-02-2004, 03:42 PM
i think i can spell all of those words.
but as for missing something concerning tour. I THINK NOT!!:D
wanna bet?
bbrianblaze
04-02-2004, 03:43 PM
wanna bet?
Oooooooooooo
number4one
04-02-2004, 03:43 PM
AMEN!!! ;)
damn right!
"why i wonder why i wonder....it's not easy being green"
number4one
04-02-2004, 03:44 PM
wanna bet?
if you want.
Crumbo
04-02-2004, 03:45 PM
if you want.
ok....when a winter tour is announced we'll get back to this
BTW....you should send me some blank dvds :)
number4one
04-02-2004, 03:46 PM
ok....when a winter tour is announced we'll get back to this
BTW....you should send me some blank dvds :)
why is that?
did those from allstate fuck up?
Crumbo
04-02-2004, 03:47 PM
why is that?
did those from allstate fuck up?
no.....but I have the allstate dvd:)
number4one
04-02-2004, 03:49 PM
no.....but I have the allstate dvd:)
oooooo a good time was had by all at that show when though my seats were up in the ghetto.
number4one
04-02-2004, 03:54 PM
the lesbo's down the hall are going at it again.
Crumbo
04-02-2004, 03:55 PM
the lesbo's down the hall are going at it again.
:evil
angelces
04-02-2004, 03:58 PM
the lesbo's down the hall are going at it again.
sorry I'll try to keep it down... but i get sexcited easily when I'm getting girl on girl.
number4one
04-02-2004, 03:59 PM
sorry I'll try to keep it down... but i get sexcited easily when I'm getting girl on girl.
god ang. there are other people on this floor too! BITCH!
number4one
04-02-2004, 04:00 PM
:evil
you should hear them. it's like bad porn.
bbrianblaze
04-02-2004, 04:14 PM
you should hear them. it's like bad porn.
bad?!?! :(
:evil
GreenJester
04-02-2004, 04:16 PM
the lesbo's down the hall are going at it again.
I'mma gonna come live with you now.... :evil
Crumbo
04-02-2004, 04:21 PM
you should hear them. it's like bad porn.
is there such a thing as bad porn?
GreenJester
04-02-2004, 04:30 PM
*throws down smoke pellets*
*maniac laughter fills the air*
I will return!!!!!
*smoke clears, and he is gone*
bbrianblaze
04-02-2004, 04:30 PM
*cough cough*
duuuuude, second hand smoke.....
*cough cough*
nutter58
04-02-2004, 07:40 PM
Hehe... Sue got "twiced" last night... :evil:evil
EDIT: Just thought you guys may like to know if she seems overly happy today. :lol
you're such a lil' shit! Arg! :evil
nutter58
04-02-2004, 10:23 PM
http://www.philida.com/page/P/PROD/13013
http://www.somethingsexyplanet.com/cart/viewitem.cfm?ID=896
oh yea....
http://www.somethingsexyplanet.com/cart/viewitem.cfm?ID=4022
watchtower86
04-02-2004, 10:26 PM
^ that is scary yet a turn on all at the same time... interesting
nutter58
04-02-2004, 10:29 PM
^ that is scary yet a turn on all at the same time... interesting
ever in a rush, and just don't know what to do?? here's your answer! :ugh:
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=TOYDJ157
watchtower86
04-02-2004, 10:30 PM
ever in a rush, and just don't know what to do?? here's your answer! :ugh:
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=TOYDJ157
AHHH!! what the fuck is with the different holes and openings? jesus god thats weird. :eek: :ugh: :confused:
and for good measure :monkey
nutter58
04-02-2004, 10:31 PM
your choice...mouth, pussy...:lol
oh, and a new spin on stallion...:lol
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=TOYWB10
MelissaDMBfan
04-02-2004, 10:32 PM
Wow those look like a lot of fun.
watchtower86
04-02-2004, 10:32 PM
vinny the stallion is hung like a horse. sorry it had to be said.
and that previous website still creeped me out
nutter58
04-02-2004, 10:33 PM
here....take a look inside...:lol oh my!
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=TOYSE90
MelissaDMBfan
04-02-2004, 10:34 PM
that one looks complicated.
watchtower86
04-02-2004, 10:35 PM
here....take a look inside...:lol oh my!
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=TOYSE90
seriously...... WHHHHYYYY???????? :eek:
nutter58
04-02-2004, 10:38 PM
seriously...... WHHHHYYYY???????? :eek:
don't ask questions. :lol i don't know the answers..:lol
- so the truth about firemen comes out...so to speak
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=TOYSE64
nutter58
04-02-2004, 10:39 PM
oh. my.
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=TOYSE46
watchtower86
04-02-2004, 10:40 PM
don't ask questions. :lol i don't know the answers..:lol
- so the truth about firemen comes out...so to speak
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=TOYSE64
this is all too weird for me.
honestly its not mine. somebodys playing a prank on me. thats not my kinda bag baby
nutter58
04-02-2004, 10:41 PM
i don't mean to freak you out..:lol sorry kiddo
MelissaDMBfan
04-02-2004, 10:41 PM
OH my lord. I have officially seen it all.
watchtower86
04-02-2004, 10:42 PM
i don't mean to freak you out..:lol sorry kiddo
my virgin/underage eyes...
did i say virgin? shit :lol
nutter58
04-02-2004, 10:45 PM
ok...just run if its too much. that's my warning :lol i think it's too late for a warning though...
yea, this is cool...
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=PHALLIX4
watchtower86
04-02-2004, 10:47 PM
ok...just run if its too much. that's my warning :lol i think it's too late for a warning though...
yea, this is cool...
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=PHALLIX4
see thats not so weird. ive seen my fair share of porn, so im cool with that. its the crazy shit, like a dummy head with a dick strapped to its face. or the fact that ANYONE in the world would actually want to have visual images of a goddamn vagina :lol
nutter58
04-02-2004, 10:48 PM
. :lol
well, i'm really liking this.. mmm
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=AETOY37
watchtower86
04-02-2004, 10:49 PM
keep that away from any cracks or holes. or whatever the hell you wish to name it
nutter58
04-02-2004, 10:51 PM
:lol oh boy
watchtower86
04-02-2004, 10:52 PM
hubba
hubba
nutter58
04-02-2004, 10:52 PM
i would not want anything to do with something like this. why women, WHY???
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=TOYSE112
watchtower86
04-02-2004, 10:53 PM
hahahahahhahahahahahahaha that is so stupid and gross and twisted. all at the same time.
watchtower86
04-02-2004, 10:55 PM
well ive had just about all i can handle of obnormal sex toys for one night. later
nutter58
04-02-2004, 10:55 PM
indeed it is.
but this, yea...
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=TOYDJ122
and um...cool? :lol
http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=AETOY15
angelces
04-02-2004, 11:46 PM
guys i'm horny
nutter58
04-02-2004, 11:47 PM
ditto...
hey ang, how long are you going for?
Kyle#41_7985
04-02-2004, 11:47 PM
really? Sweet. Is there anything we can do, haha.
angelces
04-02-2004, 11:48 PM
long ... oh about 7 inches... wait what are you talking about?
nutter58
04-02-2004, 11:49 PM
oh really? lucky girl :lol ;)
i meant in time, days, weeks, ect. :p
angelces
04-02-2004, 11:54 PM
:lol ohhh sorry don't mind me... I've had a few... and sex is clouding my mind. and my fucking iTrip keeps cutting out on me. which means my iPod stops playing songs mid thought. pissing me off.
but yeah going to texas... arriving wednesday night, leaving sunday evening.
illbackyouup_03
04-02-2004, 11:54 PM
Well i don't know if this question will work, since it looks like there is already quite an interesting convo going on.
Girls, what do you make of this situation, not about interest in a girl btw:
A good friend of mine, a girl, and I are kind of on and off as far as closeness goes. She isn't the only important person in my life so it's not really a huge bother. .but I've noticed something. . .
If I haven't talked to her in three days or seen her in a little while, when she finally sees me she tries to make sure we hang out, hugs me like crazy and goes on about missing me blah blah. She is sincere about it, this I know for sure.
However, I realized that the only time we really talk, or I am ever given the time of day, is when we are alone. When we go out, or are at a party together, I'm half invisible. And she doesn't do it intentionally, but I don't understand what its all about.
angelces
04-02-2004, 11:56 PM
i would answer your question, but right now bacardi is telling me to say things that I shouldn't so I refrain. I will answer tomorrow. :D
nutter58
04-02-2004, 11:57 PM
:lol ohhh sorry don't mind me... I've had a few... and sex is clouding my mind. and my fucking iTrip keeps cutting out on me. which means my iPod stops playing songs mid thought. pissing me off.
but yeah going to texas... arriving wednesday night, leaving sunday evening.
haha. well i'll leave you and your horny self alone :p
angelces
04-02-2004, 11:58 PM
no no no. don't leave me alone with myself. god knows what will happen then...
nutter58
04-02-2004, 11:59 PM
go pleasure yourself...:evil
damn, that phone call can't come soon enough. now if only i didn't have to get home first, and do grocery shopping on the way. ugh.
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:00 AM
go pleasure yourself...:evil
damn, that phone call can't come soon enough. now if only i didn't have to get home first, and do grocery shopping on the way. ugh.
i don't know if I'm getting a phone call tonight...
then again I could call him... but that would be less fun. :lol
actually no, I'm not in the mood for bed yet... so i'm gonna wait on that. :p
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:02 AM
you know what you should do...call him, and just get right into it as soon as he answers. it'll take him a few seconds to wonder what the fuck's going on, but yea, it'll be hott.
but if he's working...leave a message...:evil
illbackyouup_03
04-03-2004, 12:03 AM
i would answer your question, but right now bacardi is telling me to say things that I shouldn't so I refrain. I will answer tomorrow. :D
Is the Bacardi tellling you that the girl thinks Im a tool? If so that is the only good reason I can come up with. But the thing is, we actually are best friends, with no sexual interest for one another. . which is important because that would make me bias. I've known her for five years. I have brought this up to her before, and she says its nothing.
I don't sit around my house and cry or anything, I hang out with other people, its just kinda unnerving that one of your supposedly better friends hardly talks to you in public
illbackyouup_03
04-03-2004, 12:04 AM
ps, what's the deal with this crazy horniness thing.
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:04 AM
Sue its not working.
and I'llbackyouup... since I don't know your real name...
there's a little thing called cockblocking. if you are out and about and she acts more then friendly with you... people she might be interested in could get the wrong idea that you two are together. and not approach her...
just one possible answer
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:05 AM
ps, what's the deal with this crazy horniness thing.
well sue and I have a little problem... boyfriends are in a different part of the world than we are... and right now its the week before my... well "time" which makes matters worse.
fucking hormones.
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:06 AM
Sue its not working.
i'll try not to make you think to much here...but 2 questions.
did you mean "its" or "he's"?
and if you meant "its", what are you referring to? :lol
illbackyouup_03
04-03-2004, 12:08 AM
Sue its not working.
and I'llbackyouup... since I don't know your real name...
there's a little thing called cockblocking. if you are out and about and she acts more then friendly with you... people she might be interested in could get the wrong idea that you two are together. and not approach her...
just one possible answer
That makes real good sense, most people think we are together. I don't think she would think that deep into it though. The reason I am asking now, is because I've kinda stopped asking why, and am ready to not bother with her anymore. .what is the point of a friend like that?
it sounds lliike youur. . . multitasking skills are good :haha
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:09 AM
sue I meant he's not working
and I think I'm doing really good at typing since I've had 6 bacardi and diet cokes.
Illbackyouup... what is your name anyway?
she might just be a bitch, most girls are. :haha: hence the reason I'm not friends with many... guys are much less complicated.
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:11 AM
well, ang, that to me spell's more reason to call him. :evil
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:12 AM
he's out with his boys...
illbackyouup_03
04-03-2004, 12:12 AM
sue I meant he's not working
and I think I'm doing really good at typing since I've had 6 bacardi and diet cokes.
Illbackyouup... what is your name anyway?
she might just be a bitch, most girls are. :haha: hence the reason I'm not friends with many... guys are much less complicated.
The name is Nick, and yourself? My guess is angela or something, how old would you be?
And yeah I dunno. the girl may be just a bitch without knowing it. If we havent seen eachother for five days she's obsessed with me. If I call her two days in a row, one of the days she'll probably hang up on me.
makes no sense
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:13 AM
he's out with his boys...
OH! shit. :(
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:14 AM
*tickles*
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:14 AM
I'm 23 and sooo tired of life. :lol actually this year has been pretty good to me.
She may be confused... she may actually like you but not want to "act" too interested... but at the same time not want you to get tooo "far" away. I'm sure I can come up with a better answer in the morning...
wow, this is 1.26.93... recently and I just heard boyd play mary had a little lamb in the jam. :lol
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:15 AM
*tickles*
go back 2 pages hun. :evil
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:19 AM
Jesus. Christ. Of. Latter. Day. Saints.
My girl is a toyfreak. :evil
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:20 AM
no....i don't own them, or want them...i was looking for something that we talked about once. i think i posted it...:lol
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:20 AM
What, the remote controlled butterfly?
So I can cause you torment from 8,000 miles away? :evil:evil
illbackyouup_03
04-03-2004, 12:21 AM
I'm 23 and sooo tired of life. :lol actually this year has been pretty good to me.
She may be confused... she may actually like you but not want to "act" too interested... but at the same time not want you to get tooo "far" away. I'm sure I can come up with a better answer in the morning...
wow, this is 1.26.93... recently and I just heard boyd play mary had a little lamb in the jam. :lol
DMB eh? You still listen to those guys? good for you, they don't do it for me anymore. I'm seventeen myself.
You've got yourself some pretty decent answers. I may only be kidding myself though. . all this probably wouldn't mean a thing to me if I didn't have a little interest in her.
Despite her weird actions. . when she says. . we're definitely going to be friends for a long time. . I don't feel to relieved. I think I almost like avoiding her. .it makes her think.
BTW I don't throw around this kinda talk directly to the girl, Im well aware its a turn off. . itis just beeen building up.
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:23 AM
What, the remote controlled butterfly?
So I can cause you torment from 8,000 miles away? :evil:eviloh. my. goodness. you. actually. remembered. something. :lol just kidding love ;)
yea...this http://www.somethingsexyplanet.com/cart/viewitem.cfm?ID=4022
and some of this for good measure :evil http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=AETOY37
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:24 AM
no no. this is the thread to come to with questions like this. there's usually a lot of good advice to be found... problem is like I said... 6 B & DC's later... well I'm not exactly in my right mind. you could always just ask her... but not in a flat out way... maybe in a sly way.
i would elaborate but... im' having trouble
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:25 AM
i would put this (http://www.mallcom.com/superstore-cgi/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&item=PHALLIX4) on display. it's so cool looking. :lol
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:26 AM
For two-hundred bucks you better put it to SOME use. :lol:evil
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:27 AM
i'll just pay it off...;)
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:27 AM
that one did look cool... but this is my favorite toy... http://shop.adultshop.com.au/product/0459600204.html
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:28 AM
Since when does a stairclimber control pad get hooked up to an egg? :lol
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:29 AM
:evil dude that thing rocks my socks... and its only 70 in stores. that site is wicked sexpensive.
illbackyouup_03
04-03-2004, 12:29 AM
no no. this is the thread to come to with questions like this. there's usually a lot of good advice to be found... problem is like I said... 6 B & DC's later... well I'm not exactly in my right mind. you could always just ask her... but not in a flat out way... maybe in a sly way.
i would elaborate but... im' having trouble
Maybe I will sometime, probably couldn't hurt.
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:29 AM
i really should be going :(
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:30 AM
*grabs Sue by the waist*
uh-uh. :evil
asmjm39
04-03-2004, 12:30 AM
I am never dissapointed when I open this thread
illbackyouup_03
04-03-2004, 12:30 AM
I feel like I shouldnt be in this thread right now
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:30 AM
NORM! :lol
whats up hun?
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:31 AM
I feel like I shouldnt be in this thread right now
nah the sex thread is always looking for new partners... :evil
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:31 AM
*grabs Sue by the waist*
uh-uh. :evil
oh...mmm, yea baby...
illbackyouup_03
04-03-2004, 12:32 AM
who knew this stuff went on on this board? learn something new every day
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:33 AM
*holds Sue like she can't go any-damn-where, tortures her neck/earlobe with kissis/nibbles/bites*
:evil Muahahahahaaaaa...
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:33 AM
*melts*
damn you....damn you all night long! :evil
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:34 AM
who knew this stuff went on on this board? learn something new every day
well at 17 you can still do that... learn something new everyday that is. :lol
asmjm39
04-03-2004, 12:34 AM
NORM! :lol
whats up hun?
lurkin for love, How are you?
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:35 AM
drunk and horny. :evil
but nothing special... :lol
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:35 AM
*threatens to pulls Sue's shirt off of her in front of everybody* :evil:evil
When's the next bus, luv?
asmjm39
04-03-2004, 12:37 AM
not drunk, but horny, oh yeah, I think thats a chronic condition
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:37 AM
4....i've got about 10 before i need to leave.
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:38 AM
not drunk, but horny, oh yeah, I think thats a chronic condition
for me ... or for you? :lol
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:38 AM
Hehe.. enough time to commit pubic indecency? :evil
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:39 AM
Hehe.. enough time to commit pubic indecency? :evil
30 sec. is enough time...think of the damage we can do with 10 mins. :lol
asmjm39
04-03-2004, 12:40 AM
for me ... or for you? :lol
Not that I want to speak for you but I am going to assume both
illbackyouup_03
04-03-2004, 12:41 AM
well at 17 you can still do that... learn something new everyday that is. :lol
well, i just went down to her house. . too tired to talk she says. grrreeat
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:41 AM
We might even humble people like Ang. :lol
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:42 AM
Not that I want to speak for you but I am going to assume both
:lol ... well with almot 5000 posts in the Sex thread... I would assume that speaks for itself... :lol
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:42 AM
humble? don't you mean hummer? wait...no, nevermind.
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:43 AM
there's not much that you could do that would shock me... unless it would involve a gross bodily fluid.. then you're on your own.
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:43 AM
You're SO in denial, Sue. :lol:lol
asmjm39
04-03-2004, 12:43 AM
:lol ... well with almot 5000 posts in the Sex thread... I would assume that speaks for itself... :lol
yeah, but tis not called the down and dirty sex thread :p
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:44 AM
yeah, but tis not called the down and dirty sex thread :p
ahhh but it should be... we should ask rob for a thread name change... :lol
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:44 AM
You're SO in denial, Sue. :lol:lol
who said i meant me?!!?
alright, so i wouldn't let you...dammit.
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:47 AM
HAha. I know you so well. :D
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:49 AM
well, i gots to go my babylove :) call you usual time, but if i'm late don't fret, i just missed the bus or something i'm sure :)
*smooches* love you...
and to all other sexers...*smack!* :evil
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:50 AM
*smooches* love you more! :D
asmjm39
04-03-2004, 12:51 AM
dang smack, whats up wit dat?
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:52 AM
idunno but I kinda liked it... :evil
nutter58
04-03-2004, 12:52 AM
it turns me on...:lol
*runs*
asmjm39
04-03-2004, 12:54 AM
is it smack on the rear? That I can live with
asmjm39
04-03-2004, 12:54 AM
idunno but I kinda liked it... :evil
how YOU doin?
cj4258
04-03-2004, 12:54 AM
Gotta love her. :D
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:55 AM
how YOU doin?
hhehehehe :evil
we already went over this didn't we? :lol
JustinRIT
04-03-2004, 12:56 AM
late night sexing. Unfortunately, any orgasm sounds are coming from my tv.
asmjm39
04-03-2004, 12:58 AM
hhehehehe :evil
we already went over this didn't we? :lol
so, tell me more! ;) :evil
angelces
04-03-2004, 12:59 AM
more... well i'm in pj pants and a wife beater. ;)
:lol
cj4258
04-03-2004, 01:00 AM
Jesus... *runs away*
asmjm39
04-03-2004, 01:01 AM
now you're talkin
nutter58
04-03-2004, 06:38 PM
sexers! rejOice!
cj4258
04-03-2004, 07:24 PM
:lol:lol:lol
This always cracks me up... do'nt kill me, I didn't make it, Oli!
Toon nudity warning! Sheep warning!
Orgasms Around the World (http://www.area29.com/flash/index.php?a=orgasms)
nutter58
04-03-2004, 07:28 PM
:lol finally you show me :p
cj4258
04-03-2004, 07:29 PM
Funny shite, eh? :lol
GOAL!
nutter58
04-03-2004, 07:30 PM
tis indeed. :)
cj4258
04-03-2004, 07:33 PM
*tickles* How's your day been, honeybabe?
nutter58
04-03-2004, 07:45 PM
slow. and without food.
cj4258
04-03-2004, 07:47 PM
Go eat something.
nutter58
04-03-2004, 07:48 PM
i have a snickers :lol
cj4258
04-03-2004, 07:51 PM
You better eat something else later... but that'll do for now.
*eyes her suspiciously* :evil
nutter58
04-03-2004, 07:53 PM
i haven't got any cash on me, so it'll have to wait until i get home.
angelces
04-03-2004, 08:23 PM
and how goes 'opperation get curtis "downunder" sue' anyway?
nutter58
04-03-2004, 08:26 PM
how true...how true ang.
it's stopped due to payment of the deadly c.c.
angelces
04-03-2004, 08:29 PM
whats cc?
nutter58
04-03-2004, 08:29 PM
credit card
angelces
04-03-2004, 08:32 PM
yeah i've given up on my ccs until after texas and I get my second job. its sad but true.
nutter58
04-03-2004, 08:36 PM
i need to get it under control. it's scaring me a little too much.
angelces
04-03-2004, 08:46 PM
yeah mine is too. hence the second job. Or I might not get to see dave this summer after all.
nutter58
04-03-2004, 08:49 PM
since you're leaving, i wish you a good night :)
digitaldj
04-05-2004, 07:17 AM
hOly :eyebrOw man..
BustedFairyTale
04-05-2004, 07:23 AM
I should not be awake. The end.
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 08:16 AM
Good Morning all you sexy people. I missed ya, but I wish I was still at sea.
A little something to start off the morning.
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
>She was a sorry sight.. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny &
>hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her & put her in a carrier &
>took her to the vet.
>
> The vet decided to keep her for a day or so & said he would
>let us know when we could come & get her. My husband [the
>complainer]said OK,but don't forget to wash her,she stinks. And he
>reminded the vet that it was his wife that wanted the dirty cat, not
>him.
>
> My husband & my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband
>El-Cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0.
>
> They love to hate each other. Next day my husband had an
>appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet.
>The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A
>side door opened & in leaned the vet, he had obviously seen my
>husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice
>said "Your wife's pussy is finally clean & shaved. She now smells
>like a rose. And by the way,I think she's pregnant. God knows who
>the father is!" And he closed the door.
>
> Now, that's getting even...
OklahomaMama
04-05-2004, 08:17 AM
mornin' sexers
:D
get ready to rummmmmble!
mama's in the hiz-ouse
:lol
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 08:35 AM
And like that... the OST wakes up for another week of fun...
:evil
RuggerSelkie
04-05-2004, 08:50 AM
Cute, Stace!:)
Brenda and Stace are BACK...this will surely make this place crazy fun, as always. We missed you both!
Morning, Brian...did you have a good weekend everyone?
Number27
04-05-2004, 08:53 AM
I really can't wait till summer:D
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 08:54 AM
Weekend was ok. Was able to relax some and get some stuff done.
I know where Stace was but I hope Brenda brought a note to explain her absence....
:lol
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 08:55 AM
So lets get this sexy party started.
Anyone ever go to a nude beach. I got to while of vacation and it was wonderful. The cruise ship also had a topless deck, so my boobies got a nice tan. :)
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 08:56 AM
OHHH, does she get to go to Brians office and explain herself. I wanna cum. :)
RuggerSelkie
04-05-2004, 09:00 AM
So lets get this sexy party started.
Anyone ever go to a nude beach. I got to while of vacation and it was wonderful. The cruise ship also had a topless deck, so my boobies got a nice tan. :)
Hippie Hollow, TX
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 09:28 AM
So lets get this sexy party started.
Anyone ever go to a nude beach. I got to while of vacation and it was wonderful. The cruise ship also had a topless deck, so my boobies got a nice tan. :)
never been... but I loove how people have these ideal fantasies about them until they go to one.... :lol
I mean I hope you enjoyed yourself Stace, but was it worth the eyeful?
ps welcome home!!! and by home I mean OST... :lol
RuggerSelkie
04-05-2004, 09:30 AM
Just to clarify, I went to one, but that doesn't necessarily mean I got down and nekkid there...I may have if I had a boob job, but as is, no way.
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 09:31 AM
Just to clarify, I went to one, but that doesn't necessarily mean I got down and nekkid there...I may have if I had a boob job, but as is, no way.
Freddie?!
:lol
just having alittle fun while you're still signed in as 'the couple'....
BustedFairyTale
04-05-2004, 09:42 AM
welcome back Stace! :)
GreenJester
04-05-2004, 09:43 AM
So lets get this sexy party started.
Anyone ever go to a nude beach. I got to while of vacation and it was wonderful. The cruise ship also had a topless deck, so my boobies got a nice tan. :)
So, just for the sake of my imagination... how many bare-chested women would you say were bathing up on yonder deck? ;)
RuggerSelkie
04-05-2004, 09:44 AM
Freddie?!
:lol
just having alittle fun while you're still signed in as 'the couple'....We'll never tell...but it's obvious who needs the boob job. I think:)
BustedFairyTale
04-05-2004, 09:45 AM
The video for "This Love" has been on 5 times since 7am on VH1. Grr.
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 09:45 AM
So, just for the sake of my imagination... how many bare-chested women would you say were bathing up on yonder deck? ;)
Not that this defines the scenario... but after she answers ask the avg age....
anything about/above 60... :freak :(
RuggerSelkie
04-05-2004, 09:46 AM
The video for "This Love" has been on 5 times since 7am on VH1. Grr.They sure know how to ruin a great song...blech.
angelces
04-05-2004, 09:49 AM
I love how the smell of sex lingers on your skin...
BustedFairyTale
04-05-2004, 09:50 AM
They sure know how to ruin a great song...blech.Agreed. I absolutely loved this song for a while. Now I want to break my TV.
RuggerSelkie
04-05-2004, 09:50 AM
I love how the smell of sex lingers on your skin...On that note, we shall be back momentarily...:) Morning, Ang:)
angelces
04-05-2004, 09:53 AM
morning Jennna/Freddie... enjoy yourselves this wonderful Monday morning... where the sun is shining for the first time in about 9 days. :D
EDIT> Though the temp leaves a little to be desired... right now its 27 here. and I just went to check to see what the high was for the day and it said 72... I got all excited, and then realized some how my accuweather has TX as its home location... BASTARD! ;)
here the high is gonna be 41. (nice number)
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 10:00 AM
Mornin' Ang!!
Oooooo single digits....
(or single digitals.... :lol )
angelces
04-05-2004, 10:02 AM
yes yes... wednesday it will be a week... :eek:
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 10:07 AM
:D :p
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 10:20 AM
OK Gang, Thanks for all the welcome back , it is good to be back in the OST. :)
To answer all of those questions, there were a few worth looking at , at the nude beach. Including myself. I have to say they suns rays and the warm breeze on ALL of my body, is the most wonderful feeling. Splashing in the crystal clear blue water, butt ass naked was great fun too. The white sand under my feet, walking out in the water and seeing , living star fish and sea urchins, it was so cool.
Pool Deck had about 20 of us and I may have been one of the oldest. Mine don't look too bad, in comparison to the rest of the girls with real ones. I can't compete with fake, and don't feel I need to. Rich said he really enjoyed laying in the sun looking at them all day. :)
OklahomaMama
04-05-2004, 10:23 AM
Weekend was ok. Was able to relax some and get some stuff done.
I know where Stace was but I hope Brenda brought a note to explain her absence....
:lol
Dear OST:
please excuse Brenda for being absent last week.
She blew off work and since her home computer sucks so very badly, she used her time to do something useful around the house.
Sincerely,
Brenda's Mom
:p
BustedFairyTale
04-05-2004, 10:25 AM
Brenda darling. I missed you!
Number27
04-05-2004, 10:27 AM
morning Jennna/Freddie... enjoy yourselves this wonderful Monday morning... where the sun is shining for the first time in about 9 days. :D
EDIT> Though the temp leaves a little to be desired... right now its 27 here. and I just went to check to see what the high was for the day and it said 72... I got all excited, and then realized some how my accuweather has TX as its home location... BASTARD! ;)
here the high is gonna be 41. (nice number)
27 is an equally nice number, dont you think?:D:lol
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 10:27 AM
Dear OST:
please excuse Brenda for being absent last week.
She blew off work and since her home computer sucks so very badly, she used her time to do something useful around the house.
Sincerely,
Brenda's Mom
:p
blew off work.... cool!!! :cool: :p
angelces
04-05-2004, 10:42 AM
Late friday. you make plans with me on saturday, I call you and TM you and IM you, you don't respond until late. To tell me you're going to bed.
Sunday you make plans for dinner with me, I call, you don't answer, you TM me, I respond, you TM back saying that you're on your way home, I call you don't answer. then you leave me a message that you're still in xxx, which means that you lied about being on your way home.
I'm sick of it dude. I haven't seen you in over a week and all you've done is hang out and work in at your friend's. If you can't find the time for one lousy dinner on Sunday, then I'm sorry. You've obviously chosen your priorities, and thats fine. But I'm not going to make plans with you again because its apparent to me you can't keep them.
You said you wanted space from me, to clear your head. Well take all the space you want. I'm done with this crap.
Angela
so sick of bullshite
OklahomaMama
04-05-2004, 10:43 AM
:lol
yeah, on friday 3/26 i had an epiphany... i had zero EEGs scheduled for some bizarre reason for the entire following week so i said "fuggit"! and took some time off.
it was lovely :)
number4one
04-05-2004, 10:49 AM
"i don't need anybody else, when i think about you i touch myself!"
gotta love the 80's!!!:lol :lol
RuggerSelkie
04-05-2004, 10:51 AM
yes yes... wednesday it will be a week... :eek:I'm feeling the excitement building here! I cannot imagine your butterflies:)
OklahomaMama
04-05-2004, 10:52 AM
Brenda darling. I missed you!missed you too, sweetiepie.....
how many days til antioch?
:)
RuggerSelkie
04-05-2004, 10:52 AM
Dear OST:
please excuse Brenda for being absent last week.
She blew off work and since her home computer sucks so very badly, she used her time to do something useful around the house.
Sincerely,
Brenda's Mom
:pOK, excuse accepted...'tis good to take a break periodically. We all need to center ourselves and find that comfort zone so we can come back recharged and with new ideas...welcome back, my friend.
BustedFairyTale
04-05-2004, 10:55 AM
missed you too, sweetiepie.....
how many days til antioch?
:)Too many! :p
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 11:08 AM
Wow. Next time Ang TM's me (even if it was by accident) you KNOW I'm returning it!!!
:lol :lol
angelces
04-05-2004, 11:10 AM
this lack of response to all of my different forms of communication has been going on all week. This is from someone who I usually talk to at least once a day and email back and forth with several times a day. to not here anything for a week is crap.
BustedFairyTale
04-05-2004, 11:12 AM
well kiddies, i'm off to shower and then leaving for Maine. i'll be back on monday! have a wonderful week everyone. i love you all!
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 11:56 AM
You have a wonderful week too Morgan. We will miss you.
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 12:06 PM
Very little action going on today. Hellllllooooooo????
dmb1spe
04-05-2004, 12:07 PM
Hey Stace... how's the Monday going?
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 12:10 PM
Going pretty good, the house is empty, I am slowly unpacking and doing laundry and such. Still in my PJ's and drinking coffee if that tells you anything. :)
Number27
04-05-2004, 12:14 PM
guess most folks are in their lunch break. Usually when I go to work things pick up:lol
dmb1spe
04-05-2004, 12:17 PM
Going pretty good, the house is empty, I am slowly unpacking and doing laundry and such. Still in my PJ's and drinking coffee if that tells you anything. :)
I soooo need to do laundry. I wish I was still in my pjs. Damn work... :(
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 12:30 PM
Mmmmm, popcorn for lunch.
Where is the chocolate buffet, and I miss my coctail waiter Ali. :(
angelces
04-05-2004, 12:59 PM
lunch was yummy. :D
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 02:01 PM
my lunch was... not...
a quick pb&j... I ran home for 5 minutes on the way back to the office... I also spent about an hour or so on a fire call (car vs. telephone poll).
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 02:11 PM
whoa, that is not good , hope people were OK.
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 02:14 PM
As we arrived on scene the 1 occupant (a 19 yr old male) was waling over to the ambulance... he looked shaken up and might've had some cuts (and bruises for sure) but 'walking' is usually a very good sign!
ps normally EMTs/Paramdeics DO NOT let patients walk away from a scene but consider there were wires down I think they were all too happy he was still able to remove himself...
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 02:32 PM
Wasn't it hard to go back to work when you wanted to stay and help?
JustinRIT
04-05-2004, 02:36 PM
Brian, I gather that you are an EMT from the post, and I just wanted to say thank you. When I had my surgery in January, it was a group of volunteer EMT's that got me out of my house. When you can't move and you don't know why it's scary.
I know it's probably cliche, but I just wanted to say it.
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 02:37 PM
Wasn't it hard to go back to work when you wanted to stay and help?
I stayed until the scene was cleared. Patient was taken away in the ambulance, the power co came out to cut power and start removing branches, and a wrecker came and took the car away. Nothing left to do after that (besides block the street from traffic).
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 02:39 PM
Brian, I gather that you are an EMT from the post, and I just wanted to say thank you. When I had my surgery in January, it was a group of volunteer EMT's that got me out of my house. When you can't move and you don't know why it's scary.
I know it's probably cliche, but I just wanted to say it.
:thumbsup Justin!
I love what I do (volunteering)!! And I appreciate your sentiments. I am an EMT and a firefighter but our FD doesn't "use" the EMT's really. I got the EMT-cert in order to grow my knowledge and bolster my resume for a paid career (in an FD).
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 03:00 PM
Good thinking on your part. It will come some day , I know it will.
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 03:01 PM
<currently enrolled in a Firefighter II class (for just the same reason)....
...and thanks for the positive comment and encourgament!!!
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 03:05 PM
Your welcome:) now come here and let me rub my tanned boobs on you.
angelces
04-05-2004, 03:08 PM
my boobs are tan too :D
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 03:09 PM
isn't it fun :)
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 03:10 PM
I'll rub mine and you can rub yours :)
JustinRIT
04-05-2004, 03:12 PM
I'm still as pasty as casper. I usually only rock a farmers tan anyway.
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 03:13 PM
I leave for a few minutes and Stace and Ang are rubbing tan boobs.... :evil
angelces
04-05-2004, 03:13 PM
my boobs are sexy. ;)
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 03:17 PM
did I mention I was in 'uniform' only a few minutes ago.... :evil
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 03:21 PM
I leave for a few minutes and Stace and Ang are rubbing tan boobs.... :evil
well , we were offering to rub them on you :evil
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 03:24 PM
I accept THAT offer!!! :evil
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 03:25 PM
With or without oil. Its in the warmer. :)
angelces
04-05-2004, 03:26 PM
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn...
number4one
04-05-2004, 03:28 PM
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn...
that girl was fine!
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 03:28 PM
did I mention I was in 'uniform' only a few minutes ago.... :evil
Are you naked now? :evil
angelces
04-05-2004, 03:29 PM
that girl was fine!
how did you knwo I was talkin bout you. ;)
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 03:30 PM
Are you naked now? :evil
let's just say I'm out of uniform... :evil
(don't think my co-workers would appreciate that....)
:lol
digitaldj
04-05-2004, 03:30 PM
What's her name Angela!?!?! I'll kill her!!!
:lol
angelces
04-05-2004, 03:33 PM
What's her name Angela!?!?! I'll kill her!!!
:lol
hey babe, sorry meetings kept me from answering my phone. ;)
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 03:34 PM
:ugh:
I got 'sigged'.... cool!! :thumbsup
digitaldj
04-05-2004, 03:35 PM
hey babe, sorry meetings kept me from answering my phone. ;)
Gravy..Nothing but gravy...Unless, you want some butta...:)
Oh yeah and mad props Brian...
angelces
04-05-2004, 03:35 PM
butter over gravy any day. :lol
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 03:35 PM
smooooth like butta....
number4one
04-05-2004, 03:37 PM
how did you knwo I was talkin bout you. ;)
just a hunch!:D
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 03:37 PM
cocoa butter?
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 03:38 PM
cocoa butter?
mmmmmm, cocoa.... chocolate.... LENT... :BANG
digitaldj
04-05-2004, 03:42 PM
mmmmmm, cocoa.... chocolate.... LENT... :BANG
Hehe, Sunday's it's gonna be on!!!
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 03:45 PM
<gotsta try not to overdue on Easter....
but I think there will be a few extra calories consumed... :lol
digitaldj
04-05-2004, 03:47 PM
*imagination gets going*
And there's Brian with some random toddlers and preschoolers bawling their eyes out and throwing their arms up at him. He's cluctching a bunch of pastel foil and has incriminating chocolate stains on his face. "What? Stop staring at me."
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 03:48 PM
I ate my heavenly fill of chocolate on the cruise, drank my share of rum, danced my ass off and still gained ummm (shhh, 7lbs). I think alot of it is water though. I have already dropped a pound today.
bbrianblaze
04-05-2004, 03:50 PM
I ate my heavenly fill of chocolate on the cruise, drank my share of rum, danced my ass off and still gained ummm (shhh, 7lbs). I think alot of it is water though. I have already dropped a pound today.
Sounds like you're on a scale too much.... :freak
And Adam, I don't plan on stealing from the nieces (age 9 and 5)... I'll just make sure I don't miss the desserts or a few M&Ms... :D :p
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 03:53 PM
Maybe I am, I do worry about it alot. I try not to weigh more than once a day.
digitaldj
04-05-2004, 03:55 PM
Alright ya'll be good. I'm already gone. :)
dancergirl40ky
04-05-2004, 03:57 PM
Shower time, back in a few.
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