Ask the opposite sex

[selkiegirl]

Uhu...I remember you looking at ass cleavage awhile back, whoa:)

[OklahomaMama]

B.O.B. is R.I.P as of yesterday...bastard.quick! 20 ccs of Energizer, size C
STAT!!!!

[selkiegirl]

Nope, the wire gave out...batteries will not do any good.

[nabennet]

whats B.O.B?

[selkiegirl]

Bring own beer...no, wait...

[bbrianblaze]

Battery.... O. B.

:rolleyes:

[nabennet]

wait, i'm tired...explain further

[nabennet]

battery operated boner is all i can come up with

[bbrianblaze]

close.....

Boyfriend

[selkiegirl]

So, any good plans for the weekend anyone?

[nabennet]

haha, vibrator.

can't buy you presents though. so ha. wait...nevermind.

[bbrianblaze]

Meh... supposed to help out with the fire engine at a kids "thing" at the park but it's supposed to rain!!!!

:BANG

[nabennet]

So, any good plans for the weekend anyone?
get my girlfriend unmad at me. that could take the weekend.

[OklahomaMama]

get my girlfriend unmad at me. that could take the weekend.uh, oh...
what did you DO, young man? :twak
;)

[nabennet]

thats the problem. i don't really know.

[JanelleM]

get my girlfriend unmad at me. that could take the weekend.
What?? I thought you guys just had an anniversary. What happened??

[OklahomaMama]

i bet it had something to do with doggie -ass vs doggie -not ass
:evil

:lol

[nabennet]

no havent had it yet


haha, both doggies are fun doggies

[nabennet]

its stuff about me not caring enough. i think she has been sick actually and is kind of moody. so me not coming over last night kind of pissed her off.

of course i'm wrong and will hear about it for days. oh well...

[OklahomaMama]

:hug for nate....

i guess you had to hear this some time, might as well be now *SIGH*

you are a guy

you will be wrong for the rest of your life

that is all
;)

[nabennet]

but maaaaamaaaaa,

that sucks. are guys ever....not wrong? how about not assholes or not mean or not uncaring (she didn't say all of those, i'm just wondering)?

[nabennet]

oh and how does it work when a guy knows the girls is mad but pretends not to, thus avoiding the issue?

[JanelleM]

oh and how does it work when a guy knows the girls is mad but pretends not to, thus avoiding the issue?
Girls do this when they know they are mad for a stupid reason they should not be mad about.

[nabennet]

no i mean, if the guy pretends to not know when the girls is mad. like pretend everything is alright and that there is nothing to be sorry for.

[OklahomaMama]

well, see it works like this.....
we complain that you never communicate but we still expect you to know our every thought, wish and desire...ahead of time, too.
we get to be moody cuz of our hormones, but you don't.
we can deny you sex for at least 6 days a month legitimately.
we remember every single transgression and can recite them back to you with a play by play analysis.

i know it's not fair, but that's just how it is :)

[nabennet]

THAT is why you get beer guts and ass cleavage. its payback damnit.

[OklahomaMama]

DOH! :BANG

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/doh.jpg

[nabennet]

so back to sex

lets discuss....positions. everyone can use a new one now and then

[JanelleM]

no i mean, if the guy pretends to not know when the girls is mad. like pretend everything is alright and that there is nothing to be sorry for.
:lol Oh THAT move. Yeah that will either piss her off more or force her to tell you what is wrong. My ex was the master at this. And that is one of the reasons he is not my boyfriend anymore :)

[nabennet]

i can't do that. i pick up when she is mad when she barely knows it yet.

[nabennet]

SEX.continue

[bbrianblaze]

whoa... this was pages and pages back... :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

what the hell happened to this thread? does it need
http://www.figdesign.com/portfolio/identity/images/cpr.gif

[bbrianblaze]

mouth to mouth miiiight help!!! :evil

[nutter58]

O....O.O....multi-pleasure-beacon. :lol don't ask.

[dancergirl40ky]

Seems like ages since I visited, good morning sexers :)

[dancergirl40ky]

Ass cleavage...where is Stace, anyway?:)

:lol :lol I just got here... and don't get me in trouble OK.

[dancergirl40ky]

Hope you have a sexy day.

If a skinny red head, a sexy firefighter, and a hot mama show up give them my best. Been missing them something awful.

[bbrianblaze]

Hope you have a sexy day.

If a skinny red head, a sexy firefighter, and a hot mama show up give them my best. Been missing them something awful.


;)







that's all...

[OklahomaMama]

did somebody say hot mama???
:D

[selkiegirl]

Hope you have a sexy day.

If a silly red head, a sexy firefighter, and a hot mama show up give them my best. Been missing them something awful.
Miss you too, Stace...

[bbrianblaze]

So "we" are all here today... just not really timed right or with hot topics... so to speak....


:rolleyes:

[selkiegirl]

In and out, Bri-Bri...
How are you?

[bbrianblaze]

<not in and out (lately)


:rolleyes:



:lol

[selkiegirl]

Join the club, somewhat, well, for a day anyway. A lovely little tick found it's way up into my umm, ya, and had his way with me. Itches like mad.
Great story, huh?:)

[RuggerSelkie]

Just about as great as the one where it attached to my sack...:freak

[OklahomaMama]

ohhhhkaaaay....
they both have blood sucking parasites on or near their genitals....

i don't want to know



;)

[BustedFairyTale]

hey kids

[RuggerSelkie]

ohhhhkaaaay....
they both have blood sucking parasites on or near their genitals....

i don't want to know



;)
Well, the dogs have it many times worse...plus many bass players for the Red Hot Chili Peppers...okay, that was lame.

But the Frontline stuff came into today, hopefully they're saved for a good few months coming up. Hell, they better be! We paid in excess of $200 for that stuff.

[RuggerSelkie]

hey kids
Hola Miss Morgan. Hope all is well in your neck of the woods. I tried to make an LJ entry today to somewhat answer your question and others I have received. I'm about to get outta here for the day and head home to the lovely lady and pooches, and kitties, and bunnies, and hawses...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, darf ich um den nächsten Tanz in das aben, Fraulein Selkie??? :) :)

Tschus kinder :)

[OklahomaMama]

Well, the dogs have it many times worse...plus many bass players for the Red Hot Chili Peppers...okay, that was lame.

But the Frontline stuff came into today, hopefully they're saved for a good few months coming up. Hell, they better be! We paid in excess of $200 for that stuff.
that wasn't lame :lol
i got it :D

i had a little terrier mix who was utterly allergic to fleas...
one bite and the poor lil dude would lose all his hair and at least half his body weight :(
he ended up on Prednisone, 2 antibiotics, Lasix (water pill) and Vasotec (heart medicine) before he died....

anyways.... on a happer note:
SeX!!!!
:bounce

[dancergirl40ky]

Yes Sex , please Sex, anything but ticks and fleas, ick.


Sex, Sex, Sex

[bbrianblaze]

What's she ^^^ getting at?! :confused:










:lol

[dancergirl40ky]

I am getting at the root of the lack of sex around these parts. All puns intended :)

[bbrianblaze]

"...these parts"

I did see where you were pointing when you said that. Say it again...

;)

[selkiegirl]

Rubs eyes, gets another cup of coffee, and smiles...
Good morning, my friends!

[bbrianblaze]

another cup eh?

They don't make or sell iced here at work. So another cup for me is 1mi up the road at DD. :rolleyes:

It's 95º+ today with 90%+ humidity....

[selkiegirl]

It's hot here today too, and expecting storms, ugh.
I am getting a new bunny friend for the remaining girl that Freddie had, we lost one this week. Very sad:(
Not to bring the mood down...
Umm, okay, so, reasons to smile anyone?:)

[bbrianblaze]

Cuz I is healthy.... physically not :freak ....of course!!

<had a tough morning yesterday to "prove it". :thumbsup

[/speaking in "code"]

:lol

[OklahomaMama]

reason to smile....
gimme a few minutes of privacy
:evil


yeah, i said it!
:lol

[selkiegirl]

Cuz I is healthy.... physically not :freak ....of course!!

<had a tough morning yesterday to "prove it". :thumbsup

[/speaking in "code"]

:lolHmmm..that brings something to mind... :D

[selkiegirl]

reason to smile....
gimme a few minutes of privacy
:evil


yeah, i said it!
:lol
Ya, ya, you said it...
Actions, not words, Miss Brenda. :D

[bbrianblaze]

:lol So many animated gifs in your arsenal!!! :lol

[selkiegirl]

I know it! I swear, I am addicted...
But it's better than having a coke addiction, right?:)

[bbrianblaze]

Umm, okay, so, reasons to smile anyone?:)


OH OH and HOW could I forget to mention....

Just yesterday mi hija (pronounced "ee-ha", meaning daughter) turned her reaching and lounges into small "crawls"!!! So freaking amazing!! I had to call my mom cuz I was a super proud parent all of a sudden!! Like putting her toys just beyond her reach really "taught her"!! :lol

All of a sudden she's become more 'self-sufficient'...??!!! :lol

I mean not really, but I think you get what I mean.... ;)

[OklahomaMama]

I know it! I swear, I am addicted...
But it's better than having a coke addiction, right?:)i'm addicted to diet coke :rolleyes:

[selkiegirl]

Awwwwwww, Bri! I wanna see new pics!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OklahomaMama]

OH OH and HOW could I forget to mention....

Just yesterday mi hija (pronounced "ee-ha", meaning daughter) turned her reaching and lounges into small "crawls"!!! So freaking amazing!! I had to call my mom cuz I was a super proud parent all of a sudden!! Like putting her toys just beyond her reach really "taught her"!! :lol

All of a sudden she's become more 'self-sufficient'...??!!! :lol

I mean not really, but I think you get what I mean.... ;)yaaaay! that's great, brian! :)
was she up on her knees or just "skootching"?

[bbrianblaze]

Awwwwwww, Bri! I wanna see new pics!!!!!!!!!!!!


In her baptismal gown (2½ weeks ago)....

[selkiegirl]

Oh, goodness, those eyes...she is so beautiful.

[bbrianblaze]

Oh yeah and I have this one too.

With her dad this past weekend on the fire truck! :multi

[angelces]

In her baptismal gown (2½ weeks ago)....
awww she looks like you.

[bbrianblaze]

awww she looks like you.

Thanks (for the compliments)!

We get that (she looks like me) a lot. Her poor mom is taking it in stride though!! :lol

[selkiegirl]

Oh yeah and I have this one too.

With her dad this past weekend on the fire truck! :multi
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks, my friend! :multi

[JustinRIT]

home sick from work, woo!

[dancergirl40ky]

OHHHH, How beautiful. She does look alot like you. You should be very proud, nothing wrong with that.

I am back, had to run up to the field for a drop off :)

[bbrianblaze]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks, my friend! :multi


Thankya, thankya, thankya! :D


[/baby-hijacked-thread]

;)

[dancergirl40ky]

She can hijack the thread anytime. :)

Justin, I hope you feel better soon, nothing serious?

[Number27]

Awesome pics, from an awesome guy.
Thanks, Brian.

[JustinRIT]

I have an infection, and I had to stay in bed for 3 days, this is the 3rd, and I feel fine, so I'm breaking the rules.

And she is a total cutie Brian

[dancergirl40ky]

Glad you are better :)

[bbrianblaze]

Awesome pics, from an awesome guy.
Thanks, Brian.


Thank you sir!
And thanks Justin!





Back to :monkey business....

:lol

[Number27]

How many times have I told you Justin? The best cure for all infections is a shot or two of rum a day.

[dancergirl40ky]

Where is that skinny red head *looks left, looks right* :(

[dancergirl40ky]

I drink alcohol almost daily, but not alot. I never get sick. Really.

[selkiegirl]

Is this wrong somehow? Not only am I WEARING his boxers today, but I am also ON his, well, one of our, Boxers...hmm... :ugh:
Baby, if you see this, obviously, I miss you:)

[JustinRIT]

rum and coke is good, but it's not passed noon yet

[selkiegirl]

Where is that skinny red head *looks left, looks right* :(
I have no clue...but this redhead is riding horse sized dogs...umm, this is not right.

[Number27]

Nothing like lounging around the house in your underwear with your loved one. I cant wait for Saturday:)

[bbrianblaze]

...umm, this is not right.

BUT it's funny AND silly!!! :lol :thumbsup

[Number27]

rum and coke is good, but it's not passed noon yet
I know people who start having a beer early in the morning. :lol

[selkiegirl]

BUT it's funny AND silly!!! :lol :thumbsupAlways looking to spread smiles, no matter how dorky I end up looking. :)

[dancergirl40ky]

Ohh, there you are :)

I do alot of things that aren't right. It makes life more interesting. :)

[JustinRIT]

no matter how bad I want a drink, I won't before noon. Hard and fast rule to make sure I won't be a lush.

[dancergirl40ky]

Well I usually start a 6 a.m. , so what does that say about me.

Hell "It's 5:00 somewhere" ;)

[BustedFairyTale]

my head feels like it is going to explode soon. :(

[dancergirl40ky]

and Morgasm has arrived :D

and keeping with the theme, she is talking about head explosions :lol

Seriously thought, sorry you are hurting girlie, really I am. :confused:

[bbrianblaze]

my head feels like it is going to explode soon. :(


Mor-mor-mor-mooooorgasm!!!!

Wow was it good for you? ;)

Hiya! Whatsamatta?

[BustedFairyTale]

I'm pretty sick, and my head is so stuffy and i've got a killer headache to go along with it. My favourite part is when I sneeze or cough and my temples feel like they are going to cave in.

[selkiegirl]

:( Morgan, is it allergies or sick-sick?
The BEST thing that works for me is children's chewable Triaminic for allergies/stuffy nose.
Hope you get well soon, dear.

[JustinRIT]

Well I usually start a 6 a.m. , so what does that say about me.

Hell "It's 5:00 somewhere" ;)that is true.

[dancergirl40ky]

Good Goodness, might I suggest heavy drugs, hot liquids, Steamy cloth other sinus area , and go back to bed. :(

[bbrianblaze]

Sorry to hear Morgan!!! :hug



btw for no apparent reason I've been sneezing a lot lately... even indoors! And I don't have allergies. :freak (that I know of)

[BustedFairyTale]

It's sick sick, aparently some kind of infection. Thanks guys! :)

Unfortunately I can't go back to bed because I have class @ 1. :(

[dancergirl40ky]

I am not allergic to sex :)

Just trying to get things back on track :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

I have to go get some sorting and filing done my sexy friends. I will try to catch you all later. Ciao for now.

[OklahomaMama]

what am i gonna have to do to keep this thread alive, huh???
:violent

:p

[JustinRIT]

get me some sex?

[OklahomaMama]

get me some sex?i ain't your pimp, justin... go get your OWN sex
:lol

[JustinRIT]

It was worth a shot.

[OklahomaMama]

i'll give you an "A" for effort....

a "Fuckin A"
:D

[dancergirl40ky]

I guess we all just need a visit. :)

[bbrianblaze]

I guess we all just need a visit. :)


"Ants in every direction"




(visiting each other to lend a hand or ...more) :evil

[dancergirl40ky]

Schlong?? ;)

[bbrianblaze]

Schlong?? ;)

For NO apparent reason that made me think of "just Jack" giggling....




balls. :lol

[BustedFairyTale]

I got the most amazing phone call today from my best sex ever person. WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[OklahomaMama]

YaaaaY for Miz Morgasm :D

[BustedFairyTale]

*crosses fingers for july*

[bbrianblaze]

"amazing phone call".... :thumbsup


Go on with your bad self!!! :evil

[OklahomaMama]

brian, you're gonna bust 10,000 today!
:bounce
:bounce
:bounce



ya fuckin' whore! ;)

[bbrianblaze]

Whoa.... didn't notice!!! :D

[twosteppn36]

is that the only thing you're gonna bust today :lol

[bbrianblaze]

probably. :rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

where ya gonna do it, brian?




heh heh i said "do it" :evil

[bbrianblaze]

<feel like I need to "savior" these posts leading up to it....




oops, now I hafta decide!!!! :rolleyes:

[jrcdmb40]

Fuck. I was supposed to call this girl but totally forgot. She told my sister (my sister and her sister are good friends) and reminded me. What should I do, call her immediately and apologize, or do something for her(flowers, etc). I kind of like her too if thats significant at all.

[nutter58]

sexual dreams suck when you can act upon them.


that is all.

[JanelleM]

Fuck. I was supposed to call this girl but totally forgot. She told my sister (my sister and her sister are good friends) and reminded me. What should I do, call her immediately and apologize, or do something for her(flowers, etc). I kind of like her too if thats significant at all.Just call and apologize and tell her you've been busy but you wuld love to see her soon.

[dancergirl40ky]

^^Yep, what she said. :)

[jrcdmb40]

Just call and apologize and tell her you've been busy but you wuld love to see her soon.
Good call, thanks.

[jrmoody04]

is there any way to get this girl who had a crush on me but now, quote:"loves me like a brother" to start to like me in a sexual way again? She still thinks I'm hot but refuses to go out with me or do anything. I really liked it when she was infatuated with me and I need to know how to make it no longer platonic. Any help would be nice.

[JustinRIT]

She hasn't written back or called me or anything, damn it.

Why do I care so much? :(

[bbrianblaze]

is there any way to get this girl who had a crush on me but now, quote:"loves me like a brother" to start to like me in a sexual way again? She still thinks I'm hot but refuses to go out with me or do anything. I really liked it when she was infatuated with me and I need to know how to make it no longer platonic. Any help would be nice.


Make her feel that "awwww" in her stomach again. Do something "sweet" or caring. Random acts of simple kindness. Don't "try". That might seem odd or uncomfortable for her. But if your simple actions make her a little weak in the knees or make her heart thump a little faster than her emotions may 'turn back'. (imo)

Good luck!! :thumbsup



And Justin, is it cause she seems unattainable... the whole 'hard to get' feeling....

[dancergirl40ky]

Justin , I know it is tough but you need to let it go. Enjoy what you have around you, if it was meant to be she will come back. Don't put your life on hold though :)

:hug XXX and (o) (o) just for the hell of it. :evil

[dancergirl40ky]

is there any way to get this girl who had a crush on me but now, quote:"loves me like a brother" to start to like me in a sexual way again? She still thinks I'm hot but refuses to go out with me or do anything. I really liked it when she was infatuated with me and I need to know how to make it no longer platonic. Any help would be nice.

Have you kissed her? Have you caught her in a quiet corner and looked in her eyes and touched the top of you hand to her cheek. Maybe she will change her mind. ;)

[bbrianblaze]

While Stace's comments seem quite... advanced... I agree that part of it is in the eyes. I mean don't go around undressing her with them... but glances, winks, etc. It's in the eyes! ;)

[jwrdmb]

Hey Y'all! :)

[dancergirl40ky]

While Stace's comments seem quite... advanced... I agree that part of it is in the eyes. I mean don't go around undressing her with them... but glances, winks, etc. It's in the eyes! ;)

Yeah, maybe I was fantasizing a bit :p

[bbrianblaze]

Ga mornin Jon!

[dancergirl40ky]

Morning to all the sexy people in the world. :)

[jwrdmb]

Mornin' brian and stace!

[dancergirl40ky]

and the sex has died again :(

[twosteppn36]

ill bring back the sex

[dancergirl40ky]

Have you got something special in mind? ;)

[twosteppn36]

just go grab a pitching wedge, a rope, and a bowling ball :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

:ugh: :lol

Always open to try new things..... I think :freak :evil

[selkiegirl]

Proof to Bri that not only am I a dork, but so is he...in a good way, right?:)

[bbrianblaze]

Freddie's da man!! :thumbsup


Nice pic name too... groping posers.... :lol

[selkiegirl]

We are such posers, the goofier the pic the better. :)
How is your weekend looking, Brian?

[bbrianblaze]

Long weekend?! Are you assuming I get Fri off?! :confused:


I don't. :BANG

[selkiegirl]

No...I just asked how it was looking from this viewpoint...from the thursday, almost friday, saturday can't come soon enough viewpoint...

[bbrianblaze]

Ok.. :BANG to me... I read "long weekend" when the word wasn't even there...

Don't mind me. :freak

[selkiegirl]

Umm, Bri, better watch that laced food someone gave to you...:)

[bbrianblaze]

:lol

I hadn't had any yet..... Mebbe I was lacking sustinence (sp?)..... Yeah, yeah that's it.

:lol

[selkiegirl]

Ahh, okay, I can understand that. My mind leaves on vacation every now and again as well.

[dancergirl40ky]

I am a bit hungry myself right now. Need a little snack. Hubby is watching Kill Bill and it has to be one of the most awful violent movies I have ever seen. Ick.

[bbrianblaze]

<wish I was at home with the wifey, watching a movie....


:rolleyes:

[dancergirl40ky]

Well he isnt watching it with me, he is just watching it. :rolleyes:

I had a little salad, I feel better now.

[twosteppn36]

i could use some wake up sex right about now

[MelissaDMBfan]

i could use some wake up sex right about now
I will be right there. :evil :devil ;)

[twosteppn36]

:lol how did i know that you were going to respond

[nabennet]

woohoo its back and i'm here too

[MelissaDMBfan]

:lol how did i know that you were going to respond
cause I am your bitch. DUH! :)

[dancergirl40ky]

*pops head in* Morning, hope I'm not interupting ;)

[nabennet]

i was reading that ants most likely too... thread and they left something out.

"most likely to talk on ants while having sex"

i think its a good one.

[twosteppn36]

the more the merrier

[bbrianblaze]

i was reading that ants most likely too... thread and they left something out.

"most likely to talk on ants while having sex"

i think its a good one.


*coughJennaandFreddiecough*

[twosteppn36]

"hold on a second....someone just PMed us" :lol

[nabennet]

haha, ok so that was a dumb question

pretend they went celibate for awhile

[dancergirl40ky]

*coughJennaandFreddiecough*

:lol :lol This is sooo true.

[bbrianblaze]

Then Ang and Adam if you count phone sex.... :lol

[nabennet]

i'm having mind sex with...someone right now

i'll get back to you so you can add me to the list

[dancergirl40ky]

Maybe April and Kenny since they post together, you never really know what it going on behind the scenes do you? We could all be having sex right now and laughing about it.

[selkiegirl]

*coughJennaandFreddiecough*Been there, done that...no, wait, well, maybe... :eek:

[dancergirl40ky]

^^ See I told you it was true. I was there. OH , no , I mean a never mind.

[twosteppn36]

too much info there :lol

[nabennet]

this is how i think of it:

:twak

except the smilie on the left is me
and the one on the right is a really hot girl
and the stick is my cock
and its not so much hitting as...doing


come to think of it its really not similar at all

[bbrianblaze]

:lol


it's really not....

[twosteppn36]

wait....so you smack the hot girl on top of her head with it? hmmm

[nabennet]

yup...MUSHROOM BRUISE BITCH!!!

[selkiegirl]

^^ See I told you it was true. I was there. OH , no , I mean a never mind.No, no, we weren't posting on ants that day, remember? :lol

[MelissaDMBfan]

you boys are silly. :)

[nabennet]

i think it should be a rule that all ants women take pictures of anything that might interest me (any naked girl) and post them immediately

all in favor...

FUCKIN EDIT: Add hot in front of naked. that is all.

[dancergirl40ky]

So if she is Sweating that counts?

[MelissaDMBfan]

Did some chick post herself naked in here once?

edit: I think it was the boobs thread.

[bbrianblaze]

Not that I ever saw.....

[nabennet]

So if she is Sweating that counts?
yeah, thats fine, so long as she is extremely mothafuckin sexy as hell

[dancergirl40ky]

Did some chick post herself naked in here once?

edit: I think it was the boobs thread.

I don't think there is a Naked, there are some topless.

[nabennet]

I don't think there is a Naked, there are some topless.
ooo ooo where???

[dancergirl40ky]

In the boobs thread.

[bbrianblaze]

Waaaay, waaaay back...




not that I saw them...

[nabennet]

hmm...


i wish i knew where

[MelissaDMBfan]

yea it did happen a LONG time ago.

[nabennet]

was it a good thing or bad thing?

[MelissaDMBfan]

was it a good thing or bad thing?
From what I remember the guys got pretty excited when she posted her pic. I don't think she was super hot or anything, more of a cute girl.

[bbrianblaze]

From what I remember the guys got pretty excited when she posted her pic. I don't think she was super hot or anything, more of a cute girl.


EHHHHHHHH!!!! Wrong answer young Lima! ;)

The 3 ladies who posted were all quite attractive. There were NO faces included and *technically* the nudity was covered.... but still :evil



Edit: unless of course we are thinking of completely different posts.... :freak

[twosteppn36]

brian remembers it well :lol

[nabennet]

ohhhhh i've seen that post. i thought there were more. ok.

[bbrianblaze]

brian remembers it well :lol


It doesn't happen every day.... If fact how long has ants been around and it happened.... ONCE!!!!

:p

[number4one]

SEX!

which resulted in.. O....O....OOOOOOOO.....and then like...O....O... this morning.

[bbrianblaze]

WHA WHAT?!?!! So that's where you've been..... :evil




<haven't seen you in a while....

[number4one]

no i've been around. i mostly just read. nothing inspires (sp) me to post anymore.

but school's out.. so i'm working now


how are you my big hosed friend?

[bbrianblaze]

Doing well. Doing well.

Been surfing to/lurking in "other" DMB sites too?! ;)

[number4one]

i don't lurk.

[BustedFairyTale]

hey kiddies

[bbrianblaze]

ah, that's a "yes" in general. Nkay, cool.

[number4one]

Nkay?


:lol :lol :lol

how's that baby girl of yours?

[twosteppn36]

lunch/sex anyone?

[selkiegirl]

Already had mine today...

[Trainer2375]

lunch/sex anyone?
sure, sounds good. i'm uh, hungry. yep.

[bbrianblaze]

Nkay?


:lol :lol :lol

how's that baby girl of yours?


Ja! Nkay. Like nnnnn-kay. Going with the flow. Almost a Mr Mackey "mkay" (Southpark).. but not quite. :lol



Baby girl is doing very well!! Thanks for asking!! I posted pics (in this thead) a couple fo days ago (in case missed them)....

;)

[twosteppn36]

sure, sounds good. i'm uh, hungry. yep.



im pretty h........hungry myself :lol

[nabennet]

i have a boner.


just wanted to throw that in here (the boner i mean).

[number4one]

Oh yeah and I have this one too.

With her dad this past weekend on the fire truck! :multi
awe Brian she is beautiful! and look she's daddy's little girl already!

you're a very lucky man always remember that.

[bbrianblaze]

Thanks!! I do/will! ;)

[bbrianblaze]

So weekend sexin... at all (in here).... :ugh:

[OklahomaMama]

wake up, sexers! :D

[dancergirl40ky]

There was sexin it just didn't get posted ;)

[OklahomaMama]

ah, i see....
discreet sexin'
:D

[dancergirl40ky]

Yes, you know I am so discreet :)

[OklahomaMama]

*sputter*
spits diet coke all over monitor

;)

[dancergirl40ky]

:lol :lol Now Brenda, what are you trying to say? :p

Here you have a little diet coke on your ummmm *dabs with tissue*

[selurBMD]

Knock Knock!!

[OklahomaMama]

who's there? :D

[selurBMD]

Fernando DID IT!!!

[BustedFairyTale]

i'm so sick. :(

[OklahomaMama]

awww! poor morgasm :(
http://www.kayteekollectibles.com/782001%20get%20well.jpg

[BustedFairyTale]

thanks mama! i've been sick for at least 2 weeks. :(

[OklahomaMama]

have you seen a doc for it?
*worried*

[bbrianblaze]

Cuz Mama is here.....


Flag Day = my mom's bday...


<just wanted to share, since you're the only one who has mentioned it.

[OklahomaMama]

i think i'm the only one @ work who remembered....
dork that i am, wearing my US flag scrubs, bandana, tongue stud....
:lol

[BustedFairyTale]

have you seen a doc for it?
*worried*No, I haven't. I should soon though. My mom is all worried and thinks I have pneumonia. :ugh:

[OklahomaMama]

page three....
tsk tsk tsk
*shakes head sadly*

[bbrianblaze]

Where are las rojitas??

[selkiegirl]

Here and there, cleaning, drinking java, eating my icy concoctions, and high on Pamprin...
How are y'all?

[OklahomaMama]

you can get high on pamprin???
all those years i wasted with midol
;)

[bbrianblaze]

O that was a nice Tuesday night.... :p


*coughtechnicallyWednesdaybythetimetherewasafinale cough* :evil

[dancergirl40ky]

O, me tooo, hee hee. Maybe it was at the same time. Did you ever think about how many people in the world were having an orgasm at the very same time as you? I hadn't until just now.

[bbrianblaze]

No.. I hadn't.. ever thought of that...

:ugh:

[dancergirl40ky]

Oh come on, its not nearly as fucked up as fucking a car or calling your penis Travis.

[bbrianblaze]

:lol

And I didn't mean it is f'ed up... I just hadn't.

[dancergirl40ky]

:o Oh , OK. Thought you might be insinuating that I was a sicko. Ummm, yeah I'm not really, except for that time a band camp. :ugh: ;)

[bbrianblaze]

^^involve a flute?! :evil

[dancergirl40ky]

No I sat on his Tuba and made him play, talk about a deep vibration :lol :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Spanking, in my experience has only been a playful thing, mischiveous. Never had a full out spanking before or during sex and don't think I would want one. Not in to the S & M I guess.

[cj4258]

Ah band camp. The things I've seen while at band camp. :lol:ugh:

[nutter58]

lets never speak of that again. .. .

[dancergirl40ky]

Good Morning Sexies :)

[OklahomaMama]

g'morning, miz stace :D

[bbrianblaze]

Hey all!!
Can I just say what an f'ed up night I had.... :freak

It wasn't 'OST material'... but I mention it here anyway.