Ask the opposite sex

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by StephDMBCrush
boys...take note of this...
girls dont care HOW you sound...
you could sound like dave or not be able to carry a tune, we like it all. just as long as you are singing, we like it. its the effort that counts.

*clears throat* *crappiest falsetto ever*

You're with me *cough* like the ghost of *hack* moooooooooooooooother!*cough COUGH!*
You're with me like the pain *clears throat again*of a *HACK cough!* faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaather!

How's that?
-Adam

[StephDMBCrush]

^HOW SWEET :)

[dancergirl40ky]

:lol :lol :lol That was really good.

[Mierk]

Originally posted by StephDMBCrush
boys...take note of this...
girls dont care HOW you sound...
you could sound like dave or not be able to carry a tune, we like it all. just as long as you are singing, we like it. its the effort that counts.

Slight correction.

If they're already into you then no, it doesn't matter how you sound. If, however, you're thinking something along the lines of grand gestures to get her into you, then you're more likely to go into her store of "oh-my-god-it-was-so-terrible" stories. I haven't sung to anybody unless I already knew where I stood, but I have in my past logged enough random (re: desperate!) flower deliveries, mix cds, etc etc to know from where I speak.

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
:lol :lol :lol That was really good.


I believe in gallant efforts. What good is doing anything if not all the way?:evil
-Adam

[slfairless]

G'morning everyone!

[selkiegirl]

Morning to you as well, did you have good dreams last night Abercrombie boy?

[angelces]

morning pimpercrombie and selkie!

[cutigerbtf]

i had weird dreams last night- involving snakes, and having super power battles with the devil.

like- my brother was being hurt- and the devil was trying to slam him into things, and i was trying to keep it from happening. weird stuff.

one of my thoughts ended like a movie- it was ultra weird.

:)

[angelces]

and on that note... good morning to you too ben!

[selkiegirl]

Morning apple pie...that picture always makes me want some apple pie dangit...you made me go out and buy apple pie yogurt:)

[cutigerbtf]

mornin' angela :)

[angelces]

my avatar makes Brad wanna go out and get some ass, so I'm glad your choices are more responsible. :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Good morning to my pervish friends, I had good dreams last night.

[mrottondo]

good morning to all of you, i just don't remember if i dreamed or not

[selkiegirl]

:) Getting arse was not what I thought of with that pic...Morning, Stace! I was dreamless last night, too tired from laying carpet but my living room looks awesome:)

[dancergirl40ky]

Hey cool , new carpet, I want new carpet but I have a 16 year old Dachsund and well she needs depends really bad, so I clean it all the time instead. Poor Maggie, my sister actually said why don't you put her down and I said well I hope no one puts me down when I can't hold my bladder anymore.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Morning to you as well, did you have good dreams last night Abercrombie boy?

:lol

I always have good dreams :D You?

[selkiegirl]

Hey, have you ever tried doggie diapers? We have a pup that was born partially paralyzed and he always wet himself...we got these doggie diapers and they worked wonders. He can walk now, it's so beautiful to see! I could send you one and you could see how they work...pretty cool, all Hawaiian style:) They would easily fit a dachsund...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
morning pimpercrombie!

:lol

g'morning nips!

[selkiegirl]

I missed out on dreams last night, too tired...but tonight they may come again:) What did you dream about?

[dancergirl40ky]

you don't think she would take it off. she won't keep a sweater on even if she is cold and you know how they like to lick themselves. (cant blame them I guess)

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
I missed out on dreams last night, too tired...but tonight they may come again:) What did you dream about?

My dreams are so scattered they come all in pieces and the only way I remember them is if I get a full night of sleep -- more then 6 hours full :D Last night I was at some kind of event... not sure what but I was having a good time, and at least I wasn't nekkkid :D

[dancergirl40ky]

Making Love in a grass hut , it was sweaty and there was netting hanging around. I odn't know who it was though. Dark features. YUM.

[angelces]

for a second I didn't realize you were talking about your dog stace :lol

[selkiegirl]

Ya...that's a bonus...not being nekkkid at some kind of event. I slept nekkid but that's about the extent of it:)

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by angelces
for a second I didn't realize you were talking about your dog stace :lol
:lol :lol :lol

[angelces]

i've never draemed I was naked in public

[selkiegirl]

Stace...no, she couldn't get them off...they have straps and a closure around the waist area and over the shoulder area, all adjustable. He was a silly puppy and never got them off successfully. You can see them on this site, but if you need one, I will send it your way. As far as your dream...YUMMY!!!http://www.doggiejams.com/

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by angelces
i've never draemed I was naked in public
I haven't had that dream either...thank God...

[dancergirl40ky]

Selkie that might just work, I'll PM you .

[angelces]

ok lets just get this conversation back in the gutter where it belongs. :D

Its friday, and Halloween. SO I have this question for you. Girls ever dress up for a guy? Guys ever make your girl dress up for you? Kinkiest outfit.

[selkiegirl]

I'll send you one out today... just let me know which size:)

[violetgirl]

Originally posted by angelces
ok lets just get this conversation back in the gutter where it belongs. :D

Its friday, and Halloween. SO I have this question for you. Girls ever dress up for a guy? Guys ever make your girl dress up for you? Kinkiest outfit.

I would dress up for my boyfriend for sure.

[selkiegirl]

I posted this before...me in a short as short can be go go dress with go go boots, if I bent over you could see all, and the guy I was with thought it was dirty...go figure...OH...the best is chaps with nothing else on...makes for a wonderful cowgirl riding kind of evening...

[angelces]

I like the chaps thing.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Making Love in a grass hut , it was sweaty and there was netting hanging around. I odn't know who it was though. Dark features. YUM.

:lol

I wonder who it was ;)

[selkiegirl]

I have a great pic my friend superimposed...me bedning over next to Dave and Dave with the eyebrow "look"...it's so dang funny! But...posting it would humiliate me beyond all reason. It's titled..."Butt, Dave"...:)

[bbrianblaze]

so along the lines of dressing up.. this very pretty woman today came into work as "Rock n' Roll Barbie"... well that's what she's calling herself... I'd say "Hey Julia" (from Pretty Woman).
she has on a hot pink dress (above the knee), a pink wig and white go-go boots....
I'm like, "wow... thank God for Halloween...!!!"

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Ya...that's a bonus...not being nekkkid at some kind of event. I slept nekkid but that's about the extent of it:)

yeah those public nekkkid dreams are no damn fun :D

[selkiegirl]

Hey, ya...dark features...Dave in a grass hut...dang...where are my toys again?

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Hey, ya...dark features...Dave in a grass hut...dang...where are my toys again?

:lol

You going to make this a daily thing huh? Make us all jealous that you are rubbing one out while we sit at our computers! I see how it is ;)

[bbrianblaze]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
I have a great pic my friend superimposed...me bedning over next to Dave and Dave with the eyebrow "look"...it's so dang funny! But...posting it would humiliate me beyond all reason. It's titled..."Butt, Dave"...:)


damn....


tease....

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by violetgirl
I would dress up for my boyfriend for sure.

Violetgirl, you are brave, you probably found the raciest thread on Ants. Welcome.

[selkiegirl]

Yep...it is a daily thing...isn't it for everyone? Did I actually type "bedning" over? I think you get the idea...I was BENDING over...:)

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
Guys ever make your girl dress up for you? Kinkiest outfit.

My girl surprises me with 'dress up' quite often [this week I came home from work and she was in the kitchen cooking dinner wearing a black bra and panties with thigh highs and high heals -- I always know when she is up to something cuz my front door is locked :D] but as far as Halloween goes... last year I was a pimp and she was my hoe. It was so funny! And she looked very slutty and hot but it so wasn't a kinky thing.

[violetgirl]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Violetgirl, you are brave, you probably found the raciest thread on Ants. Welcome.

Hi there. Hey, I'm game to talk about anything pretty much :)

[stunnersal]

Morning Whores!!!:D

[selkiegirl]

Morning back at ya...whore lover:)

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by violetgirl
Hi there. Hey, I'm game to talk about anything pretty much :)

then you will fit right in.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Morning back at ya...whore lover:) Awww and i do love em whores....:D

[JanelleM]

Good morning pervs! Happy Halloween to all of my bitches! :)

[Spicy McHaggis]

Originally posted by digitaldj
Whoa man, this sounds like it's going in the right direction for you. I guess just try to keep cool. Man I miss having interesting little relationships like that. Now it's all just formal crap. Dating, dating, dating.....grr..

-Adam
Cool... it's nice to have an outside observer think that. Sometimes it's hard to stay cool, but I've learned to try and enjoy every stage of our relationship instead of looking ahead to the future too much. She is an amazing girl.

[cutigerbtf]

yeah- cause we talk about it all. :)

violet- since you missed one of the first topics in this thread- i'll bust on out and ask you if you masturbate.

-saying it is none of our business is perfectly acceptable-

but being open about things is much more preferred/respected

and i apologize if i am too blunt, but that's who i am. :)

[selkiegirl]

Happy halloween to you all as well...it's a beautiful windy kind of gloomy but warm day here and I plan on smiling and dancing around the house like the whore bitch that I am...

[Spicy McHaggis]

Oh, Happy Halloweenie!!!

[dancergirl40ky]

I like to dress up, not necessarily as characters just in garter belts, corsettes, all kinds of stuff like that. He never complains about my VS charge.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Happy halloween to you all as well...it's a beautiful windy kind of gloomy but warm day here and I plan on smiling and dancing around the house like the whore bitch that I am... Just make sure you're naked and you can stay....:D

[selkiegirl]

OK...well...can I wear my chaps at least?

[angelces]

ahhh be prepared to kick it up a notch, sal and janelle are in the hiz-ouse!

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
OK...well...can I wear my chaps at least? That's fine, but nothing else... :violent

Look out Ang just came.....in. :D

[cutigerbtf]

hey guys, go support my plans for the day | day recap (http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=81924) thread :)

[bbrianblaze]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
I like to dress up, not necessarily as characters just in garter belts, corsettes, all kinds of stuff like that. He never complains about my VS charge.


not many hetero-guys would!!!

[dancergirl40ky]

Good Lord Ben , she just walked in the door, she hasn't even felt you up yet. You could offer her a drink or something before you ask if she rolls the bean.

[selkiegirl]

I'm a cowGIRL baybee...

[cutigerbtf]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Good Lord Ben , she just walked in the door, she hasn't even felt you up yet. You could offer her a drink or something before you ask if she rolls the bean.

you're right. my apologies.

violet- ignore me. take your time. respond to whatever- feel no pressure.

thanks for keeping me in check stace :)

[JanelleM]

I gotta go talk some college basketball, but I'll be back... what's the topic de jour?

[selkiegirl]

As Ben scrambles to offer her a drink...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by JanelleM
I gotta go talk some college basketball, but I'll be back... what's the topic de jour? Horny women, sex craved men...The usual...Have fun talking basketball!!:D

[angelces]

VS is nice but Fredericks is naughty. and I'm a very naughty girl. :evil

[selkiegirl]

Tequila gets me that way...

[bbrianblaze]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Tequila gets me that way...


*puts the bottle down and leaves a shot glass near by...*

[selkiegirl]

"Turns on some good stripping music and smiles coyly..."

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by JanelleM
but I'll be back... what's the topic de jour?

Most romantic thing done for you by a love interest?

What did you dream about last night?

-Adam:cool:

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
VS is nice but Fredericks is naughty. and I'm a very naughty girl. :evil Do you need your spanking already???:evil

[angelces]

ooooh tempting sal, very tempting

[selkiegirl]

Romantic thing...write out 100 or more reasons why you love your sweetheart on little slips of paper and put them in a jar...she/he can only open 1 a day:)
No dreams last night:(

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
"Turns on some good stripping music and smiles coyly..."

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=81909

Ha.
-Adam

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
ooooh tempting sal, very tempting I have soft hands...:p

[selkiegirl]

OK...DMB would not be my choice of music to strip to...make love to, yes, but stripping music is much more cheesy and silly. Cowboy, Kid Rock, great strip song...bad, I know, but with the chaps it's pretty fun.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
OK...DMB would not be my choice of music to strip to...make love to, yes, but stripping music is much more cheesy and silly. Cowboy, Kid Rock, great strip song...bad, I know, but with the chaps it's pretty fun. Geddy up!!!

[selkiegirl]

I have the softest hands in the universe...it's all in that light as a feather touch that sends shivers:) Early morning just as you are waking up...feather light all over the body, exploring, sleepy dreamy, beautiful:)

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Romantic thing...write out 100 or more reasons why you love your sweetheart on little slips of paper and put them in a jar... she/he can only open 1 a day:)


Slicker than oil...Damn.

Originally posted by selkiegirl

No dreams last night:(

That's okay. I recommend falling asleep to a crappy skin movie on Cinemax..:) Ah yes....Red Shoe Diaries.....
-Adam

[selkiegirl]

Ya, baby...I need a crop though...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
I have the softest hands in the universe...it's all in that light as a feather touch that sends shivers:) Early morning just as you are waking up...feather light all over the body, exploring, sleepy dreamy, beautiful:) I have the softest tongue in the universe...:p

[selkiegirl]

Ummm...errr...where ARE those toys damnit?

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by digitaldj
Most romantic thing done for you by a love interest?

What did you dream about last night?

-Adam:cool:
My guy and I weren't too romantic unfortunately. Athough I made sure to always wake him up with a massage, kisses, or sex. And leave little notes around or send him cards. He would get up early on weekends and get me hot chocolate and bring it to me in bed. We went out to a lot of romantic dinners and he would always order for me-I think that is way cute. OK getting a little emotional here...

Dreams? I had an awful night's sleep so I don't really remember...

Sorry about the love talk...Must be the cold medicine. I will think of a good topic in a bit.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Ummm...errr...where ARE those toys damnit? I am all out...I gave mine away...

[angelces]

tax cab confessions can be good for that too, if you catch the right couple.

[selkiegirl]

Love talk...it does put you in that wispy sad kind of mode...So does cold meds though. :) I think often of the "love of my life" and it's a tough thing to forget. He has me heart, always will...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
tax cab confessions can be good for that too, if you catch the right couple. Has anyone ever done it in a cab??

I have, one of the most erotic nights of my life...

[selkiegirl]

You GAVE yours away? OK...please tell me they were not used...

[angelces]

if sal keeps talking up his tongue he's going to be hard pressed to put his money where his mouth is. That tongue of yours is starting to get quite the reputation. :D

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
I have the softest hands in the universe...it's all in that light as a feather touch that sends shivers:) Early morning just as you are waking up...feather light all over the body, exploring, sleepy dreamy, beautiful:)

damn... if you keep that up I think I might need to borrow your toy! er wait... maybe not, but you get the idea! :D

[selkiegirl]

I wonder if Sal even has a tongue?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
You GAVE yours away? OK...please tell me they were not used... Yeah i gave up all my trucks, and toys a long time ago...:p

Anytime Angela, you'll be in heaven!!!:p

[Spicy McHaggis]

Originally posted by digitaldj
Most romantic thing done for you by a love interest?

What did you dream about last night?

-Adam:cool:
Adam already knows but here's what I posted a few pages back:

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78974&perpage=30&pagenumber=117


I dreamt about a bunch of elementary school friends last night.

[selkiegirl]

My toys would be so not right on a guy...well, maybe they would...I used some of them before and it was pretty HOT...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
I wonder if Sal even has a tongue? What's that supposed to mean?? Of course i do... See...:p

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
I wonder if Sal even has a tongue?

:lol

Honestly, all shit talking aside, I don't think there is a girl in the world that I couldn't get off with my tongue. Not boasting... just telling like it is :D

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by slfairless
:lol

Honestly, all shit talking aside, I don't think there is a girl in the world that I couldn't get off with my tongue. Not boasting... just telling like it is :D My tongue stays away from the shit talking part of the girl... :rolleyes:

[angelces]

have any of you boys had anything vibrating on you while masterbating?? Not a dildo or anything but magic fingers and the like?

[selkiegirl]

Well, your tongue and my hands could go into business then...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
My toys would be so not right on a guy...well, maybe they would...I used some of them before and it was pretty HOT...

yeah... that's so not my thing :)

[selkiegirl]

The egg...in a certain spot...guy is a bit shocked at first but then just, well, wow...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Well, your tongue and my hands could go into business then...

We could make a killing! Or at least have a ton of fun trying :D

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
have any of you boys had anything vibrating on you while masterbating?? Not a dildo or anything but magic fingers and the like? I like a girls fingertip, esp during oral...Wow, that's explosive!

[angelces]

well I would love to put you both to the test, I've never come from oral sex. Ever, many have tried none have succeeded.

[angelces]

speaking of fredericks this was in my inbox this morning when I checked my email.

http://www.fredericks.com/images/promo/silk_collection_10_22_03.jpg

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
have any of you boys had anything vibrating on you while masterbating?? Not a dildo or anything but magic fingers and the like?

nope... I've had a girl vibrating while I was in the vicinity and it was okay but nothing I would write home about.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Well, your tongue and my hands could go into business then... We'd be millionares!

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by slfairless
yeah... that's so not my thing :)
It wasn't HIS thing either...but I changed that all in an instant...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
well I would love to put you both to the test, I've never come from oral sex. Ever, many have tried none have succeeded. You've just never had the right tongue...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
well I would love to put you both to the test, I've never come from oral sex. Ever, many have tried none have succeeded.

I am always up for a challenge! ;)

[selkiegirl]

I had never had a G-spot orgasm or a nipple one until last year...there's hope yet:)

[angelces]

wow, you both replied at the same time and sal came out on top... I guess he gets first dibs :lol

[angelces]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
It wasn't HIS thing either...but I changed that all in an instant...

I've had a similar experience.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
It wasn't HIS thing either...but I changed that all in an instant...

:lol

That's not a surprise I want. That's one of those surprises that could really go to either extreme. It's like the first time you touch the 'back door' area while a girl is getting ready to orgasm... for me, it's always been hot and intensified things but it very easily could lead to, "what the fuck are you doing, I was ready to cum!"

[selkiegirl]

Yes, very true...it has to be the exact right moment, when things are wild and crazy...the worst thing is to stop an orgasm mid cycle...it sucks...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
wow, you both replied at the same time and sal came out on top... I guess he gets first dibs :lol

I'm not going to talk shit here... but choose wisely ;)

[angelces]

so you can touch a girls back door area but she can't touch yours?

[Spicy McHaggis]

Sorry ladies, my mouth is out of commission today. I went to the dentist yesterday.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
so you can touch a girls back door area but she can't touch yours?

That's right. I do it for her pleasure -- if it didn't pleasure her I wouldn't do it and it doesn't pleasure me.

[selkiegirl]

Aberprude...

[angelces]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Yes, very true...it has to be the exact right moment, when things are wild and crazy...the worst thing is to stop an orgasm mid cycle...it sucks...

yeah then you have to start over and it takes FOREVER!

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by slfairless
:lol

That's not a surprise I want. That's one of those surprises that could really go to either extreme. It's like the first time you touch the 'back door' area while a girl is getting ready to orgasm... for me, it's always been hot and intensified things but it very easily could lead to, "what the fuck are you doing, I was ready to cum!"

:lol :lol :lol

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
wow, you both replied at the same time and sal came out on top... I guess he gets first dibs :lol I'll be on top if you want... :D

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
I had never had a G-spot orgasm or a nipple one until last year...there's hope yet:)

Damn girl... I could have lots of fun with you! I love breaking girls into to new things and new feelings. It's my duty :D

[angelces]

Originally posted by slfairless
I'm not going to talk shit here... but choose wisely ;)

well he's going to be at 3 of the 4 shows that I'm going to so I stand a fair chance of meeting him. You on the other hand... what the hell is in the midwest anyway? :lol

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Aberprude...

:lol

[selkiegirl]

It happened already...last year...it was one of those "what the, OMG moments"...quite lovely.

[angelces]

g-spot orgasms.... make a girl speechless ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[dancergirl40ky]

" Aberprude" LOL you guys a cracking me up, I have tears.

I gotta ask, Shan , did you actually try it. Or are you just saying No f&*king way.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
well he's going to be at 3 of the 4 shows that I'm going to so I stand a fair chance of meeting him. You on the other hand... what the hell is in the midwest anyway? :lol

:lol

The midwest always has great shows! Alpine, Deer Creek, Chicago, Detroit... but on a more serious note -- get it while you can :D

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by angelces
well he's going to be at 3 of the 4 shows that I'm going to so I stand a fair chance of meeting him. You on the other hand... what the hell is in the midwest anyway? :lol
I'm in the midwest...not moving to Seattle until the spring...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
well he's going to be at 3 of the 4 shows that I'm going to so I stand a fair chance of meeting him. You on the other hand... what the hell is in the midwest anyway? :lol Who said i was meeting you??? :p

[selkiegirl]

Spank him, girl!

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by slfairless
:lol

The midwest always has great shows! Alpine, Deer Creek, Chicago, Detroit... but on a more serious note -- get it while you can :D Keep talking like that and i may have to cum west... :rolleyes:

[Brad]

hey yall.

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by angelces
well he's going to be at 3 of the 4 shows that I'm going to so I stand a fair chance of meeting him. You on the other hand... what the hell is in the midwest anyway? :lol


I am;)

[angelces]

feeling better today luv?

[angelces]

sal, note the wording... stand a fair chance of meeting. Didn't say I was gonna. Its all in the language.

[dancergirl40ky]

Ok I know I have plenty of experience, but a "nipple" orgasm ?

[mrottondo]

boney boney during work = not cool

[dancergirl40ky]

And good morning to you too Marc.

[selkiegirl]

Yes...it came out of nowhere...and came and came and came...it was unreal...I was as shocked as anyone. Very different from other types of orgasms, just one right after the other...

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by Marcelo
boney boney during work = not cool
Take a bathroom break...

[angelces]

hmmmm I will have to see if I can find a speciMAN to experiment on this one...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
sal, note the wording... stand a fair chance of meeting. Didn't say I was gonna. Its all in the language. Eww fine, i'll use my tongue elsewhere... Anyone???:mad:

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
It happened already...last year...it was one of those "what the, OMG moments"...quite lovely.

One of my exes had one of those G spots that fit perfect with my style and I could hit it every time. I am not shitting you when I tell you I use to make that girl cum until she would asked me to stop because her abs hurt so bad. Seriously, she would have like 10 to 12 long orgasms in a row... one right after the other like one long orgasm. It was crazy shit. Once I got them started, there was a little trick to keep it going but I don't want to get that graphic here so I will just say it's all about the pulse :D

[selkiegirl]

Sloppy seconds? No way...:)

[selkiegirl]

It's all in the fit, isn't it?

[slfairless]

Originally posted by Brad
hey yall.

What up!?!? What's with the big ass signature book?

[dancergirl40ky]

Well I think I need some graphic on this nipple thing, cause I just don't see how.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
I'm in the midwest...not moving to Seattle until the spring...

Hayou doing? ;)

[Spicy McHaggis]

Originally posted by slfairless
Once I got them started, there was a little trick to keep it going but I don't want to get that graphic here so I will just say it's all about the pulse :D
You don't want to get that graphic....here?

[selkiegirl]

Well...it was all in the touch, tongue, intensity of it all...various methods, changing all the time, soft, hard, lick, bite, just, I swear, my eyes rolled back in my head and you know how when , well, when I have a regular clitoral orgasm, I just have to wait a bit before another one. This was completely different...no waiting period...just constant OMG, OMG's...Did someone slip ginseng into my coffee this morning? I am being way too bold here...

[angelces]

Originally posted by stunnersal
Eww fine, i'll use my tongue elsewhere... Anyone???:mad:

Awww I was just kiddin! :p

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
Awww I was just kiddin! :p Sure until the next hot tongue comes your way... :(

[slfairless]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Well I think I need some graphic on this nipple thing, cause I just don't see how.

I use to be able to make this one girl cum just by kissing her on her neck, ears, and mouth. I've made other girls cum by teasing, them without ever hitting the spot... anything is possible.

[angelces]

poor sal. :(

[selkiegirl]

Wanna cum over? Dang...this is getting too hot in here...

[angelces]

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings :(

what can I do to make it up to you :D

[dancergirl40ky]

Wow, I don't think my breasts are that sensitive. I love attention to them but I don't know about having an orgasm over it.

I envy girls who get multiples.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by Spicy McHaggis
You don't want to get that graphic....here?

I am all about graphic but I don't need to tell about the actual workings of my shaft. That might be crossing the line :D

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
I am being way too bold here...

I like this new side of you were are seeing! :D

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by slfairless
I am all about graphic but I don't need to tell about the actual workings of my shaft. That might be crossing the line :D
Your SHAFT? Great word usage...:)

[angelces]

Originally posted by slfairless
I am all about graphic but I don't need to tell about the actual workings of my shaft. That might be crossing the line :D

ahhh so asking for a pic would be outta line? :D

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings :(

what can I do to make it up to you :D Hmmm well... I'll whisper it in your ear while i'm playing with you...:evil

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by slfairless
I like this new side of you were are seeing! :D
Well, I guess I figure if I can't be bold with ants, who can I be bold with? Besides, it's kinda fun to be a bit saucy...

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by angelces
ahhh so asking for a pic would be outta line? :D
Pic exchange...:) Shaft for naked arse in chaps...umm, no, just kidding...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
ahhh so asking for a pic would be outta line? :D

I would love to help out but I have no digital... my photo man doesn't want to see my shaft ;)

[angelces]

hahaha and all this time I was thinking that you were the one who didn't want to meet me...

Cum to think of it, I'm a little worried that if I meet you, you'll think I'm a sex crazed nympho who'll drop to her knees in a second...

[Spicy McHaggis]

Originally posted by slfairless
I am all about graphic but I don't need to tell about the actual workings of my shaft. That might be crossing the line :D
OK, now I know what you mean by the pulse. Haha, we can't tell the ladies all our secrets...

[angelces]

I think my last post goes for all of you come to think of it :lol

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
hahaha and all this time I was thinking that you were the one who didn't want to meet me...

Cum to think of it, I'm a little worried that if I meet you, you'll think I'm a sex crazed nympho who'll drop to her knees in a second... who me??? :confused:

[selkiegirl]

Make him drop to his knees first though...

[angelces]

sure enough... on your knees Sal!

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
sure enough... on your knees Sal! Hey i have no problem with that... I'll just stay down there for the rest of the day...:p

[selkiegirl]

Make sure you get knee pads...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Make sure you get knee pads... Don't leave home without them

[selkiegirl]

<Has to shower and get going now...hope you all have a wonderful and beautiful day:) Talk to you later, kids:) Hugs and kisses...

[dancergirl40ky]

Gotta run, lunch with a friend. chao

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
<Has to shower and get going now...hope you all have a wonderful and beautiful day:) Talk to you later, kids:) Hugs and kisses... u too, have a nice shower...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Gotta run, lunch with a friend. chao Bye Stace...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by Spicy McHaggis
OK, now I know what you mean by the pulse. Haha, we can't tell the ladies all our secrets...

I'm glad you didn't make me get too graphic about it ;)

[angelces]

wow they left us again?

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
<Has to shower and get going now...hope you all have a wonderful and beautiful day:) Talk to you later, kids:) Hugs and kisses...

Have a fabulous day!!!!!!!!

[angelces]

who's left?

[slfairless]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Gotta run, lunch with a friend. chao

You too ;)

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
who's left? I am baby... Wanna play?? grrrr....:evil

[angelces]

anyone else *looks around*

[angelces]

who me? :evil

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
anyone else *looks around* Fine i'll go then,

*walks through door and slams shut:mad:

[slfairless]

Looks like it's just the three of us -- in the mood for chinese finger cuffs sal?

[mrottondo]

whoop-de-doooo

[slfairless]

What up Marc?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by slfairless
Looks like it's just the three of us -- in the mood for chinese finger cuffs sal? Hahaha i was just thinking of that... :lol

[slfairless]

what end do you want?

[angelces]

well I hate to leave all you horny boys alone but I have to go eat out. I mean out to eat, be back in a few. *blows kisses*

[Spicy McHaggis]

Gotta go read...

[slfairless]

Have fun and clean you box -- I just remembered something :D

[Brad]

clean your box woman

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
well I hate to leave all you horny boys alone but I have to go eat out. I mean out to eat, be back in a few. *blows kisses* Bye, and you can blow me later... Thanks love!!!:p

[slfairless]

What is with the chasing amy novel in your sig?

[Alix]

My box is always clean!!! :(

[slfairless]

glad to hear... good hygiene is very important!

[Alix]

:lol yes you are right ... :D

[Brad]

Originally posted by slfairless
What is with the chasing amy novel in your sig? its there to remind me to tell someone something like that.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by Brad
its there to remind me to tell someone something like that.

cool :D

[JanelleM]

Brad-who do you have tell that to? That is such a great movie by the way! Best of all of them.

[Brad]

my best friend, shannon.

[JanelleM]

She better be worth all the space you are taking up :violent
And you better tell her quick!

[angelces]

awwww

[angelces]

PS> Box is cleaned, showered and freshly shaven :evil

[Brad]

Originally posted by JanelleM
She better be worth all the space you are taking up :violent
And you better tell her quick!

its gone.

[angelces]

well I actually like that speach, thats the best part of the whole movie. its raining and ben is actually acting well. Brings tears every time.

[Brad]

Originally posted by angelces
well I actually like that speach, thats the best part of the whole movie. its raining and ben is actually acting well. Brings tears every time. i agree, well besides the tears part.

[violetgirl]

soooooo

[slfairless]

Originally posted by violetgirl
soooooo

sooooo... your new here so it's up to you to ask the question :d

[violetgirl]

Originally posted by slfairless
sooooo... your new here so it's up to you to ask the question :d

Well I cant think of a question right off the bat. I'm trying to think of a good one.

[selkiegirl]

Jenna's back...shower was good...now I smell like the hippie patchouli girl that I am...

[slfairless]

Just start off with a couple easy ones and we will help you get it rolling.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Jenna's back...shower was good...now I smell like the hippie patchouli girl that I am...

mmmmmmmmm! All nice and clean and referring to herself in the 3rd person -- just the way I like em ;)

[stunnersal]

Hi Whores!! Back from lunch....i had fish...Mmm she was good...:p

[violetgirl]

Alright, what will a guy think if I want to move in a dresser for my clothes instead of keeping them in a duffle bag in his room. He already says we live together, but he has a roomie and I am not paying for anything right now, except groceries and stuff like that. Should I move the dresser in where we can find room, because I'm never home anymore and my work clothes are getting all wrinked and i would rather have things organized.

[Brad]

oh. my. god.

[selkiegirl]

I had a power bar and coffee...YUM:)

[violetgirl]

Originally posted by Brad
oh. my. god.

What, its a question right? he he

[Brad]

no, not you, the one that shannon said.

edit: sal

[angelces]

sal was cheating on me at lunch. :(

you're talking major next step there violet...

[violetgirl]

Originally posted by Brad
no, not you, the one that shannon said.
ohhh, ok.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
sal was cheating on me at lunch. :(

you're talking major next step there violet... Not at all, you're the only fish in my sea...;)

[violetgirl]

Originally posted by angelces
sal was cheating on me at lunch. :(

you're talking major next step there violet...

we have lived together for 4 months now, been together a while, and going to get married in the next year. I hang some clothes up where I can find room in the laundry room, but I just like to have things organzied. The way things are now, getting clothes out of a bag, its like I dont have a home completely.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by violetgirl
Alright, what will a guy think if I want to move in a dresser for my clothes instead of keeping them in a duffle bag in his room. He already says we live together, but he has a roomie and I am not paying for anything right now, except groceries and stuff like that. Should I move the dresser in where we can find room, because I'm never home anymore and my work clothes are getting all wrinked and i would rather have things organized.

Some guys would freak but if he is already saying you live together it sounds like he should be okay with it. Maybe approach it with, "you know, all my clothes are getting wrinkled up so I should either stay home more or have somewhere to put them over here -- what do you think?" That way he will think he is making the decision :D

[angelces]

are you saying that I taste like fish! :eek: WELL I NEVER!

[selkiegirl]

Anyone who tastes like fish must see a doctor...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by Brad
no, not you, the one that shannon said.

edit: sal

:lol For a minute there I was looking like OJ Simpson -- what? what? what?

[violetgirl]

Originally posted by slfairless
Some guys would freak but if he is already saying you live together it sounds like he should be okay with it. Maybe approach it with, "you know, all my clothes are getting wrinkled up so I should either stay home more or have somewhere to put them over here -- what do you think?" That way he will think he is making the decision :D

True True, I think he is just worried his roomie will think I live there permanently, and think I should start paying some of the rent. But then again, his roomie is only there 3 days out of 7, and i dont think he would even notice a small dresser in my boyfriends room.

[Brad]

lol i was thinking sal but typed shannon lol

[angelces]

shannon, sal or brad, we need a nice indecent topic from you boys... speak up and stop leaving all the work to us ladies.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Anyone who tastes like fish must see a doctor...

Anyone who tastes/smells like fish will have her ass kicked out of my bed! Cleanliness is a must!!!!

:lol A buddy of mine in high school... aw never mind. It's just too gross!

[angelces]

is this the same buddy with the poopoo platter on his living room table... because yeah thats too gross...

[Brad]

sex tips:

here is mine

I like to basically use the first three fingers (thumb, index, middle) and shape them like a "C". I then massage the G from the inside with the two fingers, and then massage the clitoris with my thumb. next!!

[slfairless]

Originally posted by violetgirl
True True, I think he is just worried his roomie will think I live there permanently, and think I should start paying some of the rent. But then again, his roomie is only there 3 days out of 7, and i dont think he would even notice a small dresser in my boyfriends room.

I think it might be hard to give good advise without first seeing you pic -- do you have one to post ;)

Do you get along well with his roomie? Do it when his roomie is not there and he will never know unless he goes through your mans stuff.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
are you saying that I taste like fish! :eek: WELL I NEVER! Well i haven't tasted you yet so i can't say...:p

[slfairless]

Originally posted by Brad
I like to basically use the first three fingers (thumb, index, middle) and shape them like a "C". I then massage the G from the inside with the two fingers, and then massage the clitoris with my thumb. next!!

It's just like bowling ;)

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
shannon, sal or brad, we need a nice indecent topic from you boys... speak up and stop leaving all the work to us ladies. The only thing i can do that's indecent is expose myself...:D

[Brad]

precisley

[angelces]

ok just to go on record, I do not taste like fish

and i do not like my personables referred to as a bowling ball. but then again its better than the guy with the spocker avatar. :lol