Ask the opposite sex

[Bean]

Oh Evan, I don't even know where to start with this one. :lol
Tell me about it. For the longest time all you gals did was sit at home, let the guy do all the working and you spent his money. But then a few wacko ladies thought it'd be a good idea to want the vote, and want carrers....you could just hear all "Shhhhh, shut up! what are you doing!? We have a sweet deal going here, don't ruin it!" :lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

whew...thought you guys might hate me after that. Yep, all that college and my life's aspiration is to be a happy housewife with a happy hubby and some happy kids.tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
do i hear someone's biological clock? ;)

http://www.courier-journal.com/features/health/2003/06/0605bioclock.jpg

[Trainer2375]

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
do i hear someone's biological clock? ;)

http://www.courier-journal.com/features/health/2003/06/0605bioclock.jpg
that pic is too funny :lol

[stunnersal]

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
do i hear someone's biological clock? ;)

http://www.courier-journal.com/features/health/2003/06/0605bioclock.jpg
Her snatch is a little slow, it's half past 4.... :thumbsup

[watchtwrwildcat]

i thought you didn't see the importance of marriage??
I don't understand it, no. but I have some secret baggage that shaped that idea. I'll reword---I could be a happy woman, with a happy man and some happy illegitimate kids.

You don't always need that ceremony to be committed to each other.

[System]

I don't understand it, no. but I have some secret baggage that shaped that idea. I'll reword---I could be a happy woman, with a happy man and some happy illegitimate kids.

You don't always need that ceremony to be committed to each other.

No but the wedding gifts are nice

[OklahomaMama]

I don't understand it, no. but I have some secret baggage that shaped that idea. I'll reword---I could be a happy woman, with a happy man and some happy illegitimate kids.

You don't always need that ceremony to be committed to each other.just don't call them Lil Bastard
:lol

[System]

just don't call them Lil Bastard
:lol


I will call him Mini Me

[OklahomaMama]

I will call him Mini Me:p
you WOULD!
;)

[watchtwrwildcat]

just don't call them Lil Bastard
:lol
I refer to most people as 'bastard'. male people, anyway.:lol:lol:lol

[System]

:p
you WOULD!
;)

Hey,

wait i can't argue...i know i would

[MelissaDMBfan]

Cardinals have always been better than the cubs.

Thought that was a given fact?

kinda like the cubs will never win a world series
um um um...You got me there. The Cubs will win a World Series one day!!!! Hopefully when I am still on this happy earth at least!

[OklahomaMama]

i've heard worse names :rolleyes:

did i ever tell you that nick's last name is Bush?
his father wanted to name him Harry
:lol

[watchtwrwildcat]

That's the way it used to be and everyone was fine with it....but some of you women got the wacky idea the you wanted equal rights and such...now look at what you did, you ruined a good gig you all had going. :lol ;)
yeah, about that....I was never on that bandwagon. I mean the equal rights, of course. But the workplace? I knew I wanted no part of that nonsense.

[System]

i've heard worse names :rolleyes:

did i ever tell you that nick's last name is Bush?
his father wanted to name him Harry
:lol

That is awesome...

[dancergirl40ky]

No but the wedding gifts are nice

Have a birthday party and save yourself the trouble :lol










I'm Kidding :rolleyes:

[watchtwrwildcat]

i've heard worse names :rolleyes:

did i ever tell you that nick's last name is Bush?
his father wanted to name him Harry
:lol
that's f-ing great. you should have....

[System]

um um um...You got me there. The Cubs will win a World Series one day!!!! Hopefully when I am still on this happy earth at least!


hey, someday the cubs will beat the red sox and about 10 minutes before the final out, the world will stop spinning and come to a sudden end, cause everyone knows that the cubs and red sox can never win a world series

[MelissaDMBfan]

Dan liked the name Xavier. ummmmmm no I don't think so. You do realize this kid has to go to school one day. So, I went with the good old fashioned name Jack.

[System]

Have a birthday party and save yourself the trouble :lol










I'm Kidding :rolleyes:


No, that is a great idea, or maybe i should start celebrating Festivus

[System]

Dan liked the name Xavier. ummmmmm no I don't think so. You do realize this kid has to go to school one day. So, I went with the good old fashioned name Jack.

I would have gone with Anthony.

[Bean]

i've heard worse names :rolleyes:

did i ever tell you that nick's last name is Bush?
his father wanted to name him Harry
:lol
I thought that was so funny I shared it with everyone in my office. Yes, I am easily amused. :lol

[MelissaDMBfan]

hey, someday the cubs will beat the red sox and about 10 minutes before the final out, the world will stop spinning and come to a sudden end, cause everyone knows that the cubs and red sox can never win a world series
Take it back! Take it back! You put another silly curse on us!!!!! :)

[Bean]

Dan liked the name Xavier. ummmmmm no I don't think so. You do realize this kid has to go to school one day. So, I went with the good old fashioned name Jack.
My last name is Snyder and I have often thought it would be funny to a kid Oscar Xavier Snyder.

[MelissaDMBfan]

I would have gone with Anthony.
I was just about to ask you what your name is. Anthony never made the list though, but it is a very nice name.

[Trainer2375]

i've heard worse names :rolleyes:

did i ever tell you that nick's last name is Bush?
his father wanted to name him Harry
:lol
:thumbsup :lol :lol :lol

[MelissaDMBfan]

I want this car.

http://www.vw.com/phaeton/

carry on.

[dmb1spe]

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
do i hear someone's biological clock? ;)

http://www.courier-journal.com/features/health/2003/06/0605bioclock.jpg
Holy crapballs Bren!!! That's my hometown newspaper!

[OklahomaMama]

Holy crapballs Bren!!! That's my hometown newspaper!no shit? wow, figure the odds! :lol
i just googled "biological clock" to see what i came up with

[OklahomaMama]

I thought that was so funny I shared it with everyone in my office. Yes, I am easily amused. :lolcool!
the worse part is, when he first suggested it i didn't quite put it together immediately... he had to say it several times before i caught on :rolleyes:

[System]

Take it back! Take it back! You put another silly curse on us!!!!! :)

Just call me the goat

[System]

I was just about to ask you what your name is. Anthony never made the list though, but it is a very nice name.

Anthony is my legal name,

Call me Tony or T

[dancergirl40ky]

Holy crapballs Bren!!! That's my hometown newspaper!


Mine too :D

[System]

Another question for the girls.

Why wear something very revealing and then wonder why guys are staring and get upset when they do?

[Bean]

Another question for the girls.

Why wear something very revealing and then wonder why guys are staring and get upset when they do?
They wear it so we stare so they CAN get upset, that's the whole point. They know we will, they know we can't help it. They get pleasure out of manipulating us and this is one way to do it. Evil, evil women.

[System]

They wear it so we stare so they CAN get upset, that's the whole point. They know we will, they know we can't help it. They get pleasure out of manipulating us and this is one way to do it. Evil, evil women.

Man, that is just sick.

I hate the fact that with a little skin revealed in the right spot I have the will power of an 4 month old puppy

[dancergirl40ky]

Another question for the girls.

Why wear something very revealing and then wonder why guys are staring and get upset when they do?


I don't wonder or get upset. I wear it for a reason, and usually get the preferred responce.

[System]

I don't wonder or get upset. I wear it for a reason, and usually get the preferred responce.

Ya, but you seem a bit more mature than some of the girls i run into wearing it.

Like, the intresting girls ( i say intresting girls cause i have no nice words to describ them) wearing mini-skirts and baby-t's and then chewed out my friend for staring...

[dancergirl40ky]

Yeah, quite a bit more mature I'd say. Thanks for putting it nicely. Some girls just like to be bitchy and or have the upper hand no matter what. I don't get it. I really have never been that way.

[System]

what part of KY are you from?

I ask cause i have some family down there.

[DMBfan41]

will i have a lot of sex in college?

[twosteppn36]

*shakes 8 ball*



sources point to no

[MRGreySt.YNK]

will i have a lot of sex in college?

Got no sex in college, but for others it can be rather fruitful.

[dancergirl40ky]

what part of KY are you from?

I ask cause i have some family down there.

I was born and raised in Louisville, but now I live in Paducah.

[dancergirl40ky]

will i have a lot of sex in college?


It is possible, but is it really that important? I mean you are there to expand your mind.

Blah,blah,blah, who am I kidding :lol

[System]

I was born and raised in Louisville, but now I live in Paducah.

SON OF A B@$%#

that is where my family is from, they live in Lone Oak.

What do you do in Paducah?

You know wath I could go for right now,

Starnes

[dancergirl40ky]

Wife, mom of two boys and a dance teacher.

Just had a sandwich last week :)

[System]

Wife, mom of two boys and a dance teacher.

Just had a sandwich last week :)


Sounds awesome...

Starnes is the best, I have a bottle of thier sauce but it just isn't the same as eating there...you know?

[watchtwrwildcat]

what's up, players....

[System]

what's up, players....

Nothing, you?

[dancergirl40ky]

I know ;). So sometime you come to visit, we should have a beer or something.

[System]

I know ;). So sometime you come to visit, we should have a beer or something.

Or maybe some starnes...

Give me a reason to go there...dancing girls and starnes...sounds like a dream

[watchtwrwildcat]

Another question for the girls.

Why wear something very revealing and then wonder why guys are staring and get upset when they do?
very fine line between sexy and slutty. The girls that are wearing something slutty are the ones that take offense, obviously, cuz they know that they look, well, slutty.

[dancergirl40ky]

Or maybe some starnes...

Give me a reason to go there...dancing girls and starnes...sounds like a dream

It would be much fun, I love meeting fellow Ants. :p

[System]

very fine line between sexy and slutty. The girls that are wearing something slutty are the ones that take offense, obviously, cuz they know that they look, well, slutty.

I love slutty girsl that think i am cute....i feel special then

[System]

It would be much fun, I love meeting fellow Ants. :p

Ya, to bad you have a hubby....those guys stink

;) ;) ;)

[watchtwrwildcat]

I love slutty girsl that think i am cute....i feel special then babe, slutty girls think every guy is cute....
you should feel special when the 'selective' girls think that you are cute....

not trying to hate on the sluts, all my best friends are slutty.
:lol
kidding. not really.

[dancergirl40ky]

very fine line between sexy and slutty. The girls that are wearing something slutty are the ones that take offense, obviously, cuz they know that they look, well, slutty.

She makes a good point.

[bron]

very fine line between sexy and slutty. The girls that are wearing something slutty are the ones that take offense, obviously, cuz they know that they look, well, slutty.
Yeah, I never get mad when guys look...if I'm wearing something cute (I don't wear slutty clothes...cause I'm not slutty), and guys wanna look at me cause I look, well, cute - look all ya want, it's not doing anything bad for my ego!

:cool:

[dancergirl40ky]

Ya, to bad you have a hubby....those guys stink

;) ;) ;)

:lol , now don't be hatin'


Sometimes they do stink though. :lol

[System]

:lol , now don't be hatin'


Sometimes they do stink though. :lol

I ain't hating...glad you are happily married

[System]

babe, slutty girls think every guy is cute....
you should feel special when the 'selective' girls think that you are cute....

not trying to hate on the sluts, all my best friends are slutty.
:lol
kidding. not really.


Man, so you are saying last weekend was a waste...

Man i need to get drunk.

[dancergirl40ky]

Thanks. I think.;)

[watchtwrwildcat]

Yeah, I never get mad when guys look...if I'm wearing something cute (I don't wear slutty clothes...cause I'm not slutty), and guys wanna look at me cause I look, well, cute - look all ya want, it's not doing anything bad for my ego!

:cool:
me neither...I'm all, 'so, how YOU doin'..."
kidding.

yeah, I've never much of a slut myself. My attitude was always..."you think I actually like you enough to sleep with you??!!!" then I would die laughing and inform them that they are only here purely for my entertainment.

very proud to say that I have never slept with someone I did not love. Yep, I had a good daddy. never needed that male validation.

[System]

me neither...I'm all, 'so, how YOU doin'..."
kidding.

yeah, I've never much of a slut myself. My attitude was always..."you think I actually like you enough to sleep with you??!!!" then I would die laughing and inform them that they are only here purely for my entertainment.

very proud to say that I have never slept with someone I did not love. Yep, I had a good daddy. never needed that male validation.

Sluts are fun for relationships that last 5-6 hours...outside of that they stink.

I try to only get with girls that i am in love wiht but sometimes beer gets the better of me

[bron]

yeah, I've never much of a slut myself. My attitude was always..."you think I actually like you enough to sleep with you??!!!" then I would die laughing and inform them that they are only here purely for my entertainment.
:lol The funny thing is that guys like that better. Sure they like sluts cause the sluts will screw them without them even having to try...but it's funny, cause all of the guys that me and my friends hang around with are, like, so much more intrigued by me because they know they don't have a chance.

[watchtwrwildcat]

Sluts are fun for relationships that last 5-6 hours...outside of that they stink.

I try to only get with girls that i am in love wiht but sometimes beer gets the better of me
poor girls, just please don't get something you can't get rid of from one of them.

I am a firm believer that guys need to sow their wild oats and sleep around as much as possible before they settle down. Cuz if they don't, they are going to be soliciting hookers when they are 45 with a wife and 3 kids at home in the 'burbs.

If I ever went out with a guy and found out he was a virgin, I would be like "SEE YA." GAME OVER. Experience is so ooh lala sexy.

[watchtwrwildcat]

:lol The funny thing is that guys like that better. Sure they like sluts cause the sluts will screw them without them even having to try...but it's funny, cause all of the guys that me and my friends hang around with are, like, so much more intrigued by me because they know they don't have a chance.
I think thats why all my 'platonic' guy friends have wound up expressing their undying love for me...cuz I would never hook up with them, but always wanted to hear about their conquests.

[bron]

poor girls, just please don't get something you can't get rid of from one of them.
:thumbsup Yes...be careful! See...that's why I can never be slutty. I have a "thing" about diseases a.k.a I'm irrationally afraid and obsessed with them.

[System]

poor girls, just please don't get something you can't get rid of from one of them.

I am a firm believer that guys need to sow their wild oats and sleep around as much as possible before they settle down. Cuz if they don't, they are going to be soliciting hookers when they are 45 with a wife and 3 kids at home in the 'burbs.

If I ever went out with a guy and found out he was a virgin, I would be like "SEE YA." GAME OVER. Experience is so ooh lala sexy.

NO, i am firm believer in trying to catch any thing.

I sowed my wild oats..i am done with taht...To many hassles trying to date 3 girls at once.


Define experience, .... Bar Bathroom? Hotel Lobby pool? Changing room?

[watchtwrwildcat]

Define experience, .... Bar Bathroom? Hotel Lobby pool? Changing room?
all of that. and then some. Just something very sexy about hanging out with a guy that you know has had alot of women, and can have any woman any time, but for some reason has an interest in you that is not purely sexual.

hello? Are you out there? kidding.

[System]

all of that. and then some. Just something very sexy about hanging out with a guy that you know has had alot of women, and can have any woman any time, but for some reason has an interest in you that is not purely sexual.

hello? Are you out there? kidding.


I am right here,

I told you earlier..you are my dream woman...so why can't i be your dream man?

[watchtwrwildcat]

:thumbsup Yes...be careful! See...that's why I can never be slutty. I have a "thing" about diseases a.k.a I'm irrationally afraid and obsessed with them.
I could never be slutty because every day, I have to wake up and look in the mirror. And god knows, I have enough on my concience as it is.

[watchtwrwildcat]

I am right here,

I told you earlier..you are my dream woman...so why can't i be your dream man?
Babe, I have so much baggage I need a personal handler. :lol:lol:lol
but you are sooooo sweet.
it's the stilettos that got you hooked, right?

[System]

Babe, I have so much baggage I need a personal handler. :lol:lol:lol
but you are sooooo sweet.
it's the stilettos that got you hooked, right?

It is alright I like heavy lifting.

I am not sooooo sweet, just a tad more than that. ;)

Ya, so what if i like the stilettos..huh?

[watchtwrwildcat]

gotta go, guys. back later.

[System]

I am outta here too....6 am meeting tomorrow offsite...

6 am start time, hour drive, plus time to get email and vital stuff at cube, plus prep time...

Great gotta leave house at 4:30 am...yummy

[System]

I am outta here too....6 am meeting tomorrow offsite...

6 am start time, hour drive, plus time to get email and vital stuff at cube, plus prep time...

Great gotta leave house at 4:30 am...yummy

Hey, did any one konw that if it is before sunrise and there are no cops 18 wheelers must travel at least 80 mph?

[System]

I could never be slutty because every day, I have to wake up and look in the mirror. And god knows, I have enough on my concience as it is.

see, that is why i stopped listening to my concience, it was right too many times.

[dancergirl40ky]

How important is affection and intimacy without the expectation of sex?

[Bean]

How important is affection and intimacy without the expectation of sex?
No sex? :ugh: ;)

[dancergirl40ky]

Yes, No Sex. Do you think it is important to be affectionate and intimate with your S.O. even when you may not be going to have sex?

[Crush me Grey]

extremely important

[watchtwrwildcat]

Yes, No Sex. Do you think it is important to be affectionate and intimate with your S.O. even when you may not be going to have sex?

hmm...probably. otherwise it might seem like you are just living with a roomate, instead of an SO.

[dancergirl40ky]

Yes, very important. Otherwise the person may begin to feel that shows of affection are only a means to an end.

[Bean]

Just don't "Blue Ball" the guy. That hurts big time.

[System]

Yes, No Sex. Do you think it is important to be affectionate and intimate with your S.O. even when you may not be going to have sex?

Never expect sex. The moment you expect something you will never get it. Affectionate and Intimate should be the key words in a relationship. I have had several relationships where sex wasn't an option (i.e. waiting for marriage) and those two things made the relationship great. Sex is just an added bonus or a cheap workout when the gym membership is too expensive

[System]

Just don't "Blue Ball" the guy. That hurts big time.


I support this post 110%

[dmb1spe]

Intimacy and emotion without sex is friendship. Sex without it is pointless.

[watchtwrwildcat]

Just don't "Blue Ball" the guy. That hurts big time.
Blue-balling is quite effective. Please do not underestimate the power of blue-balling.

[System]

Blue-balling is quite effective. Please do not underestimate the power of blue-balling.

i know the power of blue-balling.

That is why i am scared of it.

[Bean]

Blue-balling is quite effective. Please do not underestimate the power of blue-balling.You are an evil, evil woman.

That's like kicking a guy in the nuts practiaclly, probably even worse. the pain...it's unrelenting. You just shouldn't do it. It should be in the Geneva Convention, a law of war.

[watchtwrwildcat]

You are an evil, evil woman.

That's like kicking a guy in the nuts practiaclly, probably even worst. the pain...it's unrelenting. You just shouldn't do it. It should be in the Geneva Convention, a law of war.
:devil:lol

Yes, I know. I like it. They are like putty in your hands.....
I have recieved a few Coach purses as the direct result of my blue-balling strategies.

My favorite part is always when they are reduced to begging. That is especially funny.

[dancergirl40ky]

I don't think I have ever blue balled a guy. Keep in mind I have been married for the last 18 years. I am not talking about teasing. I am talking about a continual relationship, where sex has and is in the picture. I think it is important to keep the desire alive, without feeling used.

[Bean]

I have only been blue balled once. it was the most painful experience in my life. I wanted to die. It was worse than when I got a knee to the junk in a baseball game brawl and sent to the emergency room.

[dancergirl40ky]

:devil:lol

Yes, I know. I like it. They are like putty in your hands.....
I have recieved a few Coach purses as the direct result of my blue-balling strategies.

My favorite part is always when they are reduced to begging. That is especially funny.

Oh Beth , tell me you aren't serious. :ugh:

[watchtwrwildcat]

I have only been blue balled once. it was the most painful experience in my life. I wanted to die. It was worse than when I got a knee to the junk in a baseball game brawl and sent to the emergency room.
I think you are being a little melodramatic, Bean. It can't be that bad....
sheesh.

[Bean]

I think you are being a little melodramatic, Bean. It can't be that bad....
sheesh.
No, there is teasing, and then there is actual blue balling, if you actually blue ball a guy he should be in quite a bit of pain. It's like being kicked in the jimi I swear.

[watchtwrwildcat]

Oh Beth , tell me you aren't serious. :ugh:
I am serious as a heart attack. Whenever he would start acting like an f-ing prick, which was about 95% of the time, I would start thinking of new and innovative ways to blue-ball him. I always blue-balled him, yet every time, he was completely blind-sided. Guys really aren't that smart.

[watchtwrwildcat]

No, there is teasing, and then there is actual blue balling, if you actually blue ball a guy he should be in quite a bit of pain. It's like being kicked in the jimi I swear.
what is the difference, exactly, without being too graphic.....

[dancergirl40ky]

If you were so unhappy with him , why did you bother to stay?

[watchtwrwildcat]

If you were so unhappy with him , why did you bother to stay?
I have been unhappy with most men. Not sure why I stuck around.....

[System]

Guys really aren't that smart.


hey now, watch yourself.

[System]

I have been unhappy with most men. Not sure why I stuck around.....

Same reason guys stick around the crazy girls.....

I don't know what it is...but it is something...

[selkiegirl]

Blue-balling is quite effective. Please do not underestimate the power of blue-balling.Hmm, never had to blue ball a man thus far. I find that a smile, a hug, and some tender lovin' can go a long way. A pout works wonders too. :)

[System]

Hmm, never had to blue ball a man thus far. I find that a smile, a hug, and some tender lovin' can go a long way. A pout works wonders too. :)

The fabled pout.

Effictive...but not as good as blue-ballin

[MelissaDMBfan]

Hello sexy people :)

[System]

Hello sexy people :)

Hello there darling...

Welcome to "Ask the Opposite Sex Thread"

My name is Tony and I will try to answer anyquestion syou have about guys.

[MelissaDMBfan]

Hello there darling...

Welcome to "Ask the Opposite Sex Thread"

My name is Tony and I will try to answer anyquestion syou have about guys.
Thanks for the Welcome. :) I have too many questions about guys... I wouldn't even know where to begin.

[System]

First thing that comes to your head,

Anything.....i got a long day of doing nothing ahead of me

[OklahomaMama]

do guys like porn with a "story" or just wham bam doing the nasty?
cuz personally, i like a little script, you know?

[MelissaDMBfan]

First thing that comes to your head,

Anything.....i got a long day of doing nothing ahead of me
I am sure this has been done before in here, but I will ask again. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex?

[System]

do guys like porn with a "story" or just wham bam doing the nasty?
cuz personally, i like a little script, you know?

Porn with a script just gives the guy time to recover for rounds 2-8

I like script

[System]

I am sure this has been done before in here, but I will ask again. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex?

Physical part,

Eyes.

They eyes never lie. You can see into somebody's soul if you look deep enough.

But she almost must have a good brain behind the eyes, nothing is a bigger turn off than starting into her eyes and getting nothing.

[Mave Datthews]

do guys like porn with a "story" or just wham bam doing the nasty?
cuz personally, i like a little script, you know?usually it's straight fuckin' for us horny bastards. usually the ones with scripts are really cheesy and incredibly pointless, and they usually mean that it's crappy softcore porn.

i guess a small plotline helps sometimes, but you don't watch porn for a story. you watch it to get a boner.

[MelissaDMBfan]

Eyes are my favorite body part too. I think you can really tell how sincere, scared, happy, sad, or mad a person is just by look in their eyes.

[System]

I agree with that one,

I love being able read girls eyes, It really gets "brownie points" when i can tell if they are lieing when they say that everything is alright.

[OklahomaMama]

i don't know why, but i've always had a thing for a guy's waist/hip area...

[System]

i don't know why, but i've always had a thing for a guy's waist/hip area...

So what makes a good waist/hip area?

Besides the obvious location to certain things

[DrinkerNJoker]

I am sure this has been done before in here, but I will ask again. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex?


Eyes are always good. A nice smile is always good to forget your troubles.

But if youre talkin, about a part that instills raw animalistic desires its gotta be da ass

[watchtwrwildcat]

I am sure this has been done before in here, but I will ask again. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex?
a nice back. nice shoulders. nice neck. nice legs. god, who am I kidding, I make no discriminations.

[watchtwrwildcat]

So what makes a good waist/hip area?

Besides the obvious location to certain things
that v-thing right at the hips. Jesus....that is HOT.

[MelissaDMBfan]

i don't know why, but i've always had a thing for a guy's waist/hip area...
I don't like really muscular guys, but when a guy has that V down my his waist or hip area...that is damn sexy.

kinda like that I guess.

[OklahomaMama]

that v-thing right at the hips. Jesus....that is HOT.that's it! :bounce

i like boy's belly buttons too... i'm a dork :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

I don't like really muscular guys, but when a guy has that V down my his waist or hip area...that is damn sexy.

kinda like that I guess.

pretty sexy, but I think those pants are kind of goofy.

[System]

note to self: Start training to be olympic class swimmer so i can wear full pant lenght speedos.

[MelissaDMBfan]

note to self: Start training to be olympic class swimmer so i can wear full pant lenght speedos.
:thumbsup Most of the swimmers in the olympics were soooooo freakin hot.

[watchtwrwildcat]

note to self: Start training to be olympic class swimmer so i can wear full pant lenght speedos.
please, no speedos. Boxers are just as hot. You know what is really hot? When a guy is wearing baggy (not too baggy) khakis and he has some preppy plaid boxers peeking out the top. OOH LALA.

[selkiegirl]

please, no speedos. Boxers are just as hot. You know what is really hot? When a guy is wearing baggy (not too baggy) khakis and he has some preppy plaid boxers peeking out the top. OOH LALA.Uhu. I cannot wait for him to get home:)

[MelissaDMBfan]

please, no speedos. Boxers are just as hot. You know what is really hot? When a guy is wearing baggy (not too baggy) khakis and he has some preppy plaid boxers peeking out the top. OOH LALA.
that is sooooooo hot! I need to find me a guy like that.

[System]

please, no speedos. Boxers are just as hot. You know what is really hot? When a guy is wearing baggy (not too baggy) khakis and he has some preppy plaid boxers peeking out the top. OOH LALA.

Ya, so i am not going to tell you what i wear to work on days when i don't have to crawl around on machines..

[MelissaDMBfan]

I usually don't wear any underwear. If I have to then I will wear a thong or the boyshorts.

[watchtwrwildcat]

How ya doin' today Jenna?:):angel

I am going to PM you later so check back in a few, ok....

[System]

I usually don't wear any underwear. If I have to then I will wear a thong or the boyshorts.

Remember what we talked about earlier with all teh cool girls from Chi-town?

Is that a requirement as well....Man....I need to move to Chicago..hell i would even wear a cubs shirt on my own accord.

[selkiegirl]

Doing good, Miss Beth. How about yourself?
I'll make sure to check back, always love reading your thoughts:)

[MelissaDMBfan]

Remember what we talked about earlier with all teh cool girls from Chi-town?

Is that a requirement as well....Man....I need to move to Chicago..hell i would even wear a cubs shirt on my own accord.
See I told you, Chi-town is where its at. :) ;)

[Crush me Grey]

mmm i love swimmers bodies... especially that lean defined muscle on their backs..!!

[System]

See I told you, Chi-town is where its at. :) ;)


Apparently I was born in the wrong part of the state.

Why couldn't my great-grandfather go with his brother that went to Chicago instead of the one that went to Southern IL,

[OklahomaMama]

they're cracking down on the civilian dress code here @ work :(
i took out the nose stud but i'll be damned if the tongue stud is coming out...
and can you believe they say "no thongs"? there's probably some bastard out there checking for panty lines or lack thereof...

well, they're just gonna have to pry my thong out of my cold dead buttcheeks, kids! :violent

[System]

they're cracking down on the civilian dress code here @ work :(
i took out the nose stud but i'll be damned if the tongue stud is coming out...
and can you believe they say "no thongs"? there's probably some bastard out there checking for panty lines or lack thereof...

well, they're just gonna have to pry my thong out of my cold dead buttcheeks, kids! :violent

My new dream job is Thong Checker

[MelissaDMBfan]

Apparently I was born in the wrong part of the state.

Why couldn't my great-grandfather go with his brother that went to Chicago instead of the one that went to Southern IL,
thats right. Blame in on the ancestors :)

[MelissaDMBfan]

well, they're just gonna have to pry my thong out of my cold dead buttcheeks, kids! :violent

:lol

[OklahomaMama]

My new dream job is Thong Checkerpfffft! :rolleyes: check out the federal employee website... i bet the job description really exists
:lol

[System]

thats right. Blame in on the ancestors :)

Hey, I can do no wrong.

[System]

pfffft! :rolleyes: check out the federal employee website... i bet the job description really exists
:lol


HA,

First, i need to hone my skills....

off to the strip clubs to study for my interview

[MelissaDMBfan]

Hey, I can do no wrong.
oh sure you can. I mean after all you are a Cardinals fan.

[System]

oh sure you can. I mean after all you are a Cardinals fan.

No, I mean I do wrong but i just won't admit it. I just fix it, chalk it up as lesson learned and move on.

But never admit you are wrong, just fix the mistake and hope no one important notices

[MelissaDMBfan]

No, I mean I do wrong but i just won't admit it. I just fix it, chalk it up as lesson learned and move on.

But never admit you are wrong, just fix the mistake and hope no one important notices
:thumbsup I can admit when I am wrong, but whats done is done, and I take it as a lesson learned. :)

[System]

:thumbsup I can admit when I am wrong, but whats done is done, and I take it as a lesson learned. :)

Only if something is incredibly stupid will i keep bringing it up.

Just cause it is funny, I have my fair share of stuff that keeps getting re-hashed. laugh it off and move on, besides what i did in my past is really funny now. Stupid but funny.

[MelissaDMBfan]

Only if something is incredibly stupid will i keep bringing it up.

Just cause it is funny, I have my fair share of stuff that keeps getting re-hashed. laugh it off and move on, besides what i did in my past is really funny now. Stupid but funny.
Oh I know. I have done some silly crazy shit in the past back in my wild days. Most of my friends won't let me forget some of it. :)

[System]

Oh I know. I have done some silly crazy shit in the past back in my wild days. Most of my friends won't let me forget some of it. :)

Hey, what are old friends for?

I will tell you what, embarassing you in front of new friends. that is what.

Like the time a stripper in only a g-string broke my nose. And she didn't even hit me, I was sitting at the table and she was dancing for me.

Ya, long story.

[MelissaDMBfan]

Hey, what are old friends for?

I will tell you what, embarassing you in front of new friends. that is what.

Like the time a stripper in only a g-string broke my nose. And she didn't even hit me, I was sitting at the table and she was dancing for me.

Ya, long story.
Oh wow. :lol

"So what happened to your nose?"
"A stripper broke it.
"Damn that must of been on crazy lap dance?"

[watchtwrwildcat]

that's about as funny as me breaking my finger playing that stupid-ass Golden Tee golf game.

[System]

Oh wow. :lol

"So what happened to your nose?"
"A stripper broke it.
"Damn that must of been on crazy lap dance?"


ya, it was...

the one thing that was covered by the g-string is what actually broke it.

ya...i loved my 21st b-day

[System]

that's almost as funny as me breaking my finger playing that stupid-ass Golden Tee golf game.

Golden Tee kicks ass

[watchtwrwildcat]

Golden Tee kicks ass
yeah, it kicked mine that day. middle finger, right hand.

[System]

yeah, it kicked mine that day. middle finger, right hand.

Well, don't feel bad. It knocked me on my ass.

i was cleaning up from the night before at the bar i used to work at, sometihng about beer sitting in the electronics and me trying to dry it out.

OUCH!!!

[dancergirl40ky]

A stripper broke your nose with her cootch? That is classic.

[System]

A stripper broke your nose with her cootch? That is classic.

Ya, everytime me and my buddy john are out drinking and meet some new girls, that story comes out.

John then gets first pick.....i really hate that.

[dancergirl40ky]

Why does he get first pick? You were the one that was injured. Poor Baby.:(

[OklahomaMama]

yeah, man...
you should at least get a sympathy boink
:p

[DreemingTree]

in cali, lap dances are now illegal. strippers must be 6 feet away from you while they are "performing"

[System]

Why does he get first pick? You were the one that was injured. Poor Baby.:(

He gets first pick cause most girls find the fact that it happened revolting.

[bbrianblaze]

Why does he get first pick? You were the one that was injured. Poor Baby.:(

I'm guessing his friend gets 1st pick so the story DOESN'T come up. A little friendly blackmail....

:violent

[System]

yeah, man...
you should at least get a sympathy boink
:p

hey, that the best idea ever....

*looks around*

hey, what yo udoing tonight? ;)

[OklahomaMama]

hey, that the best idea ever....

*looks around*

hey, what yo udoing tonight? ;)*sigh* prolly nothing exciting :(

i just like saying boink :lol
boink boink boink
:bounce :bounce :bounce

[MelissaDMBfan]

I just woke up for a lovely nap :)

[OklahomaMama]

i have a question:

how do i answer this question i received in an official work
e-mail without getting fired? :lol


We are holding a contest for the theme for Organization Day. The theme can be from 3 to 5 words in length. The Organization Day Committee will select the winner and a prize will be presented to the winner on O-Day. Email entries to SFC Angela Blakeney by COB Friday, 27 Aug 04.

[watchtwrwildcat]

i have a question:

how do i answer this question i received in an official work
e-mail without getting fired? :lol

Don't even try it. You will fail.....:lol:lol:lol

[il bacio dolce]

That was wide Open.

[OklahomaMama]

i giggle every time i see those new Overstock.com commercials where the chick is saying "It's all about the O"
:p

you know damn good and well what those marketing executives were thinking!

[BEST4T1]

:thumbsup :lol

another person who thinks like me :cool:
Crumbo and Wildcat~! :lol Exactly!!! :rolleyes:

[System]

Here is another question

When do loving girls turn into psycopathic mothers?


HOLY SHIT!!! If i get one more call from my brother I am going loose it.....

[watchtwrwildcat]

Here is another question

When do loving girls turn into psycopathic mothers?


HOLY SHIT!!! If i get one more call from my brother I am going loose it.....
couldn't answer that....I'm not paticularly loving and I'm not a mother, thank god....:lol:devil

dammit, why do I always wind up stuck in this thread?

[MelissaDMBfan]

Why are all my friends, that are girls, freakin psychotic?. Damn they are so catty.

[System]

couldn't answer that....I'm not paticularly loving and I'm not a mother, thank god....:lol:devil

dammit, why do I always wind up stuck in this thread?

Cause that is where everything fun happens

[System]

Why are all my friends, that are girls, freakin psychotic?. Damn they are so catty.

They are jealous of you, duh

[watchtwrwildcat]

Why are all my friends, that are girls, freakin psychotic?. .
those are the fun ones. Psychosis is a pre-requisite if you want to hang out with me.

[MelissaDMBfan]

They are jealous of you, duh
:lol They have no reason to be jealous.

[System]

those are the fun ones. Psychosis is a pre-requisite if you want to hang out with me.

that was my defense in my trial...

Temporary Insanity.....

[System]

:lol They have no reason to be jealous.

not all you friends hang out on the boards and get to talk to cool people like me and all the other ants here....

[MelissaDMBfan]

those are the fun ones. Psychosis is a pre-requisite if you want to hang out with me.
I don't mind the craziness of my friends, cause who am I trying to kid I am equally as crazy as them, but some of them just fight over the stupidest things.

[timmyt23]

I thought all women were nuts.

[System]

I don't mind the craziness of my friends, cause who am I trying to kid I am equally as crazy as them, but some of them just fight over the stupidest things.

ya, I once got into a fight with my brother over a card game....

It was brutal....

[MelissaDMBfan]

not all you friends hang out on the boards and get to talk to cool people like me and all the other ants here....
:thumbsup that is true. :)

[System]

:thumbsup that is true. :)

Well anyway...lets think of some new questions...

Why wear g-strings girls? I mean what little material is there why wear any at all?

[watchtwrwildcat]

but some of them just fight over the stupidest things. that's exactly why I refused to get mixed up in any paticular clique (SP?)
I have 3 friends. And that's it. I don't want anymore, cuz anymore than that and you are going to have all that 'she said this, she said that' crap.

[timmyt23]

Well anyway...lets think of some new questions...

Why wear g-strings girls? I mean what little material is there why wear any at all?
:thumbsup :thumbsup

[watchtwrwildcat]

Well anyway...lets think of some new questions...

Why wear g-strings girls? I mean what little material is there why wear any at all?
no panty lines! plus they are way more comfy than regular panties.

[timmyt23]

no panty lines! plus they are way more comfy than regular panties.
I'm serious, let's get married.

[System]

no panty lines! plus they are way more comfy than regular panties.

Ok, I will give you the comfort, but going commando has to be more comfortable than that? or am i just dreaming

[MelissaDMBfan]

Well anyway...lets think of some new questions...

Why wear g-strings girls? I mean what little material is there why wear any at all?
I said this before, but I hardly wear underwear, but if I do it is ususally a thong. I don't think I even own a g-string.

[watchtwrwildcat]

I'm serious, let's get married.
how many times do I have to tell you men...YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. I am bad, bad news.:devil:lol

[System]

I'm serious, let's get married.

Fight ya for her

[timmyt23]

how many times do I have to tell you men...YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. I am bad, bad news.:devil:lol
Maybe I like bad news.......;)

[watchtwrwildcat]

Ok, I will give you the comfort, but going commando has to be more comfortable than that? or am i just dreaming
I always go commando when I wear dresses, as long as they are not mini--but without going into too much detail, there are certain times of the month that we cannot traipse around without atleast a thong.

[timmyt23]

Fight ya for her
Put em up!!!

:violent :violent

[MelissaDMBfan]

I always go commando when I wear dresses, as long as they are not mini--but without going into too much detail, there are certain times of the month that we cannot traipse around without atleast a thong.
:thumbsup that is the only time I will wear underwear.

[System]

I always go commando when I wear dresses, as long as they are not mini--but without going into too much detail, there are certain times of the month that we cannot traipse around without atleast a thong.


OK, official end of that conversation. ;)


How bout,

Why do the girls i date never get along with my mom? huh?

Wait i forgot, my mom is crazy...sorry...

Any other questions?

[watchtwrwildcat]

Put em up!!!

:violent :violent
let me get this straight....you wanna marry me cuz I prefer a g-string over panties? :lol:lol

[System]

Put em up!!!

:violent :violent


ok, take 30 paces turn and fire.....and then hide after you miss me. I am coming for ya.....

[System]

let me get this straight....you wanna marry me cuz I prefer a g-string over panties? :lol:lol

That and Stilettos and golfing

[watchtwrwildcat]

That and Stilettos and golfing
And that baggage issue??

[MelissaDMBfan]

I want someone to fight over me :lol

[System]

And that baggage issue??

Baggage is easily lost,

Just ask American Airlines....they can put yours next to my buddies bag.

I mean unless you currently serving 5-10 for assault and battery of your ex-boyfriend we should be ok...

[MRGreySt.YNK]

I want someone to fight over me :lol

Funniest post of the day. :lol

[System]

I want someone to fight over me :lol

I got you covered....but must of everybody else is scared of me....

Rednecks frighten people. Something about a guy that has squirrel in his freezer makes people step back from him

[MelissaDMBfan]

Funniest post of the day. :lol
Funny is my middle name.

Hi Matthew :)

[MRGreySt.YNK]

Funny is my middle name.

Hi Matthew :)

Hey Mel. How are things?

[MelissaDMBfan]

Hey Mel. How are things?
Not to bad. I can't complain to much. The day has gotten better, which is always good :)

how are things with you? when do you go back to school?

[timmyt23]

I want someone to fight over me :lol
I'll take out System and claim you and Beth as my own. I'm starting my harem now, I'll take out anyone who opposes me.

[timmyt23]

let me get this straight....you wanna marry me cuz I prefer a g-string over panties? :lol:lol
Absolutely.:rolleyes:

[MRGreySt.YNK]

Not to bad. I can't complain to much. The day has gotten better, which is always good :)

how are things with you? when do you go back to school?

I go back on Saturday, we got a house off-campus. Things are ok, they could be better, but I can't really complain. I have kind of given up on the girl I was telling you about, nothing will ever happen, oh well. Theres a couple of girls at school I hope I see at the Bars, and I will actually try and talk to them.

[MelissaDMBfan]

I'll take out System and claim you and Beth as my own. I'm starting my harem now, I'll take out anyone who opposes me.
:lol Good Luck. Wow how exciting. I have always wanted two guys to fight over me.

[watchtwrwildcat]

I'll take out System and claim you and Beth as my own. I'm starting my harem now, I'll take out anyone who opposes me.
Oh, and I get to be in a harem??!! Oh, joyous day!!!

(that could be fun.)

[System]

I'll take out System and claim you and Beth as my own. I'm starting my harem now, I'll take out anyone who opposes me.

*fades into shadows*

Stalk is on now buddy, you are the prey and hunting season just opened......

[System]

:lol Good Luck. Wow how exciting. I have always wanted two guys to fight over me.

Won't be a fight, but a stalk and kill......

Hunting season just opened...time to collect my prices...

Can I mount Melissa and Beth for my living room?

[timmyt23]

Oh, and I get to be in a harem??!! Oh, joyous day!!!

(that could be fun.)
Oh it will be fun. Just you and Melissa wait. I've got anti-System radar, he won't come near you ladies.

[watchtwrwildcat]

I mean unless you currently serving 5-10 for assault and battery of your ex-boyfriend we should be ok...
my prison days are behind me......not to worry.

[MelissaDMBfan]

I go back on Saturday, we got a house off-campus. Things are ok, they could be better, but I can't really complain. I have kind of given up on the girl I was telling you about, nothing will ever happen, oh well. Theres a couple of girls at school I hope I see at the Bars, and I will actually try and talk to them.
:thumbsup Just wait till you get back to school. You will see those girls, and forget about the other one. Just be yourself, and make small talk and you will have nothing to worry about :) :)

[System]

Oh, and I get to be in a harem??!! Oh, joyous day!!!

(that could be fun.)

If you join my harem, free golf and shopping and salon for you 7 days a week

[watchtwrwildcat]

Can I mount Melissa and Beth for my living room?
as long as I am mounted in my Paper Denim jeans, and favorite stilettos.

[timmyt23]

my prison days are behind me......not to worry.
Did you learn anything interesting in there?

[System]

Oh it will be fun. Just you and Melissa wait. I've got anti-System radar, he won't come near you ladies.

Dude, I am rocket Scientist/Redneck....stealth is my middle name...

[timmyt23]

Dude, I am rocket Scientist/Redneck....stealth is my middle name...
But I'm Batman.

[System]

as long as I am mounted in my Paper Denim jeans, and favorite stilettos.

Anything you want, Nothing but the finest for my girls....

[MelissaDMBfan]

I want to be mounted in my old navy jeans, tshirt and flip flops...cause I am that kinda girl :lol

[System]

I want to be mounted in my old navy jeans, tshirt and flip flops...cause I am that kinda girl :lol

Again

Anything you want, Nothing but the finest for my girls....

[timmyt23]

I want to be mounted in my old navy jeans, tshirt and flip flops...cause I am that kinda girl :lol
Anything else dear?

[System]

But I'm Batman.

no man, you are just a quarterback that got hit in the head to hard to many times...

grab a snickers

[MelissaDMBfan]

Again

Anything you want, Nothing but the finest for my girls....
:thumbsup I like this kind of treatment. :)

[timmyt23]

no man, you are just a quarterback that got hit in the head to hard to many times...

grab a snickers
Did you hear that?

[System]

:thumbsup I like this kind of treatment. :)

What doesn't anyone treat you like the princess that you are?

[System]

Did you hear that?

yyou are repeating yourself...

what am i supposed to be listening for?

[timmyt23]

:thumbsup I like this kind of treatment. :)
If you want to have a three second stand, follow System home, but you won't know what you're missing.:evil

[timmyt23]

yyou are repeating yourself...

what am i supposed to be listening for?
The sound of your world crumbling around you, as you watch me sweep these women off of their feet.

[MelissaDMBfan]

What doesn't anyone treat you like the princess that you are?
Melissa has not been treating well in the past. The guys treat Melissa like shit.


and why am I talking in 3rd person.

[MRGreySt.YNK]

tooooooooooodddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[System]

The sound of your world crumbling around you, as you watch me sweep these women off of their feet.

My world doesn't crumble it gets rebuilt bigger better stronger and full of useless features...

Just remember one thing.....

Don't ever stop running, i will find you and i will claim victory

or we could call a truce and split them and let them decide

[MelissaDMBfan]

tooooooooooodddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Number 1 example right there. Every time you or jeff mention his name I have to listen to "guys named todd" 10 times in a row :lol

[MelissaDMBfan]

If you want to have a three second stand, follow System home, but you won't know what you're missing.:evil
Well he does live closer to me than you do. :)

[System]

Well he does live closer to me than you do. :)

Don't forget that I am a bit smarter than anyone else you know....

[watchtwrwildcat]

Neither one of you are considering the fact that I am veerrry expensive. You ladies better get your checkbooks out.....

[MelissaDMBfan]

Don't forget that I am a bit smarter than anyone else you know....
You are a rocket scientist after all.

[timmyt23]

Neither one of you are considering the fact that I am veerrry expensive. You ladies better get your checkbooks out.....
I'm 26, single, I own my own home and I know how to cook. I've got you covered.

[timmyt23]

:monkey

or we could call a truce and split them and let them decide
Ok.

[watchtwrwildcat]

I'm 26, single, I own my own home and I know how to cook. I've got you covered. I'm 26, single, I own my own home and I know how to shop.

You sure about that?

[System]

I'm 26, single, I own my own home and I know how to cook. I've got you covered.

I am 24, building my own house this spring, and I cook, I also build planes.

not to get into a pissing contest or anything, I really don't care...if that kind of stuff impresses girls they aren't ones i wanna be with.

[MelissaDMBfan]

I am 23, single, dont own my own home, and am still in college, which means I am broke :(

Life is still good though. :)

[timmyt23]

I'm 26, single, I own my home home and I know how to shop.

You sure about that?
I like to shop as well.